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Speaker 1: I faked what hospital the baby was being born at,

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Speaker 1: so my entitled mother would show up at the wrong one.

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Speaker 1: She freaked out and was detained by security.

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Speaker 2: Okop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 1: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm Josh Fry and we tell

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Speaker 1: the funniest stories on the internet. And John, have you

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Speaker 1: ever done like ancestry dot com or twenty three and

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Speaker 1: me or anything like that?

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Speaker 3: I really wish I did, because, as we both well know,

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Speaker 3: white people are mutts and I have no real idea

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Speaker 3: what I am.

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Speaker 1: I recently found out what I was. My mom did

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Speaker 1: twenty three and me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh that's right, because it'll work if anyone in

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Speaker 3: your close family.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, right right.

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Speaker 1: My mom like looked it up. And the only thing

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Speaker 1: that I really remember is I am a little bit Irish,

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Speaker 1: a little bit German, and I am one percent to

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Speaker 1: Nigerian rocket.

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Speaker 3: It no hate or shame on you, but that is

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Speaker 3: the first thing that you see on like Twitter is

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Speaker 3: white people being like, yo, I'm one percent this African.

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Speaker 2: Good, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I definitely fall into that category. But I appreciate

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Speaker 1: my mom for a you know, tell me it's really good.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting to know, but I have a story about

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Speaker 1: moms that are not good and are way more entitled

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Speaker 1: and don't care about any kind of ancestry.

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, I faked.

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Speaker 1: What hospital the baby was being born at so my

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Speaker 1: entitled mother would show up at the wrong one. She

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Speaker 1: freaked out and was detained by security.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't have a child, but I typically

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Speaker 3: imagine that's not how a childbirth goes.

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Speaker 1: It's not how it should go, John, It's not how

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Speaker 1: it should go. So my sister went into the hospital

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Speaker 1: to be induced and had her baby. So I'm officially

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Speaker 1: and uncle. Now congrat Sophie. Hey, yo, let's go a

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Speaker 1: pee to a wonderful little baby boy. But here's how

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Speaker 1: things went down. My sister went in on Saturday to

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Speaker 1: be induced, and like so many of you guessed, entitled

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Speaker 1: mother went rushing to the hospital the moment she found out.

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Speaker 1: I first got word from the neighbor who lives across

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Speaker 1: the street from entitled mother that she came rushing out

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Speaker 1: and got in her car to drive off like a

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Speaker 1: mad woman. Yes, she's not afraid enough of our restraining

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Speaker 1: orders against her. Restraining orders. When do you have a

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Speaker 1: restraining order against your mom? That's when you really know

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Speaker 1: you have a helicopter parent. But it didn't matter. The

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Speaker 1: hospital she went running to wasn't the one we were at. Instead,

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Speaker 1: we went to one fifty miles away and said online

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Speaker 1: the birth was going to be at a local hospital.

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Speaker 1: On the chance that entitled mother was still ghosting our

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Speaker 1: social media's we stated the wrong hospital on purpose to

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Speaker 1: throw her off the scent.

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Speaker 2: From what I.

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Speaker 1: Found out, she went to the maternity ward of our

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Speaker 1: local hospital and made a huge scene of telling them

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Speaker 1: to let her in until they convinced her we weren't there,

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Speaker 1: and then she was promptly escorted out by security.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine a woman just yelling, my where's my daughter?

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Speaker 3: And they're just like, maybe, ma'am, this person isn't here.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.

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Speaker 1: My sister was in labor for twenty seven hours. I

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Speaker 1: got no sleep that night. I, with the help of

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, coordinated almost everything right down to the hotel.

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Speaker 1: We stayed out for a couple of days, and we

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Speaker 1: only just got home this morning. During the birth, I

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Speaker 1: waited around the hospital like a guard dog in case

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Speaker 1: entitled mother somehow figured out where we were.

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Speaker 2: I packed a taser. Man's about to tase his mom.

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Speaker 2: Tase your own mother.

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Speaker 1: I packed a taser while patrolling the parking lot, but

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Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to carry it inside. Thankfully we had

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Speaker 1: guards on high alert in advance. After explaining this situation

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Speaker 1: to hospital staff, I brought my old game Boy Advance

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Speaker 1: and it's charge cord with me to play Metroid Fusion and.

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Speaker 2: Mario Kart while sitting around in the waiting room. Very nice.

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Speaker 2: I still love playing on that old game boy. Which OPI.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you have to do to get through this entitled

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Speaker 2: mother ruining, you do what.

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Speaker 3: You gotta do, hopefully without tasing anybody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as soon as we were home this morning, we

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Speaker 1: told the whole story to family on social media, putting

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Speaker 1: mom on blast. There's no way entitled mother wasn't watching,

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Speaker 1: so she likely knows the gender of the baby by now,

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Speaker 1: since she would have willingly violated the restraining orders both

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Speaker 1: my sister and I have against her by going to

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Speaker 1: the hospital she thought we were at. My lawyer has

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Speaker 1: already sent her a seasoned assist letter for it, so

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Speaker 1: she'll know that we know what she tried to do.

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Speaker 1: We're all of the belief that entitled mother was holding

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Speaker 1: out hope that my sister would have a baby girl,

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Speaker 1: But my sister and future brother in law held off

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Speaker 1: telling any of us the gender of the baby before

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Speaker 1: it was born. I don't really blame them for not

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Speaker 1: saying not. With entitled mother watching. If they said it

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Speaker 1: was a boy sooner, entitled mother probably wouldn't have believed it.

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Speaker 1: But now with the baby photos up for all the

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Speaker 1: family to see, there's no way entitled mother will deny

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Speaker 1: it now regardless.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to keep my taser close. Stop. That's not

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Speaker 2: the ending note of the story. Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what your mother did to you, but

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Speaker 3: do you really.

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Speaker 2: Have to taser? Got a taser?

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Speaker 1: She's gotten too close restraining order fifty feet away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to We need to comb through Crackle

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Speaker 3: Crackle Tom's discography on.

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Speaker 1: Them, which is his name is Cragle Tom. He has

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Speaker 1: got some stories. He's got some stories on their stories.

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Speaker 1: For sure, need to know why he has a restraining

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Speaker 1: owner and to Taser. Please release your memoir right now.

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Speaker 1: But you know what you should always release into the world, Oh.

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