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Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Niki Glaser.

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Speaker 1: Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm coming at you from

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Speaker 1: but chunga Casino live in the Inland Empire to Mecula, California.

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Speaker 1: Sunday Is it Sunday? Yes, Sunday Morning. Had a show

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Speaker 1: here last night, and I've got a big week ahead

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Speaker 1: of me. So I'm we're doing a couple episodes ahead

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Speaker 1: of time. Yeah, I'm I'm like an hour to the

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Speaker 1: side of San Diego. I don't know what side. I

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Speaker 1: guess it would be the east because San Diego is

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Speaker 1: on the coast.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you'd be in the Pacific.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I could be casinos are just all the

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I would just have to do that

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Speaker 1: gig and then no other gigs because I would pay

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Speaker 1: so much.

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Speaker 2: They would pay you forty yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like what Chappelle gets for one Netflix special. How are

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Speaker 1: you guys where you're I was in Arizona, pregnant as hell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a baby shower yesterday. You're gonna say I

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Speaker 1: had a baby yesterday? Your baby shower yesterday? Yeah? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? How was it? Like? Who came like, do

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Speaker 1: you friends in Arizona? Yeah? You do? Actually, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: have friends. When you met in that parking lot the

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Speaker 1: first day you met, moved there the parking lot friends.

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Speaker 3: So they held the party for me, which was great

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Speaker 3: because my friend Gail, she was like, you don't have

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Speaker 3: to think of anything, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to get anything. We plan this for you.

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Speaker 1: So I just got to show up, which was nice.

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Speaker 1: That's so nice. Yeah, and then I had a couple

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Speaker 1: of friends from jiu jitsu come, that's so freaking nice

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Speaker 1: that you didn't have to do anything, so you just

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Speaker 1: showed up. Was it? Did they like have penis cupcakes

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Speaker 1: or I guess that's not for that's for weddings, that's

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Speaker 1: for we have What were the games? So we did

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Speaker 1: play some games.

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Speaker 3: The first one was you have to create a bait

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Speaker 3: like as many girl baby names because we're having a

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Speaker 3: girl out of the phrase Noah and Avi are having

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Speaker 3: a baby, and whoever makes the most wins And then

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Speaker 3: the next game was with the yarn, like whoever can

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Speaker 3: get the yarn as close like around my stomach the

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Speaker 3: length of it by guessing wins.

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Speaker 1: So just to make you feel real fat.

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Speaker 3: O my god, Yes, was there a weight guessing game

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Speaker 3: or no?

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Speaker 1: No, no weight guessing, but you guys can guess how

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Speaker 1: much weight? No, I'm just kidding. I mean it's okay.

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Speaker 1: That's the only time where it's okay to be like

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Speaker 1: talk about your friends gaining weight is when they're pregnant.

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Speaker 1: You can like acknowledge it because it's just it is

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Speaker 1: the truth, and they're carrying a baby, so they should

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Speaker 1: be gaining weight to be weird if they didn't, I know.

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Speaker 3: But everyone has their own special way of letting me

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Speaker 3: know that I've gained weight.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a little bit annoying, Like what do we

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about the different ways.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, you know one of them is just like

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Speaker 3: glaring at my stomach and like saying how much I've

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Speaker 3: changed and grown?

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Speaker 1: And oh, you're like not emotionally because you're just that's

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Speaker 1: not what they're talking physicoutly. You're just so emotionally present

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Speaker 1: and you're like sobbing because you're fat. No. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: they're just, oh, you've grown so much. That's such bullshit.

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Speaker 1: No woman wants to hear she's grown at all.

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Speaker 2: No ever.

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Speaker 3: Other the other one is talking about like the height

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Speaker 3: of my stomach.

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Speaker 2: The height like if you lay on the ground flat.

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Speaker 3: Just while I'm standing looking at the shelves at CVS,

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Speaker 3: so someone.

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Speaker 1: Said that you're the height of your the you mean

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Speaker 1: like the width?

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Speaker 3: No, So it's like how high my big stomach is

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Speaker 3: because according to the weak that I am. So everyone

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Speaker 3: has their opinion of where my stomach should be.

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Speaker 1: Is it annoying to go out very pregnant because everyone

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Speaker 1: has to comment on it. It's like whatever I walk,

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Speaker 1: I want me to compare it to this. But it's truly.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you carry an instrument onto a plane, and it's

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Speaker 1: obviously an instrument, I would say eight out of ten times,

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Speaker 1: someone either in the front steatet a passenger or the

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Speaker 1: flight attendant will say, are you going to entertain us?

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Speaker 1: And it is without question eight out of ten times

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Speaker 1: that will happen. Oh my gosh, it's yeah. So do

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Speaker 1: the people ask you to entertain them when it's pregnant? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's essentially what they're doing. Will you entertain me for

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Speaker 1: a second so I can talk to you about what

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Speaker 1: my experience was with pregnancy or yeah, just project all

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Speaker 1: the shit that I am felt about it onto you.

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Speaker 1: And usually they're like in the depths of raising a teenager,

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Speaker 1: so they resent their child so much, so they're just

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Speaker 1: like they're only going to have a negative perspective. Do

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Speaker 1: a lot of people give you positive ones, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I remember it was so fun.

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Speaker 3: I have to just remember that whoever makes a comment

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Speaker 3: is usually you know, like they're they're smiling and stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's not it's not like anything negative. I have to

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Speaker 3: just remember they're coming from a good place. They're trying

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Speaker 3: to relate to me through their experience, like you said,

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Speaker 3: and I just have to just kind of.

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Speaker 2: Like, you have a baby in there.

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Speaker 3: Well I haven't. I haven't gotten that. But it is

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Speaker 3: interesting because I do have one person in my life

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Speaker 3: who doesn't have a close relationship with her kids.

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Speaker 1: So her.

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Speaker 3: Expressions to me are a little bit kind of like negative.

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Speaker 3: So I have to try to figure out how to

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Speaker 3: like cut the conversation. Okay, Like the last thing was

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Speaker 3: just talking about, you know, we're probably just gonna have

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Speaker 3: one kid. But she was saying how her Oh god,

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Speaker 3: I hope she never hears this.

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Speaker 1: But I hope.

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Speaker 3: So she was saying how her daughter was telling her

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Speaker 3: how like you know, she she regrets being an only

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Speaker 3: child and this and that, and I'm just like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: she was a kid. She she didn't know this, you know,

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Speaker 3: so just kind of going off about that and then.

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Speaker 2: Just how her dumb ass. My mom was a principal

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Speaker 2: for thirty five years, and I asked her this. I

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Speaker 2: asked her, did you notice if there was a difference

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Speaker 2: siblings in terms of how they were raised, what students

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Speaker 2: they were. And she said, over my thirty years of teaching,

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Speaker 2: I can honestly say that without a doubt, the only

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Speaker 2: were always better, well behaved, they always got better grades,

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Speaker 2: They were better students, they were kinder, they were more attentive.

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Speaker 2: And that's what you get when you have two parents

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Speaker 2: who were able to give full attention to one child

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Speaker 2: as opposed to, you know, letting them beat the shit

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Speaker 2: my brother did. Hmmm.

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Speaker 1: The one thing I hear about only kids is that

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Speaker 1: they wish they had someone to talk about how crazy

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Speaker 1: their parents were with, like to talk about their experience.

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Speaker 1: But if you just if I had an only kid,

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Speaker 1: I would just make sure that they had a place

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Speaker 1: to bitch about me, you know, like I want people

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Speaker 1: to pross us how annoying I am that either have

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Speaker 1: to work with me, or have to be friends with me,

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Speaker 1: or have to date me, or have to be my

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Speaker 1: mom or dad. Like I don't want anyone to just

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Speaker 1: struggle with that alone. Like that's why when Chris, like

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Speaker 1: Chris doesn't have anyone that he like that I know

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Speaker 1: of that he really talks to about how like tough

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Speaker 1: it can be dating me, Like he doesn't invent that

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Speaker 1: to anyone, or at least he used to not. And

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Speaker 1: then I was like, you need that, Like you need

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Speaker 1: to call me a bitch to someone on a golf course,

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Speaker 1: Like I want that for you because I am a

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Speaker 1: bitch sometimes, and like I want you to be able

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Speaker 1: to say it to someone. And and even even if

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Speaker 1: that person then has a negative view of me, that.

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Speaker 3: Is so.

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Speaker 1: You know, just charged from just all of this information

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Speaker 1: that is only coming from a spiteful place and they're

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Speaker 1: not hearing my side of things. I don't really give

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Speaker 1: a fuck what that guy thinks, Like I don't you

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Speaker 1: should have an outlet for these for me to be

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Speaker 1: just villainized to someone.

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Speaker 2: Does he has empty coffee can that he screams into.

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Speaker 1: You would never do that. He hates coffee, he hates

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Speaker 1: the smell of it. He needs Yeah, like you need

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Speaker 1: to complain about me, like you need to tell Like

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Speaker 1: even when I would catch my sister and my mom

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Speaker 1: like it didn't bother me because I just I want

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Speaker 1: means to get it off my chest when I complain

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Speaker 1: about someone really viciously without any empathy or like care

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Speaker 1: that Yeah, just you just need to get it out.

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Speaker 1: I want people to be able to call me that like,

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Speaker 1: to talk to vent about me behind my back. Maybe

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Speaker 1: it's because I have the old thing of like, if

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Speaker 1: I'm allowed to do it, they should be able to

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Speaker 1: do it about me. Like That's kind of what I

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Speaker 1: realized when I was like, people might not like me.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, if I don't get to like, if

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Speaker 1: I get to not like people, I need to be

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Speaker 1: able to be someone that's not like to And I

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Speaker 1: enjoy not liking people so much.

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Speaker 3: See I'm wondering how that plays into your insecurity about

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Speaker 3: people you like with your Instagram posts and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just assume it's happening all the time. Maybe

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Speaker 1: that's why I struggle with it, because I know it's

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Speaker 1: happening because I expect it to and I want it to,

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Speaker 1: so I so I think that already. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I don't really I don't really care what people

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Speaker 1: think on Instagram, though maybe I do. Maybe I'm not

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Speaker 1: like I just I kind of let that one go

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Speaker 1: because I don't check likes and stuff like that. I

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Speaker 1: just I don't want to look ugly on Instagram. And

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Speaker 1: that's maybe for like one or two people, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Oh got or it's it's usually not

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Speaker 1: for like everyone. But and then I, yeah, I don't,

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Speaker 1: but I think that, Yeah, that's important. No, you'll be good.

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Speaker 1: If you have an only child, you'll you'll make sure

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Speaker 1: that they have space to complain about you to someone.

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Speaker 1: I know you will. Yeah, she and Auvey will just

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Speaker 1: be bitching about it. No, No, it can't be that.

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Speaker 1: It has to be you have to find like a

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Speaker 1: cousin or a just to get them friends. They need to,

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Speaker 1: you know, and the friend needs to witness you being

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Speaker 1: a bitch, like they need to, Like, there needs to

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Speaker 1: be someone else that experiences the annoying cards of you

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Speaker 1: as a mom so that that person can have a

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Speaker 1: witness because that's oftentimes like I almost yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: Chris to have like footage of me to play for

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Speaker 1: someone so that they can see it and know that

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Speaker 1: it's not just him making.

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Speaker 2: This up least giving a cat or a hamster or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, like a dog.

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Speaker 2: Kid can look at and be like, can you believe

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Speaker 1: But I do think that only kids are more well

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Speaker 2: No, it's not good. I don't advocate it at all. No,

434
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,520
Speaker 2: but I do have a solution, I think. Okay, you

435
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,560
Speaker 2: should have.

436
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,960
Speaker 1: Wait, we had to go to break. Come back with

437
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,720
Speaker 1: your solution after the break. Hold on to it. Okay,

438
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,840
Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this with Brian's solution to

439
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 1: not hitting your kids. All right, we're back, Brian, What

440
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 1: do you do instead of hit your kids?

441
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 2: In the house and maybe every room of the house,

442
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 2: there should be a life size replica of the child,

443
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,879
Speaker 2: and when the child acts out, you should beat the

444
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:27,199
Speaker 2: shit out of that replica. Yeah, and then the child's like, no,

445
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 2: my effigy, and maybe that will send the message.

446
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was some you know what, Okay, it's not

447
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 1: it's obviously a joke idea because that would be harming

448
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,199
Speaker 1: to the child because it would be representing them and

449
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,960
Speaker 1: you would see your parents' rage coming out and it

450
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 1: just wouldn't be good. But I will say that there

451
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,760
Speaker 1: was like some kind of TikTok video where it was

452
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 1: like the kids were supposed to clean the room and

453
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 1: they didn't, so the dad was throwing the toys in

454
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 1: the fireplace. But they were like it wasn't real or whatever,

455
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,199
Speaker 1: but the kids thought it was real. And I remember

456
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,719
Speaker 1: reading the comments and hearing that that's very harmful that

457
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 1: that person like your father doesn't respect your thing or

458
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 1: things that represent who you are and make you happy,

459
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 1: and like that's not a way to punish kids who

460
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 1: the fuck knows, No.

461
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,479
Speaker 2: I mean not joke solutions. What if it's rewards based.

462
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 2: So you have a jar of money or candy or whatever,

463
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 2: and it's in the it's on display in the kitchen,

464
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 2: and every time you at the end of the week,

465
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 2: you get whatever's in the jar. But every time you

466
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:26,680
Speaker 2: do something wrong, a little piece gets taken out and thrown.

467
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,919
Speaker 1: In the better. Okay, well, let me just tell you

468
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 1: what would happen with Arlo and Poppy with that happening.

469
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,159
Speaker 2: Yeh, that's what would happen.

470
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:39,919
Speaker 1: If you took out something for things wailing.

471
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 2: Don't you think they'd learn eventually?

472
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,640
Speaker 1: So Poppy is apped, give me that microphone, here's yours.

473
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 1: You also, when I would sing along, stop singing, and

474
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,920
Speaker 1: I go, what songs do you know? And she can't

475
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 1: really come off at any off the top of her head,

476
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 1: but she literally knows every Taylor Swift song that I know,

477
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 1: And so I go, do you want to put on eras?

478
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,360
Speaker 1: And we can sing too, And then that's what we did,

479
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: and it was the best time I've ever had in

480
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: my life. I just sat there and watched Poppy sing

481
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 1: two eras into a fake microphone that's amplified. But she's

482
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 1: like hurting the mic, like deep throating the microphone. Sorry

483
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: to put that image into it with a four year old,

484
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,719
Speaker 1: but she's literally has sucking on the microphone, ruining it

485
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,199
Speaker 1: as it's on, singing Taylor Swift into the microphone, and

486
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 1: then she sounded like really good, especially when she was

487
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: like relaxed and wasn't focused on me watching her, which

488
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: is what I've learned in singing lessons is when you're relaxed,

489
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: you sound better. And so, but she was really quiet.

490
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 1: You could tell she like didn't have a lot of

491
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: confidence in her voice, and I was like poppy, like,

492
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: I go, that sounds actually really good. And then she

493
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,159
Speaker 1: would get like a little bit like louder, and then

494
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 1: I was I go yeah, oh yeah, Like she would

495
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: hit a note and I go yeah, and then she

496
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: goes stop saying yeah. So what just is like yelling

497
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: at me to stop singing? Stop saying yeah. You just

498
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 1: watch easiest game of house I've ever played. So I'm

499
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: just sitting in this lazy boy chair, lean back, filming her,

500
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 1: watching her sing. And then I was like sing louder,

501
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: and then I just started being dance mom. I was like, no,

502
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna like I don't care if you're telling

503
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 1: me that I shouldn't coach you, because you are really

504
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: good and I believe in you. And I was doing

505
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: exactly what I would have wanted someone to do when

506
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: I sang when I was little, because I also had

507
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: a good voice when I was little, but whenever my

508
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: dad would be like that, zunds great, Nick, I would

509
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 1: get really nervous. And then the pressure was suddenly on

510
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: and I knew everyone was now listening and like making

511
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: sure I was great because my dad just said I

512
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: was great. And if now if I'm not great, I'm like,

513
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than someone being like, oh my god,

514
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 1: that was a really good impression. You just did do

515
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: it again, and then I do it again and people

516
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: are kind of like waiting for it to be good.

517
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 1: That is like, my fucking That's why I hate improv.

518
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 1: It's like on the spot and people are expecting something

519
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 1: of you. If I have a plan, then I know

520
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: it's gonna go well. But if there's no plan, fuck that, dude,

521
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: I can't handle it. So instead I was like, Poppy,

522
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: that sounds really good. Oh my god. And then even

523
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 1: if it didn't sound good, I just kept saying it

524
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 1: sounded good, So there was I didn't allow myself to

525
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 1: be like, no, go back to the way you were

526
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 1: doing it. And then by the end of it, she

527
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,679
Speaker 1: was like hitting all of these notes and yes, I

528
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: posted it on my Instagram and I did get notes

529
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: of like, hey, you shouldn't have a little girl sing

530
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: that song because she was like, in the middle of

531
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: the night in my dreams, you should see the things

532
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: we do, baby, And I'm like, you know what she

533
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: could be talking about, like they are jumping fences and

534
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: breaking in and like, you know, getting a candy jar.

535
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: That could be the things you're doing in the middle

536
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: of the night. Like it could be like we're doing

537
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: bad things. Like it doesn't have to be sexual.

538
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: No, they made it sexual.

539
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah and so and that's like the most sexual

540
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: song of Taylor song gets like what can we just

541
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: please have it? But anyway, I told I walked into

542
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: the kitchen and I said, Lauren, this Childi's singing lessons.

543
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: We need to start her now. Like I think I

544
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: want her to be a singer. I mean, I think

545
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: she wants to be a singer. I meant to say

546
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: it the other way. I think this is her deep

547
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: desires to be a famous singer. And my sister goes,

548
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: it's a little young for to start singing lessons and

549
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: I go, okay, I go I'll pay for and she

550
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: was like she was like, I don't know, what does

551
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: she want to And then I kind of just the

552
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: conversation changed, and then later on Lauren was like, and

553
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: Poppy's doing dance again, and I go, is isn't for

554
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: too young to start dancing? I like, god, bitchy, I

555
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 1: was like, isn't for too young to play soccer? Isn't

556
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: for too young to do tumbling?

557
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 2: Like?

558
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: Why can't she sing? To Like? She likes singing, she's

559
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: good at it, And I hate to like make her

560
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: my child or my little project, but I know that

561
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: she likes it, and I know that she loves Taylor

562
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: Swift and she could be Taylor Swift if we get

563
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: in early. And I don't want to make it, doesn't

564
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: want to be, but I am going to pay for

565
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: her lessons.

566
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 3: Since since you're doing it, you understand like the value

567
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 3: of starting her so young, Yes, and that will get

568
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: her some discipline, like through music.

569
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: And confidence, and she is she is really good. And

570
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: if you learn to sing at that age, it's just

571
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: a gift that will go through the rest of your life.

572
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: And so much of singing as I've learned, and I

573
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: know that she likes singing as much as I did

574
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: at that age. If you have any moment of feeling

575
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 1: like you're not a good singer at a formidable age.

576
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: You will not You'll struggle the rest of your life

577
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: to get it back. It's like you get broken really young.

578
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: Your spirit can be broken so early with the smallest

579
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: little thing, and then you won't And it's just a

580
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: And singing is your voice, and especially for little girls,

581
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: like even if your daughter. I would recommend singing to

582
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: anyone who has small kids, because it's teaching you how

583
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: to be loud and heard, even if you suck. And

584
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: I would recommend kids getting in some kind of choir.

585
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: I think that's like just as good as like learning

586
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: how to use your body and express with dancing. Why

587
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: do all little girls do dancing, which is a focus

588
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: on your body that's in a leotard where you look

589
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: sheer leggings perform like you know, which is important to

590
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: use your body. But what about voice? Let's get kids singing? Yeah,

591
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: but anyway, I still don't want kids. And it was

592
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 1: fun to playhouse. And I love my niece and nephew

593
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 1: so desperately I can't even stand it, and I'm so

594
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: fused for them. I always just yeah, nephews. Well, I'm

595
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 1: still on the fence about forest. Forest is just now

596
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: he's amazing he's the one that sees ghosts. Did I

597
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: tell you guys that that he sees ghosts? No, he

598
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: says ghosts. Well, the thing is, he started pointing out ghosts,

599
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: and we don't know where he learned about ghosts, Like

600
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: my sister can't identify where he saw a ghost and

601
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: was like, that's a ghost, and now I'm going to

602
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: point out ghosts. We think he just might be able

603
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: to see some kind of dead people, which but he's

604
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: not scared of them. And what we do now is

605
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: just go are there ghosts here? And he goes no ghosts?

606
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: Like he just he'll he'll very he'll confirm yes or

607
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: no ghosts, as if it's like is you know, is

608
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: the water is the room flooding? Like he's just like no, yeah,

609
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: he's two years old. No guests, yeah too.

610
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 2: The spirits of his past life. Actually there are people

611
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: he used to say that. I interviewed a couple of

612
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: people who talked about when you're a young baby, you

613
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: still are connected to your past lives and you sometimes

614
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: retain memories, but they fade away over time because you're kind.

615
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: Attention, Like your body is like receptive to all things

616
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: because of that, like your muscles aren't just like, oh,

617
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: I gotta get up on Monday and go to that

618
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: thing and I have to send that email. Like you're

619
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: not filled like a You're not like an old tree

620
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: that's just like battered and bruised and stiff and like

621
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: kind of creaking in the wind. You're just like a

622
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: flowy bugs. Yeah, you're like still, you're like a sponge

623
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: and you're just like malleable and and open and easy

624
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: and damp and smelly. God, kids are just they just

625
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: they don't smell because they all smell really good, but

626
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: they just are so sticky. You know, you just can't

627
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: wear nothing you wear around them will ever be nice.

628
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: You can wear black and they'll get that dirty. You

629
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: can wear white. I mean that's just you're fucked.

630
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 2: Tied.

631
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: I is maybe your safest bet because they might you know,

632
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: it will look like intention.

633
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: That they put so and it was just so care.

634
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: They don't care that they have stickiness on them, so

635
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: they just accrue it. You know, like when you get

636
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: we all get stuff sticky on us and then we

637
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: wipe it off because they're like yuck. But the kids

638
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: aren't just like they're not aware of like feeling things.

639
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: Be older. That's what I say to children, Well, be older.

640
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: Well here's the thing about ghost kid. I was getting

641
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: on a plane a couple of weeks ago, and I

642
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: was like having anxiety about it. There was just some

643
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: I guess. I was really depressed that morning and I

644
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,959
Speaker 1: said on girls' chet that I hope my plane crashes.

645
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: So that was probably started. It was that, Like I

646
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: literally earlier that morning was so depressed. I wanted my

647
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: plane to crash, and I literally was like tempting fate

648
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: by saying, like, please God, crash my plane. You put

649
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: it out into the universe. Yeah, I put it out there,

650
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: which you know, I believe in manifestation, but at the moment,

651
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: I really did want it to crash. I'm sorry for

652
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: everyone else on that plane. I wasn't thinking of you.

653
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: I was in a really bad state. But I did

654
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: put it out in the universe. And then later that

655
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: day I like wasn't in the mood to die anymore.

656
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: Like I by the time the plane was like at

657
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: the airport, I was like, Okay, things are better. You know,

658
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: I'd had enough caffeine, I'd smoked a little weed, like

659
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: I had, Like things just seemed okay, Like on the

660
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: up and up, and but then the weed I think

661
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: was making me a little bit like overly sensitive to

662
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: like feelings of dread. And then I was starting to

663
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: ruminate on oh my God, I put that out on

664
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: the air, and so I was like talking to God,

665
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: like please, I don't want my plane to crash. But

666
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: I was just having a sense of like this isn't good,

667
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: like you shouldn't get on this plane. And I don't

668
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: know what. I've had that sense a little bit in

669
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: my life, but I've I've never I know that there's

670
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: some people that have it when they get on a

671
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: plane and then they go like I gotta get off

672
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: this plane, and it's just the plane ever crashes. It's

673
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: just like your anxiety, Like we all have that feeling

674
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: at some point where this isn't right. I'm not gonna

675
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: but you don't. You can't really there's no evidence for it, right,

676
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: Like if I saw like the wing wobbling off, yes,

677
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: get off the plane. If the door seems like it's

678
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: gonna fall off, get off the plane. If there's someone

679
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: who is actively talking about hijacking plane, get off. But

680
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: like when you're just having a spidey sense, I can't

681
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: be one of those people that gets off a plane

682
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, I don't know, I just have

683
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: a feeling. No, I am not that person. I'd rather

684
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: die than be that person because you let in, they're

685
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: going to always intercept my life.

686
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 2: Yes that's true. But man, if you're on that plane,

687
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: you have a feeling, you say, I'm staying on and

688
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 2: then it crashes.

689
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: I had to show that night. I didn't have an option.

690
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: I would have had to get on the next plane,

691
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: and then what if that plane crashes? Like what if

692
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: God's you know, like ironic, right, So I just couldn't.

693
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm on this plane and I'm like I'm

694
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: then they go, this is a very It's gonna be

695
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: an empty flight, folks. So there should be no one

696
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: in any middle seat. No one needs to be in

697
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: the middle seat.

698
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: This is something people will die if this plane.

699
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't going to really it'll make the news.

700
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: Will it make an impact? Will it be remembered by

701
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: its flight number in casual conversation? No, do you ever

702
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: do that with your flight number where you're like, this

703
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: sounds like a famous flight number. Does anyone do that

704
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: where like if your flight is like flight four seventeen,

705
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: like United flight for seventeen. You're like, oh my god,

706
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds like a famous tragic flight as

707
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: opposed to like four twelve doesn't like always lands, like

708
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: think about the flights that have gone down, like boat,

709
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: like American Airline seventy seven, like or whatever, like it

710
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: just nine flight seventy seven or what's the one that

711
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: went down? Like they just always sound famous and this

712
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: is all just in my head, and they.

713
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 2: Sound famous now because they've been made famous.

714
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: Right right, But sometimes there are like we're talking about

715
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: my like Nicki and Sarah sounds better than Sarah and Nicky.

716
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: Like sometimes a flight number just sounds catchy in a way,

717
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: tragically catchy. I never saw her, but I will mar.

718
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: I know. I'm sorry to make anyone get this in

719
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: people said, but this is a good ending. Okay. So

720
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm on the plane and I'm having anxiety. I'm like,

721
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, you idiot, like you're having thoughts that

722
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: this is going to go down. You fly all the time,

723
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: and you never get that, you don't you rarely, I

724
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: would say one in two hundred flights. I'm like, I'm

725
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: kind of nervous about this flight for some reason, and

726
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: it never has happened. But so I'm on the flight,

727
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: and then my sister. Oh, So then they go, there's

728
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: no middle seats on this flight. Everyone should be a

729
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: aisle or window. I'm in the very front of the

730
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: plane because if the plane goes down, I just want

731
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: to die quickly. I don't want to be in the

732
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: back where I'm just like kind of like writhing around.

733
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 2: You.

734
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: If you ever are in a plane crash, you have

735
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: a better chance of surviving the back, but you know

736
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: you're not going to. So it's like I would just

737
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: sit in the front mostly if you're ever scared about dying,

738
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: because it'll be quicker. So I so I'm sitting in

739
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: the front. A guy's on already on the aisle. I

740
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: get the window seats, so like we're good. The second

741
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: they say there's no middle seats, a woman plops down

742
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: in our middle seat and is like, I almost didn't

743
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: make it. They are the security and that she's she's

744
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: talking right away. So I'm putting in my earpod AirPods,

745
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: putting down my eyemask, like I'm not talking to this

746
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: insane woman. She starts going and they got the flight

747
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: number wrong. They keep saying for seventeen, but it's not

748
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: it's five thirty two. I don't know why they're saying

749
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: the wrong and so I'm starting to be like what

750
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: and then I go, well, let me look at is

751
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: this a Is this one of those airmaxs seven or

752
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: eights that are the ones that everyone say are bad,

753
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: which they aren't. Really, It's like, this is just the

754
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: chances of dying in a plane crash, even in one

755
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: of those that you know, there's been a slightly more

756
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: things going on with those, it's still you have a

757
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: better chance of dying falling off a balcony when you're

758
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: hanging out at a party or something.

759
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: Especially if the balcony was made by Airmax bowing. Sorry,

760
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 2: did you.

761
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: There was a really funny thing I got to do

762
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 1: a shout out on The Daily Show. John Stewart was

763
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: hosting what he did. He was talking about what wait, oh.

764
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: You're shouting out the Daily Show.

765
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sotting out like a really funny thing that

766
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: I saw Jordan Klepper. John Stuart was talking to Jordan

767
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: Clepper about like, hey, you've got great shows this week, Jordan,

768
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: because you know, John only does Monday and Jordan was

769
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: going to do the rest of the week. And so

770
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: Jordan's like, yeah, actually, I'm not going to be here.

771
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: I'm actually quitting the Daily Show and I'm going onto

772
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: something bigger, And it sounded like it was actually happening,

773
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: and John's like, wait what, and everyone's like the audience

774
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: is kind of He's like, I am, I'm going to

775
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: go off and I'm going to be the CEO of Boeing.

776
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: And John's like, well, do you have any experience in

777
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: engineering or aeronautical like technicians even like business And he's

778
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: like no, But I went to the interview and I

779
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: brought this. He had, like a big wrench and John

780
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: and John's like what he goes and they saw this

781
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 1: and they go, that is exactly what we've been looking for.

782
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: It was just such a funny line that that's what

783
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: they're looking for. Is this is just a big, like

784
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: kind of cartoonish wrench anyway, Okay, So then I go, waitet,

785
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: maybe I'm on a Max seven or eight. So I

786
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: look for the pamphlet in front of in the pocket

787
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: where the barf bag is to go like, what is

788
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: this plane model? And my my thing is missing, the

789
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: whole the whole fold, that little folder thing, yeah, everything,

790
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: And then I look in the woman's pocket. Now it's

791
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: gonna get hers. But then that would spark up a

792
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: conversation with her, so I'm like, okay, so now I'm

793
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: not even allowed to know if this is an Air

794
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: seven or Aramax eight. And also, like on her card,

795
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: it was just below it, so I couldn't read it.

796
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh my god, this is God fucking

797
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: with me, like he's letting me know, get off this

798
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: plane or whatever my version of God is. And I'm

799
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 1: starting to panic. And then here's the clincher. My sister

800
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: texts me a video of Forest and she goes, NICKI,

801
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: he just started talking about you, like out of the blue.

802
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: And so she sends me this video and Forrest, she

803
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: she's in the kitchen right and she's filming because she

804
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: wants to catch him just mumbling to himself in the

805
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: next room. And then she goes and you just hear

806
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: him mumbling, and she goes, what'd you say? And then

807
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: the camera like turns and it goes into where he's playing,

808
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: and he just turns the camera and goes by Niki.

809
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and she goes, what do you say?

810
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: And he goes, bye Niki and he's two you guys,

811
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: like it doesn't even say it sounds like bye Naca

812
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: by ying me and she goes by Nicki and he

813
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: goes yeah, and she goes, where's she going? And he

814
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: starts mumbling and I'm trying to make it out, like

815
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: where am I going? Like does he know? And he's

816
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: just he's waving to the camera and then he's waiting.

817
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: She goes, he was waving out the window to you,

818
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: bye bye, Nicki, And which made me feel special because

819
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: he hasn't really talked about me when I'm not there before.

820
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: This is like a new thing, and that's very sweet.

821
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: And I had been there the day before and I

822
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: had said goodbye to him and we made kind of

823
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: a thing of it, so maybe he was holding onto

824
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: that like bye Niki, but it was But then I

825
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: said to my I was just like, should I tell

826
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: my sister that I'm having these things? And like should

827
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: I check with because we haven't followed up on the

828
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: ghost thing. The ghost thing happened like a month before,

829
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, can he still see ghosts? Like is

830
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: this is this kid? Like so I said to her.

831
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, I was like, hey, uh, do

832
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: you know, like why he's saying bye to me? Like

833
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: were you guys talking about me? Were you saying bye

834
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: Nikki and some And she was like no, it's just

835
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: out of the blue. And I was like, okay, because

836
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous. I'm on a plane that I'm

837
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: having like some bad feelings about and like is is

838
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: does Forrest? Can he like see I should read this conversation?

839
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: I go, okay, you see the future because my sister

840
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: was so not helpful. This is so ridiculous. Okay, so

841
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: hold on, let me just find it. I know this

842
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: is okay, Oh my god.

843
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

844
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: So she sends this to me. It's twelve sixteen pm

845
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: March twenty second she says, he keeps talking about you

846
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: by Niki Buy Nikki. It's the video. I said, oh

847
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: my god, that's so cute. I wonder what he's trying

848
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: to say. So this is me being like, can you

849
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: tell me what he's trying to say? Because afterwards she's like,

850
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: why are you saying by? And he's like, as a

851
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: visa and then she goes what he does as a

852
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: visit a? So he says the same mumbling thing twice.

853
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: He was trying to communicate something, but it doesn't. So

854
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: it's you know when like a kid says something mumbly

855
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: and you're like it could be anything, but they say

856
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: the same mumbling thing twice and you're like, that needs something.

857
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: Message just don't know what it is. So I said,

858
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: I wonder what he's trying to say, because I'm like,

859
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: can you decipher it? But I don't want to let

860
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: her know what. I'm scared yet because I know my

861
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: sister like might co sign on my fear. She said,

862
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: I just heard him sing the I just heard him

863
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 1: from the other room start start saying bye Nikki. I said, Jesus,

864
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: that's scary from the kid who sees ghosts, I said,

865
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: And I'm about to take off on a plane. She said, haha.

866
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: But he was looking out the window like he remembered

867
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: seeing you leave. It's not an omen, I said, or

868
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: he saw my ghost. I says, Forrest knows things we don't. Lol.

869
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: I threw an lol just to be like right, I

870
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: literally did throw an that was intentional. I go, I

871
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: just keep having weird things happened before this flight that

872
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: make me superstitious, and this is the icing on the cake. Baby.

873
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm also trying to be like this is icing on

874
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: the cave, like we're still joking, even though I am

875
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 1: literally quaking in fear and like questioning getting off, even

876
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: though I will not make my show if I take

877
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 1: a later flight. She said, oh no, maybe you're right.

878
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: Oh shit, what else? Get off now?

879
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 2: No?

880
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: And I go, Lauren, I can't. We are on the

881
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 1: runway and I have a show. I said, this stuff

882
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 1: is not real. She said, I know you'll be fine.

883
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: Don't psych yourself out. I said, I felt this in

884
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: my uber too, thought something bad would happen there too.

885
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: It's one of those days. She said, Do you normally

886
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: have these days? I said, not really. But I can't

887
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: be someone who gets off a plane because of omens.

888
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: That's a person with mental health issues. This is so wild.

889
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't think so. Sometimes you just have intuition.

890
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: She goes, no, I don't think you're crazy. I think

891
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: sometimes you just have intuition. And I go I am

892
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: mostly on an empty Southwest flight, and the flight attendant

893
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: said many times that no one has to be in

894
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: a middle seed. And a woman sits down between me

895
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: and the ile guy. And now she's picking her handskin

896
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: and biting it and flicking off the skin. Like this

897
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: woman was ripping at her skin and it was bleeding,

898
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: and she's picking the skin off and then flicking and

899
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: it was flying on me.

900
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: And so obviously the plan deserves to go down now.

901
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: I mean, that's right, last Woman movie thing that you're

902
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: late to the flight and you get on it, and

903
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 2: that's the one that's gonna crash. Yeah, Like and now

904
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 2: you're disgusting and horrible, and it's like, well, the more

905
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 2: those on the flight, then the more likely it is

906
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 2: that God will strike it with a light.

907
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: He's like trying to tell me, like, get off this,

908
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: like I'm putting this woman next to you. There's you

909
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: don't belong like this is you're too many weird things happening.

910
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: Get off. But I can't switch my seats at this

911
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: time because it's about we're almost about to take off,

912
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: you know, like they're shutting the overhead bins. So that's

913
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: not a time to be like I'm gonna switch my seat.

914
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,479
Speaker 1: And it would have been very obvious to those women

915
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: like I can't take your shit, you know, And I

916
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: didn't want to be that way. So instead I took

917
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: a picture of her picking her skin and sent to

918
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: my sister. So that's nice, right, She said, oh, you

919
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: gotta move. I said, I don't want an I don't

920
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 1: want an aisle because that's always And I said, I

921
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 1: think all the windows are taken. I said, it's wild.

922
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 1: She's twitching, this poor lady. I should be nice. She's

923
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: just crazy. She said, you'd rather have her than an aisle.

924
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: And I go, I think it would just be as

925
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: hassle and everyone is seated and it would cause a

926
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: scene and then then nothing. And then I protected her.

927
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: I landed and I said, forrest esp was off. She said,

928
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: so glad you're alive. So but I just you know,

929
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: it's these moments in your life where you go like,

930
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: am I gonna let my mental illness? Cause that is

931
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: mental illness to think that you know better than facts,

932
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: and like you're like this that you're getting this feeling.

933
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: But it's also not because we also get told like

934
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: go with your gut, you know, like trust your instincts,

935
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: Like if you get a weird feeling about a guy,

936
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: don't like go on into a second location with him.

937
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: And it's like is it that I have a weird

938
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: feeling about him, or is it like I ate something

939
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: weird earlier, or is it that, like, how often do

940
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: you trust this instinct? Because how ridiculous is it if

941
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: I get off that plane, I miss my flight because

942
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: Nikki had a bad feeling it was gonna crash even

943
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: though it totally didn't, and then it lands, and then

944
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: I miss my show, Like I I can't do that,

945
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 1: And I know that there's I know we have besties

946
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: who have anxiety and who have definitely missed out on

947
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,479
Speaker 1: things because of this bad feeling before. And I've heard

948
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: stories of people actually getting off planes because they just

949
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: have a weird feeling. And I honor that and I

950
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 1: have been that person in certain circumstances. But sometimes you

951
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: just got to die in a plane crash because you

952
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: got to show in Gary, Indiana that night.

953
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what, thank you for texting your

954
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: sister that you had a feeling, because if the plane

955
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 2: did crash, then we'd have that great story.

956
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: Yes, Brian, that is exactly this is okay. Thank you

957
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: for saying that. This is what I'll end it with.

958
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: If you are someone out there who has these feelings

959
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: sometimes and you feel like, oh my god, I'm going

960
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: to cause such a scene and if I die, I

961
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: might die in this. But I also really don't have

962
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: a lot of facts to back it up. Then I'm

963
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: going to die and I'm scared. Text someone your anxieties

964
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: have a record of it, because if you do die,

965
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 1: people will be like it will be you will be

966
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: famous for predicting it, Like it will be the biggest

967
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: story in the world, and so there'll be some kind

968
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: of like make sure you get it out there, because

969
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: the worst thing that would happen would be for you

970
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: to have these premonitions to die and then no one

971
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: knows about it.

972
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.

973
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: So that gave me some kind of control in it

974
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 1: that I was if God was going to take my

975
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: life away in that moment because I was ignoring his signs.

976
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: He would actually have to deal with the fact that

977
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: people are gonna know he exists or something, you know

978
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like because of my intuition, like he

979
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: was going to out himself because I had I had

980
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: blown his cover with my sisters, like texting her or

981
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: he could have just killed her. I got you got

982
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: all right, We're gonna go to break come back after

983
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: this we will come back. You can too. Oh, I

984
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: have such a busy week ahead of us.

985
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: Can you talk about what's going on?

986
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: Which can you tell us so much? Lovers and Liars

987
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: is premiering, so I have some pressed to do for that.

988
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: So that's April eleventh. The first episode is out right

989
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 1: now on the c w app great reviews. I saw

990
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: Benedict last night from the show. He came and opened

991
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: for me in Pachanga and he's the lead of that, yeah,

992
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: the Honka Casino, which, by the way, I went to

993
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: the Pachanka Casino in two thousand and seven because I

994
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: was friends with Doug Benson and Doug Benson was opening

995
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: for Sarah Silverman here Wow in two thousand and seven,

996
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 1: and so he brought me along because I was staying

997
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: at his house when I was visiting La or his apartment,

998
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: and so he was like, do you want to go

999
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: with us to see Sarah Silverman at Pachanka? And I

1000
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 1: was like, drive down to San Diego with Sarah Silverman

1001
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: in a car with us three. She was my Taylor

1002
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: Swift at that time. People don't know this, but I was.

1003
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: I had posters of Sarah Silverman on my wall I

1004
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: had bought every then. This was two thousand and six

1005
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: and seven, so it's like the Internet wasn't as like

1006
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: full of stuff of people, but I had to like, yeah,

1007
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: order these shirts and posters like II.

1008
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 2: It was so much better.

1009
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. To be as a Silvery or whatever I was

1010
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: back then took a lot of effort. I would like

1011
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: buy magazines on Kebay with a little article about her

1012
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: that would say, like what her favorite book was, and

1013
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: then I would buy that book and read it like

1014
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be I was. I was just

1015
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 1: as obsessed. I went to see Jesus Magic on opening

1016
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: day in the theaters and I was on the edge

1017
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: of my seat, and I remember my parents looking at

1018
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,959
Speaker 1: me like I was gay, you know, like our daughter

1019
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: loves this woman too much, and I probably was. So

1020
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: when two thousand and seven rolls around, I go to LA.

1021
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: I'm friends with Doug Benson because I met him on

1022
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: Last Comic Standing when I went to I made it

1023
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 1: to the semi finals. When I was still in college.

1024
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: I went to LA. I already knew Doug Benson from

1025
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: Best Week Ever. I was a huge fan, and then

1026
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: he was in the semi finals too. At Best week

1027
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: ever or at last Comic Standing.

1028
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 2: So I'm a college student.

1029
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I would have signed up for that. I

1030
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: loved that show so much. But I saw him and

1031
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: I saw Tig at this hotel that I was checking

1032
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: into for my first time in la as like a performer,

1033
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: and I was checking in to be on the show.

1034
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: And I'm still in college and I'm like in over

1035
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: my head and there's forty comedians and Doug Benson is

1036
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: at the front desk and I'm like, oh my god,

1037
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: I love you Doug Benson. And I was like, I

1038
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: had just made a list at school of my top

1039
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: ten favorite comedians. I was working this like telemarketing job

1040
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: and I was bored, and I was like, I'll make

1041
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: a list of my top ten friend favorite comedians. And

1042
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: he was number eight and I told him that, And

1043
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: you shouldn't tell someone their number eight, even though that

1044
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: is a great spot to have on I just remember

1045
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: he was eight, and remember he was kind of annoyed

1046
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: that I told him that. But he and I go,

1047
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? I just was like, why

1048
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: are you at this Glendale hotel in you know, in

1049
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: near Pasadena. And he was like, oh, I'm I'm doing

1050
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: Last Coming Standing. I was like, what, I'm competing against

1051
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: number eight in the world and I've been doing comedy

1052
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: for eight months. I was just like, oh God. But anyway,

1053
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: we became really good friends while doing that little show.

1054
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: He started having me on the road with him. The

1055
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: first time I went on the road with him, I

1056
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: flew out to LA and before we went on the

1057
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: road together, I just was hanging out in La, crashed

1058
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: on his couch and he was like, do you want

1059
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: to go tonight to go with Sarah and me to

1060
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: Pachanga to Temecula. I'm like, yeah, is she okay? So

1061
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm in the back seat of Sarah like Taylor Swift's

1062
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: car pretty much, I am in the back seat of

1063
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: it on the way down. We drive down there. At

1064
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: one point i'd met her once before, so the first

1065
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to make this story too long, but

1066
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: when I first got into town, when I landed, I

1067
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: get to Doug's apartment and he's like, tonight we're gonna

1068
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: go to Jimmy's show and Sarah's gonna pick us up.

1069
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't even know what these

1070
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: names are, Like, I don't understand what she's saying he's like,

1071
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: we're going to Jimmy Kimmel's show.

1072
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: Kimmel.

1073
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy party was a part of my the story

1074
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: as well. But I We're gonna go to Jimmy Kimmel's

1075
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: show and Sarah's gonna pick us up. This was Sarah

1076
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: and Jimmy were dating, and I'm like, what, like, what

1077
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: is my life? And then I remember getting in her

1078
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: car and I remember her like beautiful pony like I

1079
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: was looking at her ponytail and that was in the

1080
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 1: back of her sob and we were driving to Jimmy

1081
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: Kimmel and then we went. It was amazing. It was

1082
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: the night where she debuted I'm Fucking Matt Damon, you

1083
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: know that song that was like huge. It was the

1084
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: night that debut. I think it was like Jimmy's birthday

1085
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: or something. It was huge and it was such a

1086
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: party and Jimmy Kimmel live back then it was like

1087
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: two thousand and six or and this was two thousand

1088
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: and six actually, So then later that summer, I think

1089
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: was when we went to Puchong and I met her

1090
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: that night obviously, but then this was like a road

1091
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: trip with her and she was talking about some interviews

1092
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: she did when we were in the car, and she

1093
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I just did. She was like, it's

1094
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: so crazy how you like forget what you've done or

1095
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: like what your old jokes were. She was talking about

1096
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: like just you know how long it's been she's been

1097
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 1: doing it and kind of doesn't remember how she started

1098
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: or whatever. And she said some interview a guy had

1099
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: asked her when did you start doing music in your

1100
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: comedy and she was like, and I didn't know what

1101
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: to say. I don't even know when I started. And

1102
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: I was like the first time you went on stage.

1103
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: I'm in the backseat. I'm like, I think, like the

1104
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: first time you went on stage, didn't you sing uh uh?

1105
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: Like a parody of the song memories, but it was

1106
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: about your boobs and it was like called memories. She

1107
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: just remember. She was just slowly turned around. She goes,

1108
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: how do you know that? And she was just like

1109
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: what And I just said, I think I know more

1110
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: about you than you know about yourself. I was like,

1111
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: I'm really like a huge fan. And so we went

1112
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: to Patona and I remember being at the same stage

1113
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: I was on last night. I remember being side stage

1114
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, this is so big and

1115
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, it was really sold well. Last night anyway,

1116
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: Benedicta was on the show. He was so fun and

1117
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: so funny and we had a good time and did

1118
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: you guys.

1119
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: Do anything Lovers and Liars related. No.

1120
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: He talked a lot about his experience on the show.

1121
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Was really funny about how he lost twice on f

1122
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: Boy Island and he's back for the show, and how

1123
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: he had a funny bit about being with all these

1124
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: like hot guys on this show and he's like, I

1125
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: went in like and to pursue like love, and he

1126
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: was like, and I came out gay. I think I'm

1127
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: like in love with men because I'm around these like adonises,

1128
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: of which he is won by the way Benedicta is

1129
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: like so hot. But he also was like, you know,

1130
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: he's talking about like his insecurities. It's so funny when

1131
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: like hot people talk about being and I've been one

1132
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: of them before where I've looked really hot and I've

1133
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: been like I'm ugly and people are like it does

1134
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 1: not connecting, girl, But people don't know that how benedict

1135
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: feels naturally, you know. But he's like I've gotten hair plugs,

1136
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: these are this is fake? This is He was talking

1137
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: about all the fake things on him, kind of like

1138
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: the way I do. It was really refreshing. Anyway, we

1139
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: had a good time. The show is he's watched Lovers

1140
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: and Liars. I haven't yet because I don't like watching myself,

1141
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: but I hear it's the first episode. It's really funny

1142
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: and really good, and I know the season is going

1143
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 1: to be incredible. So check that out on the CW.

1144
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: So I'm doing a lot of press for it this week.

1145
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: Final thought, I also am filming a game show and

1146
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: filming seven episodes of a game show that this just came. Dude,

1147
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: I thought it was one episode, right, like I thought

1148
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: when I said yes to this, which I was happy

1149
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: to do one episode. But now it's because I really

1150
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: like the people involved, I like the production company, I

1151
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: like the title of the show. I like every table.

1152
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: No.

1153
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: But I can't wait to like can because it's so exciting,

1154
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: you guys. So anyway, I was instantly like, yes, I

1155
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: want to do this. I was like the most excited

1156
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: I've ever been to say yes to something. And you know, besties,

1157
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: you can figure out what it might have something to

1158
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,879
Speaker 1: do with like you know. So I'm like yes, and

1159
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm gonna do one episode, and then it

1160
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: comes back like you're doing seven episodes. Because then I

1161
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, I have to find seven different outfits.

1162
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean, that is a lot of work to like

1163
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: look ahead to toe perfect for TV. So then I'm

1164
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: scrambling to find seven outfits, to even come up with

1165
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: the money to buy seven apps, to not buy seven outfits,

1166
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 1: but to get them styled, And like, I'm getting paid

1167
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: this much for the show, but I have to pay

1168
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: this much for styling. Do I really spend fifty percent

1169
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: of what I'm making on the show so I can

1170
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: look good enough for the show? Like, yeah, God you do.

1171
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: The answer is yes. But then they told me you

1172
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: only have to wear one outfit for all seven episodes.

1173
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: We dry clean it between the days, So I'm taping

1174
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: like three three episodes on one day, four on the other.

1175
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: So they're long ass days, but we're banging out some

1176
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: TV and I'm doing that on Tuesday and Wednesday. I

1177
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: rehearsal for that tomorrow and so that's why we've had

1178
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 1: to change the podcast schedule around and do it early

1179
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: and then and then I'm on the road next week, insane,

1180
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: you know, Minneapolis, then New Orleans, then Houston, and then

1181
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: and then there's another big thing that's going on in

1182
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: my life that I'm preparing for. So it's just a

1183
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: lot of stuff piling up at the same time. And

1184
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm just like and then there's also my my

1185
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: special is coming out, and they're sending me the trailer

1186
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: for it, and they're sending me like the the key art,

1187
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: which is like the poster that you see and like

1188
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 1: what it's going to look like on HBOS. I don't

1189
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 1: even think see that, Like, I don't know what's going

1190
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: to happen if I do, but I just want.

1191
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 2: To people will be excited about it. Yeah, what a crime.

1192
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 2: It's really I make the announcement because we don't want

1193
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 2: anyone to know about it until we want people to

1194
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 2: know three minutes.

1195
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: Don't understand. Yeah that's true. Like someone don't have to

1196
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: really listen pretty hard into this to get it. But anyway,

1197
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm at a casino now, I'm fine. And oh this

1198
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: is the added thing I said yes to do a

1199
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: show that this woman asked me to do a show.

1200
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 1: All the time when I'm in LA and I'm never

1201
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: available for her show. She's really nice and really cool,

1202
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: and finally she asked me to do one, and I go,

1203
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, this is Sunday. After I get

1204
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: I get to LA to my hotel and I'll go

1205
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: do this show. Fine, finally I can like do a

1206
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: solid for this lady who's been asking me for so much.

1207
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: I say yes to it. Weeks ago. She texted me

1208
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: yesterday being like, all right, see tomorrow, your set's at three.

1209
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: Get there a three twenty five. You're sets at three

1210
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 1: thirty five. I'm like, what it's during the day. I

1211
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: did look at her text and she said it was

1212
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: a matinee. But I don't think of matinee as like

1213
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: that early.

1214
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, at like noon in on Broadway.

1215
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,919
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. Wouldn't you specify the time a little

1216
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: bit more than just saying matinee? I don't know. I

1217
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: was just reading a text quickly, and I've never once

1218
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: done a show during the day. Yeah, so I I

1219
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's not true. I've done many many shows

1220
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: during the day, but not in LA for like, so anyway,

1221
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: it's for a charity and I have to go do that,

1222
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: and so that kind of threw a wrench in my day,

1223
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 1: and then I have a zoom call for this game

1224
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: show I'm doing today, and then I also I'm trying

1225
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: to keep up with Pilates, which, by the way, last

1226
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: night on SNL, a lot of best sent me a

1227
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: plate sketch. It's so funny. It's like, oh, it's a

1228
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 1: fake horror movie where it's like almost like it's it's

1229
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: like a trailer almost yeah, girl moms, Yeah. And it's

1230
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: like these girls going to a plate studio where it's

1231
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: like a plates class where it's dark and they have

1232
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: like a neon sign on the wall that's like you've

1233
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: got it. And then it's like, now this is the Reformer.

1234
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: It's a machine that looks like a torture device slash

1235
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: like a sex machine. And there's always one gay guy

1236
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: in the class who's wearing two short of shorts, and

1237
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 1: then there's one woman who's like eleven months pregnant who's

1238
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: nailing everything. And then and they also did a part

1239
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: where and Kristen Wigg is the instructor who's just like

1240
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: very positive but like kind of a psycho bitch that's

1241
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 1: like making you do torturous things. And these two girls

1242
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: are going into it like I don't know what's scared,

1243
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: and one's like it's okay, and the other one's you know,

1244
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: really not good at it's it totally is what pilates is.

1245
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: And then there's one part that I really loved because

1246
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: she was like, how long have we been doing this?

1247
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 2: Is it? Like?

1248
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: Is this like been like four hours? And she's like

1249
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: it's been eleven seconds and that's like that is what

1250
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 1: is Like everything feels so long, and it was really funny.

1251
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,720
Speaker 1: And I send it to my Plates girls this morning

1252
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: and they were like, you've got it. Mama's like that

1253
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: was the thing. They kept saying, like, good job, mamas

1254
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: have a.

1255
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 2: Separate Plates Girls Chat with with new people in it.

1256
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: No, this is the first time I've actually incorporated both

1257
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: of my Plate's instructors into one chat. They work at

1258
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: the same studio and they work closely together. But I

1259
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:24,399
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I think.

1260
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 2: It's theirs chat.

1261
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,720
Speaker 1: No, oh, no, this is separate from girls. Yeah, Kristen

1262
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: is a Plate's instruct Kristen and Halla are Plates instructors.

1263
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: They are on girls Chat. They are not my instructors

1264
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: because one lives in Arkansas and one lives in Kansas City.

1265
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: But I have my two plates instructors. And that's another thing,

1266
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: Like when you are working on consistently and your schedule

1267
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: gets really busy, you have to just stop working out

1268
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: because you truly can't fit it in. And I know

1269
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: that's like there's always little things you can tell and

1270
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: you can buy the bands and you can just even

1271
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: sitting on a plane, you can do the bands, and like,

1272
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna do that, so like it's just

1273
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't do it all. And I'm just

1274
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: feeling that pretty hard right now. But it's nice to

1275
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 1: get a podcast and we're gonna get another one and

1276
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 1: I think tonight, and so we'll be done with that

1277
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: for the week. Even though this is the the easiest

1278
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: of all the things I have to do, where I

1279
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: can just kind of be myself. A lot of besties

1280
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: came to the shows this weekend, thank you so much,

1281
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 1: and we have lots of shows coming up in April

1282
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: and then all through the summer. Yeah, I'm just uh,

1283
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: but it'll be okay. Everything will be fine because we.

1284
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: Can at least tell the audience what the show is

1285
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 2: not named. Okay, so it's not named bigger and blacker, right.

1286
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: I oh, speaking of bigger and blacker, I am getting

1287
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: I well, not speaking of it, but I do want

1288
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: to say I am trying a new thing where I'm

1289
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: trying to embrace the pale beyond the pale. Yeah, I'm

1290
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: trying to just be a pale girl and like my

1291
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: not think of my skin tone as like a bad thing,

1292
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: because I feel disgusting without a spray tan, Like I

1293
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 1: really feel. It's the way girls feel they get manicures

1294
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: all the time, and then you don't have the manicure,

1295
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: Like that's the way. I don't ever feel that way

1296
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: about my hands because I don't get manicures enough. But

1297
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: I can imagine if you're a manicure girlly, when you

1298
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: have just regular hands, they're disgusting to you and you

1299
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: can't picture your life without them. I'm trying to ease

1300
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: into being showing my body off, like I have no

1301
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: problem being completely naked when I like and being like

1302
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: wearing I could wear pasties on stage when I have

1303
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: a spray tan. I have a lot of body confidence

1304
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,439
Speaker 1: when I have a spray tan, a ton of it,

1305
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: almost too much. But when I am pale, I have

1306
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: zero body confidence and it's really hard for me. But

1307
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: this weekend I just didn't want to get a spray

1308
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: tand because I'm doing this game show, right and I

1309
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: want to be really spray tand for that, So I

1310
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: can't get a spray tan on Friday for my Friday

1311
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: and Saturday show because then by Tuesday, when I tape

1312
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: the thing, it's it's sluffy, right, it's falling off, and

1313
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: you can't take it off faster and then put a

1314
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: new one on. It has to fall off naturally, so

1315
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: I have to time it perfectly. So I was forced

1316
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: this weekend to just be pale as shit, and I

1317
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: didn't paint my body, which I usually do. If I

1318
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: can't spray tan, I usually just put on the paint,

1319
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: but that makes me feel sticky, and so I was like,

1320
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: let me just try to not SPRAYTND and I think

1321
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: it went okay. I haven't seen the pictures yet, but

1322
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just am just gonna try this. And

1323
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: because Taylor Swift does it, she's not always spray tanned, no,

1324
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: and she looks great, but I'm wondering if she's like

1325
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: twenty pounds lighter than me because spray cans do make

1326
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: you look thinner. There is no question. They instantly seem

1327
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: to take off ten to fifteen pounds of your body.

1328
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to say that it just is the

1329
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: way it is. And so I wonder if like you

1330
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: have to be so much more thin to look normal.

1331
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: Tant like this is just my dumb brain talking, but

1332
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,919
Speaker 1: it is true when you get a spray tand people

1333
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: think you lose weight. And so I just have to

1334
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: be comfortable looking the wait I am and not doing

1335
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: an optical illusion. But I did go on stage last night,

1336
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: and I was wearing a crop top tank top, but

1337
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: I did wear pants. I didn't expose my pale legs yet,

1338
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: because that's my biggest fear is that people won't say

1339
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: I have good legs anymore because that's what I get. That's

1340
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: the one thing I consistently get accolades on that I

1341
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: don't have to really try for. I know, I do pilates,

1342
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: but I already have good legs even if I don't

1343
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: do polotates, just because and it's not because I did

1344
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,479
Speaker 1: anything special, it's just luck. I have my dad's legs.

1345
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: I have dadbod and I'm worried that those compliments will

1346
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: stop if they're not tan. Like it's almost predicated on

1347
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,919
Speaker 1: being tan. So I'm a little scared to show those

1348
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: please don't slide in my dms and be like, we

1349
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: love you no matter what. I know you do. Thank

1350
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: you so much for saying that preemptively ghosts. But I

1351
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: just I'm like predicting what people are not They're like,

1352
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: we weren't even going to but yeah, I'm just I'm

1353
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: going to challenge myself to start being like a pale

1354
00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: girlie and like, because I never think people look bad pale.

1355
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: It's only me, so is great.

1356
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: I love pale. Really, yeah, I prefer pale. I like

1357
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 2: it's good to mix it up. I think it's sometimes

1358
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: you're pale, sometimes you're not.

1359
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: But it's so fucked up that white women are desperately

1360
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: trying not to be white to look as hot as

1361
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: they can be, and yet when it comes to like

1362
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: you know, having a privileged life, white is like no

1363
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: one can deny being white as like an easier life

1364
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: or like, I'm not saying I don't have the experience

1365
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: of not being white, so I don't know, but I've

1366
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: heard rumors that being white is like it just things.

1367
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: It's a privileged life, but then we're us. White ladies

1368
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: are fighting it constantly, And if I was someone who

1369
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: had a naturally bronze complexion, I would be fucking calling

1370
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: out white bitches so much for being like, oh, you

1371
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: like your when you're white, when it gets you more

1372
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: money and jobs and opportunities and everything, But god, you

1373
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: want to be us when it comes to looking fuckable,

1374
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 1: don't you what? I like if I was a stand

1375
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: up girl, If I was a stand up girl, I

1376
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: just think I think someone needs to make that connection

1377
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: between and I've tried it before a little bit of

1378
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: like I am doing, Like when girls get a spray

1379
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: tann it's black face, but it's like for women who

1380
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: are Brazilian. You know what I'm saying, Like, why are

1381
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: we not getting called out for like literally darkening our

1382
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: skin tone? Why? Why is that? Why are we being

1383
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: canceled for that? I think we should because then I.

1384
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 2: Don't have to do it tually. You could get it

1385
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 2: tan naturally and become that color, but you're never gonna

1386
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 2: become black, not that color. Man.

1387
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I used to get very tan as

1388
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: a child, but I would if I was a naturally

1389
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: if and there's no I don't please don't misconstrue my

1390
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,479
Speaker 1: words and think that I think I'm privileged because I'm white.

1391
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:58,439
Speaker 1: I'm just based on things i've heard. You know, I'm

1392
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: not speaking out of turn here, right, Like.

1393
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 2: This is insane, nicky. Are you saying that white people

1394
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 2: have privileges that, yeah people don't have.

1395
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard that we do, and I don't like that.

1396
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to have that. But it's so funny

1397
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: to me that white people are constantly trying not to

1398
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: be white and yet it's it's just I would call

1399
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: it out. And I definitely think there's going to be

1400
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: a wave of like backlash in the future of girls

1401
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 1: getting really dark spray t hands, where we like really

1402
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: shame them and be like, I can't believe we thought

1403
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: this was acceptable at one point. And I think I'm

1404
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: going to be front and center in that, in that backlash,

1405
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: and I'm going to lose my tonight show that I'm

1406
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: about to get because they'll be like, did you see

1407
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 1: these these resurface pictures of Nikki doing bronze face? And

1408
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to be canceled because it taunt Yeah, dude,

1409
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: all I can say right now, as we go is

1410
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: that everyone needs to go look up the Kirsty Ally

1411
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: story of her telling Barbara Walters in the nineties about

1412
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 1: her parents' car crash. Her parents both died in a

1413
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: car crash. It's so tragic, but I cannot believe this

1414
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 1: clip just surfaced. It's talk about what a different time

1415
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: it was, and I'm not saying it was a better time.

1416
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: It's completely fucked up. What was acceptable? Barbara Walters is

1417
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: asking her, Brian, I don't think you're going to believe this.

1418
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: I don't think you're ready.

1419
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 2: I don't know the whole story, so I don't know

1420
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 2: even what this.

1421
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: Barbara Walters is talking to Christy Alley and she says, like,

1422
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: tell me about the story about your parents passing, And

1423
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: she's like, I found out about it, and obviously I'm

1424
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: at the hospital. They said your dad is dead and

1425
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: your mom is going to die, and maybe it was

1426
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: the other way around. And I'm at the hospital. I'm

1427
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: with all my siblings and we're sobbing and crying, and

1428
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: I go, where were they going? And my sister said

1429
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: a Halloween party? And I said, and she goes, And

1430
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't know why I even said this. I don't

1431
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: even know why I thought it, but I said, what

1432
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: what were they dressed as? And my sister said the

1433
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: odd couple? And I go, oh, you know, like Walter

1434
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 1: Mathol and whoever. And she said, no, your mom was

1435
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 1: dressed as a black girl and your dad was dressed

1436
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: as a Ku Klux Klan member.

1437
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.

1438
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: Just thought in that moment, that is the greatest gift

1439
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 1: to get. Is that so funny? Like like she's like,

1440
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 1: she's like it was she I forget what she says,

1441
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 1: but she said it was like a sign that it

1442
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:26,520
Speaker 1: was like her parents were walking like but likes. I mean,

1443
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: I can only assume the Marbara Walters is not stunned

1444
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: by this revelation, like it was not. This did not

1445
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: resurface until now, Like no one at the time was

1446
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: like what off look like this was the nineties and

1447
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: that was for some reason acceptable to go in black face.

1448
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: She thinks, Okay, I have to go because the people,

1449
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: but you guys go look up that cool clip. It's

1450
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: Rob Hubel and Paul Sheer are watching it. I think

1451
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 1: that's how it resurfaced, is them commenting on it. It's enough,

1452
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: So I'll leave you on that we'll see you tomorrow

1453
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Thank you for listening, Bye, and don't

1454
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 1: be care Bye guys.