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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast,

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. It is the

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look at this, everyone's here.

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Speaker 1: There's Scary and Froggy and Danielle Senor Nate is here,

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Speaker 1: and there's Gandhi, and there's Garrett, and there's Scotty b

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Speaker 1: and of course there's Brody sitting in front of Norwegian Bliss.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, we don't have any time. We do

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Speaker 1: have to end this one a little early. We have

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Speaker 1: stuff that needs to be done. We'll leave it at that.

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Speaker 1: At least as long as you tell them ahead of time,

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Speaker 1: then it's okay. I think, okay, do you have to

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Speaker 1: say it? All right, so we only have like nine minutes?

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Speaker 1: What do you want to do in nine minutes? And

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Speaker 1: the idea I think we continue the homophonic spelling. Be

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Speaker 1: by the way, we we know that's a joke, right,

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Speaker 1: Like we're not really taking this seriously, Like when we do,

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Speaker 1: the answer is me. We know that some people texting

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Speaker 1: in did not know that people were taking it very seriously.

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Speaker 1: You guys suck. I can't believe like we center our

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Speaker 1: lives around trying to entertain people and when we do

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Speaker 1: something like that and people that's not fair. It's not fair,

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Speaker 1: you're cheating. Well, they didn't need they're not smart. Some

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Speaker 1: people aren't smart. They're not smart, like they're not. It's

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Speaker 1: not for everybody, is that a thing like that's of course,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people don't understand sarcasm. Sarcasm, They don't

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Speaker 1: understand irony, facetiousness. Yeah, they don't understand. The whole generation

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Speaker 1: is lost on sarcasm. What Elvis was just saying that

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Speaker 1: I was reading about it. But really a lot of

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Speaker 1: people they take things to heart, they take things very seriously.

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Speaker 1: I think it was because money was on the line.

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Speaker 1: If we didn't put any type of like value on it,

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Speaker 1: I think it wouldn't have been as a big meal.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a lot of people just want to

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Speaker 1: be right, and then when they're not, it makes them mad.

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Speaker 1: They don't understand that it's just the game. Do you

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Speaker 1: think they were like spelling along like damnit? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: People who listen to the show need to not take

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Speaker 1: everything and we do seriously. Like when Elvis picks on scary,

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Speaker 1: they're like, I don't think it's fair and you pick

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Speaker 1: on scary it's so numb rolling. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: he still works there. It's a joke. We're all, we're family.

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Speaker 1: He gets paid handsomely to be screwed over. Today we

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Speaker 1: were joking about who's gonna pay for the game, and

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Speaker 1: someone texted in, you know that's me and you're making

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Speaker 1: your coworkers. I know it sounds like you enjoy your jobs,

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Speaker 1: but it's a terrible advice. Smell, a terrible environment and toxic.

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Speaker 1: This is the most toxic of work spaces we've ever

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Speaker 1: worked in. That same idiot is the one that texts

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Speaker 1: in when we go on vacation. It says, you guys

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Speaker 1: have so much money, you go on your lavish vacations.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do that. It's like they just bitch

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Speaker 1: to bitch. They need something to pick about. You're on

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Speaker 1: vacation again. I would I got to go on vacation,

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Speaker 1: but didn't go get a job to give you more case.

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Speaker 1: It's my fault a job. Yes, vacations, we're okay. We're

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Speaker 1: allowed to take vacations. We're allowed to do whatever we

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Speaker 1: want to do. You don't have to listen to this ship.

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Speaker 1: We're allowed to have a nine minute podcast Morning show

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Speaker 1: the call of baseball players and now at them fall

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Speaker 1: only playing a hundred sixty two days a year. How

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Speaker 1: would you like it if someone who's just up your

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Speaker 1: ass constantly over stupid ship that does some method. Look

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Speaker 1: at Tom Brady, he works sixty seventeen days a year.

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Speaker 1: What must be nice? It is nice. That's why it's

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Elvis. You know what? I love the fact

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Speaker 1: when you tell people not to listen and then they

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Speaker 1: get upset when you're how dare you tell me not

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Speaker 1: to listen? So I can't complain about that? It's really funny.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you this, And this is kind of

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Speaker 1: a behind the scenes thing, but everyone here knows. The

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Speaker 1: people who texting the meanest things have been texting mean

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Speaker 1: things for years. They listened to us every single day.

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Speaker 1: They hate us every day, and we have all we see.

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Speaker 1: Everything you said is it's the strangest thing I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: And then they go online and bitch about us. They

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Speaker 1: have message boards complain about Howard Stern's movie private parts.

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Speaker 1: When they're going over Howard's ratings, and the guy says

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Speaker 1: to his boss, he says, people who love Howard listen

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Speaker 1: for two hours a dayo, what about the people who

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Speaker 1: hate Howard he goes they listen for four exactly. It's true.

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Speaker 1: It is true anyway. Those who are loyal to us,

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Speaker 1: we are loyal to you. And there aren't way more loyal,

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Speaker 1: nice people, annoying ones who slide in that one person

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Speaker 1: at the time and just live in our brains for

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Speaker 1: some reason. But the overwhelming majority is great, and our

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Speaker 1: text all the time. Why do we allow the negative

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Speaker 1: people to live rent free in our heads? We talked

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Speaker 1: about this. It's supposedly it's a survival instinct because when

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Speaker 1: you make a mistake and you get a bad feeling

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Speaker 1: about it, then you don't make that mistake again. So

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Speaker 1: even though it's not necessarily burning your hand with fire,

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Speaker 1: it's something similar to, oh I said something I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have said. Maybe I shouldn't say that again, which clearly

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Speaker 1: stops none of us. But that's why trying to do

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Speaker 1: and you also say that you sometimes it takes one

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Speaker 1: negative comment and it takes like nine or ten to

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Speaker 1: have the same effect that that one negative has. YEA. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's just I think the other thing at play here

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Speaker 1: is just it's disappointing to know that we're sharing oxygen

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Speaker 1: with some of these people. Yes, they're just not nice. Look,

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Speaker 1: you know what, you're watching this or listening to this

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Speaker 1: podcast right now. You're out there every day you people

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Speaker 1: are beating you down, and you gotta be back. You

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Speaker 1: gotta fight back if you want to, if you want

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Speaker 1: to survive and enjoy your life. And I learned that

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Speaker 1: from you, Elvis, because I've been doing this for twenty

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Speaker 1: five years and it would bother me. You know, these

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Speaker 1: people that they're like, oh, I can't believe this person

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Speaker 1: thought this about this game. We really need to change

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. And you are confident enough to know

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Speaker 1: that what you're doing matters and means something to you.

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Speaker 1: And you're right point nine percent of the time and

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Speaker 1: you're doing what you believe in and you're like, fun

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Speaker 1: those people, you know what, we don't need them to

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Speaker 1: waste our fucking time. We don't. We don't that company before.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I learned. Elvis taught me

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Speaker 1: that here's Nate right here. Wait, you gotta turn around.

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Speaker 1: There you go, He's not playing playing what should be?

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Speaker 1: That was? That was a moment where you didn't have

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Speaker 1: self confidence. I was just piste off, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we get all these tex you know, we were trying

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Speaker 1: to do a game to entertain people. You know, that's

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Speaker 1: all we were trying to do. And I guarantee people

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Speaker 1: were sitting in their car laughing their asses off. Of

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Speaker 1: course they was, but there was five people that were like, wait,

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Speaker 1: this isn't fair. But it really wasn't that funny, to

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Speaker 1: be honest. This here's a text. My name is Vinny.

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to the radio show. My coworker Austin thinks

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Speaker 1: your show is dumb. Can you tell them what's up? Hey, Austin,

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Speaker 1: what's up right here? I think it's important to be unpredictable.

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Speaker 1: Like Danielle is always taking the high roads. She really

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Speaker 1: is never mean to listeners. They don't ever come at her.

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Speaker 1: That's unless they cheat on their significant But there are

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Speaker 1: times like I will try to take the high road.

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Speaker 1: And then every now and then I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I think I need to be really rude to somebody today.

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Speaker 1: Today's the day that you rubbed me the wrong way

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Speaker 1: and then you say something back to them, and they

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Speaker 1: call you a bully. That's my favorite. I'm like, wait

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Speaker 1: that your page said rapper fall and you have thirty

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Speaker 1: two followers. You are not rapping for anyone. How does

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Speaker 1: that make me a bully? You're the bully you started it.

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Speaker 1: I just I had that problem. Two days ago. Somebody

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Speaker 1: sent me a picture. Uh they said, oh, look, your

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Speaker 1: doppelganger lives in my town or something, and it was

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Speaker 1: a picture of a very unattractive person. So I wope back,

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Speaker 1: and I wope back. I d M them back and

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, I really appreciate you thinking of me.

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Speaker 1: That's very nice that I'm top of mine and that

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Speaker 1: person looks nothing like me. But again, thanks for thinking

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Speaker 1: of me. I tried to be polite about it. She

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Speaker 1: then finds a picture of me with a celebrity on

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Speaker 1: the internet and post the picture in the DM goes, look,

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Speaker 1: you do look like that person, and I said, seriously,

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Speaker 1: how would you feel? So I sent this picture. Can

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Speaker 1: you see that Diana? If you see that picture? No,

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Speaker 1: So I sent that picture. I'll put it back up again.

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Speaker 1: I sent the picture of a really ugly woman that

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Speaker 1: I thought, you know, it was like two percent looked

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Speaker 1: like her. And I said, how would you feel if

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Speaker 1: I said that you look like this? I said, she

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Speaker 1: looks enough like you. I said, is that a compliment?

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Speaker 1: Or would you feel awful? Like? So she's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what I see? You don't take you don't

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Speaker 1: take compliments? Well haven't I? No, no, I really don't

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Speaker 1: have Let me decide if if this is your doubel Gang.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, what's you have an agenda? Like, she's

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Speaker 1: looking for pictures of me online? How do you think

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Speaker 1: I feel? Somebody do this painting? And said this was

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Speaker 1: just like just that is my point is if you're

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Speaker 1: going to find a picture that says something you look

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Speaker 1: like them, making an attractive person, you know, like someone

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Speaker 1: better looking than maybe be fine. Maybe she thought this

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Speaker 1: the only thing he wants to take. NFL linebacker Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Wrap it Up, Wrap it Up. Sorry for the short

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Speaker 1: version of the fifteen minute morning show podcast Just the

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Speaker 1: Way It Works Today, have a beautiful day. Bye bye bye,

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Speaker 1: bye bye bye. The fifteen minute morning show,