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Speaker 5: still with so many unanswered questions. It made its way
Speaker 5: all the way to the White House Press Corps.
Speaker 4: Can you still assume.
Speaker 6: That the Kansas City chiefs will be visiting the White
Speaker 6: House this year in celebration.
Speaker 5: Of their total victory.
Speaker 4: You confirm is.
Speaker 7: The chiefs kicker Harrison Bucker welcome out of his White House?
Speaker 5: Butker apparently the Kansas City chiefs Field gold Kicker gave
Speaker 5: it conservative Catholic commencement speech at a conservative Catholic college.
Speaker 5: Seems expected. Although we did have a shout out to
Speaker 5: the ladies.
Speaker 8: Some of you may go on to lead successful careers
Speaker 8: in the world, but I would venture to guess that
Speaker 8: the majority of you are most excited about your marriage
Speaker 8: and the children you will bring into this world.
Speaker 5: Hah, all right, Apparently enjoy the pta, bitches, not the
Speaker 5: advice you want to hear when you're one hundred thousand
Speaker 5: dollars in debt earning a degree in electrical engineering.
Speaker 1: But I imagine that the cancelation of.
Speaker 5: One Harrison Butker was swift and unforgiving at the White House.
Speaker 9: What I can say is we invite the entire team,
Speaker 9: and we do that always.
Speaker 5: I don't have anything beyond that. Aha, you woke ARATEI
Speaker 5: at the Communist Wait, well, I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 1: What did you do? Still? Go to the White House
Speaker 1: and be honest? Football team?
Speaker 5: And all that's really happened is some people roasted him
Speaker 5: on TikTok, so, I guess this is just kind of
Speaker 5: a passing distraction or if you happened to tune into
Speaker 5: more conservative media.
Speaker 7: Major scandal rocking the NFL players in big trouble, not
Speaker 7: for doing drugs, betting, or beating women, but because he's Christian.
Speaker 8: The left seeks to destroy an outspoken NFL Catholic.
Speaker 9: He's been docks, he's been slammed, he's still calling for
Speaker 9: him to be canceled.
Speaker 8: Left hates Christian values.
Speaker 9: And they will try to denigrate you, isolate you, cancel you,
Speaker 9: and ultimately silence you completely. But be not afraid.
Speaker 5: How can I be not afraid when what you have
Speaker 5: proffered is so afraidable, by the way, and you're hitting
Speaker 5: us with that King James sentence structure being not afraid?
Speaker 5: People only say that when there's shit to be afraid of.
Speaker 5: Let's say, three to four horsemen. But my question to
Speaker 5: the right, I guess is have you never been on
Speaker 5: the internet before?
Speaker 1: Because that's all it is. It's just people.
Speaker 5: Giving each other shit all the time. I mean, my god,
Speaker 5: you're all so thin skinned. Look, Jerry Seinfeld took more
Speaker 5: shit over the past two weeks promoting a pop tart
Speaker 5: movie that Harrison Butker did for his entire speech, And
Speaker 5: I ask you people, what is the deal with that?
Speaker 1: I'm not doing an impression?
Speaker 5: I legitimately would like to know why he's taking so
Speaker 5: much shit about everything from everybody? And who are these people?
Speaker 5: It's so hard not to do the voice and who
Speaker 5: uh these people are?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: It's the Jerry Seinfeld impression is the first thing a
Speaker 5: Jew learns in kindergarten.
Speaker 1: It's not. Of course, nothing about.
Speaker 5: The right wing reaction is surprising, because the idea that
Speaker 5: there is an all pervasive, all powerful threat to free
Speaker 5: speech called canceled culture has become a central tenet of
Speaker 5: modern conservatism. They celebrate their being silenced at conferences, They
Speaker 5: celebrate their being silenced on podcasts and streaming outlets. They
Speaker 5: celebrate their being silenced with over seven hundred book titles
Speaker 5: about being canceled.
Speaker 1: Why are there so many off these books?
Speaker 5: Unless you don't know nobody reads anymore? And by the way,
Speaker 5: if you already read a war on woke and woke inc,
Speaker 5: you're really not going to learn anythink from woke warriors.
Speaker 5: Conservatives have an entire industry devoted to complaining about not
Speaker 5: being allowed to say the things they say all the time.
Speaker 5: Their victimhood is the entire brand.
Speaker 9: You can no longer say somebody is homeless, You have
Speaker 9: to say they are unhoused, free phones, food, and clothing.
Speaker 9: Sounds like a great deal a homeless woman in a
Speaker 9: Democrat run city.
Speaker 6: Acid.
Speaker 8: We won't be allowed to say illegal aliens because it'll
Speaker 8: be hate speech and therefore illegal illegal aliens streaming.
Speaker 3: Across our border.
Speaker 7: Transagenda's are religion now convert or be canceled? Big Trands
Speaker 7: has a real knack for making everything about themselves.
Speaker 9: Dare to speak your mind about issues like pro life,
Speaker 9: well your life could be ruined forever. You could be canceled.
Speaker 9: I'm never going to apologize for being pro life.
Speaker 8: How did we get to the point where we can't
Speaker 8: say all lives matter? As a matter of fact, all
Speaker 8: lives matter.
Speaker 5: All of you still speak? How doesn't the woke mob
Speaker 5: have cable? But this is their identity now, constant victimization.
Speaker 5: They say what they want and if you get upset
Speaker 5: about it, you don't believe in freedom.
Speaker 1: I just believe in freedom.
Speaker 8: Why are liberals so afraid of freedom and freedom of speech?
Speaker 8: I don't get outraged if you don't like with somebody saying, oh,
Speaker 8: you can turn off the TV, turn off a radio dial,
Speaker 8: turn off a podcast, walk out of a commencement, or
Speaker 8: you could buy a.
Speaker 5: Different beer than bud Light without going into your back
Speaker 5: swamp and assassinating six times. You're so unbelievable, They're so
Speaker 5: full of shit that Sean Hannity can say with a
Speaker 5: square head, I'm not the kind of guy who gets outraged,
Speaker 5: Sean Hannity, He's basically just a meat bag support system
Speaker 5: for a forehead vein.
Speaker 8: Tonight, every American has a right to be angry and
Speaker 8: ticked off.
Speaker 1: We have a story that will make your blood boil now.
Speaker 8: The left is hell bent on banning doctor Seuss, pepe
Speaker 8: Lepew Dumbo, Peter Panner on the chopping block, sanctimonious sulf righteous,
Speaker 8: frankly overpaid, lazy, agenda driven liars, when a pompous jack
Speaker 8: ass do you even know what my job is? What
Speaker 8: part of this can you get through your thick head?
Speaker 8: My message tonight to these snowflakes is very simple. You
Speaker 8: people discussed me, but.
Speaker 5: Every snowflake is different. We can't all discuss you. Look,
Speaker 5: it is absolutely true that in our modern social media
Speaker 5: driven society, our interactions are incentivized and monetized for outrage,
Speaker 5: and it is fighting exhausting for everyone. But contrary to
Speaker 5: your conservative book industry, the outrage isn't just coming from
Speaker 5: the left. It's coming from the left, the right, for
Speaker 5: the right, for the left, and the swifties and YA
Speaker 5: readers and anybody who dares to lift their head up
Speaker 5: to say finding anything. We are not censored or silenced.
Speaker 5: We are surrounded by an inundated with more speech than
Speaker 5: has ever existed in the.
Speaker 1: History of communication.
Speaker 5: And it is all weaponized by professional outrage hunters of
Speaker 5: all stripes, scouring the globe for graduation speech snippets, off
Speaker 5: hand comments during promotional tours, out of context comedy bits,
Speaker 5: lay marketing ideas, or any words and phrases they believe
Speaker 5: they can latch onto to generate monetized clicks. Outrage is
Speaker 5: the engine of our modern media economy. And sometimes someone
Speaker 5: loses a job or something else happens like that that
Speaker 5: should never happen.
Speaker 2: But but.
Speaker 1: I leaned over so far I may never get back
Speaker 1: up again.
Speaker 5: But contrary to conservatives victimization complex, there is no organized
Speaker 5: cancel culture conspiracy where even the slightest misstep can one
Speaker 5: hundred percent get someone on the right canceled. Actually there is, Oh,
Speaker 5: there is one.
Speaker 2: Congresswoman Liz Cheney gets kicked out of Wyoming's Republican Party
Speaker 2: for opposing Trump.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as irony would have it, it turns out that
Speaker 5: when it comes to cancel culture, the ones who smelt
Speaker 5: it dealt it. There is someone canceling people on the right.
Speaker 5: But the only one canceling people on the right is
Speaker 5: Donald Trump. And anyone who dare speak out against him
Speaker 5: refused to buy into Trump's stolen election claims, and you'll
Speaker 5: lose your job like Liz Cheney or countless others. In fact,
Speaker 5: everything the right says cancel culture does to them is
Speaker 5: actually being done by MAGA.
Speaker 9: For example, they will shout you down and try to
Speaker 9: shut you down as opposed to discuss with you.
Speaker 1: Yes, the woke mob shouts you down.
Speaker 5: And what happens when you're a Republican and dare criticize
Speaker 5: the boy king.
Speaker 1: That is a failure of leadership.
Speaker 10: And I you could boo all you want, but here's
Speaker 10: the thing.
Speaker 9: Donald Trump is running to stay out of prison.
Speaker 3: And if we elect.
Speaker 10: I know I know.
Speaker 1: I know, you know me.
Speaker 8: As a person who who says what he thinks, and
Speaker 8: I don't have the fact that I wasn't a fan
Speaker 8: of our last president's character issues.
Speaker 1: And I'm also another fan.
Speaker 11: Show some dad respect Romney, You piece of shit, mother mater.
Speaker 1: It's called Claire's look.
Speaker 11: I was telling you mother last night, Hickory Dickory doormain,
Speaker 11: Your mom was fucking a moment.
Speaker 3: Oh you like that?
Speaker 1: What's what's another hand? I like the party? By the way,
Speaker 1: what's another thing that the right hates about? Woke? Cancel culture?
Speaker 8: Many Americans feel forced to stay silent for fear of
Speaker 8: upsetting the cancel culture mob.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's under cancel culture. You can only speak your
Speaker 5: truths in private, well denying them in public. For instance,
Speaker 5: this poor young fella who privately wrote of Trump, He's
Speaker 5: a demonic force, a destroyer. I hate him passionately, he
Speaker 5: wrote in private, but of course in public, fearing the
Speaker 5: cancel mob, he's forced to stand next to his tormentor
Speaker 5: with what can only be described as the fakest of
Speaker 5: overlap faces.
Speaker 1: Grab b.
Speaker 5: But that's cancel culture. It won't let you speak your truth.
Speaker 5: In fact, it makes you do something even worse.
Speaker 8: The left is married to censorship and has nothing else.
Speaker 8: That's how you get people to believe in alternate reality.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the woke mob is so permicious it forces you
Speaker 5: to deny reality. Like imagine if Trump ever gave a
Speaker 5: speech about January sixth, where he clearly confuses Nicky Haley
Speaker 5: with Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 1: Nicki Haley, you know they do.
Speaker 8: You know, they destroyed all of the information, all of
Speaker 8: the evidence, everything.
Speaker 6: Because of lots of things, Like Nicki Haley is in
Speaker 6: judge of security.
Speaker 1: We offered her ten thousand people.
Speaker 5: Now, in a healthy discourse, you would just go, hey, man,
Speaker 5: you know, everybody brain farts sometimes, you know, whatever it is.
Speaker 5: But under the Maga cancel culture mob, people like Congresswoman
Speaker 5: Stephanic have to pretend this was all part of a
Speaker 5: grand strategy.
Speaker 3: That isn't a mix up. The reality is Niki he
Speaker 3: doesn't speak.
Speaker 6: Nicki Haley is relying on Democrats just like Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 6: to try to have a desperate showing in New Hampshire.
Speaker 3: But he was one of about January seven. Strum has
Speaker 3: not lost his step.
Speaker 6: He is a stronger candidate, stronger than he is today
Speaker 6: than he was in twenty sixteen and he was in
Speaker 6: twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: He is reverse aging, he is stronger, He is Benjamin Batan.
Speaker 5: He will be our wisest baby president. And by the way,
Speaker 5: denying in reality still won't save you. There is no
Speaker 5: level of loyalty deep enough to be free of Trump
Speaker 5: cancel culture. Rona McDaniel literally dropped Romney from her name
Speaker 5: to keep Trump happy, and he still fired her. And
Speaker 5: that Romney name had gotten her into all the hottest
Speaker 5: clubs in Salt Lake City, Yeah, the ones with lattes.
Speaker 5: Truth is Trump is the real cancel culture. Emphasis on cult,
Speaker 5: because on the right you can say whatever the fuck
Speaker 5: you want about gay people and trans people from TikTok
Speaker 5: to Patreon. You can decry DEI from podcasts to I
Speaker 5: don't know the Governor's office of Florida, and chances are
Speaker 5: not only will you be fine, you'll get a raise,
Speaker 5: But if you ever dare speak out one iota against
Speaker 5: Donald Trump, be yes afraid. When we come back, we'll
Speaker 5: discuss the presidential of the basic plans.
Speaker 3: Acco don't go on.
Speaker 12: He love about it.
Speaker 2: The Talent Show My dad canight.
Speaker 5: He is the co founder and co chair of the
Speaker 5: Commission on Presidential Debates.
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the program. Frank Farnkov, let me first
Speaker 1: of all, welcome you to the show, and explain me very.
Speaker 5: Quickly the reason on the Commission for Presidential Debates kind
Speaker 5: of got blown out of the water.
Speaker 1: You guys would run the debates eighty seven that.
Speaker 5: The two candidates Trump and Biden, the two main candidates,
Speaker 5: made their own agreement.
Speaker 1: And and kind of cut you guys out of the process.
Speaker 1: Is that correct?
Speaker 6: Well, they're trying to I see. Why would they do
Speaker 6: that because we're not nice people, I guess, and they.
Speaker 1: Seemed so nice.
Speaker 5: But why what was the reasoning behind not having it
Speaker 5: in the way that it's been since eighty seven?
Speaker 3: You know it started in eighty seven for a reason.
Speaker 6: We were created after two studies, one at Harvard one
Speaker 6: at the Georgetown not familiarly for the centive, and because
Speaker 6: there was so many problems with the candidates on both
Speaker 6: sides over the years. We went sixteen years without any
Speaker 6: presidential debates because they wouldn't participate.
Speaker 3: No one can be forced to debate.
Speaker 1: They thought it was through partisan when it was the
Speaker 1: legal women vite.
Speaker 3: That's right, and so we were created.
Speaker 6: Paul Kirk was then the chairman of the Democratic National Committee.
Speaker 6: I was President Reagan's chairman of the RNC, and we
Speaker 6: created the commission and have done them now for well,
Speaker 6: we've done thirty three over the last thirty six years.
Speaker 6: And we were created for one purpose, to be in
Speaker 6: the middle of the candidates, to be representing the people.
Speaker 1: Biparties and commission, not non party.
Speaker 3: Non partisan ice.
Speaker 6: And so at this point in time, with this particular
Speaker 6: h battle, there's a lot of things unexpected happening, and
Speaker 6: I don't know what the hell is going to happen.
Speaker 3: Is we go forward?
Speaker 6: Agreed, so we have to wait and see. Now they agreed,
Speaker 6: supposedly they've agreed, but now the question is.
Speaker 5: There's gonna be one debate on Sanna apparently, and then
Speaker 5: one other debate. I'm not exactly abc U.
Speaker 6: Now the questions that aren't been settled because I hear
Speaker 6: that the former president today said he won't appear unless
Speaker 6: a drug test is taken by Biden to show he
Speaker 6: wasn't hopped up like he allegedly was when he made
Speaker 6: his speech, you know, the State of the Union speech.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think that the prey.
Speaker 5: They want Biden drug tested because they think he's trans
Speaker 5: What what do they think is out of it?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: What do they believe?
Speaker 6: We believe I guess that that he was hyped up
Speaker 6: there at when I say speech.
Speaker 1: And would Trump then also drug test?
Speaker 3: I don't think so, all right?
Speaker 6: And the other thing is what's undecided, John, is how
Speaker 6: do they walk out on the stage, they see.
Speaker 1: That these things, they decide where to sit.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, a lot of things. The mute button.
Speaker 6: I put a mute button in four years ago because
Speaker 6: they weren't obeying the rules that they weren't supposed to
Speaker 6: talk for two minutes when the others.
Speaker 5: I put one of those in my TV and I
Speaker 5: used it as soon as they started. Let me ask
Speaker 5: you a question, And perhaps this may not.
Speaker 1: What are we missing?
Speaker 5: So let's say they don't go with the Presidential Commission
Speaker 5: and they don't go with what are we really losing?
Speaker 5: I mean to be perfectly frank, I don't get much
Speaker 5: substantive out of these debates anyway. The idea that their
Speaker 5: answers have to be a minute and a half and
Speaker 5: there's a buzzer, there's a meat.
Speaker 3: So that's all been changed. We changed that some time ago.
Speaker 6: What happens is the debates ninety minutes are divided into
Speaker 6: six fifteen minute pods that each answer a question from
Speaker 6: the moderator for two minutes without interruption, and then the
Speaker 6: moderator can drill down. It's no of these two minutes,
Speaker 6: one minute and all the rest like existed a long
Speaker 6: long time ago. Those are the things we changed. And
Speaker 6: so you know what they're going to do here. They
Speaker 6: haven't answered those questions.
Speaker 5: But do you believe that those debates were fruitful? Like
Speaker 5: when I think of the debates between Trump and Hillary,
Speaker 5: or Trump and Biden or Trump, and let's say, Adore,
Speaker 5: I didn't necessarily, I didn't find much.
Speaker 6: What we do, what we do after each cycle is
Speaker 6: we go out and ask to the public, did the
Speaker 6: debates have an effect with any good for you in
Speaker 6: making this decision? And about sixty five to seventy percent
Speaker 6: say it's not the only and the most significant factor.
Speaker 6: But yes, it does play a part. And you know,
Speaker 6: we look at it in two ways, John, Not only
Speaker 6: are they answering the questions about issues that are important
Speaker 6: to the people they want to hear, but you'll learn
Speaker 6: an awful lot about the personality the attitude of a person,
Speaker 6: how they conduct themselves in the debates. For example, I
Speaker 6: think for former president Trump really hurt himself in the
Speaker 6: first debate last time. I think Al Gore back in
Speaker 6: nineteen or in two thousand walking across the stage in
Speaker 6: front of door, so they learned that, isn't that?
Speaker 5: I think that's kind of my point, which is if
Speaker 5: what we take away from it is al Gore side
Speaker 5: and war rouge, so he shouldn't, so he shouldn't be president,
Speaker 5: that strikes me as a methodology that is terribly flawed.
Speaker 3: Well, you tie that with what the answers to the
Speaker 3: questions were also on, but no one.
Speaker 5: Remembers those and isn't because I think the point is
Speaker 5: you have this sort of system set up for tradition,
Speaker 5: but the media has changed so drastically. It's so polarized,
Speaker 5: it's so sensationalized. They're not looking to accomplish. What maybe
Speaker 5: the Commission even is looking to accomplish, is that now at.
Speaker 6: Odds, what we lose is this number one, We lose
Speaker 6: the town hall meeting in this situation where there are
Speaker 6: private citizens who are on the stage and get to
Speaker 6: ask the president former president whatever questions that's a real
Speaker 6: big part of this.
Speaker 3: We go to campuses we've got.
Speaker 6: I mean, there are four schools right now, Texas State,
Speaker 6: Virginia State, Lafayette College in Pennsylvania, the University of Utah,
Speaker 6: Salt Lake. They're cramped, they're they're they're working up right
Speaker 6: now to put on.
Speaker 3: What they do.
Speaker 6: They teach civics, special civics courses. I mean, there's an
Speaker 6: awful lot that's done. Those schools really deserve a hand
Speaker 6: because their whole.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure those schools are supposed to be teaching civics.
Speaker 5: Whether there's a debate or not, I do think we
Speaker 5: should give them applause, like Utah is teaching physics and civics.
Speaker 1: And uh, I guess my worry is we have this.
Speaker 5: Are we clinging to an institution that nobody is particularly
Speaker 5: satisfied with, whether they think the moderators are to partisan,
Speaker 5: whether they think the rules are too archaic or too
Speaker 5: steeped in Roberts rules of order, and we're not working
Speaker 5: hard enough to design a system that will help our
Speaker 5: democracy flourish rather than just become sensationalistic.
Speaker 10: Fact.
Speaker 6: I think that that is a criticism that's been there,
Speaker 6: but we have changed what we do now. Wasn't what
Speaker 6: happened when we how we did it back when it started,
Speaker 6: or how it was done before us. Just dividing, in fact,
Speaker 6: the ninety minutes in the six months, monitoring.
Speaker 5: An audience seems to me a way of dispelling a
Speaker 5: little bit of the theatrical nature.
Speaker 6: But do you know that was both parties, both candidates
Speaker 6: and said, well, at our debates there were people are booing,
Speaker 6: and those are.
Speaker 3: The primary debates. We have nothing to do with the
Speaker 3: primary debates.
Speaker 6: In our debates. You can go back and look at
Speaker 6: all thirty three of them. Very few times do you
Speaker 6: even hear that there's an audience. They may laugh if
Speaker 6: something funny you said, the ticket said you're not allowed
Speaker 6: to make a noise. If so, the Secret Service is
Speaker 6: going to come and drag you out.
Speaker 3: So they've been pretty good. They've been pretty good.
Speaker 5: Silver Service really dragged people out for making noise. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: I don't think you're making the case for democracy anect.
Speaker 5: I think you're finding yourself in all.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, John, we're not perfect understood.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get that sense.
Speaker 5: How does the the Commission regain its footing or is
Speaker 5: it out of the barn?
Speaker 1: And that's the end.
Speaker 3: We say this as I said, we were.
Speaker 6: We were started so that we could provide the middle
Speaker 6: down the middle for the public. If these two candidates.
Speaker 1: Clowns, no, well you know you started with that and switched.
Speaker 6: But if they're successful, if they do this and it
Speaker 6: works out and so that people sitting at home and
Speaker 6: watching on television have have learned something, we'll salute them.
Speaker 3: We'll salute them now. Whether that doesn't mean we're not
Speaker 3: ever going to come back.
Speaker 6: But if they crash, which they may still because a
Speaker 6: lot of things have to figure, we're gonna be there.
Speaker 6: We're gonna be there until we know for sure, we'll
Speaker 6: be there to pick.
Speaker 1: Up the pieces.
Speaker 5: This is one of the situations where you say to
Speaker 5: the debate, people will be there when you fall, and.
Speaker 3: I remember that, yes, you will fall.
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