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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And today we call

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Speaker 1: a guy who just had a new neighbor moving next door,

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Speaker 1: and he hasn't officially met them yet, but his brother

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Speaker 1: thought it might be funny if we posed as the

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Speaker 1: awkward neighbor. That might be a little bit too neighborly.

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Speaker 1: You'll understand what I mean when you hear it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and we also had to filter this one through a

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Speaker 1: cell phone to make it sound like Jose was actually

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Speaker 1: outside of the guy's house. You're gonna get it. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, neighbor, is this dodge?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd get you.

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm your new neighbor.

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Speaker 3: My name's Hank.

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Speaker 2: Thank goodness you guy.

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Speaker 3: That's me the Hank.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. How's it going?

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Speaker 3: I'm actually kind of busy right now. What can I do?

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Speaker 2: So I'll make this quick. I was just looking at

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Speaker 2: your house. I notice you have a bunch of leaves

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Speaker 2: on your roof up there? Did you realize that?

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Speaker 3: So? What I mean? It is that time of year,

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Speaker 3: I guess totally.

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Speaker 2: I just thought that I would do the neighborly thing

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Speaker 2: take care of those lows for you. I actually work

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Speaker 2: in construction, so I got one of these bad boys

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Speaker 2: lying around.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, yay, hey, hey yeah, hey, what's that sound

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Speaker 3: in the background, Well, going off, that's.

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Speaker 2: My hydraulic lift. It makes it really convenient. I'm actually

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Speaker 2: here now, I'm like twenty feet in the air, maybe thirty.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you're here? Now? What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: I'm using I mean here now, I'm on top of

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Speaker 2: your roof. Well, I'm adjacent to your roof.

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, the leaves are a mess up here.

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Speaker 3: You're telling me you brought a hydraulic lift over to

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Speaker 3: my property without asking me for that.

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Speaker 2: I moved in and I figured this to be easy

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Speaker 2: for me to take care of. You know, you don't

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Speaker 2: got to.

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Speaker 3: Pay some Hey hey yeah, maybe in your old neighborhood

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Speaker 3: that they did things, But I don't need you at

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Speaker 3: my property at all.

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Speaker 2: You should have seen my old neighborhood. There were no

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Speaker 2: leaves on any room. I'm a helpful guy.

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Speaker 3: God, this is this is a new one. But wait,

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Speaker 3: what was that? I'm here?

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Speaker 2: What did you hear that? Huh? What is That's never

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Speaker 2: made that sound before? What is that? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing? Well?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to maneuver left, but it's kind of glitchy

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Speaker 2: like the joystick. It's a little like it's like.

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Speaker 3: Are you listening to me? I need you to go?

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Speaker 2: Well? I would, but I actually think I'm stuck, so

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Speaker 2: hold on. It kind of blocked up. Hey, do you

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Speaker 2: happen to have any like lube lying around your house?

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Speaker 2: Mechanical lube, not the other kind.

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Speaker 3: I don't have any mechanical loube, come.

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Speaker 2: On and on your garage like WD four thousand or

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Speaker 2: something like. No, like ie something really louby.

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Speaker 3: Listen, buddy, I need you to move everything you've brought

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Speaker 3: with you off of my property now.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: Do you not hear this? You're the one who initiated

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Speaker 3: all this, so you need to figure out how to

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Speaker 3: get it out of it.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna lean a little heavier on the controls.

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Speaker 2: I dang it.

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Speaker 3: What was that? Hold on now, it sounds like you

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Speaker 3: hit something.

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Speaker 2: It's just your gutter. Don't worry. Is that that is loud?

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Speaker 3: If I get home and I see any damage to

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Speaker 3: my roof, I promise you I'm gonna beat your egg

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Speaker 3: or understand that.

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Speaker 2: Let's let me get unstuck here. Hold on, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: go I'm gonna put yes left. No, I don't think

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Speaker 2: that did anything. I gotta go the other way.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, right right? What's wrong?

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Speaker 2: Right? Right? O? No, somethings. There's something smoking.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be a freaking are you an idiot or something?

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, the lift cage is caught on the cable wire.

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Speaker 2: That's what's going on. I have to a little bit

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Speaker 2: of Oh my god, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: That was easy? What? Yeah, I'll just take it down now, No,

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Speaker 2: moving down slowly, slowly, slowly, like you didn't just damage

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Speaker 2: this guy's roof and I'm safe. Yay?

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Speaker 3: What did you damage my room?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, your roof is fine. But your gunner, on

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Speaker 2: the other hand, is hanging. I would call someone about that.

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Speaker 2: That's probably not safe.

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Speaker 3: When I get home from work, you're gonna have a

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Speaker 3: serious problem. You're gonna wish you never moved to this name.

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Speaker 2: Well that that's why I'm bringing your brother Morris to

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Speaker 2: protect me. What your brother Morris, the guy who set

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Speaker 2: you up? This is actually a prank phone call. Right now,

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Speaker 2: you're on bricking Jeffrey in the morning. What I'm going

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Speaker 2: back up? I'm going back up.

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Speaker 3: I'm going I'm going to kill Oh my god, this

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Speaker 3: is crazy.

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Speaker 2: No, your brother Morris is crazy. Brother watching the new

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Speaker 2: guy move in the other day and you already didn't

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Speaker 2: like him just by looking at him or something.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe, teacher.

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Speaker 2: It's okay. I get that a lot, mostly for my

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Speaker 2: co workers, right broke wake Up Every morning was phone

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Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning