Speaker 1: Look mayre, Oh, I see you my own bow and
Speaker 1: look over there is that culture Yes, goodness, wow, lost
Speaker 1: cult dang dong last culturista is calling. That's right. Don't
Speaker 1: adjust your dials. It's just bowing today. Matt is taking
Speaker 1: a well deserved break, very well deserved. I mean, you
Speaker 1: all know it's fine. He just had so much fun
Speaker 1: at Kelly Clarkson in Vegas. I could not join him
Speaker 1: because I was at home losing eight pounds to a
Speaker 1: bacterial infection. It's all good, it's all good. Oh and
Speaker 1: my guest got me a bagel burger. And you want
Speaker 1: to know something, I didn't even open the back to
Speaker 1: see what it was or what it looked like, because
Speaker 1: I guess what did not have an appetite. Swallowing felt
Speaker 1: like daggers. I threw it in the garbage. Isn't that terrible? Sorry,
Speaker 1: Greta Thunberg. Well, anyway, I mean, let's just get right
Speaker 1: into it. Our guest is one of the great amuse
Speaker 1: status even to me, at least to my mind. When
Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think she's America's muse in
Speaker 1: a way. She's on her Live and in the Flesh
Speaker 1: tour this summer upcoming dates August twenty fifth in Portland,
Speaker 1: August twenty sixth in Seattle at the Thing Fest, September
Speaker 1: seventh at the hop Scotch Music Festival in Raleigh, September
Speaker 1: eighth in DC, September ninth in Pittsburgh. That's the Beyonce
Speaker 1: makeup show for the Renaissance tour.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: We're sorry she canceled, but Sarah's coming into town, and
Speaker 1: of course September tenth in Philly and September thirteenth in
Speaker 1: LA I think I got those dates right. This is
Speaker 1: all from memory. This is all from because guess what,
Speaker 1: I love our guests so much and you must go
Speaker 1: see her on tour. Seeing this person live is I
Speaker 1: think a pretty religious experience. I remember the first time
Speaker 1: I saw this girl and I thought, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: crying to her on Thursdays about my sketch beating polled.
Speaker 1: I know we can't talk about the show that we're
Speaker 1: on together because of this damn strike, these double strikes.
Speaker 1: But you know where to find her, you know her,
Speaker 1: you love her so much. She really is one of
Speaker 1: the great minds, people, styles, aesthetic legends of the world
Speaker 1: and generation.
Speaker 2: Everyone welcome Sarah scorm. So many did their damn homework. Honey.
Speaker 1: I love to go home and right on my little
Speaker 1: work book. Hi, Sarah.
Speaker 2: If you put a gun to my head and said,
Speaker 2: what are your tour dates? And tell me the days
Speaker 2: and tell me the bad news, I would not be
Speaker 2: able to do. Honey.
Speaker 1: Well, you're living it. You're up there performing, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have time to worry about dates. I'm hosting
Speaker 1: a damn show where I have a guest done, and
Speaker 1: I need to sort of get up to.
Speaker 2: See you giving pom pilot vibes, pompilot vibes. I don't
Speaker 2: like this sound of that.
Speaker 1: Did you have one?
Speaker 2: No? Did you?
Speaker 1: I remember we got the costco version, the budget costco version,
Speaker 1: and it was a posy. Hey, sorry, palm, you didn't
Speaker 1: slay until the trio.
Speaker 2: You didn't have one? No, because don't you need it
Speaker 2: to schedule? Did your dad have one? Your parents.
Speaker 1: A gender thing? Oh?
Speaker 2: You don't think my school teacher mother had a pomp
Speaker 2: pilot to be scheduling when when's homework and one's quizzes?
Speaker 2: That would be cunty she did. If mom was serving
Speaker 2: pomp pilots down the house, boot down the house boo.
Speaker 2: I want whatever bacterial infection you had tell me more, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want it.
Speaker 3: I just want to.
Speaker 2: Cleanse you want to.
Speaker 1: I do feel like reborn, Like I think I'm coming
Speaker 1: out of this being like I'm never smoking a cigarette
Speaker 1: ever again in my life.
Speaker 3: Cigarette.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Like you don't have like a pregnancy craving.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm never gonna eat garlic again or something
Speaker 2: like that. You had a bike to that's a crazy
Speaker 2: what's the opposite of craving? I don't know an anti craving? Me, Hi,
Speaker 2: that's really what I just like thirty seconds. No, it's
Speaker 2: an a to see. You're laughing too much to me
Speaker 2: because you're.
Speaker 3: I haven't been live in the flesh with you actually.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: You're making me laugh and you are making me feel shy.
Speaker 2: Why because you were going like this next person coming
Speaker 2: to the stage is the muse. She's the icon, she's
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 3: And I was getting shy and I was giggling.
Speaker 1: But you know, this is how I feel about.
Speaker 2: This is not a discovery for you well and not
Speaker 2: you know, for the listeners at home. One of the
Speaker 2: best compliments I've ever received in my life, my short life,
Speaker 2: barely legal life on this planet is that you said
Speaker 2: that the short that I made was a visual feast
Speaker 2: live on Lost Culture.
Speaker 1: But that was when we were on Zoom, and like
Speaker 1: we didn't really know each other that well, but that.
Speaker 2: Was like I put that in my hat as the
Speaker 2: nicest compliment I ever received, and that was live on
Speaker 2: Lost culteresas.
Speaker 1: I've given you at least a baker's dozen more better compliments.
Speaker 2: But there is something about the texture. We didn't know
Speaker 2: each other that well, and for you to just come
Speaker 2: right out and say what you made was a visual feast,
Speaker 2: I said, so you do know me better than I
Speaker 2: know my self actually, but you knew that about yourself.
Speaker 2: You just need to put words to the paper into Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, where does this come from this? Because no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is a compliment that I was. This is the
Speaker 1: most accurate compliment I've ever given you, which was something
Speaker 1: I told you the other day, which is you are someone.
Speaker 1: You're the person who is the most attuned to literally,
Speaker 1: like in antiquity, when people would describe like genius, it
Speaker 1: would be like the root word is gin, Like it's
Speaker 1: a genius. It's like a fucking demon in the walls
Speaker 1: and it's like you commune with the demon in the walls,
Speaker 1: and it's like and it's kind of a liberating thing
Speaker 1: because of whatever work you make, whether it's great or bad,
Speaker 1: it's like you can't take all the credit for it.
Speaker 2: I'm closing my eyes right now to erase you, so
Speaker 2: I don't even hear because you said planet, well, you're sure.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, I'm being I'm being I'm being alone, you're
Speaker 1: being well.
Speaker 2: No, I do sometimes feel like that. Oftentimes creativity can
Speaker 2: be a demon that does possess you. Yes, because the
Speaker 2: worst feeling. Actually this is something Jack Bensinger, which is
Speaker 2: that sometimes I do feel plagued by like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I just had an idea, but I don't have a
Speaker 2: pen and paper to write it down. And actually I'd
Speaker 2: rather die than be in this situation right now. And
Speaker 2: Jack said, if you ever have an idea, and I'm
Speaker 2: outing him right now.
Speaker 1: We love Jack ben Singer. Jack Benson readers Katie's PUBLICI
Speaker 1: is finalized.
Speaker 2: Check him out. He's a good one. He is a
Speaker 2: good he's one to watch. He when he has an
Speaker 2: idea and he can't write it down because he's being
Speaker 2: possessed by the demon yes, he goes like this, he
Speaker 2: holds onto it and so then like whatever, whenever the
Speaker 2: movie's over, because he couldn't write it down during the movie,
Speaker 2: he goes, why are my fingers like this? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm holding onto that idea and he remembers it.
Speaker 1: He's a genius.
Speaker 2: Did I just out him like that's like one of
Speaker 2: the most intimate, vulnerable things about a person, how you
Speaker 2: hold onto your idea.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that's like a naked sort of exposition.
Speaker 1: Though we can ask him.
Speaker 2: After permission, do I have consent to out your creative process?
Speaker 1: And then if he says no, then we're cutting this.
Speaker 2: Cut it.
Speaker 1: But if you're seeing this at home, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this amazing.
Speaker 2: Incredibly like you're in the shower, you're all SuDS dub
Speaker 2: you couldn't possibly write something now and you're completely wet,
Speaker 2: And then does he tend to okay?
Speaker 1: So so so for people who are listening who can't
Speaker 1: see it's what Jack Ben Singer does is he puts
Speaker 1: his fingertips together, his index and his thumb.
Speaker 2: Right, I forgot a podcast is in a visual medium.
Speaker 1: We forget all the time. And but he puts his
Speaker 1: tips together just to like kind of like kind of
Speaker 1: like not quiet coyote, but the opposite of quie coyote,
Speaker 1: where it's index.
Speaker 2: And the W and what could you possibly be talking
Speaker 2: about about a quiet coyote? This is quiet coyote? And
Speaker 2: who is she?
Speaker 1: This? This is for classrooms. This is like a second
Speaker 1: grade like qui coyote?
Speaker 3: One two three, eyes on me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, drop everything and read could be teaching. I could
Speaker 2: be teaching. We should be teaching because these girls, these
Speaker 2: girls need to know, they need to not you would
Speaker 2: be what great would you teach? I would teach the
Speaker 2: oldest that you could be.
Speaker 1: That is the bravest answer you could be.
Speaker 2: Because I want to come in and be like, every
Speaker 2: single thing you've been taught is wrong and you need
Speaker 2: to go back and respect your mother's of history.
Speaker 1: That is so brave. This is how I know you're fearless.
Speaker 3: No, no, But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I think it's also because that is like the age
Speaker 2: demographic that I feel the most like I need to
Speaker 2: get to. Like you look to your left and you
Speaker 2: look to your right at Sarah Scormliman in the flesh,
Speaker 2: and you are not seeing those age of people. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you.
Speaker 1: That that, but you want them?
Speaker 2: I want them, I want them becau doesn't that make
Speaker 2: you feel don't you get all the like twenty year
Speaker 2: olds and like the nineteen year olds listening in tuning.
Speaker 1: In, I think they don't like us.
Speaker 2: What do we have to do to get them to
Speaker 2: like us? I'm not like too impressed to impress. I
Speaker 2: feel like they're hey, they're fine. I feel like if
Speaker 2: they like us, they'll us. But I feel like this
Speaker 2: is interesting that you're connecting. Great. I'm going.
Speaker 1: You want these students to be in your audience because
Speaker 1: I also understand that like younger kids. Younger kids, they
Speaker 1: already like love you, colors.
Speaker 2: Shiny your baby, I'm baby, gotta love me. But you know,
Speaker 2: there have been like fourteen year old in my audience
Speaker 2: this summer that the parents took them and I have
Speaker 2: open assholes on the screen during my show, and I
Speaker 2: kind of stand there and I go, should I say something?
Speaker 2: I feel like because it's the poster is a trigger warning,
Speaker 2: there's a on it, there's some blood on it. No
Speaker 2: Sarah squirm, you would think it's gonna I know, but
Speaker 2: I do feel guilt, of course. No, I've created a
Speaker 2: traumatic experience for the family.
Speaker 1: I was just at dinner with a father of adolescence
Speaker 1: go on about this. It was Michael RHUs Kane, wonderful comedian,
Speaker 1: and he was talking about taking his kids to see
Speaker 1: someone's movie that's coming out. I can't say what those.
Speaker 3: Pencils down, we're on.
Speaker 2: Pencils down and acting drama masks down as well. I
Speaker 2: should have put that on shirts. Acting drama masks down
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Acting drama masks down as well. I got an invite
Speaker 1: to well, I can't even say to something that you're
Speaker 1: in ah, and I can't partake.
Speaker 3: No, none of us can be partaking.
Speaker 1: Well, I think they were inviting me to have the
Speaker 1: screen or dropped?
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 2: Do you think I should do it? Just to bear witness,
Speaker 2: just a bear witness, anyone has like show up?
Speaker 1: This is okay? Tell me if this is annoying. This
Speaker 1: is the shakest thing, which is that Sarah is in
Speaker 1: but we we can't but we can't talk about it.
Speaker 2: We can't talk about it right right, I'm going to
Speaker 2: hop out your your embarrassment.
Speaker 1: But why do we get this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh guilt hmmm. I think the parents are like I
Speaker 1: don't care because.
Speaker 2: They're like they've seen everything on the internet.
Speaker 1: And the kids have seen everything on the internet, and
Speaker 1: they've heard everything under the sun, right right.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just like, can you imagine having the
Speaker 2: access that these children be having. What was the ludist
Speaker 2: thing that I had ever seen?
Speaker 1: Right, because like you'd seen like a Cronenberg film by
Speaker 1: the time you were like twelve.
Speaker 2: I saw the Shining when I was eleven, and I
Speaker 2: threw up?
Speaker 1: What part? What part did you throw out?
Speaker 2: That old lady? I didn't understand the blow job? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I didn't know what it meant. Well, he's like
Speaker 2: in a dog costume or a bear costume, and that
Speaker 2: was the image that kind of stuck with me as
Speaker 2: an after image behind the closed eyelids, and I threw up.
Speaker 2: I was scared.
Speaker 1: That is a little unsettling. It if you don't know
Speaker 1: what it is, your brain literally at that age can't
Speaker 1: fill in the gaps, and you're like, nothing can fill
Speaker 1: in that space. I have nothing to do but empty myself.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, say that.
Speaker 1: We need to talk about the fear of empty. I
Speaker 1: think it's what governs everything. Go start now, it's what
Speaker 1: like fucking that feeling post nut is about like that feeling,
Speaker 1: that feeling when you're like you've just you nutted and
Speaker 1: you go, I feel a.
Speaker 2: Craving empty right now, like you talking about this back
Speaker 2: to your life.
Speaker 3: I'm craving the purge. I want to.
Speaker 2: Start at zero.
Speaker 1: But this is a good thing because you want you
Speaker 1: fetishize the empty, which is which no one does. So
Speaker 1: the fear of empty is like fucking what we experience
Speaker 1: every summer. It's like I got nothing going on. I
Speaker 1: have a fucking breakdown every summer. Totally fear empty is
Speaker 1: having a light show. Let's say, yes, total, well, or
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not it's not quite that. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of sending this.
Speaker 2: No, I know what you mean, but like I am
Speaker 2: now that we never in my life have I like,
Speaker 2: I have a job, and so I well, I don't.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm pencils down drama mass, the curtains, theaters closed,
Speaker 2: the theaters dark on Monday. But now that, as someone
Speaker 2: who works and is busy, I crave an empty, open schedule,
Speaker 2: and I fantasize about going on a long bohemian walk, yes,
Speaker 2: and just having my little thoughts.
Speaker 1: And this time hasn't really counted, has it? No one has,
Speaker 1: why I wondered, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know you're empty? Is there a book I can read
Speaker 2: about this?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's called Animal Joy and it's about laughter, and
Speaker 1: it's so and.
Speaker 2: What do we always say? Laughter? Laughter is the best medicasion.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Who makes me laugh more? No one makes me laugh
Speaker 3: more than mister mister B.
Speaker 2: Mister B, why thank you?
Speaker 1: But I think someone who makes us as a duo
Speaker 1: laugh more than anybody is Matt Rogers.
Speaker 2: I can't even There have been many a time when
Speaker 2: I text Bowe and I say, I'm currently listening to
Speaker 2: lostcul Teresa's right now laughing my literal ass off.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say I'm doing okay right now, flying solo.
Speaker 1: But Matt's the one who really drives.
Speaker 2: The damn laughs. You know what I'm saying? Well, because
Speaker 2: today this today we're doing a Ted talk on if
Speaker 2: you're of empty? Yes, so the laughs will come later,
Speaker 2: but we are. We're being boone and serious, We're.
Speaker 1: Being bow and serious. But I love nothing more than
Speaker 1: to talk with you about this shit. You have such
Speaker 1: a connection to every part of this, the instrument, the
Speaker 1: generative process of it. Like I'm like Sarah is.
Speaker 2: Can I be telling you about things that are unlocking me.
Speaker 2: Actually tell me voice lessons, because there are in your
Speaker 2: throat that you have no idea about. Actually you you
Speaker 2: have control over your voice in a way that many
Speaker 2: people do.
Speaker 1: Not, and stand up, be counted and use your voice. Wait,
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 2: There's just like I've been taking voice lessons and I'm
Speaker 2: learning to scream voice lessons from Melissa Cross Scream Coach
Speaker 2: to the Stars and there You're really good at screaming
Speaker 2: without breaking the instrument, without hurting the instrument.
Speaker 1: I have no control, but I'm blessed with screaming. I
Speaker 1: can scream. I love screaming, especially at work. I love screaming. Yes,
Speaker 1: but you can, thank god I have. I stuffer no
Speaker 1: consequence as well, because you have.
Speaker 2: A connection to your throat chakra that not many people have.
Speaker 2: That's why you're not getting hurt.
Speaker 1: I close my eyes, I think blue. I think blue.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Well, not not always, But if I want to align
Speaker 1: my chakras, the first one I go for is blue
Speaker 1: is his throat.
Speaker 3: And that's why you.
Speaker 2: Don't have difficulty expressing yourself. I do do you?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: It's inflamed sometimes you see in.
Speaker 2: You see this is interesting to me.
Speaker 1: This is orange, which is sacrel?
Speaker 2: Are you and that's no?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no sacral which rude sacral solar Tux's
Speaker 1: heart throat, third eye.
Speaker 2: I want to be meaning better connection with my root.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: That my root, my root needs to be uprooted. Okay,
Speaker 1: nothing's been down there.
Speaker 2: My root has been blowing out the toilet lately.
Speaker 1: Okay, so back to your in full effect.
Speaker 2: Oh of course, well maybe that is what's going.
Speaker 3: No, did I tell you?
Speaker 2: I went to the gastron testinal doctor and he was like,
Speaker 2: did every test.
Speaker 3: On the planet put tubes on my throat? Put tubes
Speaker 3: up the.
Speaker 1: Thrown your throat?
Speaker 3: He put, yes, I got an endosco bey.
Speaker 2: Can you believe something like this?
Speaker 1: Did it inspire anything?
Speaker 2: Yes? You might have to see the show and if
Speaker 2: I know, But he literally, and I respect this, He went,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. You're just Jewish?
Speaker 2: Can you respect? Excuse me?
Speaker 1: I can't respect Jewish? Okay, but still.
Speaker 2: But you shouldn't know better to say that you have
Speaker 2: an incurable disease, which is being Jewish.
Speaker 1: And he went to school. He gets paid so much
Speaker 1: money to say to go beyond you're Jewish.
Speaker 2: But I actually kind of appreciated it because he was like,
Speaker 2: you actually don't have a problem. The problem is so
Speaker 2: deep within you that it's like inseparable for so I
Speaker 2: don't buy it. He was like, basically like, your disability
Speaker 2: is that you're Jewish.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I do like it because it's like, you're not crazy.
Speaker 3: You have this.
Speaker 1: Okay, as long as you're you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: As long as you're like at ease.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm as as much at ease as I can
Speaker 2: be as someone who's blowing their back out diary style.
Speaker 1: And what I've been blowing my back out diary style
Speaker 1: and tot for my whole adult life. I'm worried that
Speaker 1: it's something.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something and nobody in this
Speaker 2: room is gonna like it. Tell me its stress. Don't
Speaker 2: you hate that when the doctor is like it's stressed
Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, well I know that, right.
Speaker 1: It's like my doctor telling me like you're Jewish, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I tell you this, but doctor's orders
Speaker 2: are Jewish.
Speaker 1: I know that. Okay. God, I need to get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of voice lessons, tell me, tell me more.
Speaker 2: It's just okay, I'm gonna say something that's not gonna
Speaker 2: make sense. Okay, because it's eleven am the Witching Hour,
Speaker 2: it's too early. That's a rule of culture number six
Speaker 2: sixty seven. Eleven am, the Witching Hour. I love that
Speaker 2: when you guys do that. Dan, No, someone's at the door.
Speaker 2: I hope it's my bagel burger.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I say that every episode.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't believe you throw it out.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You can put it in the fridge. I'm not like that.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Fridge is not the way. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying. I Well, it's just I'm unlocking
Speaker 2: different parts of my oat that I didn't know that
Speaker 2: I could use to express myself. And I can make
Speaker 2: sounds in ways that I didn't even know about. And
Speaker 2: how you make sounds, you know how they say like
Speaker 2: language shaped understanding. Couldn't agree more war the tube in
Speaker 2: which you use to express language could actually shape your
Speaker 2: understanding of language, which can actually shape your understanding of ideas.
Speaker 2: If this makes sense, if you can follow me, and
Speaker 2: then I mean not to brag. I've also been taking
Speaker 2: polonius cos and does that affect the tube you use well,
Speaker 2: because it's like they're like, actually, your challenge for today
Speaker 2: is you have to move this specific muscle that you
Speaker 2: didn't even know existed. And you're like, wait, that's actually
Speaker 2: the fact that now I can access this muscle that
Speaker 2: I didn't know it existed, Like now it could be
Speaker 2: weaponized as a tool for laughter.
Speaker 1: It's like therapy. It's like, once I have an awareness
Speaker 1: of the issue, I can either solve or weaponize.
Speaker 2: You know, and you know that my therapist broke up
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 1: Of course we want to do We want to get
Speaker 1: into this because I think it's really interesting because has
Speaker 1: this man has done you wrong?
Speaker 2: And we don't have to get into it. We can
Speaker 2: get into I don't know how specific we should get
Speaker 2: into because he can be tracked down easily by the public.
Speaker 1: But he and he might deserve to be tracked down.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen, listen. People just gotta know that he
Speaker 2: told me that I looked as cute as a pumpkin.
Speaker 1: This man, this man is not appropriate.
Speaker 2: Appropriate and by the way, cute as a pumpkin. Oh okay, sir,
Speaker 2: it's July. Sorry that cute as a string.
Speaker 1: Those are adorable. Literally, I was going to say, and
Speaker 1: that is so cute. A Christmas pumpkin is their presence inside.
Speaker 2: I didn't really know what her doesn't she look? What
Speaker 2: do you think this is?
Speaker 1: I think that's the bear hugging a pumpkin wearing the
Speaker 1: cap is a head, but it looks like it's in
Speaker 1: the pumpkin. It's a really interesting picture.
Speaker 2: What did you say that this pumpkin is shockingly red?
Speaker 1: It's a red pumpkin. It's a blood pumpkin.
Speaker 2: Say that from where she can hear?
Speaker 1: She can hear. I'm so sorry. Wait, we don't. We
Speaker 1: don't have to talk about him.
Speaker 3: I just like he's out there and he's listening tonight.
Speaker 2: And if you're listening, just know you walked out on
Speaker 2: the best mind pussy of your life.
Speaker 1: You can't you can't have this. You can't come from
Speaker 1: this place though, because I think.
Speaker 2: Vindictive wanting revenge against my therapists.
Speaker 1: You can want revenge. I just I don't think he
Speaker 1: was the best fit for you in the long term.
Speaker 3: Not didn't help.
Speaker 2: When I texted him, I said, I just need you
Speaker 2: to know I am having constant, intrusive thoughts that I
Speaker 2: am at the bottom of the ocean in the Titan submarine.
Speaker 3: When everyone's like, where's the sub?
Speaker 2: Where's the sub You're like, I'm in it. Like I'm
Speaker 2: in it, and I would like be on stage like
Speaker 2: in the middle of like my hour, and I would
Speaker 2: just be I'm sorry, everybody. I have to just take
Speaker 2: time to acknowledge that I'm currently at the bottom of
Speaker 2: the ocean. Yes, like all of a sudden, I be
Speaker 2: dropped into being them at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1: That's huge of you, though, I is it to be such.
Speaker 2: An EmPATH that I was? I was on the sub
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 1: It's not your I don't think it's that you're an mpath. Sure,
Speaker 1: you're an EmPATH. You're connecting, You're connecting to their experience,
Speaker 1: you're absorbing it as your own in some way.
Speaker 2: Was making it about me? Go on, maybe a giant
Speaker 2: tragedy about me? Go on.
Speaker 1: It's that you're so aware of your own state and
Speaker 1: surroundings that you're like, guys, I'm on the Titan submersible. Please,
Speaker 1: I know I'm on stage right now, but we need
Speaker 1: to just take a second to just acknowledge. And I
Speaker 1: think that's amazing.
Speaker 2: I just like couldn't escape, and neither could they.
Speaker 1: Will you do you feel like you've escaped?
Speaker 2: I have. Actually I was released when when they died,
Speaker 2: when they died, when we when we discovered that they died.
Speaker 1: So it's more about like a collective consciousness.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was into sort of a symbology in the
Speaker 2: collective unconscious. Wow. But then when I would like to
Speaker 2: I texted him like I'm having intrusive thoughts that I'm in,
Speaker 2: i am at the bottom of the ocean. He would
Speaker 2: kind of like stoke the fire and send me like
Speaker 2: a bunch of like crazy conspiracy paintings done by like
Speaker 2: a schizophrenic outsider artist about Titanic submarine conspiracy theories connecting
Speaker 2: it to wars in the Middle East, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is actually not helping.
Speaker 1: And this is what I'm saying, is that that's a
Speaker 1: perfectly illustrative thing where he was not being give. He
Speaker 1: was not giving the give, as Sarah likes to say.
Speaker 1: And then I've kind of copped for my own in
Speaker 1: my own vocabulary.
Speaker 2: I mean, who could of course, I'm not the birth
Speaker 2: mother who couldn't cop what I want to say? Things
Speaker 2: about culture that I shouldn't say muzzle me. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna. I will not.
Speaker 1: I will look into my eyes on God. I would
Speaker 1: never muzzle you. I would never ever signed.
Speaker 2: I just going to say something that's going to get
Speaker 2: me say it. I'm gonna it's gonna get me sent
Speaker 2: it probably won't. We've said we'll cut it off if
Speaker 2: we feel like that.
Speaker 1: Some one explained to me the a you want. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll explain to you the Aras tour.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go their girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Girlfriend? I would love to go there.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend.
Speaker 1: You are so on, You're so on. By the way,
Speaker 1: she we need to talk about Marianne because well she
Speaker 1: were voting for we're voting for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: Period.
Speaker 3: Well we're actually working in the guts.
Speaker 1: I'm doing her and Cornell West.
Speaker 2: I'm voting for two. You can you can?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So this is.
Speaker 1: Aras Tour, Well, what questions do you have? It's Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: She's up there doing three and a half hours of songs.
Speaker 3: Would you have to respect?
Speaker 1: Which you have to respect? That is the one undeniable
Speaker 1: thing that I think, no matter where you're coming from,
Speaker 1: you can go. That's that's something you have to respect.
Speaker 1: You have to respect that. But what else, By the way,
Speaker 1: I think you are setting people free. You are giving
Speaker 1: fucking Moses right now, and there there will be a
Speaker 1: fucking There.
Speaker 2: Will be repercussions for what I'm like, I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But then guess what. Guess what's waiting for you at
Speaker 1: the end of this A treat, A passover?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I just am like, Okay, listen,
Speaker 2: I got what now.
Speaker 1: Don't be afraid you're musling yourself. I'm not musling, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Did you see me blackout and go somewhere else? Were you?
Speaker 1: Were you in this submersible?
Speaker 2: Well? I just got really distracted actually by how like
Speaker 2: the crazy lights are in the iHeart radio. Yeah, lights
Speaker 2: do be crazy?
Speaker 1: Dooby do they do?
Speaker 2: Do? I just what are we talking about? Yeah? Give
Speaker 2: me Madonna? Give celebration tour, Madonna. If you're listening to this,
Speaker 2: we're gonna be there a celebration tour front row.
Speaker 1: Her dates are crazy, though, it's like right in the
Speaker 1: middle of work, were assuming we're back at work. It's
Speaker 1: like after read through and then Thursday night, and then
Speaker 1: Friday night, and then Saturday.
Speaker 2: It's like, well we can't. I just like, this is
Speaker 2: what really pisses me.
Speaker 1: Cult Come on.
Speaker 2: Would stop making fun of Madonna. That is period, that
Speaker 2: is your mother, their period, and all throughout history, throughout time,
Speaker 2: throughout every era, everyone's been mad at Madonna, making fun
Speaker 2: of Madonna. Mean to Madonna almost lost her wait almost,
Speaker 2: and it was fucking scary, And I go, we need
Speaker 2: to be remembering who the stars are. And it's celebration tour.
Speaker 1: Period, celebration to period. We're going, we're going, We're going. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so you're confused the aras to us not celebration tour.
Speaker 2: I just am like, if she is she really our
Speaker 2: generations Madonna? You know she's not. She's not, but that
Speaker 2: is how sheers. She's her own thing.
Speaker 1: And I think she's like, I know this is about
Speaker 1: to sound crazy, sauce crazy. She is our generations beatles
Speaker 1: in that with the breath of the genres are wide.
Speaker 1: It's a wide birth of genres. It's that the mania
Speaker 1: around her is.
Speaker 3: Like you're saying, there's Beatlemania around.
Speaker 1: Her, there's beatlemania around one person in a way that's
Speaker 1: different from like Elvis or fucking like you know, like
Speaker 1: anyone between Elvis and Madonna, it's like people are connecting
Speaker 1: on like a songwriting level and like on an aesthetic
Speaker 1: level that is like neither here nor there.
Speaker 2: It's like, but it's like relatable in a way that
Speaker 2: I can't. I do not want my superstars to be
Speaker 2: relatable at all, aspirational to the point of like they
Speaker 2: are aliens walking the planet and it's like you can't
Speaker 2: even like how could you even aspire to Madonna? How
Speaker 2: could you aspire to be a goddam.
Speaker 1: On bed exactly Like I have a very healthy relationship
Speaker 1: I think with Gaga, let's say where it's like I
Speaker 1: need her to be an alien to me at all
Speaker 1: for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 3: And she is remaining to be alien.
Speaker 1: She's remaining to be alien. That is like and that
Speaker 1: that is something that is a model that is established
Speaker 1: by Madonna, right and even like Michael Jackson, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, It's like Michael Jackson, will, We're not
Speaker 1: going to have that. The person closest to that is
Speaker 1: I guess maybe Beyonce right now, where it's like she
Speaker 1: comes out on stage and people start fainting totally, like
Speaker 1: we're not gonna get that necessarily with anyone else, you know,
Speaker 1: and what I want to say about Michael Jackson, this
Speaker 1: can be cut.
Speaker 2: I just think it's like true, how do I say this?
Speaker 1: No, say whatever you're gonna say, because we have a
Speaker 1: million corollaries.
Speaker 2: Totally, it is like unbelievable that that person was the most.
Speaker 3: Beloved human being on the planet.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: And he was a fucking freak.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that is the last time a freak.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Like, and we are not, by the way, we are
Speaker 2: not last coulteress excluding the things he is not. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think, but it is like amazing that It's like
Speaker 2: I want to live in a world where the biggest
Speaker 2: freak on the place is the most famous person on
Speaker 2: the universe.
Speaker 1: I know, like we've lost something, We've lost.
Speaker 2: Something, and people aren't even like they don't make freaks
Speaker 2: like that anymore.
Speaker 1: They don't make freaks like that anymore, And there won't
Speaker 1: be stars. I don't think there will ever be someone
Speaker 1: like that who is like the New York Times did
Speaker 1: this whole thing where I think it's on still processing
Speaker 1: where it's like this is like right when like the
Speaker 1: Neverland documentaries are coming out. It's like, you can't really
Speaker 1: cancel Michael Jackson because he's baked into every facet of
Speaker 1: pop culture totally. And I'm saying, like, if we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about a dona, let's talk about Michael. Where it's
Speaker 1: like every dance move, melodic structure, piece of clothing that
Speaker 1: a pop star wears, the root is Michael. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: The root is Michael.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Elvis if you go like a layer, but
Speaker 1: the root is generally Michael Jackson totally.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are you gonna do? Not play
Speaker 2: pop music apartments? Was no, of course, you're like pop
Speaker 2: music apartments.
Speaker 1: Of course. And then you explain to your kids, you go, well,
Speaker 1: he was, you know, troubled and she caused a lot
Speaker 1: of harm.
Speaker 2: Are you not.
Speaker 3: Supposed to like play off the wall?
Speaker 2: Well, I say you can't.
Speaker 1: Well, I think you're You're allowed to do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows what I do in the privacy of my
Speaker 2: own home on my kitchen. Sons are you sent to SOS?
Speaker 1: I was sent to so nos. You were sent to Sonas?
Speaker 1: And I call it my kitchen, soas my kitchen. So nos,
Speaker 1: that's a so nos era. I think what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Is it called an era?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I think it's called Era's Tour. I'man Do you have
Speaker 1: any other questions about Aerostour?
Speaker 3: I do you know what mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I know what you mean?
Speaker 3: And just okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Is it the lyricism and the what is getting you there?
Speaker 3: What is getting you there? What's the storytelling?
Speaker 1: What's getting you there? Is that Taylor Swift is the
Speaker 1: perfect like artist who is also at the same time,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like those dolls that like when you
Speaker 1: flip the skirt, it's one doll. You flip the skirt down,
Speaker 1: it's another doll. She's the perfect person to switch from
Speaker 1: I'm popstar too. I am also the surrogate for the audio.
Speaker 2: So this is what's interesting. I do not want to
Speaker 2: see my life at all reflected in anything. Do you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying Where it's like I don't want
Speaker 2: to watch real House, unique girl. No, No, I'm escape girl.
Speaker 2: I'm fantasy girl.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying, if you see yourself represented on a
Speaker 1: stage like that, then it's like, well, fuck you you're
Speaker 1: doing my thing.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's interesting, my thing pumpkin spice, spice and cute
Speaker 2: as the pumpkins. I just am like, why would you
Speaker 2: want to see your like a mediocre, boring life reflected
Speaker 2: back day on a stage. I came to this.
Speaker 3: Show so I can forget it.
Speaker 2: It's like when we watch with housewives and it's like,
Speaker 2: I want to see such oppressive wealth, huh that I
Speaker 2: am transported away from my shitty one bedroom apartment that
Speaker 2: stinks a little bit because I burned the incense to
Speaker 2: the core, to the core, and like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to see a fraction of a sliver of my life
Speaker 2: when I'm watching these women.
Speaker 1: See but you're so attuned to like that separation in
Speaker 1: your life, and I think most human beings on this
Speaker 1: earth are not.
Speaker 2: And that's that is what I have to say about
Speaker 2: culture currently as a lost culturesa the culture has got
Speaker 2: to change so totally like you aren't.
Speaker 1: You can be like, there's nothing more whole about a
Speaker 1: person than knowing this is who I am, and this
Speaker 1: means these are the things that I am not, and
Speaker 1: therefore I can more healthily engage with the things that
Speaker 1: I am not.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, that. I guess new therapists just dropped his bonem.
Speaker 1: This guy, I'm gonna say was not good. This was
Speaker 1: not a good guy. Am I allowed to say.
Speaker 2: That he was not good? Yes? And I would?
Speaker 3: So I was in dream analysis?
Speaker 2: And was he?
Speaker 1: Was he the dream and analysts?
Speaker 2: He was?
Speaker 1: Of course there are better ones out there, heerio.
Speaker 2: Or here's my new thought, here's my new takee Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe we don't need.
Speaker 3: To be doing the dream analysis, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe? But was he coming at it from You're
Speaker 1: Gonna Love this book, by the way, Animal Joy? Because
Speaker 1: was he doing it? Was his dream analysis? Was he
Speaker 1: doing it from the the Freudian school union?
Speaker 2: Huh? Union?
Speaker 1: Is it about like sublimation and like condensation and like
Speaker 1: And it was.
Speaker 2: Like I'd be like I had a dream where well, okay, we're.
Speaker 1: One thing replaced, like one thing stands in for another thing.
Speaker 1: It's not that like, Oh I had a sex dream
Speaker 1: about Tom Cruise. I guess I fucking am attracted to
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. No, Tom Cruise is standing in for another Yes.
Speaker 2: That's like your super egos like way of managing Yeah,
Speaker 2: the monstrous other and blah blah blah. It's like well,
Speaker 2: maybe I just want to fuck Tom Cruise. Ever thought
Speaker 2: about that? Or was that fucking crazy? No? Well that's
Speaker 2: what Like, I couldn't get my mind around that. I
Speaker 2: was my puny, little limited like monkey brain couldn't even
Speaker 2: fathom for one second. It's like, well, maybe I did
Speaker 2: just want to fuck Tom Cruise, and maybe I don't
Speaker 2: need all your fucking crazy bullshit.
Speaker 1: Maybe so maybe I where are you now with this journey?
Speaker 1: Do you want a new therapist?
Speaker 2: I do? But then I was also like I and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say another things that'll get me locked up
Speaker 2: and thrown away with that te I think that there
Speaker 2: are me therapists roaming these hollowed halls. Don't he should
Speaker 2: be in jail.
Speaker 1: They are so.
Speaker 2: Fanny fucking therapists and they a lot of them are
Speaker 2: very stupid, stupid.
Speaker 1: I know where to start. Yeah, with the calling Real Housewives.
Speaker 1: Every therapist who goes on Real Housewives, I go go
Speaker 1: to jail.
Speaker 2: Well they're not Do you notice they're not therapists. It's
Speaker 2: like it says like Guru or something. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: always Guru or like it's like council or you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Yeah, they need well. During the do
Speaker 2: you remember who was she saying? It didn't say therapists
Speaker 2: In the lower third, it said like L C.
Speaker 1: S W A social work just kidding me. Love them,
Speaker 1: but we're banking pots and pants for them. We're pots
Speaker 1: with seven p M. I'm on the dock. But you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I know I do. On Jessell
Speaker 1: Bryant's Instagram every week is on I go. You need
Speaker 1: to see a therapist. She doesn't want to be on TV.
Speaker 1: Fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm here today because me and Bone
Speaker 2: actually extremely disagree. I'm gonna kill you. I are you
Speaker 2: gonna kill you? My favorite housewives on the planet. You're dead, Zelle, period.
Speaker 2: You don't put a face like that anywhere. She's got
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 1: It's the eyes. Looks, study the face a little bit
Speaker 1: more all wrong to.
Speaker 2: Up cheap bones towards the heavens to God, filled with
Speaker 2: thanks to God. She's dressed well, fucking free, exactly exactly
Speaker 2: that's what I want to be seeing.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be seeing a shirt and pants.
Speaker 2: I want to be seeing a Oh I I guess
Speaker 2: we're hot, glowing a feather boa too.
Speaker 3: The neckline of a V neck T shirt or whatever.
Speaker 2: That I wish you would do that.
Speaker 1: She is out here wearing like and yoga pants, but
Speaker 1: and then like.
Speaker 2: A giant like turquoise ear rings. Awesome, awesome specifics, there
Speaker 2: are giant turquoise earrings. I think you're so fucking wrong.
Speaker 2: I think she's one of the best we have. Gets
Speaker 2: on TV and she goes, I'm gonna fuck all of
Speaker 2: your lives up. Guess what, see, your stupid little lives,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ruin them. And guess what that makes amazing TV?
Speaker 2: Ramona Singer the best housewife in history? So stupid today
Speaker 2: I came Dieheart Radio to defend Michael Jackson Pomonas and
Speaker 2: then you can.
Speaker 1: All bashful you supporting openly racist housewives.
Speaker 2: She is delivering when no one on the planet can have.
Speaker 2: Both of these women are missing the part of the
Speaker 2: human brain that has empathy, compassion and reason.
Speaker 1: Right, so they're like perfect. There's a pathology there.
Speaker 2: There's a pathology there that makes basically the most amazing
Speaker 2: television aplatment.
Speaker 1: By the end, though, I think people were like fed up.
Speaker 1: I well, then Jazelle's still going. But it's like I
Speaker 1: think most all my YouTube algorithm. Now is Karen Huger
Speaker 1: dragging Gazelle for ten minutes? When do yourselfo dragging the
Speaker 1: Green Iron bandits for ten minutes? It's like the internet
Speaker 1: hates these fucking women, Robin and Gazelle specifically.
Speaker 2: Well that and that is like that is what a
Speaker 2: scand of all makes. And by the way, by the way,
Speaker 2: man rules, whatever you have to do to get Rachel
Speaker 2: back on the TV, it's done. Fucking do it. I
Speaker 2: don't care. Continue to film the season. Keep the cameras up.
Speaker 2: My pencils are down, my drama masks are down, but
Speaker 2: your cameras are up. The lights are up, the gaffers
Speaker 2: are laying in weight.
Speaker 3: Uh yes, get her back.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you have to do.
Speaker 3: Why is everyone forgetting what good TV makes?
Speaker 1: Tell? What does good TV make?
Speaker 2: Fucking crazy people? Yeah? Who are insane?
Speaker 1: Does there need to be a level of exploitation there?
Speaker 1: Because now we're getting into this whole like reality reckoning.
Speaker 2: Has it happened?
Speaker 1: I feel like this is all like Bethany paying up
Speaker 1: the ass for like pr right, Well, it's.
Speaker 2: Like they they should be unionized, right, is that what's happening?
Speaker 1: That's part of it, but it's also Bethany like recruiting,
Speaker 1: like Rachel like everybody to be like reality TV bad.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, I think you're onto something where
Speaker 1: you need these kooky, kooky people to be on TV.
Speaker 1: But that's as far as I can agree with you.
Speaker 2: Well, like Carlton, uh huh, when are we gonna get
Speaker 2: someone like that? Bag? You know what I'm saying. If
Speaker 2: we go down this road of like only finding people
Speaker 2: who do not offend the sensibilities?
Speaker 1: Well, how do you feel about Ronni right now? You
Speaker 1: can be honest, I've kind of dragged Roney on this show.
Speaker 2: I'm going to gather my words. I want to gather
Speaker 2: my words.
Speaker 1: I think we're getting as important, we're getting little glimmers
Speaker 1: of like it's so funny that Jessela is like, are
Speaker 1: the closest thing we have to a Ramona where it's
Speaker 1: someone who is just a little disconnected something's.
Speaker 3: Yes saying there's something amazing about her.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, I want to see loathsome human beings on
Speaker 2: my television.
Speaker 3: And this is what I'm talking about the fantasy in
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 2: I am not friends with loathsome psychotic individuals, well sort of,
Speaker 2: but I was to say that, I it's like I
Speaker 2: want to be watching the fantasy world.
Speaker 1: Yes, of this disgusting New York underbelt.
Speaker 2: I this is fucking New York City. I want women
Speaker 2: who have been to Little Saint James. Yeah, what is
Speaker 2: that Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile. Okay, this is what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I was saying this like two shows ago, like we
Speaker 1: had a damn Ranziwill who was in Jeffrey Epstein's contact book.
Speaker 3: Gallaine Maxwell.
Speaker 2: Yes, took Carol's author portrait on the back of her
Speaker 2: grieving book. So when you buy her book about grief.
Speaker 1: Says photo critic Gillen Maxwell.
Speaker 2: And that's what I'd be needing to see on my TV.
Speaker 2: Your fucking city.
Speaker 1: You need a fucking princess. You need a ratzwell yeah.
Speaker 2: And you need just like the wealth in New York
Speaker 2: City is the most evil.
Speaker 1: You need like a little flavor of old money.
Speaker 2: Yes, you need old money connected like in bread, in bread,
Speaker 2: like I need like engineers of the war in Iraq.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I one hundred agree with you.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: See this is I can get behind this, especially as
Speaker 1: it being your like organizing principle around culture. It's like
Speaker 1: you want to see, like you would want to see
Speaker 1: an an architect of the Iraq War as a pop star.
Speaker 2: When Bethany says, mention it all, mention it all, at all,
Speaker 2: mention it all, mentioned it all.
Speaker 3: That's what we need to be seeing.
Speaker 2: I don't need to be like mildly entertained by women
Speaker 2: in high society who haven't like it's like, I want
Speaker 2: to see like the violence exposed. I need to. I
Speaker 2: need Real Housewives to do a mask off on the
Speaker 2: rich of New York because what we're getting right now,
Speaker 2: it's just like nobody's meaning anybody any harm, no harm,
Speaker 2: no foul.
Speaker 1: Everybody's being you know, I'm saying, it's afraid to be
Speaker 1: like a villain.
Speaker 3: Yes, And we almost got We almost got it with Erin.
Speaker 3: We almost got it with Aaron because it was revealed that.
Speaker 2: Act or whatever it was. And then she's kind of
Speaker 2: walking it back, and I go, don't be walking it back.
Speaker 2: Let's expose this, shine the light.
Speaker 1: I think she did expose something in her inadvertently in
Speaker 1: her language. She said she didn't say I never supported Trump.
Speaker 1: She said I never supported stop the Steel, which is
Speaker 1: such a fucking to refer to the insurrection to January
Speaker 1: sixth as stop the steel. It's like, okay, so then
Speaker 1: you're at least like so.
Speaker 3: You're acknowledging there's a steal.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm like, you're at least bit couch like encroached
Speaker 1: in like republican fucking total like jargon, totally, like that
Speaker 1: is something that I'm a little bit fascinated by.
Speaker 2: Totally. Or it's like in with Salt Lake City, it
Speaker 2: was like we found out that Whitney was friends with
Speaker 2: people who stormed the capital. Yes, get those girls, salt
Speaker 2: Like looks like it was in my dream.
Speaker 1: Let's do the dream analysis right here, and.
Speaker 3: Now I don't remember. You just like zung something like.
Speaker 2: We're going, we're going something into the back of my SaraBellum.
Speaker 2: I just went, Meredith Marks, was my dream? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Why, oh my god, are you going to do a
Speaker 1: show called SaraBellum?
Speaker 2: Talking about the enter the twisted mind of Sarah's, Sara
Speaker 2: I recommanded the English language is like beyond anything anyone.
Speaker 1: It's the immigrants reading through the dictionary or really no, no,
Speaker 1: I said, eating through the dictionary, eating through the diction.
Speaker 2: Yes, said didn't eat enough bagel this morning at Sodell's.
Speaker 1: Sidel's, Oh my god, we love Cidell's. Shouts out, Shouts
Speaker 1: out to Cidel's best Bagels in New York City.
Speaker 2: If you hey, if you want to come kill either
Speaker 2: me or boone, we might be there at some time.
Speaker 2: Come kill us. Please put me out of my misery.
Speaker 1: I need to go with you because I've never I
Speaker 1: have not been with like friends in a while.
Speaker 2: What's your bagel order? Just period in general? So boring, bowing.
Speaker 2: Don't talk about my friend bowing like that.
Speaker 1: Wee bagel, wee bit my god.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: And then like a scaling cream cheese, maybe maybe some
Speaker 1: lines and capers.
Speaker 2: I like capers. You're a high class woman. No, that's
Speaker 2: are so base a caper though, My god, I didn't
Speaker 2: know I was in the room with a billionaire. You
Speaker 2: should be on real home.
Speaker 1: I fucking engineered the Iraq war. Say that make me
Speaker 1: a pop star?
Speaker 2: Say that? But what's yours? Toasted? Mm hmm? Flat me bagel?
Speaker 2: This is gonna fucking rock and shock everyone. I'm lactose
Speaker 2: and doller Drew. I was diagnosed with being Jewish. Can't
Speaker 2: touch cream cheese with ten football and I do not
Speaker 2: touch this cream cheese surrogate because it kind of reminds
Speaker 2: me of the ghosts of No, the ghost, the ghost
Speaker 2: seeps in.
Speaker 1: You need to bless the cheese.
Speaker 2: I have been ordering a toasted flat sas me bagel
Speaker 2: with peanut butter. Isn't that kind of crazy peanut butter
Speaker 2: at a restaurant? I think that's like Child's pleads. You
Speaker 2: were punk rocks. I actually am like very punk rock
Speaker 2: today in the sense that my hair looks like it
Speaker 2: has been dragged through the rats on the sea. Amazing.
Speaker 2: You were the most stylish person you are and people
Speaker 2: don't know this about Bowen your sense of design. No,
Speaker 2: I step into your dressing room and pencils down. We're
Speaker 2: not promoting the show.
Speaker 3: Your dassing room.
Speaker 2: Is designed to the like you're like. It's like you
Speaker 2: have one tiny little end table that pulls the room
Speaker 2: together in a way that I can't even possibly come ahend.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It's like I couldn't just
Speaker 2: like find a tiny little end table that like pulls
Speaker 2: the taste together.
Speaker 1: Under your head.
Speaker 2: You'd find one that pulls it together. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Cut in my head, no one please, please in this country.
Speaker 2: Did you see Barbi? I did?
Speaker 1: I did see Barbie and Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2: I told you this that I call. I was like,
Speaker 2: because everybody was like, oh my god, Barbie, like so
Speaker 2: my childhood. And then everyone's like, oh, the weird Barbie
Speaker 2: that everyone like drew on like classic, like and we
Speaker 2: all had a Barbie that was that. And I was like,
Speaker 2: it wasn't like ringing anything to me. And so I
Speaker 2: called my mom and I was like, did I have
Speaker 2: I was like, didn't I have Barbie? I just assumed
Speaker 2: I had barbiees growing up because it's like, go classic,
Speaker 2: we all had Barbies growing up. My mom was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think we had a single Barbie in the house.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I think I implanted barbiees in the
Speaker 2: house because everybody's like, well, Barbie's in the house.
Speaker 1: Do you think that there is something going on where
Speaker 1: there's like a little Mandela effect situation where everyone's like,
Speaker 1: I loved my Barbie is growing up cut to they
Speaker 1: were never Barbies.
Speaker 3: Cut to open the files.
Speaker 2: I don't see a single Barbie blurry in the in
Speaker 2: the frame in any of these childhood photos.
Speaker 5: And I was like I'm gonna like you.
Speaker 2: I guess I did. Yeah, yeah, I don't think you said,
Speaker 2: like I've heard your mom. She's really just chancausticly, No,
Speaker 2: she's very beautiful, gorgeous woman, gorgeous woman, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I guess I had to check my own
Speaker 1: nostalgia for Barbie and go, well, I guess I had
Speaker 1: an Aladdin one and I was in love with that thing.
Speaker 1: And then I had two maybe garage yard sale Barbies
Speaker 1: and that and those are my sisters, and and that
Speaker 1: is the extent like I'm not gonna like retroactively suffuse
Speaker 1: it with all this meaning and you know, like and shit. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, did not take away from my experience
Speaker 1: watching the movie. You can we can all go into
Speaker 1: these experiences, think especially now that we're gonna I guess
Speaker 1: we're gonna have more and more brand movies going forward.
Speaker 1: It's like you can go into these things being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had like I had a couple hot wheels growing
Speaker 1: up period In there, you don't it's not a contest
Speaker 1: about who loves hot Wheels the most.
Speaker 2: So you're saying toy movies are gonna be the new
Speaker 2: superhero now with Barbie.
Speaker 1: There is a new model going forward for like a
Speaker 1: movie about a product that we can get away with
Speaker 1: being like, isn't this meta and fun?
Speaker 2: Well, then you guys better be doing movies about twigs
Speaker 2: and rubber bands, because that's what I was playing with as.
Speaker 3: An intelligent child.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for the twigs and rocks movie. Honey,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Let's do the twigs and rocks and
Speaker 2: books movie.
Speaker 1: And we're writing a movie, Hollywood, It's called books.
Speaker 2: Ever heard of it? Fucking babies. I'm done with these
Speaker 2: movies about toys for children, because when I was a child,
Speaker 2: I didn't play with toys.
Speaker 1: I played with twigs rocks.
Speaker 2: Such a liar, Obviously, toys was addicted. Talk about Long
Speaker 2: Island was a hundred percent. Don't you don't think I
Speaker 2: was like, I had a fucking sniper rifle crosshair, and
Speaker 2: all the gay guys in my s come to I
Speaker 2: was a theater dorkass, right, you a theater dorkass.
Speaker 1: I was a theater doreass.
Speaker 2: I And you of course know my famous story about
Speaker 2: how how I didn't get apart and into the worl
Speaker 2: and I was.
Speaker 1: I don't know the story.
Speaker 2: I need to know the story tell me. I was like,
Speaker 2: not to brag amazing at the track running, but I
Speaker 2: was like, I have to quit the track team to
Speaker 2: pursue my love of the performing arts. And are so like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, he was a Long Island track star.
Speaker 1: Wow you both of you, these are the two pisces loves.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and we have the same exact body type.
Speaker 2: It's like crazy, oh my god, Briddy's a Long Island
Speaker 2: legend track star. I like quit the track team because
Speaker 2: I was like, I have to be performing hilarious comedy
Speaker 2: constantly all the time, and I was a horrible actor
Speaker 2: and so I never got a part in anything. And
Speaker 2: everybody my parents were like, you're giving up like possibly
Speaker 2: a scholarship because of this, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: literally need to be I'm.
Speaker 1: A storyteller, I'm a performer. I'm a storyteller, I'm a seer.
Speaker 3: And I Into the Woods of the musical I.
Speaker 1: Was not not the play.
Speaker 2: I'm being stupid, no, of course, and I'm laughing, of course. No. Well,
Speaker 2: Into the Woods I didn't read the play. I only
Speaker 2: read the book. I haven't seen the movie and played
Speaker 2: with the rock.
Speaker 3: I was cast.
Speaker 2: Gave up my athlete dreams or whatever. And I was
Speaker 2: cast in the chorus of Into the Woods, which was
Speaker 2: behind a scrim the entire time.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, stary over. You were in the show,
Speaker 1: but you were behind the scrim.
Speaker 2: I was cast the chorus.
Speaker 3: Did not get to be in front of the scrim.
Speaker 1: That's abominable.
Speaker 2: So I was in silhouette the entire production behind a scrim.
Speaker 2: But I've never heard that, and I just like happened
Speaker 2: to be the most annoying individual planet human Earth. And
Speaker 2: I went to the costum closet by myself and I
Speaker 2: got my own right I to know all by myself.
Speaker 2: It was a red ball gun with like black lace
Speaker 2: trim all over it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I made them put me.
Speaker 2: In the plame Mail because I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: dress is like really Russian, and like informed my character.
Speaker 2: I made them put me in the play mill as
Speaker 2: Sarah Sherman the Russians Arena. I was like living my fantasy.
Speaker 2: And then I was like everyone else is in the chorus,
Speaker 2: but like I made my own character for myself, like
Speaker 2: in the chorus behind the scrim. You know why you
Speaker 2: did that? Because I needed attention. There is just like
Speaker 2: a gaping void in my soul.
Speaker 1: Because you're a fucking star.
Speaker 2: You're a star behavior. I will not be silent.
Speaker 1: Russians arena not one line, but I have like an
Speaker 1: accent Russian.
Speaker 2: Right, a fur cuffy, this scream that no one.
Speaker 1: Saw and I had the accent. Wow, do you have
Speaker 1: the accent.
Speaker 2: A gun to head? I am the Russian Zara.
Speaker 1: Standing?
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? Oh my god. That was so.
Speaker 3: We would have been friends.
Speaker 1: We would have been unless you wouldn't have liked the
Speaker 1: annoying bit.
Speaker 3: She was like, actually, I'm actually the Russians arena.
Speaker 2: I'm not like you people.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would have fully supported you, guys.
Speaker 3: What's the past sense of stand?
Speaker 2: Stood? Stood? I would have standed and gone.
Speaker 1: Guys, guys, Sarah is the Russian Czarina if you call it,
Speaker 1: there's arena that's not incomplete. She's the Russian Czarna.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear actually the most I can't
Speaker 2: stop talking because now you're just un locked up. Please,
Speaker 2: do you want to hear the most damning thing on
Speaker 2: the side of the Yes, the side of the rhine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they say that sometimes us. I did a show in Houston, Texas,
Speaker 2: not to brag a couple of weeks ago. I love
Speaker 2: I love that totally oil money kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Now is that Dallas?
Speaker 2: That's all of text, totally shout shouts out, shouts out
Speaker 2: in respect. I want in the not very good shows
Speaker 2: for Sarah. There no just kidding, just kidding day. Don't
Speaker 2: talk to my friend Sarah. He's still to Houston. There
Speaker 2: was a guy in the front road sitting at my
Speaker 2: Houston show holding I saw at the corner of my eye,
Speaker 2: I go, that's our elementary school yearbook.
Speaker 1: That is scary on him and I went.
Speaker 2: Something zung in the back of the cerebell and I
Speaker 2: went oh and he I was like, is that our
Speaker 2: elementary school yearbook? And he handed it to me and
Speaker 2: I signed his yearbook.
Speaker 3: I actually can't even.
Speaker 1: See this all, lou Do you need to cut this out?
Speaker 2: No, it's just I might as well be why in
Speaker 2: between the eyes execution style for what I'm about to
Speaker 2: tell you?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, is this the damning part I signed?
Speaker 2: Is your book? I know my signature isn't worth a
Speaker 2: but when I'm famous, it'll pay your rent. This was
Speaker 2: back in the day you said that in elementary school.
Speaker 1: That's so funny, Sir, that's electrocution.
Speaker 2: I need electric jockey.
Speaker 1: Why why is that Electrictrie.
Speaker 2: Because that is the most invaders zimmed ass hot topic
Speaker 2: girl ass, annoying ass.
Speaker 1: I'm about to fucking one up, one up, go now,
Speaker 1: fifth grade. This this is what I'm signing in people's
Speaker 1: hear books. I can't believe I'm about to share it. This,
Speaker 1: this will end me. I won't look at you know,
Speaker 1: you have to look at it. You want, Okay, you
Speaker 1: have to hold my hand. This is what I signed.
Speaker 2: People here, and before you say that I actually love you,
Speaker 2: I say what anyone else does today, on the day
Speaker 2: my daughter's running, I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you on the day of my daughter. This
Speaker 1: is what I signed. Willist Chinese kid in America, coolest
Speaker 1: Chinese kid in America.
Speaker 2: Bowen, Yeah, what if I signed that?
Speaker 1: That that.
Speaker 3: No, that is kisses up to Heaven?
Speaker 1: That is disgusting.
Speaker 3: Were you were there like, well, here's my question.
Speaker 2: If there were a lot of Chinese kids at the school,
Speaker 2: were they all like, hey, I'm right here.
Speaker 1: I was the only one of the school questions. My
Speaker 1: sample size was small. I was I was was biased
Speaker 1: by my own little like cohort. But then you want
Speaker 1: to know something. This is what all the kids said,
Speaker 1: Bowen like you are though me like being so validated
Speaker 1: by all these shocks jocks. Well, Denver is like none
Speaker 1: of what was to talk about Denver?
Speaker 2: Okay, literally, paramount, paramount me, Meg Patty giving him last.
Speaker 2: We're giving them a show. Everybody after the show so
Speaker 2: out of their mind, like it was an amazing like
Speaker 2: bog in is that a bog in your pocket? Or
Speaker 2: you just happy to see me like amazing show man,
Speaker 2: like drooling high but sweet sweet but like, guys, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say something, Okay, say it. We We're gonna be
Speaker 2: breaks a little bit.
Speaker 1: I've had to.
Speaker 2: I've had to really, I mean as someone who cannot
Speaker 2: partake because last time I smoked weed experienced ego death
Speaker 2: of the highest order. Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 3: You love experiencing ego death of the highest order.
Speaker 1: Every now, like once every two years.
Speaker 2: I love doing that. You know a little bit, mister weed,
Speaker 2: aren't you not? Rule of culture number seventy three five
Speaker 2: is a little bit of weed?
Speaker 1: A little would you say?
Speaker 2: Tell you? I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm like stone, It's I will say for myself. I
Speaker 1: was talking about weed as if I was a virgin.
Speaker 1: I kept being like, Oh, this is the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like one of the but you gotta
Speaker 2: try the girls out cookie And everybody's like, oh, edibles.
Speaker 2: We're acting like as if an edible isn't like as
Speaker 2: potent as a crack rock. It's one of the highest.
Speaker 5: It is the.
Speaker 2: Hardest drug you could take, is a weed edible And
Speaker 2: everybody's acting like they can drive a tractor trailer. It's
Speaker 2: a fucking crazy drug. Absolutely, I am hallucinated on weed edible. Girl,
Speaker 2: I told her, I've been diagnosed as Jewish. That's not
Speaker 2: I'm not connecting those dots. I have like fully had
Speaker 2: like psychosomatic hallucinations where I was like convinced that I
Speaker 2: ship my pants on weed edible.
Speaker 1: But I've actually had that, like there's something there. There's
Speaker 1: a lot my center of gravity and my groin is off.
Speaker 3: Well actually because any drug.
Speaker 2: And I found this out from a oh wee guy, huh,
Speaker 2: like you have a lot of serotonin receptors in your intestine, right,
Speaker 2: Sarah Sarah, that's my next show after Sarahbellum. It love it,
Speaker 2: like other reviews are in it's a hit. It's so
Speaker 2: off Broadway hasn't even happened yet. So off free, girl friend,
Speaker 2: you are so not off Broadway.
Speaker 1: We talk about Mariae.
Speaker 2: No, we have to must, we must. Oh a drug
Speaker 2: like is to like go crazy on your serotonin. It
Speaker 2: can make your stomach go du circ do solet flips
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 1: Han me, Oh my god, why did you make me
Speaker 1: think about our what?
Speaker 2: We can't talk about the show. So I know people
Speaker 2: don't even know what we know. You know what I'm saying, Sarah,
Speaker 2: You guys have no idea.
Speaker 1: You guys have no idea. We shouldn't even talk about
Speaker 1: it because there's something so sacred about totally you and
Speaker 1: me sitting down going what do we.
Speaker 2: Do another day at work with Nurse Jackie more like
Speaker 2: Nurse Bowen the way he's helping me there.
Speaker 1: Doctor House. Now let's talk about Mary Anneliams. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: she is someone we could all stand to be a
Speaker 1: little bit more like her.
Speaker 2: When she said one hundred, she diagnosed, she said, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: there's something in the speaking of collective unconscious. A river
Speaker 2: runs through the collective unconscious. That's a river of pain.
Speaker 1: And she keep going.
Speaker 2: She diagnosed the problem, she did, and it is a
Speaker 2: spiritual malady that is afflicting this world. And yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: we should have the president be addressing that.
Speaker 1: There should be a department piece, Yeah, Department of Peace
Speaker 1: and State.
Speaker 2: Mandated decaesi sizions every day Siesta yesta.
Speaker 1: If we transition to Siesta culture, we would be it
Speaker 1: would be over for us, hose, honestly, it'd be over
Speaker 1: for us host we would be Everyone would be.
Speaker 2: Pan, which is something that I don't respect.
Speaker 1: But you would if you had cesta culture, totally totally'd
Speaker 1: be like, I'm pan, your pan, We're all pan.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 2: In a moment of panic, I conflated Pan with Polly,
Speaker 2: I see. And so I'm like, if we had ces
Speaker 2: the culture, would everyone be Polly? Because everyone has goddamn
Speaker 2: time on their hands Jesus.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing about Polly is that the secret
Speaker 1: ingredient is time is the.
Speaker 2: Reason they all fall person there's no time.
Speaker 1: How many hours in the day among us?
Speaker 3: Who among us?
Speaker 2: Not me?
Speaker 1: Certainly, certainly I think it's time for I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you say, Sarah.
Speaker 2: Oh what I've completely forgot? Ready?
Speaker 1: Righty, Okay, this is I don't think, Sony, this is
Speaker 1: where we take one minute to go off on something
Speaker 1: in culture. Sure, that's really getting our grinding, our gears,
Speaker 1: getting our goat. Wouldn't you say, oh my god, what
Speaker 1: can mine be? You'll you'll, you'll something you will well, Sarah,
Speaker 1: would you like to time me?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it would be my honor.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: This is my I don't think so, honey, My time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Honey. Cough drops. You don't do shit.
Speaker 1: You don't get down there to the throat. You're just
Speaker 1: kind of like clicking and clacking around the front of
Speaker 1: my mouth and my teeth. But you're not reaching where
Speaker 1: you need to reach. Even these medicated lozenges are not
Speaker 1: giving the give. My throat is screaming, My tonsils are
Speaker 1: covered in pus, and there's nothing that's touching the syrup
Speaker 1: from the lozenge. I need you to reach down there. Okay,
Speaker 1: my throat can handle it. Why are you so scared
Speaker 1: to get down in the deep rolling in the deep
Speaker 1: adel style? I need you to reach, really get in there,
Speaker 1: but the reach is not reaching. Okay, hauls, you're busted.
Speaker 1: Come up with new flavors. Cherry and honey have you
Speaker 1: heard of popcorn? Have you heard of barbecue?
Speaker 2: Mama?
Speaker 1: I need you to step up the game because the flavors.
Speaker 1: The labs are churning out flavors, and then the halls.
Speaker 1: Whoever's doing, you know, liaising between the labs and the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was so lost. You was so lost.
Speaker 2: That's one minute.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying. If you ever go,
Speaker 1: I have a sore throw and someone says I have
Speaker 1: a cough drop, go, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: As someone who is taking vocal lessons experience, guess.
Speaker 3: What they said.
Speaker 1: What they say, it doesn't touch your vocal core period,
Speaker 1: it's a.
Speaker 2: Different tube entirely.
Speaker 3: So what are you're kidding yourself?
Speaker 1: But we've all moved through this life knowing that, and
Speaker 1: we've all been kidding ourselves, going, I guess, but it
Speaker 1: literally is in the front.
Speaker 3: It's in the front.
Speaker 1: It doesn't go down here.
Speaker 2: What are we even talking about? Fine, you just had
Speaker 2: yourself a menfolated candy, You idiot, fucking.
Speaker 1: Pieces piece of ships chewing on a leaf this whole time.
Speaker 2: You make me sick. You can make me sick.
Speaker 3: Throat coat, Yeah, it's throating your coat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what about my tons? I need tonsile console
Speaker 1: and let me.
Speaker 2: Tell you something about vocal nebulizer.
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: I think? So, honey, your time starts now you want
Speaker 2: to be treating your vocal cords. It's like a it's
Speaker 2: a it's a saline mist that hydrates your cords because
Speaker 2: nothing you swallow or drink is going where your cords are.
Speaker 1: Can't tell me something does a steam thing.
Speaker 2: Helps someone who's experience of me on tour exact esteem?
Speaker 1: What does it do?
Speaker 2: It just like fucking It just gets there in the
Speaker 2: way that obviously your super little cough drop kneba.
Speaker 1: The cough drop caneva and it's supposed to like melt
Speaker 1: in my mouth and then not touch throat.
Speaker 2: It's not doing anything. It's not hitting your back. While
Speaker 2: it's not doing anything, Ricola holds and it's actually dehydrating
Speaker 2: on the I think I'm l O L that's what No.
Speaker 2: I G BOL the I D T s H what
Speaker 2: is it? The I just about burst out laughing the
Speaker 2: new gen Z wave laughing.
Speaker 1: You connect? You really do?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 1: You know the kids in the schools, Shara, do you
Speaker 1: have some things I do?
Speaker 3: But I almost wonder if you've already.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't mean because.
Speaker 2: It's like I can't even imagine someone wouldn't have popped
Speaker 2: off about that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if someone already has, if you, if
Speaker 1: it's in your heart. This is Sarah Sherman's Sarah squirms,
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 2: I do not think for one second, so honey, QR
Speaker 2: cod menus fuck.
Speaker 3: Someone has to have done this already.
Speaker 2: Are you serious. I'm going to a restaurant to be
Speaker 2: gathering and connecting with the people around me. I did
Speaker 2: not come to a restaurant to sit at a table
Speaker 2: for everybody to be on their phones, looking at their screens. Smartphones.
Speaker 2: I don't think, so, honey. They're making has dumber.
Speaker 5: Phones and phones make me say one man, make me
Speaker 5: throw up right now. I did not like the experience of, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, we're romantic.
Speaker 2: Second, we have romantic lighting with all these little tea
Speaker 2: light candles lighting the place. Well, now I'm seeing the harsh,
Speaker 2: garish light of an iPhone with brightness up to one
Speaker 2: hundred percent, ruining the vibe.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be on my phone anymore.
Speaker 2: That is why I am in the room.
Speaker 5: With people connecting eye contacts. I'm soul contact with people.
Speaker 2: I want pen to paper, I want a feet to
Speaker 2: the grindstone. I want bristle and mortar menus in my hands.
Speaker 1: Said five seconds.
Speaker 2: I want paper media not to die out. I want
Speaker 2: the print media to stay strong. And I wanted my
Speaker 2: menu to have sauce on it.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Paper media is not dead. We need to save it.
Speaker 2: We need to save it. And you know who's saving it,
Speaker 2: Will ab Bennett Highstan Biety magazine.
Speaker 1: Will have been a magazine.
Speaker 3: I saw magazines in a store physically.
Speaker 1: Yes, Dak, this is the only magazine.
Speaker 2: This is the only magazine. Dynastics shaking little lacquered boots.
Speaker 2: I here's listen. Listen these QR code menus. First of all,
Speaker 2: what are we playing chess? What are we playing checkers? Checkers?
Speaker 3: What are we playing snake?
Speaker 1: What are we playing fucking?
Speaker 3: And by the way, people use.
Speaker 2: The moment of the QR code menu on their phone
Speaker 2: to then be sneakily looking at other things in text
Speaker 2: and applications and such. And I said, this is a
Speaker 2: no phone time. This is now my friends have kind
Speaker 2: of because when you open the phone, it opens the
Speaker 2: portal to now all hell to hell, Oh now all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, Oh, my friend over here is doing
Speaker 2: the word for today. I don't think so, Honey, your
Speaker 2: time starts now again, I go off again and four
Speaker 2: more mondous.
Speaker 3: Wordle Come on, when is the word we're going to
Speaker 3: be bowing for once?
Speaker 2: For once?
Speaker 1: Open up word to proper nouns or I'm gonna shut
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 3: And what is bowen mean? Sarah means princess and Hebrew.
Speaker 1: Well, in the way that Sarah means princess and Hebrew,
Speaker 1: bowen means in Celtic son of owen. And you can
Speaker 1: run and tell that, and it literally means that.
Speaker 2: Why is making me just about person?
Speaker 1: I just about every day?
Speaker 2: That means nothing.
Speaker 1: It means nothing every day. I'm g bawling with this girl.
Speaker 1: This girl right here, this girl is my soul food.
Speaker 2: You are my sister actually from the same Mistif we're
Speaker 2: talking about Geo in the sky, Geo Geo, the Italian god.
Speaker 1: Geo, I love it. I love a guy named Geo.
Speaker 3: Do I know a guy named Geo?
Speaker 1: There's a guitarist in Muna. He's straight. Oh but he
Speaker 1: loves being guys in there. They let guys in there.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of guys in the band of rolling
Speaker 2: around in there.
Speaker 1: I'm rolling around in there. But Geo and muna lovely Geo.
Speaker 2: You know what this is making me think? I just
Speaker 2: went to Jersey City, and let me tell you, we
Speaker 2: need to be in Jersey City, period period. There's Geo's
Speaker 2: running around. Not to be too Italian fetishistic, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: but Jersey is like the fucking spot, like you have
Speaker 2: no fucking idea, you don't even know what hit you.
Speaker 2: I think, so your time starts out Jersey.
Speaker 1: Slay all day, lay all day. Get me on the
Speaker 1: damn train path the path train trains. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Jersey is somebody.
Speaker 3: It's like I wanna say cow.
Speaker 1: But something about I'm gonna go a step further and say,
Speaker 1: there's something that's Sarah in Jersey.
Speaker 3: No, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I need to see you there because you're in your
Speaker 1: element there.
Speaker 2: You like basically wouldn't recognize me in Jersey because I'm
Speaker 2: like finally, like.
Speaker 3: I think like it's telling about the Long Island girl.
Speaker 2: That just feels like I can finally take my shoes off,
Speaker 2: just like locks.
Speaker 1: The Sick is Manhattan and Brooklyn and Queen's Muscle Muscle.
Speaker 1: It's well, it's not even that. It's like it's kind
Speaker 1: of like a sinkhole.
Speaker 2: And you all think you're all vat in a bag
Speaker 2: of chips because you live here.
Speaker 3: You're nothing.
Speaker 2: You're nothing.
Speaker 3: And guess what.
Speaker 2: The people in Jersey have a fucking clue period. You
Speaker 2: think you oh, you think you're the cat's pajam because
Speaker 2: you live near the Myrtle.
Speaker 1: L You idiots, You're fucking idiot. These people live live where.
Speaker 1: You know. Tom Sharpling used to do a show period period.
Speaker 1: I know, and love to you Tom, love to love
Speaker 1: to because there's a radio person as well, radio guy.
Speaker 1: Everyone check out Sarah Squirm on tour in these.
Speaker 2: Many of you are not but many of you are
Speaker 2: not buying tickets and you need to be.
Speaker 1: You need to be. This is finalance behavior. If you
Speaker 1: go to August twenty fifth, no, and you are still
Speaker 1: remembering August twenty sixth in Seattle, the festival Do You Hydrate?
Speaker 1: November seventh is amazing. At the Hopscotch Music Festival in Rawling,
Speaker 1: North Carolina. September eighth in d C, September ninth, in
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh September tenth and Philly, September thirteenth in LA.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you something about that Washington DC show.
Speaker 2: They're a lot tickets left.
Speaker 3: I made a lot of enemies in d C.
Speaker 2: Well that's okay because that's it's a whole.
Speaker 1: Town of you know who's engineers and of the world.
Speaker 2: And bring back Real Housewives of d C.
Speaker 1: We need the Salah he girl back back on my TV. Sarah.
Speaker 1: I love you to my core son of Owen, Princess
Speaker 1: and Jewish.
Speaker 2: And Hebrew Princess of the Disease of Jewish. I love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on this show.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I think I'm going to get
Speaker 2: back together with my therapist. Wow.
Speaker 1: No, we had every episode with the song.
Speaker 2: Whoa Whoa the music.
Speaker 1: Thank you this schedule, Sual, Bye bye