WEBVTT - Test Driver Crashed the Car

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, into the phone tap. I want to phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap my dad, says Gabriel. I'm away at college with

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<v Speaker 2>Dad's old car and I've been trying to sell it

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<v Speaker 2>for a while. I want to tell him that one

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<v Speaker 2>of my friends here on campus took it for a

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<v Speaker 2>test drive to buy and got into an accident. So

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<v Speaker 2>now Dad's old Joppi is really wrecked and we'll never

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<v Speaker 2>be able to sell it anyway. Dad likes to get

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<v Speaker 2>a little screwed up in the head when he gets excited.

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<v Speaker 2>When it comes to cars and money, Dad gets pissed easily.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes to us from Gabriel. All right, Gabriel. Gabriel's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call his dad from school and tell him one

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<v Speaker 2>of his friends played by Scarry Jones borrowed the car

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<v Speaker 2>keys and got into an accident test driving his car.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, Oh Dad, Yeah, So I was trying

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<v Speaker 4>to show this guy the car, and he came over

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<v Speaker 4>and I told him, I said, listen, I said, just

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<v Speaker 4>take the keys, take it for a test drive. He

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<v Speaker 4>takes the car, drives in the parking lot and smash

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<v Speaker 4>into two cars.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, oh, man, disaster.

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<v Speaker 4>He hit a Volkswagon and an how he just smashing it.

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<v Speaker 4>He'd slain on the gas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, broel, it's not that important. I told you it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that important. So just to give keys to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and then have to keep smashing the cars.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my dad. He's the one who owns a car.

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<v Speaker 4>Limit right, You tell them, you tell them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Your listen to me. Listen to me. You can say

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<v Speaker 1>it's not your fault all you want. My son just

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<v Speaker 1>drove it up to college. He's been driving it around.

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<v Speaker 5>But as soon as I put my foot on the gas,

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<v Speaker 5>the gas pedal stuck to the floor and I rammed.

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<v Speaker 1>Into Listen, listen, listen, listen. The gas pedal's never stuck.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't understand though. What happened was you.

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<v Speaker 1>I can understand this. You're lying and and and and

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<v Speaker 1>then the car be checked out and by a mechanic,

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<v Speaker 1>and when you can't see that there's the gas pedal

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<v Speaker 1>didn't stick. Then you're gonna be liable because now you've

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<v Speaker 1>committed a crime by lying.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what. My neck is starting to hurt me, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, listen to me. Yeah, you're good. Then when the

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<v Speaker 1>cops come, tell the cops your neck hurts, because they

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<v Speaker 1>can check that out too. You're the one that did it.

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<v Speaker 1>You hit the cars. We didn't hit the cars.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, my injuries are getting worse.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, that's okay. Then go to a hospital. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>get checked out.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's an issue with my spleen.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell him that. See all this stuff. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I got this thing I record, so when we play

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<v Speaker 1>it back for the cops and they hear your spleen

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<v Speaker 1>now hurts, we're gonna ut. You're lying.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I punctured my pancreas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. You can puncture anything you want. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>a lion kid, and so you know you'll pay for

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<v Speaker 1>it my lungs. Sir, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's forget this all happened, okay, and then my pay

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<v Speaker 5>will go away.

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<v Speaker 4>Gabriel, he said, he go up and get some money

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<v Speaker 4>and just and just pay for some of the damages,

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<v Speaker 4>and then come back and give me the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Gabriel, call the police right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll give you everything in my wallet right now, and

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<v Speaker 5>then we forget this ever happen. How much, how much

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<v Speaker 5>you have, gab thirty five dollars, Gabriel.

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<v Speaker 4>There's an ATM right over here.

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<v Speaker 3>How much you want me to take out?

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<v Speaker 4>What ny? What's start you?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, listen, I have thirty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk away from that, you're leaving the state of

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<v Speaker 1>an accident. Walk away, it becomes you'll be, you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>there'll be a one off your arrest. Now my son

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<v Speaker 1>is calling police and we're telling me you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>buy this accident.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go to the ATM. I'll take you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care when you're going. We're not taking a

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<v Speaker 1>cent from you. You are leading the scene. If you

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<v Speaker 1>walk away, put them on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this isn't right. I'll just give you money and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll leave.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't want money.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even have a license yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you're just an illegal kid that.

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<v Speaker 5>Puns like this. You're gonna be in jail.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, you need money, right, game, I'll give you cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Game. I just want to God, if you don't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I'm gonna kick your ass. Now, listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't take the cops and you I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be pissed off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hold on, Dad, hold on, wait, give me the

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<v Speaker 4>phone back.

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<v Speaker 3>No one's calling, no cops.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just gonna give you some cash and I'm gonna leave, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>because this never happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, listen now that you're in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what what are You're getting into a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>trouble right now? Because this is look, it's being recorded here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're you're foolish.

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<v Speaker 3>My pain's getting worse again.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get in here, get in front of this,

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<v Speaker 1>or you can run. You can do anything you want.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I slipped the disc.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's your son back here, Dad, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Got about to three hundred fifty bucks. Yes, can you

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<v Speaker 4>call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>God? Wait, Dad, don't all right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I will, Dad, I will.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to talk to this kid anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>The damn cop. It happened right now, Dad?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I don't want to get you all on a tizzy.

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<v Speaker 5>I just really got to let you know right now

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<v Speaker 5>that you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you got me, mister words, put me up to it.

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<v Speaker 4>He's been playing this for a month.

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<v Speaker 1>You're dead me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is scary. Jones from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>I know he'll like listening to these things, So now

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<v Speaker 4>you're gonna be on one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, scary. I hope your spleen is okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded qu permission granted by.

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<v Speaker 5>Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis duran And then

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<v Speaker 5>we'll Morning show

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm