1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:08,399 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is Michael Rappaport and 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: you are listening to the world premier broadcast of the 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. That is right, is the 4 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast, live and direct from an 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: undisclosed location. I'm close, but I'm also far away. Don't 6 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: worry about where I am, worry about where you are, 7 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. I'm enormously excited to be starting the 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Podcast. It's something I've wanted to do 9 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: for a while. We're gonna be discussing the world music, 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: world music, hip hop, jazz, reggae, rock, everything in between. Movies, 11 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 1: my favorite movies, your favorite movies, sports, why my teams 12 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: are good and your teams suck. Things. I like things, 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,839 Speaker 1: I don't like things other people like. I gotta dream 14 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: dream list some of the people that I want to 15 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,839 Speaker 1: have on the I Am Rappaport Podcast. My wish list 16 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 1: includes Quentin Tarantino, Robert de Niro, Leonardo DiCaprio, every Italian 17 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: American actor or director that exists, Alan Iverson. I would 18 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: love to get Alan Iverson On here. I don't think 19 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: he's been interviewed in a few years, and I think 20 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:39,959 Speaker 1: that we can have a good, fun, thorough interview. Who 21 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: else do we want to get on here? Big Daddy, 22 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: Kane Bis Markey together. I would love to have Meryl Street, Um, 23 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: Jennifer Jason Lee, Juliette Lewis. Who else would I like 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: to interview? Christopher Walking? Since so we're gonna do Christopher Walking, 25 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: I'll say Dustin Hoffman, Joe Peshi, There's so many people 26 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: I love to interview, Julius dr j Irving, Bernard King, 27 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: Michael Ray Richardson, Duane Pearl Washington. Anyway, we're gonna have fun. 28 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good time. I'm gonna curse. I'm 29 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: gonna say motherfucker ship, motherfucking shit, fuck shit ass. Everything 30 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: in between, variables and silliables and syllabus is on every 31 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: one of those curse words and more to come see 32 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport Podcast. Don't worry about where I am. Okay, 33 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 1: I could be anywhere right now. You never know, could 34 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: pop up behind you, could run up behind you. You 35 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 1: never know where I am doing this from. It could 36 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: be doing I'm gonna be doing episodes from my car 37 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: on airplanes, bathrooms and airplanes, on sets, movie sets, television sets, 38 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 1: other pe bowl shit, I'm gonna just go to other 39 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 1: people's sets and set up my podcasts. Here are some 40 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: of the inspirations for the I Am Rappaport podcast. Well, first, 41 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: the logo totally inspired by Blue Note Records. We are 42 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: heavily inspired by Bravo TV. We are heavily inspired by 43 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: Marvin Gay. We are heavily inspired by the Rolling Stones. 44 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: We are also heavily inspired by Alan Iverson, Ghost Face 45 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: Killer and Tupac. All Right, we are heavily inspired by 46 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: Larry David Woody Allen and any and all peace loving 47 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: and positive Ashkenazi Jews. This podcast, the I Am Rappaport podcast, 48 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: is heavily inspired by the Ashkenazi Jews as a whole. 49 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: Now the reason why I say that the word ashke Nazi. 50 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: How much fun is that to say Ashkenazi ashke Nazi? Alright, 51 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: so I fox with the ashkan Nazis. I am full Oshkenazi. Listen, 52 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: I'm excited to be doing the I Am Rappaport podcast. 53 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: When I was younger, I was teased and called Michael 54 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: Rapper crap. I still hold that scar deep in my heart. 55 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: Call me motherfucking wrapper crap. We're gonna get into all 56 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: this stuff on the I Am Wrapp Report podcast. All right, 57 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,839 Speaker 1: we're gonna get into everything. I was teased as a child. 58 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: I wasn't bullied, but I was teased. I was bullied. 59 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: Everybody was bullied. You're you're not bullied until someone comes 60 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: along who could fucking kick your ass, and you're, you know, 61 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: not being bullied anyway. I was bullied. I was teased, 62 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: but I dished it out more than I took it. 63 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: But I was called wrapper, crap, rapp a fuck, rapper, shit, 64 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: all of it. Fuck you fuck you? Now, who's getting 65 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: the last laughed? Ha ha? I just started the I 66 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 1: Am a Rapp Report podcast. You fuck you six seven, eight, 67 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: nine ten. Calling me Michael wrapper crap, wrapper crap, rapper crap. 68 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: It's got such a ring to it. I couldn't even 69 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: argue about it. I like being called wrapper crap. It's funny. 70 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: Being called wrapper crap is funny. It made me laugh. 71 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: I didn't never really get bothered by it. Rapp a 72 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: fuck rapp, a douche rapp, a dickhead that's fucking crossing 73 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: the line. But wrapper crap. If you want to call 74 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: me Michael wrapper crap, go ahead, makes me laugh. Okay, 75 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 1: what else? We are in the middle of episode one, 76 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:34,359 Speaker 1: the breakthrough episode, the ground breaking, fucking We're out of 77 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 1: the gate. We knocked down the wall. The I Am 78 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: Rappaport podcast is up, people, The I Am Rappaport podcast 79 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: is up, and Adam ship is going down. Holy shit. Wow. 80 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,599 Speaker 1: I Am Rappaport is brought to you by We don't 81 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: have no motherfucking sponsors. Said yo, I'm looking for some sponsors, 82 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: but I'm not talking about like sponsors like sponsors. I wanna, like, 83 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: you know, have some people that I like and ship like. 84 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: Let me see what I like. If I had my 85 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: ideal sponsors, what would they be? Snapple? I would love 86 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: to be able to get Snapple because I fucking love Snapple. 87 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: My kids love Snapple. The flavors of Snapple are hard 88 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: to find. I want to be hooked up with Snapple. 89 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: I'll promote. I don't even have to get paid. Just 90 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,680 Speaker 1: give me the flavors that I want, because it's like, 91 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,479 Speaker 1: are the flavors season or where the fund do you 92 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: get the Snapples that you want? I like half lemonade 93 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:31,239 Speaker 1: half iced tea. I like Kiwi strawberry. I like green 94 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,239 Speaker 1: lemon TEA like that. Sometimes I can find it, sometimes 95 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,679 Speaker 1: I can't. Certain bodegas in New York havi it. Certain 96 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 1: flavors don't even seem to make it out to the 97 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: West Coast. What's up with that new balance? Fox with 98 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 1: new Balance? I wear new Balance. Anybody that knows me 99 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 1: knows I'm probably the coolest person who wears new balances. 100 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:55,040 Speaker 1: New balances sometimes are associated with only old Jews, and 101 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 1: that is true old Jews in New York City, where 102 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:03,359 Speaker 1: gray new balances we call those the Larry David's, the 103 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: gray pair of I call those the Larry David's. I 104 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: stopped wearing those because Larry David started wearing them, or 105 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: I noticed he was wearing them. He probably was wearing 106 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: them before me, and I was like, funk that I'm 107 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: already starting to resemble Larry David. Enough at forty four, 108 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: I don't want to be walking around wearing the same 109 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 1: sneakers as him. I'm cooler than motherfucking Larry David. He's 110 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: way richer, but I'm cooler. I mean, he's cool in 111 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: his way, but as far as cool fly hip dope. 112 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: I'm fucking cooler. All right, He's somebody i'd want to 113 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: interview on this. I am Rappaport stereo podcast. I forgot. 114 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Speaker 1: We are in stereo. We don't come at you with 115 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: mono and ship. We are in stereo. We are in 116 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: three D, four D six channel, seven channel. We do 117 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: it all over here. That's right. Who else would I 118 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: want to be sponsored by H and H Bagels in 119 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: New York City? Bagels that I love the best bagel, 120 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: cream cheese and locks in New York City's H and 121 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: H on Second Avenue. I don't want to hear any ship. 122 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any ship from you anybody else? 123 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: About any other bagels in Manhattan. I'm sure there's great 124 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: ones in Brooklyn and everybody's got their ship. Uh my 125 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: Long Island. Fuck that in Manhattan. H and H Bagels, 126 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: I would love them as a sponsor. I know SA 127 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 1: Bagels is good downtown on First Avenue. Sorry, I'm H 128 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 1: and H for life. Wexler's Bagels, cream cheese and locks, whitefish, 129 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: sliced fish, red fish, green fish, one fish, to fish. 130 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,839 Speaker 1: They're fucking good. In Los Angeles, they would be a 131 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 1: dream sponsor. See who else? I don't know. Okay, we 132 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 1: went rogue. We went solo on that ass, and we 133 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 1: did this podcast. The I M Rapp Report Podcast is 134 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: solo on that ass. We are sponsorless right now, but 135 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: don't fucking sleep. I'll be back in a few months 136 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,719 Speaker 1: and I'll have real sponsors and I'll be able to 137 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: say the I Am Wrapp Report Podcast is brought to 138 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,680 Speaker 1: you by Boom Boom Boom Boom boom boom. Will be 139 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: all fucking ship staying companies, whatever. It won't be anything 140 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: I want, but that's fine. I'm just happy to be here. 141 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,319 Speaker 1: I'm excited to be here, and I hope you're enjoying 142 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: this first introductory I Am Rapp Report Podcast. I'll be 143 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: back with great guests, fun times, talking hip hop. We're 144 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 1: talking bebop, talking basketball, football, politics, cinema. We're discussing Raging Bull. 145 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: Raging Bull. The movie Raging Bowl will probably come up 146 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 1: every week during this podcast. I will probably do a 147 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: line from Raging Bull. Matter of fact, I will start 148 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 1: with my first Raging Bowl line, my first Raging Bowl quote, 149 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: or it might morph into de Niro line of the 150 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: week or the al Pacino line of the week sponsored 151 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 1: by that would be fucking sick, babe. I want to 152 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,199 Speaker 1: find a sponsor for the al Pacino or Robert de 153 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 1: Niro line of the Week is brought to you by 154 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: La La. Yeah, I'm looking for sponsors. Who wants to 155 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,680 Speaker 1: sponsor my Robert DeNiro line of the week where I 156 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:10,480 Speaker 1: do or a guest does their favorite line from a 157 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: Robert DeNiro film, and then we discussed that line and 158 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,560 Speaker 1: the film. Who wants to be that sponsor? So my 159 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: first favorite line from Robert de Niro is from Raging Bull, 160 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: and it is judges didn't know. Who know's what happened 161 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,680 Speaker 1: with them? People knew, and he thought I was messing around. 162 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:38,400 Speaker 1: You know when I mess around, I get that championship belt. Yeah? 163 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: So what? The girl goes, Yeah, so what? I love 164 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 1: that line. Judges didn't know, the people knew. The judges 165 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,000 Speaker 1: didn't know, the people knew. If that's not a fucking 166 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: metaphor for life in Raging Bull, the first eight minutes 167 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,360 Speaker 1: of the movie, the judges didn't know that you know 168 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 1: what that means. That means fuck authority, That means fuck 169 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: people that think they know everything. That means fuck fucking critics. 170 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: That means fuck your fear, fuck your funk, that little 171 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,959 Speaker 1: inner voice in you, and go for it. The judges 172 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: didn't know, the people knew, and you thought I was 173 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: out there messing around. Okay, great, great advice from Jake 174 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 1: LaMotta played by Robert de Niro in my favorite all 175 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,439 Speaker 1: time movie, Raging Bull. The judges didn't know that people knew, 176 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,880 Speaker 1: and you thought I was out there messing around, fooling around, 177 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,319 Speaker 1: fooling around. The purists are gonna be like, you don't 178 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: know the movie. I'm going off the cuff here, and 179 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 1: you thought I was out there fooling around. And his 180 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: wife played by Teresa Seldonna, still don't know his wife's 181 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:43,959 Speaker 1: name in that movie. You've seen it at least a 182 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,959 Speaker 1: hundred times. She goes, Yeah, so what I'll fool around? 183 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: I get that championship belt. That's when I fool around, 184 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. That is the first Robert DeNiro line 185 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,839 Speaker 1: of the week that was done by me. If you 186 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,160 Speaker 1: couldn't tell, I morphed into Robert DeNiro there. I know 187 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,000 Speaker 1: my pression is impeccable, but that was actually me. I 188 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,319 Speaker 1: know you thought I was playing a clip from the 189 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: actual movie, but that was me, and that was the 190 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 1: Robert De Niro line of the week. This is Michael 191 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: Rappaport with the I Am Rappaport Podcast. I want to 192 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,520 Speaker 1: tell you a little secret. Here's a little known secret. 193 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 1: This podcast was almost called Just the Tip with Michael Rappaport, 194 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: but at the last minute we changed it the Think Tank, 195 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: the I Am Rappaport, the Michael Rappaport Team Team Rappaport, 196 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaker 1: like Team Money Mayweather, Team Rappaport t R. We call 197 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,800 Speaker 1: it t R a P. T R a P. Decided 198 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 1: to go with I Am Rappaport, the I Am Rappaport Podcast. 199 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 1: Who the funk knows what could happen? I might change 200 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,560 Speaker 1: it to the I Am Wrapper Crap Podcast. I might 201 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,680 Speaker 1: bring back being called Wrapper Crap. I might take the 202 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 1: power away from the people that teased me, the kids, 203 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 1: the mean, vicious kids, and counselors sometimes at camp that 204 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: called me wrapper crap. I might call this the I 205 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 1: Am Wrapper Rap Podcast. You never know. Alright, another thing 206 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: that I'm gonna be discussing right now. Week one, I 207 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:12,199 Speaker 1: am the leader of the Stern fantasy football team on 208 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: The Howard Stern Show. I won the first week I 209 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: beat the great Matt Berry. He's another person I want 210 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,800 Speaker 1: to get I beat him all week one belonged to 211 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,439 Speaker 1: Rapp Reports Delight. That is the name of my fantasy 212 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: football team on the Stern Show. Rapp Reports Delight. You 213 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: get it, you don't get it? Wrap Reports Delight get 214 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,880 Speaker 1: it like the song Rappers the Light Hip Hop get It. 215 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:41,720 Speaker 1: Wrapp Reports Delight is number one fantasy football. I want 216 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 1: to tell you another secret about me. I know way 217 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: less about sports. Then you might think I know a 218 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,680 Speaker 1: lot about basketball. I know a good amount about football. 219 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,679 Speaker 1: I could give two focks about Major League Baseball. If 220 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,199 Speaker 1: Derek Jeter came on the I Am Rapp Report podcast, 221 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: we wouldn't discuss baseball. I wouldn't talk to him about 222 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: women either, that's too cliche. I talked to about the 223 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: five best parties he was ever at as a New Yorker, 224 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: Derek Jeter, I would ask you about that. No, no, 225 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: no, no no, about any of the chicks. We know, we 226 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,719 Speaker 1: know you put it down. But I've seen you at 227 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,160 Speaker 1: some parties. You've You've been every party I stopped getting 228 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 1: invited four or five years ago. They said we don't 229 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: want him anymore. You've been going to every fucking party. Jeter, Hi, Yeah, Yeah, 230 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: what else? Floyd Money Mayweather. I've been on the record 231 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: of calling Floyd Money Mayweather Floyd Kardashian one of the 232 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 1: greatest fighters of all time, but I don't like his 233 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: his whole thing. He takes it too far. I love 234 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,680 Speaker 1: him on All Access on Showtime. Would love to interview him. 235 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: I guarantee you if I interviewed Floyd Money Mayweather, it 236 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 1: would end with him walking out and probably one of 237 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: his bodyguards doing some ship to me. I would definitely 238 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 1: piss him off to the point where he would leave 239 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 1: the interview, and I would definitely have one of those 240 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: three hundred pound goons that he travels with. They would 241 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,440 Speaker 1: definitely be They wouldn't touch me because I wouldn't fight back, 242 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: but they would make me feel like they would possibly 243 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: touch me in a way that I wouldn't like it. 244 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,440 Speaker 1: Being touched by a three hundred pound goon is never 245 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,840 Speaker 1: something that I want to happen, nor is it something 246 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,600 Speaker 1: that I ever want to provoke happening. I've been grabbed 247 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,160 Speaker 1: one time. One time. Here's a story. One time I 248 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: was grabbed in a club by four or five goons 249 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: in the Tunnel in New York City, the tunnel in 250 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 1: the nineties. I don't know what the hell they thought 251 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,720 Speaker 1: I was doing, but they had the wrong guy, and 252 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 1: they gooned me up against the wall, had me off 253 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 1: my feet, and I'm six three, two fifteen. They had 254 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: no resistance from me. I was like putty in their hands. 255 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 1: I was so fucking nervous that if it went any further, 256 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: I definitely, definitely would have shipped my pants. And I 257 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: have all sortive collidus, which is something that we're gonna 258 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 1: talk about, which I've never discussed. I have all sort 259 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: of collidis. I've had it since I was seventeen. So 260 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 1: my propensity to ship myself, especially at that time with 261 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,720 Speaker 1: active ulcer of colitis, my propensity and ability to ship 262 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: myself was far far better than most people's. Anyway, they 263 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:20,840 Speaker 1: let me go. I diverse. I digress. Miles Davis. You 264 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 1: gotta fix this. Miles Davis is my sound guy. Ladies 265 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, you gotta edit the ship. Miles Davis, Miles 266 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 1: MS Davis, Miles M. Davis. My sound guy's name is 267 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 1: Miles M. Davis. Motherfucker has to call up for chicken, 268 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: has to call up for Chinese food, airline tickets, and 269 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: always every day of his life has to be like, yeah, 270 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 1: last named Davis, first named Miles, and I'm sure motherfucker's 271 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: have said, Oh, We're gonna interview Miles Davis to find 272 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 1: out the top three or bottom three anecdotes has ever 273 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: had to deal with being called Miles Davis. This is 274 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 1: the I Am Rappaport podcast, and this is Michael Rappaport. 275 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 1: One of my segments that my team of craftsmen, scientists 276 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,679 Speaker 1: and writers have come up with. It's something I'm very 277 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 1: proud about. The name of the segment is Wigga Please. 278 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:21,120 Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna be discussing current events, past events, 279 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 1: future events, and if I don't like it, you get 280 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 1: a Wigga please. If I'm flabbergasid, you get Wigga please. 281 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:33,440 Speaker 1: If I'm confused, you get Wigga please. If it's more 282 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,159 Speaker 1: than one person, you get wiggas please. My first Wigga 283 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:43,440 Speaker 1: Please goes to this weekend in Los Angeles, an African 284 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 1: American woman and a Caucasian man, apparently as an actress. 285 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 1: We're caught. I don't know. They were accused of having sex. 286 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,479 Speaker 1: They said they were making out. The couple said they 287 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: were making out. Police officer came because people were watching them. 288 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: Apparently was a door open in their car. They were 289 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,320 Speaker 1: on the street during the day. Police officer was accused 290 00:18:07,359 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 1: of pulling them over, saying that she was a prostitute. 291 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 1: Police officers said that he was just pulling them over 292 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 1: because they were freaking off in the middle of the day. 293 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,880 Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard the the the audio 294 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,440 Speaker 1: of her being arrested, but I have a little clip 295 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 1: of the audio of her being arrested. Daddy. Somebody called 296 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,240 Speaker 1: the police saying that there was ludax in the car. 297 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 1: Doesn't matter, We're not doing anything. Somebody called this is 298 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:44,400 Speaker 1: my boy. I want to see somebody called, which means 299 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 1: gives me the right to be here. So my first 300 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: wigga please goes to the police officer. Why are you 301 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: gonna funk up a good thing? If they weren't a 302 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 1: freak off, dur in the middle of the day. Let 303 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 1: him freak off during the middle of the day, Wigga, Please, 304 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: why are you interrupting that ship if people are watching 305 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: it and you're getting a free show. In the eighties, 306 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,640 Speaker 1: that was cold a peep show. You had to pay 307 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,879 Speaker 1: ten cents for that. Now you can't even do it, Wigga. Please, 308 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,680 Speaker 1: somebody called my dad, this is my boy I want 309 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 1: to see your idea. Somebody called, which means gives me 310 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: the right to be here, so it gives me the 311 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: right to identify you. I've been called the cops, have 312 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 1: been called this for being because it's being really honest. 313 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 1: I don't know who brought up a race card because 314 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,680 Speaker 1: I had not. I said nothing about you being here, 315 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 1: and I have every right to ask you. I have 316 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 1: every right to say no. And if you like, you 317 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 1: do not have every right to say now, you can 318 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 1: take me down to the court office and I can 319 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,199 Speaker 1: make a scene about it. And you know what, I 320 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: have a publicist and I'm working. I'm molly interested. Molly interested. 321 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 1: You have a publicist, but I'm going to get your 322 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: ideas if I can't believe it, Like all the things 323 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 1: that are happening with the poster now, I can't make 324 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:56,199 Speaker 1: up with my boyfriend in front of my fucking we 325 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 1: were like enter garage just because, like sweetheart, you're getting arrested. 326 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,719 Speaker 1: The police officers just doesn't want to hear from your daddy. 327 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,439 Speaker 1: He doesn't care about the story of your life. The 328 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: plight Sweetheart, you're getting arrested. Whip out your God damn, 329 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: I d We don't care if you gotta publicist. We 330 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 1: don't care about any of that ship, Wigga, please, And 331 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 1: second of all, where's your man this dude that you're 332 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,719 Speaker 1: out there? At least if they weren't making out, there 333 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,359 Speaker 1: was at least a hand job situation going on. I 334 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: don't know where the guy is that you were giving 335 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: the hand job too. And listen, I have nothing against 336 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: a good hand job, all right. I feel like it's 337 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:42,159 Speaker 1: the safest form of sex. Everybody's happy, it's clean, it's safe, 338 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,920 Speaker 1: it's casual. You know, that's a whole other segment. But 339 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 1: but I'm very I'm a strong proponent of hand jobs. 340 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,199 Speaker 1: But sweetheart, apparently this is an actress. She was in 341 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: Django unchained, Wigga, please, you know you're being arrested, all right. 342 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,959 Speaker 1: You're freaking off during the middle of the day in public. 343 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:04,879 Speaker 1: Your door was open apparently, Yo. If you can't do 344 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,439 Speaker 1: the time, don't do the crime. So you get a 345 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: wiggo please your boyfriend who I'm sure I'm assuming I'm not. 346 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 1: This isn't a fact, but I'm I'm assuming there was 347 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,040 Speaker 1: at least some finger popping and or a hand job 348 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,359 Speaker 1: going on. You both get Wigga please. All right, so 349 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 1: you're getting how this works. You act crazy, you do 350 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,960 Speaker 1: some dumb shit, you get the wiggow please. Second one 351 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: goes through this weekend in Times Square in Manhattan, the 352 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,840 Speaker 1: middle of Times Square. If you've never been to Times Square, 353 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 1: it's like Disneyland, or it's like a Hollywood boulevard. Motherfucking 354 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 1: spider Man and Batman got into a fight. Two characters 355 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,919 Speaker 1: that were in costumes, you know, trying to get tips 356 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:56,160 Speaker 1: for taking pictures and doing bullshit poses started fighting Batman 357 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: and spider Man. Apparently, you know, it was a turf war. 358 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 1: Batman said the spider Man, I'm gonna fuck you up, Batman. No, 359 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,280 Speaker 1: spider Man said to Batman, I'm gonna fuck you up Batman. 360 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,360 Speaker 1: And then Spiderman grabbed his ass. I don't know what 361 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,160 Speaker 1: that was gonna happen. And then and then and then 362 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 1: spider Man fucking was like, yo, don't grab my ass. 363 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,639 Speaker 1: And then he he whipped out his silly string and 364 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:27,760 Speaker 1: he sprayed Batman with his silly string. Wiga, please, yo, dude, 365 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,880 Speaker 1: my man, what the funk is wrong with you? Two? 366 00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: First of all these guys in these costumes, none of 367 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:39,119 Speaker 1: them are even physically fit enough to be wearing these costumes. Okay, 368 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 1: So if you're not physically fit enough to be wearing 369 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 1: a Spider Man or a Batman costume, if you're not 370 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: cock diesel, shut it down, all right. It's not fair 371 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,000 Speaker 1: to you, it's not fair to the kids. Second of all, 372 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: yo silly string, like, what the fuck. Third of all, 373 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: here's a rule for all these characters out there, spider Man, Batman, door, 374 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,679 Speaker 1: all you people. You gotta cover your loaf, all right. 375 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,119 Speaker 1: You gotta put some kind of cock piece on. Because 376 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:13,920 Speaker 1: seeing a Spider Man impersonator with his loaf dangling around 377 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,160 Speaker 1: and he doesn't have a proper jockstrap or some kind 378 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: of cock piece or a cup, it's not cool, man, 379 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,199 Speaker 1: and it's frightening to little children. So just off of that, 380 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 1: you should be arrested and get some sort of summons. 381 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: But you two assholes fighting and Batman referring to each 382 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,640 Speaker 1: other as Batman and Spider Man, like actually calling each 383 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 1: other the names of the characters. Wigga please, Wigga please, 384 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,679 Speaker 1: Batman and Spider Man Wigga please cut that ship out? Third, 385 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 1: Wigga please? In a week Urban Outfitters released a sweatshirt 386 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,600 Speaker 1: that says Kent State. Now, if you're not familiar with 387 00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,080 Speaker 1: what Ken State is probably most famous for, do a 388 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: terrible shooting on campus during a peaceful protests in nineteen sixties. 389 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,159 Speaker 1: Do your history. If I know it, you should know 390 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 1: it because I don't know. Ship. Urban Outfitters released a 391 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,360 Speaker 1: sweatshirt with Kent State logo with blood stains on it. Wigga, please? 392 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 1: Are you out of your fucking mind? Yo? You're bugging 393 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,439 Speaker 1: Do you get this? Like now? Now? What happens they 394 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 1: pull the shirt off of it is covered in blood 395 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,520 Speaker 1: Students peaceful protesters during the sixties were shot by the 396 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 1: National Guard. Get it so now? Thirty forty years later, 397 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,119 Speaker 1: they released a sweatshirt Kent State with blood stains. You 398 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 1: hipster motherfucker's, Wiga Please, I'm so tired of these hipster motherfucker's. 399 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,119 Speaker 1: That's a whole other segment. I want to talk about 400 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 1: the hipster elite, the hipster mafia. You nerd fox listen, 401 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,400 Speaker 1: I'm tired of it with your fucking socks, your beards, 402 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 1: and your glasses. We need to shut that ship down. 403 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,640 Speaker 1: The nerds need to go back to getting their lunch 404 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,520 Speaker 1: money taken and everybody you know proper order needs to 405 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: take over. But Urban Outfitters you released a hundred and 406 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,439 Speaker 1: twenty nine dollar sweatshirt with the Kent State logo and 407 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:20,120 Speaker 1: blood smears over it. Wiga please, you're fucking tripping all right. 408 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 1: Here's another one. Kanye West, my main fucking man, Kanye. 409 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 1: I love you, Easy Jasus Season Wheezy. I love Kanye. 410 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,159 Speaker 1: I love you. I love your music. I love your production. 411 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 1: I even like the way you dress. No Bruno, you 412 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 1: got good style. My kids love you. My son loves you. 413 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 1: My kids love you both. My kids love you. They 414 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 1: want to be you. You you. You actually took my 415 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: son from wearing just basketball shorts and you know, crutty 416 00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: stained t shirts to having some fashion sense. You inspired them. 417 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 1: They love your music. I love your music, bene fan, 418 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: since I first heard you ship with the Rockefella stuff, 419 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,400 Speaker 1: the production, You're You're I I love you, but you're 420 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 1: bugging out all right. At a show in Australia this weekend, 421 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:21,479 Speaker 1: Kanye refused to continue to perform until everybody stood up. 422 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,359 Speaker 1: Apparently most of the crowd stood up except for a 423 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: handful of people, and he was like, stand up, stand up. 424 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna perform until you could stand up. And 425 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 1: the crowd was gesturing doing like something with the arms. 426 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: Turns out the motherfucker's that weren't standing up. We're in wheelchairs. Okay, listen, Kanye, 427 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 1: I went to your show. I didn't stand up. First 428 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 1: of all, you were in the mask for like ninety 429 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: minutes of the show. For all I know, it could 430 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: have been a stunt double. Second of all, my fucking 431 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: feet hurt, so Wigga, please, man, listen. If I don't 432 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 1: want to stand up during the show, I'm not gonna 433 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: stand up. And if the dude in the wheelchair isn't 434 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 1: standing up, you got blinders on. Man. The motherfucker is 435 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,879 Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. Apparently some other dude who had a 436 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: trick leg. He raised his his prosthetic leg to say, oh, 437 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 1: I can't stand up. I gotta fucking bum leg here. 438 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,400 Speaker 1: You know, I got, I got, I gotta, I gotta 439 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: trick leg. Then when Kanye saw that the guy had 440 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,160 Speaker 1: a prosthetic leg and the guy was in the wheelchair, 441 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:31,199 Speaker 1: he let go. But don't you think you embarrassed these dudes? Wigga? Please? 442 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,919 Speaker 1: He probably felt like ship when he realized that you 443 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: were really serious about not performing until everybody stood up. 444 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,640 Speaker 1: So Wigga, please, Kanye, cool out, man. We love you, 445 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 1: Everybody loves you. You're the guy, You're the fucking guy, 446 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,240 Speaker 1: but you can't be making people look I didn't stand 447 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 1: up your whole show, and I'm a big fan. And 448 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 1: then I told you how great the show was. After 449 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,640 Speaker 1: the show, I'm forty four years old. My fucking feet hurt, 450 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,320 Speaker 1: all right, and I had on my new balances, my 451 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,359 Speaker 1: comfortable new balances. I still couldn't stand up, and I 452 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: was frustrated. Watching the Thesis tour. You had that fucking 453 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,440 Speaker 1: Phantom of the Opera mask on for the whole time. 454 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,199 Speaker 1: I didn't know who the funk was gonna pop out 455 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 1: from underneath there was in the Staples Center. At one point, 456 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,040 Speaker 1: you look taller than your normal self. I thought Kobe 457 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: was performing. I don't fucking know. So, Kanye, you get 458 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 1: with a please all right? That is the premiere, the 459 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,919 Speaker 1: world premiere episode of the I Am Rappaport podcast. I 460 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,960 Speaker 1: Am Michael Rappaport. This is a pleasure. I'm super duper 461 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,960 Speaker 1: mother fucking excited about doing this. I'm super duper excited 462 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,520 Speaker 1: about the I Am Rapp Report Podcast. I hope you 463 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: enjoyed it. It's gonna get better in the future and 464 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 1: the futurah. We're gonna be interviewing sports people, musicians, my gardener, 465 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 1: my pool guy, fucking anybody you want. Anybody that you 466 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: people think might be interesting for me to talk to, 467 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna find I'm gonna track down. It's been a pleasure. 468 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 1: I am signing out on the world premiere episode of 469 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:06,680 Speaker 1: the I Am Rappaport podcast. Talk to you soon, m 470 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: h m h M s s.