1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: On the be Dol Cast, the questions asked if movies 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: have women and them, are all their discussions just boyfriends 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: and husbands, or do they have individualism the patriarchy and 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: best start changing it with the beck Dol Cast. Hello 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: and welcome to the Bechdel Cast. I'm your host Caitlin 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: Dronte and the other one Jamie Laftus, and we are 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: talking about movies and how women are portrayed in them. 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: That's what the Bechtel Cast is about. I want to 9 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 1: take back calling myself. The other one that was, yeah, 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be less down on myself, but I immediately 11 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 1: jumped to, yeah, don't minimize yourself and your role. Okay, 12 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: what were you talking about. Let's try again. Okay, but 13 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: we're keeping this all in. But we're all this is 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: a character. I'm supposed to be making a concentrated effort. 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: I had, like a I paid a hunt someone first 16 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: last week. What you can say, you do the intro, 17 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 1: you say like, hey, welcome, okay, okay, ready, yes one, 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: Hey welcome. This is the Bechtel Cast. I'm your first 19 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: and primary and most important host, Jamie Laptus, and I'm 20 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: your ship piece of crap host Caitlyn, ok don't be 21 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: so hard. We should learn from me. I'm so confident, 22 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: and let's try it again. Okay. I think people get it. 23 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: We are both equally important and this is like a 24 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: cheese your own adventure podcast, Like who do you want 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: to be? The Elpha of this one? Um, Welcome to 26 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: the Bechtel Castes is what we were trying to say. 27 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 1: That's what leave this all in. This is perfect. Some 28 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: stuff we're working some stuff out. Yeah, it's a hard 29 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: time of year. It's the winter. It's sad. We're in 30 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: the throes of it. Baby, we are. I got to 31 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: I saw snow yesterday because you were in Boston or 32 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: New York or somewhere on the northeast. Was in Boston 33 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: and I got to brush off my dad's car and everything. Wow. Yeah, 34 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: I've been living in a tropical paradise that is Los Angeles. 35 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: It's a beautiful city. Um. Well, let's uh introduce our guest. 36 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: Why don't we Okay, Oh wait, we didn't say what 37 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: the podcast is about. That. Oh they get it. Okay, Yeah, 38 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: I guess let's stop saying it's the best. It's Yeah, 39 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 1: I'm on board with the Yeah, listen to another episode. 40 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm tired of talking about this podcast. Yeah, let's quit, 41 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: let's cancel. No, let's introduce our guest. She's a very 42 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: funny comedian. You might have seen her on Conan. Uh. 43 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 1: She's also in movies like Bad Santa to One movies. 44 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. Jenny's a green lady. Thank you so 45 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: much for being here. You're both equally as important, but 46 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 1: not as important as the guests. Exactly, exactly, Okay, So 47 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,839 Speaker 1: there the alpha was sitting next to us. All it's 48 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: the whole. That's why I just like you bitches, and 49 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: that's it out. Sat back and watch. It's coming from 50 00:02:52,280 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: the house. These girls think they matter? What right a producer? Okay, 51 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: never mind, you guys do matter. Okay, we'll get to it. 52 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: I want to talk about Aristotle, but I don't think 53 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: he wants us to talk about what is how he 54 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: has to poop? I told you we'd call it a Yeah, 55 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: he does, and he but he made a real show 56 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: of not doing it before we started, So now it's 57 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: honest to make a real show of when he chooses 58 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: exactly your punishment if you if you hold it for 59 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: the whole episode, that would suck. It's like for him, 60 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: it's like yeah, but for all of us too, I'd 61 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: like to make this about myself as well. Sure, let's 62 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: make it about the poop, you guys, that's that's we're 63 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: having focus issues in this thing. Well, let's try to 64 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: reel it back in and talk about the movie that 65 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: we're going to be talking about, which is The Labyrinth. Uh. 66 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 1: It was came out in What six, directed by Jim Henson, 67 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: written by Terry Jones. It's got every anything, not everything. 68 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: Tell us tell the what does this movie mean to you? 69 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: Why did you choose this one? I chose this one 70 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: because I feel like for a lot of us, it 71 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: was the first time we really saw a female protagonist 72 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: in a movie that wasn't all about getting the dude, 73 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: that wasn't a baby. She's still trying to get the dude, 74 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: but it's a baby dude. She's a dude, and it's 75 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: a little dude's Yeah. And and then also for many 76 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: of us, we were introduced to David Bowie through this movie, 77 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: and it was the first time we felt our loins 78 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: do anything. So I think it recognized that they were 79 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: there and forever we were into Dandy's and lady boys. 80 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: So that's what I'm into now, and that's the only 81 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: thing I'll ever be into. When did you see this 82 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: movie for the first time? I think I saw when 83 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,839 Speaker 1: I was a kid. And then remember when hot topic 84 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: I don't hold to fit? Oh yeah, two thousand and one. 85 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: Then it was just like all day, every day, and 86 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: then it stopped. And then I went to an arts 87 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: high school and it had a real big resurgence in 88 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: the arts high school every Halloween. Every Halloween, someone was Bowie. 89 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 1: I just googled where what the baby from Labyrinth looks 90 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: like now? And I wish I hadn't what. Okay, First 91 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: of all, the Huffington's Post headline is very mean. It says, 92 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: thirty years later, the baby from Labyrinth is a real 93 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:38,919 Speaker 1: life goblin king. I don't know, maybe it's something he 94 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: just texts. But he's I mean, he's wearing a fedora. 95 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: He's not like it's a bummer that used such a 96 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: cute little baby. Okay, let's see here it is, but 97 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: there's a there's an American Express ad really getting in 98 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: the way of me, uh finishing up this? Okay, so 99 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 1: here he is a real life goblin king. I don't 100 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 1: think it's that bad. He's just wearing a lot of layer. 101 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 1: He just he looks like a steampunk kid. That's it. 102 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: He is a steampunk it. I think he makes something. 103 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 1: He makes like steampunky things or something looks he looks fun. 104 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,359 Speaker 1: He's oh now he's a peer and a fabricator. Do 105 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: you think he's got His whole identity is based around 106 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: the fact that he was in The Labyrinth as a baby, 107 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: and he's like, I gotta live up to this. Wonder 108 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: his real name is Toby for real? Yeah, I just 109 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:35,039 Speaker 1: said Dobby, like Dobby the Alpha was like, Toby is 110 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: a different in the man's name. I wonder if he 111 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: inspired it. You know that David Bowie did the sound 112 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 1: of the baby laughing because he didn't didn't like the 113 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: baby's laugh made it sounds like I can do that. 114 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: I can do better, I can do better. I love 115 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: that he did. He does that like that trick with 116 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: the crystal ball, which has no business really, I mean, 117 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: is it a bubble luring? It is, but like they 118 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: worked this like very flimsy reason for it to be 119 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: in the movie and all there, He's like, do you 120 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,679 Speaker 1: want a gift? He doesn't have anything to do with anything. 121 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: But look how I can do this cool trick. And 122 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: I'm just like you. You just wanted to show off. 123 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: David Bells like almost everything he does this, it's just 124 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: a big fun show off down to his like leggings. 125 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,119 Speaker 1: He wants you to know. He wants you to know. Yeah, 126 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: and we want to know. We do want to know. Um, 127 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: just a quick recap of the story. How I want 128 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: to David and how the baby's ugly man? Now he's 129 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,480 Speaker 1: he's actually, he's he's a regular looking dude. He just 130 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to get us to pass the 131 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 1: Bectel test in real life. Because all we've done so far, 132 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: let's talk about other men. One last thing. His face 133 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: looks really a smooth baby to acknowledge that this is 134 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: what we're talking about, and to look at the picture. 135 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: It's mostly just because I'm too lazy to get up 136 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: and walk around the table and see what it looks like. 137 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,119 Speaker 1: I'm just saying that freaks me out, like a really 138 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: smooth face, like a smooth man. And oh yeah, you 139 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: didn't know if you were talking about like the baby's 140 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 1: smoothness or he's like, oh no, I like a smooth baby. 141 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: I like a harry a swab. I like a swab baby, 142 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: like a scar baby, scar baby. Okay, now baby, all right, 143 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 1: let's okay, no more fu. No, we're going to welcome 144 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: back to it. Oh yeah, we just have to like 145 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 1: spend a minute talking about something else and then we'll 146 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:50,280 Speaker 1: go back to how we want to fuck David Bowie. Um. 147 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: The story is, uh, this little this girl, she's down 148 00:08:54,480 --> 00:09:00,320 Speaker 1: a teenager. She is all about fans. She's like, I 149 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: love fantasy. It looks by the theater book. She loses 150 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:10,360 Speaker 1: me first scene for that reason, Like, this is fucking nerves. 151 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: What's this done? Soliloquy? You're doing yourself in the park 152 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: just kind of interrupted quick. Okay. I was when I 153 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,680 Speaker 1: was younger, I went to fat Camp and we had 154 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: this girl there who God bless her, Like I wish 155 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: I knew her now because she seems like she would 156 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 1: be so cool. She was obsessed with the with the 157 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: play Cats, so she would just put on cat face, 158 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: like yeah, she's just fun. She would just do cat 159 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: face and sing and do performances from the musical Cats 160 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 1: by herself. That's it. I just just memory. Yeah, But 161 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: like because we're fat camp we're all fat, and we 162 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: were playing baseball when day and we got really sweaty 163 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 1: and it was like summer in Massachusetts, and her makeup melted. 164 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: Oh I love a good cat girl there. It's just 165 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: like a fucking nightmare. Then she she left her because 166 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 1: there's some mean to her. But it's so funny to think, Well, I, 167 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: whoever you are out there, young girl who contact me? 168 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 1: I miss you and I thought about you everybody since 169 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: I was twelve. Anyway, let's just never talk about the movie. 170 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 1: Let's get she's a hot theater kid, all right. Yeah, 171 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: she's a baby theater kid with really expensive costomer like 172 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: that cost and would cost like a thousand dollars at 173 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: a unfair geeze. She was dedicated, damn, or just a brat. 174 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 1: Probably more of a brat um. The story is about 175 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: a girl. She's a young budding woman and she likes you, Caitlin. 176 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 1: I want to fund her. That's what I'm talking about. 177 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 1: That passes the test. I don't want to suck that. 178 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 1: Jennifer Connelly. But like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream, 179 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh I straight like the TV is for sure. 180 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 1: I watched we talked abou just like one word and 181 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: then it's over. In the first episode, we talked about 182 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,120 Speaker 1: kill Bill, and I had only seen the DBS kill Bill, 183 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 1: which is like a great kill bill. Yeah my name, 184 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 1: and I like two Party, that's great. Nice. Oh yeah, 185 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: the movie lab Yeah do you want me to? Yeah? 186 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 1: Do you want to? Just gets right there, alright, a 187 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,800 Speaker 1: young budding theater nerd right, just wants to do theaters 188 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 1: and plays and ship. But she got this dumb little 189 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,840 Speaker 1: brother who's a baby, and he's a brat and she's like, oh, 190 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: I don't want to take care of this dumb sucking baby. 191 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,719 Speaker 1: And then she's like, goblin king take this baby away. 192 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: And then she runs away that goes to the bathroom 193 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 1: or something, and then she comes back and the baby's gone. 194 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,280 Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, where's this baby? And then David 195 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: Bowie shows up. We all get owners and then and 196 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 1: then he's like, oh, you can come get your bro, 197 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 1: but he's I have him now, and so then she'll 198 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: get yeah, go to the city goblins. Then she finds 199 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,480 Speaker 1: this tiny goblin that she's befriends who's like all grumpy 200 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: and ship, and then she makes it through. There's like 201 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: some weird dancings and a ball and she's like, oh, no, 202 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm questioning everything. Do I love him? Don't I love him? 203 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: And then eventually I mean, should we give the end away? Yeah? 204 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 1: There are spoilers here. Yeah. Oh, she makes a lot 205 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 1: of goblin friends on the way to serdidymus, which I 206 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:04,800 Speaker 1: think is just a nickname for epididymus, which we all 207 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 1: know as the male reproductive organ tube thing. I don't 208 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: know what's an epididamus. Let me look it up. I 209 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 1: just looked up. Oh that's not an epidemas, Yeah, isn't it. 210 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,640 Speaker 1: I don't know. I went to public school. Epidermis is 211 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:25,800 Speaker 1: your skin? But what am I thinking about? Yeah? Where ventricles? 212 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 1: Seminal ventricles seven venecles? No, I'm fucking right. Epididamus highly 213 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 1: convoluted duct behind the testes along which sperm passes to 214 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: the fast My dick, I'm so sorry that I ever 215 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 1: judged you for is the squirtle bags. It's the first name. 216 00:13:53,600 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: But well, you were googling anatomy. I googled did David 217 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: Bowie and Jennifer Connelly hook up? I hope not. She 218 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: was like fifteen when they filmed this, but like David 219 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 1: Bowie did that not to get into his legacy, but 220 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 1: he was like down, yeah, but they didn't bummer good 221 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 1: because that would have been statutory rape. Again, she was 222 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 1: fifteen when they filmed that movie. Uh, that's the story 223 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:39,760 Speaker 1: of the Labyrinth. Uh. Let's talk about um our characters. Uh. 224 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: We have one female protagonist, Jennifer Sarah, who is the whiniest, angstyest, 225 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 1: most annoying little bee word that I've ever encountered. Were 226 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 1: never like that when you were a pater nerd and 227 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 1: a teenager didn't have those outfits. I might be having 228 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,680 Speaker 1: selective memory, but I really remember myself as being a 229 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:13,400 Speaker 1: really cool kid. Okay, sure of course you're walking around like, hey, guys, 230 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: you know what epidennymus means. Yeah, I was teaching all 231 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: the kids. Yeah. I So she's pretty much the only 232 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: notable primary female character. Was also the Worm's wife who 233 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 1: never screen and the hag Puppet. The hag puppet, but 234 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:40,840 Speaker 1: she's very tertiary. Also, although the um are any of 235 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 1: the oh what's their names, the ones that take their 236 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,920 Speaker 1: heads off, they all I all perceived them as men 237 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: male genitals. They don't, but they had like I suppose 238 00:15:54,400 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: the voices of men their genderless. Yeah, they a lot 239 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: of them are a bit genderless. Yeah. Yeah, a lot 240 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 1: of those goblins are genderless too. Well, no, some of 241 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 1: them have like dresses and shot um. Either way, I'm 242 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: going to continue to argue that the only notable funeral character. 243 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: What about that this stepmo. I loved this step mom, 244 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: Like she had a story like there, she didn't do 245 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 1: anything wroungd. She have one line and she's like, why 246 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: does she treat me like I'm a stepmother in a 247 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: fairy tale? All because you know, Sarah gets home and 248 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,040 Speaker 1: then she's like her stepmos like we were worried at 249 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,960 Speaker 1: seven pm, and then she begins to scream and run 250 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: away and pour Steven I wrote down, Um, poor stepmom 251 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 1: liked her hair. She should have good hair. She did, 252 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 1: she did great stepmother. Well that scene I think that 253 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 1: allows the movie to technically pass the Bechtel test. Yeah. Yeah, 254 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 1: because they talk about yeah, like I was worried about 255 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,400 Speaker 1: you where if you been You're supposed to be home 256 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,439 Speaker 1: to babysit or whatever. It's a short conversation, and that 257 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: the step mom has three minutes of screen time maybe less, 258 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:16,399 Speaker 1: Like it's not she's still getting paid and residual. She was, 259 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: she was and she had like anyways, I was like, 260 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,800 Speaker 1: she's very beautiful. I really like her. But she doesn't 261 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: come back. No, she doesn't. Yeah, and she's on screen 262 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 1: for yeah two minutes. Okay, so pass the test, guys, 263 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:37,199 Speaker 1: test done, good night. But so by comparison, we have 264 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: a bunch more more. Uh, how do you talk again? 265 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:48,960 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep stuttering broken, I'm a robot. There's 266 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,719 Speaker 1: a bunch of dude characters, is what I'm trying to say. Characters. 267 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: We've got Jaref, the Goblin King. Is that it's Jareff. 268 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: Jareff is his name. David Bowie's character is named Jareed. 269 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: I wonder how many Jarrett's were born from this movie, 270 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 1: although they'd be like our age and I don't know 271 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 1: any Jarred's so that you know, well, I mean just 272 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 1: put facebook anyway, there's a little Jareff. Now, um, we've 273 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: got Hoggle, which I have some things to talk about 274 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 1: concerning him in a moment. Yeah, well, Hoggle is a 275 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 1: piece of ship. He's a piece of ship. Yeah, but 276 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,360 Speaker 1: we grow to love Hoggle. Actually I find him repulsive 277 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: and horror I just hate everything about him. We have Ludo, 278 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 1: who's like the big monster guy, and then Sir Epididymis 279 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 1: is I don't know, a little fox creature. I don't know, 280 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,159 Speaker 1: I think so. But then he's writing a dog. Now 281 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: he's I think he's a Yorkshire terror. He looks like 282 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: a oh is that the is that dog British? The 283 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,000 Speaker 1: one that looks really nice and like he came from 284 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: Renaissance fair. I'm sorry I was. Yeah, that's because I 285 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 1: found a ton of Jarreed's and that's why I wasn't 286 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 1: really listening. Look at this one. This one is like 287 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,159 Speaker 1: he's really leaning into Jareff. Jareed. What's his name, Jared? 288 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 1: Where is he from? If you're listening, I don't know, 289 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: but he's an event coordinator in Infinity marketing deal. We're 290 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: probably giving away too much of British stranger's phone saying 291 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,720 Speaker 1: I guess I don't know anyway. Okay, Well that they're 292 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 1: out there, Yeah, those horny moms had a lot of Jarreff's. Yeah, 293 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,880 Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know why, I just like this name. 294 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: It just you know, what sounds so powerful. It's just, 295 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,640 Speaker 1: you know, I just want to have an alluring son. 296 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,680 Speaker 1: You can really take a sweep a teenage girl off 297 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: her feet. Yeah, let's talk about that. Uh. There is 298 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 1: the scene or the sequence where Jared' is like, hey, Hoggle, 299 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 1: give the girl this peach rufie and make her eat 300 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: it so that she can have a dance scene with me, 301 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:26,719 Speaker 1: a very sensual ball dance thing that's like a dream. Weird. 302 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:35,479 Speaker 1: He rufies her. He does rufe her. But that scene 303 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: is like that was supposed to be like her dream 304 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 1: scene of like if you stay, like all your dreams 305 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: are going to come true. So you So she's in 306 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: love with him. She supposed to be like seventeen in 307 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,920 Speaker 1: this kid, I told myself, but I'm not sold. Look 308 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: i'm gonna say she's seventeen. I'm gonna say she's legal. 309 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,480 Speaker 1: For so the movies. She might have played an older 310 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 1: character than her actual Jennifer was actually aged because she 311 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:10,120 Speaker 1: was fifteen when this movie came out, and I didn't 312 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: perceive her as being like like she was just had 313 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 1: gone through puberty to me, like she she seemed older 314 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,879 Speaker 1: to me. She seemed seventeen to me. Really she seemed 315 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,119 Speaker 1: like fourteen to me. No fourteen year old has brows 316 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,440 Speaker 1: like that. Did you see her brows? They're great. Well, 317 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,680 Speaker 1: Jennifer Conny is an outlier with her eyebrows, so she 318 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 1: really came into That's what people always say about her. 319 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,560 Speaker 1: She born eyebrows first. She she had that thing where 320 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 1: they're like brushed up a little, but it doesn't look insane, 321 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,119 Speaker 1: which is like, I could never do that. I overtweets 322 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:51,119 Speaker 1: when I was a teenager. Anyways, those skinny ones like pregnant, 323 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: those are like absolutely teen mom eyebrows that over plucking. Anyways, 324 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 1: I just I just think that that it wasn't some 325 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: a rufie Peach. It was just like he wanted to 326 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,680 Speaker 1: stop her from getting this baby because he wants that 327 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: to keep that baby. But he's also like, if you 328 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 1: live in this Peach world, all your dreams will come true. 329 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: Come on, It's very complix. Maybe that is because that's 330 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: what your impression of that scene was when you first 331 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 1: watched it as a kid. So I saw this movie 332 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,000 Speaker 1: for the first time when I was probably in college, 333 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,600 Speaker 1: and then I watched it again three times over the 334 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 1: past few weeks to prepare for this episode, and I 335 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,600 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, he uh he rufies her 336 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,720 Speaker 1: with this peach and then so that he can have 337 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 1: this weird dance, this ballroom dance thing with her and 338 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: get all close to her and he's a predator and 339 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,159 Speaker 1: it's weird, and I just found it very creepy, especially 340 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,280 Speaker 1: because again she's fifteen. David Bowie at the time was 341 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:56,320 Speaker 1: thirty nine. It was three over age, Okay, so I 342 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 1: would not have thought it was charming if they hooked up, Yeah, 343 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: it would have been, But fifteen year old Jenny still 344 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:11,639 Speaker 1: would have sucked. There's like that's okay. That's the thing. 345 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: It's like, we are like it is wrong, but like 346 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 1: remember when you were fifteen, you totally wanted to suck, 347 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 1: like thirty year old men, that's all you wanted to do. 348 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,520 Speaker 1: That's why that scene was like because I was watching 349 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,960 Speaker 1: this movie for the first time, like every I don't 350 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: know why. I haven't seen a lot of movies. How 351 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,920 Speaker 1: many movies have I seen that we've done on this. 352 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,120 Speaker 1: I just the beauty and the beauty and the beast 353 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,119 Speaker 1: and that was about it. But I was okay with 354 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: it just because it's like I feel like when I 355 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,760 Speaker 1: was that age, I had that exact like fantasy about 356 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: someone from the cast of Harry Potter, you know, like 357 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,679 Speaker 1: everyone has that. Wait, but they would have been your 358 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 1: age unless it was Snape. I also would have sucked Snape. 359 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 1: Can we just put that out there? Oh yeah, Moody 360 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: the all died this year. Yeah, Prince too. Would you 361 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:07,400 Speaker 1: have got heartbeat? Yeah, he's worried that all your icons. 362 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 1: I would have sucked Leonard Cohen, which is somewhere, which 363 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,399 Speaker 1: is a harder choice. That is hard. Oh, well this year, 364 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,520 Speaker 1: I love a deep voice. I do. Uh. But but 365 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 1: like Suzanne Arrow, Leonard Cohen living on like living in 366 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:33,040 Speaker 1: Greece for no reason. Yeah, I think I would have 367 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:38,440 Speaker 1: definitely hooked up with Anton Yelkin, who also passed. Is 368 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,920 Speaker 1: that he's about little guy from Green Room and he's 369 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,439 Speaker 1: in Star Trek and he sounds hot. He's age appropriate, 370 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: is what he is? Oh he's the jeep. Uh. Yeah, 371 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,359 Speaker 1: he had a very tragic death. Uh, and I'm sad 372 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 1: to bring it up. Let's talk about that. We lost 373 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,399 Speaker 1: a whole spank bank about it. The fact that we 374 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 1: keep going off on tangents is very fitting because we're 375 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: just getting in the lost in the labyrinth that is this, 376 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: So it's very somatic. Actually, Okay, so again, he rufies 377 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: are at the peach. You don't like it. I think 378 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 1: it's more of a spell, so it doesn't count as much. He's, Okay, 379 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 1: it's a spell. Everyone's motivation. You can have it. I'm 380 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 1: not going to agree with you, but that can be 381 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 1: your weird, creepy take if you wanted to. Can we 382 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 1: can we backtrack a little bit to the scene where 383 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 1: she yells at the baby, literally insane to me, like 384 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,399 Speaker 1: she I've never and I was like, we were all 385 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,919 Speaker 1: at bitchy teenage girl. Never would I pick up an 386 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: adorable baby and try to send it to hell because 387 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: I couldn't like wear my Renaissance Fair costumes outside, Like, 388 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: that's just crazy. I wouldn't I would do that. Now 389 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: it's a shirty year old woman. I'd be like, I 390 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: hate chipping out of my life. Why did I have you? 391 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 1: I can't wear my red something? Was she in a play? 392 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 1: Or is that she just has no friends? That's why 393 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:19,600 Speaker 1: she has to make friends with. She's desperate to be like, Hoggle, 394 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,480 Speaker 1: you're my friend, right, It's just like, no, I don't 395 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 1: really want to be your friend. She's like, no, she 396 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,399 Speaker 1: didn't really technically make any friends. In this movie. But 397 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,879 Speaker 1: at the end they love her. At the end, they 398 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,760 Speaker 1: do love and then they all come back. Yeah, in 399 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: her room. She turns around and she's like, my friends, 400 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: but he just turned around and all your friends already 401 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,680 Speaker 1: in your room and they were all goblins even creepier 402 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,440 Speaker 1: like that, look at my mirror, and I'm just like, 403 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,640 Speaker 1: I wish my friends were here. And I turned around 404 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,360 Speaker 1: and they're all there. Wow, I really would like there 405 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,280 Speaker 1: to be like that scene. And then we see it 406 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,920 Speaker 1: from like the parents and there's no one. They just like, 407 00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:00,960 Speaker 1: she's lost her mind. Yeah, bard in school, she but 408 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: she screams at this baby a lot. And then there's 409 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 1: like cutaway scenes where the goblins are like, send the 410 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 1: baby to hell, and then she does at the last second, 411 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,720 Speaker 1: and she's like, I wish the Goblin king would take you. 412 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 1: And then I don't, like, I don't know why she 413 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,480 Speaker 1: blames this baby for all of her problems. That was 414 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 1: confusing to me. And then and then David Bowie's motivation 415 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 1: why does he want to keep the baby? Is there 416 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,440 Speaker 1: a reason he wants to add to his goblin collection? 417 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: Because the baby turns into a goblin as I guess, 418 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: I mean that's never explicitly stated, but that he's luring 419 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,480 Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's luring young women into his labyrinth. He 420 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: doesn't that's the only way. He just sits around the 421 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: girl to curse her baby, and he's like, pussy, Oh 422 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,720 Speaker 1: it also okay. So then she yells at the baby, 423 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,560 Speaker 1: baby disappears, and then David Bowie appears and she's not scared. 424 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 1: I was like, do they know each other? Well, yeah, 425 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,679 Speaker 1: there's the whole thing about the movie. He's the villain, 426 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,560 Speaker 1: but like, they have several scenes together. One of them 427 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:22,639 Speaker 1: he's dancing with her after he roofied her spell. It 428 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,679 Speaker 1: cast a Rufi spell on her, it's not ripe if 429 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: it's a spell. Is that part of the betel? Yeah? Yea. 430 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,400 Speaker 1: So there's that creepy thing. There's uh, the other creepy 431 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 1: thing where I'm pretty sure Hoggle also wants to have 432 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: sex with Sarah. Well, look at him, he does. I 433 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: think Hoggle has a genuine love for her. I viewed 434 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,320 Speaker 1: it as more so, Yeah, I see, maybe I'm just 435 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,880 Speaker 1: at but I feel so bad by giving me the 436 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 1: peach a paternal horny. But I don't think that necessarily 437 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: implies that it's like a parental or like a fatherly 438 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: he's the goblin. It's not a real thing, it's really 439 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 1: he's a he's a tiny person in a suit. That's it. 440 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,280 Speaker 1: There's like a lot of I had one smart thought 441 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,000 Speaker 1: this whole movie. Let's hear it. Okay, here it goes. 442 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: There's a lot of references to other ship in this 443 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,800 Speaker 1: movie where it's like, there are a few things there 444 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 1: is the fact that she was like a pubescent fucking 445 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: mess who her parents were trying to fix her. And 446 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,240 Speaker 1: that kind of reminds me of like when do you 447 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: getting booted out of the nursery in Peter Pan. That's 448 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: what that whole like flashback scene felt like to me, 449 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 1: when she was like my toys suck or whatever. And 450 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,640 Speaker 1: then the whole like it was a kind of Wizard 451 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 1: of Ozzie too, because she's just like walking through, you know, 452 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 1: walking down this very long hallway and making friends and 453 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: then at the end, just like in the Wizard of 454 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: oz there's a room full of goblins and a baby 455 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,280 Speaker 1: and David Bowie, Yeah, exactly, Like that's my smart thought. 456 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 1: What if it's like it's a would be like an 457 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 1: allegory for for growing up women, growing up of a 458 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 1: coming of age, take a better period this what is 459 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: the thing that I was just like, are they talking 460 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,600 Speaker 1: about a pussy in a mean way? When they kept 461 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 1: calling it like whatever the stink swamp? I was like, 462 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 1: is he just stuff like fart swamp? But then there 463 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: was a huge cavernous like pussy opening in the middle 464 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: of the fart swamp that there was a hole. WHOA, Okay, 465 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,680 Speaker 1: I think it was a butt hole. That's as long 466 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 1: as there was some sort of reference to a human hole. 467 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,280 Speaker 1: I feel like I have retained my sanity. I think. 468 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,400 Speaker 1: I think the guys who took their heads off of 469 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: my favorite part of that movie. They have a great song. 470 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: It's like what the chili? The chili song or which 471 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 1: not losing your head? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. They they're dancing 472 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: around in front of what's very clearly a green screen. Yeah, 473 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,560 Speaker 1: it's great, and you can kind of see the outlines 474 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:21,400 Speaker 1: of the people that's been talking. But it's like nowadays 475 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: all that would have been CG. And puppets are so great. 476 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: Puppets are awesome. Yes, yeah, I like puppets. Yeah. Then 477 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 1: they make it feel real and wonderful, like you totally 478 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 1: get lost. If that's a CG thing. I'm like, it's CG. 479 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,400 Speaker 1: But if it's like a puppet, I'm like, oh, that's 480 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,600 Speaker 1: like I feel like that's a real creature. Though, Can 481 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: we talk about has anyone seen Mohanna? No? No, I'm 482 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,000 Speaker 1: your f B post batic? What is it? It's so good? 483 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,720 Speaker 1: Everyone won't see it? Should see man will Mariana and 484 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 1: I love him, but he ruined our opening weekend for 485 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:04,800 Speaker 1: bad Sanna, So fuck that guy. Probably let But movie 486 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: Moanna is so good and I loved it so much, 487 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,960 Speaker 1: and I think everyone should see it a thousand times 488 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 1: and buy it on DVD, even though that's a medium 489 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,240 Speaker 1: that doesn't is gonna haveb sleet. I still buy DVDs. 490 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,240 Speaker 1: You still by DVDs. I wonder what the vinyl version 491 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: of DVD is gonna be? You mean, like what? Uh like? 492 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:34,720 Speaker 1: I collect vinyl and then whenever we all just like 493 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,840 Speaker 1: press a button in our head and we like play 494 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: a movie on our eyeball screens. That's so DVDs are 495 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:46,080 Speaker 1: going to be like the vinyl they call it, they 496 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 1: call they call the swamp the land of stench, and 497 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,040 Speaker 1: they keep threatening to send people to the Land of stench. 498 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 1: Maybe I was just being self conscious. But I was like, 499 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,280 Speaker 1: they're talking about your someone's place. But did they act? 500 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 1: I actually had that same I forget did they actually 501 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 1: fall into it or they just went down the still 502 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 1: they stopped them, so yeah, and then there's a bridge 503 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: over at the collapses. But then they also with the 504 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,520 Speaker 1: stones and they make part noises. I mean, it's just 505 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,000 Speaker 1: great's just five minute fart jokes. Is it a fart? 506 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,520 Speaker 1: Don't know? I mean, I think you can tell the 507 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: difference queffart. It's true. Queezers are delicate. I think they're 508 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,560 Speaker 1: called quee fi laural. It's like, no, it's like if 509 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: you see a herd of moose. It's just the plural 510 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 1: is the same. It's just quef. I had so many 511 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 1: que time or no, it was it's like I saw 512 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: a bunch of quef in the woods. I had another thought, 513 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:57,360 Speaker 1: which is that, oh, because there's only um one primary 514 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:03,960 Speaker 1: female character there doesn't really allow the there's no like 515 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 1: relationships that she can have with other female characters. And uh. 516 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: Also concerning is that the she doesn't go through any 517 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,320 Speaker 1: sort of like emotional arc even though she is she 518 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: does see that line you don't control me or whatever 519 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,920 Speaker 1: that line. Yeah, No, I think she. I think she 520 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 1: definitely goes from Bradty Brett Bratt to like, I'm a 521 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 1: woman and you can't control me, and I'm going to 522 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,800 Speaker 1: get that baby back because I love that baby and 523 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,120 Speaker 1: I'm responsible for that baby. And also it's my fault 524 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,480 Speaker 1: that I sent that baby to hell. Yeah, she does 525 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:51,160 Speaker 1: accept expose the responsibility of the How I'm no, i'mot 526 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:57,759 Speaker 1: this thing the iPhone store. I think it's very warm 527 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,080 Speaker 1: in here, and I think I'm just getting over you 528 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:09,040 Speaker 1: did I'm also going through because I'm so old. No, um, 529 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 1: I suppose I guess I just didn't notice her arc 530 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 1: as much as I noticed like a Hoggle, who's all like, 531 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 1: I'm alone some man, and I don't want any friends, 532 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: but okay, I guess it's okay to have one. And 533 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 1: also I'm a coward, but I should be every person 534 00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,080 Speaker 1: I've ever been in a relationship. How you're about to 535 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,120 Speaker 1: talk about this character? Are you getting turned on now? 536 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,480 Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, maybe Hoggles, I was going 537 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,680 Speaker 1: to talk about how I used like puppets, like I 538 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 1: have a not that puppets like get me horny, but 539 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,440 Speaker 1: I do think I like I used to guys, I 540 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,839 Speaker 1: used to use your words carefully. I used to theater 541 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,320 Speaker 1: and so, oh did you oh at the brend or No, 542 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: it was in Brookline. It was in Brookline. The kids wonder, yeah, oh, 543 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,640 Speaker 1: could you can see from the train station. I always 544 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,919 Speaker 1: wanted to go in there. It was fun. I worked 545 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: there for like a year, and but there was a 546 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 1: puppeteer there. He was the artist in residence and he 547 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:15,160 Speaker 1: lived in the attic of the puppet. I was like nineteen, 548 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,040 Speaker 1: and I wanted to him real bad. I had the 549 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,560 Speaker 1: biggest crush on the attic puppeteer and he talked to 550 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,360 Speaker 1: you through the puppet. He he didn't talk to women 551 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:31,640 Speaker 1: really at all. He was afraid of that. Yeah, I 552 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,400 Speaker 1: want to show you the puppets. He I took his class, 553 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,080 Speaker 1: his puppet class, and it was these very It's like 554 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,960 Speaker 1: imagine the scene from Ghost with the pottery, but like 555 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:49,400 Speaker 1: with me. God was one time I was forming the 556 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,839 Speaker 1: head of my puppet and he touched my hand and oh, 557 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,200 Speaker 1: my god, okay, and he was like, what's its name. 558 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: It's just like I don't know, and he was like, 559 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,600 Speaker 1: I think it's going to have a beautiful voice, and 560 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,919 Speaker 1: I'll never oh, my god, I'm the sweating. I think 561 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,359 Speaker 1: then if you were to ever the hottest thing that's 562 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,040 Speaker 1: ever happened to me in my entire life, he was 563 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: also Yeah, he was like twice age if you ever 564 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,600 Speaker 1: hooked up with him. I imagine the four play for 565 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,840 Speaker 1: him to be like have an erect penis, but like 566 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: have a puppet on over it. He was just like 567 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:37,000 Speaker 1: another smaller didn't um, this is what I just imagined, 568 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: and I'm it's forever to haunt met is. He has 569 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,080 Speaker 1: a piercing and here's a string attached to it in 570 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:53,120 Speaker 1: a little marionette. God, and you know how make it dance? Well? 571 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: You know how like a penis can like flex a 572 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,840 Speaker 1: little bit so it could do a little Yeah, I 573 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,480 Speaker 1: could do a little dance. Maybe I'm actually virgin I 574 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 1: have Did you let me explain to you how much 575 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:12,760 Speaker 1: as can play Aristotle comment Aristotle's having a meltdown? How's 576 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:21,759 Speaker 1: your Did you ever have those in synct marionets? No? No, 577 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,719 Speaker 1: I don't know what those are. I had five well off, 578 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,920 Speaker 1: there were five members shows, five marionettes. You had to 579 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 1: get the full set. That's when Bye Bye Bye came out, 580 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,200 Speaker 1: and there was the set of marionettes that came out 581 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,399 Speaker 1: and they were horrifying, But I've played with them a lot. 582 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,759 Speaker 1: Were they like paper like three? Like in general, I 583 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: enjoy puppets. That's rule. All right, Well you guys have 584 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:51,880 Speaker 1: puppet finishes. Were here and I ghosting it, Jim Hanson 585 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:57,319 Speaker 1: over here. Okay, the puppet guy came to a stand 586 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,520 Speaker 1: up show I did many years, Like I thought you 587 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: were just going in the sense that the publica came 588 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:08,800 Speaker 1: when I probably Oh no, no, I wouldn't want to 589 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,439 Speaker 1: wreck a puppet, you know. But like, but he came 590 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,800 Speaker 1: to a show like years later, and I, like, you know, 591 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,120 Speaker 1: zoned in on him. I was in love with him, 592 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,520 Speaker 1: and he like absolutely didn't remember who I was. Oh no, 593 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 1: I know you're like when you walked her like it 594 00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,400 Speaker 1: did have a beautifulness. What did you think of that voice? 595 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,840 Speaker 1: I want you to fund this guy so badly. No, 596 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 1: I know, I bet he still lives in that attic, 597 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:43,239 Speaker 1: still in that Yeah, I'll find him. Let me see 598 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,279 Speaker 1: if there was any other if there were any other 599 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:50,480 Speaker 1: things I wanted to say. The the we have the 600 00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,879 Speaker 1: it passes the back to test again, the movie does 601 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,160 Speaker 1: whenever she encounters that like little old hag puppet, which 602 00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:06,640 Speaker 1: is the only other like obviously female puppet um because 603 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,359 Speaker 1: they talk about uh, she's like, oh, don't you want 604 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,600 Speaker 1: to go and play with your toys? And it's a 605 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:17,160 Speaker 1: weird conversation but it technically passes. Although like she's very 606 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,880 Speaker 1: she's like tricksy and deceptive, so it's I don't like 607 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,680 Speaker 1: to see women treating other women that way. Oh my god, 608 00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,960 Speaker 1: girl and girl cry you know, I'm okay, wait, how 609 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 1: do we feel about how high in the air David 610 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,399 Speaker 1: Bowie threw the baby really inside, like you could tell 611 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,520 Speaker 1: it was a dummy. But it was like, how does 612 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,920 Speaker 1: that add to the story, how high he threw that baby. 613 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,759 Speaker 1: It's a good use of physical comedy, It's true, and 614 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:47,440 Speaker 1: David Bowie was very funny, master physical, master physic. He 615 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,000 Speaker 1: wore a dress one time. Men in dresses is always 616 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,880 Speaker 1: it's a joke because he's not supposed to wear it. 617 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,480 Speaker 1: According to I get it, Like I'm just like, I 618 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,640 Speaker 1: don't know if you guys get it, but I just 619 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 1: d same birthdays. Really whoa we are? One? Let me 620 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:11,400 Speaker 1: guess January and close at all? Same good months January. 621 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:19,759 Speaker 1: He speaking of m guessing things and questions you have 622 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:26,360 Speaker 1: a game game. Okay, the game is called uh, drumroll please, 623 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:37,840 Speaker 1: I can't the laby a rent. I just would like 624 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,200 Speaker 1: to say Calen has been tweaking this game, tweaking this 625 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:49,320 Speaker 1: labyrinth for upboards of three, rubbing it gently, wait with 626 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,719 Speaker 1: a small one of the big one. The laby a majora, 627 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:59,200 Speaker 1: the labor labor labynt. There's a labya manora and a 628 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,279 Speaker 1: majority even in even in the Goblin King, there was 629 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:09,400 Speaker 1: an outer The labyrinth is did you not? Did you 630 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:16,800 Speaker 1: see a womanhood? So I had to many wrong turn 631 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:23,200 Speaker 1: everyone's boulder, just walls falling at Oh and all those hands, 632 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,759 Speaker 1: oh the gropy, Oh those the other you want to 633 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,680 Speaker 1: talk about, like helping hands, which actually the ones that 634 00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,320 Speaker 1: got the ones that got chopped. You know when someone's 635 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,920 Speaker 1: fingers you when you just chop them. Yeah, Well, the 636 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 1: hydrochloric acid in the vagina usually won't just sect, and 637 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,600 Speaker 1: then there's just bones. Yeah all right. Well, there's two 638 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,719 Speaker 1: directions that I was going to maybe have this game go. 639 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,520 Speaker 1: One was that we just tell stories about men who 640 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,399 Speaker 1: don't understand how to pleasure a woman, because it's such 641 00:42:54,440 --> 00:43:00,560 Speaker 1: a complicated labyrinth of folds and bits, down there or 642 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:03,200 Speaker 1: the second one, which I actually it's a fold in 643 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:14,440 Speaker 1: a bit more than is or maybe that's what mine is. Uh. 644 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 1: Email is the basic version at the bectel cast dot 645 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,200 Speaker 1: com if you've ever had sex with me, and let 646 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,719 Speaker 1: me know if whether or not you can confirm that 647 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,759 Speaker 1: my vagina is a fold in a bit. Anyway, the 648 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,640 Speaker 1: game I've been told of a very nice one. Well 649 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:40,120 Speaker 1: you are the so I got I got an oh boy? Yeah, 650 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:46,400 Speaker 1: reviews are One time a guy told me that my 651 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:51,200 Speaker 1: vagina speaks to him and then did you do a 652 00:43:51,280 --> 00:44:01,320 Speaker 1: really good like? I'm the first version of what's the 653 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,320 Speaker 1: second version of the first? Second one is just a 654 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:11,640 Speaker 1: trivia questions about woman's women's anatomy, so we already learned. Okay, 655 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,640 Speaker 1: cool because I didn't have anything prepared for the other one. 656 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,000 Speaker 1: But we all know that that men um are lazy 657 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 1: and don't understand vaginas and it will always be a 658 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,040 Speaker 1: mystery to them totally. You know, they get everything else 659 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,160 Speaker 1: in the world, they just don't get this. Okay, yea true, 660 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,560 Speaker 1: it's blind spot. Yeah, we'll also I will say that 661 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:35,439 Speaker 1: all women are insanely different and complicated, and what works 662 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,160 Speaker 1: for one is not gonna work for the other. That's true. 663 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,319 Speaker 1: Some of we got talking vaginas, we got yeah, yeah, 664 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:49,480 Speaker 1: that could really go either way. That yeah, maybe interpreted 665 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:59,800 Speaker 1: it anyway. So I have five questions for Jenny to answer, 666 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,520 Speaker 1: and if you win, you each When you get right, 667 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,200 Speaker 1: you get to you go further into the LaBier wins, 668 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:15,520 Speaker 1: and you're trying to reach the clip castle. You reach 669 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:22,840 Speaker 1: the castle and you have, uh an orgasm. I don't know. 670 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,200 Speaker 1: I don't know what the prize is, all right, Number one, 671 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,480 Speaker 1: although and you mentioned something to this effectually, I think 672 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,960 Speaker 1: you might get this answer right. Where does the average 673 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:41,279 Speaker 1: vagina fall on the pH scale? I have got multiple choice? Sorry, 674 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,799 Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that, so too, four point five, 675 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,920 Speaker 1: seven or ten point five? What's the what's the right? 676 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,439 Speaker 1: What's so? Water is seven? So neutral is seven? Like one? 677 00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:02,520 Speaker 1: Uh No, it's basic. The higher the number, the more basic. Okay, Sorry, 678 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,520 Speaker 1: uh it's a four point five correct. I thought it 679 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,759 Speaker 1: was the higher the basic, The higher the number, the 680 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,520 Speaker 1: more basic. You can. Yeah, the vagina is acidic, so 681 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:20,239 Speaker 1: it's full of acid, caustic acid that will burn your 682 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,880 Speaker 1: penis off. I just want to point out that my 683 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:30,760 Speaker 1: vagina is a ten on the Richter scale. Look out, guys, 684 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:39,320 Speaker 1: earthquake danger that makes the earth move shift those plates. 685 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:46,120 Speaker 1: Number two the condition and I'm going to mess up 686 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:51,840 Speaker 1: the pronunciation of this. Uh uterus uh dittle fists the delphis. 687 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,759 Speaker 1: I don't know. You get the idea is characterized by 688 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:01,440 Speaker 1: a woman having a a upside down uterus, two uteruses 689 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:08,160 Speaker 1: three and uh see not three? Uh see an abnormally 690 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,960 Speaker 1: large uterus or d a uterus that produces an excess 691 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:18,920 Speaker 1: of menstrual blood to uterus. Correct, my friend has that? Really? Yeah? 692 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess also since I have a 693 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,280 Speaker 1: tilted one. Really, I have a tilted one. Thanks for sharing. 694 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,320 Speaker 1: You're welcome, guys, just saying you go down a different 695 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:36,279 Speaker 1: path with this here. That's what I like to say 696 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:42,680 Speaker 1: about You're ready to get educated. It's like studying for 697 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:48,399 Speaker 1: your s A T. S. That's great, sexy, Yeah, that's great. 698 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:52,400 Speaker 1: Number three Okay, how far am I in the labyrinth? 699 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,759 Speaker 1: By the way, you well you've gotten. I mean, we 700 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,319 Speaker 1: had to help you out a little bit with number one, 701 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,880 Speaker 1: but I knew what it was. Science. Yeah, there's a 702 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,880 Speaker 1: math question later on there. But you're your two fifths 703 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,200 Speaker 1: of the way into the labor rint Congratulations number three, 704 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:15,000 Speaker 1: which company produced a film that was the first film 705 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:21,680 Speaker 1: to use the word vagina, Disney, Paramount MGM, or Warner Brothers. 706 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Warner Brothers. They seem more edgy. You 707 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,759 Speaker 1: are not correct. It was Disney, believe it or not, 708 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:37,880 Speaker 1: in a nine short educational film called the Story of Menstruation. 709 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,919 Speaker 1: I've seen that really. Yeah, first of all, that that's 710 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:48,359 Speaker 1: a not a film film. Okay, I'm thinking feature films here. Yes, 711 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,480 Speaker 1: that was a misleading question. It's yeah, there's a Did 712 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,240 Speaker 1: you guys know the original name for Bambi was Vagina. 713 00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,399 Speaker 1: That's a fun fact. I thought Bambi was a little girl. 714 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,520 Speaker 1: Dearly went through puberty and got horns, and he was like, oh, 715 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm a man. If I thought Bamby was a boy too, 716 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,520 Speaker 1: I was always gonna now Bamby is just a stripper. 717 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 1: I was about to say, if I if I became 718 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,320 Speaker 1: a stripper, which was my dream for about three or 719 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,680 Speaker 1: four years, I was gonna become Bamby. But yeah, there's 720 00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,480 Speaker 1: still time. Just kidding. Yeah, I think it passed my prime. 721 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,279 Speaker 1: Now you can do it. I would have called myself 722 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,480 Speaker 1: if I have to name myself after Disney character. I 723 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,720 Speaker 1: think I would. My stripord name would be Um Dopey, 724 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:39,520 Speaker 1: one of the Welcome to This Day alright. Number four 725 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,480 Speaker 1: on average, how many eggs will be ovulated from a 726 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:52,080 Speaker 1: woman's ovaries before she goes through menopause. Okay, okay, you're right, 727 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,480 Speaker 1: you're right. I didn't even know the other answers. I 728 00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:00,239 Speaker 1: know all the answers for the Disney ones, and I'm 729 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:05,520 Speaker 1: just gonna give Molanna. Is that the movie? Uh yeah, 730 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:11,080 Speaker 1: She's like, oh, come here, Mauie, touch my vagina. None 731 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,160 Speaker 1: of us have seen a character. Maui is a character. 732 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,839 Speaker 1: He's like the demi god. No, he's a character. He's 733 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,239 Speaker 1: a he's a demigod. Guys, it's such a great movie. 734 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:25,320 Speaker 1: Go watch um anyway, the and then number five, So 735 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,920 Speaker 1: you're four fifths away through comment because I'm gonna give 736 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,040 Speaker 1: you the Disney one because I feel very generous. Yeah, 737 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,919 Speaker 1: so add the number of vaginas that one kangaroo has 738 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,960 Speaker 1: and the number of vaginas that one koala bear has. 739 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:44,440 Speaker 1: How many vaginas do you have? One of the ants 740 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,440 Speaker 1: for their multiple choke. I forgot that. I was like, 741 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:54,560 Speaker 1: just do the mass. Your choices are two, three four 742 00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:03,359 Speaker 1: or five four? So close it's five five? I guess what, guys, 743 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,040 Speaker 1: kangaroos have three vaginas and koala bears have two vaginas. 744 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:13,880 Speaker 1: Where do they get the extras? They well, karngas? What 745 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:21,080 Speaker 1: I combine the two animals into one word, it's just 746 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:26,759 Speaker 1: five vaginas. Wait, okay, I never understood how like is 747 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,000 Speaker 1: the baby born into the pouch? So the pouch? No, 748 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:36,200 Speaker 1: here's what happens it's born from? So but it has 749 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:42,239 Speaker 1: to uh like sex vaginas that the kangaroos, the men 750 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:48,440 Speaker 1: the man the men kangaroos put their penis in, and 751 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,319 Speaker 1: male kangaroos have I think just one. But I didn't 752 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:58,200 Speaker 1: research that because who cares about men? About them? Apparently? 753 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,719 Speaker 1: What's your level? Air battle? Oh? Yeah, because I think 754 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,000 Speaker 1: that it's catching because now I have too Well we're 755 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,520 Speaker 1: done pretty soon, um there are I like, how so 756 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:15,880 Speaker 1: far off we've gotten fre but u and I'm not 757 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,040 Speaker 1: going to get any of this information right because I 758 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,400 Speaker 1: didn't google this enough. But kangaroos have to like sex 759 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,680 Speaker 1: vaginas and then a separate one that they actually give 760 00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,520 Speaker 1: birth out of, and then they give up birth like 761 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,839 Speaker 1: it's a tiny little like one inch long kangaroo baby 762 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,520 Speaker 1: and it crawls up from the vagina into the pouch 763 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,759 Speaker 1: and then it like germinates there. It crawls up like 764 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:44,479 Speaker 1: I did, and they're like pocket They're like so small 765 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:48,600 Speaker 1: and they're like hairless and freakish looking. It's dissisting or 766 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,840 Speaker 1: it's the miracle of life. So the vagina is clearly 767 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,520 Speaker 1: near the tail and then it just yeah, it has 768 00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:01,200 Speaker 1: to crawl up like latches. Are you looking at pictures? 769 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:09,640 Speaker 1: And then Koala bears have that. It's like a maggot. Yeah, yeah, 770 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:15,400 Speaker 1: so it so it's horrifying maggot. Why are they like that? 771 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god? It's because I don't know if they're 772 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,520 Speaker 1: like born prematurely and then they have to like can 773 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:28,840 Speaker 1: I develop into the bears are bugs and I didn't 774 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,439 Speaker 1: know how do they know? How do they know where 775 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:36,000 Speaker 1: the pouches instinct? I guess that looks like something tomorrow 776 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:41,080 Speaker 1: and Pombo would eat. Yeah, the and then a Koala 777 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,600 Speaker 1: bears have two vaginas and two verses and all of 778 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:50,360 Speaker 1: them have chlamydia. So fun fact about coal bears like 779 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,040 Speaker 1: a mesh bag. It's a live guy. But that's a 780 00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:58,680 Speaker 1: weird photo so unfortunately you do not have an orgasmic 781 00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,600 Speaker 1: clitteris castle. You did not answer all the questions correctly, 782 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:07,239 Speaker 1: but guess well, so there was with men. That's the 783 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,160 Speaker 1: good Vie Cold always still fake it and fake it 784 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:14,080 Speaker 1: um I have you guys? Ever, I've never faked one. Really, yeah, 785 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,840 Speaker 1: I've I've faked some more convincingly than others. Some some 786 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,560 Speaker 1: I've been given a stern look at the end, like 787 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:27,399 Speaker 1: we both we both know what that was, just being like, yeah, 788 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,840 Speaker 1: I think maybe I packed one, like once or twice. 789 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,560 Speaker 1: But now whenever guy's like, oh, did you did you come, 790 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,719 Speaker 1: I'm just like, did you do anything to make me come? No? 791 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,920 Speaker 1: Someone asked me that question, do you punch him? The 792 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,000 Speaker 1: last time someone asked me that question, I was like, 793 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:53,439 Speaker 1: don't ask me. That gave him his answer. Uh. So Also, 794 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,720 Speaker 1: I'm really selling myself. I don't fake orgasms. Pretty Vagina 795 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,600 Speaker 1: and me and David Boyd the same birthday, so it's like, yeah, 796 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,000 Speaker 1: you're doing a hard sell. Come on, guys, we have 797 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:08,799 Speaker 1: so many horny mail listen. Uh is there anything else 798 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:14,480 Speaker 1: we wanna mention or chat about before the movie? I mean, look, 799 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,240 Speaker 1: this is I think this movie we can look past 800 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,080 Speaker 1: the Bechdel test and just see that this is a 801 00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:25,480 Speaker 1: fun romp you can all get behind. And it's written 802 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:29,719 Speaker 1: by an amazing writer as an amazing director, and it's 803 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:36,920 Speaker 1: a it's, it's the it's it's really encapsulated our childhoodshoods. 804 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:43,560 Speaker 1: Are you also a robot? This? I like the childhood. 805 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,239 Speaker 1: I like that. The moral of the story is that 806 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,120 Speaker 1: you got to become an adult sometime, but you can 807 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:57,359 Speaker 1: still tackle your goblin friends something and have a roll 808 00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,680 Speaker 1: full of stuff down when friends. Did Dave the boy 809 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,719 Speaker 1: ever come back at the end though? Did he die? 810 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,880 Speaker 1: Like he die? He just like he's like, I've got 811 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,680 Speaker 1: to go hit on another teenage I've got another one 812 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:17,800 Speaker 1: thirteen year old wanting to not have to babysit. I 813 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:22,080 Speaker 1: really like that scene at the beginning was chilling to 814 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,920 Speaker 1: me when she was just picked it up and held 815 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,480 Speaker 1: it and was like, you cursed goblin baby. It's like 816 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,800 Speaker 1: he's so cute and he's wearing the words walt of 817 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,920 Speaker 1: outfit and he's a little blond baby. Yeah, and he 818 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,479 Speaker 1: was thrown too high And that's all all my thoughts 819 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,759 Speaker 1: on the movie. Give the step on, Give the step 820 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:45,080 Speaker 1: on the sequel, Yeah, for real. Uh well, we rate 821 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,520 Speaker 1: the movie on a scale of zero to five nipples, 822 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,480 Speaker 1: and so when we read it in the context of 823 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,359 Speaker 1: like how well did it portray the female characters. Um, 824 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,960 Speaker 1: so I'll go first. I usually rate it too highly 825 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,480 Speaker 1: and then I feel dumb. But that's why you go first. 826 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,399 Speaker 1: That's why I go first, and then everyone else. Let's 827 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,560 Speaker 1: me know how dumb I am. I'm gonna give it 828 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,800 Speaker 1: uh m hmm. I'm gonna give it a one point 829 00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:17,480 Speaker 1: five because like pissing you off. And yeah, there's the peach, 830 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,400 Speaker 1: then other ones. Yeah, I've learned my lesson not to 831 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:26,120 Speaker 1: be so generous. Um, don't eat that peaching. There's that gross, 832 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:30,480 Speaker 1: like pseudo like attraction between the two of them and 833 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,000 Speaker 1: the peach. Another pussy reference could be because of the 834 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,120 Speaker 1: advice that they give you when you're a young man. 835 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,440 Speaker 1: They're like, does he act like you're eating a peach. 836 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what sex said class you took, but 837 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:52,680 Speaker 1: I learned about the epididymus. Hey, kids, just act like 838 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:58,240 Speaker 1: you're eating a peach and put your and you want 839 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,320 Speaker 1: to peach, just rub the head of your dick on 840 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,440 Speaker 1: the stag. Oh, where is the daycare in my school 841 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,560 Speaker 1: is probably why, oh, there are a lot of peaches 842 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:14,360 Speaker 1: getting fun. Alright, I have to go kill me. Yeah, 843 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:18,120 Speaker 1: I give it like one point five. One of them is, uh, 844 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:23,880 Speaker 1: what's his name? Hoggle Hoggle's nipple, which is disgusting, and 845 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:28,400 Speaker 1: then one of the half nipple is I don't know, 846 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,000 Speaker 1: I'm bad at this. I didn't take enough improv classes, 847 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,000 Speaker 1: so it's just a regular nipple. You're saying you didn't 848 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,200 Speaker 1: take enough improv classes is like like a compliment to 849 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:46,560 Speaker 1: your true Uh what's your rating, Jamie? Two sultry fifteen 850 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:53,560 Speaker 1: year old hard nipples for David Bowie. They're pointed at him, 851 00:58:54,440 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 1: but they can't touch. Yeah, good, that's my rating. I'm 852 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,800 Speaker 1: going to give this a three because, first of all, 853 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,160 Speaker 1: you guys are putting your adult eyes on this movie. Okay, 854 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,479 Speaker 1: when you were fifteen you saw this movie, Like, okay, 855 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,200 Speaker 1: you're obsession with n sinc How old were you? I 856 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,840 Speaker 1: was probably twelve, And how old were they they were? 857 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,920 Speaker 1: Who knows, but you know what she wanted to do 858 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:27,760 Speaker 1: to them? I wanted to exactly exactly, So you're putting 859 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,840 Speaker 1: your adult eyes on this movie, Aaron. People who are 860 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,840 Speaker 1: going to see this movie are probably going to be 861 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,960 Speaker 1: teenagers because the hot topic, I'm sure it is running 862 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,360 Speaker 1: out of ship to sell. So they're like, let's bring 863 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,040 Speaker 1: back the Labyrinth right now. Actually they're doing pretty well 864 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:47,200 Speaker 1: with their uh the Nightmare for Christmas ship. But my 865 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:52,640 Speaker 1: first kiss was with a boy in a Jack Skellington sweatshirts. Oh, 866 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,200 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, awesome. I think my my first 867 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:59,720 Speaker 1: kiss was um was this kid Nate and I was 868 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,000 Speaker 1: I was wearing my I worked at a Hallow Halloween express. 869 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:08,480 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and then my big orange Halloween I already 870 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:14,240 Speaker 1: grabbed my boob like like like a little like it 871 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,360 Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, is this what 872 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,360 Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like? And then I was like, 873 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,680 Speaker 1: you need to call Like I was, I had a 874 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,640 Speaker 1: panic attacks, like you need to leave. Mom was on 875 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,600 Speaker 1: a beach and I didn't know what a boner was 876 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,760 Speaker 1: until it was against me and I was like and 877 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,440 Speaker 1: then we were standing on a rock and I almost 878 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,320 Speaker 1: fell off the rock. I like, I am a virgin. 879 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:39,120 Speaker 1: So so I finished three Okay, So I feel like 880 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,280 Speaker 1: she is not on a mission to fuck first of all, 881 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,120 Speaker 1: to get her take her bro and at the end 882 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,840 Speaker 1: she is like, you don't have control over me like 883 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,200 Speaker 1: I'm an independent woman. I'm strong and fearless. I'm gonna 884 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,640 Speaker 1: get this baby back. Um, you can't seduce me with 885 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,320 Speaker 1: your peach spells. Okay. And it's a peach spell okay. 886 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,120 Speaker 1: And she makes all these great friends and at the 887 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,200 Speaker 1: end she gets her brother back. And it's not about 888 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,520 Speaker 1: uh fucking, it's about becoming a woman. Okay. Fair, that's 889 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,840 Speaker 1: a fair assessment. I'm on board ticket, I'm barred with that. 890 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,000 Speaker 1: And that little baby grew up to be a steampunk Yeah, 891 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,560 Speaker 1: good for him. All's well, that ends well. I bet 892 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 1: when he sleeps he still sees David Bowie, don't girls 893 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:29,800 Speaker 1: just staring down in his peach dreams? Millions of peaches 894 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:36,120 Speaker 1: peaches for me? Is that the caned peaches? One? I 895 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:43,120 Speaker 1: don't know can peaches? Yeah? Yes, I love vasiline. Something 896 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:47,200 Speaker 1: about putting vasiline. She know what you're talking? Oh wait, 897 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:53,960 Speaker 1: it's oh it goes right, he does that whol thing. 898 01:01:55,160 --> 01:02:02,000 Speaker 1: No you're thinking of London. Oh that old sex to 899 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:11,439 Speaker 1: love it anyway. She don't use jelly racially jelly. She's 900 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:17,360 Speaker 1: Vasseline's vassiline. It's not the peach song at all. I 901 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:23,480 Speaker 1: think it's London. Well this is a great Yeah, I've 902 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,400 Speaker 1: had a great time. Thank you so much, Jenny for coming. 903 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,280 Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to plug? Where can people 904 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:33,800 Speaker 1: find you? 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We've got followers, Yeah, 915 01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,000 Speaker 1: we do have. We Sometimes I look at it and 916 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,800 Speaker 1: I'm like what, I'm like, wow, people like us. You 917 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,600 Speaker 1: can like us on Facebook also, um, we're just I 918 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,880 Speaker 1: think some people did that cast. Yeah, some people did 919 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,760 Speaker 1: that too. I can email us. I've been here. I 920 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:36,360 Speaker 1: cannot believe it's hey, straight from the source, it was 921 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:41,200 Speaker 1: happening here. I'm not a believer. You can also email 922 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,480 Speaker 1: us at the becktel Cast at gmail dot com your 923 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,560 Speaker 1: past sexual partner and you want to Yeah, let me 924 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,960 Speaker 1: let me know what my vagina was. Like, I'm very 925 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,400 Speaker 1: curious if I've got never there's any men out there 926 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,520 Speaker 1: the one and give me in a second, I would 927 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,160 Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, so emails about that and nothing else. 928 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,800 Speaker 1: And um, my past levers just want to call me 929 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:13,080 Speaker 1: to say hi, check in checking checking in? Is that? Oh? 930 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,000 Speaker 1: We should end it in two different ways too. Oh, 931 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,760 Speaker 1: like I say something, you say something entirely different. I 932 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,000 Speaker 1: was just want to do and I just want to 933 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,960 Speaker 1: do one more confident thing. Oh sure, Um, you go first, 934 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,400 Speaker 1: because I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, Wow, 935 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,240 Speaker 1: what a fun podcast we had today with our guests. 936 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,439 Speaker 1: Jenny's a green al My name is Jamie. I feel 937 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,920 Speaker 1: I've felt great this whole time, and I feel like 938 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:40,480 Speaker 1: my future is bright and I am having a good 939 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:43,880 Speaker 1: day and I like my outfit. Thanks for listening. That 940 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,240 Speaker 1: was wonderful. Okay, I M I'm gonna just f that 941 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:51,000 Speaker 1: back to myself later. H Jamie. I cherish you and 942 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,640 Speaker 1: I like that you are my co host and I 943 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,040 Speaker 1: have a great time doing this with you and Jenny. 944 01:04:56,040 --> 01:05:00,160 Speaker 1: I cherish you to cherish. Thank you so much. Uh 945 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,720 Speaker 1: and and just like being my friend and stuff. You're 946 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:07,520 Speaker 1: so we're all really great war I know. Oh yeah, guys, 947 01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:14,000 Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Christmas, and Hanka is going to be on 948 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:21,960 Speaker 1: Christmas this year, and happy Hanakah and happy happy times 949 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,480 Speaker 1: all around for all of us. Really ending this fun 950 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:29,480 Speaker 1: episode on a solemn note. Everyone just go fun boy, 951 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:35,360 Speaker 1: get that ga, get fun by Peach, all right bye 952 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:35,880 Speaker 1: by