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Speaker 1: Pond replay on Kiss FM this morning. Nah, just how

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Speaker 1: you wake up in the morning and write I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't get the Irish music, but I would picture

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Speaker 1: because she writes a limerick. Okay, but and Irish limerick.

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Speaker 1: It's more like Taylor Swift lover vibes, yeah, or like that.

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Speaker 1: I only have Irish music right now. I have that

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Speaker 1: meditation you'd picked. Oh, I don't believe that we don't

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Speaker 1: have Taylor Swift music here. Well, we have, but the

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Speaker 1: full song is ready to go about to play, not

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Speaker 1: that one, but Lavender Hayes ninth the hero. Yeah, not

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Speaker 1: quite all right? So family meeting? Do we need a

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Speaker 1: family meeting here? I mean, it's come to the realization

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Speaker 1: that I am a fraud or I'm feeling that way.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, what there are there are a few

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Speaker 1: places around the valley I should say that I don't

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Speaker 1: use my first name. Um when I go get a

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Speaker 1: spray tan and when I go get a wax hold

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Speaker 1: on that concept, what name do you use? I use

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Speaker 1: my middle name, which is what I don't want to share.

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Speaker 1: I know you would, but and so I do. This

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Speaker 1: is because I just like you're in very compromise positions

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Speaker 1: when you go do this type of stuff. And so

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Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know, are we talking about yoga?

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Speaker 1: What are we talking about? Well, when you go to spraytan,

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Speaker 1: you're completely naked, and sometimes I don't get the same girl,

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Speaker 1: And so I'm just like, I don't need all these

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Speaker 1: random people knowing my name. Do they say to you

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Speaker 1: permission to spray you naked? Or do they offer you

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Speaker 1: a little paper panty? Is there any sort of people

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Speaker 1: for you? All that stuff? But you just you just

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Speaker 1: go in the new just not get a tan line.

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Speaker 1: But in this situation, I go to my wax lady

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Speaker 1: regularly and she has become my wax lady, Like I

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Speaker 1: have been with her for probably a couple of years now.

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Speaker 1: There was a break with the pandemic, but yeah, we've

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Speaker 1: been together for a long time. She knows me by

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Speaker 1: my middle name, and that happened because that's how I

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Speaker 1: came into the facility at the beginning. It's not a

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Speaker 1: lie when it's actually my name, I just don't go

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Speaker 1: by it right, all right. So but it's gotten to

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Speaker 1: the point now where we know each other so well.

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Speaker 1: And so when she sees me and she goes, oh, hello, miss,

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Speaker 1: and then my middle name, and then so good to

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Speaker 1: see you, and she like this last time when she

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Speaker 1: was waxing me, we got in depth conversation of like

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Speaker 1: how Michael and I met, and she loved you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling her all these stories about my life,

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Speaker 1: about the twins, about my date. Yes, literally anything to

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Speaker 1: get your mind off the strips. Um, I would I love.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it was with this last time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I was sharing so intimate stories. Um.

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Speaker 1: I felt guilt as I was leaving. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I am a fraud, I am a liar. Like do

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Speaker 1: I tell her my first name eventually now that I've

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Speaker 1: now that I've earned her trust or no, Because you're right,

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Speaker 1: it is true. It's just part of the truth, and

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Speaker 1: that's okay. But I'm just fascinated by the strategy that

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Speaker 1: you have to pick and choose who you're going to

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Speaker 1: be based on what you're doing. I know, I'm thinking back,

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Speaker 1: I really wish I would. I would have done it

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Speaker 1: with my like when I get massages, because you're really

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Speaker 1: naked there too. Uh is there any naked situation? I

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Speaker 1: don't really like I get my massage under Ryan Seacrest.

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Speaker 1: My teeth cleaned under Ryan Seacrest. Well, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: get spray tan and I I don't get waxed. I do

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Speaker 1: that myself. Oh, you do it yourself. I don't wax myself.

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Speaker 1: I do my maintenance on my own. I got kinds

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Speaker 1: of machines. I got equipment. I got Michael, that's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I have this new one. I don't

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Speaker 1: take it out the box yet, but it's a mini clipper.

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Speaker 1: You can clip in all the little tough to get areas.

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Speaker 1: We'll take it out of the box. Oh yeah, indue

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Speaker 1: time in due time. I feel better because I'm not lying.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I get what you're doing, but I

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Speaker 1: think it's okay. So if your kid's ever catch chick

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Speaker 1: given that name, while they're waiting in the lobby at

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Speaker 1: your wax appointment, you can tell them you were being honest.

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Speaker 1: I don't bring them to the wax appointment. But yes,

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Speaker 1: ah no, I'm my eyebrows, Anastasia. That's my eyebrows, Anastasia.

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Speaker 1: She'd been doing my eyebrows forever, forever and ever and ever.

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Speaker 1: I wax them every once in a while because I

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Speaker 1: think they just why do I talk about Why do

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Speaker 1: I say I think they look better, but I don't

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Speaker 1: love the process. Yeah, honestly, I think eyebrow waxing is

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Speaker 1: more painful than am Brazilian. I was thinking about that

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Speaker 1: and I don't know. I think it's more painful for me.

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Speaker 1: M m. And that was a family meeting. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for coming. Come on cart enough it is happy in

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Speaker 1: morning A hack The top five majors of the class

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Speaker 1: of twenty three