1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of I 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: Smell Sex and Trend Day. That's courtesy of Atlas Novak. 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: At Atlas Novak, I'm Jack. That's Miles. These are some 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: things that are trending. These are the trends trend Yeah right, 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: p to Jessica Walter Lucille Blue Legend Lucille. I was 6 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: so I didn't know she was eight years old and 7 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: she I also didn't know that she was the voice 8 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: of the mother on the Dinosaurs show that Jim Henson 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: Dinosaurs Show. That father obviously uncle and shout out to 10 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: Uncle Andy Man. That's just I loved arrested development. And 11 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: there was something about her mastery of the like just 12 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: shitty wealthy white woman um that I don't know anyone 13 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: will be able to capture in the same Yeah. Her 14 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: performances just still as funny today as it was that. 15 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: I mean, gifts of her winking are still enough for me. 16 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: Don't never do that again. And my favorite line when 17 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 1: they go to Climpia's She's orders I'll have the icon 18 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,680 Speaker 1: Tina Tuna and says, okay, playter platter. I don't understand 19 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 1: the question and I won't respond to it. Yeah, I 20 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: didn't realize that was because she said that a couple 21 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: of times. I think, yeah, shout out to a queen. 22 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: NBA trade deadline ship is happening, We're not happening, depending 23 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 1: on who your team is. So Lakers not so much. 24 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: Did did the Lakers do anything? I mean, it's looks 25 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: like Andre Drummond is the buy out with Andre Drummond 26 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: And then they'll say, is the closest thing that we're 27 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: going to have to action right now? Because did they 28 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: did they buy him out? Did Cleveland buy him out? 29 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: It says right that latest thing was that they are 30 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: working on a buyout. Okay, okay, that could be Kyle 31 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: Larry Uh, Mike Walry uh staying in Toronto. I know 32 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: a lot of people thought he was, you know, somewhere 33 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,079 Speaker 1: bound Miami bound, l a bound. That didn't happen. He 34 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: staying in the heat got a lot better. They got 35 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: Victor Oladipo without giving away you know, with girl or anything. 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: Duncan Robinson, Yeah, I think, you know, we'll see what happens. 37 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: And then en Rondo went from the Hawks to to 38 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: the Clippers. Lou went to the Clippers. Everyone's making Magic 39 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,119 Speaker 1: City jokes already again because they'll be in Atlanta. Uh, 40 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: he went to the lou went from Clippers to Hawks. Yeah, 41 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: to Atlanta, where he famously left the bubble to go 42 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: to to get some wings. I hadn't realized that he's 43 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: one of those dudes who's like super fun to watch, 44 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: but like the stats nerds are like, he's actually like 45 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: not not I think because he's bad on d I 46 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: mean it was like a kind of a smaller dude. 47 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: But I know Rondo. People love him, so yeah, that'll 48 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:13,359 Speaker 1: be interesting for the Clippers. Might feel a little bit 49 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: like the little brother trying to be like the big 50 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: brother with the Clippers. Lakers, how do you feel about 51 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: them getting Rondo? I don't care. I mean it was 52 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: the same thing I compartmentalized when he came to the 53 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: Lakers after playing for the Celtics, who we absolutely had 54 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: to fucking grudge with. I was just like, whatever, if 55 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: you're here to do a job, by all means, I'm 56 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: not gonna buy the jersey, do your gig. You did it, 57 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: Thank you, salute, there's our ring, goodbye. Wow. Yeah. You 58 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: know that's how ship works, you know, in the factory 59 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: like that, when you're just cranking out the titles championship. 60 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: But yeah, the thing was with Kyle Lowry. He almost came, 61 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: but it sounded like they were asking for talent Horton 62 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: Tucker in the trade and that's when they were like nope. 63 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: Blinka said nope to that. So there was they were close, 64 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: but they asked for thht and wasn't. That's gotta be 65 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: a real weird feeling because Kyle Lowry was has been 66 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: answering questions about like what it feels like too for 67 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: your time in Toronto to be coming to an end, 68 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: and then they just like couldn't get it done. It's 69 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: not that they were like, no, we love Kyle, We're 70 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: committed to him long term. They were like, ah, fuck 71 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: we uh we just didn't. The emails kinda missed each 72 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,720 Speaker 1: other back and forth, so, uh, you're you're here for 73 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 1: another year. We read that wrong, Kyle. We read that 74 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: a little bit wrong there that we're getting shrewder and 75 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: uh KCP and town Horn talk about um U s 76 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: m n T is trending, US Mute Ninjas show total power. 77 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: They the US men's national team, the soccer team is 78 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: trending because you know, look, there was a fucking wacky 79 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: road to not being in the last World Cup um 80 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: and now the opening up against Jamaica. We have. The 81 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: thing is that the reason why it's trending is that 82 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: the US is now really diversifying in terms of the 83 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: keep the talent we're going after because there's new eligibility 84 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: rules that's basically saying like if you were born here, 85 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: you lived here as a kid, lived here for more 86 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 1: than five years, If you're an adult your parent or 87 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 1: grandparent is from here, you can play for any country. 88 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: And like based on those new sort of guys, were 89 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: those all like either or or? Was that? And it 90 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,160 Speaker 1: used to be if you um had a parent or 91 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: grandparent UM who was of a certain nationality that made 92 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 1: you eligible, or you had lived there for a certain 93 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: amount of time like as an adult, But then they 94 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: expanded it fucking to all kinds of like hey man, 95 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: do you live in the US for a little bit? 96 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, come come play for us because 97 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: it's gonna be too hard to play for England. That's 98 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: kind of like what's happening is because there's so much 99 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: talent in other countries that it's a allowing for a 100 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,799 Speaker 1: lot of people who have you know, uh, Like, for example, 101 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: Surgino dest he's a Dutch player, but his father is 102 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 1: an American. His mother's Dutch. He plays for fucking Barcelona. Okay, 103 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: he plays with Lionel Messi. This this young man now 104 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 1: plays for the United States men's next. So we're starting 105 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: to really get some like we'll take ballers, you know. 106 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: So it's so in the US one for one, um, 107 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: and Surginio dest had an incredible goal from outside the 108 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: box or maybe slightly inside the box a little far 109 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: poster is um? Is that a thing that you can 110 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 1: pay for? Is that against the rules to like to 111 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: bring him in? Like? How how does that work? Like 112 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: from a national team perspective, how do you recruit? Oh, 113 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: so you'll have camps, Like you'll have a camp right 114 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,719 Speaker 1: and saying you're invited to be in the US men's 115 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: national team camp because of your eligibility, and then when 116 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: you go there, it's like a full court press to 117 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: be like they check out these other players like this, 118 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: How this is how your life could be? Man like? 119 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,040 Speaker 1: So the thing that happened was Jonathan Gonzalez was a 120 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: California born Mexican kid, but he was playing for the 121 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: U S and he switched to Mexico like a few 122 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: years ago, and it was devastating for US Soccer because 123 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: they're like, fuck, like, don't have that many good players? Yeah, exactly, 124 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: But now that things are changing, we're just courting so 125 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: many more players. And yeah, I think it's it's looking 126 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: there's even a player for Arsenal Fuller and Baligoon who 127 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: who's eligible to play for the US too. So um. 128 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: But in terms of like they recruit you based on 129 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 1: like how good the team is going to be, they don't. 130 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: It's not like they're paying money, right, I mean, there's 131 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: a stipend to play for the country, because really, if 132 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,559 Speaker 1: you're a professional player, you're you're you're paying your bills 133 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: by playing for a club in Europe or wherever in 134 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: the u s MLS, Legua MX or whatever. But yeah, 135 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: for this, it's purely like, hey, you're gonna have a 136 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: shot here. We're gonna will build a team like you 137 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: factor into the plans. It's harder if you're a you know, 138 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: you have English eligibility and they've never called you up 139 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: you were seventeen. That says you're not on the radar. 140 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: So if the US is like, hey, we like, you 141 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: come on over. And Jamaica has been doing the same 142 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: thing too, because there's a lot of players of Jamaican 143 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: descent in the UK that they're like, y'all, I know 144 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: it's tough trying to get on the three lines. Try 145 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 1: and come over here for the Jamaicans and we'll do it. 146 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: Huh interesting. Yeah, I'm just like so tainted by n 147 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: C Double A basketball where it's just like the way 148 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: they deal with recruiting amateur athletes is you know, paying 149 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: them under the table. But yeah, I mean, look, they'll 150 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,679 Speaker 1: they'll do deal sweeteners. It's just harder for national teams. 151 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 1: Like with Messi and Barcelona. They they clocked him at 152 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: like ten years old in Argentina and they're like, you're 153 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: coming here and what oh you're broke, Okay, your parents 154 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,200 Speaker 1: now have jobs in the home, so what else can 155 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: we do to get this over? And the national team 156 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: is a little bit different because I don't think they 157 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: don't have the same sort of revenues to throw around 158 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 1: to debate people in Yeah, aside from playing time, that's 159 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: really all it is. Like, that's really how we have 160 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: an advantage, Like it's a we have a good infrastructure 161 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: and when you get playing time, do people like to 162 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: will a player stock shoot up if they play really 163 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: good in like the World Cups? Oh? Absolutely, that's a 164 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: shop window too, then you know signed huge, Like at 165 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 1: the at the end of every World Cup, there's always 166 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 1: like a player who ends up making a huge move 167 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: in Europe somewhere because based on their performance, like how 168 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,880 Speaker 1: how good is the quality of soccer during World Cup 169 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: versus like the Premier League, And it's like, I mean, 170 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: it is like March madness because there's an element of 171 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 1: like you're going out of body and you're tying that 172 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:41,960 Speaker 1: to like your own sense of patriotism, nationalism, whatever, and yeah, 173 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 1: you'll you'll see some wild games. Um, but we also 174 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: see you in the club. See it's you know, it's 175 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: it's hard to say because everybody's pretty turned on, but 176 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,680 Speaker 1: I think the energy is always different when it's an 177 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:57,680 Speaker 1: international tournament, right right? Cool man? Um, hey man, that's 178 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 1: pretty cool. I'm also figure might as well now that 179 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: I'm watching that F one Drive to Succeed as recommended 180 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,960 Speaker 1: by I don't think I even got that name right, 181 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: but drive to Survive, to survive, uh, Drive to Survive. 182 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,839 Speaker 1: As super producer Ana Hosnie. It just corrected me. She 183 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: she's been recommending that show for a while. I just 184 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 1: watched the first episode and it's pretty pretty interesting stuff. 185 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: Follow him Anna's f one freak account, you know what 186 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: all that, and finally, uh, tornado Birmingham is tornado in Birmingham. 187 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,400 Speaker 1: I guess just kind of there's like some pretty significant 188 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:47,760 Speaker 1: damage in Birmingham. Yeah, just that seems to be another 189 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 1: you know, Earth just doing its thing. Yeah, but yeah, 190 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty like there are some some of 191 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: the pictures are just look like they're just trees, wrecking ship, 192 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:01,080 Speaker 1: flattened houses, and it's yeah, very scary. So please stay 193 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 1: safe if you're in the area. Tornadoes are a very 194 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:07,319 Speaker 1: unique type of like terror, Like wait when, because it 195 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: really is just like the finger of God just being 196 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,960 Speaker 1: like into your house is gone, and your house is gone, 197 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: and and your neighbors won't be Like I just remember 198 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,240 Speaker 1: reading a book called Night of the Twisters when I 199 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 1: was in like an elementary school and being like so 200 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 1: fascinated and like terrified of of tornadoes because you know, 201 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,679 Speaker 1: living in Ohio and those types of I mean, I 202 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,199 Speaker 1: mentioned the first time I heard one of those sirens, 203 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: I was fucked up. The only thing I had about 204 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,200 Speaker 1: sucking tornadoes twister, So that will show you how healthy 205 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 1: my relationship with my perception of a tornado. Um. But 206 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 1: it's like kind of like earthquakes to like we don't 207 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 1: know when they're coming, right. I think there's something wilder 208 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 1: though about knowingim, like like like oh fuck. And it's 209 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 1: so dramatic looking too. It's like it doesn't look like 210 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,439 Speaker 1: it should exist outside of like a sci fi movie 211 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,679 Speaker 1: that there's just like this funnel that's drinking up trees 212 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:12,440 Speaker 1: and ship and it's like damn. Anyways, Yeah, please stay 213 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: safe out there. We are back tomorrow with the whole 214 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to 215 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,880 Speaker 1: each other and be kind to yourself, wear a mask, 216 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,319 Speaker 1: and don't do nothing about white supremacy. We'll talk to 217 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: you all tomorrow By