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Speaker 1: The Nicky Guysers. Hello here I am It's Nicky Guyser podcast. Welcome.

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Speaker 1: It is Monday and I'm still fixing my makeup. Um.

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Speaker 1: I am in Los Angeles, California. And uh Andrew is

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Speaker 1: in St. Louis, Noah is in Arizona. What's up you guys.

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Speaker 1: We got the country covered. Uh, there's a special episode.

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Speaker 1: We're starting out with Andrew and I together on this

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Speaker 1: one because um it's a special sponsored episode by HBO

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Speaker 1: Max's new series The S The Sex Secret sex Lives

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Speaker 1: of college Girls, The sex Lives of college girls, The

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Speaker 1: sex Lives of college girls. Yeah, well they should keep

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Speaker 1: it a secret. These girls are up to no good.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, the sex lives of college girls. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: gotta say I just I wasn't even gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: at the top of the show because we don't like

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Speaker 1: you just heard me do an ad for it. And

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Speaker 1: now we're doing an episode all about college stories and

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Speaker 1: uh it's a special fan tax episode where we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna listen to your college stories. But um, I do

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Speaker 1: really like this show and it's really like quirky and

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Speaker 1: fun and has like it's just it's quick moving, good

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Speaker 1: acting and I'm kind of inspired by it sexually. Andrew,

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Speaker 1: did you watch it? I got the synopsis from Noah.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just had to be honest. Uh well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that we keep it honest on here. What

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Speaker 1: what were you? Why couldn't you watch it? What did

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Speaker 1: you watch instead? Curb and I've passed out locking Curb.

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Speaker 1: I was, you know, pretty tired, long day of travel,

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Speaker 1: and then I I didn't. Yeah, but but it's two

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Speaker 1: o'clock there. What did you do to I went to

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Speaker 1: Whole Food for for us, and then I took picked

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Speaker 1: up your packages for you. Um. I packed for Chicago

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Speaker 1: because I have to help Brennan move and I got

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Speaker 1: drive the Chicago and drive back. So I was doing

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Speaker 1: things other than did you just forget to watch it?

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Speaker 1: Four girls have sex in freshman year and you forget

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Speaker 1: to watch it? Or did you just say I don't

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Speaker 1: want to I didn't. I didn't. Uh, I don't know

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Speaker 1: exactly how I know I wanted to watch it. I

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Speaker 1: went to watch in the living room real quick, and

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Speaker 1: our troubleshooting. You can't watch things real quick, because it's

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Speaker 1: that's the problem. I tried to watch it on two

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Speaker 1: times fast forward because I, I waited until this morning

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Speaker 1: to watch it, and UH and I we were supposed

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Speaker 1: to watch it before this episode. No big deal, but um,

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Speaker 1: I waited until I had. I left myself an hour

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Speaker 1: because I was going to watch two episodes. I thought

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Speaker 1: there were half hour there an hour long, which actually

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Speaker 1: ends up being great because you know, more is better.

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Speaker 1: But then um hbo Max took off the little fast

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Speaker 1: forward thing they used to when I was watching Fboy

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Speaker 1: Island trying to cruise through, I was doing double time

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Speaker 1: or at least one point five. But they make you

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Speaker 1: watch it in the same speed, um, which is better

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Speaker 1: because this show does move fast and it's like almost

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Speaker 1: like thirty rock level jokes of like like it's they're

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Speaker 1: fast moving and that's what I like about it. Um No,

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Speaker 1: you watched it, did you like it? Yeah? I especially

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Speaker 1: liked the uh plot twist at the end of episode one.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was into too, because I was ready

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Speaker 1: to about it as I watched, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like on a time crunch. And she was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm wait till you get to the end. You'll be

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Speaker 1: very invested. And I did not see that coming, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, that's why I feel like sexually

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Speaker 1: empowered by the show that I thought was going to be. Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes I don't want to watch things

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Speaker 1: this is Uh, everyone will find some character to relate

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Speaker 1: to in this as a girl or even a guy like, um,

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Speaker 1: it's fun. I'm excited about the show and I'm in

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Speaker 1: that I need to be forced to watch shows. This

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Speaker 1: is like a good thing for me. We should get

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Speaker 1: more sponsored shows because I will get into more teaving.

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Speaker 1: I'm in, so it will be a great Thank you

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Speaker 1: for getting my packages though, Andrew, I appreciate it. Did

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Speaker 1: anything fun? Cam Actually uh six things? Um, I had

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Speaker 1: to use a blue cart so that took time. I

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Speaker 1: the beginning are the ones I'm getting fees. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: it wasn't able to U decipher that because it's in

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Speaker 1: was trying to make it as easy as possible for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm thank you. But I think the show you never

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Speaker 1: got laid in your dorm? Did you or did you

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Speaker 1: ever even have any sexual experience? Really touched myself in

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Speaker 1: my dorm. One time, my friend and a girl were

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Speaker 1: watching me masterbate um through like at one point, Uh,

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Speaker 1: someone was drunk and we kicked like the metal part

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Speaker 1: whole time. What was the porn you owned? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was trying to think what it was. That's every

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Speaker 1: guy had one porn, Okay, construction workers, girls gone Wild? No,

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Speaker 1: but I met the girls gone Wild guy in college,

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Speaker 1: the guy that went to prison. Yeah, yeah, I could

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Speaker 1: college girls. That's what they would do. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: we're still besties. We definitely, Uh how did you run

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Speaker 1: like a fake college that they're all going to that's

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Speaker 1: So it's really interesting to see the politics of how

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Speaker 1: It was just interesting, um techniques for how to get in,

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Speaker 1: like do weird things, and like she's like thrilled by

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch the show. I had no idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: shipped on his dream for sure. I have I ever

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00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: done well, we did stuff in fraternity life where it's

427
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 1: like that kind of ship like but I'm just trying

428
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 1: to think of Like I remember one weekend when I

429
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 1: was staying in Venice with my ex boyfriend and we

430
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: were in a major, major fight, like it was breakup times,

431
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 1: but we had no I had no car, nowhere to go,

432
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,919
Speaker 1: and I had to stay at this place and we

433
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 1: were just stuck. It was July four and we were

434
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: stuck in this apartment together in the studio apartment, and

435
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: like it, we just weren't talking. It was the end,

436
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: and but there was nowhere for either of us to go.

437
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: And I remember there was this party next door that

438
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: kept blasting uh Kanye's song Click. There's a lot of

439
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: different you know artists on it. I think jay z

440
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: is on it, Uh maybe not a And anyway, it's

441
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: a great song. And I ended up being so grateful

442
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 1: that I got to know that song over that weekend

443
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 1: because I just remember that was kind of the soundtrack

444
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: to our that weekend of just being stuck somewhere with

445
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: someone that just hates you and you both are like

446
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: breaking up but no one said it yet, and like

447
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: it was. It was the worst. It was the worst

448
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: situation I've ever been in with a boyfriend. And but

449
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: Click was playing and then I got really into that

450
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: song as as hot as that click. Yeah. Yeah, it's

451
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: such a good song if you haven't checked it out.

452
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: Um yeah, but my relationship was a bunch of ship

453
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: in a bucket that weekend. Um, all right, let's get

454
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: to the next pand Rex. Okay, here's one from Joanna. Hey, Nikki, Andrew, Noah,

455
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: this is Joanna. I just thought insto story, um about

456
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: college memories, and I was thinking, does anyone actually have

457
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: any clear college memories? Just kidding No, I actually didn't

458
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: pretady that much in school. Um, but what I was

459
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: was totally checked out by my fourth year, Like I

460
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: just wanted my diploma get the hell out of there,

461
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: and I had this project. It was really similar, and

462
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: this is probably why this is top of mind for me.

463
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: I was watching scenes from my marriage. In the very

464
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: first episode, there's a college student interviewing an interfaith couple,

465
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: and that's what I was meant to do for this project.

466
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: I was like reaching out to people by email. I

467
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: had my professor connect me with an interfaith couple, and

468
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: no one would respond. I couldn't get anyone to sit

469
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: down with me. It was around the holidays. I was

470
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: trying to get this out the door, and I was like,

471
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm going to be using pseudonyms anyway, right,

472
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: So I decided to make up a couple, and every

473
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: quote in that paper was completely made up. I guess

474
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm way more creative than I ever thought possible, because

475
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: I got a pretty good grade on it. And it's

476
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: something that like simultaneously haunts me but also makes me

477
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: laugh every time I think about it. But anyway, thanks

478
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 1: for putting on the pot every day. I love you guys.

479
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: Hope to see you live sometime soon. I'm in New England,

480
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: so maybe Connecticut. We'll see all right. Bye? I hope

481
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 1: to see you too. Thank you for that. Yeah that

482
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: is I like how she says it haunts her, but

483
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: she's also like kind of proud because yes, so much

484
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: of college is this like just under the gun. I

485
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: have to get this thing done. I fucking am too

486
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: depressed or too drunk or too hungover or to whatever

487
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: to actually do it. And then you just sometimes you cheat,

488
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: sometimes you fib that. I like that. She's probably of

489
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: an honest person, so that's why bugs so that she

490
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,919
Speaker 1: like had to lie. But also what a what an

491
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: exercise in creating and writing fiction? You know, like what

492
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: was she saying in her faith? In her faith? What

493
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: does that mean? Does that mean two different means? Like

494
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: two different things? Yeah, oh man, I want to hear

495
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: her quotes as a Jew, like I just like it's

496
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: like so like jenner Rick, she just writes all men

497
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: at the end of everything. The wife says, she's like,

498
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what Catholics actually do? Um that is

499
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I like just cheating essentially. Yeah, I mean

500
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: I know that was your emma. I mean that's all

501
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah. I I got a paper, a twenty

502
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: page term paper. I just my buddy sent it to

503
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: me from his college and I just changed the name

504
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: on top pretty much. Yeah, and like I had to

505
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: change like seven words and I definitely should have changed more.

506
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: And I got like a B minus And I was

507
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 1: like mad at my buddy for like not being smarter.

508
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: That is wild, Like why did we do that more

509
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: of just like I guess that sometimes the assignments were

510
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: so specifically or just you know, like trade papers across

511
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: state lines, you know, like, oh, I wrote this paper

512
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: about Chaucer for there's gotta be you know, but I guess,

513
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm almost happy didn't. I couldn't do it internet,

514
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: Like we still had to like go through books. Like

515
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: now with the Internet, I don't see how you could

516
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: not plagiarize or just because well now they can catch you,

517
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: because I think that so much is uploaded electronically that

518
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: it's scaled. It would probably scan every paper that's on

519
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: this database for any kind of you know, repeat sentences

520
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: or word structures, and then they would be able to

521
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: bust you. If I bet there's some kind of with

522
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: technology you could cheat easier, but you can also get caught.

523
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: I mean because I did a paper once. I did

524
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: a paper once, um for physics. It was quantum physics.

525
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know why I picked that. Oh

526
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: my god, I pretty much plagiarized. I mean, like I

527
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,239
Speaker 1: definitely did not understand it by the end. And when

528
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: I got my paper back, I got a big red

529
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: F on it. And on the last page my professor

530
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: was like, do you even understand what you wrote? At

531
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: least you didn't getting caught plagiarizing, Like, at least you

532
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: just thought you were stupid as opposed to a cheater,

533
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: Because I think that is like the most humiliating thing

534
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: is being caught lying, and it's just like such a lie.

535
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: I would feel. I never cheated in that way of

536
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: of stealing someone else's paper, thank god, but like, I, uh, yeah,

537
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: that I would feel. Oh god, did you ever feel

538
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: like a lot of guilt? Andrew Um. I think underneath

539
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: it all, I might have wanted to get caught, to

540
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: just be able to start over and maybe get help.

541
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: I think that might have been the underlying reason of like,

542
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: because I wasn't going to class, I was very depressed.

543
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: I had horrible anxiety. I couldn't sit in the classroom

544
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: without having a panic attack. But I didn't really know

545
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: what it was so I just cheated and I thought okay,

546
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: like so, like I really didn't feel like I had

547
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: a choice but to cheat to get by, like so

548
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: it didn't. I didn't really feel guilty about it for

549
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,719
Speaker 1: some reason, because is it weird that I trust you

550
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: us because I know that you cheated so easily that like,

551
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: and I feel like you would you still do that?

552
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: Have you? Like, would you go back at a polity? Yeah?

553
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: Have you changed? Like it makes me go God, I

554
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: don't know if he what if he would cheat like

555
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: like or just I feel like you could lie easier

556
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: than I thought before. Um, yeah, this is all like

557
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: you're more honest with it with with lies now because

558
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: I feel like I've I don't think I've caught you

559
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: in a lie, and I feel like either you're really

560
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: good at it or you just don't do it now. Um,

561
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: I mean no, I think I like have changed tremendously

562
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: from that moment. Like I think, uh so much of

563
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: the cheating was just caused by not being able to

564
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: be productive without it, So it's like now I don't Yeah,

565
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't see how you know, I picked a profession

566
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: that works for me and so I don't have to

567
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: cheat I could just that was the whole reason why

568
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: I love comedy and doing stand up because I performed

569
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: it and I couldn't. You couldn't cheat, or I couldn't

570
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: um copy someone else or one you get called out

571
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: for copying jokes um. But like that's why I loved

572
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: it so much. I didn't rely on anyone else except

573
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: for myself on stage, and that's why. Yeah. But I

574
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: don't mean like cheating and comedy. I mean like cheating

575
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: just it's what cheating is is a micro It's it's

576
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: a lie. Yeah, yeah, I mean, no, I hear you.

577
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean I do you try not

578
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: to lie? I mean because I I feel like I

579
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: try not to. But it's just sometimes you just want

580
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: to give people what they fucking want, and it's easier

581
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: to just be like I loved it or whatever the

582
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: funk is. I think what happens is I wouldn't lie

583
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: or or feel that way if I felt like the

584
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: reaction from the other well, that's why everyone lies. Andrew.

585
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just telling you that to avoid the reaction.

586
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: And I know you're saying that I lie to you

587
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: because I'm scared of you. But the thing is we've

588
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: gotten into this before. What's so bad about a no?

589
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: Or like what you don't want to hear? I think

590
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: you're scared of what you don't want to hear, which

591
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: is scary, but it's um but the person that that

592
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: person is entitled to tell you what they feel, you

593
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: know what I mean, And I have to remember that

594
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: too sometimes of like if I tell someone what they

595
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: want to hear because or what they don't want to hear,

596
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: and I know what they want to hear, but I

597
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: just don't think they look good in that outfit, and

598
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: I know they don't have anything else, but I can't

599
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: be like, you look great, so I go, um, it's okay,

600
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: and then they go and then they're mad, and yeah

601
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: that then they're entitled to be mad, just as I

602
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: am entitled to not like them in that and I'm

603
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: entitled to react to them being mad by by like lying,

604
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: not lying by not even like like if if that person,

605
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know exactly how to explain it.

606
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that like the reaction, Yeah, that

607
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: person is entitled to whatever fucking reaction they want. But

608
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: if I think it's um uh, not a nice reaction

609
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: or or um like not consider it. Then then I'm

610
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: not even I don't know, so it's like, yeah, I'm

611
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: just saying it's not a good excuse to lie, to

612
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: be like because I well, it's because I just didn't

613
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: want the reaction. I mean, that's why everyone lies, I guess,

614
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: but I don't know. But I think there's like white lies,

615
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: and then I don't know. I feel like there's times

616
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: where people can lie where the reaction is so harsh

617
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: that like the lie is almost okay for me if

618
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: it's a white lie, if it's like it justifies it. Yeah,

619
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: because but this is not worth the other end. I've

620
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 1: done that before, to where it's like this person is

621
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: going to be mad at me for three days and

622
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: I can either just like not be dishonest and a

623
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: little that's not gonna because then how you're saying it

624
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: is like then like the lie is so fucking bad,

625
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: but the reaction is like, well, that's people's reaction, you

626
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: know what I means. So then it's like, well, I'm

627
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: just saying, you know, I don't like to life, not

628
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: because of the other person, but for myself because when

629
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: I lie, it's like betraying who I am. If someone goes,

630
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: did you like my movie? And I'm like, yeah, it's

631
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,479
Speaker 1: like that is a self betrayal that that compounds over

632
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: time and makes me less happy. I feel it's not

633
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,919
Speaker 1: about like a tangent. Yeah, but I do feel like though,

634
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: then to lie truth in that moment and it's going

635
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: to hurt them, that could be. That could be selfish

636
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: on your part because you can't deal with you're lying,

637
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: so you're going to tell them the truth, which is

638
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: actually gonna maybe hurt them, even though it's subjective. I'm serious.

639
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: Pick up that book Lying by Sam Harris. It's on

640
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: the shelf, and they have an argument for why you

641
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 1: should never lie, and it's just it's just ironclad. There's

642
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: just no excuse to ever lie unless you know. There's

643
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: like one example where he said, it's okay to lie.

644
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: It's if you're you know, a small child runs to

645
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: your house because someone's chasing them to murder them, and

646
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: the guy comes to your the murderer comes to your

647
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: house and says, is the child in your house right now?

648
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: And you actually don't have to lie. You can say

649
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to answer that. You don't even have

650
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: to live with then. But that's the only times if

651
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: you're like protecting someone's life and like there's violence, Uh,

652
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: there's someone there's something I immediately in front of you

653
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: that's like a violent act that if you if you lie,

654
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: it's going to preserve your life. That's the only time.

655
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: But really you can just say I don't I don't

656
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: want to answer that, I don't have to answer that,

657
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: or you can just shut the door. That's not a lie. Um,

658
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: all right, moving on, alright, let's talk about our favorite topic, drinking. Hey, pstis,

659
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: I saw some story that you want stories from college,

660
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: So here is my submission. So it used to be

661
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: captain of the cheerleading team. No big deal. So, um,

662
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: so we were a competitive cheerleading team in college, and

663
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: we had a competition coming up that's kind of like

664
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 1: our big end of your thing that we've been working

665
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: towards all year. And we had kind of told their

666
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: co chis or agreed to just like not drink for

667
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: the month and like we're going to hunker down and

668
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: take care of our bodies and like just really be

669
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: ready for this competition and do well. So like the

670
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: week before we leave for this competition, Um, it's this

671
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: one girl's birthday, and we're all kind of like, okay, well,

672
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: like we're going to have a party for her. So

673
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: we just like all decide that we're just not going

674
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: to tell anybody, Like we're not going to tell the coaches,

675
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: We're not going to post anything on Facebook, because I

676
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: think it was like Facebook at the time with like

677
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: sixty photos per album type chip um like, Okay, we're

678
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: just gonna be secretive and go have fun and then

679
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: go to this competition. So when she leaders drank, they

680
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: start to stunt, and stunting when you're drinking is like

681
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: super fucking dangerous and long short end up putting his

682
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: head through a glass kitchen table and was passed and

683
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: couldn't compete. So we got thanks best. Oh damn. Oh,

684
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, cheerleaders getting drunk, they're gonna try some

685
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: things that they should be doing. It's like that's that's

686
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 1: stunting is as drinking, well, you don't don't stunt well

687
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: well drunk, it is so wild to have that in

688
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: your back pocket when you're drinking, Like, it's so scary

689
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,399
Speaker 1: to know that, like at any moment, a guy can

690
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: flip you three times and then like catch you by

691
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: grabbing your vagina, Like who wouldn't want to do that

692
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: when you're drunk, you know, Oh, it's the first thing

693
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: you want to do. And especially if you've been practicing

694
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: it a ton and you nailed it at practice earlier

695
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: that day and you finally got this move that you've

696
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: been working so hard on, you just have this false confidence.

697
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: And and by the way, that is false, Like people

698
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: always go like, I get liquid courage. It's dumb. You're dumber.

699
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: You're not actually courageous. Your stupid or courage is actually

700
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: you know, be going past the fear that's real courage.

701
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: When you're drunk and you think it's courage, it's because

702
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: the things telling you not to do that that you

703
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: should usually overcome them in order to do something are

704
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: just not there because you're dumb. So that's a big

705
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: dismantling of of that that people always go. But it's

706
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 1: liquid courage, like I gotta have like if he needs

707
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: to get drunk to do something, you shouldn't be doing it. Also,

708
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: I think like, uh, if there were you know, when

709
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: I played football in high school, they made a sign

710
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: you're not gonna drink during season for you know, two

711
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: months or whatever they made you like. So then the

712
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: first thing you want to do as a high school

713
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: kid is go drink because you're like, fuck the patriarchy

714
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: or whatever. So like that coach being like I want

715
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: you on your best behavior, They're like, you're a college kid,

716
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna go, Okay, I'm gonna go stunt through a

717
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: glass table. You know, it's like what's his name the

718
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: coach for the Chicago Bulls back in the day, what

719
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: was his name, Phil Jackson? He just goes, yeah, go

720
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna trust you to do what's right and

721
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not your keeper. And you know that's yeah,

722
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: coaches putting those limits sometimes it makes you want to

723
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: do the opposite. Um for sure, okay, yes, um. And

724
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: and alcohol can stunt your growth and stunt your stunts. Uh,

725
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: let's get to the next one, alright, one more about

726
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 1: being drunk. Okay from ta Okay, my name is Taylor

727
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: Love the podcast. Taylor's voice currently in the bathroom at work.

728
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: Second Sunless But oh my god, this is really embarrassing.

729
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: But when I was a freshman one time, I was

730
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: so drunk. I don't drink anymorey, I but one time

731
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 1: I was so drunk I had a piece so bad

732
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Lines are insanely long at this bar

733
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: because it was like the main college bar. So I

734
00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: had found a cup um on the dance floor and

735
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: I was on like this surface standing up. But anyways,

736
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: I grabbed the cup, stuck it up my skirt, and

737
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: I pad in the cup um and then my friend

738
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: was like, okay, go away, and so I grabbed the

739
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: cup and threw it through a cupful of my pee

740
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: and onto the dance floor, like into the middle of people.

741
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, be funny. I mean, like what was that.

742
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: Now I don't drink, okay, now I don't drink. Yeah,

743
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: I mean the the idea that you pean a cup,

744
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: you get this, you get it done, you get it

745
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: all in the cup, and then you go and you

746
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: you throw it on the dance floor. That's a drunk

747
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: move there of like just not doing the logical things,

748
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: which is like you just did this amazing feat, which

749
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: is peeing in a cup in a public place, you

750
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: have a skirt on, Like the line is long. You

751
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: just avoided this thing, Like, good job. Like maybe that's

752
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: the kind of liquid courage you needed to get that

753
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: liquid into that cup and then to toss it. And

754
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: that's where the drong person comes in of like just

755
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: throw it away. But like I mean the people that

756
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: had pissed on their shoes that night that didn't realize

757
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: it until. I mean, college is so disgusting. And you

758
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: know what, someone definitely did the running man and slipped

759
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 1: and not imagine lived underneath that floor, got it all

760
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: over their bedding. I did shit like that all the

761
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: time of just like doing this like just a knee

762
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: jerk thing. That was just the grow the worst thing

763
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: you could do. He's probably trash care right next to her,

764
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: and she just decides to go toss it in it.

765
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: My buddy would pee at the bar, like he'd go

766
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: we'd be ordering drinks and he'd be like, hey, hey,

767
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: hit me on the shoulder, and I looked down and

768
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: he's just pissing on the bar. No, I can't believe

769
00:41:51,800 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: alcohol is a thing though people. No, Yeah, it's just

770
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: it's just why it's just And then I looked down

771
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: his dicks out he's been I'm drunk, and I'm like

772
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: like like, there's no thought like someone's gonna have to

773
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: clean this. There's none of that, like there's no thoughts

774
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: of others the girls, like people who clean up after

775
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: college storms or like parties after college kids wearing apart.

776
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: It's just those people really deserve our respect because yeah,

777
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: they're just disgusting. Like the whole thing of if you

778
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: miss the paper the trash can with a paper towel,

779
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: always pick it up. If there's little streamers of toilet

780
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: paper when you're trying to get it out of the

781
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: thing and you're on the floor, someone has to pick

782
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: that up. Pick it up. That's what the latest curb

783
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: was all about. That that there was a so a

784
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: girl like a dentist who was dating his friend, dropped

785
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: something on the ground like a pirate booty, just dropped

786
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: a chip, and Larry David saw her not pick it up,

787
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: and so he went back to his friend. He goes,

788
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: she left the chip. She left it for someone else

789
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: to pick up. Not a good person to date. And

790
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: like that was like the whole Yeah, that was the

791
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: true if you are someone who is if you're an

792
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: adult and you haven't reached a place where you know,

793
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: occasionally you slip and you just get selfish and you

794
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: drop something. But like I really have made it a

795
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: superstition of mine that if you leave any trash on

796
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: the floor for someone else to pick up at any point,

797
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: you're bad things will happen to you. That trash is

798
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: gonna amount to bad things coming back to you. And

799
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: so now it's almost like an O. C. D obsession

800
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: of mine. Like even the tiniest little piece of toilet paper,

801
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: I have to pick it up because I'm like, someone

802
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 1: will either have to sweep it into a thing and

803
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: pick it up. There's going to be a human effort

804
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: going into picking that up. That is not fair because

805
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: I did it, um, even though that's their job or whatever. Um,

806
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: let's get to the next one. Okay, let's do one

807
00:43:54,920 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: about a mispronunciation from Cato a college Miss drew Indah.

808
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: So I just saw good choices leaving memory from college

809
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: and I wanted to share a good one. Um. I'm

810
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: still in college, but this is from my freshman year

811
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: and this is when I know I should have dropped

812
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: out of college. I had a bio lab report to you,

813
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: and I said Spanish leaves instead of spinach leaves twenty

814
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: times throughout the labport and I saw the red lines

815
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: like the squiggles coming up under Spanish leaves, and I

816
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: was like, that's weird, like why do they want Spanish

817
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: or spinach leaves to be capitalized, but made the connection

818
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: that Spanish leaves was not what I was supposed to

819
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: be writing. Anyways, I love the podcast, Thanks sir, all

820
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: you guys do shredded lead and Spanish leaves. That's an

821
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: order at subway to that, san I went extra Spanish sleaves,

822
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: thought spinach was Spanish, like like you just I think

823
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: you look at that word and it is kind of

824
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: the same e and s in some words, right, like conscious.

825
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: I love that. I love our little listeners, They're so cute.

826
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: Conscious really bugs that one I always get worried about

827
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: before I say it, Like I, it's conscious and conscience,

828
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: conscience and also grantit and grant grant. I also get

829
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: those confused granted and grant it, and then I also get, um, oh,

830
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: there's another one that really gets me all the time.

831
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: What you know. I was looking at my notes the

832
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: other day and my friend was taking notes on my

833
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: set and he typed in molestation, but it auto corrected

834
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: to mole station, which I think is a hilarious new

835
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: way to say that you were a victim of mole

836
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: station and then maybe you can find a like And

837
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,439
Speaker 1: I was just talking about your tongue being a little mole.

838
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: So mole station is so funny if you like, if

839
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: you had a bunch of moles and you made like

840
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: a little, um, little like train station for them, and

841
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: that mole station. Um. Yeah, So that's just a fun

842
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: way to look at that word. What was ano? Oh? Yeah,

843
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: remember when I had those bad thoughts and I was

844
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: thinking killing, Like I want to kill myself. That was

845
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: the thought I kept having. And then I was like,

846
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: change it, So what it means something else? I want

847
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 1: to kill on stage myself. I want to kill. And

848
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: then it was you can change it, change suicide, like

849
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,959
Speaker 1: you know, like sweet side notes, like when we drove

850
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: by Carl's Bad and it was Carl's bad, like just

851
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: like it's bad. That made me laugh so hard on

852
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: the way to San Diego, Andrew was like, what's Carl's bad?

853
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: Carl's Bad? That made me giggle a lot. Yeah, I

854
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: was happy because you really, Oh my god, Sandy, San

855
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: Diego always makes me think of eating a waffle on

856
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: the beach. It's a Sandy ego lego, my ego yeah.

857
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: I always picture someone eating a waffle on the beach

858
00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: whenever I hear San Diego. It's a good Yeah. These

859
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: are fun and picturing, like like different moles you put

860
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: on your face, like you get a Crawford or like

861
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 1: like I just picture moles with little suitcases waiting at

862
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: a train station and like hugging each other and like

863
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: saying goodbye, and like one running after the train being

864
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: I'll miss you, and the girl is like, yes, that

865
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 1: look like yes, that guy makes it so much cuter

866
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: than Oh my god. I met a bestie yesterday. Like

867
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: I was in my lobby at my hotel with Carlyle's

868
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: Carlyle's birthday yesterday, as I was with her and her

869
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend and we were having um a nightcap and um,

870
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: this girl came up and forget her name, Gabrielle I

871
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: think it was, and she was like, Hi, I'm just

872
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: listening to podcast. I'm a big fan. And I was like,

873
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: oh my god. And I was right in the middle

874
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 1: of being like and these fucking molesters, they are sneaky cuts.

875
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: Like I was talking about molestation and I go, oh

876
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: my god, I was takeing about I was talking about

877
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: sexual predators and child abuse, and she was like pretty

878
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: on brand for you. She was like, I really appreciate

879
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: those those talks to you do so Um. I was

880
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 1: like screaming about molestation in a lobby and I got

881
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: approached my fan. Our fans are so great, by the way. Um,

882
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: not only am I deeply soothed by Taylor's voice? And

883
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: whoever who was our last caller? It was three in

884
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: a rum girl in the bathroom. The last one was

885
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: Cat Cat and then who was before Taylor? Um, okay,

886
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: it was Uh, Ali, Ali, Taylor and Cat. Y'all got

887
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: really soothing voices. And I wouldn't mind if you made

888
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: me a voice memo and send it to my d

889
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: M s. That's just like an a SMR of you,

890
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: just like talking about your day in a very calm,

891
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: slow voice. Because I just almost went to sleep listening

892
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: to your voices. I am deeply soothed by women's voices.

893
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: And uh, the other day, my uh, the guy that

894
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm seeing, Chris, he was like, I think I

895
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: figured out why you love Taylor Swift so much because

896
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: he heard this TikTok that she did about fall Um

897
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: and like it's it's about you know, pumpkin lattes and leaves,

898
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: and like it was her voice was so he was

899
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: like her voice was so soothing, and I think you

900
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: just love a voice like that that feels like almost

901
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: maternal and like just calm and soothing. And so I

902
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: think he's onto something because Taylor's voice is is just

903
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 1: a dream. I want to go to the final thought,

904
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: I it will get to one more fan threax, but

905
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 1: I do for all our Swifties. Thank you so much

906
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: for allowing me to go off the other day on Red.

907
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm not done going off about everything I just got into.

908
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: You know, I'm taking my time all too well to

909
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: a minute version, got it down, obsessed. I've I've spent

910
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: a lot of hours listening to that over and over

911
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 1: saying it with Andrew. Andrew almost knows all the new verses.

912
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 1: It's incredible how much he's picked up of that. Appreciate that, Andrew. Um,

913
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: I bet you Think about Me is my favorite, maybe

914
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: one of my favorite Taylor Sois songs of all time.

915
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: That is off the Red new album. It's from the Vault.

916
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: It's so good and I've talked about it already, but

917
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm in the music video for it. That Blake Lively

918
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: directed was is incredible. I watched it last night for

919
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: the first time. I haven't had really time to dig

920
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: into it. Here's an interesting thing. So for Swift he

921
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: is out there, or for just anyone interested Taylor Swift

922
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: just they She did the Rock and Roll Hall of

923
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: Fame induction ceremony that filmed a little under a month

924
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: ago in Cleveland, and there's footage from it taken from

925
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: people in the audience, but it aired on Saturday night,

926
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: and so we have the official video of it. And

927
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: I was watching it and there's this moment at the

928
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: beginning where and I put on my Instagram and she

929
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: the camera comes up behind her, and um, she's singing, Uh,

930
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: what the Carol Kings song? Does? She sing? Fuck? I

931
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: can't I can't come to mind right now, but it's, Um,

932
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: it's a classic. You you you would know it if you

933
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: reckon if you heard it. And the camera comes up

934
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: behind her and then she sees it and she turns

935
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,399
Speaker 1: and she just shoots at this glance that is so

936
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: hot and sexy, and like, I want you to know,

937
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: if you watch that, do you feel things? Because I

938
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: do anyway, So I know the director of the Rock

939
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Fame show. Joel Gallen, he directed

940
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: um all the roasts, and I've gone to his house

941
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: to watch the roast before and um we become like

942
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: texting buddies because I I was obsessed with this Prince

943
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: video of Prince at the Rock and Roll Hall of

944
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: Fame and he's playing while I a guitar gently weeps

945
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: and he does this incredible guitar solo that's one of

946
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: the best ever. And I found out Joel Gallen directed it,

947
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: so I was texting him about it. So he knows

948
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: I'm a big music fan and love these performances, and

949
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,399
Speaker 1: he invited me to his house on Saturday to watch

950
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: the screening of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony.

951
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: Unfortunately was in San Diego, but I was like, I

952
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: can't wait to watch Taylor's performance. So I watched it

953
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: last night and I saw this moment and I was

954
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: really interested to know did she ask them to do that?

955
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: Like when she performs, do you think does she have

956
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: the camera come? And like how does that happen? Does

957
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: she just sense it? Is it? Do they tell her

958
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: they're going to come there? And then she knows? Um,

959
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: what do you guys think when when there's a shot

960
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: where the camera comes from behind and then all of

961
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: a sudden it's right here, you know, like from her face,

962
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: and then she looks at it the last second and

963
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 1: nails this last line. I do think I think she

964
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 1: is talented enough to to get that feeling and do

965
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: it on her own. I feel like she is a

966
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: perfectionist enough where it's actually timed. Agreed. So I asked him,

967
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: and I said, was that a youth thing? And you

968
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: told her that it was going to be there? Did

969
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: she want it there? And he goes, she just sensed

970
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: that a camera was there. It was they went through

971
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: a run through, you know, with like where the cameras

972
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: were going to be. He didn't even tell her about

973
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: that camera. That wasn't really a planned shot. He goes,

974
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: she's that good, she just sensed the camera. I mean,

975
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: go watch it and see what this girl was capable.

976
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: It looked like a choreographed thing. And honestly, I was

977
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: bummed out that that was the answer, because it was

978
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: just so good I wanted it to be. Actually, it

979
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: was actually happy for the answer because it means that

980
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: maybe I could do that someday, because I'm never going

981
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: to be someone who's going to go through shot by

982
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: shot backstage with someone that ain't ever gonna beat me.

983
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: But if it's an instinctual thing that you learned from

984
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: doing it enough, maybe that could beat me somewhere. Maybe

985
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: I just thought that was your special. You have a

986
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: you know, I know Louie did it on one of

987
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: his specials where he had a camera guy actually on stage,

988
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: and maybe you can, like, maybe not your whole special,

989
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: but like one of your bids, you could kind of

990
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: connect with the audience that way. It's a good idea.

991
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: I might send them that that example of that shot

992
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: because it was just so beautiful and I just want

993
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: to do it. Um, okay, let's get to the last one.

994
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: All right. This one's from just Stine Stein. Hey, Nikki,

995
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah, it's Justine in Michigan. Um, so you

996
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: needed voicemails about memories from college. Well, I immediately think

997
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: of this time I was hooking up with this guy.

998
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 1: It was my sophomore year of college, and um, we're

999
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: in his basement and he started to go down on me,

1000
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden he stops and he puts

1001
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: his hand like up to his mouth, back and forth

1002
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: and then like looks at his hand, back up to

1003
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: his mouth, looks at his hand, and the lights are off.

1004
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: I was like, what's wrong, and he's like, I'll be

1005
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: right back, and he goes leaves the room. I looked

1006
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: down and there's blood all over me. Obviously I'm mortified.

1007
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, I started my period. I'm

1008
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: literally I need to die right here and now in

1009
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: this moment. And uh, he comes back from the bathroom

1010
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: and said how embarrassed he was that he got a nosebleed,

1011
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: and I was thank god. Um, it was still really

1012
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: embarrassing and awkward, and obviously we stopped picking up and

1013
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: it was just weird. But that is the memory I

1014
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: think of in college. It's just really shitty sexual encounters.

1015
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Oh my god, dude, you know

1016
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: if you start your period that you can't be at

1017
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: fault for that. That that that's you know, if you're

1018
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: on your period and you don't tell someone before, or

1019
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 1: you drunk and you forgot, I would even excuse that,

1020
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: but like, um, no shame in starting your period if

1021
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: it had been but as a freshman in college or

1022
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 1: as sophomore in college devastating if that was the case,

1023
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: and thank god he had a bloody nose. And I

1024
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: love that it went from you being embarrassed to him

1025
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: feeling I mean, getting a nose lead when your boy,

1026
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just a thing that is It's

1027
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 1: almost like the period of for boys because you guys,

1028
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: you guys get boners, of course, but like getting nosebads,

1029
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: it just means you're a dork. It means you're like,

1030
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: it's like, what does it mean dorks? I think it's

1031
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: cool kind of it's like I don't know what's happening.

1032
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 1: It's lead like it's always a dork thing. But why

1033
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: every movie it's always I know you mean my mom

1034
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: told me I shouldn't where these pants are? Like it's

1035
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: always just like the altitude in this ship. Why now

1036
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 1: I'll still lead? Keep push bye? Oh my god. I

1037
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: I nosed please are hilarious and they are so vulnerable

1038
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: because I pick my nose and I have long fingernails.

1039
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: Will it will just or all like to be rubbing

1040
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: my nose and it'll just hit, it'll nicket. Jason Brows

1041
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: this weekend just told us a story backstage that right

1042
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: before he came to the show. He was washing his

1043
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: face and he had long nails on his picking finger

1044
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: for guitar, and it just when he was washing his face,

1045
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: one finger just went up his nose and scratched it

1046
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: and he was gushing blood down his face. And I

1047
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that happens to me. But I'm actually

1048
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: picking my nose. And also when I used to have

1049
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: a nose ring in college, constant constantly hitting it and

1050
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: it bleeding all the time. Um So it's just very

1051
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: sensitive tissue in there and then you put then you

1052
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: put sensitive tissue inside it to clog it up. I

1053
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: wonder if that guy is somewhere tells that story and

1054
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: he's like, oh god, I can't believe I bleed it

1055
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: on her. Like I wonder if he's like, I bet

1056
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 1: he's like, I thought it was a nosebleed, but it

1057
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: ended up being her period. He switches in it wasn't

1058
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Speaker 1: my noseble dog, And it's like a different podcast. He's

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Speaker 1: calling into Delia's podcast with that story now and they're like,

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Speaker 1: fuck that bit, bloody pussy. Oh my god. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for this special episode. We have

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Speaker 1: another episode out for you. It will be out on Thanksgivings,

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Speaker 1: so Wednesday and just in time for you to listen

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Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, maybe save it for that. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: our live episode from Cancoon, which UM, you know, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, so funny. It's so funny, you guys. I

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Speaker 1: was there and I had fun, so I hope that

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Speaker 1: you enjoy it. Thank you so much to every Bustie

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Speaker 1: that came to a show this weekend in Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: and San Diego. I I love meeting you. I can't

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Speaker 1: say it enough. I just we're instantly friends. We we

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Speaker 1: both feel it whenever we meet. And UM, I'm in

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Speaker 1: Denver this weekend. I hope to see you guys. They're

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Speaker 1: for shows. I'm taping my HBO special which was announced

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Speaker 1: last week. Um. And there will be two shows on

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Speaker 1: Saturday night in Denver, and then the following week will

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Speaker 1: be in Portland and San Francisco. I'll also be coming

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Speaker 1: to Calgary. Uh. Andrew won't be on that one, but

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Speaker 1: I'll be in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. UM coming up on

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Speaker 1: the December and also we are going to be in

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Speaker 1: um uh yeah, We're also going to be in Pittsburgh

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Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh and uh I believe Connecticut um in December

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Speaker 1: as well, So go to Nick Laser at com slash

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Speaker 1: Tour for tickets and uh, I can't wait to see

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Speaker 1: you out there. Appreciate you all so much more and

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Speaker 1: more of you coming to shows. It's been so cool

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Speaker 1: to see since Like we started this toward July and

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Speaker 1: when I said the Nick Laser podcast, how many woos

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Speaker 1: there were then two? Now it's like most of the

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Speaker 1: audience and that's just it's just the best feeling in

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Speaker 1: the world. We love you guys, and uh, yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: get through this week of just two episodes. But don't worry.

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Speaker 1: We're not like easing out. I know it might be

1094
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 1: feel like that, but that's not what's happening. It's just

1095
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Speaker 1: a busy time in the holidays. But we'll stay with you.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, and you you stay with us, so don't

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Speaker 1: be care. And Jack and Jil. Someone gave me Jack

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Speaker 1: and Jill by the way, I bestie, did I forget who?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for that? By the way. Mm hmm