1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: Also media, Ah, God is dead and you, Jamie Loftus, 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:11,719 Speaker 1: have killed him. 3 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 2: I did it. I finally did it. 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 3: You did it. You did it. Now God was a 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 3: hymn and Jamie killed him hammered in the back of. 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 2: The head, and people are going to be critical of that. 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 2: But you know, you don't know my story. And in 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 2: my sixth part mini series, in which I'm played by 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: Amanda Stefried, We're going to start to see my side 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 2: of the story. And I'm definitely not going to jail 11 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: for what i did. 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 3: That's good. Unlike founder of Elizabeth Holmes, who we just 13 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 3: found out has been sentenced to eleven point two five 14 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 3: years in prison. I'm kind of like, yeah, I have 15 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 3: mixed like I have. 16 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 2: Mixed feelings because it's like people don't go first of all, 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 2: the prison industrial complex in general. 18 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 3: No, it's it doesn't make anyone better to the extint 19 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 3: that there's value in the present day and putting people 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 3: in prison, it's people who are like a severe ongoing 21 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 3: danger and I don't see this making anything better. Like 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 3: at the same time, I hate her, so I don't 23 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 3: I'm not gonna it's not going to be the top injustice. 24 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,839 Speaker 3: I rue today, I. 25 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 2: Do kind of like that her. Uh, after being exposed 26 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 2: as an unrepentant criminal, she's like, Oh, I think I'm 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 2: just going to kind of be like a normy girl 28 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 2: for a while. 29 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 3: And I'm I'm going to go normal and have a kid. 30 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, And you're like, Liz, it's too late. It's too 31 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 2: late for that, Liz. 32 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 3: You defrauded people with a fake medical device that led 33 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,919 Speaker 3: folks to see to get treatment for things they didn't 34 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 3: have and ignore illness as they did, which is. 35 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 2: Bad, but before too many bodies hit the floor. But yeah, 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 2: that would have stopped. 37 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 3: You, but you didn't really care. You applied Steve jobs 38 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 3: logic to something that was not just a silly box 39 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 3: to keep in your pocket. 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 2: Lizzie, Lizzy, No, Lizzie, uh, Lizzy. 41 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 3: Again we learned also putting her in prison for you know, 42 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 3: probably nine years, when you consider all of the other things, 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 3: is like not gonna help anything. It'll just mean that 44 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 3: that kid she has grows up without a mom for 45 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 3: nine years, and that's not gonna make that. 46 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 2: It's like, it's a huge moment for many things can 47 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 2: be true at once. Having to hold all of those 48 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 2: truths and still record an episode of behind the Bastards. 49 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 2: I can tell you about this. 50 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 3: Actually this actually will be relevant to the episode, but yes, 51 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: please please. 52 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 2: Really yes, Okay, this is definitely not going to be relevant, 53 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 2: so let's let's okay with it. I was a legal 54 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 2: case I was thinking about today. Was the Beanie Baby's 55 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 2: billionaire when he went was taken to court in twenty 56 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,119 Speaker 2: thirteen for holding money in a Swiss bank account. 57 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 3: He so it was like a tax illegal, oh, a 58 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 3: tax abasion, taxivation? Try. 59 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, So he was up for as many as five 60 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 2: years in prison for tax evasion, and he got off 61 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 2: with I mean, he's a billionaire, he's never going to 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 2: suffer a consequence, right, But like, he ended up getting 63 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 2: a two years of probation on the ground that it 64 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 2: had been too publicly humiliating so he didn't have to 65 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 2: get to go to jail because he was too and 66 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 2: so farnest it was so embarrassing that he didn't have 67 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: to go to jail. What that's absolutely fucking weird. 68 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 3: Anyways, I'm gonna I'm going to see how far this 69 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 3: goes by committing murder and then having my pants fall 70 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 3: down and like, well judged, look, yes I did stab 71 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 3: that man. Forty seven times, but then everybody saw my underpants. 72 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, pee pee myself. 73 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 3: So I feel like that where Yeah, can we just 74 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 3: zero this one out? 75 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: Man? 76 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 2: I love the Beanie babies story so much. I'm surrounded 77 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 2: by my beans feelings. 78 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 3: Wow, that's good. You do literally have one on your 79 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 3: shoulder right now, just like I have this rifle next 80 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 3: to me. 81 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 2: I think that we both have our comfort objects at 82 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 2: the ready, right. 83 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 3: So, Jamie, speaking of Elizabeth Holmes, because the person we're 84 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 3: talking about today is going to be the next story 85 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: like that. By this time next year, there probably is 86 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 3: going to be an HBO documentary about this guy. Oh God, 87 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 3: maybe Taylor Taylor Kitch could probably play him, actually, if 88 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 3: he wanted to. Taylor Kitch played hot David Koresh in 89 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,559 Speaker 3: the Waco Show. I walked into that one. Yeah, they'd 90 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 3: have to give him like a belly suit or something. 91 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 3: That's not anti fadom, just being accurate, but he could 92 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 3: do it. Maybe it is. 93 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 2: I don't want to see this man ever again. No, 94 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 2: I'm mad Taylor Kitch. 95 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 3: You don't want to see Taylor Kitch again. You don't 96 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 3: want to see those cum gutters again. Unbelievable. 97 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: God, damn it, rock. 98 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 2: There's plenty of in this town. Robert, there's a million 99 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 2: com gutters. I don't need those. 100 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 3: Oh that that is true. But anyway through the street 101 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 3: that that is. That is true of Los Angeles and 102 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 3: no other city. Today we are talking about a guy 103 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 3: who absolutely never comes Sam Bankman Freed. Why do you 104 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 3: know this guy? Do you know this guy? 105 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 2: I don't know this guy. 106 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 3: You don't know this guy. You don't know this guy? 107 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 3: Have you? Have you caught any news in the last 108 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 3: week about how like a massive cryptocurrency exchange has collapsed plummeted? 109 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 3: This is that guy. Oh, this is the guy with 110 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 3: his like polyamorous sex ring that was running a big 111 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 3: crypto bank in the Bahamas and it all fell apart. 112 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 3: Now billions of dollars are gone. 113 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 2: You've lost me again. 114 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 3: Oh great, Okay, well I'll try to This is still breaking. 115 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 3: We are because this is a Thanksgiving week episode. We 116 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 3: only do one episode on Thanksgivings. I needed a single one, 117 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 3: so I just want to give everyone background on this guy. 118 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 3: We will we may come back to this story because 119 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 3: there's a lot we don't fully understand about how he 120 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 3: did what he did and the degree to which but 121 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 3: I think this guy. This guy ran a trading service 122 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 3: called Alameda Research and a crypto exchange. An exchange is 123 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 3: basically like a bank, right, It's a cross between a 124 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 3: bank and like a trading platform called FTX, which was 125 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 3: one of the largest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world, and 126 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 3: was also considered by most people to be the most 127 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,360 Speaker 3: stable and like ethical and legitimate. Right, people who were 128 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,159 Speaker 3: just kind of on the outside looking at when everything 129 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 3: collapsed earlier this year, Right, you remember that we haven't. 130 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 2: Been right, I was engaged in that. It's just that 131 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,920 Speaker 2: I get a lot of my news, yeah journalists on Twitter, 132 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 2: and they've been busy this week. 133 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 3: Yes, So when the when crypto like fell apart, when 134 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 3: a lot of crypto fell apart earlier this year, and 135 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 3: like a bunch of places went under, FTX was one 136 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 3: of the ones that stayed stable. And actually we're buying 137 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 3: up a bunch of like failing crypto companies to try 138 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 3: to like prop up the industry. They just collapsed and 139 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 3: like the value of all everything has been plummeting for 140 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 3: for the last several days. It's a big disaster. It 141 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 3: is very like yeah. 142 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 2: In in in as in words that will annoy me 143 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 2: as little as possible. Can you explain why FTS remained 144 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 2: solvent and other. 145 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 3: It is not solvent? Oh now why didst because they lied? 146 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 3: So they were they were operating the short end of 147 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 3: how to describe it, and we may there will be 148 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 3: more details to come, but at present it seems fair 149 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 3: to say that it was a giant Ponzi scheme where 150 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 3: they were they were they were taking in money, promising 151 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 3: unreasonable returns, using other investor money to gamble on stuff 152 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 3: to try to provide anyway, and it worked. 153 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: Like all the other market guys, they were they were dishonest. 154 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. It is very likely. What what what 155 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 3: differentiates this is the scale because this is very likely 156 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 3: a financial crime on the leftl of what Bernie made 157 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 3: off did. We are talking in the ten to twenty 158 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 3: billion dollars, stolen a lot of money. This is a 159 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 3: series financial crime. I'm going in on this pretty cold. 160 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 3: So for the other the other kind of mass of 161 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 3: like touchstone of this is that it has led to 162 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 3: a class action lawsuit against Larry David, Shaquille O'Neal, Tom Brady, 163 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 3: and a number of celebrities who were all in a 164 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 3: Super Bowl ad for FTX. 165 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 2: I remember that ad Yeah, was so embarrassing for my 166 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 2: man Larry. 167 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:41,599 Speaker 3: Yeah. So the lawsuit is basic advertise basis was a 168 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 3: high dollar Ponzi scheme and you guys were using your 169 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 3: name recognition to sell on registered securities which they were, 170 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 3: which they were, which they definitely were. 171 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 2: Sorry, I just want to circle back to Shaquille O'Neal 172 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,079 Speaker 2: will put his name on anything, to. 173 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 3: The point where to the very funny. 174 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 2: I worked at a haunted hay ride this year, which 175 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,080 Speaker 2: we don't talk about because it was a bad idea. 176 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:12,480 Speaker 2: But the rival what you told, bad idea? 177 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 3: I guess what. 178 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: I'm alive, bitch, bitch, I lived. 179 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 2: I lived to tell the tale. It's very unclear who 180 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 2: is right in the side of should I work at 181 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 2: a haunted hay ride or not? I still haven't really 182 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 2: landed on an answer point. Being our closest rival haunted 183 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:35,080 Speaker 2: hay ride wise was Shacktoberfest. It was wow Shack themed 184 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 2: haunted attraction in which the only Shack related thing was 185 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 2: a gigantic inflatable Frankenstein that looked like Shack, which did 186 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:43,960 Speaker 2: sound awesome. 187 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 3: That sounds actually like the best time anyone's ever had 188 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 3: Shack will put his. 189 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 2: Name on anything, including crypto and Halloween supportive of what 190 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 2: a What a King? 191 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,920 Speaker 3: Probably not. I'm sure there's horrible things about Shack that 192 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 3: have come out that seems almost unavoidable. Anyway, Sam Bankman 193 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 3: Freed is the guy behind this gigantic financial crime that 194 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 3: is still unraveling as we do this episode. And I 195 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 3: want to talk about less about what happened on the exchange, 196 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,720 Speaker 3: because none of us want to talk about how somebody 197 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 3: carries out the nuts and bolts of a cryptocurrency scam. 198 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,079 Speaker 3: But I want to talk about I want to talk 199 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,439 Speaker 3: about the social elements of this scam. I want to 200 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 3: talk about how he conned the media, how he conned celebrities, 201 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 3: and how he conned regulators. And I just want to 202 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 3: talk about also the way some of these people talked 203 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:33,400 Speaker 3: and wrote about him, because there's a lot about I 204 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,880 Speaker 3: don't know. A week or so ago, we did an 205 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 3: episode on The Daily Show We do what could happen 206 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 3: here about ethical altruism, which is, in brief, a theory that, 207 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 3: like the instead of trying to help people just because 208 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 3: they need help, you should only help people after you 209 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,760 Speaker 3: consider the way to help people. That is like the 210 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,680 Speaker 3: absolute most beneficial way for like the least amount of effort. 211 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 3: It's utilitarianism, right, how can I do the greatest good 212 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:03,079 Speaker 3: with the resources and ways? Yeah, and it's it's the 213 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 3: way a lot of these like, and it's merged with 214 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,880 Speaker 3: this kind of thinking towards what billionaire types called long termism. 215 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,239 Speaker 3: And the gist of this is, like, it's not worthwhile 216 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 3: for me to do stuff like pay taxes to have 217 00:11:14,559 --> 00:11:19,000 Speaker 3: a society or guarantee like universal health care. Instead, I 218 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,319 Speaker 3: should make Instead, the most ethical thing that I should 219 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,439 Speaker 3: do is make as much money as I personally can 220 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 3: and then put that money into things that I believe 221 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 3: will save the world, like research to stop AIS from 222 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 3: killing everyone and getting to Mars and shit. It's a 223 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:36,080 Speaker 3: way for billionairess. It's a way for billionaires and the 224 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,680 Speaker 3: other mega rich to justify like continuing to do exactly 225 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 3: what they want and feel like they're saving the world anyway, 226 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,360 Speaker 3: Sam Bag, I'm free. 227 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 2: The guy from Beanie Baby, you know, the beanie babies 228 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 2: billionaire did to improve. 229 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 3: The world, made a lot of beanie babies, and. 230 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 2: Then he bought the Four Seasons hotel and kept making 231 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 2: beanie babies. He didn't do shit. 232 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 3: That's well, you know, that's I'm fine with that compared 233 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,199 Speaker 3: to these guys because they're all doing the thing where 234 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 3: they're pretending anyway, Sam Bankman Freed is one of these guys, 235 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 3: and we're going to get into that. But we did 236 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 3: this episode and it could happen here where he was 237 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 3: kind of a tangential character in this very unsettling and 238 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,959 Speaker 3: insidious movement that is behind guys like Elon Musk who 239 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 3: are claiming to be saving the world, will just fucking 240 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 3: over people. And then like four days after it came out, 241 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 3: his entire life unraveled and his fortune disappeared overnight because 242 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,480 Speaker 3: he was a giant con artist. 243 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 2: What a treat. 244 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,440 Speaker 3: It's very funny. So that's why we're talking about him 245 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 3: right now. 246 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like thirty years old and looks like Mark 247 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 1: Zuckerberg and David Dobrick's love child. 248 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 2: He's thirty years old. 249 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 1: I feel great about myself. Was a Mark Zuckerberg and 250 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: David doe Brick's love child. 251 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 3: Look, I shouldn't call anyone a schlub, but he looks 252 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 3: like a schlub. 253 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 2: I forget what David Dobrick looked like because my brain 254 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 2: protects myself respectfully. I understand two villains, two villains, love child. 255 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:59,079 Speaker 3: Yeah anyway, so I uh yeah. Sam Bankman Freed was 256 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 3: born in nineteen at ninety two on the campus of 257 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,479 Speaker 3: Stanford University, continuing a long and proud tradition of absolutely 258 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 3: nothing good ever coming from that hell hole. His parents 259 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 3: are both extremely prominent Stanford professors. His mother, Barbara, is 260 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 3: a lawyer her Cloak, who clerked for the Second Circuit 261 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 3: Court and graduated from Harvard. She founded Mind the Gap, 262 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,080 Speaker 3: a somewhat shady and mysterious democratic fundraising group. I think 263 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 3: it's shady in that people don't exactly know where all 264 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 3: the money comes from or like what their goals are. 265 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:31,840 Speaker 3: She also pinned in Shady Yeah Yeah. She also pinned 266 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 3: an essay in twenty thirteen that the right wing is 267 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 3: going nuts about because she was basically arguing that, like it, 268 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 3: good and evil are less a factor in what people 269 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 3: do than environmental factors and all that stuff. Like when 270 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,600 Speaker 3: people do things that are bad, it's more often a 271 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 3: product of their It was kind of a oh God, 272 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,240 Speaker 3: what's that fucking psychologist. It was like a Skinner type 273 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,560 Speaker 3: argument where it's like, well, if people have bad inputs 274 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,080 Speaker 3: in their youth, then that's going to deter And anyway, 275 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 3: I think that's funny. Given what happens, I'm gonna guess 276 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 3: she sucks at what she's she's she sucks, and so 277 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 3: does his dad, Joseph Bankman. Joseph is also a lawyer. 278 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 3: He is a graduate from Yale. His big claim to 279 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 3: fame was developing a proposal for an overhaul of the 280 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 3: California tax return system that would have filled out citizens 281 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 3: tax returns in advance. And I know I just said 282 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 3: he sucked, but actually that sounds like a good thing. 283 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,480 Speaker 3: I think that that's actually a cool thing to advocate for. 284 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 3: The measure failed by one boat after heavy lobbying from 285 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 3: into it, a tax pre prep software company. Yeah, it 286 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 3: kind of is. It's it's total bullshit because stuff, it's 287 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,480 Speaker 3: the thing everybody agrees with on paper, but nobody will 288 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,200 Speaker 3: actually fight the tax prep companies, which is like, hey, 289 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 3: the irs like knows more or less what I make 290 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 3: and like knows more or less what I owe. Why 291 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 3: don't I just get a thing from them? Why do 292 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,160 Speaker 3: I have to go through this? Like anyway, there's no need. 293 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 3: But it's like that's the all other countries do it 294 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:58,760 Speaker 3: that way. 295 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 2: We don't, though, because there has to be a convoluted 296 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 2: system that's expensive and where they can charge you if 297 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 2: you make the tiniest mistake because you can't read size 298 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 2: one font well. 299 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,240 Speaker 3: And more to the point, because I don't actually think 300 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 3: the IRS is advocating to keep it a pain in 301 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 3: the ass. I think it's these tax prep companies because 302 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 3: they have an entire industry based on charging people to 303 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 3: do the thing that they have to do to avoid 304 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 3: going to fucking prison. Anyway, I said he's an asshole, 305 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 3: and I'm sure he is, but he was right about this, 306 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 3: and I don't know what to say about that. Like 307 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 3: all of us. Joseph is also a podcaster. He is 308 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 3: the host the co host of the Stanford Legal podcast. 309 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 2: Oh It's Horrible Times too, And he's a nerd. 310 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 3: If it wasn't the holiday season and I wasn't like 311 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 3: getting ready for friends and family and all that good stuff, 312 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 3: I would have listened to his podcast and we would 313 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 3: probably be making fun of him. But you can do 314 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,239 Speaker 3: that on your own. Oh goodness, I believe. 315 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 2: It isn't it doesn't it feel so horrible when you 316 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 2: think of how many people do what we do, but 317 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 2: they're the worst person you've ever heard of. It's so sad, 318 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 2: it's embarrassing. 319 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like, I don't know. 320 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 2: I avoid self identifying as a podcaster as it is, 321 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 2: it's still not a system. But then on top of that, 322 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 2: they're like, oh, like what like. 323 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,080 Speaker 3: I mean, you know, you know, the only you know, 324 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 3: the only thing that I can compare it to is 325 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 3: like when I started making a living as a writer 326 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 3: fifteen years ago, and I would say that at like 327 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,640 Speaker 3: a at like a party or something, someone asked like, well, 328 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 3: what do you do? And I'm like, well, I'm a writer, 329 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 3: and like four other people would say yeah, me too. Uh, 330 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 3: And then you wind up listening to everybody's pitches for 331 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,680 Speaker 3: their novels that they're never going to finish. Oh I 332 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 3: mean so eventually I just started lying and saying that 333 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,560 Speaker 3: I still worked as special at well. 334 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,400 Speaker 2: I like, I mean, it's the same thing with like 335 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 2: if you say you're a comedian and a party, you're. 336 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 3: Oh god no, never never identify as a comedian and 337 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 3: owe me. 338 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 2: Too, do you? And I've done one whole open mic 339 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 2: and Mike was very offensive and is a comedian's job 340 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,160 Speaker 2: to push boundaries and be oh talk joke. 341 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 3: You know how Lenny Bruce read that, read that list 342 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 3: of curse words? Will I just do that with slurs here? 343 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 3: Let me show you. 344 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like yeah, like Laine Bruce was not funny 345 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:22,439 Speaker 2: in that period of his career, even a little. Anyways, Anyways, 346 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 2: our jobs are embarrassing, is what I'm saying. 347 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 3: Anyway, our jobs are indeed embarrassing. So, as you might 348 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,239 Speaker 3: guess from all of that, Sam was born into what 349 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 3: amounts to America's like liberal aristocracy. He is a fucking 350 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,639 Speaker 3: coastal elite, right. This kid grows up on the Stanford 351 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 3: campus to Stanford professors. One of his aunts teaches at 352 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 3: Columbia University, is like a professor there. Seems like he 353 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 3: has close family connections to employees at Yale and at 354 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 3: Harvard as well as Stanford, like his parents both go 355 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,680 Speaker 3: to Harvard. I think it is Kennedy. He is a Yeah, 356 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 3: he's that. He is as you do not get much 357 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,360 Speaker 3: more of a rarefied like intellectual air. 358 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 2: He's wearing Linen's around. 359 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 3: This is how I think about Yes, this this is 360 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 3: a child who, at age eight, has strong opinions on 361 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 3: a manual Kant. 362 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,639 Speaker 2: Which again will cheer for him at the table. 363 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 3: No, oh, we're about to get into that, Jamie Love. 364 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,240 Speaker 2: I just had a I just had a vision of 365 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 2: a child sitting at like a holiday dinner and saying derivative. 366 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,359 Speaker 2: And then there's Oh, that's amazing. Wow he is really 367 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,520 Speaker 2: coming along, isn't he. 368 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a little kid that when he like 369 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 3: sits down at the doctor's office, pulls out a fucking 370 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,639 Speaker 3: I don't know, deritter or something book just just just 371 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 3: so you know, just so you know, he knows fancy philosophers. 372 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, god damn it. Board book. 373 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,840 Speaker 3: So his parents and his raised him and his brother 374 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 3: to be utilitarians. One of the articles about them into SpongeBob. Okay, yeah, yeah, 375 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,480 Speaker 3: I was. I was raised to hassle cows in our 376 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,320 Speaker 3: back forty his parents' nights. So this article notes that 377 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 3: nights around the family dinner table often focused around debates 378 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 3: about how to do the greatest good for the greatest 379 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 3: number of people. In later interviews with I'm going to 380 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 3: get to this guy in a second, the absolute dick 381 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 3: writing a journalist to ever write, Dick Sam would claim 382 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 3: that his most formative moment came at age twelve when 383 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 3: he was weighing arguments around the abortion debate. 384 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 2: So first off, moved on out a point one no 385 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 2: because because not only no, also like in the context 386 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,680 Speaker 2: of like where would he have been doing this. 387 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 3: I'm guessing it like around the family table or when 388 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 3: they have the all. You know, everybody's got their brandy 389 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 3: and he's drinking some sort of fucking tea that's insufferable, 390 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 3: and they're all talking about people's rights as if it's 391 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 3: like a fun intellectual problem, like how to fix it? 392 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 2: Because for them it is because wherever they land, the 393 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,840 Speaker 2: rules aren't going to apply to them anyways. 394 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, where does he Where does he fall? 395 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 2: Where does he fall on the debate? 396 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 3: That's a great question. So I'm going to quote now 397 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,639 Speaker 3: from an article previously published by Sequoia Capital and written 398 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 3: by Adam Fisher, who should never be allowed to lift 399 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,960 Speaker 3: this article down. When I say the dick writing ist 400 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 3: like fucking pr flack journal, it's it's it's shameful quote. 401 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,840 Speaker 3: A rights based theorist might argue that there aren't really 402 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,280 Speaker 3: any discontinuous differences, as a fetus becomes a child, and 403 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 3: thus fetus murder is essentially child murder. The utilitarian argument 404 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 3: compares the consequences of each. The loss of an actual 405 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 3: child's life, a life in which a great deal of 406 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 3: parental and societal resources have been invested, is much more 407 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 3: consequential than the loss of a potential life in utero, 408 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,640 Speaker 3: and thus to a utilitarian abortion looks more like birth 409 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 3: control than like murder. SBF. That's what they always call him, 410 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,560 Speaker 3: the kid Sam fbf's application of utilitarianism helped him resolve 411 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 3: some nagging doubts he had about the ethics of abortion. 412 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,679 Speaker 3: It made him feel comfortable being pro choice, as his friends, family, 413 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,040 Speaker 3: and peers were. He saw the essential rightness of his 414 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 3: philosophical faith. So that's very fucked up. That is, that 415 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,439 Speaker 3: is so deep, Like the term choice is used at 416 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 3: the very end there, but it's clear that like he's 417 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,920 Speaker 3: not thinking about this in terms of like the actual 418 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 3: value of human bodily autonomy. That does not weigh in 419 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,399 Speaker 3: the utilitarian calculus for him whatsoever. 420 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:27,320 Speaker 2: No, that is, to quote argue my friend Robert, no, no, no. 421 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 3: And again, even like, look, I shit reflexively sometimes on utilitarianism, 422 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,720 Speaker 3: not because of the inherent value or disvalue of thinking 423 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 3: that way, but about the way it gets talked about 424 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,160 Speaker 3: by these people, But like, if you're actually a utilitarian 425 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 3: and you care about the greatest good for the greatest 426 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,880 Speaker 3: number of people, then bodily autonomy should factor into that, right, 427 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 3: like human bodily autonomy is should be hugely important to you. Yes, 428 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,879 Speaker 3: but no, that's not logical. All that matters is like, 429 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 3: well how many if you've result. If less resources than 430 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,960 Speaker 3: this have been invested in the fetus, then it's not 431 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,439 Speaker 3: a person. So abortion makes us that's fucking bullshit logic. 432 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,160 Speaker 3: Fuck you, you're doing too much math. Stop, this isn't 433 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,919 Speaker 3: a math problem, Sam, Like, this is not a fucking 434 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 3: math problem. Not everything's a goddamn math problem. 435 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 2: Robert, you won't listen to unless you call him SBF, 436 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 2: And I was like, why is talking about sunscreen? 437 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,159 Speaker 3: We'll get that. They all call him fucking SBF and 438 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 3: I hate it. But also as this went on, I 439 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 3: started using it more and more because it's a pain 440 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 3: in the ass to type his whole fucking last name out. Look, 441 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 3: I this is one where I'm not going to give 442 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,480 Speaker 3: him a pass, but I get it. If you write 443 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 3: about this fucker a lot, it does make it easier. 444 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:43,639 Speaker 3: So anyway, all of this is very bad. But you 445 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 3: know what's not bad, Jamie Wall, the products and services 446 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 3: to support this podcast. 447 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,639 Speaker 2: That's not true. 448 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,240 Speaker 3: They are that's well. 449 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,440 Speaker 2: I checked. Hold on, I just ran a quick check 450 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 2: on that, and you can. 451 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,439 Speaker 3: But but what about the greatest good for the greatest 452 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 3: number of people? And and given that I'm I'm a people, 453 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 3: so it works out pretty well. It works out very 454 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 3: well for me. 455 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,120 Speaker 2: I think that if you actually have more advertising revenue, 456 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,840 Speaker 2: you will actually build a really fast train like you've 457 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 2: been promising me you will. 458 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna build the hyper loop. 459 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,240 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. 460 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 3: And I'm gonna promise you one thing. It's gonna kill 461 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 3: a hell of a lot more people than that Simpsons 462 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,119 Speaker 3: Mono rail did. 463 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 2: And that and and I'm gonna and and look, not 464 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,280 Speaker 2: everyone is going to hold you to task for that, 465 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,200 Speaker 2: but I am. 466 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 3: Thank you, Jamie, thank you for keeping me honest and 467 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,600 Speaker 3: ensuring that we we we really make a memorable disaster. 468 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 2: Look, I'm available anytime. I'm not visiting my friend Liz 469 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 2: in jail. 470 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 3: M hm. We are back. What a good time. So 471 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,880 Speaker 3: Sam Bankman Freed is above all else a numbers guy, 472 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 3: and I guess as a kid. He was a numbers kid. 473 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 3: His parents sent him to Crystal Springs Uplands, a fancy 474 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,000 Speaker 3: prep school in Hillsborough, California. I looked through the website 475 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,679 Speaker 3: because I wanted to make fun of it, but it 476 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,680 Speaker 3: just kind of seems like a really fancy school. I 477 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,600 Speaker 3: don't know. I'm sure it's a great place to get 478 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,160 Speaker 3: an education. They they put a lot of I will 479 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,480 Speaker 3: tell this. They devote a lot of screen resources to 480 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 3: letting you know that they are not racist and that 481 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,159 Speaker 3: most of their students aren't white. They also have a 482 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 3: French They also have a French cinema class for sixth graders, 483 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 3: which is fine, But the cranky asshole in me that 484 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 3: still has a little piece of my soul raised by 485 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 3: right wing radio wants to say shit about it. 486 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 2: I was raised by by left wing people, and I 487 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 2: still think that that's some loser shit, man. I think 488 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:48,720 Speaker 2: that that's fucking dorky and goofy and like should it's 489 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 2: like what you know, you meet because you meet people 490 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,159 Speaker 2: like that in the wild, and they're sometimes very and 491 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 2: maybe even often very sweet people. But I'm like trying 492 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 2: to be like, oh, you know who Plankton is and 493 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 2: they're like no, and then, but they've been watching French 494 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 2: movies since they were like seven, and. 495 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,919 Speaker 3: I just don't expect that if I made a sixth 496 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 3: grader with it. Yeah, if I meet a sixth grader 497 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,160 Speaker 3: with strong opinions about French cinema, like I'm just gonna leave, 498 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave, I'm just gonna walk away. 499 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 1: Wow. 500 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 2: R Robert, that's really brave of you to march out 501 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 2: of a conversation with an eleven year old like I 502 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,239 Speaker 2: am not. 503 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 3: I'm not putting up with that shit. Absolutely not. 504 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,400 Speaker 2: I'm leaving this sixth grade class. 505 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,160 Speaker 4: My name's Robert Evans, and I think, fuck out of here. 506 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,560 Speaker 4: Wopis is fucking go watch your What Renoir is that 507 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,159 Speaker 4: one of them? That sounds like one of them? Cloud Renoir? 508 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:39,800 Speaker 4: Is he a painter? 509 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,360 Speaker 2: Or Renoir is a painter? I know the one you're 510 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,119 Speaker 2: looking for, and I was looking for it too, but 511 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 2: I don't remember. But guess who do you know who 512 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 2: Plankton is? 513 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,919 Speaker 3: Of course you I know who Plankton is, and I 514 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,280 Speaker 3: also know that at least one of the directors they 515 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,720 Speaker 3: study is a pedophile. Just knowing a little bit about 516 00:25:53,760 --> 00:26:00,920 Speaker 3: French cinema that's that's unavoidable. So huh, he does well again, 517 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,439 Speaker 3: the school is probably fine. He does well at the school. 518 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 3: He was notably insular. He avoided most of his classmates 519 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 3: to play StarCraft, which is good, and League of Legends, 520 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 3: which objectively sucks. He also played a lot of Magic 521 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,080 Speaker 3: the Gathering, So I am confident he did not get 522 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:23,919 Speaker 3: late in high school. This is based on extensive personal experience. 523 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 2: Like I just actually did some field research and yeah, 524 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 2: about four years of it. 525 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:35,600 Speaker 3: Okay. 526 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 2: Interesting. 527 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 3: For college, he was accepted to and attended MIT, which 528 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 3: marked out his family's elite North American University punch card. 529 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,879 Speaker 3: They really hit them all. Now now that they've got 530 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 3: an mi T kid in the family. 531 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,000 Speaker 2: They get a free coffee. There used to be an 532 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,120 Speaker 2: mi T. So when I was in comedy in Boston, 533 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 2: there was like MI T had like a secret comedy 534 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,879 Speaker 2: club that was just for MI T students and it 535 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,160 Speaker 2: was awful. 536 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,400 Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah. 537 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 2: They paid you, okay, but it was like they're like, 538 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 2: if you like knew someone who like met someone who 539 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 2: went to MI I T and they came to your 540 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,280 Speaker 2: shows and they're like, oh we we've we did the 541 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,679 Speaker 2: math and you are allowed to come to art. They 542 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,679 Speaker 2: called it their speak easy. I wonder if it's still around. 543 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 2: It was so it was. I mean it's not fun. Yeah, 544 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,359 Speaker 2: not a fun crowd, I will say. But best of 545 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,679 Speaker 2: luck to to whatever was going on there. Yeah, so 546 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 2: he goes to I T. He goes he might have 547 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 2: been at one of those shows where he might. 548 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,000 Speaker 3: Have because he joins a fraternity there. Uh and M 549 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,480 Speaker 3: I T. Well, Jamie, it's a an M I T 550 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 3: specific co ed nerd fraternity. 551 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,399 Speaker 2: So nice. 552 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 3: It's what you go wrong, THETA. And here's how Adam Fisher, 553 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,400 Speaker 3: the guy I hate, described them in his article, which 554 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:59,040 Speaker 3: was bad quote a co ed fraternity of super geeks 555 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,840 Speaker 3: similarly interesting in magic and video games. Thetans are fun 556 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 3: of debating math, physics, computer science, linguistics, philosophy, and logic 557 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,359 Speaker 3: problems for fun at alcohol free parties. Now I do 558 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,439 Speaker 3: know a little bit about MIT, and I know another 559 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 3: thing these nerds often do is kill themselves using nitrous oxide, 560 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,120 Speaker 3: because they will try to flood entire rooms with nitrous 561 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,280 Speaker 3: to do like a twenty percent nitrous to two ratio 562 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,439 Speaker 3: and kill themselves. It's a thing that happens. Look it up. 563 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 3: MIT nitrous dead. 564 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, all I did in college was drink too many 565 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 2: blue moons. 566 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 3: It's it's it's quite a thing. 567 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 2: Yikes. So I don't know doing over there. 568 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I 569 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,959 Speaker 3: don't know how much I believe that that they were 570 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,440 Speaker 3: always alcohol and drug free parties, because if there's one 571 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 3: thing I know from nerds, it's that they do a 572 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 3: shitload of drugs. 573 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 2: I definitely didn't hear of this one because I went 574 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 2: to a couple MIT frat parties and they were not sober. 575 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,800 Speaker 2: Fun fact, the one of the MIT frat parties I 576 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 2: went too for some reason when I was in college, 577 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 2: and when I would get really drunk, I would always 578 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 2: I would like I would I would like to like 579 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 2: steal things from wherever I was. And so I stole 580 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,640 Speaker 2: two critical pool balls from an MIT frat house and 581 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 2: someone was able to trace it back to me, and 582 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 2: they demanded their poolballs back, and I, embarrassingly, I think 583 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 2: I capitulated. I think I did give them back. I shouldn't. 584 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 3: Wow. Wow. Actually, so this one kid I'm finding in 585 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,200 Speaker 3: ninety nine died because he put a bag over his 586 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,640 Speaker 3: head to inhale Nitris, which is fuck man. How did 587 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 3: you get into n it. 588 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 2: Mi T I don't know any I was in front 589 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,560 Speaker 2: of this guy. I don't know. 590 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 3: But don't put bags. Don't put bags over your head kids. 591 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking I learned that in public school. 592 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 3: No less, so many other ways to do whippets than 593 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 3: putting a plastic bag over your head anyway, whatever. According next, 594 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,320 Speaker 3: according to the popular Sam Bankman Freed endorsed version of 595 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 3: the story, he pivoted towards an almost obsessive devotion ethics. 596 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 3: In his freshman year, he went vegan, he organized a 597 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,400 Speaker 3: protest against factory farming, and he worried obsessively over how 598 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 3: he could change the world for the better. And it 599 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 3: was at this point that Sam met a man who 600 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 3: was going to change his life forever, William mccaskell. If 601 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,320 Speaker 3: you want to learn more about this guy, I do 602 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,280 Speaker 3: recommend the episode of It could Happen here on effective Altruism. 603 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,960 Speaker 3: This guy is today the most the pop philosopher of 604 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,160 Speaker 3: effective altruism and long termism. He is in Elon Musk's 605 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,200 Speaker 3: text messages that we all got as a result of 606 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 3: the Twitter lawsuit. At this point, he was also at 607 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:38,000 Speaker 3: MIT and he met with Sam at a cafe in Cambridge, 608 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 3: Massachusetts where. 609 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,719 Speaker 2: Mecaskal which one, which one? 610 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 3: Which I don't know. I'm sure it's out there somewhere, Jamie, 611 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,640 Speaker 3: it's I'm sure you've gotten a hot dog there. That's 612 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 3: that seems likely. 613 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 2: Now, any place this guy's going it doesn't have hot dogs. 614 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 2: They're not ethical. They're famously unethical. 615 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 3: So yeah, probably right. So mccaskell explained the concept of 616 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,719 Speaker 3: effective altruism him, which is again this idea that like 617 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 3: what matters is you should like think kind of coldly 618 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 3: and robotically about how you do help to make sure 619 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 3: that your charity money does the most that it can do. 620 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 3: But one of the big like arguments about it is 621 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,440 Speaker 3: that like, okay, well, what if you, you know, should 622 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 3: you save a drowning child instead of saving like three 623 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 3: kids from a burning building. And it's like, that's a 624 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,800 Speaker 3: nonsense choice. Nobody's ever been presented with that choice at 625 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,920 Speaker 3: any point in the history of the human race. It 626 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 3: is not a reasonable that is not a there's no 627 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 3: point to that ethical argument. You're not smart for debating 628 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,040 Speaker 3: the problem. 629 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,840 Speaker 2: Just draft driver. Yeah, and it makes no sense. 630 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes no fucking sense. There's like bits of 631 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,400 Speaker 3: it that are reasonable, which is that like, well, you know, 632 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,640 Speaker 3: it makes sense to like look at the best thing 633 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,480 Speaker 3: you can do financially, you know, in terms of donating money, 634 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,720 Speaker 3: is you know, malaria prevention, because it winds up being 635 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 3: the most cost effective thing. But it's like, okay, does 636 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 3: that mean we shouldn't put money into making the water 637 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,560 Speaker 3: in Flint, Michigan drinkable? And a lot of these guys 638 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 3: will say no because that's not the best use of money. 639 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 3: And it's like, well, we can do many things with money, 640 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,160 Speaker 3: especially if we tax billionaires and put it towards rebuilding infrastructure, 641 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,800 Speaker 3: Like a number of things can be done. What Sorry, anyway, 642 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 3: my friend Elon's shitty mecastal kind of pills this guy 643 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,480 Speaker 3: on effective altruism. He frames it as a strategic investment 644 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,719 Speaker 3: whose success was measured in populations worth of human lives. 645 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 3: He estimated, using back of the envelope math, that two 646 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,080 Speaker 3: thousand dollars could save one life, and so a million 647 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,080 Speaker 3: dollars could save five hundred people, a billion could save 648 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,080 Speaker 3: half a million, and a trillion dollars could theoretically save 649 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,560 Speaker 3: half a billion lives. Based on that totally legitimate math, 650 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 3: the only math if people are math. It all works 651 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,920 Speaker 3: out that way. Yeah, based on that absolutely real math, 652 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,120 Speaker 3: the only ethical way for a genius like Sam to 653 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 3: use his time and talents is to become the world's 654 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 3: first trillionaire. And I'm going to quote again from that 655 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,240 Speaker 3: article that I know. SBF listened nodding as mess Caskal 656 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,280 Speaker 3: made his pitch. The earned to give logic was air tight. 657 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 3: It was SBF realized, applied utilitarianism. Knowing what he had 658 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 3: to do, SBF simply said, yep, that makes sense. But 659 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,560 Speaker 3: right there, between a bright yellow sunshade and the crumbs 660 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,520 Speaker 3: strewn red brick floor, SBF's purpose in life was set. 661 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 3: He was going to get filthy rich for charity's sake. 662 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,600 Speaker 3: All the rest was merely execution risk. His course established. 663 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,440 Speaker 3: Mccaskell gave SBF one less navigational nudge to set him 664 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 3: on his way, suggesting that SBF get an internship at 665 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 3: Jane Street that summer, and. 666 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,200 Speaker 2: So for the good of man, for the good. 667 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,640 Speaker 3: Of mankind, get in the finance industry and gamble. 668 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,600 Speaker 2: Like a mother asshole. I know where God. 669 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,240 Speaker 3: I fucking hate these people so much. 670 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,200 Speaker 2: What God makes sense? 671 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:47,880 Speaker 3: Yeah? 672 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 2: You know, look, I think that. 673 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,880 Speaker 3: I can't debate that lot. There's no argument to be 674 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,520 Speaker 3: made about that logic, Jamie. 675 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,360 Speaker 2: I mean, I know that this is the wrong person 676 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 2: to be turning on in this moment, but this is 677 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 2: the dick riding like, this is the Jamie's like, he. 678 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,440 Speaker 3: Has not begun to ride dick. This is this is joking. 679 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:11,640 Speaker 2: He is choking. This man's got no gag reflex. It 680 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 2: is a sign of slowing down, Jamie. 681 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,359 Speaker 3: I'm gonna read you some passages from this that are 682 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:20,239 Speaker 3: going to make you gag. It is unbearable. So and 683 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,320 Speaker 3: it's like, this article is like ten thousand fucking words. 684 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 3: It took me like an hour to get through this thing. 685 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 2: It's mass is He's like, maybe if I do it, 686 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,839 Speaker 2: he'll give me a kiss on the mouth. 687 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,359 Speaker 3: Well, well, basically this this was published by Sequoia, which 688 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,839 Speaker 3: is a massive like investment fucking fun thing on. 689 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,680 Speaker 2: Their website journalistic entity. 690 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like that. It looks exactly like an 691 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 3: article from like Wired or something like. They clearly laid 692 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 3: it out like that. But I think it was done 693 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,800 Speaker 3: because they put like two hundred million dollars into his company, 694 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 3: so they needed to justify it by making him look 695 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,960 Speaker 3: like a genius. So it's like. 696 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,279 Speaker 2: Those articles that like are occasionally, I mean, it's more 697 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 2: scary when they're on actual journalistic outlets and then there's 698 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,760 Speaker 2: just a little tag saying like hey, this is sponsored 699 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,640 Speaker 2: by RuPaul's fracking farm or whatever the fun and it's 700 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,719 Speaker 2: like why why Frock all. 701 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:12,560 Speaker 3: An Exxon Bobile LGBT icons. So yeah, Sam Bankman Freed 702 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,480 Speaker 3: gets into finance and he's a very good trader. As 703 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,399 Speaker 3: I mean, I have no way to judge this, but 704 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,680 Speaker 3: Sequoia says he was a good trader. He was good 705 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,680 Speaker 3: at making a lot of money for other people and 706 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,759 Speaker 3: also a lot of money for himself. Besides, he gave 707 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,680 Speaker 3: away fifty percent of his income to his favorite charities, 708 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,960 Speaker 3: but those charities were mostly the Center for Effective Altruism 709 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,280 Speaker 3: and eighty thousand Hours, which is also an effective altruism charity. 710 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 2: What does give money? 711 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 3: That's gat a great question, Jamie. It allows guys like 712 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,799 Speaker 3: mccaskell to live very well, while also saying they only 713 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,160 Speaker 3: take thirty thousand dollars in salaries and give away the 714 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,080 Speaker 3: rest because their lives are heavily subsidized by these organizations 715 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 3: that allow billionaires to pretend to be heroes to like charity, 716 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,840 Speaker 3: So like charity. Yeah. So he remains there happily for 717 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,560 Speaker 3: years until twenty seventeen when he begins to feel is 718 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,080 Speaker 3: if something is not right? Now spoilers having this party 719 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,759 Speaker 3: life crisis, He is having a quarter live crisis. And 720 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,480 Speaker 3: this kid absolutely is a con artist. And what I 721 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,880 Speaker 3: am giving you is the polished, press friendly version of 722 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,279 Speaker 3: the story for a guy whose entire life, as far 723 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,640 Speaker 3: as I can tell, was one long setup for an 724 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 3: ambitious con So when I say stuff like he gave 725 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 3: a lot of money to charity, because there's like other 726 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,000 Speaker 3: charities he gives to some which sound reasonable, but I 727 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,120 Speaker 3: have actually no evidence that he did like, I have 728 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,200 Speaker 3: no evidence that he did, and I haven't seen it 729 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 3: one of them. So when I say stuff like he 730 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,960 Speaker 3: felt like that, or when they say stuff like he 731 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,600 Speaker 3: felt unfulfilled at Jane Street, that doesn't mean he actually did. 732 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,000 Speaker 3: Because we are at present reliant on a lot of 733 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,840 Speaker 3: reporting from back when this kid was the toast of 734 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,360 Speaker 3: Wall Street. Now, after his life fell apart and his 735 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,080 Speaker 3: company crash and it became clear that he was a 736 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 3: financial criminal, it also came out that the guy who 737 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 3: wrote the Big Short has been following him for six months, 738 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,439 Speaker 3: So I suspect at some point it's got that's gonna 739 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,000 Speaker 3: be fun. We're all going to be in for a 740 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 3: real treat when. 741 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 2: That book hits. I love. I love when you're like, 742 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,200 Speaker 2: and guess who is following him around? You're like, Oh, 743 00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,000 Speaker 2: he's got Michael Lewis on his tail. 744 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:09,359 Speaker 3: It's like And also, if you're an investor, shouldn't like 745 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,000 Speaker 3: it's somebody involved in one of these companies. Probably should 746 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 3: have been able to find out, like, oh, hey, the 747 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,879 Speaker 3: big short guys hanging out with him. That probably means 748 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 3: this is a giant financial crime. That guy's not going 749 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,719 Speaker 3: to just hang out with a dude who's good at 750 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,000 Speaker 3: legally making money to write about how good he isn't 751 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,360 Speaker 3: making money legally. That's not Michael Lewis's beat. 752 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,959 Speaker 2: I'm kind of going for like a change of paces time. 753 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,960 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna try to see a guy who's like 754 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 2: doing something right. 755 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, Michael Lewis, aren't you the guy who only writes 756 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,760 Speaker 3: about financial crimes on like a gigantic scale? 757 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,360 Speaker 2: No, no, no, I know this is he's just probably 758 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,320 Speaker 2: just trying to network. 759 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, just she just really liked this guy's attitude towards altruism. 760 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:55,879 Speaker 3: So anyway, yeah, anyway, here's how that again, very dick 761 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,240 Speaker 3: writing pr flack motherfucker wrote about what happens next quote 762 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,359 Speaker 3: huh he was, he realized too secure. SBF's mind had 763 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 3: been trained almost from birth to calculate as a schoolboy 764 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,080 Speaker 3: that he donic calculus of utilitarianism and him trying to 765 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,080 Speaker 3: maximize the utility function measured in utils of course for 766 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,959 Speaker 3: abortion during his teenage game I know, I know that's 767 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,680 Speaker 3: a sentence. 768 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,480 Speaker 2: Does he say, of course? 769 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,960 Speaker 3: Uh no, no I said that. Oh no, he does say, 770 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,880 Speaker 3: he does say, he does say, of course, yes, measured 771 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,120 Speaker 3: in course. 772 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 2: Of course, of course, all suck my ass. 773 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:38,960 Speaker 3: You find unbelievables. During his teenage gaming years, his mathematical 774 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,319 Speaker 3: abilities allowed him to sharpen his tactics and win, and 775 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,560 Speaker 3: of course, every trade SBF ever made it Jane was 776 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,319 Speaker 3: the subject of a risk reward calculation, all of it 777 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,600 Speaker 3: boiled down to expected value. The formula is fairly simple. 778 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,080 Speaker 3: If the amount one multiplied by the probability of winning 779 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,239 Speaker 3: a bet is greater than the amount loss multiplied by 780 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,560 Speaker 3: the probability of losing a bet, then you go for it, 781 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 3: irrespective of units u till's euros dollars. We're all subject 782 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,919 Speaker 3: to the same reckoning. But at Jane sbf us most 783 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,360 Speaker 3: another trading principle he learned to be risk neutral. In 784 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,000 Speaker 3: simple terms, a trader given a choice between a fifty 785 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,440 Speaker 3: fifty dollars and a fifty percent chance at one hundred 786 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 3: dollars must be agnostic if they want to maximize the 787 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,080 Speaker 3: expected value of earnings over a lifetime. Those who prefer 788 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,439 Speaker 3: that sure win are risk averse, and those who would 789 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,319 Speaker 3: rather gamble our risk lovers. But both risk lovers and 790 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,160 Speaker 3: the risk averse are suckers equally because over the long run, 791 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,319 Speaker 3: they lose out to the risk neutral who take both 792 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,759 Speaker 3: deals without prejudice. That makes no sense. That makes no 793 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,040 Speaker 3: sense at all, because you're assuming you have to like 794 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,200 Speaker 3: choose between one. Can you just take both? Is that 795 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 3: like the is that the offer? Because it seems like 796 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 3: the whole thought experiment is about choosing between one. None 797 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,560 Speaker 3: of this makes very much sense. 798 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,600 Speaker 2: Like kiz I had a brain hemorrhage in the middle 799 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 2: of that, and then I was thinking, I couldn't stop 800 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:54,640 Speaker 2: thinking about do you think that utilitarians? How do utilitarians 801 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,560 Speaker 2: feel about kissing with tongue. Do you think how many 802 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,120 Speaker 2: utils does it take to kiss with tongue? Or don't 803 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:01,719 Speaker 2: waste your fire. 804 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 3: Let me write the equation out, Jamie, and to try 805 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,320 Speaker 3: to sketch out the math. 806 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,040 Speaker 2: On I think they wouldn't be into it. I think 807 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,839 Speaker 2: they would be like, what's the point? 808 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:16,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that seems really five utils? Okay, James, Jamie, 809 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,719 Speaker 3: I got to continue this say, I don't know, but 810 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,600 Speaker 3: we have to read another one quote here SBF realized 811 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,880 Speaker 3: was the rub. When he applied this principle to his 812 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,759 Speaker 3: own life, he came up short. There was little chance 813 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,560 Speaker 3: he'd get himself fired from Jane Street. Thus, the decision 814 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,960 Speaker 3: to stick with Jane was a risk averse preference. It 815 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,720 Speaker 3: was the logical equivalent of being offered a choice between 816 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,480 Speaker 3: fifty dollars and fifty percent of one hundred dollars and 817 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,920 Speaker 3: saying give me President Grant. SBF was risk neutral on 818 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,160 Speaker 3: behalf of Jane Street, but not He realized for his 819 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,280 Speaker 3: own life, to be fully rational about maximizing his income 820 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,520 Speaker 3: on behalf of the poor, he should apply his trading 821 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,839 Speaker 3: principles across the board. He had to find a risk 822 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,520 Speaker 3: neutral career path, which, if we strip away, the trader 823 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,839 Speaker 3: jargon actually means he needed to take on a lot 824 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:04,280 Speaker 3: more Oh, Jamie, you need to hear this, boy. 825 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,120 Speaker 2: We're stripping it away. I've been asleep for six minutes. 826 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,640 Speaker 3: Come on, Which, if we strip away the trader jargon 827 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,840 Speaker 3: actually means he felt he needed to take on a 828 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,160 Speaker 3: lot more risk in the hopes of becoming part of 829 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,680 Speaker 3: the global elite. The math couldn't be clearer. Very high 830 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,759 Speaker 3: risk multiplied by dynastic wealth. Trump's low risk multiplied by 831 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 3: mere rich guy wealth. To do the most good for 832 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,319 Speaker 3: the world, SBF needed to find a path on which 833 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,280 Speaker 3: he'd be a coin toss away from going totally busted. 834 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,360 Speaker 3: So what path is risk neutral? But that means taking 835 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,759 Speaker 3: a lot of risk, because the most risk is the 836 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,080 Speaker 3: only way to become the wealthiest person in the world. 837 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,319 Speaker 3: And only by becoming the wealthiest person in the world 838 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,800 Speaker 3: can you avoid risk? You get it, Jamie. 839 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's the most ethical thing you can do. 840 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,640 Speaker 3: Right, That's that clearly the most logical ethical way to live. 841 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,319 Speaker 2: So do you think that they kiss with dun or not? 842 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:57,040 Speaker 3: I mean, I think what he's saying is ordered in 843 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,879 Speaker 3: order to avoid the risk of catching an STD. You 844 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,719 Speaker 3: have to take on a job as the bathroom mat 845 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:08,000 Speaker 3: at a brothel. Ah, that's the risk of verse, yeah, 846 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,719 Speaker 3: or risk neutral presentation. 847 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 2: Frantically rubbing my final brand cells together, trying to make 848 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,440 Speaker 2: heads or tails of that. And like spark it is. 849 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,759 Speaker 3: It is howling clownshit. It is absolutely sparking nonsense is like. 850 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,120 Speaker 2: Of vortex of bullshit to be like, so anyways, it's 851 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 2: really clear and the math couldn't be clearer that he 852 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 2: has to be the most richest guy or everyone is 853 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,800 Speaker 2: going to die, like actually really urgent. 854 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,400 Speaker 3: You know, it's one of those things because I have 855 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,320 Speaker 3: I have known a number of rich guys in my life, 856 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,000 Speaker 3: and some of them are in late it's for you. 857 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,520 Speaker 3: There's two kinds people. There's people who were poor at 858 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,279 Speaker 3: one point, and some of those people are unhinged, and 859 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,879 Speaker 3: some of them still remember being poor enough to talk 860 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,880 Speaker 3: like normal people. And then there's people like this who 861 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,919 Speaker 3: Sam was never rich as a kid, but he lived 862 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:08,160 Speaker 3: in this verified air where finance and like the concept 863 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,200 Speaker 3: of worrying about money or his economic status was not 864 00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,360 Speaker 3: a thing because everyone around him when he was a 865 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,319 Speaker 3: kid was so high status, right, and he like he's 866 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,080 Speaker 3: just lived in this it's not even a it's not 867 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,280 Speaker 3: even a bubble. He grew up on a different planet, 868 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,919 Speaker 3: Like the world does not exist to him the same 869 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,480 Speaker 3: way it does to everyone else. And so he's like, 870 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,640 Speaker 3: that's the only way you can talk about things in 871 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,880 Speaker 3: this way that or you're just sort of sinister thing 872 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:37,120 Speaker 3: where you're talking about everything like it is very my thinking. 873 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 2: It's like, it's so easy for him and people like 874 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,400 Speaker 2: this to think of other people as theoreticals because they 875 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,880 Speaker 2: had never had a problem before. 876 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,720 Speaker 3: So it's like I've never. 877 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,759 Speaker 2: Had a game of chance because I never never met 878 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,600 Speaker 2: a person, right, right, he has never known a human being. 879 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,080 Speaker 3: Just Stanford professors exactly, just Stanford professors and problems in 880 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,040 Speaker 3: his video games. 881 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 2: So yeah, and not that all nerd. I mean, I'm 882 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,840 Speaker 2: not I'm a I'm afraid of nerd. You know, people 883 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,800 Speaker 2: who identify as nerds coming into my mansions. I'm not 884 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,040 Speaker 2: saying that that's everybody, but I'm saying, like, he's not 885 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,360 Speaker 2: going socialized like a person, and that has to do 886 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,600 Speaker 2: with class. 887 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, God damn it. So the next thing that SBF 888 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,000 Speaker 3: did after deciding he had to quit Jane Street is 889 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,600 Speaker 3: start pondering how he might change the world in a 890 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,880 Speaker 3: way that minimized his risk. By maximizing his risk or 891 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,839 Speaker 3: some shit. Anyway, as he told it, he considered four 892 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,400 Speaker 3: career fields poop and this is These are his notes 893 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,960 Speaker 3: on the four things he might do after being a trader. 894 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,960 Speaker 3: Number one journalism, low pay but a massively outsized impact potential. 895 00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,560 Speaker 3: Number two running for office or maybe just being an advisor. 896 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,480 Speaker 3: Number three working for the movement EA effect of altruism 897 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,360 Speaker 3: needs people. Number four starting a startup. But what exactly? 898 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,319 Speaker 3: Number five bumming around the Bay Area for a month 899 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 3: or so just to see what happens. And again sounds like. 900 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,759 Speaker 2: A bad bumble day, Like it's just like, so what 901 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,560 Speaker 2: do you He's like, om, well, so startup maybe, but 902 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,160 Speaker 2: what is a startup? Really? 903 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,640 Speaker 3: It is a startup? Yeah? So again, he spent years 904 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,680 Speaker 3: working in finance, He's got plenty of money. He came 905 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,640 Speaker 3: from the Bay Area. So five was an option and 906 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 3: it's one he took. And by the way, like as 907 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,440 Speaker 3: a general rule, if you decide to quit your job 908 00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,879 Speaker 3: and you have the financial ability to putter him out 909 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,600 Speaker 3: around for a month or two and think things through, 910 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,319 Speaker 3: not a bad idea. But Sam is going to do 911 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,279 Speaker 3: this in the worst way possible. He eventually hits upon 912 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,840 Speaker 3: his great next idea, which is to make a shitload 913 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,920 Speaker 3: of money in crypto. Now when he quits Jane Street 914 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,359 Speaker 3: is twenty seventeen, and if you guys can remember back 915 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:41,520 Speaker 3: that far, that's the first big winter when cryptocurrency boomed 916 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,960 Speaker 3: like kind of all throughout the last quarter or so 917 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:48,760 Speaker 3: of twenty seventeen, Bitcoin was just sailing up like massive rises. 918 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,520 Speaker 3: Ether had a big rise too, just kind of went 919 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,160 Speaker 3: around for so young early twenty eighteen, a lot of 920 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,440 Speaker 3: bitcoin nerds, who people who'd been making fun of her 921 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:00,120 Speaker 3: years became overnight multi millionaires. And this was kind of 922 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,040 Speaker 3: the first point at which normal people started to think, shit, 923 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,600 Speaker 3: maybe I should get into this, maybe I can make 924 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,759 Speaker 3: a lot of money. Right, This is the thing that 925 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,799 Speaker 3: blew up bitcoin, and there was a crash after this, 926 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,960 Speaker 3: but it recovered, YadA, YadA, YadA. Sam was savvy enough 927 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,200 Speaker 3: to look at this and know that these moments where 928 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,239 Speaker 3: this thing where a lot of funny money is on 929 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,600 Speaker 3: the table but there's no regulation, and regular people who 930 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,959 Speaker 3: started to get interested because they think they might get rich. 931 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,640 Speaker 3: This is the point at which an unethical person can 932 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,320 Speaker 3: make the absolute most money in a financial market. 933 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,520 Speaker 2: Right, and you can be unethical, to quote one of 934 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,880 Speaker 2: the greats, you can be unethical and still be legal. 935 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,080 Speaker 2: That's the way I live my life. 936 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,440 Speaker 3: And you know who else lives their life that way? 937 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 2: Jamie loftus you and you're tossing the ads. 938 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. I am, indeed, I am indeed. Maybe 939 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:57,920 Speaker 3: here we go, all right, and we're back. So Jayloft gelosis. 940 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,880 Speaker 2: Yes, it's actually Jay. Oh it's the first. I'm the 941 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,440 Speaker 2: first person to use that, and it's really starting to 942 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:04,920 Speaker 2: catch on. 943 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:09,040 Speaker 3: Bold. Oh, Ben Afflex calling me one sect, Jamie, let 944 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:09,759 Speaker 3: me take this call. 945 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,920 Speaker 2: Oh that's my boyfriend. 946 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,000 Speaker 3: No, he's just weeping outside of a dunkin Donuts and 947 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,160 Speaker 3: pocket dialed me again, normal normal Ben stuff? Am I right? 948 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:23,000 Speaker 2: Old Ben? Look sometimes I meet I meet up with 949 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,240 Speaker 2: my friend Ben at the Atwater Dunks and I really, 950 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,920 Speaker 2: I really said him straight. It's nice. 951 00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, Ben affleck sober for years and looks like he's 952 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,359 Speaker 3: hung over in every single photograph. Oh what a king man. 953 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,879 Speaker 3: I know, I do, I do, I have a lot 954 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,560 Speaker 3: of There's just a something about him that warms my heart. 955 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,720 Speaker 3: It's his back tattoo. 956 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,799 Speaker 2: You love his back tattoos. 957 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,200 Speaker 3: It's just that takes courage, you know, moral courage. 958 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,319 Speaker 2: I just think he's so amazing fucked up that I 959 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,680 Speaker 2: think we need to have that. 960 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,759 Speaker 1: Back tattoo and still got to marry Jennifer a little bit. 961 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,480 Speaker 2: I think I Meansual put. 962 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,560 Speaker 3: His name on the Vietnam Memorial in honor of the 963 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,080 Speaker 3: courage that it took to get that back tattoo. 964 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,879 Speaker 2: I really is braver than the troops. And he did 965 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,120 Speaker 2: for a while hold the status of most divorced man 966 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:16,239 Speaker 2: in America, but that is now but he fixed it. 967 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,040 Speaker 3: But I feel like the contest I was. 968 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,800 Speaker 1: Gonna say they did they did get married at a plantation. 969 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,200 Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah that I mean, that's all. That's 970 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,320 Speaker 3: all very fucked up. But I do feel the contest 971 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,680 Speaker 3: for most divorced man. Did you ever watch Dragon Ball 972 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,080 Speaker 3: Z as a kid, Jamie. 973 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,680 Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't. No, I didn't. 974 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,400 Speaker 3: Well, there's this thing that the Dragon Ball Z you 975 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,359 Speaker 3: would always do this thing where like you have this 976 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,680 Speaker 3: guy and he's like the most badass person ever that 977 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,359 Speaker 3: everybody has to figure out how to fight, and it's 978 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,919 Speaker 3: this big problem because this is the most terrifying thing 979 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,680 Speaker 3: in the universe. And the next season like there's something 980 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,680 Speaker 3: that's like a thousand times scarier. It's just this like 981 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,000 Speaker 3: power creep kind of thing. I feel like we've all 982 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,640 Speaker 3: been dealing with that with a divorced guy, because divorced 983 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,359 Speaker 3: guy Ben Affleck doesn't even register on the divorced guy. 984 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,839 Speaker 2: Stay in the age of Kanye and Elon. It's really 985 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,719 Speaker 2: divorced and look out because Tom Brady's about to fucking 986 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,520 Speaker 2: hit the world trades. 987 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,320 Speaker 3: Tom Brady's gonna go super sayan diforce. 988 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,640 Speaker 2: It's amazing that is going to a third divorce man 989 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,439 Speaker 2: has hit the world. 990 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:22,919 Speaker 3: It is bad. It's bad incredible. So back to Sam 991 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,880 Speaker 3: Bankman freed right, he is he has just decided to 992 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,359 Speaker 3: get into crypto now the first way to make money 993 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,360 Speaker 3: in crypto that occurred to him because he spends a 994 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,680 Speaker 3: bunch of time looking into the market and he find 995 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,839 Speaker 3: he sees that there's this thing called I think it's 996 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:40,200 Speaker 3: like the the Kimshi Premium or whatever like that. They 997 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,400 Speaker 3: come up with some weird, kind of racist name about it, 998 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,560 Speaker 3: which is basically bitcoin is worth a lot more in 999 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,840 Speaker 3: Japan and Korea than it is in the United States. Right, 1000 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,719 Speaker 3: It's like worth fifteen grand in Japan and Korea and 1001 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 3: it's like ten grand in the United States something like that. 1002 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,920 Speaker 3: Why is that there's a variety of complicated factors. Basically 1003 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,279 Speaker 3: there's a bunch of different laws around banking and who 1004 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,720 Speaker 3: can and cannot hold accounts and execute trades in those areas. 1005 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,880 Speaker 3: That leads to this premium because like normally, if a 1006 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,160 Speaker 3: premium like that, if the markets were kind of accessible 1007 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,280 Speaker 3: to each other, it bitcoin's worth fifteen grand in Asia 1008 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,680 Speaker 3: and ten grand in the US. Then you buy bitcoin 1009 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,440 Speaker 3: in the US and you sell it in Asia and 1010 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:21,000 Speaker 3: you get free money, right, very obvious if you can 1011 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,920 Speaker 3: do But you can't do that because you can't get 1012 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,880 Speaker 3: access to that as an American. You can't like get 1013 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,080 Speaker 3: a Chinese account in order to buy bitcoin there right, 1014 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,080 Speaker 3: or a Korean account or a Japanese account. There's all 1015 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,120 Speaker 3: these laws, so. 1016 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,280 Speaker 2: They can't do like a drinking VPN. 1017 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,480 Speaker 3: No, you can't. You cannot do that, and no one 1018 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,680 Speaker 3: can figure out how to do it. How as a 1019 00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:43,200 Speaker 3: Westerner to sell bitcoin over in these parts of Asia 1020 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,400 Speaker 3: and get that premium right and like just get a 1021 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,200 Speaker 3: bunch of free cash. Sam figures out a way to 1022 00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,640 Speaker 3: do it, which is basically like picking up a pile 1023 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,160 Speaker 3: of free money. Right, if you're buying bitcoin for ten 1024 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,759 Speaker 3: grand and other people want to pay fifteen grand for it, 1025 00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,440 Speaker 3: you're just making cash, right, And primarily the way he 1026 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,240 Speaker 3: does that is through friends in the effective altruism community 1027 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,920 Speaker 3: who are like placed in banks and stuff over in Asia, 1028 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,080 Speaker 3: who like help him figure out how to do this. 1029 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,000 Speaker 3: I'm not going to go into details. They I mean, 1030 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,200 Speaker 3: this fucking dick writing article spends a long time explaining 1031 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,080 Speaker 3: how he figures this out, and it might even have 1032 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,920 Speaker 3: been legal. He may not have broken the law to 1033 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,759 Speaker 3: do this, although it's kind of hard to know because 1034 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,000 Speaker 3: all of this is complicated finance gibberish. 1035 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,239 Speaker 2: By the way, I'm honestly, I'm not getting a word 1036 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:26,480 Speaker 2: of this. 1037 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,600 Speaker 3: If finance guys call this an arbitrage, and it's basically 1038 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,200 Speaker 3: the ideal that if you can, if there's a resource 1039 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,880 Speaker 3: that's worth a bunch more money one place than it 1040 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,080 Speaker 3: is the other place, you buy it where it's cheap, 1041 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,879 Speaker 3: and you sell it where it's expensive, and you get 1042 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:43,359 Speaker 3: free money. Right that makes sense? Yeah? Yeah? If if 1043 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:48,200 Speaker 3: I am James, because if my drug dealer sells me 1044 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:54,200 Speaker 3: ketamine for like forty bucks, a gram, right, and I 1045 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,560 Speaker 3: don't know. At a house party you're hanging out at 1046 00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,600 Speaker 3: a couple of blocks away, somebody gets says that they'd 1047 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,600 Speaker 3: pay seventy dollars a gram for ketamine. You can make 1048 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,279 Speaker 3: thirty free bucks by taking the ketamine you bought for 1049 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,640 Speaker 3: forty bucks and selling it at that other house party, right. 1050 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,120 Speaker 2: Okay, so that was you speaking to me in terms 1051 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,440 Speaker 2: that you would understand. But I do think I got it. 1052 00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ketamine makes everything makes sense. Yeah, so you 1053 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,080 Speaker 3: just gave it to me in Robert speak, I got it. 1054 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,560 Speaker 3: I got it. He makes a shitload of money doing this, 1055 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,360 Speaker 3: and he decides to roll this money into a company 1056 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,040 Speaker 3: which will allow him to hire employees to gamble with 1057 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,319 Speaker 3: cryptocurrency at scale to try and find different fucked up 1058 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:33,879 Speaker 3: little areas like this where they can make a bunch 1059 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,239 Speaker 3: of money by executing trades. He picks members of the 1060 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,520 Speaker 3: EA community as his first employees, including Carolyn Ellison, a 1061 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,279 Speaker 3: former coworker coworker at Jane Street who we will be 1062 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,840 Speaker 3: talking about in a little bit, and Nishad Sing, a 1063 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:51,359 Speaker 3: former Facebook employee Industrial scale dick writer Adam Fisher lets 1064 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,359 Speaker 3: you know that Sing is an incredible almost impossibly good 1065 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,560 Speaker 3: human being by describing him this way. He often wears 1066 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,280 Speaker 3: a T shirt with the words compassionate to the core 1067 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,040 Speaker 3: printed in diminutive all lowercase font over his heart. 1068 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,040 Speaker 2: Do you think that this guy, this writer like just 1069 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,399 Speaker 2: it's at this point, he's on like a bucking bronco. Yeah, 1070 00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,040 Speaker 2: SBF's dick, Like it's just absolutely is. 1071 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,000 Speaker 3: He is fifty percent this guy's dick by weight. It 1072 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,200 Speaker 3: is unbelievable. 1073 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,600 Speaker 2: What does he think is gonna happen for him? 1074 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,359 Speaker 3: He's gotta get paid by Sequoia to write a ten 1075 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,360 Speaker 3: thousand word article that they then pull from their website 1076 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,640 Speaker 3: When it becomes clear this man is a massive financial criminal. 1077 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,080 Speaker 2: He's like, no, my greatest work. 1078 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,000 Speaker 3: It's extremely funny. No, look, I don't know sing, But 1079 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,480 Speaker 3: based on the description that guy gives, I am convinced 1080 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,640 Speaker 3: he's murdered a child with his bare hands. And that 1081 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,759 Speaker 3: is my head cannon for this man. No one else 1082 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:50,359 Speaker 3: would wear that shirt. So these these EA nerds all 1083 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,759 Speaker 3: form a trading firm called Alameda, and in doing so, 1084 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,480 Speaker 3: they came down on one side of probably the biggest 1085 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,319 Speaker 3: split within the crypto community. See the core of the 1086 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,640 Speaker 3: idea that's not bad that exists within cryptocurrency is that 1087 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:09,080 Speaker 3: decent is that centralized state controlled money is like has problems, right, 1088 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,920 Speaker 3: you know, there's things about that that are bad. And 1089 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,440 Speaker 3: it could be cool and useful to be able to 1090 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,040 Speaker 3: separate the money from the state if you could do that, Right, 1091 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,120 Speaker 3: if you could do that in a way that reduced 1092 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,439 Speaker 3: the state's power to like, you know, just lock down 1093 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,000 Speaker 3: the bank accounts of dissidence and stuff like that, there's 1094 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,520 Speaker 3: cool benefits to it. 1095 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,359 Speaker 2: Well, didn't you, Well I just had an idea, what 1096 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,000 Speaker 2: if we did that, but then we gave all the 1097 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,600 Speaker 2: money to one guy. 1098 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:37,799 Speaker 3: Well that's kind of what keeps happening. But also, like 1099 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,480 Speaker 3: SBFS on the other side of this argument, right, because 1100 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,720 Speaker 3: obviously most of the actual benefits of a truly decentralized 1101 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,000 Speaker 3: online currency are just you can buy drugs with it 1102 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,680 Speaker 3: over the internet. But still that is a real value. 1103 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,280 Speaker 3: People do in fact buy drugs using cryptocurrency, and that's fine. 1104 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,839 Speaker 3: And the committed ideological crypto people tend to keep their 1105 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,719 Speaker 3: money off in a wallet only they can access. Right, 1106 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,239 Speaker 3: So you basically you have like a hard drive that 1107 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,080 Speaker 3: has all of your crypto on it and that only 1108 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,520 Speaker 3: touches the internet when you plug that into your computer 1109 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,840 Speaker 3: and you use it to make a transaction, right, and 1110 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,399 Speaker 3: otherwise it's completely offline, and so people can't just take 1111 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:21,000 Speaker 3: it from you, right, right, that's the smart people. This 1112 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,560 Speaker 3: is a pain in the ass though, right, like keeping 1113 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,360 Speaker 3: it in this thing, like there's all these security you 1114 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,600 Speaker 3: can lose your password. People actually do lose their money 1115 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:32,279 Speaker 3: this way too, But anyway, it's there's a measure to 1116 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,200 Speaker 3: which it makes sense and is secure. But most people 1117 00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:36,960 Speaker 3: don't want to go through that pain in the ass, 1118 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,799 Speaker 3: so they put all of their crypto currency in what 1119 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,000 Speaker 3: are effectively crypto banks, these exchanges, and these exchanges are 1120 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,359 Speaker 3: places like mount gox, which a few years ago all 1121 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,439 Speaker 3: of the money got stolen from, and ftx, which Sam 1122 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,759 Speaker 3: Bankman Freed makes, which also all of the money gets 1123 00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,360 Speaker 3: stolen from. Right. So the people who are like, no, 1124 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,839 Speaker 3: you shouldn't do what Sam is doing. You shouldn't make 1125 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,239 Speaker 3: an exchange because that's not decentralized. And we like this 1126 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,879 Speaker 3: because it's decent realized, they are the ones who get 1127 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:07,239 Speaker 3: robbed less often because they're a little smarter. And that's 1128 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,799 Speaker 3: part of the point these exchanges. They're meant for people 1129 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:14,000 Speaker 3: who don't see crypto actually is like, well, I want 1130 00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,880 Speaker 3: to fight the state by removing my money from the 1131 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,440 Speaker 3: banking system. Therefore, people who are like I want to 1132 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,399 Speaker 3: try to get rich quick by gambling, right, And that's 1133 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,120 Speaker 3: why those people are also the most vulnerable to scams. 1134 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,760 Speaker 2: Robert, anytime you explain crypto with me to me, even 1135 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,360 Speaker 2: though I know I need to understand it for the 1136 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,640 Speaker 2: context of the episode, I just feel like I'm in 1137 00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,520 Speaker 2: a corner at a house party and I'm holding a 1138 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,880 Speaker 2: clammy bud light and it's mostly empty, and you're like, 1139 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,000 Speaker 2: just one more thing though, because I. 1140 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,040 Speaker 3: Mean, the important thing to understand is that what Sam 1141 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:48,120 Speaker 3: has done so crypto is like unregulated, right, it is 1142 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,879 Speaker 3: detached from any state, Okay, which is why people like it. 1143 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,799 Speaker 3: Which is why people like it. Yes, Sam has What 1144 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,640 Speaker 3: Sam has done is come in and he's not the 1145 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,439 Speaker 3: first person in them pushon to do this and said 1146 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,719 Speaker 3: I have built a place where you can keep all 1147 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,359 Speaker 3: of your crypto and you can trade it with other 1148 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,760 Speaker 3: crypto to try to make money the same way people 1149 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,320 Speaker 3: do with the stock market, right. 1150 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,760 Speaker 2: Where it is more secure. 1151 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,240 Speaker 3: No, because here's the thing, Jamie. He says, it's secure, 1152 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,840 Speaker 3: but here's the thing. So you know how the banking system, 1153 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,360 Speaker 3: how banks used to just go bust and everyone would 1154 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,080 Speaker 3: lose their money and it caused a great depression. You 1155 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,360 Speaker 3: get that part of the history of finance, right. 1156 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one of the characters from Titanic killed themselves over. 1157 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,680 Speaker 3: That, exactly. Exactly, So that was a big problem, and 1158 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:33,240 Speaker 3: we developed a bunch of regulations. So that other thing 1159 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,840 Speaker 3: I know it is but Robert, So, what Sam has 1160 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,600 Speaker 3: done is he's built a bank that has none of 1161 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,680 Speaker 3: that so that people can gamble on the internet. Right, Okay, 1162 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:44,120 Speaker 3: so so great depression. Yeah, got it, Yeah, got it exactly. 1163 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,200 Speaker 3: That's all you need to understand is that Sam has 1164 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:51,840 Speaker 3: built a big, unregulated bank for people to gamble with. Yeah. Anyway, 1165 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,360 Speaker 3: and this is this is it is. It could not 1166 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,880 Speaker 3: have been clearer that this was a Ponzi scheme. In 1167 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,640 Speaker 3: twenty eighteen, they put out an advertisement to investors, and 1168 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,760 Speaker 3: I'm going to read it right now. I think you'll 1169 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:07,000 Speaker 3: be like, we offer one investment product, fifteen percent annualized 1170 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,880 Speaker 3: fixed rate loans. We can accept both fiat and crypto 1171 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,360 Speaker 3: and can pay interest denominated in either. These loans have 1172 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,000 Speaker 3: no downside. We guarantee full payment the principle and interest 1173 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,120 Speaker 3: enforceable under US law and established by all parties legal counsel. 1174 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,800 Speaker 3: We are extremely confident we will pay this amount in 1175 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,640 Speaker 3: the unlikely case where we lose more than two percent. Anyway, Again, 1176 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,960 Speaker 3: I'm not a finance expert. Neither of you, Jamie banks 1177 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,840 Speaker 3: offer like a three percent return on like a fucking 1178 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,800 Speaker 3: if you're like putting a pilot cash in a bank 1179 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,320 Speaker 3: and you're getting three percent back, you're doing okay, fifteen 1180 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,040 Speaker 3: percent nonsense that nobody, no one can guarantee that it's 1181 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,680 Speaker 3: not a real product. 1182 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,280 Speaker 2: I was pretty struck by their use of the like 1183 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,800 Speaker 2: which like, we're pretty confident we're gonna be able to 1184 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,919 Speaker 2: play it sounds like it such a sounds like someone 1185 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,640 Speaker 2: who is not actually very confident. 1186 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,600 Speaker 3: And also if this is if you are, if you 1187 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,400 Speaker 3: are investing in a in the stock market, right and 1188 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,720 Speaker 3: someone says this investment has no downside, it's impossible for 1189 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,920 Speaker 3: it to fail. That person's lying to you and breaking 1190 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,720 Speaker 3: the law because it could and often does. 1191 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,520 Speaker 2: Oh right, because then you're just you're you're making an 1192 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,080 Speaker 2: almost guaranteed false problems. 1193 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,920 Speaker 3: Ye, yes, you cannot do You cannot say this stock 1194 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,760 Speaker 3: can't go down. Right, If you're a stockbroker, you cannot 1195 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,440 Speaker 3: tell a client it is impossible for your investment in 1196 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,080 Speaker 3: this company to fail, because that would be a crime. 1197 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:27,840 Speaker 3: But with crypto. 1198 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,720 Speaker 2: With crypto, it's uncharted territory, territory. 1199 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,280 Speaker 3: You can do anything. This is also a Ponzi scheme, right. 1200 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,240 Speaker 3: What what I'm what fucking made Off was doing is 1201 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,120 Speaker 3: he had this investment portfolio that was I forget with 1202 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,120 Speaker 3: the exact but it was promising an unbelievably high return 1203 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,760 Speaker 3: and guaranteeing that people would get it right. And what 1204 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,360 Speaker 3: he was doing is as new people put money into 1205 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,680 Speaker 3: the investment, he was using their money to pay the 1206 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:56,120 Speaker 3: old investors so that nobody noticed that things were fucking up. 1207 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,080 Speaker 3: But eventually new people stopped putting money into the thing 1208 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,840 Speaker 3: and it all fell apart. A lot of people lost 1209 01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,960 Speaker 3: billions of dollars, right, like, yeah, I'm back. He was 1210 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,120 Speaker 3: also using a lot of that money to live, you know, 1211 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,360 Speaker 3: an incredibly lavish rich guy live anyway. 1212 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,800 Speaker 2: Sorry, I only understand financial concepts when Selena Gomez breaks 1213 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,440 Speaker 2: the fourth wall and explains it to me. 1214 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,200 Speaker 3: I'm doing my best to be your Selena Gomez, But. 1215 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,960 Speaker 1: Do you know who Selena Gomez is. 1216 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's that chick from the thing Nailed It. 1217 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,520 Speaker 2: She's she's kind of in the middle of a fun 1218 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,400 Speaker 2: scandal right now where she's in a feud with someone 1219 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:35,920 Speaker 2: who donated her a kidney, which is a very funny 1220 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:36,640 Speaker 2: online feard. 1221 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,720 Speaker 3: Do you get feud with that person? 1222 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,640 Speaker 2: Because she Okay, if you asked Robert, this is something 1223 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,480 Speaker 2: I can explain to you this so, so what happened 1224 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,560 Speaker 2: was Selena Gomez needed a kidney donated her close friend 1225 01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,040 Speaker 2: who works in the industry, and I don't know who it was, 1226 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,040 Speaker 2: but I yues she's like sort of famous, gave her 1227 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,240 Speaker 2: a kidney a couple of years ago. Then Selena Gomez 1228 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,080 Speaker 2: turns around a couple weeks ago and says, I have 1229 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,720 Speaker 2: no friends in the industry except Taylor Swift incomes her 1230 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,919 Speaker 2: kidney donor, being like, oh, that's interesting because I'm one 1231 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Speaker 2: kidney lighter dude, Like, I'm not quoting it, but yeah. 1232 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,200 Speaker 2: And then and then Selena instead of polizing, Selena Gomez 1233 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,960 Speaker 2: is like, oh, sorry, I didn't thank every person I've 1234 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,040 Speaker 2: ever met in my life. 1235 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, Selena, she did give you a kidney. 1236 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a special kind of friend. You guys, weren't 1237 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,960 Speaker 2: just like drinking buddies. She literally gave you a kidney, 1238 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:31,960 Speaker 2: and that she did. 1239 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,000 Speaker 3: She did the thing that you would use as like 1240 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,120 Speaker 3: a joking description of someone who'd done a lot for you, 1241 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,960 Speaker 3: to like, like to hyperbolically say that you owed them 1242 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,200 Speaker 3: a lot, you know. 1243 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,520 Speaker 2: Who's done and implying that Taylor Swift has done more 1244 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,280 Speaker 2: for you than your kidney donor is. So I just 1245 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,120 Speaker 2: think it's the funniest feed of all time. All Right, 1246 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,960 Speaker 2: we were talking about a cryptocurrency. 1247 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:59,520 Speaker 3: We weren't. We were talking about let's get back to cryptocurrency, Okay, 1248 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:04,760 Speaker 3: So to talk about what came next after establishing Alameda, 1249 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,000 Speaker 3: I'm going to quote again from that Sequoia write up. 1250 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,720 Speaker 3: At this point mid twenty nineteen, SBF decided to double 1251 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,040 Speaker 3: down again and scratch his own itch. He would bet 1252 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,280 Speaker 3: Alameda's multimillion dollar trading profits on a new venture, a 1253 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:21,600 Speaker 3: trading exchange called FTX. It would combine coinbases, solid stole 1254 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,480 Speaker 3: it regulation loving approach with the kinds of derivatives being 1255 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,040 Speaker 3: offered by Binance and others. He only gave himself a 1256 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,160 Speaker 3: twenty percent chance of success, but In his mind, SBF 1257 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,040 Speaker 3: needed extreme risk to maximize the expected value of his 1258 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:35,920 Speaker 3: lifetime earnings, and therefore the good his earned to give 1259 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,200 Speaker 3: strategy could do. The Fact that he was, by his 1260 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,280 Speaker 3: own lights overwhelmingly likely to fail was besides the point. 1261 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,640 Speaker 3: The point was this, when SBF multiplied out billions of 1262 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,680 Speaker 3: dollars a year a successful cryptocurrency exchange could throw off 1263 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,720 Speaker 3: by his self assessed twenty percent chance of successfully building one, 1264 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,960 Speaker 3: the number was still huge. That's the expected value. And 1265 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,920 Speaker 3: if you live your life according to the same principles 1266 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:58,000 Speaker 3: by which you'd trade an asset, there's only one way 1267 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,800 Speaker 3: forward you calculate the expected value use than aim for 1268 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,320 Speaker 3: the largest one, because in one, but just one alternate 1269 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,560 Speaker 3: future universe, everything works out fabulously. To maximize your expected value, 1270 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,680 Speaker 3: you must aim for it and then march blindly forth, 1271 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,120 Speaker 3: acting as if the fabulously LUCKYSBF of the future can 1272 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,480 Speaker 3: reach into the other parallel universes and compensate the fail 1273 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:19,880 Speaker 3: soun sbfs for their losses. It sounds crazy, perhaps I've 1274 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,160 Speaker 3: been selfish, but it's not. It's math. It follows the 1275 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,600 Speaker 3: principle of risk neutrality. Yes, it actually is crazy. That's 1276 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:30,720 Speaker 3: not math. I'm sorry, that's actually not math math, but. 1277 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,680 Speaker 2: That was a lot of words all at once. That 1278 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:37,800 Speaker 2: is like, oh my god, the spiraling logic is this. 1279 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,440 Speaker 3: You are using hundreds of words and high minded bullshit 1280 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,200 Speaker 3: rhetoric to be like gambling is the best way to 1281 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:48,320 Speaker 3: make money. 1282 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,840 Speaker 2: Used fabulously three times in one sentence. 1283 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you know who. I've heard this basic argument 1284 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:57,000 Speaker 3: from my friend's drunken Las Vegas explaining what they're trying 1285 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,520 Speaker 3: to play at the craps. 1286 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,240 Speaker 2: Why they don't want me to leave the little horsey game. 1287 01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,680 Speaker 2: This is something. Yeah, someone's like, no, don't leave the 1288 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,200 Speaker 2: sex in the city slot machine. 1289 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:09,480 Speaker 3: And you want to hear my mathematical thinking on gambling, 1290 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,160 Speaker 3: Jamie loftus, because this will make more sense than anything 1291 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,520 Speaker 3: that happens in the Sequoia article. Okay, when I go 1292 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,000 Speaker 3: to Las Vegas, I find me the penny slots where 1293 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,560 Speaker 3: I can see the most waitresses walking around with those 1294 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,480 Speaker 3: little trays that they have the drinks and stuff on. 1295 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,080 Speaker 3: Then I sit down at them, and I don't start 1296 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,920 Speaker 3: to play until one gets close to me, and then 1297 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,840 Speaker 3: I press the button as soon as she walks past, 1298 01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,480 Speaker 3: and I like, catch your attention, and then I get 1299 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,080 Speaker 3: a free drink, And the way that it works out 1300 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,160 Speaker 3: is that as long as I can get more free 1301 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:40,080 Speaker 3: drinks than I'm spending at the penny slots, and mostly 1302 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,120 Speaker 3: I'm just reading a book and hiding it while I'm 1303 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:43,600 Speaker 3: at the penny slots, and I only press it when 1304 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:44,440 Speaker 3: the waitress gets near. 1305 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,560 Speaker 2: Please, then like the other Vegas guys. 1306 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,600 Speaker 3: I can drink effectively for free. Right, it works out 1307 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,760 Speaker 3: to be like twenty five cents a drink if you're 1308 01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:55,440 Speaker 3: really smart about it. That is my financial advice to 1309 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,760 Speaker 3: all of you. I do respect that how you make 1310 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,800 Speaker 3: it even better. I used to go with a bag 1311 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,880 Speaker 3: because when I was poor. What I would do is 1312 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,680 Speaker 3: I would go to Vegas once every couple of years, 1313 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,120 Speaker 3: usually for work, and I would get all the free drinks, 1314 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:09,000 Speaker 3: which came in glasses a lot of the time, and 1315 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,000 Speaker 3: I would keep the glasses, and so I was able 1316 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,480 Speaker 3: to furnish my apartment with stolen Las Vegas glasses. 1317 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,560 Speaker 2: Love stealing glasses. I've seen my fair share of glasses 1318 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,360 Speaker 2: and seatimes. 1319 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,480 Speaker 3: I would get up to the floors where there were 1320 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,680 Speaker 3: the nicer hotel rooms, and I would find all the 1321 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,040 Speaker 3: people who'd set out their plates and stuff from like 1322 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:27,200 Speaker 3: room service, and I would just take those and take 1323 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:28,320 Speaker 3: them back to my house. 1324 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,080 Speaker 2: I respect that I'm trying to think. I was like, 1325 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,240 Speaker 2: I don't have a real system for well. Actually, when 1326 01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:37,080 Speaker 2: I go to Vegas, I always stay at the hotel 1327 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,240 Speaker 2: with a roller coaster on top. And here's what I do. 1328 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,880 Speaker 2: I go on the roller coaster once, sometimes twice. Then 1329 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:46,040 Speaker 2: I go see one show. Usually it's horrible. The last 1330 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,840 Speaker 2: time I went to see the Backstreet Boys and guess what, 1331 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,160 Speaker 2: I found out one of the Battery Boys is in QAnon. 1332 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,920 Speaker 2: And then I got bummed up from this. It was 1333 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:55,600 Speaker 2: a realm. 1334 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,760 Speaker 3: The point I want to make, Jamie is that what 1335 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,720 Speaker 3: I just described to you, my Vegas strategy has made 1336 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:06,040 Speaker 3: me infinite, infinitely more money and net profit than Samuel 1337 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:09,240 Speaker 3: Bankman Freed is actually going to make in crypto curts. 1338 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:15,840 Speaker 2: Oh fun foreshadowing. Yes, So you never hang out near 1339 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,200 Speaker 2: waitresses though, because he's probably afraid of women. 1340 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:20,440 Speaker 3: He's probably afraid of them. But I am fine with 1341 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,360 Speaker 3: asking women for a free drink as long as I'm 1342 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,640 Speaker 3: paying at the penny slots, you know, so it's not weird. 1343 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:26,000 Speaker 1: Wow. 1344 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,560 Speaker 2: Feminist icon Robert Kon. 1345 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:32,480 Speaker 3: Robert Evans getting those, getting those shitty Vegas Irish copies 1346 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,000 Speaker 3: because they come in the glasses I want. 1347 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,960 Speaker 2: Those are nasty, but I like the glasses they used 1348 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,840 Speaker 2: to come in. They do have, I know, but then 1349 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:42,280 Speaker 2: there's the consequence of having the drink. What's inside? 1350 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,919 Speaker 3: Well, you know, Jamie, that's why they call me a hero. 1351 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,160 Speaker 3: Nobody the Mahatma Gandhi of the West. They call me 1352 01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,840 Speaker 3: the Jesus Christ. Podcasting, these are all things people don't know. 1353 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,800 Speaker 2: If you're gonna lie, make it realistic, James. 1354 01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:03,280 Speaker 3: So anyway, let's continue. I'm like, yeah, I think it's 1355 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,880 Speaker 3: hard to justify being risk averse on your own personal 1356 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,520 Speaker 3: impact at impact, SBF told me when I quized him 1357 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,200 Speaker 3: about it, unless you're doing it for personal reasons. In 1358 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,760 Speaker 3: other words, it's selfish not to go for broke if 1359 01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:17,040 Speaker 3: you're planning on giving it all away in the end. Anyway, again, 1360 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:22,440 Speaker 3: just clownshit. So all of this is a con spoiler, 1361 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:23,960 Speaker 3: so you don't have to think that much about it. 1362 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,160 Speaker 3: In a recent series of text messages with a Vox journalist, 1363 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,120 Speaker 3: after his entire exchange exploded and everyone found out he 1364 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,800 Speaker 3: was a financial criminal, Sam Bankman freed more or less 1365 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,720 Speaker 3: admitted that everything he'd had to say about effective altruism 1366 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,200 Speaker 3: was a con meant to get people to trust him 1367 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,800 Speaker 3: and invest in his company. And I'm going to read 1368 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,320 Speaker 3: the texts. Yeah, I'm going to read the texts to 1369 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,440 Speaker 3: you between him and this journalist who, by the way, 1370 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,400 Speaker 3: he put money in the box, so he helped fund 1371 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,240 Speaker 3: this journalist. 1372 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:49,640 Speaker 2: Wow. 1373 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,240 Speaker 3: So the ethics stuff, this is the journalist. So the 1374 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,120 Speaker 3: ethics stuff mostly affront people will like you if you 1375 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,600 Speaker 3: win and hate you if you lose, and that's how 1376 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,920 Speaker 3: it all really works. Sam, Yeah, I mean that's not 1377 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,880 Speaker 3: all of it, but it's a lot. The worst quadrant 1378 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:06,120 Speaker 3: is sketchy and lose. The best is win plus question 1379 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,560 Speaker 3: mark question mark question mark clean plus lose is bad 1380 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:13,160 Speaker 3: but not terrible. He also misspells terrible, but whatever. The 1381 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,840 Speaker 3: journalist then replies, you were really good at talking about 1382 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,800 Speaker 3: ethics for someone who kind of saw it all as 1383 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,920 Speaker 3: a game with winners and losers. Yeah, he he. I 1384 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,680 Speaker 3: had to be what it's what reputations are made of. 1385 01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,120 Speaker 3: To some extent, I feel bad for those who get 1386 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:30,000 Speaker 3: fucked by it. But this dumb game we woke Westerners play, 1387 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,240 Speaker 3: where we all say the right shibboleths, and so everyone 1388 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,040 Speaker 3: likes us and that's the actual truth here, right, That's 1389 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,040 Speaker 3: the thing that's honest about it. It's like, hey man, 1390 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,640 Speaker 3: it was all of this talk for everyone. That's the 1391 01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,439 Speaker 3: entire this miss Castle motherfucker. The only reason his effective 1392 01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:46,280 Speaker 3: altruism thing exists as a funded thing is a is 1393 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,200 Speaker 3: a fucking shibballeth for billionaires who don't want to pay 1394 01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:51,960 Speaker 3: taxes and want to let the world crumble around them, 1395 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,960 Speaker 3: will sucking as much value out of the working class 1396 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,080 Speaker 3: as they can, and want to pretend like they're heroes 1397 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,040 Speaker 3: at the same time so that people write their dicks 1398 01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,840 Speaker 3: and articles like that fucking sequoia piece. 1399 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:05,320 Speaker 2: That absolutely fucking ridiculous text actually is like a very 1400 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:06,400 Speaker 2: important document. 1401 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,799 Speaker 3: It's incredibly important. It's deeply crucial. 1402 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,280 Speaker 2: I hate that there is such a crucial document that 1403 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,080 Speaker 2: also includes he he in it. 1404 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing to be done about that one, Jamie. 1405 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,200 Speaker 2: Look, it doesn't feel good, but you know, our previous 1406 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:23,479 Speaker 2: most important document to that effect was an im that said, haha, 1407 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,720 Speaker 2: So a text with he he is kind of the 1408 01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:29,559 Speaker 2: logical progression that is fascinating. Do you have any insight 1409 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,599 Speaker 2: into like why he would so freely admit that now. 1410 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,160 Speaker 3: I don't actually one of two things has to be happening, 1411 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:38,799 Speaker 3: because again the spoilers, this all falls apart. His exchange 1412 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,360 Speaker 3: goes from worth thirty two billion dollars to worth basically 1413 01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,880 Speaker 3: zero dollars in the space literally in my head. 1414 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:44,759 Speaker 2: Anytime you say. 1415 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:48,880 Speaker 3: Like twenty four hours this happens. His net worth falls 1416 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:52,240 Speaker 3: ninety four percent in a day, like it is it 1417 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,240 Speaker 3: all it collect because they realize that all of the 1418 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,320 Speaker 3: money is gone, that he'd been taking money from one 1419 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,519 Speaker 3: business and using to gamble in another and also to 1420 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,639 Speaker 3: pay him and his friends, and all of the money 1421 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:03,040 Speaker 3: that the investors had put in when they tried to 1422 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,040 Speaker 3: withdraw it, like their money that was supposed to be 1423 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:08,679 Speaker 3: in there on paper, none of the money existed because 1424 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:13,639 Speaker 3: again he'd stolen it. Anyway, the context of this article 1425 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,839 Speaker 3: makes it clear that he felt like, I don't know whatever. 1426 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,240 Speaker 3: This was all a confidence game, right, That's the key 1427 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,920 Speaker 3: all of this could work. And the balance she's because 1428 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,720 Speaker 3: people were looking at their balance sheet. I'm making money. 1429 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,639 Speaker 3: I'm making money, the returns are great, and that money 1430 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,160 Speaker 3: existed on paper until they tried to take it out, 1431 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,599 Speaker 3: because then it actually wasn't there because he had already 1432 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:34,960 Speaker 3: frittered it away. It's a confidence game, and we have 1433 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,439 Speaker 3: an you know that's the way it actually worked. We 1434 01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:40,880 Speaker 3: also know and this is all still coming out, so 1435 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,120 Speaker 3: I'm not going to get too much into it, but 1436 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,240 Speaker 3: we know that he had FTX loan himself. Sam bakmanfried 1437 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:48,920 Speaker 3: about a billion dollars, Like his paper value was like 1438 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:52,080 Speaker 3: twenty two billion, but he gave himself basically a billion 1439 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:56,120 Speaker 3: dollars in other people's money, although he may have gambled 1440 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,599 Speaker 3: that away. It's really unclear how much money he actually 1441 01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:59,960 Speaker 3: has liquid at the moment. 1442 01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:02,759 Speaker 2: Do we think he has any. 1443 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:07,240 Speaker 3: I have no idea either. Either he was like actually 1444 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:09,599 Speaker 3: a gambling addict and a narcissist and he really did 1445 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,799 Speaker 3: lose it all or this was a con from the beginning, 1446 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,880 Speaker 3: knowing it would all collapse, and he got as much 1447 01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:15,080 Speaker 3: as he could out of it, and he's going to 1448 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,680 Speaker 3: wind up someplace without extradition, right like, and that was 1449 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:18,120 Speaker 3: the goal. 1450 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,800 Speaker 2: If you ask me a couple of years ago, I 1451 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,560 Speaker 2: would have said it's the latter. But I feel like 1452 01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:24,000 Speaker 2: the last couple of years have demonstrated so often that 1453 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,479 Speaker 2: like people are just straight up not smart and don't 1454 01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:29,000 Speaker 2: have a plan, and it is all a narcissist shell game. 1455 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,439 Speaker 3: It's very it's Unwow, you're at the moment. I'm going 1456 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,200 Speaker 3: to read you some things at the end here and 1457 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,960 Speaker 3: you can kind of make your anyway whatever. So after 1458 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,920 Speaker 3: you know, starting FTX, the company moves to Hong Kong 1459 01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:42,880 Speaker 3: and then the Bahamas and they use they buy these 1460 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,400 Speaker 3: very like a thirty nine million dollar manch that he 1461 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,559 Speaker 3: lives in with his friends using FTX tokens, which is 1462 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:51,880 Speaker 3: like internal cash that his company issues based on the 1463 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,479 Speaker 3: perceived value of the company. 1464 01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,800 Speaker 2: They don't know how many rooms is that. 1465 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,800 Speaker 3: It's help a shitload and they're able to buy it 1466 01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,920 Speaker 3: because everything's like their paper on paper. They've gone from 1467 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:04,320 Speaker 3: nothing to worth thirty two billion dollars and like a 1468 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:08,080 Speaker 3: year or two and these these idiot like property owners 1469 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,720 Speaker 3: and the Bahamas are like, well, clearly, the best thing 1470 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,240 Speaker 3: we could do is buy this building using the fake 1471 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,840 Speaker 3: money they created for their own company that they tell 1472 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,519 Speaker 3: us is worth a lot of money. This is worth it. 1473 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:25,479 Speaker 3: So since everything collapsed, some people that SBF had like 1474 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,840 Speaker 3: reached out to as early investors have commented about why 1475 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,240 Speaker 3: they didn't invest in this company in the early days, 1476 01:12:31,479 --> 01:12:33,479 Speaker 3: and most of them it's because, like what they could 1477 01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,680 Speaker 3: see of his investments, the tens of millions that he 1478 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,400 Speaker 3: promised to charities in the long positions in risky cryptocurrent 1479 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,280 Speaker 3: companies didn't make sense. They would look at like the 1480 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,000 Speaker 3: things he was buying with the company assets and the 1481 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,320 Speaker 3: things that like he was investing in and be like, well, 1482 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,640 Speaker 3: there's no way he could have that kind of liquidity. 1483 01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,479 Speaker 3: If this is a legitimate exchange, right, he can't have 1484 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,559 Speaker 3: that kind of cash on hand. It doesn't make any sense. 1485 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:58,759 Speaker 2: Rich fucking assholes always telling themselves like that, Yeah, that's funny. 1486 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:00,760 Speaker 3: And what's funny is that, like I found one of 1487 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,680 Speaker 3: these guys who like, yeah, I didn't invest because I 1488 01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:05,000 Speaker 3: could tell it was a con and then was like, 1489 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,160 Speaker 3: but I didn't tell anybody because I didn't want to 1490 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:07,840 Speaker 3: get yelled at. 1491 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:18,439 Speaker 2: That's unfortunately. I do see myself a statement where I 1492 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,559 Speaker 2: was like, oh, someone might be someone might send me 1493 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:21,439 Speaker 2: a rude text. 1494 01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:23,800 Speaker 3: I guess I will this. 1495 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:29,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, it's very goofy bullshit. I don't know. 1496 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,880 Speaker 3: I'll tell you one thing, Jamie. He's a spineless guy 1497 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:33,200 Speaker 3: who still has his fucking money. 1498 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:39,200 Speaker 2: Wow, you're in love with him? That's what? Wow? 1499 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:43,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know whatever. It's the finance industry. They're all ghouls, 1500 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:48,679 Speaker 3: sools from what we can actually tell now, because again 1501 01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:54,200 Speaker 3: this fucking captain Dick Writer, the bad writer, Like, I 1502 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,200 Speaker 3: have to read you another quote that I didn't have 1503 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,280 Speaker 3: in my script to give you an idea of just 1504 01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:03,000 Speaker 3: how much he fucking how much he loves SBF. Here's 1505 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:09,080 Speaker 3: a quote from him. Okay, yeah, this is this is 1506 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:13,720 Speaker 3: actually Jamie. Oh boy, this is when, this is when, 1507 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,840 Speaker 3: this is when, this is when the writer Captain Dick 1508 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,000 Speaker 3: Rider is hanging out with him in the Bahamas at 1509 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:20,519 Speaker 3: his office. 1510 01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,240 Speaker 2: Quote he's like, what have we kissed? 1511 01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,880 Speaker 3: Sensing an opportunity for connection, I chip in with my 1512 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:30,280 Speaker 3: own two satoshi, which is two cents but a bitcoin term. 1513 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:33,679 Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm going to walk into the ocean. Wow. Okay. 1514 01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:36,800 Speaker 3: I don't pay any attention to social media, not because 1515 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,840 Speaker 3: I have any moral case against it, I say, but 1516 01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,559 Speaker 3: because for me, reading books is the highest bandwidth way 1517 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,000 Speaker 3: I know to get quality information into my brain, which 1518 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:47,000 Speaker 3: just craves the stimulation I'm addicted to reading, which explains 1519 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,479 Speaker 3: how I ended up being a writer. Oh yeah, said 1520 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:53,160 Speaker 3: SBS says SBF, I would never read a book. I'm 1521 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:57,439 Speaker 3: not sure what to say. I've read. I hate them 1522 01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,840 Speaker 3: both because I'm not sure what to say. I read 1523 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,840 Speaker 3: a a week for my entire adult life, and I 1524 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:05,280 Speaker 3: have written three of my own. I'm very skeptical of books. 1525 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:07,320 Speaker 3: I don't want to say no book is ever worth reading, 1526 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,519 Speaker 3: but I actually do believe something pretty close to that 1527 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,120 Speaker 3: explains SBF. I think if you wrote a book, you 1528 01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:14,240 Speaker 3: fucked up, and it should have been a six paragraph 1529 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,440 Speaker 3: blog post. 1530 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,560 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, guy's writing a ten thousand word article, writing a 1531 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:24,439 Speaker 2: stick that he will not read. It's like two guys 1532 01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:26,320 Speaker 2: whose heads are made out of rocks, just on like 1533 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,000 Speaker 2: clonking against each other repeatedly. 1534 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,920 Speaker 3: Just wait, Jamie, Jamie. It has it hasn't gotten as 1535 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:36,320 Speaker 3: bad as it's going to get. Oh no, whatever the case, 1536 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:40,040 Speaker 3: I hate books. Whatever the case, I find myself sad 1537 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,120 Speaker 3: for the man, and it occurs to me that my 1538 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:45,320 Speaker 3: reaction is exactly what might be expected from a beta. 1539 01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:50,519 Speaker 3: In the Brave New World, Crypto is creating whoa how 1540 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:52,920 Speaker 3: can you write that and not leap off the top 1541 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:53,519 Speaker 3: of a building? 1542 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:57,479 Speaker 2: He literally self identified as a beta to and. 1543 01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:00,320 Speaker 3: Also like What I love about this is just like, well, 1544 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,360 Speaker 3: we have to take it. We have to take it 1545 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,720 Speaker 3: as given that Crypto is creating a brave new world 1546 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,839 Speaker 3: and none of us has any choice in that. It's inevitable, 1547 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,800 Speaker 3: it's unstoppable, it's going to dominate everything, which is. 1548 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,760 Speaker 2: Like capitulate to our bb boo boob overlords. 1549 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:15,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think again, what I wonder does he think? 1550 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,919 Speaker 3: I think? Wouldn't someone with IQ points to spare realize 1551 01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:21,840 Speaker 3: that dismissing books, all books is essentially worthless? Might rile 1552 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:24,400 Speaker 3: a writer? Was he playing with me? Is this fun? 1553 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,679 Speaker 3: Is this humor? I'm satisfied with my meta analysis until 1554 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,040 Speaker 3: I realized that one can always increment the level of 1555 01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,880 Speaker 3: strategic play in this sort of game. It's like poker. 1556 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,160 Speaker 3: Level one is just thinking about how to strengthen your 1557 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,600 Speaker 3: own hand. Level two is thinking about what your opponent's 1558 01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:39,799 Speaker 3: hand is. Level three is thinking about what your opponent 1559 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,360 Speaker 3: thinks your hand is, and so on. And since SBF 1560 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:45,360 Speaker 3: is obviously a genius, I should simply assume that compared 1561 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,800 Speaker 3: with me, SBF will always be playing at level N 1562 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:50,640 Speaker 3: plus one, which was which makes my analysis of the 1563 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:54,160 Speaker 3: intent behind SBF's books for losers idea spiral into infinity 1564 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,400 Speaker 3: and crash like a computer. 1565 01:16:57,479 --> 01:16:59,520 Speaker 2: Is how you write about me and your diary. 1566 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,720 Speaker 3: No, Jamie, because you know, do you know what the 1567 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,920 Speaker 3: only ethical speaking of ethics, you know what, if you 1568 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:09,080 Speaker 3: think this way about conversations, the ethical thing to do 1569 01:17:09,479 --> 01:17:12,360 Speaker 3: is fill your pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean. 1570 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,639 Speaker 2: Wow, you're wolfing this guy. 1571 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:20,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, I absolutely am him and Sam Bankman Freed. I 1572 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:22,160 Speaker 3: could not hate these people more. 1573 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:26,200 Speaker 2: I mean, they're both there. There's never been two wronger 1574 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,839 Speaker 2: people having a conversation. 1575 01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:30,120 Speaker 3: And of course it came out. He's just like, well, 1576 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,719 Speaker 3: obviously he's a genius. We have to assume that because 1577 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,559 Speaker 3: he became a billionaire. And he's like, no, he was 1578 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:35,600 Speaker 3: never a billionaire. 1579 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,320 Speaker 2: Saying his defense, that's math. 1580 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:40,479 Speaker 3: He did think that's a balance sheet. Like we've now 1581 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,760 Speaker 3: gotten access because he had to like go to the 1582 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:45,559 Speaker 3: bankruptcy and step down. So like now there's a caretaker 1583 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,439 Speaker 3: trying to get people's money out of the company, and 1584 01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:49,680 Speaker 3: we know shit, like we've seen the Excel files where 1585 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:52,240 Speaker 3: they kept their financial records, and it's him being like 1586 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,479 Speaker 3: this is basically bullshit, Like sorry about this, we fucked 1587 01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:58,240 Speaker 3: this up. We weren't actually keeping records here the company 1588 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:02,639 Speaker 3: balance sheet. There was no counting department people would file 1589 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,719 Speaker 3: their like like when they would spend hundreds and tens 1590 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,760 Speaker 3: and hundreds of millions of dollars in things, they would 1591 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,120 Speaker 3: just message each other on signal about it to get 1592 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,800 Speaker 3: approval and had deleted messages on So there's actually like 1593 01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:16,559 Speaker 3: no record of a lot of the accounting. They did 1594 01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:19,320 Speaker 3: at one point hire and outside accounting firm to handle 1595 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:22,080 Speaker 3: their accounting of this thirty two billion dollar company, and 1596 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,120 Speaker 3: the firm they hired is the first. It bills itself 1597 01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,679 Speaker 3: as the only metaverse based accounting firm. 1598 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:30,560 Speaker 2: Oh god his. 1599 01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:33,639 Speaker 3: The accounting firm for this thirty two billion dollar company 1600 01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:37,960 Speaker 3: exists entirely within a crypto themed video game called decentral Land. 1601 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:44,160 Speaker 2: It is so fuck You're stupid with everything you're saying. Okay, 1602 01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:46,519 Speaker 2: so this is really this is bad and this feels 1603 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:52,920 Speaker 2: bad to hear. I have a question, Yes, Jamie, who 1604 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,439 Speaker 2: is I guess because I am I am kind of 1605 01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,599 Speaker 2: back in in Lozsey holmes Land, because that whole lasts. 1606 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:02,200 Speaker 2: I mean, like departments that should be you know, taking 1607 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:05,960 Speaker 2: care of shit don't even exist, which is very Farohose 1608 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:12,519 Speaker 2: adjacent to me. Yeah, Fernosian, if you will, As we've 1609 01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,840 Speaker 2: both written books, we can just make up for Yeah, of. 1610 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,559 Speaker 3: Course, Yeah, that's that's mostly what writing a book is. 1611 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:18,080 Speaker 3: For sure. 1612 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,720 Speaker 2: I view myself as the beta of this conversation, and 1613 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:25,800 Speaker 2: so I feel comfortable asking you, Robert, who is ultimately 1614 01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:30,120 Speaker 2: affected by this? Like what is the like trickle down 1615 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:37,240 Speaker 2: of this? What happens? Is it just other rich assholes 1616 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,840 Speaker 2: or does it affect regular Like does it affect. 1617 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:45,479 Speaker 3: Probably there will presumably be some here's the thing, and 1618 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,040 Speaker 3: here is why there's that lawsuit against like Larry David 1619 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,640 Speaker 3: and all those other guys who appeared in the FTX. Yeah. Yeah, 1620 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:55,040 Speaker 3: presumably a bunch of regular people got suckered into putting 1621 01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:57,960 Speaker 3: their money on FTX, and those people are probably lost 1622 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,920 Speaker 3: some money. That said, for the most part, it's fine 1623 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,280 Speaker 3: because most of the people who lost money are like 1624 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:08,320 Speaker 3: gamblers who probably suck as much as this guy did. 1625 01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,400 Speaker 3: And it's one of those things. There's just an article 1626 01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:14,320 Speaker 3: I think at Financial Times where someone's like, actually, and 1627 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,519 Speaker 3: I think they actually had a good point. We shouldn't 1628 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,760 Speaker 3: regulate the crypto industry because if we regulated, it will 1629 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,400 Speaker 3: be brought in closer to the actual financial industry as 1630 01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:24,960 Speaker 3: it exists, and banks will put more investments into crypto 1631 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,240 Speaker 3: and it will get seen as like legitimate and backed 1632 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,320 Speaker 3: by the state. And so when these conmen destroy tens 1633 01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:33,040 Speaker 3: of billions of dollars overnight and cause panic in the industry, 1634 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,400 Speaker 3: it will affect the real economy. And right now it 1635 01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,000 Speaker 3: doesn't seem to And like, yeah, I guess that is k. 1636 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,519 Speaker 3: That's not a bad point. Maybe we just let it 1637 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:41,360 Speaker 3: die on its own. 1638 01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:44,479 Speaker 2: I don't know, and it seems like sot more like 1639 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:45,840 Speaker 2: we'll know more. 1640 01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:49,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, so, yeah, we will continue to learn more. One 1641 01:20:49,560 --> 01:20:51,720 Speaker 3: of the things that's funniest about this is that Sequoia, 1642 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,800 Speaker 3: this investment firm, put like two hundred million dollars into 1643 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,960 Speaker 3: the company, which they have all written off. Now they're 1644 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,559 Speaker 3: accepting it as a total loss. 1645 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,360 Speaker 2: Going full back girl on this. 1646 01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:05,120 Speaker 3: Okay, Now, when you hear this very serious investment firm 1647 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:08,280 Speaker 3: put two hundred million dollars into this business, you probably 1648 01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:10,639 Speaker 3: assume Jamie Well, I bet he had a good pitch, 1649 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:12,480 Speaker 3: right I Actually. 1650 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,599 Speaker 2: I don't know if we're talking farahns. I actually don't 1651 01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,960 Speaker 2: think that that is that's not just qualifying to have 1652 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,960 Speaker 2: a dogshit pitch. 1653 01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:20,439 Speaker 3: You know you know who can make this clear for 1654 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:25,080 Speaker 3: us is Captain Dick Ryder. Oh. Thanks, SBF told Sequoya 1655 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,680 Speaker 3: about the so called super app. I want FTX to 1656 01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:29,160 Speaker 3: be a place where you can do anything you want 1657 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,519 Speaker 3: with your next dollar. You can buy bitcoin, you can 1658 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,920 Speaker 3: send money in whatever currency to any friend anywhere in 1659 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:36,120 Speaker 3: the world. You can buy a banana. You can do 1660 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,879 Speaker 3: anything with you you want with your money from inside FTX. 1661 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,440 Speaker 3: Suddenly the chat. 1662 01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:45,559 Speaker 2: Banana cod I don't know. 1663 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,880 Speaker 3: I feel like I can do anything I want with 1664 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:51,240 Speaker 3: my debit card. Like I've never run into a thing 1665 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,200 Speaker 3: I wanted to buy and been like, ah, I cannot. 1666 01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:57,679 Speaker 2: No, how do I act? I can even buy. 1667 01:21:57,560 --> 01:22:00,600 Speaker 3: Drugs with it by going to an ATM. If I 1668 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:02,800 Speaker 3: were to be a person who buys drugs, which I'm not, 1669 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,679 Speaker 3: I could go to an ATM and take out cash 1670 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,000 Speaker 3: and purchase support. You're a local drug. 1671 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:09,519 Speaker 2: Dealer and banana vendor. 1672 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,639 Speaker 3: For crying out, I'm beloud. So he gives this banana 1673 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:17,200 Speaker 3: pitch quote. Suddenly the chat window on Sequoia's side of 1674 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,680 Speaker 3: the zoom lights up with partners freaking out. I love this, 1675 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,600 Speaker 3: founder typed one partner I am a tin out of 1676 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:28,479 Speaker 3: tin pinged another, Yes, exclamation point, exclamation point, explaclamation point 1677 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:31,760 Speaker 3: exclaimed a third. What Sequoia was reacting to was the 1678 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:35,080 Speaker 3: scale of SBF's vision. It wasn't a story about how 1679 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,160 Speaker 3: we might use fintech in the future, or crypto crypto 1680 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:40,160 Speaker 3: or a new kind of bank. It was a vision 1681 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:43,160 Speaker 3: about the future of money itself, with a total addressable 1682 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:46,040 Speaker 3: market of every person on the entire planet. I sit 1683 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:49,679 Speaker 3: ten feet from him, and I know it's these people 1684 01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:50,120 Speaker 3: are just. 1685 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:54,960 Speaker 2: Shows three executives doing lines of coke and one swallowing 1686 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,080 Speaker 2: a banana with the peel still on. They're like, yes, yep, 1687 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:04,599 Speaker 2: oh my god, Okay, yeah, so it's I mean, which 1688 01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,040 Speaker 2: does kind of continue with the trend of like, you know, 1689 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:10,680 Speaker 2: as as MEF has never had a problem or a 1690 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:14,040 Speaker 2: like anything to overcome, Like if it's this easy for 1691 01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:17,120 Speaker 2: him to con people into shit, like, of course you 1692 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:20,280 Speaker 2: would have a god complex. You've never you've never been 1693 01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:20,720 Speaker 2: told no. 1694 01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:25,040 Speaker 3: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, it's cool. So what Sequoia 1695 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,640 Speaker 3: was re yeah, sorry, I have to continue this this 1696 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,880 Speaker 3: fucking quote, and next he's going to talk about a 1697 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,000 Speaker 3: person who works at Sequoia and is in the room 1698 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:34,120 Speaker 3: for this. I sent ten feet from him, and I 1699 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:39,000 Speaker 3: walked over thinking, oh shit, that was really good, remembers Aurora. 1700 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,280 Speaker 3: And it turns out that fucker was playing League of 1701 01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:44,720 Speaker 3: Legends through the entire meeting. And this is framed in 1702 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,400 Speaker 3: the article and in all the coverage before everything fell apart, 1703 01:23:47,479 --> 01:23:50,479 Speaker 3: is like, so awesome, He's so cool. This writer talks 1704 01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:53,400 Speaker 3: a bunch about how like Sam never stops playing video 1705 01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:55,599 Speaker 3: games when he's talking to this writer, when he's having 1706 01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:58,800 Speaker 3: corporate meetings, he's playing video games basically one hundred percent 1707 01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:01,600 Speaker 3: of the time. And this is always mentioned, is like 1708 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:04,120 Speaker 3: he's always working. He's always in the office. He sleeps 1709 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:06,639 Speaker 3: in a bean bag chariot his desk, and it's like, no, dude, 1710 01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:09,960 Speaker 3: he's not always working. He's conning you and he plays 1711 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:13,200 Speaker 3: video games all the time and pretends that that's a 1712 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:16,719 Speaker 3: fucking job, which is great, great con good for. 1713 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:19,759 Speaker 2: You, buddy, always working in always there two very different 1714 01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:22,320 Speaker 2: flavors of things happening exactly. 1715 01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:25,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all part of the fucking con. So is 1716 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,519 Speaker 3: the fact that he always he always wore like ratty 1717 01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:31,040 Speaker 3: old athletic shorts and like a wrinkled T shirt because like, 1718 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,400 Speaker 3: that's for if you are a young man in the 1719 01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:36,240 Speaker 3: tech industry. That makes people think you're a genius, right, 1720 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:38,280 Speaker 3: because genius is dressed like shit. 1721 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, now if I bring a real stink 1722 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:45,280 Speaker 2: into the room, people are gonna like jack up my 1723 01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:48,800 Speaker 2: already fake IQ score about twenty points. Yeah, this is 1724 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:49,679 Speaker 2: fucking horseshit. 1725 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,760 Speaker 3: And it's what you know who else dresses like shit? 1726 01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:57,280 Speaker 3: The guy I used to buy weed from, Oh yeah 1727 01:24:57,360 --> 01:25:01,759 Speaker 3: yeah yeah. Also, you know who wears the same outfit 1728 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:05,000 Speaker 3: as Sam Bankman Freed, my old buddy who once at 1729 01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:06,960 Speaker 3: a party got into an argument with a guy and 1730 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,120 Speaker 3: broke fifteen bones in his face because they were both drinking. 1731 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:15,960 Speaker 3: Not a corporate genius. I do like that. 1732 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,439 Speaker 2: Shared aesthetic where it's like, really, the difference is the 1733 01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:22,040 Speaker 2: pet snake that is, Yeah, that's the that's that's how 1734 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:25,000 Speaker 2: you truly can sniff out Yeah, the million. 1735 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:31,679 Speaker 3: He's basically he's the same kind of person as Elizabeth 1736 01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:34,320 Speaker 3: Holmes and he was again he's a confidence man. And 1737 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,560 Speaker 3: this gets us into the Larry David shit because the 1738 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,679 Speaker 3: thing about being a confidence man is that as long 1739 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,240 Speaker 3: as people are convinced, there's money. Their money is safe, 1740 01:25:42,479 --> 01:25:44,400 Speaker 3: and most of them don't try to pull it out. 1741 01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:46,800 Speaker 3: Then you can keep the con going and you can 1742 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,760 Speaker 3: keep the fake numbers increasing, and you everyone will think 1743 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:52,000 Speaker 3: you're richer and you can actually get real money out 1744 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:54,080 Speaker 3: of this. So one of the things that he did 1745 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:58,240 Speaker 3: is he would pour shitloads of money into sponsorship deals 1746 01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:00,639 Speaker 3: and to other ventures to make his companies seemed legit. 1747 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,080 Speaker 3: One way he did this come in Yeah. He spent 1748 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:05,880 Speaker 3: seventeen and a half million through FTX to sponsor the 1749 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:09,280 Speaker 3: athletic teams at UC Berkeley. He launched a twenty million 1750 01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:12,320 Speaker 3: dollar ad campaign with Tom Brady and Jaselle Bunchin. He 1751 01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:16,160 Speaker 3: offered NFTs at coachellyd uh huh. And he spent one 1752 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,840 Speaker 3: hundred and thirty five million dollars on the naming rights 1753 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:21,840 Speaker 3: for the Miami Heats Home arena. And this is all 1754 01:26:21,880 --> 01:26:24,960 Speaker 3: to build confidence, right you see. It's the fuck. It's 1755 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,519 Speaker 3: the same thing Crypto dot com did, by the way 1756 01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:27,920 Speaker 3: with the arena, and what to say. 1757 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:30,200 Speaker 2: I was like, I feel like the Crypto dot com 1758 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,760 Speaker 2: arena is not long for this world, and you so. 1759 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:35,280 Speaker 1: We don't should I don't recognize that as an act? 1760 01:26:35,479 --> 01:26:38,320 Speaker 3: Is my money safe? In this thing that's a bank, 1761 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:41,040 Speaker 3: but not a bank. Well, their name is on the arena, 1762 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,599 Speaker 3: so it's probably legit. 1763 01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,679 Speaker 2: Here's the thing is like, Yeah, it's like now walking 1764 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:48,280 Speaker 2: into the crypto dot com Maria Arena. I couldn't feel 1765 01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:51,760 Speaker 2: less safe. I couldn't feel less secure nobody like when 1766 01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:53,960 Speaker 2: it was the Staples Center. I'm like, oh, you know, 1767 01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:57,000 Speaker 2: it's never going to go out of style. Little books. 1768 01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,320 Speaker 3: People have been using Staples since we were cavemen. 1769 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,280 Speaker 1: And I assume so, yes, you technology just like the 1770 01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:04,960 Speaker 1: wors fucking name on Earth. 1771 01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:08,519 Speaker 3: It's it infuriates me these people. 1772 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,439 Speaker 2: Yes, Sophia has a dog in the fight I do. 1773 01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:15,000 Speaker 3: In his interview with Vox, Sam basically admits this, albeit 1774 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:19,439 Speaker 3: in a slightly careful way. Journalist so FTX technically wasn't 1775 01:27:19,479 --> 01:27:21,720 Speaker 3: gambling with their money. FTX had just loaned their money 1776 01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:24,240 Speaker 3: to Alameda, who hadn't who had gambled with their money 1777 01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:26,479 Speaker 3: and lost it. And you didn't realize it was a 1778 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,600 Speaker 3: big deal because you didn't realize how much money it was, 1779 01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:32,360 Speaker 3: Sam responds, and also I thought Alameda had enough collateral 1780 01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:35,560 Speaker 3: to reasonably cover it. Journalist says, I get how you 1781 01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,120 Speaker 3: could have gotten away with it, But I guess that 1782 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,920 Speaker 3: seems sketchy even if you get away with it, Sam, 1783 01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,760 Speaker 3: it was never the intention. Sometimes life creeps up on you. 1784 01:27:45,120 --> 01:27:47,200 Speaker 2: So said, life comes at you fast. 1785 01:27:47,439 --> 01:27:51,200 Speaker 3: Life comes fast. So Sam's needworth taps at it around 1786 01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:54,559 Speaker 3: twenty two billion dollars on paper. In reality, neither Alameda 1787 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,160 Speaker 3: nor FTX had ever taken in even close to that 1788 01:27:57,320 --> 01:28:00,200 Speaker 3: much money. The valuation was based entirely on nonsen sense 1789 01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:04,439 Speaker 3: calculations that were themselves based on lies from ftx's extremely 1790 01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:06,639 Speaker 3: cooked books. There's a lot more about this than we're 1791 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:09,160 Speaker 3: getting into. People are still finding this all out. There 1792 01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:10,920 Speaker 3: is one thing I should probably read, which is, so 1793 01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,960 Speaker 3: you know, when his company collapsed, he had to step 1794 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,800 Speaker 3: down from running it, right, and because a lot of 1795 01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,720 Speaker 3: money is still in there and a lot of like 1796 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:22,240 Speaker 3: investments are still tight up in that, they put a 1797 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,960 Speaker 3: guy in charge of the company again, right. And there's 1798 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,320 Speaker 3: like there's specific dudes in the business world whose like 1799 01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:32,439 Speaker 3: job is to come in when a company fucks up 1800 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:35,320 Speaker 3: like this and like try and get as much money 1801 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:38,880 Speaker 3: back out for the shareholders as possible to minimize the bleeding. 1802 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:42,000 Speaker 2: So they kind of have like a like how they 1803 01:28:42,439 --> 01:28:45,200 Speaker 2: they had like old Hollywood. They have like a fixer guy. 1804 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have a fan and this is 1805 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:49,880 Speaker 3: this fixer guy. Specifically, he is the guy that they 1806 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,880 Speaker 3: brought in when Inron. He took over INRN after it 1807 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:56,560 Speaker 3: fell apart in order to try and like minimize the 1808 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,559 Speaker 3: damage from it. So he is the guy who got 1809 01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:00,800 Speaker 3: brought in to deal with like the fact that this 1810 01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:04,880 Speaker 3: massive fucking crime happened with Inron one sec. 1811 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:09,880 Speaker 2: My favorite, my favorite n RUN memory, not that you asked, Rud, 1812 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:15,720 Speaker 2: was the women of Enron playboy spread that I got 1813 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:18,920 Speaker 2: to archive during my time there. Oh god, boy, did 1814 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:24,160 Speaker 2: those Enron girl bosses have their their so as second 1815 01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:26,200 Speaker 2: only to Women of seven to eleven, which is my 1816 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,120 Speaker 2: actual favorite spread. Continue. 1817 01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:31,360 Speaker 3: First off, you note this company has about a million creditors, 1818 01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:34,920 Speaker 3: so about a million people possibly lost their entire investment 1819 01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:36,840 Speaker 3: in this company, which is a stunning amount of people 1820 01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:40,640 Speaker 3: to take money from. And again they're probably we are 1821 01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:43,320 Speaker 3: probably looking at like five or ten billion dollars stolen 1822 01:29:43,439 --> 01:29:45,679 Speaker 3: something like that. It's kind of unclear the exact amount, 1823 01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:48,280 Speaker 3: but anyway, this is what the guy in the Delaware 1824 01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:51,280 Speaker 3: bankruptcy court filing. This is what the guy who was 1825 01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,840 Speaker 3: the guy who took over in Ron after it became 1826 01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,000 Speaker 3: clear that the whole company was a criminal enterprise. This 1827 01:29:57,160 --> 01:30:01,000 Speaker 3: is what that guy wrote about Sam's company. No, Okay, 1828 01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:03,960 Speaker 3: Never in my career have I seen such a complete 1829 01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:07,160 Speaker 3: failure of corporate controls and such a complete absence of 1830 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:11,719 Speaker 3: trustworthy financial information has occurred here. From compromised systems integrity 1831 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:15,360 Speaker 3: and faulty regulatory oversight abroad to the concentration of control 1832 01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:19,040 Speaker 3: in the hands of a very small group of inexperienced, unsophisticated, 1833 01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:24,280 Speaker 3: and potentially compromised individuals, this situation is unprecedented. Again, that's 1834 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:26,360 Speaker 3: the guy who took over in ROD. 1835 01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:30,200 Speaker 2: I was like, he's literally like Bill Clinton dropping a 1836 01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:33,080 Speaker 2: notes post being like, never have I seen a more 1837 01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,200 Speaker 2: cheated on my wife in anything? 1838 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:40,200 Speaker 3: Like so absurd? Well, I will say it's different. This 1839 01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:42,519 Speaker 3: guy did not commit any of the in Ron crimes, right, 1840 01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:42,840 Speaker 3: This is the. 1841 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:44,120 Speaker 2: Guy who saw them all. 1842 01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:48,559 Speaker 3: This guy is after he's brought in it becomes clear 1843 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:49,080 Speaker 3: that the. 1844 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,639 Speaker 2: Last guy starting consents with. Never in my career this guy. 1845 01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:56,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably best to look at this guy as 1846 01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,120 Speaker 3: like an e MT. When it becomes clear that a 1847 01:30:58,160 --> 01:31:00,920 Speaker 3: company that has a shitload of money in it and 1848 01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:05,240 Speaker 3: is central in the economy has collapsed because people broke 1849 01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:08,040 Speaker 3: the law. He comes in to minimize the damage. But 1850 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:10,720 Speaker 3: he was not working at Enron previously, right, Like, it's 1851 01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:12,920 Speaker 3: not he's not trying to like stop anyone from getting 1852 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:15,479 Speaker 3: in trouble. He's trying to minimize how many people are 1853 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:18,760 Speaker 3: hurt by this. Yeah, anyway, well of course, yeah, I 1854 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,040 Speaker 3: just want to make clear, like that guy's anyway whatever. 1855 01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not the en Runner. 1856 01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:24,840 Speaker 3: He is not the end runnor he did not make 1857 01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:27,960 Speaker 3: in Ron bad. He's just was there afterwards and was like, 1858 01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,160 Speaker 3: this company's even worse. 1859 01:31:29,439 --> 01:31:31,519 Speaker 2: He bought the issue of Playboy and then he kept 1860 01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:32,000 Speaker 2: it push it. 1861 01:31:32,160 --> 01:31:34,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, so I should God, there's yeah, we're we're getting 1862 01:31:34,479 --> 01:31:37,040 Speaker 3: close to done. I should note that before everything collapsed. 1863 01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,559 Speaker 3: Sam again, he's in the effect of altruism. He's he's 1864 01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:42,120 Speaker 3: he promised to donate like a couple one hundred million 1865 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,840 Speaker 3: dollars to these EA causes. A lot less than that 1866 01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:48,280 Speaker 3: actually wound got out. Some of them were good, but 1867 01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:50,519 Speaker 3: a lot of it was like so he made a 1868 01:31:50,680 --> 01:31:52,840 Speaker 3: huge point that he was like his one of his 1869 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,559 Speaker 3: major priorities was pandemic prevention. Right, we have to stop 1870 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,400 Speaker 3: the next pandemic. I'm going to put as much money 1871 01:31:58,439 --> 01:32:01,880 Speaker 3: as I can to pandemic prevention. That's the best effective 1872 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:05,680 Speaker 3: altruist thing that I can do. To talk about how 1873 01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:07,479 Speaker 3: well that actually worked, I want to quote from the 1874 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:11,320 Speaker 3: Washington Post here. FTX backed projects ranged from a twelve 1875 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:14,439 Speaker 3: million dollars to champion a California ballot initiative to strengthen 1876 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:18,240 Speaker 3: public health programs and detect emerging virus threats. Amid lackluster support, 1877 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,000 Speaker 3: the measure was punted to twenty twenty four to investing 1878 01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:24,479 Speaker 3: more than eleven million on the unsuccessful congressional primary campaign 1879 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,360 Speaker 3: of an Oregon biosecurity expert, and even one hundred and 1880 01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:30,879 Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars gram to help Moncleff Slough, the scientific 1881 01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:35,040 Speaker 3: advisor to the Trump Administration's Operation Warp Speed vaccine Accelerator, 1882 01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:38,200 Speaker 3: write his memoire. So that sounds like a giant waste 1883 01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:40,479 Speaker 3: of money, right, that sounds like this none of it ran, 1884 01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:42,920 Speaker 3: even if it was like good, it sounds like it didn't. 1885 01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:45,680 Speaker 3: Like even if the goals were good, like well, the 1886 01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:48,400 Speaker 3: ballot measure failed like it or got punted. So it's 1887 01:32:48,439 --> 01:32:51,959 Speaker 3: not like it worked. And it gets worse because SBF's 1888 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,040 Speaker 3: fund also put a lot of money, like five million 1889 01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:56,600 Speaker 3: dollars into Pro Publica. In Pro Publica, they've done a 1890 01:32:56,680 --> 01:33:01,960 Speaker 3: lot of cool stuff. They also published extremely flawed investigation 1891 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:06,320 Speaker 3: that backed the lab leak hypothesis. I'm going to the 1892 01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:09,840 Speaker 3: La Times and their analysis of this deeply flawed piece 1893 01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:10,320 Speaker 3: of reporting. 1894 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,400 Speaker 2: And also, you know, we've got some notes for the 1895 01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:13,360 Speaker 2: La Times as well. 1896 01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:17,400 Speaker 3: Yes, nobody's perfect. The La Times called it a train wreck, 1897 01:33:17,479 --> 01:33:20,559 Speaker 3: noting the article is based heavily on Chinese language documents 1898 01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,680 Speaker 3: that appear to have been mistranslated and misinterpreted, according to 1899 01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:26,920 Speaker 3: Chinese language experts who have piled on via social media 1900 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:29,719 Speaker 3: since its publication. It also takes his gospel or report 1901 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:32,719 Speaker 3: by a rump group of Republican congressional staff members asserting 1902 01:33:32,720 --> 01:33:35,120 Speaker 3: that the pandemic was more likely than not the result 1903 01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:37,920 Speaker 3: of a research related incident. And this has been the 1904 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:40,519 Speaker 3: fact that Pro Publica published this has like provided a 1905 01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:43,400 Speaker 3: shitload of fuel to the it was all a fucking 1906 01:33:43,479 --> 01:33:49,000 Speaker 3: lab leak from China. It's China's fault. Republican Yeah, Sam 1907 01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:53,960 Speaker 3: Bankman Freed funded that shit, and my god, yeah, basically 1908 01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:56,000 Speaker 3: none of the shit he was putting in money into 1909 01:33:56,040 --> 01:33:58,560 Speaker 3: that was supposed to be good really worked, and a 1910 01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:01,599 Speaker 3: lot of it was another thing the right is doing 1911 01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:03,880 Speaker 3: right now as they're talking about. He was like the 1912 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:07,040 Speaker 3: number one or number two donor to Democrats during the 1913 01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:10,280 Speaker 3: midterm elections, right, Seth MacFarlane. 1914 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:11,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but. 1915 01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:13,720 Speaker 3: None of his donations worked. And also he gave it 1916 01:34:13,840 --> 01:34:15,759 Speaker 3: was like thirty two million he gave to the DIMS. 1917 01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:18,160 Speaker 3: He gave like twenty four million to the Republicans. And 1918 01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:21,120 Speaker 3: the reason he was giving this money number one, there 1919 01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:24,880 Speaker 3: were some like pro pandemic response candidates he wanted to back, 1920 01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:28,200 Speaker 3: most of whom didn't you know, do well. But also 1921 01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:31,080 Speaker 3: like a lot of the money was towards Republican and 1922 01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:34,439 Speaker 3: Democratic candidates who were going to be part of the 1923 01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:36,600 Speaker 3: regulation of the crypto industry because he wanted to have 1924 01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:38,519 Speaker 3: a seat at the table and push regulations in a 1925 01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:38,840 Speaker 3: way that. 1926 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:41,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so yeah, candidate that would enable. 1927 01:34:41,479 --> 01:34:47,760 Speaker 3: That is yeah, exactly. So. Anyway, in general, nothing at 1928 01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:50,639 Speaker 3: Alameda or FTX was as it seemed, and that Dick 1929 01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:54,600 Speaker 3: writing Sequoia article Carolyn Ellison, the CEO of Alameda is 1930 01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:57,920 Speaker 3: he talks about her a bit and like she frames 1931 01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:00,559 Speaker 3: her as like this, quintessential innocent nerd girl, O plucky 1932 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,840 Speaker 3: and ethical and optimistic to show like these are the 1933 01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:05,640 Speaker 3: kind of you know, smart young gin z kids that 1934 01:35:05,720 --> 01:35:08,360 Speaker 3: are you know, building this this great company, and like 1935 01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:11,280 Speaker 3: she showed up in larp gear to meet with Sam 1936 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:14,200 Speaker 3: and talk about the future of their great financial enterprise, 1937 01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:17,960 Speaker 3: and she's an ethical altruist. Since everything fell apart, it's 1938 01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,960 Speaker 3: come out that she and Sam were dating each other 1939 01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:23,320 Speaker 3: and possibly other members of the company. And also people 1940 01:35:23,439 --> 01:35:24,240 Speaker 3: have found. 1941 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:27,000 Speaker 2: Her of the full Liz Holmes. Look here we go. 1942 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:32,120 Speaker 3: People have found her tumbler, and boy is she sketchy 1943 01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:35,360 Speaker 3: as hell. I'm going to quote from a report on 1944 01:35:35,439 --> 01:35:39,720 Speaker 3: her tumbler activity in dcrypt dot com. Boy howdy. When 1945 01:35:39,720 --> 01:35:42,240 Speaker 3: I first started my first foray into Polly, I thought 1946 01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:44,320 Speaker 3: of it as a radical break from my trad past, 1947 01:35:44,479 --> 01:35:47,599 Speaker 3: the account wrote in February twenty twenty. But tbh, I've 1948 01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:49,960 Speaker 3: come to decide that the only acceptable style of Polly 1949 01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:53,479 Speaker 3: is it best characterizes something like imperial Chinese harem. The 1950 01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:56,599 Speaker 3: account went onto detail how a polyamorous dynamic should ideally 1951 01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:00,240 Speaker 3: function as a cutthroat market of sexual competition and subjectation. 1952 01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:04,439 Speaker 3: None of this non hierarchical bullshit. The account elaborated everyone 1953 01:36:04,439 --> 01:36:06,280 Speaker 3: should have a ranking of their partners, people should know 1954 01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:07,640 Speaker 3: where they fall in the ranking, and there should be 1955 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:12,200 Speaker 3: vicious power struggles for the ranks. Good it gets worse, Jamie. 1956 01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:16,439 Speaker 3: The Ellison linked account also demonstrated a substantial preoccupation with 1957 01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:21,160 Speaker 3: HBD or human biodiversity, an online euphemism for the discredited 1958 01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:24,360 Speaker 3: fields of race science and eugenics. Popularized Wait all right, 1959 01:36:25,640 --> 01:36:28,640 Speaker 3: oh oh boy, give me one more paragraph and then 1960 01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:31,679 Speaker 3: we can talk about this. Jamie Ellison has for years 1961 01:36:31,840 --> 01:36:35,439 Speaker 3: vocalized her Dieheart obsession with Harry Potter. In one post, 1962 01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:38,639 Speaker 3: her affiliated Tumblr account tied her love of online character 1963 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:41,720 Speaker 3: crizes Quizzz to her pin shot for sorting Indians by 1964 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:45,800 Speaker 3: their cast, which she presumed to indicate genetic distinction. Oh 1965 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:47,639 Speaker 3: my god, holy shit. 1966 01:36:48,560 --> 01:36:51,760 Speaker 2: Even JK Rowling wasn't thinking something that fucked up. And 1967 01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:54,400 Speaker 2: that's really saying something someone. 1968 01:36:54,320 --> 01:36:56,640 Speaker 3: Is amazing astonishing. 1969 01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:01,240 Speaker 2: Tumblr is exclusively for sure fan fiction and things that 1970 01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:06,240 Speaker 2: trigger my eating disorder. That's the hit I cannot fuk like, Oh, 1971 01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:07,479 Speaker 2: that's so dark. 1972 01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:10,719 Speaker 3: It's I almost can't fathom it. Right, And again, there's 1973 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,720 Speaker 3: so much. We probably will do a follow up at 1974 01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:15,040 Speaker 3: some point because like the fact that the fact that 1975 01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,320 Speaker 3: it was this easy for like some fucking crypto rag 1976 01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:19,759 Speaker 3: they're the only ones who reported on it. To find 1977 01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:23,040 Speaker 3: her tumblr where she talks about race science, makes me 1978 01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:25,360 Speaker 3: think these guys were all probably into a lot more 1979 01:37:25,439 --> 01:37:28,680 Speaker 3: fucked up shit than they let on. H Yeah, so 1980 01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:32,559 Speaker 3: we'll see, God, we'll see. I just. 1981 01:37:34,720 --> 01:37:38,280 Speaker 2: We don't have the hour for me to decompress the 1982 01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:40,920 Speaker 2: way I need to after hearing that sentence specific. 1983 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:42,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I need a cigarette. 1984 01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:47,320 Speaker 2: I'm gonna start smoking today. And she's fucking happy. Oh 1985 01:37:47,479 --> 01:37:51,120 Speaker 2: my god, that is That is so funny, brutal place 1986 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:54,960 Speaker 2: to land, so fucking geez the way. 1987 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:58,160 Speaker 3: Hopefully they're all all of their money's gone, but they 1988 01:37:58,280 --> 01:38:01,880 Speaker 3: probably squirreled away millions and stuff for themselves. Although at 1989 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:03,880 Speaker 3: least one of the articles I've read says that like 1990 01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:07,519 Speaker 3: his net worth is effectively zero now, but I don't 1991 01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:10,160 Speaker 3: think anyone actually knows what his net worth is right 1992 01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:13,519 Speaker 3: now and how much he got, Like his company went 1993 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:17,000 Speaker 3: from valued at thirty two billion dollars to most recently 1994 01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:19,040 Speaker 3: there's something like six hundred and fifty thousand dollars in 1995 01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:23,200 Speaker 3: actual assets left. But I also kind of think he 1996 01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:26,200 Speaker 3: and the others probably have millions or tens of millions 1997 01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:31,040 Speaker 3: that they set aside in shady ways for themselves. 1998 01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:35,040 Speaker 2: Wow. Oh yeah, I mean well that does sound like 1999 01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:38,479 Speaker 2: what the Beanie Babies guy would do. And that is 2000 01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:43,320 Speaker 2: my yardstick for morality. That is so that that is very, 2001 01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:47,400 Speaker 2: very scary to consider. I feel like guys like that. 2002 01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:51,400 Speaker 2: The thing that is, I mean, I don't know, whenever 2003 01:38:51,439 --> 01:38:54,640 Speaker 2: you hear about like, it is so karmically satisfying to 2004 01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:59,080 Speaker 2: note that someone like SBF can can be completely bottomed 2005 01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:02,519 Speaker 2: out and like destroyed by something like this. But the 2006 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:05,960 Speaker 2: thing is like, when when rich guys like that lose everything, 2007 01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:10,240 Speaker 2: they just come up with worse, more hateful ideas and 2008 01:39:10,320 --> 01:39:12,800 Speaker 2: then come back. And that is like always what kind 2009 01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:13,640 Speaker 2: of scares. 2010 01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:13,800 Speaker 1: Me about that? 2011 01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:19,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is so funny. I don't know, Jamis, I. 2012 01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:20,880 Speaker 2: Don't know what the solution is. That's not like I 2013 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:23,120 Speaker 2: want them to have money again. I just you know, 2014 01:39:24,439 --> 01:39:27,519 Speaker 2: how can you make someone say less again? I think 2015 01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:29,200 Speaker 2: the podcaster's dilemma. 2016 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:34,320 Speaker 3: Look here here's where I'll land on this. You know, 2017 01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:38,080 Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think people should be thrown 2018 01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:41,360 Speaker 3: into cages generally unless there's literally no other way to 2019 01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:43,960 Speaker 3: stop them from harming folks, so and I don't think 2020 01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:47,559 Speaker 3: that's the case with these people. So instead, I think 2021 01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:52,400 Speaker 3: the actual solution is to close from the outside all 2022 01:39:52,479 --> 01:39:57,320 Speaker 3: of the doors to that the fucking rich person apartment 2023 01:39:57,400 --> 01:40:01,400 Speaker 3: complex they occupy in that Bahamas, de lock it from 2024 01:40:01,439 --> 01:40:04,800 Speaker 3: the outside, and once a week drop in food and 2025 01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:08,760 Speaker 3: necessities via a helicopter and never let them leave or 2026 01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:11,800 Speaker 3: use the internet again. Yeah, them all just be with 2027 01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:14,479 Speaker 3: their friends and they're in their weird little compound going 2028 01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:16,880 Speaker 3: increasingly insane with their Chinese harem shit. 2029 01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:17,479 Speaker 2: I don't know. 2030 01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:19,640 Speaker 3: I guess that's another kind of prison. But if we 2031 01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:21,040 Speaker 3: film it, we can make money. 2032 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:25,280 Speaker 2: But then SBF might may have to face his worst fear, 2033 01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:26,479 Speaker 2: which is reading a book. 2034 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:30,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. Like my serious answer is what do 2035 01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:32,519 Speaker 3: you do to people like this, is you stop them 2036 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:36,280 Speaker 3: from ever being able to have access to money again, 2037 01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:40,479 Speaker 3: or start companies again, and hopefully eventually they find something 2038 01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:43,840 Speaker 3: to do that actually helps human beings and is like 2039 01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:47,680 Speaker 3: like of any kind of use, like working at a 2040 01:40:47,720 --> 01:40:50,800 Speaker 3: grocery store, that's a real benefit. People need to get 2041 01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:54,599 Speaker 3: food and people need like that's a respectable, honest way 2042 01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:58,400 Speaker 3: to make a living, and if any of these people 2043 01:40:58,439 --> 01:41:00,240 Speaker 3: were to get a job working at a safe way, 2044 01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:03,640 Speaker 3: they would be providing an infinitely greater benefit to the 2045 01:41:03,720 --> 01:41:05,879 Speaker 3: human race than they could ever have performed. 2046 01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:08,960 Speaker 2: Perhaps a bit more of that ethical side of the 2047 01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:12,320 Speaker 2: ethical altruism you're looking. Yes, I'll be honest. I did 2048 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,479 Speaker 2: not come to the recording today with a solution for 2049 01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:15,920 Speaker 2: the prison industrial complex. 2050 01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:16,680 Speaker 3: But I don't have it. 2051 01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:20,320 Speaker 2: I still don't like it. I still don't love it. 2052 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:26,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have no solution. But you know what 2053 01:41:26,520 --> 01:41:29,840 Speaker 3: I do have, Jamie, what you're pluggables? 2054 01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:32,280 Speaker 2: No, you don't. I have those? 2055 01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:35,280 Speaker 3: Well, you have them, but I'm letting you have them. 2056 01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,639 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean I'm giving. 2057 01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:40,120 Speaker 1: I mean I could probably do them. If nobody wants 2058 01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:42,000 Speaker 1: to take this job, I'll. 2059 01:41:41,840 --> 01:41:43,840 Speaker 2: Do I can, I'll do them. Oh, Sophy, do you 2060 01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:45,160 Speaker 2: want to do them? Yeah? 2061 01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,200 Speaker 1: I mean. You can pre order Jamie's book and that 2062 01:41:49,479 --> 01:41:54,040 Speaker 1: that is linked in her Instagram bio true. You can 2063 01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:58,519 Speaker 1: follow her on Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar, and you 2064 01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:00,479 Speaker 1: can follow her on Twitter a Jamie leftis Help if 2065 01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:04,200 Speaker 1: Twitter is still around. She has a podcast that she 2066 01:42:04,479 --> 01:42:07,720 Speaker 1: co hosts with Caitlin Dorade called The Bechdel Cast. You 2067 01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:11,000 Speaker 1: should listen to her many limited run series, including her 2068 01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:12,760 Speaker 1: most recent run, which is Ghost. 2069 01:42:12,520 --> 01:42:16,200 Speaker 2: Church and Sophie produced along with the Vitel Cast and 2070 01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:18,400 Speaker 2: everything every podcast on the planet. 2071 01:42:18,439 --> 01:42:21,400 Speaker 1: This has now become a plug for me. Do I 2072 01:42:21,479 --> 01:42:22,320 Speaker 1: get everything, Jamie? 2073 01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:26,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what I would have said, except worse. 2074 01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:30,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, So pre order Raw Dog. 2075 01:42:31,520 --> 01:42:34,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Sophie. Yeah, pre order Raw Dog. If you 2076 01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:37,880 Speaker 2: listen to the hot Dog episode of Bastards and didn't 2077 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:40,479 Speaker 2: like it, you did like it, now buy the book. 2078 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:44,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, legally, you did like it. And if you disagree 2079 01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:47,960 Speaker 3: with that statement, we will send the CIA to kill 2080 01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:49,360 Speaker 3: your family. Yeah. 2081 01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:52,160 Speaker 2: That, and let's make sure to attribute that quote to 2082 01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:55,120 Speaker 2: Robert Evans specifically. There we go, And. 2083 01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:59,639 Speaker 1: Speaking of Robert Evans specifically, Robert Evans specifically, Margaret kill 2084 01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:02,160 Speaker 1: Joyce specifically, and myself, we'll be doing a Behind the 2085 01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:06,880 Speaker 1: Bastard's virtual live stream show on December eighth. You can 2086 01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:10,320 Speaker 1: get tickets at moment dot co slash bTB. 2087 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:16,360 Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, I have a substack now because Twitter's not 2088 01:43:16,479 --> 01:43:21,680 Speaker 3: doing great. So that makes me so sad. Why I 2089 01:43:21,840 --> 01:43:23,800 Speaker 3: like writing things. I got to write a thing last 2090 01:43:23,880 --> 01:43:26,120 Speaker 3: night to write more things. 2091 01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:28,040 Speaker 2: I subscribe better for me than being on. 2092 01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:30,840 Speaker 3: Twitter all the goddamn time. Yeah, you can find it 2093 01:43:30,920 --> 01:43:34,600 Speaker 3: at shatterzone dot substack dot com. Go there and I 2094 01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:36,720 Speaker 3: will be writing. I'll try to write something every week. 2095 01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:40,280 Speaker 3: Maybe I won't, maybe all of this will will fall apart, 2096 01:43:40,439 --> 01:43:43,360 Speaker 3: be lost in time like tears in the rain. Or 2097 01:43:43,479 --> 01:43:45,800 Speaker 3: maybe you'll get a new thing for me every week. 2098 01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:46,560 Speaker 3: There's no way to know. 2099 01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:49,280 Speaker 2: Every time. Half the time when I get something from 2100 01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:51,439 Speaker 2: someone's substacked, because I had subscribed to quite a few, 2101 01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:53,599 Speaker 2: But every time I get a message from someone substack, 2102 01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:56,880 Speaker 2: it's always like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, I didn't notice. 2103 01:43:57,200 --> 01:43:58,920 Speaker 2: Just give me the content and I'll. 2104 01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:02,360 Speaker 3: Send you there about Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Look we all. 2105 01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:05,320 Speaker 3: I don't know. I've been meaning to write more stuff 2106 01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:09,360 Speaker 3: as opposed to just tweeting shit posts. So maybe it'll happen. 2107 01:44:09,479 --> 01:44:19,240 Speaker 3: Maybe it won't. There's no way to know. Perfect Welcome 2108 01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:22,840 Speaker 3: to the movies you liked as an adolescent and are 2109 01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:26,960 Speaker 3: now ashamed of shamecast. I'm Robert Evans, and today in 2110 01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:31,840 Speaker 3: the seat of eternal self hatred Jamie Loftus. Jamie, you 2111 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,240 Speaker 3: have just admitted, prior to the show starting that you 2112 01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:39,880 Speaker 3: once loved the Dana Carve vehicle Master of Disguise, What 2113 01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:41,240 Speaker 3: do you have to say for yourself? 2114 01:44:41,960 --> 01:44:44,960 Speaker 2: I feel fucking sick with myself, Rubert. I haven't been 2115 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:48,639 Speaker 2: able to sleep in the twenty years since its release. 2116 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:52,120 Speaker 2: In my defense, it came out on my birthday, which 2117 01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:53,840 Speaker 2: I feel like I had a lot to do with 2118 01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:56,280 Speaker 2: why I considered it my favorite movie. I felt a 2119 01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:57,200 Speaker 2: kingship with it. 2120 01:44:57,560 --> 01:45:00,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, birthdays are like a performance in enhancing drug for 2121 01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:04,800 Speaker 3: movies that you see when you're eleven, Absolutely true, the 2122 01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:07,839 Speaker 3: blood doping of positive movie memories. 2123 01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:11,320 Speaker 2: And furthermore, it's the most famous children's movie that was 2124 01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:14,280 Speaker 2: shooting on nine to eleven, and so I think in 2125 01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:18,160 Speaker 2: that way, so it felt like it would have been 2126 01:45:18,760 --> 01:45:23,120 Speaker 2: disloyal to my country to say a word against The 2127 01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:27,800 Speaker 2: Master of Disguise, particularly the turtle Turtle scene. However, you know, 2128 01:45:27,840 --> 01:45:30,320 Speaker 2: I think the movie certainly doesn't hold up, and I 2129 01:45:30,880 --> 01:45:33,960 Speaker 2: feel fucking sick with myself every single day. 2130 01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:39,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder because famously, Dana Carvey was dressed as 2131 01:45:39,240 --> 01:45:41,840 Speaker 3: the Turtle Man when those planes hit those towers, and 2132 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:47,360 Speaker 3: James Cameron was twenty thousand feet below sea level exploring 2133 01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:49,400 Speaker 3: the bottom of the ocean, and I wonder if they 2134 01:45:49,439 --> 01:45:52,200 Speaker 3: ever cross paths at like a Hollywood event, and started 2135 01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:54,320 Speaker 3: talking about nine to eleven, So what are you up 2136 01:45:54,360 --> 01:45:55,160 Speaker 3: to on that day? 2137 01:45:56,960 --> 01:46:00,240 Speaker 2: And then Marl Alberg just leans in apropos of thing 2138 01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:02,160 Speaker 2: and is like, if I was there. 2139 01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:05,519 Speaker 3: I would have stopped it. Ah, Jamie, you know I 2140 01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:08,400 Speaker 3: I I can honestly say nine to eleven was the 2141 01:46:08,439 --> 01:46:10,439 Speaker 3: first time I felt like this country let me down 2142 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:15,479 Speaker 3: because it delayed the release of the seminal Tim Allen 2143 01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:19,559 Speaker 3: film Big Trouble, which uh it sure it sure did 2144 01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:23,000 Speaker 3: features a classic Patrick Warburton performance. By the way, it 2145 01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:26,800 Speaker 3: sure do. Goddamn right. You see his ass, everybody, If 2146 01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:29,479 Speaker 3: you want to see Patrick Warburton's ass, it's in that movie. 2147 01:46:30,280 --> 01:46:34,080 Speaker 2: He is so underrated. I absolutely love love that man, 2148 01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:35,960 Speaker 2: A total kid. The talent. 2149 01:46:37,880 --> 01:46:41,840 Speaker 1: Friends just to say, this is behind the this is behind. 2150 01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:45,000 Speaker 3: The Bastards, a podcast about none of the things that 2151 01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:49,559 Speaker 3: we were talking about. Uh, and today, actually, Jamie, I've 2152 01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:52,879 Speaker 3: got you back in the hot seat, back in the office, 2153 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:57,320 Speaker 3: which is more of an ephemeral feeling than a physical space, making. 2154 01:46:57,120 --> 01:46:59,760 Speaker 2: Me an answer for my sins right off the jump. 2155 01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, by talking again about our friend Sam Bankman Freed, 2156 01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:07,160 Speaker 3: who you and I chatted about right after his life 2157 01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:10,559 Speaker 3: collapsed last year, and I like we should do an update. 2158 01:47:11,520 --> 01:47:13,800 Speaker 2: I think we should too, because I'll be honest, I 2159 01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:18,479 Speaker 2: have done truly everything I can to avoid knowing more 2160 01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,120 Speaker 2: about him, so I would say I know basically nothing 2161 01:47:21,160 --> 01:47:22,519 Speaker 2: about him since we last spoke. 2162 01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:26,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing because normally, you know, I'm an empathetic being, 2163 01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:29,000 Speaker 3: Like Sam has a face that I've just always wanted 2164 01:47:29,040 --> 01:47:30,840 Speaker 3: to hit from the first time I saw a picture 2165 01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:34,679 Speaker 3: of him. And normally when somebody goes through this much shit, 2166 01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:38,160 Speaker 3: when like their life is this ruined, right, like I might, 2167 01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:40,320 Speaker 3: I feel a little less like hitting them because the 2168 01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:42,639 Speaker 3: world has hit them, but I still kind of want 2169 01:47:42,680 --> 01:47:46,040 Speaker 3: to sock him in the fucking jaw. Every time I 2170 01:47:46,160 --> 01:47:47,040 Speaker 3: see this guy. 2171 01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:52,839 Speaker 2: Let me just check it. Has his face changed. 2172 01:47:53,479 --> 01:47:56,040 Speaker 3: He wears suits sometimes now when he goes to court, 2173 01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:58,080 Speaker 3: he's not wearing the basketball shorts. 2174 01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:02,280 Speaker 2: Helpful and well that's god. Yeah, that's like two different 2175 01:48:02,439 --> 01:48:07,479 Speaker 2: versions of an embarrassing, desperate way to present. Okay, he's 2176 01:48:07,520 --> 01:48:08,840 Speaker 2: wearing a he's wearing a suit. 2177 01:48:08,920 --> 01:48:11,679 Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, he's wearing a suit. Now it looks like shit, 2178 01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:15,000 Speaker 3: But whatever, of course, I try not to judge people 2179 01:48:15,080 --> 01:48:17,439 Speaker 3: on how they look unless that's part of their con 2180 01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:21,560 Speaker 3: And Sam as a guy for whom the dressing like 2181 01:48:21,640 --> 01:48:25,040 Speaker 3: a slab was always part of his his like tech 2182 01:48:25,120 --> 01:48:28,680 Speaker 3: bro genius, you know, persona that he was putting on 2183 01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:29,960 Speaker 3: like it'd. 2184 01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:33,719 Speaker 2: Be fooled every puce a mug shot. 2185 01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:37,200 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, there's god. I believe there's a mugshot 2186 01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:39,280 Speaker 3: of him out at this point, certainly when he went 2187 01:48:39,360 --> 01:48:42,800 Speaker 3: at the Bahamas. So when we last left our buddy 2188 01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:45,200 Speaker 3: Sam in November of twenty twenty two, he had been 2189 01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:47,759 Speaker 3: arrested in the Bahamas and extradited to the United States, 2190 01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:50,680 Speaker 3: where he was charged with so many financial crimes that 2191 01:48:50,720 --> 01:48:53,200 Speaker 3: he might theoretically spend more than one hundred and fifteen 2192 01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:53,880 Speaker 3: years in prison. 2193 01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:54,960 Speaker 2: Wow. 2194 01:48:55,120 --> 01:48:58,280 Speaker 3: Now, in the days and months since, a lot has happened, 2195 01:48:58,320 --> 01:49:00,160 Speaker 3: and a lot more has come out about how the 2196 01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:03,680 Speaker 3: former crypto mogul behaved before and after his fall. I 2197 01:49:03,760 --> 01:49:06,360 Speaker 3: want to start with some of the latter information, because 2198 01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:08,800 Speaker 3: by far the most entertaining story to drop as a 2199 01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:12,200 Speaker 3: result of these serried legal filings against Sam is that 2200 01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:16,000 Speaker 3: he was using the nonprofit arm of FTX to attempt 2201 01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:18,000 Speaker 3: to buy a sovereign nation he could use as an 2202 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:21,760 Speaker 3: apocalypse shelter. That is by far the funniest story that's 2203 01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:25,280 Speaker 3: dropped about these guys in the days months since. 2204 01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:27,360 Speaker 2: What was the plan there? 2205 01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:33,439 Speaker 3: Oh, that's a great question, Jamie. So let's talk about 2206 01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:37,360 Speaker 3: the island of Nauru. It's an island in the southwest Pacific. 2207 01:49:37,400 --> 01:49:39,599 Speaker 3: I think it's about twenty one hundred miles away from 2208 01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:42,320 Speaker 3: the coast of Australia, which, given the fact that Australia 2209 01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:44,200 Speaker 3: is really out in the middle of nowhere, is pretty 2210 01:49:44,240 --> 01:49:49,120 Speaker 3: close to Australia. It is presently the world's smallest island nation. 2211 01:49:49,320 --> 01:49:51,519 Speaker 3: It's got a population of about twelve thousand or so, 2212 01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:55,240 Speaker 3: not a ton of people, and as an incredibly tiny country, 2213 01:49:55,360 --> 01:49:57,760 Speaker 3: one of its primary assets is simply the fact that 2214 01:49:57,920 --> 01:50:01,559 Speaker 3: it is a sovereign nation. There's things that countries can 2215 01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:04,400 Speaker 3: do then nothing else can do, like issue certain kinds 2216 01:50:04,479 --> 01:50:07,040 Speaker 3: like passports and visas, and do certain kinds of things 2217 01:50:07,080 --> 01:50:09,439 Speaker 3: with banking. Right, So, if you were a really tiny 2218 01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:13,080 Speaker 3: country that doesn't have like a shitload of natural resources, 2219 01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:16,320 Speaker 3: one thing you can export is the benefits of your sovereignty. 2220 01:50:16,479 --> 01:50:20,080 Speaker 3: To say, really rich people who who might want certain 2221 01:50:20,240 --> 01:50:21,240 Speaker 3: things that you can. 2222 01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:25,600 Speaker 2: Do as a country plan is coming to get So. 2223 01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:29,200 Speaker 3: There's a number of ways in which Naru has kind 2224 01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:31,240 Speaker 3: of taken advantage of this to get by. One of 2225 01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:34,080 Speaker 3: them is that they've sort of sold access to their 2226 01:50:34,400 --> 01:50:37,960 Speaker 3: land to Australia to use, so that Australia has used 2227 01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:41,879 Speaker 3: them for years as an offshore processing center for asylum seekers. 2228 01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:45,080 Speaker 3: I think this stopped most recently in twenty nineteen, but 2229 01:50:45,120 --> 01:50:46,840 Speaker 3: there's been a couple of waves of this and it 2230 01:50:46,960 --> 01:50:50,120 Speaker 3: was not a pleasant place right. Conditions were so brutal 2231 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:53,680 Speaker 3: in sort of the offshore processing center on Naaru from 2232 01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:57,160 Speaker 3: twenty twelve to twenty nineteen that several residents carried out 2233 01:50:57,520 --> 01:51:01,240 Speaker 3: like deadly forms of protests, sowing their own lipshut or 2234 01:51:01,320 --> 01:51:04,320 Speaker 3: lighting themselves on fire as a protest of the conditions 2235 01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:09,479 Speaker 3: they were facing. Pretty ugly scene. In the late nineteen 2236 01:51:09,600 --> 01:51:11,720 Speaker 3: nineties kind of prior to this period, Naru was the 2237 01:51:11,880 --> 01:51:15,439 Speaker 3: chief money laundering location for the emerging Russian oligarch class. 2238 01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:18,200 Speaker 3: They helped a lot of these oligarch types you've heard 2239 01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:21,080 Speaker 3: about in the context of Putin launder about seventy billion 2240 01:51:21,120 --> 01:51:23,799 Speaker 3: dollars in the ill gotten funds during the early stages 2241 01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:24,839 Speaker 3: of the Russian Federation. 2242 01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:27,360 Speaker 2: I have a good bastard's cameo. 2243 01:51:27,560 --> 01:51:31,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, Naru, Naru's Naro's adjacent to a whole 2244 01:51:31,160 --> 01:51:35,160 Speaker 3: lot of shitty people. Great, yeah, here, it's a lovely place. 2245 01:51:35,920 --> 01:51:38,720 Speaker 3: Naru was also designated a money laundering state by the 2246 01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:41,639 Speaker 3: US Treasury in two thousand and two, which led to sanctions, 2247 01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:43,800 Speaker 3: which I think is probably why they moved to like 2248 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:46,920 Speaker 3: letting Australia offshore migrants there for a while. And since 2249 01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:50,960 Speaker 3: Australia stopped doing that in twenty nineteen, Sam Bankman Freed 2250 01:51:51,040 --> 01:51:53,720 Speaker 3: and his fellow effective altruists felt like they might have 2251 01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:56,320 Speaker 3: had an opportunity there, right, Like Naru's kind of looking 2252 01:51:56,360 --> 01:51:59,240 Speaker 3: for some new cash flow. They're looking for a sovereign 2253 01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:00,760 Speaker 3: nation to do some things. 2254 01:52:00,560 --> 01:52:05,400 Speaker 2: For well, it's it's an opportunity to be effective. 2255 01:52:05,320 --> 01:52:10,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, to be effectively altruistic towards yourself. Specifically, Sam 2256 01:52:10,520 --> 01:52:13,280 Speaker 3: and his brother Gabriel Bankman Freed is actually the guy 2257 01:52:13,439 --> 01:52:19,559 Speaker 3: sort of like organizing this attempted endeavor using ftx's charitable 2258 01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:22,920 Speaker 3: donation's arm and their goal was to purchase the entire 2259 01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:26,679 Speaker 3: island in order to construct what Gabe called a bunker 2260 01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:29,639 Speaker 3: shelter that would be used to quote ensure that most 2261 01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:33,080 Speaker 3: effective altruists survive in the event that between fifty percent 2262 01:52:33,200 --> 01:52:35,519 Speaker 3: and ninety nine point ninety nine percent of the world 2263 01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:37,800 Speaker 3: population perishing a catastrophe. 2264 01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:42,040 Speaker 2: Jesus, And that's like a pretty common this. I feel 2265 01:52:42,080 --> 01:52:44,679 Speaker 2: like the gabe of the situation is a very common 2266 01:52:44,920 --> 01:52:50,200 Speaker 2: character in batle, like just the devious brother. I mean, 2267 01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:52,719 Speaker 2: I hate the bastard most of all, but I really 2268 01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:55,640 Speaker 2: detest the devious brother as well. There's just it just 2269 01:52:55,760 --> 01:52:58,080 Speaker 2: weeks of insecurity. We get your own grift. 2270 01:52:57,920 --> 01:53:00,760 Speaker 3: Man, especially since they're framing it not look, you know, 2271 01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:02,400 Speaker 3: when you got like a guy like Peter teal right, 2272 01:53:02,439 --> 01:53:04,800 Speaker 3: and everybody knows Peter Teel's got like an evil, rich 2273 01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:07,120 Speaker 3: guy bunker to wait out the end of the world 2274 01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:09,439 Speaker 3: if it happens, And like, fuck Peter Teal. But at 2275 01:53:09,520 --> 01:53:12,160 Speaker 3: least that's Peter Teel's not pretending I have a bunker 2276 01:53:12,240 --> 01:53:14,920 Speaker 3: to like save the world by putting aside just the 2277 01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:16,680 Speaker 3: best people. He's like, no, I'm a giant piece of 2278 01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:19,400 Speaker 3: shit and I'm gonna save myself if things go wrong. Okay, 2279 01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:22,759 Speaker 3: Like fuck you, Peter Teal, But at least it's honest they're. 2280 01:53:22,600 --> 01:53:24,799 Speaker 2: Framing it as like a blood bunker for just boys. 2281 01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:29,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's me and my blood boys. Jab is like, no, 2282 01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:31,920 Speaker 3: we have to in the event there's an apocalypse, we 2283 01:53:32,000 --> 01:53:34,200 Speaker 3: have to save all the eas because they're the best 2284 01:53:34,320 --> 01:53:37,200 Speaker 3: people and that's what's best for the world. That will do. 2285 01:53:37,600 --> 01:53:40,479 Speaker 3: We're utilitarians, right, The greatest good for the greatest number 2286 01:53:40,479 --> 01:53:42,519 Speaker 3: of people is to save all of the best people, 2287 01:53:42,760 --> 01:53:45,320 Speaker 3: which is me and my friends, the other finance kids 2288 01:53:45,479 --> 01:53:47,840 Speaker 3: who call themselves effective altruists so they don't have to 2289 01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,040 Speaker 3: feel bad for the fact that all they do is 2290 01:53:50,120 --> 01:53:53,040 Speaker 3: play the stock market like every other piece of shit anyway. 2291 01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:54,720 Speaker 2: So lucky that they all met each other. 2292 01:53:55,040 --> 01:53:58,760 Speaker 3: So lucky all the good people. I would love, I 2293 01:53:58,800 --> 01:54:01,920 Speaker 3: would love, honestly, Like, look, when the when the strike 2294 01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:04,400 Speaker 3: is over, somebody at a network, bring me on. I 2295 01:54:04,479 --> 01:54:08,520 Speaker 3: will write you a banger fucking script about an apocalypse 2296 01:54:08,560 --> 01:54:11,040 Speaker 3: where just the EA guys are left in their bunker 2297 01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:12,040 Speaker 3: trying to figure out the. 2298 01:54:12,080 --> 01:54:17,200 Speaker 2: Signy okay, another incentive to end the strike. That would 2299 01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:18,040 Speaker 2: fucking rip. 2300 01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:20,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we could do. We could do quite a tale. 2301 01:54:20,479 --> 01:54:22,320 Speaker 3: We could have some fun with this one, Jamie. 2302 01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:26,839 Speaker 2: I don't I think that there would be some effective 2303 01:54:26,880 --> 01:54:30,600 Speaker 2: altruist like ridiculous enough to do cameos. 2304 01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:33,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we could get We could get fucking William 2305 01:54:33,800 --> 01:54:37,920 Speaker 3: mccaskell in there no problem, bring his Scottish ass on board. Yeah, 2306 01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:42,680 Speaker 3: vain little perverts. Oh and they're all they're all I'm 2307 01:54:42,720 --> 01:54:44,800 Speaker 3: gonna be honest, kind of stupid. So I bet we 2308 01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:48,240 Speaker 3: could trick him like you don't have journalistic ethics with 2309 01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:50,760 Speaker 3: an HBO show. Yeah, we could just say we're bringing 2310 01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:53,560 Speaker 3: them on for an interview. We could like film around them, 2311 01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:59,400 Speaker 3: liking what was that fucking movie with Steve Martin where 2312 01:54:59,440 --> 01:55:02,760 Speaker 3: they where they have to film the fake movie around Uh, 2313 01:55:02,960 --> 01:55:03,760 Speaker 3: what is it, Chris. 2314 01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:10,080 Speaker 2: Rock Shit, Oh it's the it's oh see now you're. 2315 01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:12,000 Speaker 3: Now now now it's I know. It's driving me nuts. 2316 01:55:12,080 --> 01:55:13,040 Speaker 3: We have to figure this out. 2317 01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:15,440 Speaker 2: Uh, I rewatched it recently. 2318 01:55:15,960 --> 01:55:16,600 Speaker 3: It holds up. 2319 01:55:17,560 --> 01:55:20,080 Speaker 2: It does hold up. It's like one of the best movies. 2320 01:55:20,840 --> 01:55:24,520 Speaker 3: Bofinger fucking dope. We could do a bow finger with 2321 01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:27,080 Speaker 3: William mccaskell where he thinks he's getting interviewed for a 2322 01:55:27,200 --> 01:55:30,360 Speaker 3: documentary and we're really making him the bad guy off 2323 01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:35,440 Speaker 3: our HBO series, bringing Steve Martin to fuck it he's 2324 01:55:35,440 --> 01:55:36,360 Speaker 3: still he still got it. 2325 01:55:37,160 --> 01:55:38,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got good politics. 2326 01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:39,480 Speaker 3: He'd be great. 2327 01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:40,000 Speaker 2: Yeah. 2328 01:55:41,560 --> 01:55:44,720 Speaker 3: Uh glad, glad we remembered it. Watch Bowfinger, guys. It 2329 01:55:44,800 --> 01:55:45,640 Speaker 3: holds up truly. 2330 01:55:45,800 --> 01:55:48,240 Speaker 2: If you take anything away from today, it really does. 2331 01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,840 Speaker 2: I was shocked at how well it helped. 2332 01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:55,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, startlingly good movie, pretty good like scientology joke. So 2333 01:55:56,280 --> 01:56:00,520 Speaker 3: Gabriel Bankman freed ran ftx's charitable donations wing, which included 2334 01:56:00,560 --> 01:56:03,000 Speaker 3: a ton of money for what many people have characterized 2335 01:56:03,040 --> 01:56:06,720 Speaker 3: as political bribes. I'm not saying that he was bribing 2336 01:56:06,800 --> 01:56:08,720 Speaker 3: politicians for FTX. I'm saying that's what a lot of 2337 01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:10,520 Speaker 3: people have characterized what he was doing as. 2338 01:56:11,120 --> 01:56:11,280 Speaker 1: Now. 2339 01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:13,560 Speaker 3: That much has been known for a while, but it 2340 01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:16,440 Speaker 3: was not until the current management of what remains of 2341 01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:20,240 Speaker 3: FTX sued Sam. Because again there's new management that's trying 2342 01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:22,280 Speaker 3: to recover as much money as possible, and they're throwing 2343 01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:24,760 Speaker 3: Sam under the bus because why wouldn't they. And that's 2344 01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:26,680 Speaker 3: how all this stuff got revealed because they have all 2345 01:56:26,760 --> 01:56:29,960 Speaker 3: of ftx's internal communications, so they found a bunch of 2346 01:56:30,040 --> 01:56:33,360 Speaker 3: shit like that Sam was having Gabriel try to buy 2347 01:56:33,440 --> 01:56:37,040 Speaker 3: the island of Nauru. Now it is unclear how serious 2348 01:56:37,120 --> 01:56:39,960 Speaker 3: their attempt to buy this island was a representative of 2349 01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:42,640 Speaker 3: the island's government has been like, no, no, no, we 2350 01:56:42,720 --> 01:56:45,200 Speaker 3: were never putting our island for sale. This was never 2351 01:56:45,280 --> 01:56:48,280 Speaker 3: a thing that was going to happen. And maybe that 2352 01:56:48,480 --> 01:56:51,200 Speaker 3: is the case, maybe they were just being idiots fucking around. 2353 01:56:51,560 --> 01:56:54,280 Speaker 3: But in a memo between Gabriel and an FTX officer, 2354 01:56:54,360 --> 01:56:57,800 Speaker 3: the discussion was centered around the idea of buying the island, 2355 01:56:57,880 --> 01:56:59,960 Speaker 3: of being in control of it as a sovereign country, 2356 01:57:00,440 --> 01:57:01,760 Speaker 3: not just purchasing land. 2357 01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:04,880 Speaker 2: So I mean, that's a lot of work for a bit. 2358 01:57:05,080 --> 01:57:07,360 Speaker 2: Not that I put it past him, but I'm just like, 2359 01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:09,440 Speaker 2: it's not sounding like, yeah. 2360 01:57:09,720 --> 01:57:13,040 Speaker 3: No, I think I don't put it past It's possible 2361 01:57:13,080 --> 01:57:16,880 Speaker 3: that Naru whatever is telling whatever government officials telling the 2362 01:57:16,960 --> 01:57:19,600 Speaker 3: truth they were never considering selling the island. But it's 2363 01:57:19,600 --> 01:57:22,520 Speaker 3: also possible that Gabe at all believed they could buy 2364 01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:24,040 Speaker 3: the island right right. 2365 01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:28,120 Speaker 2: They may in fact be that dumb yeah yeah, yeah. 2366 01:57:28,560 --> 01:57:32,080 Speaker 3: Now, there were discussions between these FDx guys about using 2367 01:57:32,160 --> 01:57:36,800 Speaker 3: Naru as a base for human genetic experimentation. You get 2368 01:57:36,840 --> 01:57:39,480 Speaker 3: the feeling that what their goal was to create modified 2369 01:57:39,560 --> 01:57:43,640 Speaker 3: posthuman godlike bodies for their fellow effective altruists so that 2370 01:57:43,680 --> 01:57:47,640 Speaker 3: they can live forever and dominate mankind after the collapse 2371 01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:50,360 Speaker 3: is undying immortals that just. 2372 01:57:50,520 --> 01:57:56,640 Speaker 2: Sent the ugliest photoshopped image like it was involuntary, how 2373 01:57:56,760 --> 01:58:03,400 Speaker 2: quickly the like no neck, huge chest photoshops super. 2374 01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:08,200 Speaker 3: So absolutely absolutely, Hey, yeah, it's a It sounds like 2375 01:58:08,280 --> 01:58:11,680 Speaker 3: a mix between uh, that one video game with the 2376 01:58:11,720 --> 01:58:16,120 Speaker 3: big robot dinosaurs and those sci fi books by that 2377 01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:18,440 Speaker 3: guy who wound up being real anti Muslim. 2378 01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:22,120 Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, it could be a lot of guys. 2379 01:58:22,160 --> 01:58:23,040 Speaker 2: I wonder which guy. 2380 01:58:23,320 --> 01:58:27,400 Speaker 3: Oh it's I think uh Ilium and olympos Uk. I 2381 01:58:27,480 --> 01:58:29,640 Speaker 3: forget the name of the author, but the premise of 2382 01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:32,200 Speaker 3: the book is that like in the future, a bunch 2383 01:58:32,280 --> 01:58:34,960 Speaker 3: of rich guys turn themselves into gods and decide to 2384 01:58:35,080 --> 01:58:38,120 Speaker 3: like recreate the Trojan War with themself as the Greek gods, 2385 01:58:38,240 --> 01:58:41,520 Speaker 3: and they like resurrect a bunch of dead archaeologists to 2386 01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:44,200 Speaker 3: make sure that they get the details right. It's it's fun, 2387 01:58:44,320 --> 01:58:46,840 Speaker 3: it's it's it's quite a series, except for the weird 2388 01:58:46,920 --> 01:58:52,040 Speaker 3: moments of bigotry. Oh that good stuff. Dan Simmons I 2389 01:58:52,080 --> 01:58:56,320 Speaker 3: think is the author anyway, So yeah, they're talking about 2390 01:58:56,440 --> 01:59:00,040 Speaker 3: we want to create a human genetic experimentation based and 2391 01:59:00,080 --> 01:59:02,320 Speaker 3: they're like, we want to figure out what the sensible 2392 01:59:02,440 --> 01:59:05,760 Speaker 3: regulations around human genetic enhancement are, but we also want 2393 01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:08,880 Speaker 3: to build a lab. And while they're talking about this, 2394 01:59:09,040 --> 01:59:12,640 Speaker 3: Gabriel ads cryptically, probably there are other things it's useful 2395 01:59:12,680 --> 01:59:15,160 Speaker 3: to do with a sovereign country. I don't know what 2396 01:59:15,280 --> 01:59:19,520 Speaker 3: he means by that, but yeah, probably huh so that 2397 01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:22,200 Speaker 3: could be as banal is just like money laundering, which 2398 01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:25,200 Speaker 3: Nauru obviously is quite a history of, or issuing things 2399 01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:27,760 Speaker 3: like passports. But given the fact that all these dummies 2400 01:59:27,800 --> 01:59:30,480 Speaker 3: are permanently poisoned by a mixture of sci fi fandoms 2401 01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:32,720 Speaker 3: and weird futurist cults, I think it's safe to say 2402 01:59:32,760 --> 01:59:34,440 Speaker 3: we all dodged a bullet by the fact that they 2403 01:59:34,520 --> 01:59:38,800 Speaker 3: never got too far in this scheme. Now, my favorite 2404 01:59:38,800 --> 01:59:40,760 Speaker 3: thing about this whole idea is how dumb it is 2405 01:59:40,920 --> 01:59:44,080 Speaker 3: on its face. There are some countries that could act 2406 01:59:44,160 --> 01:59:46,960 Speaker 3: as really good apocalypse shelters for the super rich, right 2407 01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:49,000 Speaker 3: Switzerland is one. A lot of rich people have their 2408 01:59:49,000 --> 01:59:53,160 Speaker 3: apocalypse shelters in Switzerland. New Zealand is another. But the 2409 01:59:53,280 --> 01:59:55,520 Speaker 3: problem for that is that, like Switzerland and New Zealand 2410 01:59:55,680 --> 01:59:58,720 Speaker 3: are both functional states. Obviously, if you're a billionaire there, 2411 01:59:58,760 --> 02:00:00,800 Speaker 3: you can have some outsized fluence, but you're not just 2412 02:00:00,880 --> 02:00:03,440 Speaker 3: going to run everything because there's other interests and like 2413 02:00:03,560 --> 02:00:06,880 Speaker 3: a functional system of government in place in all of 2414 02:00:06,960 --> 02:00:09,760 Speaker 3: those places. I think Sam and them were hoping that 2415 02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:13,040 Speaker 3: since Nauru's small enough, they could just utterly dominate the government, 2416 02:00:13,480 --> 02:00:16,080 Speaker 3: but they ignored the fact that it's like one of 2417 02:00:16,160 --> 02:00:19,320 Speaker 3: the worst places imaginable to have as an apocalypse shelter. 2418 02:00:20,080 --> 02:00:22,520 Speaker 3: For one thing, the island does not grow much food, 2419 02:00:22,600 --> 02:00:24,840 Speaker 3: which means it has to important ninety percent of what 2420 02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:27,480 Speaker 3: it needs to sustain its very small population. 2421 02:00:28,160 --> 02:00:31,760 Speaker 2: It has all good. We have so much money, it's okay. 2422 02:00:31,600 --> 02:00:35,800 Speaker 3: We'll just keep importing it. Yeah. It also has very 2423 02:00:35,840 --> 02:00:38,320 Speaker 3: little fresh water, and most of its infrastructure is on 2424 02:00:38,440 --> 02:00:41,720 Speaker 3: the coast and vulnerable to both rising sea levels and hurricanes. 2425 02:00:42,080 --> 02:00:44,240 Speaker 3: It is very close to the bottom of places that 2426 02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:48,480 Speaker 3: you would want to have as a shelter. So very funny. 2427 02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:53,200 Speaker 3: All these people are silly, now, Jamie. The main reason 2428 02:00:53,840 --> 02:00:56,640 Speaker 3: current FTX is revealing all this is that they are 2429 02:00:56,800 --> 02:01:00,400 Speaker 3: suing the old management of the country, a company i e. Sam, 2430 02:01:00,800 --> 02:01:03,240 Speaker 3: to try and reclaim a billion or so dollars, They 2431 02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:06,920 Speaker 3: argue was funneled illegally into nonsense like this and into 2432 02:01:06,960 --> 02:01:09,200 Speaker 3: the pockets of bankman Freed and his lieutenants in the 2433 02:01:09,280 --> 02:01:13,600 Speaker 3: months before FTXX collapsed due to insolvency. The lawsuit against 2434 02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:16,800 Speaker 3: Sam also includes some more confounding lines described in this 2435 02:01:16,920 --> 02:01:19,440 Speaker 3: paragraph from an article on the suit by crypto news 2436 02:01:19,520 --> 02:01:22,960 Speaker 3: site decrypt. The lawsuit further says that the projects run 2437 02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:27,000 Speaker 3: by the FTX Foundation were frequently misguided and sometimes dystopian. 2438 02:01:27,440 --> 02:01:30,320 Speaker 3: These included a three hundred dollars one thousand dollars grant 2439 02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:32,440 Speaker 3: to an individual to write a book about how to 2440 02:01:32,520 --> 02:01:35,840 Speaker 3: figure out what humans utility function are, as well as 2441 02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:38,280 Speaker 3: a four hundred thousand dollars grant to an entity that 2442 02:01:38,360 --> 02:01:42,920 Speaker 3: posted YouTube videos related to rationalist and effective altruism material, 2443 02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:47,840 Speaker 3: including videos on grabby aliens. Now, does that all seem 2444 02:01:47,920 --> 02:01:49,280 Speaker 3: like nonsense to you, Jamie? 2445 02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:52,960 Speaker 2: I don't know, Robert. Let's hear them out about the 2446 02:01:53,200 --> 02:01:54,080 Speaker 2: grabby a bi. 2447 02:01:54,520 --> 02:01:57,560 Speaker 3: Don't worry, I'm going to explain all of this horseshit 2448 02:01:57,720 --> 02:01:57,920 Speaker 3: to you. 2449 02:01:58,360 --> 02:02:03,440 Speaker 2: Uh my god, Yeah, kind of rick and morty ass nonsense. 2450 02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:06,640 Speaker 3: It is some rick and morty ass nonsense. It's much 2451 02:02:06,720 --> 02:02:08,960 Speaker 3: dumber than anything in Rick and Morty because at least 2452 02:02:09,040 --> 02:02:11,800 Speaker 3: some of the people there understand story structure. 2453 02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:15,240 Speaker 2: Unlike them at please understand that it's a joke, that 2454 02:02:15,360 --> 02:02:15,880 Speaker 2: it's a bit. 2455 02:02:16,080 --> 02:02:19,760 Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, so if you aren't terminally adhered to one 2456 02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:22,600 Speaker 3: of the stupidest subcultures in the broader tech sphere, that 2457 02:02:22,760 --> 02:02:25,240 Speaker 3: probably does seem like nonsense, and it is. But let's 2458 02:02:25,240 --> 02:02:28,240 Speaker 3: start with the bit about paying someone three hundred grand 2459 02:02:28,440 --> 02:02:31,920 Speaker 3: to write about what a human's utility function is. Now, yes, 2460 02:02:32,120 --> 02:02:36,120 Speaker 3: what is a utility function? Great question? In economics, a 2461 02:02:36,320 --> 02:02:40,000 Speaker 3: utility function is the measure of welfare or satisfaction of 2462 02:02:40,080 --> 02:02:42,960 Speaker 3: a consumer as a function of the consumption of real 2463 02:02:43,080 --> 02:02:45,600 Speaker 3: goods like food. In simple terms, it's a way of 2464 02:02:45,680 --> 02:02:49,000 Speaker 3: describing the satisfaction or other benefits gained by consuming a 2465 02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:53,240 Speaker 3: specific resource. This is important to rational choice theory, which 2466 02:02:53,280 --> 02:02:56,520 Speaker 3: is a theory that states that individuals use rational calculations 2467 02:02:56,560 --> 02:02:59,760 Speaker 3: to make rational choices to achieve outcomes aligned with their 2468 02:02:59,760 --> 02:03:03,720 Speaker 3: own objectives. Now, most people who aren't economists think that 2469 02:03:03,880 --> 02:03:06,600 Speaker 3: talking about the economy this way is silly, because people 2470 02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:09,240 Speaker 3: are not in fact rational actors, and in fact, we 2471 02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:12,920 Speaker 3: make shitty decisions all the time, guided by misinformation or 2472 02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:16,120 Speaker 3: pressure that causes us to inaccurately interpret the potential value 2473 02:03:16,160 --> 02:03:19,640 Speaker 3: of something like a college education versus the cost of say, 2474 02:03:19,720 --> 02:03:20,480 Speaker 3: student loans. 2475 02:03:20,680 --> 02:03:24,880 Speaker 2: Right, one could argue that Sam Bateman, Freed and co. 2476 02:03:25,160 --> 02:03:28,800 Speaker 2: Are a great example of a wonderful example of the irrationality. 2477 02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:33,720 Speaker 3: But that's economics. This is not an economics podcast. I'm 2478 02:03:33,760 --> 02:03:36,000 Speaker 3: not an economist. And the way that Bankman, Freed and 2479 02:03:36,120 --> 02:03:39,200 Speaker 3: his fellow Eas talk about utility functions is not the 2480 02:03:39,320 --> 02:03:42,000 Speaker 3: same as how economists talk about it. Right, So when 2481 02:03:42,040 --> 02:03:44,040 Speaker 3: economists are talking about this, it's part of how to 2482 02:03:44,160 --> 02:03:47,760 Speaker 3: kind of figure out why people might make rational choices 2483 02:03:47,800 --> 02:03:50,680 Speaker 3: by understanding like the value of sort of the ranked 2484 02:03:51,120 --> 02:03:53,600 Speaker 3: like preference they give to certain things that they might 2485 02:03:53,640 --> 02:03:57,520 Speaker 3: expend resources on. Broadly speaking, when Bankman, Freed and Eas 2486 02:03:57,600 --> 02:04:01,440 Speaker 3: talk about utility functions, what they mean is something even 2487 02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:04,000 Speaker 3: more abstract. And I'm going to quote from a summary 2488 02:04:04,080 --> 02:04:06,680 Speaker 3: from a write up on a effective altruism dot org, 2489 02:04:06,840 --> 02:04:09,440 Speaker 3: a website you should avoid at all costs. Quote. 2490 02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:11,720 Speaker 2: I'm really not looking forward to finding out how this 2491 02:04:12,000 --> 02:04:14,680 Speaker 2: somehow relates to the grabby aliens. 2492 02:04:15,000 --> 02:04:19,000 Speaker 5: I'm sorry, in a very dumb way Jamie quote okay, 2493 02:04:19,120 --> 02:04:23,200 Speaker 5: good eas and rationalists love dropping the term in every conversation. 2494 02:04:23,440 --> 02:04:26,520 Speaker 3: Using the term utility function can be immensely helpful when 2495 02:04:26,560 --> 02:04:29,600 Speaker 3: aiming to maximize positive impact or do the most good. 2496 02:04:29,960 --> 02:04:32,960 Speaker 3: The concept of a utility function provides a systematic way 2497 02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:36,240 Speaker 3: to quantify and compare the potential benefits of different actions, 2498 02:04:36,520 --> 02:04:39,560 Speaker 3: thus helping to guide decision making toward the most effective outcomes. 2499 02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:43,839 Speaker 3: By representing values, goals, or beneficial outcomes numerically, utility functions 2500 02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:47,560 Speaker 3: allow for a structured comparison and prioritization of actions. If, 2501 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:50,720 Speaker 3: for example, your goal is to alleviate global suffering, you 2502 02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:53,680 Speaker 3: could assign values to different charitable actions based on their 2503 02:04:53,800 --> 02:04:57,640 Speaker 3: estimated impact, thus creating utility function. This function can then 2504 02:04:57,680 --> 02:05:00,000 Speaker 3: guide you to allocate your resources like time or mone 2505 02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:03,560 Speaker 3: money where they will generate the greatest utility or good. Now, 2506 02:05:03,880 --> 02:05:06,720 Speaker 3: that just seems like you're saying you should try to 2507 02:05:06,760 --> 02:05:09,480 Speaker 3: figure out how your money's gonna be spent best right 2508 02:05:09,600 --> 02:05:12,280 Speaker 3: before you spend it. But that's not actually what they're saying. 2509 02:05:12,360 --> 02:05:14,680 Speaker 3: What they are doing here is they are they are 2510 02:05:14,760 --> 02:05:17,200 Speaker 3: set like a utility function. This context is a way 2511 02:05:17,240 --> 02:05:19,880 Speaker 3: of assigning a number that you have made up. There 2512 02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:22,760 Speaker 3: is no objective value to this number. There's no rigor 2513 02:05:22,840 --> 02:05:26,720 Speaker 3: to this. You are making up a number to determine 2514 02:05:26,800 --> 02:05:30,120 Speaker 3: the value of spending your money in certain ways. And 2515 02:05:30,240 --> 02:05:32,400 Speaker 3: you are doing this so that whatever it is you 2516 02:05:32,480 --> 02:05:35,840 Speaker 3: want to do with your money, you can justify numerically 2517 02:05:36,040 --> 02:05:38,920 Speaker 3: as the scientifically best way to spend your money. So 2518 02:05:39,320 --> 02:05:42,440 Speaker 3: I see you can you can argue in this way 2519 02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:45,280 Speaker 3: by assigning these values whenever wonky way you want. Now, 2520 02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:48,560 Speaker 3: me paying taxes to fund roads and a healthcare system 2521 02:05:48,640 --> 02:05:51,120 Speaker 3: is a shitty use of my money because it doesn't 2522 02:05:51,200 --> 02:05:53,600 Speaker 3: optimize this thing that I consider to be of higher 2523 02:05:53,720 --> 02:05:55,840 Speaker 3: long term value. And the thing that's a higher long 2524 02:05:55,920 --> 02:05:59,200 Speaker 3: term value to me is spending money on fucking space 2525 02:05:59,280 --> 02:06:01,480 Speaker 3: travel research so that I can be a demi god 2526 02:06:01,560 --> 02:06:04,200 Speaker 3: on Mars. Right, that's best for human beings in the 2527 02:06:04,280 --> 02:06:07,240 Speaker 3: long term. So in utilitarian speak, you know, the greatest 2528 02:06:07,280 --> 02:06:09,000 Speaker 3: good for the greatest number of people is that's getting 2529 02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:11,560 Speaker 3: to Mars as opposed to feeding starving people. Right now, 2530 02:06:11,640 --> 02:06:13,960 Speaker 3: you know the utility function of getting to Mars is 2531 02:06:14,080 --> 02:06:15,720 Speaker 3: much higher, So that's where our money ought to go. 2532 02:06:16,440 --> 02:06:18,640 Speaker 2: Well, it's all, yeah, it just like comes down to 2533 02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:22,720 Speaker 2: like the great The greatest good is me hah, smiling 2534 02:06:22,800 --> 02:06:23,280 Speaker 2: a little bit. 2535 02:06:23,480 --> 02:06:28,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. There's literally some writing on that in that vein. 2536 02:06:28,760 --> 02:06:31,360 Speaker 3: So it is through math like this that EAS are 2537 02:06:31,400 --> 02:06:33,280 Speaker 3: able to look at at a world where millions face 2538 02:06:33,400 --> 02:06:35,760 Speaker 3: death by famine or disease or rising sea levels and 2539 02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:38,040 Speaker 3: say the best way to help the planet is for 2540 02:06:38,200 --> 02:06:41,000 Speaker 3: us to become finance Bros. And then spend our money 2541 02:06:41,080 --> 02:06:44,920 Speaker 3: investing in AI companies or whatever. The fundamental selfishness of 2542 02:06:44,960 --> 02:06:46,920 Speaker 3: this whole community is made clear when you read the 2543 02:06:47,080 --> 02:06:49,960 Speaker 3: essays these people write on their websites, like less Wrong, 2544 02:06:50,400 --> 02:06:55,040 Speaker 3: a blog founded by self declared AIX Yeah, Eliza Yidkowski. 2545 02:06:55,120 --> 02:06:58,680 Speaker 3: Yidkowski is a rationalist, which is a related subculture to 2546 02:06:58,760 --> 02:07:01,400 Speaker 3: the EAS. There's a lot of lead over Sam and 2547 02:07:01,480 --> 02:07:04,960 Speaker 3: a lot of his people were rationalists or rationalists adjacent 2548 02:07:05,560 --> 02:07:09,040 Speaker 3: and Yeah. To give you an idea of how these 2549 02:07:09,080 --> 02:07:11,360 Speaker 3: people talk about utility functions, I'm going to read an 2550 02:07:11,440 --> 02:07:14,400 Speaker 3: excerpt from an article on this website titled your utility 2551 02:07:14,480 --> 02:07:18,720 Speaker 3: function is your utility Function? By David Udell. I've been 2552 02:07:18,760 --> 02:07:21,760 Speaker 3: thinking a lot lately about exactly how altruistic I am. 2553 02:07:21,920 --> 02:07:23,760 Speaker 3: The truth is that I'm not sure I care a 2554 02:07:23,800 --> 02:07:26,120 Speaker 3: lot about not dying, and about my girlfriend and family 2555 02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:28,800 Speaker 3: and friends not dying, and about all of humanity not dying, 2556 02:07:29,040 --> 02:07:31,280 Speaker 3: and about all life on this planet not dying too. 2557 02:07:31,680 --> 02:07:33,960 Speaker 3: And I care about the glorious transhium in future and 2558 02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:36,240 Speaker 3: all that and the ten to the fiftieth power or 2559 02:07:36,280 --> 02:07:39,920 Speaker 3: whatever possible good future lives hanging in the balance. And 2560 02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:42,280 Speaker 3: I care about some of these things disproportionately to their 2561 02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:44,960 Speaker 3: apparent moral magnitude. But what I care about is what 2562 02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:47,720 Speaker 3: I care about. Rationality is the art of getting more 2563 02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:50,720 Speaker 3: of what you want, whatever that is, of systematized winning 2564 02:07:50,840 --> 02:07:53,200 Speaker 3: by your own lights. You will totally fail in that 2565 02:07:53,360 --> 02:07:55,560 Speaker 3: art if you bulldoze your values in a desperate effort 2566 02:07:55,600 --> 02:07:57,480 Speaker 3: to fit in or to be a good person, or 2567 02:07:57,560 --> 02:08:00,280 Speaker 3: to in the way you're a model of society seems 2568 02:08:00,320 --> 02:08:02,800 Speaker 3: to ask you to. So you see what he's saying, 2569 02:08:02,840 --> 02:08:05,080 Speaker 3: if you read between the lines there, what the most 2570 02:08:05,200 --> 02:08:07,920 Speaker 3: rational thing for me to do is whatever makes me feel. 2571 02:08:07,680 --> 02:08:09,960 Speaker 2: Best, whatever gives me a little smile. 2572 02:08:10,200 --> 02:08:13,360 Speaker 3: Don't let people shame you for spending your resources, you know, 2573 02:08:13,680 --> 02:08:17,720 Speaker 3: entirely on yourself and your own whims like you're actually 2574 02:08:17,840 --> 02:08:18,200 Speaker 3: a hero. 2575 02:08:18,440 --> 02:08:21,960 Speaker 2: If you do that is it is so fascinating to 2576 02:08:22,000 --> 02:08:25,080 Speaker 2: me to watch, like, I don't know, it seems like 2577 02:08:25,160 --> 02:08:29,200 Speaker 2: this like self conscious reflex where they feel the need 2578 02:08:29,440 --> 02:08:37,960 Speaker 2: to define rational by something that is more closely aligned 2579 02:08:38,000 --> 02:08:41,440 Speaker 2: with reality and then immediately be like, but what that 2580 02:08:41,640 --> 02:08:44,400 Speaker 2: actually means is yeah, that's odds. 2581 02:08:45,400 --> 02:08:47,760 Speaker 3: The core of it is always being able to say that, like, well, 2582 02:08:48,000 --> 02:08:50,440 Speaker 3: if you suggest the number one, I have a responsibility 2583 02:08:50,520 --> 02:08:53,200 Speaker 3: to other people, and that that responsibility is to some 2584 02:08:53,360 --> 02:08:55,240 Speaker 3: extent out of my hands, which is what we all 2585 02:08:55,320 --> 02:08:58,640 Speaker 3: say when we're in a society. Right, I don't have kids. 2586 02:08:59,040 --> 02:09:01,200 Speaker 3: I don't have a choice not to spend some of 2587 02:09:01,320 --> 02:09:04,320 Speaker 3: the significant amount of money I pay in taxes educating 2588 02:09:04,400 --> 02:09:07,640 Speaker 3: other people's kids. Now, I'm not a complete piece of shit, 2589 02:09:07,760 --> 02:09:11,160 Speaker 3: so I'm fine with that because, like I've I've done 2590 02:09:11,320 --> 02:09:14,640 Speaker 3: very well for myself, and kids need educations. That's just 2591 02:09:14,760 --> 02:09:17,920 Speaker 3: a nice way for the world to work. But these 2592 02:09:18,040 --> 02:09:20,360 Speaker 3: people are more of the feeling that, like, no, I 2593 02:09:20,480 --> 02:09:24,160 Speaker 3: should do whatever is possible to avoid paying for, you know, 2594 02:09:24,280 --> 02:09:26,560 Speaker 3: a public school system. And in fact, I'm often going 2595 02:09:26,600 --> 02:09:29,280 Speaker 3: to advocate for some sort of like weird voucher based 2596 02:09:29,360 --> 02:09:33,320 Speaker 3: system that allows me to not fund public schools because 2597 02:09:33,320 --> 02:09:35,320 Speaker 3: the greatest good for the greatest number of peoples, for 2598 02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:38,040 Speaker 3: me to ensure that like me and my rich kid 2599 02:09:38,160 --> 02:09:40,960 Speaker 3: friends all get to send our kids to special schools 2600 02:09:41,040 --> 02:09:44,200 Speaker 3: where like what you know, fuck anybody else, Like I 2601 02:09:44,240 --> 02:09:47,120 Speaker 3: don't have any other responsibility for the broader population. All 2602 02:09:47,160 --> 02:09:51,080 Speaker 3: that actually matters is like me maximizing you know, my 2603 02:09:51,240 --> 02:09:54,080 Speaker 3: own personal happiness. But I still want to feel like 2604 02:09:54,440 --> 02:09:56,480 Speaker 3: like I'm a hero for doing it. Right, if I 2605 02:09:56,600 --> 02:09:59,680 Speaker 3: avoid paying taxes in order to like spend all of 2606 02:09:59,720 --> 02:10:02,400 Speaker 3: my mind money investing in open AI so that I 2607 02:10:02,480 --> 02:10:04,960 Speaker 3: can like take people's jobs away, like I want to 2608 02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:07,640 Speaker 3: feel like a hero for doing that, because what I'm 2609 02:10:07,720 --> 02:10:09,840 Speaker 3: arguing is that it's best for you know, the people 2610 02:10:09,920 --> 02:10:11,600 Speaker 3: with five hundred years from now, and there's going to 2611 02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:13,360 Speaker 3: be more of them there than there are today. So 2612 02:10:13,480 --> 02:10:15,800 Speaker 3: I'm a hero for like getting rich off of this 2613 02:10:15,960 --> 02:10:16,720 Speaker 3: company today. 2614 02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:19,920 Speaker 2: You know, yes, well, because there's first of all, there's 2615 02:10:20,200 --> 02:10:22,720 Speaker 2: definitely going to be people in five hundred. 2616 02:10:22,480 --> 02:10:27,040 Speaker 3: Years, sure, for sure, definitely, Garrett, if these eas get 2617 02:10:27,080 --> 02:10:28,560 Speaker 3: their way, sure yeah. 2618 02:10:28,760 --> 02:10:31,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. If we are doing the most good there, 2619 02:10:32,320 --> 02:10:35,160 Speaker 2: that's so fucking exhausting. I mean, it does, like your 2620 02:10:35,200 --> 02:10:39,200 Speaker 2: Peter Teel example, not that you know, doing evil is 2621 02:10:39,360 --> 02:10:42,200 Speaker 2: good in any capacity, But the most exhausting kind of 2622 02:10:42,320 --> 02:10:45,800 Speaker 2: evil is the one that also insists on you validating 2623 02:10:45,880 --> 02:10:47,440 Speaker 2: that it's not actually. 2624 02:10:47,280 --> 02:10:49,200 Speaker 3: Evil all that time, that it deserves to. 2625 02:10:49,280 --> 02:10:52,480 Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up and ruin my life or don't. 2626 02:10:53,000 --> 02:10:54,840 Speaker 3: It's the same thing with a lot of these fucking 2627 02:10:54,960 --> 02:10:57,520 Speaker 3: right wing media grifters, where like it's not enough for 2628 02:10:57,600 --> 02:11:00,120 Speaker 3: them to be rich, it's not enough for them to 2629 02:11:00,280 --> 02:11:04,000 Speaker 3: like get their way politically. They feel like they have 2630 02:11:04,320 --> 02:11:08,760 Speaker 3: like an ethical their owde, like being cool and respected, 2631 02:11:09,200 --> 02:11:10,840 Speaker 3: And it's the same thing to like, these people are 2632 02:11:10,840 --> 02:11:14,480 Speaker 3: all finance schools. They are all like actively fighting to 2633 02:11:14,640 --> 02:11:18,000 Speaker 3: avoid paying taxes and to be able to concentrate ever 2634 02:11:18,120 --> 02:11:20,760 Speaker 3: more power in an ever smaller number of people, to 2635 02:11:20,880 --> 02:11:24,240 Speaker 3: destroy the lives of you know, artists and people who 2636 02:11:24,360 --> 02:11:27,240 Speaker 3: are like working folks in order to like make more 2637 02:11:27,280 --> 02:11:30,120 Speaker 3: short term profits. This is all what they actually care 2638 02:11:30,160 --> 02:11:34,240 Speaker 3: about personally, but they want to feel like Gandhi while 2639 02:11:34,280 --> 02:11:37,960 Speaker 3: they do it right, because what they're doing is guaranteeing. 2640 02:11:38,080 --> 02:11:40,320 Speaker 3: What they'll argue Jamie is that like, well, you know 2641 02:11:40,960 --> 02:11:43,080 Speaker 3: this may hurt this company, you know, me getting involved 2642 02:11:43,080 --> 02:11:44,560 Speaker 3: in this company. Sure, we may destroy a lot of 2643 02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:46,960 Speaker 3: jobs in the short term, but by doing so, we'll 2644 02:11:46,960 --> 02:11:48,880 Speaker 3: be able to make sure that the AI we build 2645 02:11:48,920 --> 02:11:52,360 Speaker 3: that eventually becomes our god is one that cares about 2646 02:11:52,360 --> 02:11:54,400 Speaker 3: the future of humanity, and that's better for the most 2647 02:11:54,400 --> 02:11:55,320 Speaker 3: people in the long run. 2648 02:11:56,040 --> 02:12:00,200 Speaker 2: Yes, and history should remember me as the greatest man 2649 02:12:00,320 --> 02:12:02,280 Speaker 2: to ever live. And people will you know, that'll be 2650 02:12:02,360 --> 02:12:06,200 Speaker 2: on television someday when my computer is writing every television show. 2651 02:12:06,280 --> 02:12:10,480 Speaker 3: Fucking hate these people. So yeah, it's it's cool stuff. 2652 02:12:10,600 --> 02:12:14,520 Speaker 3: And I think the fundamental selfishness of these people, because 2653 02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:17,920 Speaker 3: all that effective altruism and rationalism are really about is 2654 02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:21,400 Speaker 3: by is creating a made up system of numbers to 2655 02:12:21,760 --> 02:12:26,640 Speaker 3: justify you pursuing your own benefit as like science right, 2656 02:12:26,760 --> 02:12:29,720 Speaker 3: as like scientifically rational. This is really. 2657 02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:32,240 Speaker 2: It's not as if that doesn't, you know, like math 2658 02:12:32,360 --> 02:12:36,120 Speaker 2: problems to serve a very small group self interest. It's 2659 02:12:36,120 --> 02:12:41,360 Speaker 2: not as if that doesn't exist outside of this circle. 2660 02:12:41,560 --> 02:12:47,360 Speaker 2: But it's just like bizarre, how uniquely like they lack 2661 02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:51,760 Speaker 2: any sort of self awareness or I don't know, it's 2662 02:12:51,840 --> 02:12:54,280 Speaker 2: just they're so fucking annoying, is what I'm trying to say. 2663 02:12:54,520 --> 02:12:57,600 Speaker 3: That's very true, Jamie. And yes, this is all really 2664 02:12:57,680 --> 02:13:00,440 Speaker 3: clear when you look at how the movement. The EA 2665 02:13:00,600 --> 02:13:03,440 Speaker 3: movement treated Sam Bankman freed before and after his fall 2666 02:13:03,480 --> 02:13:06,440 Speaker 3: from grace. If Effective Altruism can be said to have 2667 02:13:06,560 --> 02:13:09,040 Speaker 3: a pope, and it can, because all of these Silicon 2668 02:13:09,160 --> 02:13:13,280 Speaker 3: Valley philosophical movements are just Kirkland Brandt Catholicism. That pope 2669 02:13:13,400 --> 02:13:17,440 Speaker 3: is Will mccaskell, an Oxford moral philosopher and co founder 2670 02:13:17,480 --> 02:13:20,640 Speaker 3: for the Center for Effective Altruism. When FTX collapsed and 2671 02:13:20,760 --> 02:13:22,720 Speaker 3: Sam got arrested, he was quick to put out a 2672 02:13:22,760 --> 02:13:25,480 Speaker 3: statement of outrage. I don't know which emotion is stronger, 2673 02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:28,040 Speaker 3: my other rage at Sam and others for causing such 2674 02:13:28,080 --> 02:13:30,640 Speaker 3: harm to so many people, or my sadness and self 2675 02:13:30,680 --> 02:13:34,640 Speaker 3: hatred for falling for this deception. Now. The only reason 2676 02:13:34,760 --> 02:13:37,520 Speaker 3: I would hesitate to call this horseshit, Jamie, is that horseship, 2677 02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:41,040 Speaker 3: by virtue of being inanimate waste, possesses a fundamental honesty 2678 02:13:41,120 --> 02:13:42,680 Speaker 3: that mcaskell is incapable of. 2679 02:13:44,280 --> 02:13:47,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck yeah, Robert, that's the bitchiest thing I've heard 2680 02:13:47,160 --> 02:13:48,160 Speaker 2: you say in a while. 2681 02:13:48,280 --> 02:13:52,080 Speaker 3: That's ACU. Thank you. He and SBF met back at 2682 02:13:52,280 --> 02:13:55,800 Speaker 3: MIT when Sam was an undergrad. Mcaskell convinced him that 2683 02:13:55,840 --> 02:13:59,600 Speaker 3: he could maximize his impact in humanitarian causes by earning 2684 02:13:59,680 --> 02:14:02,120 Speaker 3: to get, you know, making as much money as possible 2685 02:14:02,320 --> 02:14:04,560 Speaker 3: so that he can give it away in a way 2686 02:14:04,640 --> 02:14:07,760 Speaker 3: that presumably will help the world. Now, when Sam ultimately 2687 02:14:07,840 --> 02:14:11,040 Speaker 3: launched Alimeter Research, it was an EA project from the start, 2688 02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:15,120 Speaker 3: staffed by Sam's friends in the community. One software engineer 2689 02:14:15,160 --> 02:14:17,480 Speaker 3: told Time almost everyone who came on in those early 2690 02:14:17,600 --> 02:14:20,200 Speaker 3: days was an EA. They were there for EA reasons, 2691 02:14:20,440 --> 02:14:23,960 Speaker 3: says Naya Buscal, a former software engineer at Alameda. That 2692 02:14:24,120 --> 02:14:26,400 Speaker 3: was the pitch we gave people, this is an EA thing. 2693 02:14:27,280 --> 02:14:30,560 Speaker 2: I know, I once again thinking about sports video games, 2694 02:14:30,600 --> 02:14:33,520 Speaker 2: and I know it's not sports video games it is. 2695 02:14:33,640 --> 02:14:35,560 Speaker 3: It is basically a sports video game. 2696 02:14:35,720 --> 02:14:40,400 Speaker 2: I just had the flashback to the Yeah interview you did. 2697 02:14:41,440 --> 02:14:45,040 Speaker 2: I was thinking, Okay, it's true, it's true. 2698 02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:48,160 Speaker 3: In the early days, Sam's pitch was that fifty percent 2699 02:14:48,280 --> 02:14:50,960 Speaker 3: of the company profits would be donated to EA causes, 2700 02:14:51,240 --> 02:14:53,720 Speaker 3: and the initial round of investing that got the company 2701 02:14:53,760 --> 02:14:57,560 Speaker 3: off the ground was funded entirely by rich EA types. Publicly, 2702 02:14:57,720 --> 02:15:00,800 Speaker 3: mccaskell asked about talked about Sam like he was the 2703 02:15:00,880 --> 02:15:04,880 Speaker 3: EA messiah, probably because ftx's Future Fund provided a huge 2704 02:15:04,920 --> 02:15:07,840 Speaker 3: amount of support for his movement, and just nine months 2705 02:15:07,880 --> 02:15:11,040 Speaker 3: in twenty twenty two, the Future Fund, run by Nick Bexted, 2706 02:15:11,160 --> 02:15:15,120 Speaker 3: a moral philosopher who used FTX money to support various causes, 2707 02:15:15,400 --> 02:15:17,600 Speaker 3: gave more than one hundred and sixty million dollars in 2708 02:15:17,680 --> 02:15:22,040 Speaker 3: other people's money funneled through FTX two effective altruism, including 2709 02:15:22,120 --> 02:15:25,080 Speaker 3: thirty three million dollars to organizations that mccaskell had a 2710 02:15:25,160 --> 02:15:29,800 Speaker 3: direct interest in. So that's why mccaskell spoke so positively 2711 02:15:29,880 --> 02:15:32,360 Speaker 3: about Sam, which is made even more fucked up when 2712 02:15:32,400 --> 02:15:35,240 Speaker 3: you realize that, like other people in the EA movement, 2713 02:15:35,320 --> 02:15:39,160 Speaker 3: had started warning mccaskell about Sam Bankman Freed and about 2714 02:15:39,200 --> 02:15:41,280 Speaker 3: him being a con man as early as twenty eighteen. 2715 02:15:42,040 --> 02:15:43,840 Speaker 3: And I'm going to quote again from Time this is 2716 02:15:43,840 --> 02:15:47,440 Speaker 3: about from the very start of Alimeter research. Within months, 2717 02:15:47,600 --> 02:15:49,840 Speaker 3: the good karma of the venture dissipated in a series 2718 02:15:49,880 --> 02:15:52,280 Speaker 3: of internal clashes, many details of which have not been 2719 02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:55,480 Speaker 3: previously reported. Some of the issues were personal. Bankman Freed 2720 02:15:55,560 --> 02:15:59,160 Speaker 3: could be dictatorial, according to one former colleague. Three former 2721 02:15:59,160 --> 02:16:02,720 Speaker 3: Alimeda employe, he's told Time he had inappropriate romantic relationships 2722 02:16:02,760 --> 02:16:06,280 Speaker 3: with his subordinates. Early Alameda executives also believed he had 2723 02:16:06,320 --> 02:16:08,760 Speaker 3: reneged on an equity arrangement that would have left Bankman 2724 02:16:08,800 --> 02:16:11,400 Speaker 3: Freed with forty percent control of the firm, according to 2725 02:16:11,480 --> 02:16:14,840 Speaker 3: a document reviewed by Time. Instead, according to two people 2726 02:16:14,880 --> 02:16:17,520 Speaker 3: with knowledge of the situation, he had registered himself as 2727 02:16:17,640 --> 02:16:22,560 Speaker 3: sole owner of Alameda. So basically, Sam has unethically taken 2728 02:16:22,680 --> 02:16:24,800 Speaker 3: control of the firm and all of the money invested 2729 02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:26,880 Speaker 3: in it, and he is like fucking his subordinates. 2730 02:16:27,520 --> 02:16:30,200 Speaker 2: It was again, he's also a sex pest. He's also 2731 02:16:30,280 --> 02:16:33,560 Speaker 2: a sex surprising that I've ever heard in my entire life. 2732 02:16:33,720 --> 02:16:38,320 Speaker 3: Taking money from people's what are effectively bank accounts and FTX, 2733 02:16:38,360 --> 02:16:40,080 Speaker 3: and he's using it to prop up the value of 2734 02:16:40,120 --> 02:16:43,280 Speaker 3: different crypto tokens on Alameda to make shit look like 2735 02:16:43,360 --> 02:16:45,640 Speaker 3: it which is money laundering, right, that's all. It's like 2736 02:16:45,760 --> 02:16:47,280 Speaker 3: theft and money. It's fraud, you know? 2737 02:16:48,520 --> 02:16:50,520 Speaker 2: Or is it the future Robert remember that? 2738 02:16:50,879 --> 02:16:54,680 Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, remember what Larry David taught us all? 2739 02:16:55,640 --> 02:16:59,000 Speaker 2: I know there were some really unforgivable Uh. 2740 02:16:59,160 --> 02:17:00,600 Speaker 3: It's pretty funny, it is. 2741 02:17:01,160 --> 02:17:01,440 Speaker 1: Of all. 2742 02:17:01,680 --> 02:17:04,039 Speaker 3: It is like I am on team, Like I can't 2743 02:17:04,080 --> 02:17:07,520 Speaker 3: be angry at Larry David because honestly, if Larry David 2744 02:17:07,840 --> 02:17:11,920 Speaker 3: advertises a financial product, and you decide he seems like 2745 02:17:12,040 --> 02:17:16,840 Speaker 3: a good guy to this seems like a credible company 2746 02:17:16,920 --> 02:17:19,400 Speaker 3: to me. I don't know. That's a little bit on you, right, 2747 02:17:19,680 --> 02:17:20,640 Speaker 3: that's a little bit on you. 2748 02:17:21,560 --> 02:17:24,000 Speaker 2: Oho else was in that commercial? There was? That was 2749 02:17:24,080 --> 02:17:26,040 Speaker 2: a that was a damning commercial. 2750 02:17:26,440 --> 02:17:26,880 Speaker 3: Yeah it is. 2751 02:17:27,080 --> 02:17:27,320 Speaker 2: It is. 2752 02:17:27,480 --> 02:17:29,960 Speaker 3: I still say a restaurant, Larry David. But that's for 2753 02:17:30,040 --> 02:17:31,359 Speaker 3: a variety of reasons. 2754 02:17:33,240 --> 02:17:35,680 Speaker 2: So I'm curious what your other reasons are. But that's 2755 02:17:35,760 --> 02:17:36,440 Speaker 2: for another day. 2756 02:17:36,640 --> 02:17:40,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for a different day. So this caused so again, 2757 02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:42,520 Speaker 3: all of this shit. That is why this is like 2758 02:17:42,600 --> 02:17:47,200 Speaker 3: everything that was obvious in Alameda in twenty eighteen, This 2759 02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:49,400 Speaker 3: is all the stuff that he gets arrested for in 2760 02:17:49,520 --> 02:17:52,480 Speaker 3: twenty twenty two. And when they become aware of this, 2761 02:17:52,640 --> 02:17:55,199 Speaker 3: of the fact that these fucking is subordinates and money laundering, 2762 02:17:55,600 --> 02:17:59,200 Speaker 3: a bunch of EA people start raising alarm bells. In 2763 02:17:59,280 --> 02:18:02,000 Speaker 3: two thousand and eight, teams several Alameda executives try to 2764 02:18:02,080 --> 02:18:04,160 Speaker 3: force him out of the company and accuse him of 2765 02:18:04,280 --> 02:18:08,160 Speaker 3: gross negligence. Sam wins the power struggle, though, and so 2766 02:18:08,360 --> 02:18:10,680 Speaker 3: most of the EA management team and half of the 2767 02:18:10,760 --> 02:18:14,640 Speaker 3: company resign. Now this might be you could see this 2768 02:18:14,720 --> 02:18:17,160 Speaker 3: as like, well, maybe these effective altruist types were just 2769 02:18:17,240 --> 02:18:19,119 Speaker 3: in it for the altruism and once they saw Sam 2770 02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:21,400 Speaker 3: with Shady, they packed up. And that's true for those 2771 02:18:21,480 --> 02:18:24,200 Speaker 3: individual people. You know, there's some decent people who just 2772 02:18:24,280 --> 02:18:26,680 Speaker 3: got caught up in the movement and they clearly had 2773 02:18:26,920 --> 02:18:31,800 Speaker 3: some degree of moral integrity, But the broader effective altruism movement. 2774 02:18:31,600 --> 02:18:35,920 Speaker 2: Incredibly low there, including unbelievable Will mccaskell. 2775 02:18:35,959 --> 02:18:39,840 Speaker 3: It's Pope never disaffiliated from Sam. Mccaskell was saying talking 2776 02:18:39,879 --> 02:18:43,120 Speaker 3: about Sam like the second fucking coming up until late 2777 02:18:43,200 --> 02:18:47,160 Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, and in exchange for laundering Sam's reputation, 2778 02:18:47,720 --> 02:18:50,560 Speaker 3: Sam sent tens of millions of dollars one hundred and 2779 02:18:50,600 --> 02:18:53,520 Speaker 3: sixty million to EA causes in twenty twenty two alone. 2780 02:18:53,840 --> 02:18:58,240 Speaker 3: And that's why mccaskell maintained movement ties with Bankment Freed. Quote. 2781 02:18:58,800 --> 02:19:00,880 Speaker 3: In the weeks leading up to that April twenty eighteen 2782 02:19:00,959 --> 02:19:03,480 Speaker 3: confrontation with bankman Freed and in the months that followed, 2783 02:19:03,680 --> 02:19:05,760 Speaker 3: mccoley and others who was one of the executives that 2784 02:19:05,879 --> 02:19:09,520 Speaker 3: left warned mccaskell, Bexted and Karnofsky about her co founder's 2785 02:19:09,560 --> 02:19:13,320 Speaker 3: alleged duplicity and unscrupulous business ethics, according to four people 2786 02:19:13,360 --> 02:19:17,400 Speaker 3: with knowledge of those discussions. Buskal recalled speaking to McCully 2787 02:19:17,440 --> 02:19:20,520 Speaker 3: immediately after one of mccully's conversations with mccaskell in late 2788 02:19:20,560 --> 02:19:24,400 Speaker 3: twenty eighteen. Will basically took Sam's side, said Buskal, who 2789 02:19:24,440 --> 02:19:27,160 Speaker 3: recalls waiting with McCauley in the Stockholm airport while she 2790 02:19:27,320 --> 02:19:30,640 Speaker 3: was on the phone, Will basically threatened her. Buscall recalls, 2791 02:19:30,720 --> 02:19:32,840 Speaker 3: I remember my impression being that Will was taking a 2792 02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:35,120 Speaker 3: pretty hostile stance here, and he was just believing Sam 2793 02:19:35,240 --> 02:19:37,360 Speaker 3: side of the story, which made no sense to me. 2794 02:19:38,120 --> 02:19:42,320 Speaker 3: So Will again perfectly willing to like throw down against, 2795 02:19:42,520 --> 02:19:44,640 Speaker 3: you know, the more honest people in his movement and 2796 02:19:44,760 --> 02:19:47,520 Speaker 3: personally threaten them in order to keep the money flowing 2797 02:19:47,640 --> 02:19:49,920 Speaker 3: to his fancy cause so that he can heal. 2798 02:19:50,000 --> 02:19:52,280 Speaker 2: Right, and then the second that it becomes, you know, 2799 02:19:52,440 --> 02:19:55,880 Speaker 2: pr inconvenient to keep the associate. There should be some 2800 02:19:56,120 --> 02:19:58,600 Speaker 2: maybe there is like a term for that of just 2801 02:19:58,720 --> 02:20:01,960 Speaker 2: like even the cadence of what you read earlier, of 2802 02:20:02,200 --> 02:20:06,400 Speaker 2: just like the disingenuousness of like oh I had no idea, 2803 02:20:07,040 --> 02:20:08,200 Speaker 2: You're like, okay, no. 2804 02:20:08,320 --> 02:20:11,040 Speaker 3: You knew damn well, what was going on, and you 2805 02:20:11,160 --> 02:20:15,160 Speaker 3: knew that that's what you were willing to continue pretending 2806 02:20:15,280 --> 02:20:17,720 Speaker 3: he was a good guy and aligned with your movement 2807 02:20:17,760 --> 02:20:20,200 Speaker 3: as long as the money kept flowing, right, No. 2808 02:20:20,320 --> 02:20:23,680 Speaker 2: Lee, Yeah, it no longer serves your best interests to 2809 02:20:24,240 --> 02:20:25,080 Speaker 2: stand by him. 2810 02:20:25,480 --> 02:20:30,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, now you'll h anyway, So, Sam, we 2811 02:20:30,879 --> 02:20:34,080 Speaker 3: don't actually know if he's completely bankrupt. We know he 2812 02:20:34,160 --> 02:20:36,760 Speaker 3: took about a billion in payments and loans from FTX. 2813 02:20:37,080 --> 02:20:39,119 Speaker 3: He claims not to really have any of that money, 2814 02:20:39,200 --> 02:20:41,720 Speaker 3: and that he's he's working on getting what assets he 2815 02:20:41,800 --> 02:20:44,000 Speaker 3: does have to like get try to make a few 2816 02:20:44,080 --> 02:20:47,720 Speaker 3: more of the investors that they had whole. That said, 2817 02:20:47,800 --> 02:20:49,680 Speaker 3: we know that a big chunk of the money that 2818 02:20:49,760 --> 02:20:52,920 Speaker 3: he made was funneled into real estate in his parents' names. 2819 02:20:54,200 --> 02:20:56,760 Speaker 3: So that's fun. Speaking of his parents. One of the 2820 02:20:56,800 --> 02:20:59,440 Speaker 3: big early mysteries of his case was that when he 2821 02:20:59,520 --> 02:21:02,200 Speaker 3: gets out on two hundred to fifty million dollar bond, 2822 02:21:02,800 --> 02:21:05,200 Speaker 3: his parents are signed on to the bail agreement with 2823 02:21:05,280 --> 02:21:08,600 Speaker 3: their house as collateral. But there were also two mystery 2824 02:21:09,000 --> 02:21:11,600 Speaker 3: co signers and their house we'll be talking about this 2825 02:21:11,680 --> 02:21:14,200 Speaker 3: in a second is on the Stanford campus. The two 2826 02:21:14,320 --> 02:21:17,440 Speaker 3: mystery co signers were Larry Kramer, a family friend and 2827 02:21:17,520 --> 02:21:21,760 Speaker 3: the former dean of Stanford, and Andreas Popke, who signed 2828 02:21:21,800 --> 02:21:24,640 Speaker 3: a two hundred thousand dollars bond. Popkey is a senior 2829 02:21:24,680 --> 02:21:28,320 Speaker 3: research scientist at Stanford and an advisor to several Valley startups. 2830 02:21:29,840 --> 02:21:34,000 Speaker 3: So Stanford is very invested primarily because of who Sam's 2831 02:21:34,040 --> 02:21:37,000 Speaker 3: parents are in this case, which is interesting. 2832 02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:39,680 Speaker 2: To me and okay, because that was I mean, that 2833 02:21:39,840 --> 02:21:44,200 Speaker 2: is my outside of his parents, I guess realistically, what 2834 02:21:44,640 --> 02:21:48,160 Speaker 2: is in it for them by taking that risk. 2835 02:21:48,920 --> 02:21:51,920 Speaker 3: I think it's actually just that these people are close 2836 02:21:52,000 --> 02:21:55,040 Speaker 3: with his parents, who are professors at Stanford and deeply 2837 02:21:55,160 --> 02:21:56,400 Speaker 3: tied into that community. 2838 02:21:57,440 --> 02:21:59,320 Speaker 2: I can, I mean, I can very much see like 2839 02:21:59,600 --> 02:22:03,600 Speaker 2: Bouche Bougy parents with influence, being like, Sam's just a boy. 2840 02:22:03,840 --> 02:22:06,400 Speaker 2: Anyone could have made this mistake. He thought he was 2841 02:22:06,480 --> 02:22:08,480 Speaker 2: doing the right thing. He got mixed in with the rock. 2842 02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:12,520 Speaker 3: This has to just be like some sort of crazy 2843 02:22:12,640 --> 02:22:15,680 Speaker 3: mistake because they can't imagine he just it's so dumb 2844 02:22:15,720 --> 02:22:18,280 Speaker 3: and blatant, like all he did was rob people in 2845 02:22:18,480 --> 02:22:21,480 Speaker 3: order to like gamble, right, Like, fundamentally, there's not a 2846 02:22:21,560 --> 02:22:25,160 Speaker 3: difference between like him taking people's money, claiming that he's 2847 02:22:25,440 --> 02:22:28,840 Speaker 3: got a sure stock tip and then gambling at Vegas, Like, legally, 2848 02:22:28,879 --> 02:22:32,000 Speaker 3: there's no difference between that and what he did, but 2849 02:22:32,120 --> 02:22:37,160 Speaker 3: they can't because his parents are like ethicists basically at Stanford, 2850 02:22:37,280 --> 02:22:39,600 Speaker 3: and I don't think any of the people they are 2851 02:22:39,680 --> 02:22:43,119 Speaker 3: social with can imagine that his crimes were that venal 2852 02:22:43,240 --> 02:22:46,400 Speaker 3: and foolish. But you know whose crimes are not venal 2853 02:22:46,480 --> 02:22:51,880 Speaker 3: and foolish, Jamie, Oh, tell me, Robert, the products and 2854 02:22:51,959 --> 02:22:54,640 Speaker 3: services that support our podcasts. 2855 02:22:54,840 --> 02:22:57,560 Speaker 2: Never encountered a product I didn't love. 2856 02:22:57,920 --> 02:23:13,039 Speaker 3: No, that's exactly right. That's exactly right, and we are back. 2857 02:23:13,800 --> 02:23:17,119 Speaker 3: So initially, the reason why these other Stanford people are 2858 02:23:17,280 --> 02:23:21,000 Speaker 3: secret signers on to this bail agreement is because they 2859 02:23:21,040 --> 02:23:23,200 Speaker 3: were afraid that they would be attacked because of how 2860 02:23:23,280 --> 02:23:25,760 Speaker 3: angry people are at Sam and there was a reason 2861 02:23:25,840 --> 02:23:28,360 Speaker 3: for this. Shortly after he was sent to house arrest 2862 02:23:28,440 --> 02:23:30,920 Speaker 3: at his parents home, someone drove their car into a 2863 02:23:31,000 --> 02:23:36,320 Speaker 3: barricade set up outside of their house on the Stanford campus. Now, 2864 02:23:36,959 --> 02:23:39,440 Speaker 3: as I stated earlier, both the elder Bankman Freeds are 2865 02:23:39,520 --> 02:23:42,680 Speaker 3: former Stanford professors and their home is on campus, which 2866 02:23:42,680 --> 02:23:45,959 Speaker 3: has created issues for the school. The university still will 2867 02:23:46,040 --> 02:23:48,800 Speaker 3: not officially acknowledge that one of the world's most famous 2868 02:23:48,879 --> 02:23:52,640 Speaker 3: accused felons currently resides in their prestigious, walled academic garden 2869 02:23:53,080 --> 02:23:54,119 Speaker 3: one Washington. 2870 02:23:54,160 --> 02:23:58,520 Speaker 2: Stanford, like really fumbleshit constantly. 2871 02:23:58,680 --> 02:24:02,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's absurd. It's because they're not really 2872 02:24:02,800 --> 02:24:03,320 Speaker 3: that smart. 2873 02:24:03,440 --> 02:24:07,200 Speaker 2: But well, yes, this again another great case for it. 2874 02:24:07,320 --> 02:24:09,600 Speaker 2: It's also like, I don't know, just the arguing, like, well, 2875 02:24:09,920 --> 02:24:12,840 Speaker 2: his parents are like ethesis, how could he be fucked up? 2876 02:24:12,879 --> 02:24:15,240 Speaker 2: It's like, have you ever met someone with raised as 2877 02:24:15,560 --> 02:24:24,600 Speaker 2: no offense people of the people to call out any love, 2878 02:24:25,120 --> 02:24:28,080 Speaker 2: but it like they know, they know, they know language. 2879 02:24:28,280 --> 02:24:31,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So one part Washington Post article I found 2880 02:24:32,080 --> 02:24:35,400 Speaker 3: noted Stanford Law School didn't respond to requests for comment 2881 02:24:35,480 --> 02:24:37,879 Speaker 3: when asked whether they could confirm a rumor that nearby 2882 02:24:37,959 --> 02:24:40,760 Speaker 3: student co op had attacked the Bankman Freed home with eggs. 2883 02:24:41,040 --> 02:24:45,080 Speaker 3: Stanford campus police did not respond. Socially, however, Bankman Freed 2884 02:24:45,200 --> 02:24:47,920 Speaker 3: is a source of deep fascination. There are party flyers 2885 02:24:47,959 --> 02:24:51,119 Speaker 3: with his likeness. He's a punchline in campus comedy sketches. 2886 02:24:51,360 --> 02:24:55,000 Speaker 3: Students ride their bikes by on dates. The campus community 2887 02:24:55,120 --> 02:24:57,800 Speaker 3: is well aware he's there. An annotated map located the 2888 02:24:57,879 --> 02:25:00,440 Speaker 3: Bankman freed home was posted on a stud and only 2889 02:25:00,520 --> 02:25:01,360 Speaker 3: social network. 2890 02:25:02,240 --> 02:25:04,840 Speaker 2: Okay, I be honest. If someone asked you out and 2891 02:25:04,879 --> 02:25:07,600 Speaker 2: they're like, here's my concept for a first date. We're 2892 02:25:07,640 --> 02:25:11,560 Speaker 2: gonna go watch Sam Samuel Bankuin Free on. 2893 02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:15,039 Speaker 3: We're getting We're getting married that night, Jamie, Right, I was. 2894 02:25:15,080 --> 02:25:19,400 Speaker 2: Like, we're going like, bring a flask, watch one of 2895 02:25:19,879 --> 02:25:25,040 Speaker 2: history's stupidest villains, and then for each other in a 2896 02:25:25,080 --> 02:25:25,520 Speaker 2: parking lin. 2897 02:25:25,680 --> 02:25:29,480 Speaker 3: Absolutely, Jamie, that's that's the dream. That's the dream true. 2898 02:25:29,640 --> 02:25:29,920 Speaker 2: None of this. 2899 02:25:30,320 --> 02:25:33,160 Speaker 3: That's effective altruism right there. That's the greatest good for 2900 02:25:33,240 --> 02:25:34,440 Speaker 3: the greatest number of people. 2901 02:25:34,920 --> 02:25:37,520 Speaker 2: Sam could stand to learn a thing or two from. 2902 02:25:37,360 --> 02:25:45,080 Speaker 3: These these theoretical Stanford students. Yes, so if you so again. 2903 02:25:45,160 --> 02:25:48,000 Speaker 3: Sam's parents are both well respected teachers and experts in 2904 02:25:48,040 --> 02:25:51,800 Speaker 3: different fields of ethics boast were both were recruited to 2905 02:25:51,840 --> 02:25:54,320 Speaker 3: the university in the nineteen eighties, and they almost immediately 2906 02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:57,240 Speaker 3: hooked up. Barbara Freed made a name for herself as 2907 02:25:57,280 --> 02:26:00,320 Speaker 3: a she's like a philosopher. Basically, her big thing was 2908 02:26:00,400 --> 02:26:03,160 Speaker 3: she wrote a paper dissecting the ethics of the trolley problem. 2909 02:26:03,480 --> 02:26:07,160 Speaker 3: Whereas Joe Bankman is a finance ethics guy. He writes 2910 02:26:07,200 --> 02:26:10,720 Speaker 3: a lot about like again, like not breaking the law 2911 02:26:10,959 --> 02:26:14,199 Speaker 3: with finance shit. It seems to be a big focus. 2912 02:26:13,920 --> 02:26:16,879 Speaker 2: Of his This is a very obvious thing to say, 2913 02:26:17,000 --> 02:26:21,600 Speaker 2: but I do in defense of the Bankman family. I 2914 02:26:21,800 --> 02:26:25,680 Speaker 2: do appreciate when someone really rolls with their last name. 2915 02:26:26,080 --> 02:26:29,080 Speaker 2: I think that that is a very fun quality. This 2916 02:26:29,280 --> 02:26:31,240 Speaker 2: is this is an example of it not working out. 2917 02:26:31,320 --> 02:26:34,400 Speaker 2: I think it's also equally bizarre when someone has a 2918 02:26:34,480 --> 02:26:36,880 Speaker 2: last name where you were like, why are you not 2919 02:26:37,040 --> 02:26:40,000 Speaker 2: doing that job? For example? Yeah, maybe I've told you 2920 02:26:40,120 --> 02:26:42,480 Speaker 2: this before. It's one of my favorite facts I've learned 2921 02:26:42,640 --> 02:26:47,520 Speaker 2: in my life. My childhood dentist's name was doctor Vagenis 2922 02:26:48,400 --> 02:26:49,360 Speaker 2: and me. 2923 02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:51,160 Speaker 3: Great. 2924 02:26:51,280 --> 02:26:55,880 Speaker 2: Nevertheless, Laurie's insisted in going into team for some reason, 2925 02:26:56,160 --> 02:26:59,680 Speaker 2: I found it infuriating. I'm like, just roll with it, man, 2926 02:27:00,080 --> 02:27:01,080 Speaker 2: that's your last name. 2927 02:27:02,959 --> 02:27:05,560 Speaker 3: An ethics board needs to go after this guy. No, 2928 02:27:05,680 --> 02:27:07,440 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I know you don't know how to do 2929 02:27:07,600 --> 02:27:10,280 Speaker 3: this job, but that's your life now. People will trust 2930 02:27:10,320 --> 02:27:13,120 Speaker 3: you until you figure it out. I do you you 2931 02:27:13,360 --> 02:27:19,560 Speaker 3: are the speaking of nominative determinism, Joe Bankman would be it. 2932 02:27:19,680 --> 02:27:22,760 Speaker 3: I wouldn't trust Joe Bankman as a drug dealer. But 2933 02:27:22,840 --> 02:27:25,800 Speaker 3: I would, I would. I would trust Johnny Cocaine as 2934 02:27:25,840 --> 02:27:31,080 Speaker 3: a financial expert, like like as a stockbroker. Johnny Cocaine, Yeah, 2935 02:27:31,160 --> 02:27:33,320 Speaker 3: let him invest my money. He knows what he's doing. 2936 02:27:34,840 --> 02:27:37,400 Speaker 2: I just know. Say what you will about Joe Bankman, 2937 02:27:37,520 --> 02:27:39,959 Speaker 2: and I'm sure you should. I know nothing about this man, 2938 02:27:40,480 --> 02:27:42,800 Speaker 2: but at least he got into the right business. 2939 02:27:43,120 --> 02:27:47,080 Speaker 3: Yeah he does, he does. Now I people talk with 2940 02:27:47,320 --> 02:27:49,920 Speaker 3: like awe about this guy, Like he's so ethical, he's 2941 02:27:49,920 --> 02:27:52,480 Speaker 3: such like a decent man. He thinks so much about 2942 02:27:52,520 --> 02:27:55,320 Speaker 3: doing the right thing. When Wash The Washington Post is 2943 02:27:55,360 --> 02:27:58,400 Speaker 3: like giving examples of noteworthy things in his past, one of. 2944 02:27:58,400 --> 02:28:00,480 Speaker 2: The ones that he must talk about ted Lasso. 2945 02:28:01,040 --> 02:28:03,200 Speaker 3: In two thousand and two, he wrote a tongue in 2946 02:28:03,320 --> 02:28:06,600 Speaker 3: cheek suggestion on how to avoid a Major League Baseball strike, 2947 02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:09,360 Speaker 3: and his solution in this paper that's supposed to be 2948 02:28:09,440 --> 02:28:12,640 Speaker 3: a joke was to levy taxes on teams and players 2949 02:28:12,680 --> 02:28:15,480 Speaker 3: who struck. That could only be avoided if the players 2950 02:28:15,560 --> 02:28:18,080 Speaker 3: donated money to charity or the teams agreed to sell 2951 02:28:18,200 --> 02:28:22,120 Speaker 3: nickel hot dogs Giants fans. Now, I don't know what 2952 02:28:22,400 --> 02:28:25,280 Speaker 3: the joke is here, but it apparently tore it up 2953 02:28:25,320 --> 02:28:28,840 Speaker 3: among mid upper middle class IVY League finance academics. They 2954 02:28:28,879 --> 02:28:30,640 Speaker 3: all talk about this is very funny. 2955 02:28:31,520 --> 02:28:34,640 Speaker 2: Wait it comes up again. Is like remember when he said. 2956 02:28:35,320 --> 02:28:38,320 Speaker 3: It was in the Washington Post article about this guy, 2957 02:28:38,440 --> 02:28:40,320 Speaker 3: as like, look at a look at this. This is 2958 02:28:40,360 --> 02:28:42,720 Speaker 3: like a noteworthy moment from his career. This like bad 2959 02:28:42,840 --> 02:28:45,720 Speaker 3: joke that he made. But I guess that's what fucking 2960 02:28:45,800 --> 02:28:47,320 Speaker 3: Stanford people find funny. 2961 02:28:47,520 --> 02:28:49,040 Speaker 2: Imagine maybe it's hilarious that. 2962 02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:52,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't get it. 2963 02:28:52,760 --> 02:28:56,359 Speaker 2: Christ Maybe Stanford people were just like I think it's hilarious, 2964 02:28:56,640 --> 02:28:58,760 Speaker 2: just like the word hot dog. They're like, oh poor 2965 02:28:58,840 --> 02:29:00,800 Speaker 2: people food love. Yeah. I'm like, I don't know. 2966 02:29:01,200 --> 02:29:04,960 Speaker 3: Now, everything you find about these people is like wow, 2967 02:29:05,360 --> 02:29:07,240 Speaker 3: taught like is their friends talking about life. It's so 2968 02:29:07,400 --> 02:29:09,800 Speaker 3: shocking that this could happen. You know, these were like 2969 02:29:09,879 --> 02:29:12,640 Speaker 3: the best people we knew. They were so concerned about ethics, 2970 02:29:12,920 --> 02:29:15,440 Speaker 3: They raised their sons like little adults, and they were 2971 02:29:15,440 --> 02:29:18,920 Speaker 3: always talking about utilitarianism. How could this have gone wrong? 2972 02:29:19,440 --> 02:29:22,440 Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel when I read anecdotes about them, 2973 02:29:22,560 --> 02:29:25,240 Speaker 3: like it's pretty obvious why it went wrong. And to 2974 02:29:25,320 --> 02:29:27,160 Speaker 3: kind of make that point, Jamie, here's a quote from 2975 02:29:27,160 --> 02:29:30,960 Speaker 3: an excellent write up by Puck news Quote. Bankman, who 2976 02:29:31,040 --> 02:29:33,240 Speaker 3: once boasted to a friend that his father had dutifully 2977 02:29:33,320 --> 02:29:36,560 Speaker 3: recorded every cash receipt, wrote three case books on tax 2978 02:29:36,640 --> 02:29:39,400 Speaker 3: shelters and tax evasion, becoming one of the country's leading 2979 02:29:39,440 --> 02:29:42,040 Speaker 3: experts on the subject. One of Bankman's law students in 2980 02:29:42,080 --> 02:29:44,920 Speaker 3: those early years was Peter Teel, who later told Bankman 2981 02:29:45,000 --> 02:29:47,680 Speaker 3: that his tax law class was his most valuable because 2982 02:29:47,680 --> 02:29:49,720 Speaker 3: he was able to put a lot of his Facebook 2983 02:29:49,760 --> 02:29:52,560 Speaker 3: stock in an IRA. As Bankman would later recall in 2984 02:29:52,600 --> 02:29:55,720 Speaker 3: a podcast, this modest feet of financial engineering would save 2985 02:29:55,879 --> 02:29:59,440 Speaker 3: Teel more than a billion dollars. So ethics, Jamie, No, 2986 02:30:00,000 --> 02:30:02,480 Speaker 3: I'm saying a billion dollars in taxes so that Peter 2987 02:30:02,600 --> 02:30:07,240 Speaker 3: Thiel can spend it given Joe Swastika money to write 2988 02:30:07,280 --> 02:30:11,680 Speaker 3: New York Times columns on racism. Hooray, I love ethics. 2989 02:30:12,840 --> 02:30:16,400 Speaker 2: Holy shit. Yeah, and I and here I was a clown, 2990 02:30:16,640 --> 02:30:18,920 Speaker 2: a fool about to be like well, everyone wants to 2991 02:30:19,000 --> 02:30:22,039 Speaker 2: rebel against their parents. That's probably why he's a cartoon. 2992 02:30:21,800 --> 02:30:25,000 Speaker 3: Villain when he talks ethics. It's not getting busted for 2993 02:30:25,120 --> 02:30:27,400 Speaker 3: being a piece of shit with money. That's what it 2994 02:30:27,480 --> 02:30:30,160 Speaker 3: seems like to me, not an expert on ethics. I 2995 02:30:30,160 --> 02:30:32,320 Speaker 3: am an expert on being a piece of shit though, so. 2996 02:30:33,080 --> 02:30:36,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're a far different piece of shit. 2997 02:30:36,240 --> 02:30:37,000 Speaker 3: Thank you, Jamie. 2998 02:30:37,080 --> 02:30:38,840 Speaker 2: Thank Can I celebrate that about you? 2999 02:30:40,560 --> 02:30:40,840 Speaker 3: That is? 3000 02:30:41,440 --> 02:30:44,680 Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm not, I guess shocked that that 3001 02:30:45,000 --> 02:30:50,800 Speaker 2: is exceedingly ethical to the Stanford crowd, but wow, damning. 3002 02:30:51,600 --> 02:30:55,240 Speaker 3: So anyway, Barbara Freed, being a good Liberal, was horrified 3003 02:30:55,320 --> 02:30:57,480 Speaker 3: by the Trump election and chose to fight back by 3004 02:30:57,520 --> 02:31:01,000 Speaker 3: founding a political fund right raising group, The Gap, which 3005 02:31:01,080 --> 02:31:04,000 Speaker 3: was extremely successful during the Trump years and is rumored 3006 02:31:04,040 --> 02:31:06,600 Speaker 3: to have acted as the model for ftx's own political 3007 02:31:06,640 --> 02:31:10,080 Speaker 3: donation machine. Both of Sam's parents have seen their reputations 3008 02:31:10,120 --> 02:31:12,200 Speaker 3: suffer with his arrest, and I'm going to continue with 3009 02:31:12,280 --> 02:31:15,480 Speaker 3: a quote from Puck. Official property records show that Joe 3010 02:31:15,520 --> 02:31:17,720 Speaker 3: Bankman and Barbara Freed were the named owners of a 3011 02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:20,959 Speaker 3: sixteen point four million dollar beachside vacation home in Old 3012 02:31:21,040 --> 02:31:24,400 Speaker 3: Fort Bay, part of a broader real estate portfolio owned 3013 02:31:24,440 --> 02:31:27,640 Speaker 3: by FTX and senior executives, totaling hundreds of millions of dollars. 3014 02:31:27,959 --> 02:31:29,760 Speaker 3: They may have stayed there while working with a company 3015 02:31:29,840 --> 02:31:32,640 Speaker 3: sometime over the last year. Sam said, though he denied 3016 02:31:32,680 --> 02:31:35,000 Speaker 3: knowing any details about the three hundred million dollars worth 3017 02:31:35,000 --> 02:31:37,360 Speaker 3: of real estate that FTX and his parents bought in 3018 02:31:37,400 --> 02:31:38,000 Speaker 3: the Bahamas. 3019 02:31:39,040 --> 02:31:42,720 Speaker 2: Oh, okay, so they know about absolutely everything in thee. 3020 02:31:42,200 --> 02:31:44,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like it sounds like now. Joe and 3021 02:31:44,440 --> 02:31:46,200 Speaker 3: Barbara have said that they've been working to return the 3022 02:31:46,240 --> 02:31:50,119 Speaker 3: property to the company for some time, working too. Joe Bankman, 3023 02:31:50,200 --> 02:31:52,480 Speaker 3: in particular, has hardly been a passive observer in his 3024 02:31:52,560 --> 02:31:54,720 Speaker 3: son's scandal and may now be exposed to some legal 3025 02:31:54,800 --> 02:31:57,960 Speaker 3: risk himself. Bankman interviewed and hired the first lawyers for 3026 02:31:58,040 --> 02:32:01,080 Speaker 3: Alimeter Research back in twenty seventeen, and effectively served as 3027 02:32:01,160 --> 02:32:04,120 Speaker 3: ftx's first attorney. He handled the inbound that came and 3028 02:32:04,200 --> 02:32:06,840 Speaker 3: made the resulting introduction that helped FTX raise one hundred 3029 02:32:06,840 --> 02:32:09,560 Speaker 3: and thirty million from his former law student. Private equity 3030 02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:12,959 Speaker 3: mogul Orlando Bravo spent his free time on ftx's charitable 3031 02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:15,720 Speaker 3: and regulatory efforts, and was ultimately in the room before 3032 02:32:15,760 --> 02:32:18,400 Speaker 3: Sam made the fateful decision to sign the documents that 3033 02:32:18,480 --> 02:32:23,760 Speaker 3: declared Chapter eleven. So they seem very involved in shady themselves. 3034 02:32:24,360 --> 02:32:27,240 Speaker 3: I don't buy Oh, they're so innocent. Their son just broke, 3035 02:32:27,320 --> 02:32:29,480 Speaker 3: you know, made a mistake or whatever. They're all they 3036 02:32:29,520 --> 02:32:32,360 Speaker 3: all just didn't think that this was criminal because the 3037 02:32:32,440 --> 02:32:35,520 Speaker 3: people's money they were taking were poor, and they're fucking 3038 02:32:35,600 --> 02:32:38,920 Speaker 3: Stanford brats, Like I have no respect for them. I 3039 02:32:39,040 --> 02:32:42,160 Speaker 3: hope they lose their fancy Stanford house. They heard a 3040 02:32:42,200 --> 02:32:42,560 Speaker 3: lot of wit. 3041 02:32:42,640 --> 02:32:46,680 Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, particularly because I mean it sounds like 3042 02:32:46,840 --> 02:32:49,560 Speaker 2: this was their mo from the start anyways, So why 3043 02:32:49,600 --> 02:32:52,280 Speaker 2: would we now think that they would be above this 3044 02:32:52,560 --> 02:32:54,840 Speaker 2: behavior if they're like, oh no, here's a way, Like, 3045 02:32:55,200 --> 02:32:57,760 Speaker 2: I don't know. It seems like their definition of ethics 3046 02:32:57,879 --> 02:32:59,840 Speaker 2: is things you can technically get away with. 3047 02:33:00,160 --> 02:33:02,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not illegal for Peter Teal to get this 3048 02:33:03,000 --> 02:33:05,920 Speaker 3: billion dollars that he doesn't pay taxes on because you know, 3049 02:33:07,000 --> 02:33:11,040 Speaker 3: fuckery anyway, mister Bankman and missus Freed have joined now 3050 02:33:11,120 --> 02:33:14,959 Speaker 3: the expanding cast of disgrace Stanford affiliates. This includes recently 3051 02:33:15,120 --> 02:33:19,720 Speaker 3: university president Mark Tessier Levine, currently accused of manipulating images 3052 02:33:19,800 --> 02:33:21,840 Speaker 3: on research papers in a way that is equivalent to 3053 02:33:21,920 --> 02:33:26,640 Speaker 3: falsifying lab data for Alzheimer's research. Obviously, there's also Bastard's 3054 02:33:26,640 --> 02:33:30,840 Speaker 3: Pod alumni, the Thernos Lady, another famous Stanford disgrace. And 3055 02:33:30,920 --> 02:33:32,640 Speaker 3: then there's the fact that they're alumni King. 3056 02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:34,720 Speaker 2: My favorite Stanford disgrace. 3057 02:33:35,000 --> 02:33:37,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there's all their alumni who have created 3058 02:33:37,520 --> 02:33:40,120 Speaker 3: companies or helped run them that have shattered the foundations 3059 02:33:40,120 --> 02:33:42,880 Speaker 3: of our democracy in pursuit of a quick buck. Stanford's 3060 02:33:42,920 --> 02:33:46,080 Speaker 3: current reputation is so grimy that a Washington Post article 3061 02:33:46,120 --> 02:33:49,360 Speaker 3: on SBF's associations with the school ends with these lines, 3062 02:33:49,440 --> 02:33:52,880 Speaker 3: and this is very funny. Jamie Adrian Daub, a Stanford 3063 02:33:52,920 --> 02:33:55,920 Speaker 3: professor of comparative literature and German studies and the author 3064 02:33:56,000 --> 02:33:58,920 Speaker 3: of what Tech Calls Thinking, sees an encouraging sign in 3065 02:33:58,959 --> 02:34:02,520 Speaker 3: Stanford being only peripherally involved in the bankman Freed scandal. 3066 02:34:02,760 --> 02:34:04,520 Speaker 3: That might not have been the case ten years ago. 3067 02:34:04,600 --> 02:34:07,320 Speaker 3: He notes, when the Silicon Valley heype machine operated at 3068 02:34:07,360 --> 02:34:09,520 Speaker 3: more of a fever bitch than it does today. Other 3069 02:34:09,600 --> 02:34:12,560 Speaker 3: than his physical location, it's actually not that connected to 3070 02:34:12,680 --> 02:34:15,040 Speaker 3: us for once, Dob said, And that way, it's a 3071 02:34:15,120 --> 02:34:18,640 Speaker 3: sign of progress and also a little bit melancholy. Stanford 3072 02:34:18,760 --> 02:34:20,480 Speaker 3: was a place where the future was shaped, so it's 3073 02:34:20,560 --> 02:34:23,520 Speaker 3: quite possible that's not happening anymore, that it's happening in 3074 02:34:23,560 --> 02:34:25,840 Speaker 3: the Bahamas now and only comes to Palo Alto once 3075 02:34:25,879 --> 02:34:26,720 Speaker 3: it gets indicted. 3076 02:34:30,000 --> 02:34:33,840 Speaker 2: That's so funny. I'm hung up on other than its 3077 02:34:33,920 --> 02:34:35,000 Speaker 2: physical location. 3078 02:34:35,320 --> 02:34:37,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, other than the fact that he's here. He's not 3079 02:34:37,320 --> 02:34:37,960 Speaker 3: very involved. 3080 02:34:38,600 --> 02:34:40,840 Speaker 2: That's a big one, Babe, that's a big one. 3081 02:34:40,959 --> 02:34:42,440 Speaker 3: But it does seem significant to me. 3082 02:34:43,640 --> 02:34:46,080 Speaker 2: No, if they're happy, I'm happy. That's great. 3083 02:34:46,280 --> 02:34:46,760 Speaker 3: It's funny. 3084 02:34:47,520 --> 02:34:51,840 Speaker 2: We have to return to Elizabeth Holmes at some point 3085 02:34:51,879 --> 02:34:55,760 Speaker 2: because I'm very uniquely interested in her rebranding as Liz. 3086 02:34:56,680 --> 02:35:01,199 Speaker 3: Yeah, genius Liz, because now I forgot in her horrible crimes. 3087 02:35:01,440 --> 02:35:03,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about all of her crimes once she 3088 02:35:03,879 --> 02:35:06,440 Speaker 2: had a cool and relatable name and had school and 3089 02:35:06,480 --> 02:35:07,360 Speaker 2: relatable babies. 3090 02:35:07,560 --> 02:35:11,359 Speaker 3: Well, shed escape Henry kiss going by allan. 3091 02:35:11,920 --> 02:35:16,200 Speaker 2: That's true. We can't take away that she's scammed Henry Kissinger. Yeah, 3092 02:35:16,760 --> 02:35:20,280 Speaker 2: scam people out of their lives. But you know, yeah, 3093 02:35:20,600 --> 02:35:22,480 Speaker 2: but the Henry Kissinger thing we cannot forget. 3094 02:35:22,920 --> 02:35:25,560 Speaker 3: I say, we give her six months off as a 3095 02:35:25,600 --> 02:35:31,200 Speaker 3: result of the Kissinger stick to me. So this brings 3096 02:35:31,240 --> 02:35:34,080 Speaker 3: us to the subject of what precisely Sam Bankman Freed 3097 02:35:34,160 --> 02:35:35,640 Speaker 3: has been up to in the nine months or so 3098 02:35:35,879 --> 02:35:38,320 Speaker 3: since his fall from Grace The short answer is that 3099 02:35:38,400 --> 02:35:41,200 Speaker 3: he has not had a wonderful time. In January, a 3100 02:35:41,280 --> 02:35:43,720 Speaker 3: month or so after he was granted bail under house arrest, 3101 02:35:44,000 --> 02:35:46,679 Speaker 3: the Southern District of New York accused him of inappropriately 3102 02:35:46,800 --> 02:35:50,800 Speaker 3: contacting former and FTX employees in order to influence their 3103 02:35:50,840 --> 02:35:53,840 Speaker 3: testimony on his case. Sam tried to frame all of 3104 02:35:53,879 --> 02:35:56,320 Speaker 3: this as part of his ill advised apology tour that 3105 02:35:56,400 --> 02:35:58,880 Speaker 3: he embarked on last year in the lag period between 3106 02:35:59,000 --> 02:36:01,440 Speaker 3: FTX collapsing and his formal charges. 3107 02:36:01,920 --> 02:36:04,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, did he hit the notes out? What happened? 3108 02:36:04,440 --> 02:36:06,720 Speaker 3: Oh, he's like calling them. Actually, I'm going to read 3109 02:36:06,720 --> 02:36:09,400 Speaker 3: a quote from Puck in order to describe how he's 3110 02:36:09,480 --> 02:36:12,800 Speaker 3: illegally contacting people. On December twelfth, the same day he 3111 02:36:12,879 --> 02:36:16,119 Speaker 3: was arrested in the Bahamas, Bankman freed emailed FTX bankruptcy 3112 02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:20,080 Speaker 3: CEO John J. Ray the Third, offering potentially pertinent information 3113 02:36:20,240 --> 02:36:23,800 Speaker 3: concerning future opportunities and financing for FTX and its creditors 3114 02:36:24,080 --> 02:36:26,560 Speaker 3: and asked to work constructively with Ray in the chapter 3115 02:36:26,600 --> 02:36:30,160 Speaker 3: eleven teen to do what's best for customers. No response. Then, 3116 02:36:30,240 --> 02:36:32,920 Speaker 3: after his extradition, the crypto mogul sent another email to 3117 02:36:33,040 --> 02:36:35,960 Speaker 3: Ray on December thirtieth, in which he offered advice accessing 3118 02:36:36,000 --> 02:36:39,280 Speaker 3: Alameda funds. Still no response. Then, while being summoned to 3119 02:36:39,360 --> 02:36:42,520 Speaker 3: court in New York, SBF tried Ray again on January second. 3120 02:36:42,760 --> 02:36:44,640 Speaker 3: Mister Ray, I know things haven't gotten off on the 3121 02:36:44,720 --> 02:36:46,600 Speaker 3: right foot, but I really do want to be helpful. 3122 02:36:46,840 --> 02:36:48,800 Speaker 3: As I'm guessing you've heard, I'm in NYC for the 3123 02:36:48,840 --> 02:36:50,560 Speaker 3: next day. I'd love to meet up while I'm here, 3124 02:36:50,680 --> 02:36:53,040 Speaker 3: even if just to say hi. Ray to not take 3125 02:36:53,120 --> 02:36:55,720 Speaker 3: him up on this offer, and he has no shit. 3126 02:36:55,959 --> 02:36:57,880 Speaker 3: He's reached out to several people and it's always like, 3127 02:36:57,959 --> 02:37:00,400 Speaker 3: I just want to help, you know, get as much 3128 02:37:00,480 --> 02:37:02,920 Speaker 3: money as we can for the customers. I just want to, 3129 02:37:03,120 --> 02:37:05,680 Speaker 3: you know, help you deal with the confusing aspects of this. 3130 02:37:05,920 --> 02:37:08,640 Speaker 3: But it's it's like, you're not supposed to be talking 3131 02:37:08,800 --> 02:37:11,840 Speaker 3: to people when you're in SAM situation who were involved 3132 02:37:11,879 --> 02:37:14,480 Speaker 3: in the company like this, because they're probably going to 3133 02:37:14,520 --> 02:37:15,480 Speaker 3: testify against you. 3134 02:37:16,400 --> 02:37:20,240 Speaker 2: I don't feel convinced that he understands that. I don't know. 3135 02:37:20,360 --> 02:37:22,560 Speaker 2: He's talking like a fucking spam email. 3136 02:37:22,920 --> 02:37:26,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, he really is. And in general, Sam has opted 3137 02:37:26,920 --> 02:37:29,000 Speaker 3: to take all of the actions under house arrests that 3138 02:37:29,080 --> 02:37:32,000 Speaker 3: are likeliest to cause stress ulcers in his lawyers. In 3139 02:37:32,080 --> 02:37:35,760 Speaker 3: addition to repeatedly contacting FTX employees, he decided to start 3140 02:37:35,800 --> 02:37:38,840 Speaker 3: a sub stack where he planned to explain how ft 3141 02:37:39,280 --> 02:37:41,520 Speaker 3: and It's like, there's that famous line from the wire, 3142 02:37:41,600 --> 02:37:44,280 Speaker 3: are you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy? But in 3143 02:37:44,360 --> 02:37:46,880 Speaker 3: this point the case, it's like, are you publishing blog 3144 02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:51,080 Speaker 3: posts about your criminal conspiracy after being indicted? 3145 02:37:52,440 --> 02:37:56,200 Speaker 2: Such how growing an audience? Roberts, Yeah, lots, it's all 3146 02:37:56,320 --> 02:37:57,400 Speaker 2: a part of the play. 3147 02:37:57,720 --> 02:38:00,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like if al Capone had started a New 3148 02:38:00,280 --> 02:38:02,800 Speaker 3: York Times call him on having people machined gun and 3149 02:38:02,879 --> 02:38:05,720 Speaker 3: alleys after he'd gone away to fucking Alcatraz. 3150 02:38:07,440 --> 02:38:10,640 Speaker 2: Hear me out, you guys, it actually makes way more 3151 02:38:10,800 --> 02:38:12,120 Speaker 2: sense when I explain it. 3152 02:38:12,879 --> 02:38:15,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, so neither. He only writes, like I think, two 3153 02:38:15,560 --> 02:38:18,320 Speaker 3: posts before he gives up because they're they're bad. He's 3154 02:38:18,360 --> 02:38:20,360 Speaker 3: bad and blogging. I tried to read them. He's dog 3155 02:38:20,440 --> 02:38:20,959 Speaker 3: shit writer. 3156 02:38:21,280 --> 02:38:24,080 Speaker 2: Look, well, can I I mean not to be aggressive, 3157 02:38:24,160 --> 02:38:25,800 Speaker 2: but that's most substacked people. 3158 02:38:26,080 --> 02:38:30,800 Speaker 3: It's, by the way, find my substance, not you, Robert. 3159 02:38:31,160 --> 02:38:33,560 Speaker 2: There's more. No, I know you have more than two, 3160 02:38:33,840 --> 02:38:37,200 Speaker 2: but I'm just saying the average friend of mine that 3161 02:38:37,879 --> 02:38:43,840 Speaker 2: harangues me into you know these damn emails. It's two 3162 02:38:45,600 --> 02:38:48,640 Speaker 2: and and then they're done anyways, but I'm probably going 3163 02:38:48,720 --> 02:38:51,000 Speaker 2: to start one that's I'm just being insecure, sure what 3164 02:38:51,240 --> 02:38:51,600 Speaker 2: I wanted to. 3165 02:38:51,600 --> 02:38:55,040 Speaker 3: Do in a I think you'll beat Sam Bankman Freed, No, 3166 02:38:55,280 --> 02:38:56,240 Speaker 3: no questions, Ybert. 3167 02:38:56,280 --> 02:39:00,520 Speaker 2: Your substrack is great, Thank you, sir, Your substack's great. 3168 02:39:00,760 --> 02:39:03,760 Speaker 3: Thank you, Jamie is this has been wonderful for my ego. 3169 02:39:06,120 --> 02:39:11,720 Speaker 3: I actually read so Sam's is bad though, and it's bad, 3170 02:39:11,920 --> 02:39:13,440 Speaker 3: like and part of part of what he's doing is 3171 02:39:13,520 --> 02:39:17,640 Speaker 3: like he's been charged with a bunch of specific crimes, right, 3172 02:39:18,160 --> 02:39:20,760 Speaker 3: and the posts that he puts up he does not 3173 02:39:20,920 --> 02:39:23,560 Speaker 3: acknowledge any of the charges against him. He doesn't like 3174 02:39:23,720 --> 02:39:26,600 Speaker 3: defend himself from them. Instead, he lays out a bunch 3175 02:39:26,680 --> 02:39:30,199 Speaker 3: of misleading in arcane spreadsheets to try and like argue 3176 02:39:30,280 --> 02:39:33,640 Speaker 3: that the company shouldn't have collapsed the way it did 3177 02:39:33,760 --> 02:39:36,400 Speaker 3: and that he like didn't realize like why he didn't 3178 02:39:36,440 --> 02:39:38,760 Speaker 3: realize it was so bad. He's just he's doing it's 3179 02:39:38,800 --> 02:39:41,160 Speaker 3: the same thing as like the EA shit we open 3180 02:39:41,240 --> 02:39:44,520 Speaker 3: the episode with, right, this throwing out like confusing piles 3181 02:39:44,560 --> 02:39:47,600 Speaker 3: of numbers in order to distract people, right, Like, this 3182 02:39:47,760 --> 02:39:49,680 Speaker 3: is just like chaff, you know. That's what he's doing, 3183 02:39:49,840 --> 02:39:51,160 Speaker 3: is he's throwing out chaff in the way of a 3184 02:39:51,200 --> 02:39:56,280 Speaker 3: bunch of poorly formatted spreadsheets. They don't convince anyone that 3185 02:39:56,320 --> 02:39:57,360 Speaker 3: he's innocent to. 3186 02:39:57,360 --> 02:39:59,959 Speaker 2: Say, but it sounds like it. Also, it did not work. 3187 02:40:00,800 --> 02:40:02,760 Speaker 3: It did not work at all. You should not do 3188 02:40:02,920 --> 02:40:05,680 Speaker 3: this if you are being indicted for numerous financial crimes 3189 02:40:05,720 --> 02:40:10,600 Speaker 3: bt dubs. So in early February, the judge overseeing Sam's 3190 02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:13,760 Speaker 3: case forbade him from using encrypted messaging apps like Signal 3191 02:40:13,840 --> 02:40:16,640 Speaker 3: because he was so frequently trying to talk to other 3192 02:40:16,720 --> 02:40:20,040 Speaker 3: people who were part of this case with him in secret, 3193 02:40:20,280 --> 02:40:22,960 Speaker 3: which is illegal. He also got in trouble because he 3194 02:40:23,080 --> 02:40:26,160 Speaker 3: was caught using a VPN, which could have potentially allowed 3195 02:40:26,200 --> 02:40:29,160 Speaker 3: him to hide his communications. Sam argued he was just 3196 02:40:29,360 --> 02:40:33,400 Speaker 3: using a VPN to access his international NFL Game Pass account. 3197 02:40:33,680 --> 02:40:36,800 Speaker 2: So I was like, did he just say he was 3198 02:40:36,959 --> 02:40:39,520 Speaker 2: trying to want a Canadian Netflix? Yeah, that would be 3199 02:40:39,680 --> 02:40:41,199 Speaker 2: fucking classic officer. 3200 02:40:41,400 --> 02:40:43,600 Speaker 3: I just had a lot of shit to tour at, Homie, Like, 3201 02:40:45,040 --> 02:40:48,320 Speaker 3: you get it, my men. He has since been limited 3202 02:40:48,360 --> 02:40:52,039 Speaker 3: to a normal flip phone due to his repeated inability 3203 02:40:52,120 --> 02:40:55,119 Speaker 3: to abide by his bail conditions. Okay, Now, some might 3204 02:40:55,240 --> 02:40:57,960 Speaker 3: note that Sam has already gotten more second chances than 3205 02:40:58,000 --> 02:41:01,360 Speaker 3: most accused criminals get with their bail conditions. It seems 3206 02:41:01,440 --> 02:41:03,959 Speaker 3: accurate to say that the leniency he has received gave 3207 02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:06,279 Speaker 3: him reason to feel as if he could act with impunity, 3208 02:41:06,560 --> 02:41:08,840 Speaker 3: which is why a couple of weeks ago he leaked 3209 02:41:08,920 --> 02:41:12,439 Speaker 3: his ex girlfriend's diary to The New York Times, which. 3210 02:41:12,320 --> 02:41:16,840 Speaker 2: Is take me through the Witch's Why that wasn't what 3211 02:41:17,000 --> 02:41:18,480 Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say. 3212 02:41:18,720 --> 02:41:21,000 Speaker 5: I know, I know, nobody thought it was gonna head here, 3213 02:41:21,280 --> 02:41:24,880 Speaker 5: you know, I mean it's although it seemed like we 3214 02:41:24,959 --> 02:41:28,200 Speaker 5: were due for another spiteful action against a woman for 3215 02:41:28,320 --> 02:41:29,280 Speaker 5: seemingly no reason. 3216 02:41:29,400 --> 02:41:35,040 Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely absolutely. Now I will say I don't like 3217 02:41:35,160 --> 02:41:38,160 Speaker 3: this woman either. Carolyn Ellison is I think a pretty 3218 02:41:38,200 --> 02:41:38,840 Speaker 3: shitty person. 3219 02:41:40,080 --> 02:41:42,279 Speaker 2: We spoke about her last time, right, Yeah, yeah. 3220 02:41:42,200 --> 02:41:45,840 Speaker 3: She unpleasant lady. She was the former CEO of Alameda. 3221 02:41:46,160 --> 02:41:49,720 Speaker 3: I've been fucking listening to this podcast called Spellcaster, which 3222 02:41:49,800 --> 02:41:52,960 Speaker 3: is like a wondery podcast about Sam Bankman Freed. I 3223 02:41:53,040 --> 02:41:55,360 Speaker 3: don't like it. The woman who does it, like was 3224 02:41:55,440 --> 02:41:58,240 Speaker 3: at a was at a bachelorette party with Carolyn Ellison 3225 02:41:58,320 --> 02:42:01,039 Speaker 3: right before the charges dropped and was like, Oh, she's 3226 02:42:01,080 --> 02:42:03,279 Speaker 3: so smart, She's so and she repeats the same bullshit 3227 02:42:03,280 --> 02:42:05,800 Speaker 3: everyone says about Sam. They were such, they were like geniuses, 3228 02:42:05,840 --> 02:42:08,720 Speaker 3: and it's like, no, they just like blew out a 3229 02:42:08,760 --> 02:42:11,480 Speaker 3: bunch of numbers you didn't understand and convinced you they 3230 02:42:11,520 --> 02:42:14,680 Speaker 3: were smart because they said numbers right, Like, there's nothing 3231 02:42:14,720 --> 02:42:16,600 Speaker 3: these people have done that is smart. 3232 02:42:17,240 --> 02:42:19,640 Speaker 2: With situations like that, I'm like, I guess I appreciate 3233 02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:23,800 Speaker 2: the disclosure, but like, why the fuck were you hired 3234 02:42:23,879 --> 02:42:24,720 Speaker 2: to do this show? 3235 02:42:25,000 --> 02:42:28,400 Speaker 3: Well, it's it's because big media is just as tiny 3236 02:42:28,480 --> 02:42:31,280 Speaker 3: and insular a world full of rich people as finance, 3237 02:42:31,760 --> 02:42:33,920 Speaker 3: and in fact, a lot of the same families have 3238 02:42:34,200 --> 02:42:38,320 Speaker 3: people at the times and people and fucking investment banks, 3239 02:42:38,320 --> 02:42:43,400 Speaker 3: which is why here at cool Zone Media, we exclusively 3240 02:42:43,520 --> 02:42:46,119 Speaker 3: hire people who used to sell ketamine on their college 3241 02:42:46,200 --> 02:42:47,480 Speaker 3: campuses in order to get by. 3242 02:42:47,680 --> 02:42:47,880 Speaker 2: You know. 3243 02:42:48,120 --> 02:42:51,240 Speaker 3: That's that's the that's the Cool Zone guarantee or adderall. 3244 02:42:51,879 --> 02:42:55,959 Speaker 2: You know, Iah, And I appreciate that you made an 3245 02:42:56,000 --> 02:42:58,400 Speaker 2: exception for some of us that you didn't have to 3246 02:42:58,480 --> 02:43:00,320 Speaker 2: be good at it, you just had to. 3247 02:43:01,560 --> 02:43:03,440 Speaker 3: No, in fact, we will not hire you. If you 3248 02:43:03,520 --> 02:43:06,160 Speaker 3: were good at Sellyn Drums campus. 3249 02:43:06,400 --> 02:43:07,840 Speaker 2: Why did you even apply. 3250 02:43:07,680 --> 02:43:12,240 Speaker 3: To this mediocre part time campus drug dealers? That's our 3251 02:43:12,360 --> 02:43:16,560 Speaker 3: that's our hiring pool. Yeah, that's our Like, I don't 3252 02:43:16,560 --> 02:43:18,760 Speaker 3: know whatever, I don't know the names of enough fancy. 3253 02:43:18,480 --> 02:43:20,680 Speaker 1: New York's really not that big of a stretch, let's 3254 02:43:20,720 --> 02:43:23,480 Speaker 1: be honest. I'm fucking proud of that. 3255 02:43:24,640 --> 02:43:34,720 Speaker 3: So Carolyn Ellison, former CEO of Alameda and also Sam's 3256 02:43:34,760 --> 02:43:37,760 Speaker 3: on again, off again bo she immediately turns. 3257 02:43:37,640 --> 02:43:40,160 Speaker 1: I don't like you using the term bo but continue 3258 02:43:40,200 --> 02:43:43,000 Speaker 1: Why not that's what I should I use boo. 3259 02:43:44,240 --> 02:43:47,480 Speaker 2: I kind of like boo. I was like, I was like, 3260 02:43:48,240 --> 02:43:49,320 Speaker 2: that doesn't really make sense. 3261 02:43:49,240 --> 02:43:53,440 Speaker 3: But there they were koboos. So she immediately turned state's 3262 02:43:53,520 --> 02:43:55,920 Speaker 3: witness and admitted guilt for her share of the illegal 3263 02:43:56,000 --> 02:44:00,240 Speaker 3: activities committed by Alameda, and she apparently, as a part 3264 02:44:00,600 --> 02:44:03,720 Speaker 3: as part of immediately rolling, handed over her diary. I 3265 02:44:04,120 --> 02:44:06,000 Speaker 3: think that's how they got her diaries with part of 3266 02:44:06,040 --> 02:44:09,600 Speaker 3: the terms of like the Yeah, so it gets introduced 3267 02:44:09,600 --> 02:44:12,440 Speaker 3: into evidence, which obviously Sam I think will get access 3268 02:44:12,440 --> 02:44:13,960 Speaker 3: to as a result of that, because that's the way 3269 02:44:14,000 --> 02:44:16,560 Speaker 3: discovery works. I believe that's how he got her diary. 3270 02:44:17,040 --> 02:44:19,400 Speaker 2: Was she also a Stanford Head? 3271 02:44:20,879 --> 02:44:22,480 Speaker 3: I don't think she went to I think she her 3272 02:44:22,560 --> 02:44:23,840 Speaker 3: parents were professors at M I. 3273 02:44:23,920 --> 02:44:27,440 Speaker 2: T h Wow yeah, losers over it. 3274 02:44:27,840 --> 02:44:31,879 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, fucking just hobo University right there. 3275 02:44:32,560 --> 02:44:35,360 Speaker 2: Until it happens to me. I love when someone's diary 3276 02:44:35,520 --> 02:44:37,920 Speaker 2: is introduced into evidence, and that brings me back to 3277 02:44:38,040 --> 02:44:42,000 Speaker 2: Elizabeth Holmes yet again, when she like her her creepy 3278 02:44:42,120 --> 02:44:45,959 Speaker 2: little sexts with Sonny Belwani ooh, some. 3279 02:44:46,040 --> 02:44:49,680 Speaker 3: Of the worst sets, some of the very worst sex. 3280 02:44:50,040 --> 02:44:53,160 Speaker 2: That is maybe the moment that I felt closest to her. 3281 02:44:53,320 --> 02:44:55,680 Speaker 2: That's when she That's when Liz almost got me, because 3282 02:44:55,680 --> 02:44:58,360 Speaker 2: she was sending walls of text to this guy and 3283 02:44:58,400 --> 02:45:00,720 Speaker 2: then he was sending me back. Okay, and it's like, 3284 02:45:01,280 --> 02:45:02,879 Speaker 2: you know what, brutal. 3285 02:45:03,760 --> 02:45:06,320 Speaker 3: No, No, she deserves, she deserved a man like Jeff 3286 02:45:06,360 --> 02:45:10,000 Speaker 3: Bezos who would call her the most unsettling nickname I've 3287 02:45:10,040 --> 02:45:13,880 Speaker 3: ever heard, you know, but at least he responded a 3288 02:45:14,040 --> 02:45:18,920 Speaker 3: live girl. That's right, that's right. 3289 02:45:20,680 --> 02:45:25,040 Speaker 1: I think we we as we we we we we 3290 02:45:25,440 --> 02:45:28,000 Speaker 1: as a collective blocks that out intentionally. 3291 02:45:28,200 --> 02:45:31,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very funny. It does make it clear that 3292 02:45:31,120 --> 02:45:35,440 Speaker 3: he's not a robot because like, nobody, nobody fakes that. 3293 02:45:36,200 --> 02:45:39,120 Speaker 3: That's that's that's evidence that he feels something. What he 3294 02:45:39,160 --> 02:45:43,600 Speaker 3: feels is off putting, it's frightening, it's like profoundly unsettling. 3295 02:45:43,720 --> 02:45:45,080 Speaker 3: But he does feel something. 3296 02:45:45,240 --> 02:45:49,000 Speaker 2: But unfortunately, yeah, chat GPT could have outdone that in 3297 02:45:49,120 --> 02:45:50,560 Speaker 2: terms of sounding like a person. 3298 02:45:51,200 --> 02:45:57,000 Speaker 3: Absolutely. Yeah. So anyway, Sam gets access to her diary 3299 02:45:57,120 --> 02:45:59,480 Speaker 3: one way or the other, and then he hands her 3300 02:45:59,560 --> 02:46:01,920 Speaker 3: diary to the New York Times so that they can 3301 02:46:02,000 --> 02:46:04,760 Speaker 3: write an article about it. Now that as unethical as 3302 02:46:04,879 --> 02:46:08,320 Speaker 3: fuck and possibly illegal. The prosecution has asked that he 3303 02:46:08,480 --> 02:46:12,080 Speaker 3: be jailed, that his bail will be revoked because of 3304 02:46:12,400 --> 02:46:15,160 Speaker 3: what he did here. Sam's this is still going on 3305 02:46:15,400 --> 02:46:17,920 Speaker 3: as we talk. I'll record a little update if he 3306 02:46:18,000 --> 02:46:20,440 Speaker 3: does go to jail as a result of this. Hey everyone, 3307 02:46:20,680 --> 02:46:23,480 Speaker 3: Robert here, just wanted to update you that, since we 3308 02:46:23,600 --> 02:46:27,000 Speaker 3: recorded this episode a couple of days before you're hearing it, 3309 02:46:27,480 --> 02:46:31,520 Speaker 3: Sam Bankman freed was remanded to custody. He is incarcerated 3310 02:46:31,600 --> 02:46:34,440 Speaker 3: now and he will remain in jail after violating his 3311 02:46:34,520 --> 02:46:39,120 Speaker 3: bail conditions, until his trial in October at least and 3312 02:46:39,320 --> 02:46:42,920 Speaker 3: possibly well beyond that, depending on how the charges and 3313 02:46:43,080 --> 02:46:47,040 Speaker 3: sentencing and all that stuff go. I should note that 3314 02:46:47,600 --> 02:46:50,240 Speaker 3: kind of the most recent story after that is that 3315 02:46:50,840 --> 02:46:53,000 Speaker 3: his lawyers requested that he'd be allowed to have his 3316 02:46:53,440 --> 02:46:57,080 Speaker 3: ADHD medication and depression medication, which he ran out of 3317 02:46:57,200 --> 02:47:00,680 Speaker 3: soon after being taken into custody. The judge is ordered 3318 02:47:00,760 --> 02:47:03,360 Speaker 3: that he'd be given that medication. Obviously, I'm always in 3319 02:47:03,480 --> 02:47:06,680 Speaker 3: favor of people who are incarcerated having access to medication, 3320 02:47:08,240 --> 02:47:10,840 Speaker 3: if anyone's interested. I don't actually think putting Sam in 3321 02:47:10,920 --> 02:47:13,640 Speaker 3: jails I'm going to do much good. I'm a little 3322 02:47:13,680 --> 02:47:16,160 Speaker 3: bit more mixed on this than I normally am, just 3323 02:47:16,280 --> 02:47:20,880 Speaker 3: because of the case of Adam Newman, the wee work 3324 02:47:20,959 --> 02:47:24,000 Speaker 3: guy who got off Scott Free from his giant financial 3325 02:47:24,160 --> 02:47:28,040 Speaker 3: crimes and is now starting another giant grift company. And 3326 02:47:28,040 --> 02:47:29,960 Speaker 3: we'll probably fuck with a bunch of other people's lives. 3327 02:47:30,560 --> 02:47:33,080 Speaker 3: But I do kind of think it's unlikely that we're 3328 02:47:33,120 --> 02:47:35,199 Speaker 3: going to get much benefit out of this. That said, 3329 02:47:36,200 --> 02:47:38,640 Speaker 3: I don't really feel for Sam. He had many many 3330 02:47:38,800 --> 02:47:42,000 Speaker 3: chances not to be in this situation, and he fucked 3331 02:47:42,000 --> 02:47:44,320 Speaker 3: all of them up. So, you know, fuck the guy. 3332 02:47:45,000 --> 02:47:48,000 Speaker 3: Sam's lauriy's have argued he was not attempting to discredit 3333 02:47:48,040 --> 02:47:50,720 Speaker 3: a week a witness, but just to respond to a 3334 02:47:50,879 --> 02:47:54,280 Speaker 3: toxic media environment, which he says unfairly portrays him as 3335 02:47:54,320 --> 02:47:57,760 Speaker 3: a villain. And I guess we're part of that toxic 3336 02:47:57,840 --> 02:48:02,320 Speaker 3: media environment. Although Sam retip here, handing your ex girlfriend's 3337 02:48:02,400 --> 02:48:04,480 Speaker 3: diary to the New York Times is a bad way 3338 02:48:04,560 --> 02:48:08,080 Speaker 3: to seem like, not the villain. That's kind of villain behavior, homie. 3339 02:48:08,280 --> 02:48:10,800 Speaker 3: That hate to tell you I. 3340 02:48:11,720 --> 02:48:14,160 Speaker 2: Again, but it's like again, you can imagine his like 3341 02:48:15,400 --> 02:48:19,640 Speaker 2: doofy loser fucking logic of like, no officer, I was 3342 02:48:19,760 --> 02:48:22,400 Speaker 2: just being a petty bitch. Is that just the law? 3343 02:48:22,600 --> 02:48:26,959 Speaker 3: And you're like this, yes, yes it is, actually, sir bruh, 3344 02:48:27,160 --> 02:48:30,360 Speaker 3: So humorously enough, that is the legal argument his lawyers 3345 02:48:30,360 --> 02:48:32,440 Speaker 3: are making, and they they kind of have a point 3346 02:48:32,480 --> 02:48:34,160 Speaker 3: because they're like, look, if you read the New York 3347 02:48:34,200 --> 02:48:37,200 Speaker 3: Times article based on her diary, he seems like a 3348 02:48:37,280 --> 02:48:40,480 Speaker 3: piece of shit. So clearly we weren't trying to influence 3349 02:48:41,640 --> 02:48:44,880 Speaker 3: the prosecution. And like, they do have a point because 3350 02:48:44,879 --> 02:48:47,200 Speaker 3: he does come across as the bad guy in that 3351 02:48:47,480 --> 02:48:49,520 Speaker 3: article that he made happen. So that's funny. 3352 02:48:50,560 --> 02:48:53,720 Speaker 2: This is the bad guy in most things. 3353 02:48:54,360 --> 02:48:56,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna quote from some of that New York 3354 02:48:56,760 --> 02:48:59,840 Speaker 3: Times coverage here, mister bankmin Freed and Miss Ellison have 3355 02:49:00,080 --> 02:49:03,960 Speaker 3: started an unsteady also started an unsteady romantic relationship, with 3356 02:49:04,120 --> 02:49:08,000 Speaker 3: multiple breakups and reconciliations. At times. Miss Ellison worried that 3357 02:49:08,160 --> 02:49:10,760 Speaker 3: mister Bankman Freed thought she wasn't good enough when he 3358 02:49:10,840 --> 02:49:13,280 Speaker 3: was around. She wrote in February twenty twenty two in 3359 02:49:13,360 --> 02:49:15,960 Speaker 3: a Google document, she had an instinct to shrink and 3360 02:49:16,040 --> 02:49:19,360 Speaker 3: become smaller and quieter and defer to others. After one split, 3361 02:49:19,440 --> 02:49:22,480 Speaker 3: miss Ellison cut off communication with mister Bankman Freed. I 3362 02:49:22,520 --> 02:49:24,959 Speaker 3: felt pretty hurt rejected, she wrote in the April twenty 3363 02:49:25,040 --> 02:49:28,040 Speaker 3: twenty two Google document. Not giving you the contact you 3364 02:49:28,080 --> 02:49:29,960 Speaker 3: wanted felt like the only way I could regain a 3365 02:49:30,040 --> 02:49:33,560 Speaker 3: sense of power. Miss Ellison was compensated far less generously 3366 02:49:33,680 --> 02:49:36,200 Speaker 3: than other top executives at FTX and Alomedia, though it's 3367 02:49:36,280 --> 02:49:39,160 Speaker 3: unclear whether she was aware of it. According to court filings, 3368 02:49:39,200 --> 02:49:41,920 Speaker 3: the exchanges founders and other key employees received three point 3369 02:49:41,959 --> 02:49:44,960 Speaker 3: two billion dollars in payouts and loans. Of that total, 3370 02:49:45,000 --> 02:49:47,600 Speaker 3: six million went to miss Ellison, compared with five hundred 3371 02:49:47,640 --> 02:49:50,840 Speaker 3: and eighty seven million for mister Singh ftx's head of engineering, 3372 02:49:50,920 --> 02:49:53,080 Speaker 3: and two hundred and forty six million for mister Wang, 3373 02:49:53,440 --> 02:49:56,280 Speaker 3: one of the founders. Mister Bankman Freed received two point 3374 02:49:56,320 --> 02:50:02,800 Speaker 3: two billion. SOEs Ellison is definitely not innocent here. She 3375 02:50:02,959 --> 02:50:05,920 Speaker 3: has admitted guilt in this case, but the reporting makes 3376 02:50:05,959 --> 02:50:07,920 Speaker 3: it seem as if her main role was to act 3377 02:50:07,959 --> 02:50:10,360 Speaker 3: as a patsy. Sam knew she was in love with 3378 02:50:10,480 --> 02:50:12,920 Speaker 3: him and deeply insecure, so he put her in charge 3379 02:50:12,920 --> 02:50:14,760 Speaker 3: of Alameda so that he could use it as part 3380 02:50:14,800 --> 02:50:17,120 Speaker 3: of his grift to manipulate the value of his CRISP 3381 02:50:17,200 --> 02:50:21,600 Speaker 3: crypto empire using customer funds. And this basically the six 3382 02:50:21,680 --> 02:50:24,240 Speaker 3: million he gave her, which is a tiny fraction of 3383 02:50:24,320 --> 02:50:27,400 Speaker 3: like the three billion they funnel to executives. That's like 3384 02:50:28,200 --> 02:50:30,360 Speaker 3: him paying her to be a smoke screen. Right, She's 3385 02:50:30,400 --> 02:50:32,840 Speaker 3: not an equal partner in this enterprise. And one of 3386 02:50:32,879 --> 02:50:34,680 Speaker 3: the things that had happened right before this fell apart 3387 02:50:34,840 --> 02:50:37,160 Speaker 3: is he had he had stopped paying attention to her 3388 02:50:37,240 --> 02:50:40,760 Speaker 3: in Alameda in order to start throwing money through another 3389 02:50:40,840 --> 02:50:43,280 Speaker 3: crypto exchange run from a woman he was fucking now 3390 02:50:43,520 --> 02:50:45,280 Speaker 3: that he had like, so it seems like this was. 3391 02:50:45,320 --> 02:50:46,200 Speaker 2: A path for him. 3392 02:50:46,200 --> 02:50:50,560 Speaker 3: Stop the stop what I'm not doing this. I'm just 3393 02:50:50,640 --> 02:50:51,560 Speaker 3: talking about what he did. 3394 02:50:51,720 --> 02:50:51,959 Speaker 1: I just. 3395 02:50:53,440 --> 02:50:55,800 Speaker 3: It's well, it's bad. He's a bastard. That's why we're 3396 02:50:55,840 --> 02:50:56,640 Speaker 3: talking about him. 3397 02:50:56,840 --> 02:50:59,640 Speaker 2: I really I just really need I don't know who 3398 02:50:59,720 --> 02:51:02,040 Speaker 2: needs to hear this, but we just really need people 3399 02:51:02,080 --> 02:51:03,600 Speaker 2: to stop fucking Sam Bankman. 3400 02:51:03,760 --> 02:51:08,959 Speaker 3: That's this is very bad, gross behavior. 3401 02:51:09,440 --> 02:51:11,800 Speaker 2: It's gross and it's bad for the world. 3402 02:51:12,760 --> 02:51:16,880 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so you know, fuck this guy. One bit 3403 02:51:16,920 --> 02:51:19,320 Speaker 3: of schadenfreude I can give you all is that, according 3404 02:51:19,360 --> 02:51:22,800 Speaker 3: to Puck News, Sam's present situation is so unpleasant that 3405 02:51:22,920 --> 02:51:25,080 Speaker 3: he considers his trips across the country to go to 3406 02:51:25,160 --> 02:51:27,360 Speaker 3: court in New York the highlight of his life now 3407 02:51:27,640 --> 02:51:29,520 Speaker 3: because he gets to like go out in the street. 3408 02:51:29,600 --> 02:51:32,040 Speaker 3: He's surrounded by lawyers in private security, so it's like 3409 02:51:32,080 --> 02:51:34,760 Speaker 3: he's got an entourage again. He gets to travel. This 3410 02:51:34,920 --> 02:51:37,400 Speaker 3: is like the closest he gets to feeling like when 3411 02:51:37,440 --> 02:51:40,640 Speaker 3: he used to be a billionaire. So that's kind of fun. 3412 02:51:42,360 --> 02:51:45,000 Speaker 3: The downside is from the perspective of an FBF hater, 3413 02:51:45,120 --> 02:51:48,160 Speaker 3: the downside is that recently one of his charges was dismissed, 3414 02:51:48,520 --> 02:51:51,720 Speaker 3: the campaign finance violation. This was not due to him 3415 02:51:51,720 --> 02:51:54,640 Speaker 3: being innocent, but due to some legal weirdness involving the 3416 02:51:54,760 --> 02:51:57,480 Speaker 3: letter of the extradition agreement the US signed with the Bahamas, 3417 02:51:57,920 --> 02:52:01,199 Speaker 3: Basically when we put together the agreements that they'd extra 3418 02:52:01,280 --> 02:52:03,640 Speaker 3: died him, that was not on the document. So the 3419 02:52:03,720 --> 02:52:06,000 Speaker 3: FEDS had to like drop the charge in order to 3420 02:52:06,080 --> 02:52:09,400 Speaker 3: not deal with a bunch of other bullshit. It's a technicality, 3421 02:52:09,520 --> 02:52:12,039 Speaker 3: but it means that his brother, Gabe and several members 3422 02:52:12,080 --> 02:52:14,720 Speaker 3: of the philanthropic team at FTX probably will not be 3423 02:52:14,920 --> 02:52:18,200 Speaker 3: charged for very likely committing crimes. And I say they 3424 02:52:18,440 --> 02:52:23,280 Speaker 3: likely committed crimes because FTX executive Nashad Singh already pled 3425 02:52:23,360 --> 02:52:26,800 Speaker 3: guilty this spring to participating in a straw donor scheme, 3426 02:52:27,640 --> 02:52:30,560 Speaker 3: so he is, yeah, and he pled guilty before they 3427 02:52:30,680 --> 02:52:32,720 Speaker 3: dropped this charge, which he's got to feel like an 3428 02:52:32,720 --> 02:52:35,320 Speaker 3: asshole for doing because now he is going to get 3429 02:52:35,360 --> 02:52:38,000 Speaker 3: punished for that, even though SBF is no longer being 3430 02:52:38,120 --> 02:52:38,760 Speaker 3: charged for it. 3431 02:52:39,000 --> 02:52:42,959 Speaker 2: Wow, that's I mean. Look, sometimes you do the ethical 3432 02:52:43,320 --> 02:52:46,160 Speaker 2: altruistic thing and it comes back to bite you in 3433 02:52:46,240 --> 02:52:47,800 Speaker 2: the ass. What are you to do? 3434 02:52:48,920 --> 02:52:49,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you going to do? 3435 02:52:50,600 --> 02:52:50,720 Speaker 1: Hey? 3436 02:52:50,760 --> 02:52:53,320 Speaker 3: Everyone just wanted to note that since we recorded this, 3437 02:52:53,480 --> 02:52:56,120 Speaker 3: the prosecution has noted that they will be seeking to 3438 02:52:56,320 --> 02:53:00,520 Speaker 3: add those charges back on that were dropped. So it's 3439 02:53:00,600 --> 02:53:03,400 Speaker 3: possible that both Sam and other members of his inner 3440 02:53:03,480 --> 02:53:06,440 Speaker 3: circle will be charged with all that stuff. We just 3441 02:53:06,520 --> 02:53:08,600 Speaker 3: really kind of don't know at this point. But I 3442 02:53:08,680 --> 02:53:11,680 Speaker 3: do want to note that the prosecutions at least saying, hey, like, 3443 02:53:11,959 --> 02:53:16,320 Speaker 3: despite this little mess up, we are not just giving 3444 02:53:16,440 --> 02:53:19,520 Speaker 3: up on this charge. So heads up about that could 3445 02:53:19,600 --> 02:53:25,440 Speaker 3: change in the future. Well, Jamie, yeah, how you doing. 3446 02:53:26,480 --> 02:53:28,600 Speaker 2: I really well, I have a question for you. 3447 02:53:29,680 --> 02:53:30,680 Speaker 3: I have an answer for you. 3448 02:53:31,520 --> 02:53:35,000 Speaker 2: Well, I sure fucking hope. So no. My question is 3449 02:53:35,240 --> 02:53:38,880 Speaker 2: that I'm curious, what do you see happening here? What 3450 02:53:39,080 --> 02:53:41,280 Speaker 2: feels plausible to you at this time. 3451 02:53:42,120 --> 02:53:44,120 Speaker 3: You know, I've been seeing a lot of people be like, Oh, 3452 02:53:44,200 --> 02:53:45,560 Speaker 3: he's going to get off, He's going to get all 3453 02:53:45,600 --> 02:53:48,000 Speaker 3: he's got too many connections, too many you know, people 3454 02:53:48,320 --> 02:53:50,960 Speaker 3: who he could roll on. I don't think he has 3455 02:53:51,080 --> 02:53:53,760 Speaker 3: many people he could really roll on. I don't think 3456 02:53:54,040 --> 02:53:57,840 Speaker 3: he was like, especially since these finance charges have been dropped. 3457 02:53:57,879 --> 02:54:00,520 Speaker 3: I don't know that. I really think he he's got 3458 02:54:00,600 --> 02:54:04,439 Speaker 3: the savvy to have, like a guy like John McAfee. 3459 02:54:04,840 --> 02:54:08,039 Speaker 3: I believe John McAfee killed himself. I don't believe there's 3460 02:54:08,080 --> 02:54:10,160 Speaker 3: anything shady there. I know a lot about the guy. 3461 02:54:10,200 --> 02:54:12,360 Speaker 3: It makes sense to me that when his fucking running 3462 02:54:12,480 --> 02:54:17,119 Speaker 3: finally stopped, he would do that. But McAfee probably did 3463 02:54:17,280 --> 02:54:19,760 Speaker 3: have some dirt on some people. He was that kind 3464 02:54:19,800 --> 02:54:22,760 Speaker 3: of cunning, right, I wouldn't be shocked if John McAfee 3465 02:54:22,879 --> 02:54:25,320 Speaker 3: had put together some dirt on some people, right. I 3466 02:54:25,400 --> 02:54:28,040 Speaker 3: don't think Sam Bankman Freed is that cunning. I don't 3467 02:54:28,040 --> 02:54:30,000 Speaker 3: think he was like smart enough to have dirt on 3468 02:54:30,120 --> 02:54:33,400 Speaker 3: anyone who could get him out of this situation. I 3469 02:54:33,520 --> 02:54:36,080 Speaker 3: think there's a pretty good chance he does hard time. 3470 02:54:36,400 --> 02:54:38,600 Speaker 3: I think he fucked with too many people, he fucked 3471 02:54:38,600 --> 02:54:40,600 Speaker 3: with the money, and he fucked with it in too 3472 02:54:40,760 --> 02:54:42,440 Speaker 3: dumb of a way. So I think he's screwed. 3473 02:54:42,920 --> 02:54:45,600 Speaker 2: Okay, that was my instinct as well, because I feel 3474 02:54:45,600 --> 02:54:47,520 Speaker 2: like he doesn't even have I mean, he doesn't have 3475 02:54:47,680 --> 02:54:51,360 Speaker 2: any sort of like I think sometimes with these types 3476 02:54:51,920 --> 02:54:54,120 Speaker 2: you get some sort of press narrative that it's like 3477 02:54:54,200 --> 02:54:57,480 Speaker 2: they're playing four D chess, and like, even if that's 3478 02:54:57,600 --> 02:55:00,480 Speaker 2: not entirely true, there's like a median narrative that sticks 3479 02:55:00,520 --> 02:55:03,160 Speaker 2: to them that makes them seem more plausible but I 3480 02:55:03,360 --> 02:55:06,119 Speaker 2: just feel like everything that's like, all of his actions 3481 02:55:06,240 --> 02:55:08,800 Speaker 2: and all of the media surrounding him, except for a 3482 02:55:08,959 --> 02:55:12,280 Speaker 2: very very small amount, seems to reinforce the fact that 3483 02:55:12,400 --> 02:55:16,760 Speaker 2: he's completely incompetent and malicious in every way. 3484 02:55:18,160 --> 02:55:21,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would say that. 3485 02:55:22,320 --> 02:55:27,280 Speaker 2: Well, good God, I mean not that I you know, 3486 02:55:27,560 --> 02:55:29,400 Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean it seems like he's fucked. 3487 02:55:29,400 --> 02:55:30,680 Speaker 2: I certainly hope he's fucked. 3488 02:55:31,600 --> 02:55:34,160 Speaker 3: I hope he's fucked. I hate him. I think he's 3489 02:55:34,200 --> 02:55:38,520 Speaker 3: a gross person. I hope Will mccaskell goes away or 3490 02:55:38,600 --> 02:55:41,080 Speaker 3: gets like eaten, eaten by a large fish would be 3491 02:55:41,200 --> 02:55:43,960 Speaker 3: my pick if I got it. If like God is like, 3492 02:55:44,000 --> 02:55:45,400 Speaker 3: what do you want me to do to Will mccaskal, 3493 02:55:45,440 --> 02:55:46,960 Speaker 3: I'm like, you, you remember that thing he did with 3494 02:55:47,040 --> 02:55:49,360 Speaker 3: a whale back in the day. What if he didn't 3495 02:55:49,400 --> 02:55:51,400 Speaker 3: get out? What if a whale just eats him? 3496 02:55:51,480 --> 02:55:51,640 Speaker 4: You know? 3497 02:55:52,120 --> 02:55:53,640 Speaker 2: And then God'd be like, oh, amazing. 3498 02:55:53,920 --> 02:55:57,560 Speaker 3: I love playing the hits great pitch. You know what, Robert, 3499 02:55:58,280 --> 02:56:01,080 Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you that HBOC you've been asking for. 3500 02:56:01,640 --> 02:56:04,119 Speaker 2: Robert, you are an amazing collaborator. 3501 02:56:05,160 --> 02:56:09,720 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, me and God co creators of my HBO series. 3502 02:56:10,160 --> 02:56:12,320 Speaker 3: I am hoping if the strike goes on, they take 3503 02:56:12,400 --> 02:56:15,280 Speaker 3: my reality show pitch super Soaker full of Piss, which 3504 02:56:15,320 --> 02:56:19,160 Speaker 3: I really think has some potential Jamie, I mean premises. 3505 02:56:20,600 --> 02:56:23,080 Speaker 2: No, go ahead, tell me the promise of super Soaker 3506 02:56:23,160 --> 02:56:24,840 Speaker 2: full of piss, Robert. I'm ready. 3507 02:56:25,040 --> 02:56:27,560 Speaker 3: So I'm in a van. I filled a super soaker 3508 02:56:27,680 --> 02:56:31,040 Speaker 3: with my piss, and I drive around like Rodeo drive, 3509 02:56:31,360 --> 02:56:33,920 Speaker 3: and I get out when I see someone who looks famous, 3510 02:56:34,120 --> 02:56:36,200 Speaker 3: and I score them with a super soaker full of piss, 3511 02:56:37,480 --> 02:56:39,640 Speaker 3: and then we film it and then I leave very quickly. 3512 02:56:40,760 --> 02:56:42,360 Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I'm on top with that. 3513 02:56:42,720 --> 02:56:44,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a great I think it's you know, 3514 02:56:45,640 --> 02:56:47,640 Speaker 3: I will get you know, I don't. 3515 02:56:48,200 --> 02:56:50,280 Speaker 2: I would be kind of pro like if you could 3516 02:56:50,320 --> 02:56:52,920 Speaker 2: get I think the soundtrack is going to be really 3517 02:56:53,160 --> 02:56:55,320 Speaker 2: key there, Like I think if you could give me some. 3518 02:56:55,520 --> 02:57:01,879 Speaker 4: Like Jock jam situation, like this is exciting all live, all. 3519 02:57:01,879 --> 02:57:05,400 Speaker 3: Live editions of Blink one eighty two songs because you know, 3520 02:57:05,640 --> 02:57:07,640 Speaker 3: because they have they are one of the worst live 3521 02:57:07,760 --> 02:57:12,240 Speaker 3: bands that ever played. So it's really just upsetting to 3522 02:57:12,360 --> 02:57:14,320 Speaker 3: the to the viewer. That's the goal here. 3523 02:57:14,720 --> 02:57:17,080 Speaker 2: And you know, given who Blink one eighty two like 3524 02:57:17,240 --> 02:57:19,880 Speaker 2: rolls with these days, you may in fact run into 3525 02:57:20,000 --> 02:57:23,920 Speaker 2: Travis on Rodeo Drive. Oh yeah, utial full poet. 3526 02:57:23,760 --> 02:57:27,120 Speaker 3: Just right in the face, just just a full load 3527 02:57:27,200 --> 02:57:29,040 Speaker 3: of it, you know, just to say. 3528 02:57:29,680 --> 02:57:32,600 Speaker 1: I hate this idea because it means that some fucking 3529 02:57:32,680 --> 02:57:35,960 Speaker 1: celebrity will murder you and then we'll be gone, and 3530 02:57:36,040 --> 02:57:36,840 Speaker 1: then I'll be sad. 3531 02:57:37,280 --> 02:57:40,199 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. I'm not great at recognizing celebrities, 3532 02:57:40,240 --> 02:57:42,400 Speaker 3: so I'm anytime I could just see someone in a 3533 02:57:42,480 --> 02:57:46,240 Speaker 3: suit and spray them with the piss. Yeah, Jamie, I know, 3534 02:57:46,800 --> 02:57:51,280 Speaker 3: we can sell so many others. No, we just roll 3535 02:57:51,360 --> 02:57:54,640 Speaker 3: down the street and stick Jonas Roberts spray, spray, spray, 3536 02:57:54,760 --> 02:57:55,560 Speaker 3: get the fuck. 3537 02:57:55,360 --> 02:57:59,760 Speaker 2: Out of here. Wow, No, Jonah is Robert. 3538 02:58:00,000 --> 02:58:02,920 Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, that's right. I'm going to rely 3539 02:58:03,080 --> 02:58:05,360 Speaker 3: on Jamie to recognize him though, Oh my. 3540 02:58:05,480 --> 02:58:09,520 Speaker 2: God, I did see that, Jamie. Yeah, all right. Well, 3541 02:58:09,800 --> 02:58:13,039 Speaker 2: the Jonas brothers have their own vanity popcorn brand, now, 3542 02:58:13,360 --> 02:58:16,320 Speaker 2: isn't that something? These are the amazing things I can 3543 02:58:16,400 --> 02:58:19,039 Speaker 2: teach you, Robert, and. 3544 02:58:19,040 --> 02:58:22,080 Speaker 3: I've already taught me so much about hot dog through 3545 02:58:22,160 --> 02:58:24,120 Speaker 3: your best selling book Raw Dog. 3546 02:58:24,800 --> 02:58:26,800 Speaker 2: Wow, perfect pivot. 3547 02:58:26,840 --> 02:58:28,279 Speaker 3: You're welcome us welcome. 3548 02:58:28,000 --> 02:58:32,879 Speaker 2: Spicy plug though gorgeous, gorgeous plug. Hey, it's never too 3549 02:58:33,000 --> 02:58:35,640 Speaker 2: late to start reading about hot dogs. It's never too late, 3550 02:58:35,680 --> 02:58:36,840 Speaker 2: never learning. 3551 02:58:37,280 --> 02:58:43,160 Speaker 3: Reading about hot dogs and also America fascinating story. Raw 3552 02:58:43,200 --> 02:58:45,240 Speaker 3: Dog find it wherever books are found. 3553 02:58:46,840 --> 02:58:50,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you so much. I truly I was. 3554 02:58:50,400 --> 02:58:54,280 Speaker 2: I mean, as you know, I did a Bastards episode 3555 02:58:54,360 --> 02:58:57,080 Speaker 2: about hot dogs as I was writing that book so 3556 02:58:57,160 --> 02:58:58,879 Speaker 2: that I would remain focused. 3557 02:58:59,800 --> 02:59:00,800 Speaker 3: Right, It's the best way. 3558 02:59:01,480 --> 02:59:05,800 Speaker 2: And I have heard that the subject of that episode, George, 3559 02:59:05,840 --> 02:59:10,280 Speaker 2: say that the hot dog eating community is actively protecting 3560 02:59:10,360 --> 02:59:12,640 Speaker 2: him from its existence. He does not know it exists, 3561 02:59:12,959 --> 02:59:16,680 Speaker 2: he doesn't know the book. Everyone in his life is 3562 02:59:16,920 --> 02:59:20,920 Speaker 2: really actively try like every hot dog eater or many 3563 02:59:21,440 --> 02:59:24,280 Speaker 2: meters I talked to, We're like, yeah, no, we know 3564 02:59:24,360 --> 02:59:26,440 Speaker 2: about the Bassard's episode and we know about the book, 3565 02:59:26,480 --> 02:59:28,800 Speaker 2: but we really don't want George to know about it. 3566 02:59:28,959 --> 02:59:32,960 Speaker 3: I was like, okay, fair enough, beautiful and Jamie, that 3567 02:59:33,120 --> 02:59:35,360 Speaker 3: made me feel great. And you can sign up for 3568 02:59:35,480 --> 02:59:38,280 Speaker 3: this show and all other cool Zone shows ad free 3569 02:59:38,360 --> 02:59:42,200 Speaker 3: at cooler Zone Media. That's for Apple subscribers. We are 3570 02:59:42,240 --> 02:59:44,800 Speaker 3: working on the Android option. 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