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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. My subject forward

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Speaker 1: today stuck between two women that I love. It's not

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Speaker 1: what you think, It's not what you think. Yes, can

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Speaker 1: I say something, yes that my opinion about politics is

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Speaker 1: just my opinion. Everybody is think whatever you want. Now,

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Speaker 1: I just won't when people listen to me. Stays time

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Speaker 1: my heat on night. So he's gonna vote. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you have your right to your opinion. I don't speak

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Speaker 1: for the morning show. I was just talking for Steve.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that right there. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, you're Steve Harvey and you approved this message.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go up. Yeah, I'm about to

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Speaker 1: speak for people, I mean, not ugly. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: right side. You know, boy just came out. I'm speaking

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Speaker 1: for stupid people now. No, no, you said you're saying

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Speaker 1: ugly people, not of steak. Was the fact that you

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Speaker 1: have a combination that ain't not our fault. I don't have. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you speaking for stupid people right now, but just coming

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Speaker 1: kind of an ugly person now, girl, Scout cooking is

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Speaker 1: the stupid prank, not ugly, just stupid. Let's go. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: my treo. Who is this? Um all are you doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Glenn Man, I'm working. Uh I work

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Speaker 1: in building too. You work for Cludia? Right? Yeah? What

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Speaker 1: what was fun? So we're probably not a couple of times? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Why what's up? Did you guys? You guys live together?

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Speaker 1: Or what? What is this your business? Like? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What's what's what's the deal? What's what's what are you

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Speaker 1: asking about? My girl? Well, let me ask you this here.

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Speaker 1: What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?

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Speaker 1: What what do you what do you mean? What's going on? Like?

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Speaker 1: Like I mean you you know you know right? I

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Speaker 1: mean so what like what? What's what's the deal? What? What?

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Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who? Who the are you? Like? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What the what? What is this for? Like why you like?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you? I just calmed down, bro,

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Speaker 1: just calmed down, Like I say, my name is saying.

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Speaker 1: I work at Gila too, you know, And I know

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Speaker 1: I just tell you now, I know you. I know

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Speaker 1: what you want doing, Okay, I know what you're doing

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Speaker 1: at the job already know And a couple other people

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. And I know you've got a girl.

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Speaker 1: I know you got a girl at home. I know that.

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Speaker 1: What so so what? What? What? What the what? What

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Speaker 1: is this about? Like? Why why do you call my

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Speaker 1: bolt trying to harass me about the boat? Like? Who

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Speaker 1: are you? Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like? Calling? Now?

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Speaker 1: I efinished. I ain't trying to tell you a little

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Speaker 1: secret or nothing like that. I ain't trying to do that,

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Speaker 1: all right, But but I'm gonna be real with you, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Like I said, you know, I got one

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Speaker 1: of your names. I got your number from one of

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Speaker 1: the co workers. Okay, I got you know. I said,

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to give the car and

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Speaker 1: you talk to about something. That's how I got your number.

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Speaker 1: So uh, we'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get

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Speaker 1: to that later. But let me but let me say

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Speaker 1: this though. I know what's going on with you and

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Speaker 1: the job, all right, and I ain't need to say

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Speaker 1: nothing about it. You know, that's just our little secret

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Speaker 1: or whatever. But I do have something I want you

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Speaker 1: to do. Though. What do you want? Dude? But what

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Speaker 1: what do you want? You call me? Bugging me about

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Speaker 1: all this book, like what do you want? What do

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Speaker 1: you want? Well? Here it is, man, Listen, I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna say nothing about what you got going on, all right.

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Speaker 1: That ain't that ain't even I don't even care about that.

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Speaker 1: But here here's what I do want you to do.

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Speaker 1: I do need some help from you. All right. Listen.

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Speaker 1: My little girl is selling girls Scout cookies and I

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Speaker 1: want you to buy fifty boxes of them all right,

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Speaker 1: will be a cash out because she gotta have them

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Speaker 1: sold by tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro? You okay,

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Speaker 1: so you're on some black man's books and listen to

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Speaker 1: who to gave you my number because you want to

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Speaker 1: call me asked me to buy some cookies and you

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Speaker 1: should just better man and ask me about it. Like,

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Speaker 1: don't be calling my phone trying to get me that book.

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Speaker 1: Like come on, man, like I ain't got no time

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Speaker 1: for this. Like I'm asking you to do is buy today.

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Speaker 1: I'm cookies, man, That's it. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I do want you to buy cookie.

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Speaker 1: I did you box Girls Scout cookies? Can you do that? No?

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Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no. You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate

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Speaker 1: me and defying like you're you're talking? Are you trying

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Speaker 1: to make me fice? Ain't but you're nothing for you

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Speaker 1: disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to act like you like,

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Speaker 1: just trying to manipulate. I ain't down with that, bro,

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Speaker 1: I ain't do You don't want to buy my cookies though?

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Speaker 1: So do you want me to call your yo girl

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Speaker 1: and ship and ship I'm not cooking, so you gotta

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Speaker 1: stay the wait for my throw man Like. Don't don't

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Speaker 1: come near her, Okay, you don't call her, you'll come

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Speaker 1: near her. Don't come near me, you just get get

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Speaker 1: them out of here. I'm about to start this nine is.

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Speaker 1: Figure out who you are and come right after you,

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Speaker 1: man like, cause I ain't playing, bro, I ain't right.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what, man, I ain't argue with you.

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Speaker 1: I argue with you, but I'll get off the phone

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Speaker 1: right now. I'll get off right now. And I'm a girl.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your girl and see if you want

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Speaker 1: by some No, no, no, no, no, you ain't call nobody.

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Speaker 1: You you just get you get I try to God,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out who you are. I'm gonna find

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Speaker 1: out who gave you that number. I'm gonna call you up,

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Speaker 1: like you know, you'll call me trying to run me. Okay, man, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what? Angel cool, we're still talking about it,

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna get this right. I don't like

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Speaker 1: you so so so I'll get off the phone like

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Speaker 1: you want me to agent, I'll do that. But let

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Speaker 1: me let me ask you here. So let me ask

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Speaker 1: you this though you sure you want me to call

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Speaker 1: You're sure you want me to do that? Write they

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Speaker 1: isn't that her name? Man? You something? Individuals? All right?

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Speaker 1: Look how much of these cookies? How much you want?

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Speaker 1: And then Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Imm he man,

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Speaker 1: check it out. This is nephew Timmy from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey more than show, your co worker got me to

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Speaker 1: play phone call you. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him,

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Speaker 1: damn so s oh god, listen, so listen, Adrian. We

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Speaker 1: have beat. We have beat all the names, so nobody

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Speaker 1: knows the things at all. Okay, you're good, bro, you're

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Speaker 1: good man, and I me, Oh god, I'm I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a that. Man, I just used up

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Speaker 1: all mine and yeah I'm done. Oh God, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: where I am going off? You up? Man? I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you got me on this little tell me this more?

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Speaker 1: One more thing before you go. What's the badest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morton hill Man, which is what he got

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Speaker 1: played every morning? Killed me bro And there you have it? Okay? Now?

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Speaker 1: Was that? Was that nice and stupid? Was it nice

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Speaker 1: and stupid? Very? Played too much? Was nothing ugly about it?

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Speaker 1: Just stupid? That's it too. Don't have to charge together.

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Speaker 1: They don't need each other. It's a it's a tough

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Speaker 1: combination to live with, though. You got ugly and stupid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got to admit that, if if, if, if someone

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Speaker 1: had that, Yeah, that'd be a tough combination. I don't

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Speaker 1: have that. Yeah, I don't have that. I'm gonna be pretty.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be saying I'm gonna be sexy and pretty

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Speaker 1: indulting this weekend. But I'm gonna be stupid at the

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Speaker 1: same time. Sexy, Yes, it's pretty pretty stupid. They're saying Okay,

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Speaker 1: watch me. I don't have you ever seen yourself. I

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Speaker 1: will not be ugly for you. I will not be

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Speaker 1: somebody A picture him from his side and send it

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Speaker 1: to him, thinking of your up next Strawberry letter, subject

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Speaker 1: stuck between two women that I love. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it right after this