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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is it's so wild he pulled a hamstring.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 1: It's not what you think. We'll find out about it

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for is Tommy.

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Speaker 2: We've all done it. Nobody probably will admit it. The

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Speaker 2: title of this is can you bring me some paper?

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Speaker 2: Can you bring me some paper? We've all come on that.

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Speaker 2: Don't don't, don't, don't get brand new on me. We've

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Speaker 2: all done it. Everybody went in there and check. Can

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Speaker 2: you pray me some paper? Let's go catch.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to Charles. Looking for Charles?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this choy not Can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Hey? Listen, I'm you by?

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Speaker 3: What am I speaking with?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry? It's gotty man. I'm I'm house sitting for Rita.

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Speaker 3: See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she

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Speaker 3: was going out of town. What can I do for you? Brother?

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Speaker 4: I thought, y'all down the way, man, y'all, I'm in

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Speaker 4: the house, both our houses.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Now she loved me a number man, love me,

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Speaker 4: y'all know me.

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Speaker 3: And then she.

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Speaker 4: Loved Miss Dars. No, I try to call Miss Darks,

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Speaker 4: but then nobody answer the phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Rita

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Speaker 4: So you say you down there right right right? And

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Speaker 4: she told me if I got an emergency anything, that

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Speaker 4: I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,

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Speaker 4: right right, okay, are you are you busy right now? Man?

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Speaker 3: Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife

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Speaker 3: from dinner and got some meat on the grill. But

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Speaker 4: Know, okay, I mean you you are you able to

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Speaker 4: help me out with something right quick? Or you got

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Speaker 4: you got time for that? Well, like I said, I'm

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Speaker 4: in the middle of cooking. If there's something I can

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Speaker 4: help you with, I you know, I don't mind coming

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Speaker 4: we need to do. Okay, Charlie, would you out and now?

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Speaker 4: Any paper man?

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Speaker 3: Any paper? Yeah? I think I got some newspaper. You're trying.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news.

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Speaker 3: But I mean some paper. You have some paper? What

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Speaker 4: No? See man, listen Charlie, Like I said, my name's gotted. Man,

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Speaker 4: I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself

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Speaker 4: in this situation here down here, read the house man,

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Speaker 4: and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually

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Speaker 3: So you're saying you want me to bring you some

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My

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Speaker 3: Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the

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Speaker 3: he can't got numb sitting on a TuS man. Look

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Speaker 3: I can't tell you ain't about four hours a don

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Speaker 3: Can you just run down here right quickly? I'm in

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Speaker 3: the back door open. I have to say, Man, I

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Speaker 3: understand all that you're saying. But like I said, I'm

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.

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Speaker 3: Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man, you calling

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Speaker 4: You the hanta I got all I'm asking for. Just

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Speaker 3: Well, what you was kind like what you need to do? Brother?

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Speaker 3: You said you had emergency. I thought the house or

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Speaker 3: sound like emergency. That sounds like some personals. And furthermore,

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Speaker 4: I'm not fein the dog that's like I said, I'm

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Speaker 4: numb right now, man, I need some help.

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Speaker 3: It's on. So you want me to come down there

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Speaker 3: You can't get up out the tiller if I want

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergency.

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Speaker 3: Man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, that don't

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Speaker 3: sound like emergency. It seems like a little quick fix.

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Speaker 3: Get your drawers and white your drawers. So go get

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Speaker 3: you some mos. I mean, I'm not senna walk four

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Speaker 4: How you gonna get up and open the door. The

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Speaker 4: back door is over All you gotta do is come

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Speaker 4: the paper.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: That's all I'm asking you to do, mister Charlett.

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Speaker 3: I understand that. But I'm not gonna come down there

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Speaker 3: and bring you no table. I'm not gonna bring.

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Speaker 4: You bring me some paper down here, man.

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Speaker 3: You know man to say, Man, who the hell you

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Speaker 3: think you hollering at? You need me? I don't need

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Speaker 4: Man? You see I'm sitting in a situation. Noarda left

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Speaker 4: y'all number that y'all will help me while I'm down

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Speaker 3: Man just cheers. Crazy baby man, what why don't you

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Speaker 3: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some newspaper.

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Speaker 3: I told you that I was in the middle of

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Speaker 3: calling me talking about some paper man. I don't want

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Speaker 4: Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?

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Speaker 3: Man? Look like I told you before I ask him,

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Speaker 4: Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave

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Speaker 3: And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring

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Speaker 3: no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible

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Speaker 3: when he going into a restroom. That sound like a

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Speaker 4: You you too wrong for that, just situ wait said

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Speaker 3: That don't sound in no burgency. That sounds like a

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Speaker 4: Come on, Jean, when I get off of here, man,

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Speaker 4: be off with I don't.

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Speaker 3: Give a about you being man. Matter fact, soon as

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Speaker 3: you get your cook out of there, you so, man,

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Speaker 4: I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down

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Speaker 4: there the way. I am just like this hell and

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna whoop for not helping me while I'm in

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Speaker 4: a situation.

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Speaker 3: Will bring your tomb.

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Speaker 4: I got one more thing I need to say to

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Speaker 4: you that I'm gonna do. Is you listening?

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Speaker 3: Rido tongue? I got some snake skin shoes that fit

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Speaker 3: right up, clean up on it all.

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Speaker 4: I got one more thing.

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Speaker 3: Is you listening? Man? What man like I said? What

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Speaker 3: what you got to say? Man?

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Speaker 4: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your neighbor reader.

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Speaker 3: Anxious damn cat from the radio station. Is this timing

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Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning So I'm a whoop reader

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Speaker 3: that got you? Called? My man? You had me house

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Speaker 3: going to come down there, man and boy show down

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Speaker 3: and whoop. You better be glad. I'm easy. I can't

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Speaker 3: believe it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.

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Speaker 4: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the last the Steve.

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Speaker 3: Harvey Show, y'all playing practical joke, folks man, and now

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Speaker 3: you have it?

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Speaker 2: Can you bring me some paper? When last time y'all

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Speaker 2: did that? On last time you scream out that door,

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Speaker 2: crack that door and screamed out. You ain't done that

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Speaker 2: in a minute. Ain't nobody before you sit down.

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Speaker 5: To close that Yeah, you know you're.

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Speaker 2: Running there to herry sometime.

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Speaker 5: Ain't around No, no, what uh? I got to locate

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Speaker 5: that toilet tissue, your supplies before the time.

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Speaker 6: And if I'm at somebody house, I'll just drive home.

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Speaker 6: I just I ain't finna do this. I'm not finn

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Speaker 6: to go in here and have you shipping this way

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Speaker 6: about me when I leave. You're not gonna be disgusting

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Speaker 6: me when I when I walk out there.

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Speaker 5: As soon as I get in the car, they all

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Speaker 5: shut the door and go I'll beat damn Lord or mighty,

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Speaker 5: have you been in there? You're not going there? Just

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Speaker 5: go down the hallway. I'm not going to do that.

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Speaker 2: What if it if it hits you though, and you

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Speaker 2: just ain't nothing you can do though, Ana.

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Speaker 6: Tell you something. No, no, no, I got to go

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Speaker 6: to house. No, don't hit me like that. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: If you can't make it, I'm going. I'm gonna make

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Speaker 5: it to the house. I don't moments, but we're not

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Speaker 5: gonna be then when when they when they're gonna be

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Speaker 5: at another home that's not your house. No we not no,

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Speaker 5: no no.

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Speaker 6: I had a partner that when he whenever he went

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Speaker 6: to the bathroom, his mama made him go to the

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 5: We used to see him walking up there all the time.

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Speaker 5: I remember this, Robert, Robert, where you going. I'll be back.

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Speaker 3: He ain't.

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Speaker 5: It's not live. You gotta go to the Robert had

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Speaker 5: to go to Gaston all right.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject

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Speaker 1: it's so wild he pulled a hamstring. We'll get into that,

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to Harvey Morning Show.