Speaker 1: Hello, get ready for another episode of Oh sorry, yes,
Speaker 1: welcome back to bull Chat. I'm Andrew. You can't say
Speaker 1: welcome back. We didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm saying welcome back. It's another week that
Speaker 2: they're listening to bull Chat.
Speaker 1: No. No, Also, I never claimed to be good at math.
Speaker 1: This microphone doesn't sound right.
Speaker 2: It sounds fine. It sounds exactly like it always sounds, Scott.
Speaker 2: How about now it still sounds fine? Okay, but what's
Speaker 2: wrong with it?
Speaker 1: This time? It just sounds echoey. It sounds it sounds echoey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds it sounds echo the directional okay, the directionals. But
Speaker 1: I never claimed to be good at math. You're like, yes,
Speaker 1: so good at math. I'm not. I stopped taking math
Speaker 1: after tenth grade, so I don't claim to be good
Speaker 1: at math or do well in math. Come on, it's
Speaker 1: so senil. You know it was here. It's so sensitive. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, I know. I I almost failed math in
Speaker 1: tenth grade. I did fail math. I failed geometry than
Speaker 1: by eleventh I think I had bailed out. The teacher
Speaker 1: was so mean to me, and I left his class
Speaker 1: and I just never took math again because it wasn't required.
Speaker 2: Math is one of those things that you need a
Speaker 2: good teacher who takes their time. And even if they
Speaker 2: do take their time, there are just certain things your
Speaker 2: brain really can't comprehend. I genuinely, and I've said this before.
Speaker 2: It cannot comprehend geometry. I don't get it. I will
Speaker 2: never get it. I've had tutors for it. I am
Speaker 2: confused by it, and it just doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? And I know people say
Speaker 1: this stuff all the time, but the things that kids
Speaker 1: learn in school, nine times out of ten, they will
Speaker 1: never use in life, and they will have forgotten it
Speaker 1: by the time maybe they do need to use it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: algebra X over y all this crap. Who needs it? Well, ever,
Speaker 1: unless you're going to be a mathematician or some kind
Speaker 1: of rocket scientist.
Speaker 2: The thing is that I believe, and I could be
Speaker 2: corrected on this one. It's about teaching you theory. So again,
Speaker 2: it's more problem solving for the future, like you need
Speaker 2: to learn that. So this way you could learn some
Speaker 2: problem solving solutions in the future and you get some
Speaker 2: common principles of theory that go along.
Speaker 1: I must disagree, not with you, just with that concept.
Speaker 1: I mean, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, percentages is really what
Speaker 1: you use in life. You know what, if you know
Speaker 1: how to put a proper tip on a bill at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, you're good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And even then I just use my mom's trick. You
Speaker 2: just take the first number or numbers if it's you know,
Speaker 2: in the hundreds or thousands, and you multiply it by two.
Speaker 1: Correct. That's all right. Yeah, that's how you do twenty
Speaker 1: percent for the most part. For the most part, yes,
Speaker 1: although there's still some old school people like my dad
Speaker 1: double the tax that's the tip. But first of all,
Speaker 1: the tax rate is different everywhere. Yeah, so that doesn't
Speaker 1: always hold true. You just just twenty percent or more,
Speaker 1: you know, depending on the service. Yeah, I agree, or
Speaker 1: less if they sucked, but you know whatever, it's rare
Speaker 1: that they suck.
Speaker 2: Although I will say I did go out to a
Speaker 2: dinner recently with Gandhi and the server just kept passing us,
Speaker 2: and it was to the point where he was at
Speaker 2: every table and almost purposely was like ignoring us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was like friendly with this guy, and
Speaker 1: he was just like walking past us. Amy, And I
Speaker 1: call that the bastard table and sometimes we are just
Speaker 1: the bastard table. They just are so inattentive to you.
Speaker 1: You're like, you know what, f you?
Speaker 2: It's annoying because at some point you're like, I just
Speaker 2: want the check and I would like to go home.
Speaker 2: I've been here for three hours, Like let's calm this down.
Speaker 2: It's it's too much.
Speaker 1: And then you don't want to be a jerk and
Speaker 1: you don't want to not tip them.
Speaker 2: I mean, I still do twenty percent because it's like,
Speaker 2: this is how the guy makes a living.
Speaker 1: That's another thing. They need to switch tips and make
Speaker 1: it a better salary. You're right, but I feel like
Speaker 1: twenty percent is the base. You know, if you if
Speaker 1: they're really good, you go better than that. And I'll
Speaker 1: do that. You know, I very rarely go less than
Speaker 1: twenty unless sometimes I'll do like nineteen percent. What are
Speaker 1: you colding? I don't know. So you a table? What
Speaker 1: if this is a mess? It's a mess? Look mess? Eh?
Speaker 1: Thank you mess? This table? Right? That looks much better.
Speaker 1: But but I mean sometimes I'll go nineteen percent, but
Speaker 1: only because in my wacked out head, if something like,
Speaker 1: you know, thirty six ninety three, I'll make it something
Speaker 1: something o seven because I just want to make the
Speaker 1: dollar amount even. Okay, that's fair. I like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just put a round number, so I
Speaker 2: just make like even if it's you know, thirty nine
Speaker 2: eighty seven, I'll just give you know, make the tip
Speaker 2: and even seven dollars. So this way it's nice and
Speaker 2: everything goes and I don't have to do math. I
Speaker 2: hate doing math. But yeah, back to geometry. I failed it.
Speaker 2: I only passed because I scheme my.
Speaker 1: Way out of it. That's the shapes, right, yeah, it
Speaker 1: is shapes. Okay, that is figuring out like angles and
Speaker 1: right obtuse all that stuff be square to square of that?
Speaker 1: Who needs that? Ever? I love algebra, Like I said, algebra, okay,
Speaker 1: can you stuy? I just don't understand when when when
Speaker 1: are you ever going to have that problem in life?
Speaker 1: When square plus this and that?
Speaker 2: Again, it's more the concept of using other things to
Speaker 2: like add on top of it, like it helps with
Speaker 2: your problem solving skills. I genuinely think that's it.
Speaker 1: I guess I should have taken it then, because I
Speaker 1: can't solve my problems. I guess algebra would have helped
Speaker 1: not all.
Speaker 2: Like again, that's the reason why they're therapists and psychologists,
Speaker 2: but just genuine problem solving techniques.
Speaker 1: It helps. Okay, so that's it. I mean I.
Speaker 2: Always have I've always believed that philosophy should be a
Speaker 2: class that like everybody learns, that should be main curriculum
Speaker 2: for everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't like those dogs with the big snout, like
Speaker 1: the really long snout. You don't like the greyhounds, No,
Speaker 1: the wimer Rinders, right, I don't know. Those are just
Speaker 1: the goofy gray ones that just are goofy with the
Speaker 1: floppy ears. But that one that was on TV with
Speaker 1: the big long snout, I don't like those. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: look weird. I also don't really like small dogs. Luna
Speaker 1: is too adorable. Oh she just got a haircut. She
Speaker 1: was so cute. Please don't hate me, But I also
Speaker 1: despise my I mean, I'm talking teacup, like really small.
Speaker 1: That's not if you carried in a purse. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's not for me. Luna doesn't go in purses. Good,
Speaker 1: she's she's so cute. Has she ever been in a stroller?
Speaker 1: Please tell me? Now? God, no, Jackie would never although no,
Speaker 1: I take that back, Jackie would you wouldn't. No, like
Speaker 1: I'm at the mall and somebody's pushing a dog in
Speaker 1: a stroller. I just want to knock the stroller over.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. No, I don't want the dog to get hurt,
Speaker 1: but it's just it's still like why because that's how
Speaker 1: they want to walk their dog. Leave the thing home?
Speaker 1: Then oh my god, the dog needs to go out
Speaker 1: and they want to take the dog with.
Speaker 2: You, but it's not getting any exercise. The dog doesn't listen.
Speaker 2: I feel like the teacup dogs don't get much exercise.
Speaker 2: They get exhausted just by walking two feet. God, people,
Speaker 2: I mean, it shouldn't bother me that much as someone
Speaker 2: to take their dog and a stroller.
Speaker 1: Just it does, It does a little bit. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to the list, Yeah, add it to the list. My
Speaker 1: ears so itchy. That's good. It might be yeast yeast, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I read that that's a problem for dogs because Sawyer
Speaker 1: will scratch the hell out of his ear, and in
Speaker 1: the summertime it's usually an infection because he likes to
Speaker 1: go on the water in the pool. Yeah, but otherwise,
Speaker 1: if they scratch the hell out of it, there might
Speaker 1: be a buildup of yeast in their ears. Almost like
Speaker 1: a yeast infection, but in their ear. Yeah, it's kind
Speaker 1: of gross. Yeah. Yeah, Luna loves going in the pool.
Speaker 1: We call it splashies.
Speaker 2: And now that the pool is open, she went splashies
Speaker 2: for the first time this season. And let me tell
Speaker 2: you something, that dog goes nuts, like Psycho.
Speaker 1: Can Sawyer comes splash He's in your pool with Luna
Speaker 1: Sawyer who can is welcome and come splashy anytime. Is
Speaker 1: it a liner pool or concrete though it's a concrete Okay, good, yeah,
Speaker 1: good Because at the for the very first time, when
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to get out, he might like
Speaker 1: scratch a liner, but he just needs to be directed
Speaker 1: to the steps. Yeah, and then he's all He will
Speaker 1: dive all day. Yeah, he will not stop the thing
Speaker 1: that he does. That's crazy though, and I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if there's any other dogs that do this, but he
Speaker 1: does what we like to call the butt dance. So
Speaker 1: what he'll do is he'll get out of the water,
Speaker 1: he'll shake off a little bit, and he'll go into
Speaker 1: the bushes and he'll he'll bounce his ass up into hill.
Speaker 1: He twerks on the trees and the bushes and I
Speaker 1: don't understand if he's like scratching his butthole or what
Speaker 1: he's doing. But he always he runs out of the pool,
Speaker 1: shake butt, dances on a tree, and then he jumps
Speaker 1: back in the pool.
Speaker 2: Jackie's friend has a duck tolling retriever. Okay, that thing
Speaker 2: is insane, but it's so cute. Remy and he, when
Speaker 2: he was at al would just jump in, catch it,
Speaker 2: come to the stairs. You would have to throw it again,
Speaker 2: like for a solid fit. The dog never got tired.
Speaker 2: It was crazy.
Speaker 1: And then you had Luna who was just like, please
Speaker 1: back away, I do not want to engage. Just splash
Speaker 1: water at me. Her legs are really short though, yeah,
Speaker 1: so can she swim. So the thing that she's doing
Speaker 1: now is she and this is what we why we
Speaker 1: call it splashies. She just likes the motion of the
Speaker 1: water being directed towards her and she like tries to
Speaker 1: catch the water with her mouth. So the problem is
Speaker 1: that by the end of it, and yes, we've checked,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna get like, she's not drowning herself. The
Speaker 1: chlorine is fine, we've checked. Yes, don't sorry for people
Speaker 1: listening right now, dogs will drink a little bit of
Speaker 1: pool water. It's fine.
Speaker 2: I mean Luna peas like she goes from being like
Speaker 2: a little mini pup to just having like a water
Speaker 2: balloon inside her. She peas constantly after doing splashes because
Speaker 2: she tries to catch all the water. But yeah, now
Speaker 2: what she does is when you're done splashing her, she
Speaker 2: gets frustrated, so she'll go on the first step and
Speaker 2: just start trying to splash herself.
Speaker 1: Well, I have a feeling that Luna is the type
Speaker 1: of dog that if you held her, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: placed her in the water but kept holding her, she'd
Speaker 1: be doing it's done that before and go nowhere. But
Speaker 1: just keep paddling. I have a video. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: so freaking cute. Yeah, but see, Sawyer will dive on people,
Speaker 1: that's his problem. And he has nails, you know, So
Speaker 1: if you run around the pool and jump in, he
Speaker 1: will jump on top of you and scrape your back.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, yeah, he just gets so excited he
Speaker 1: can't he cannot hold his excitement and he just goes ape.
Speaker 2: But that's what's amazing about dogs is that they're just
Speaker 2: filled with so much unconditional love where they're just like
Speaker 2: I need you and energy, yeah, and energy, seriously too
Speaker 2: much energy. I would like a bigger dog, just because
Speaker 2: then I could go running with said bigger dog.
Speaker 1: Sawyer is the best. I still take him out on
Speaker 1: the bicycle. I have that attachment that's like a pole
Speaker 1: so he can't pull the bike down, and it hooks
Speaker 1: up and there's like a springy thing on it and
Speaker 1: I will put it on the bike and before I
Speaker 1: even am ready to go, he pulls me out of
Speaker 1: the driveway. I don't have to peddle probably for about
Speaker 1: three or four blocks until he starts slowing down a
Speaker 1: little bit because he goes nuts and he just pulls me.
Speaker 1: It is, but I figure it's probably about a mile
Speaker 1: and then he's like, all right, I'm good. I kind
Speaker 1: of have to start heading home because after a mile
Speaker 1: he starts getting at it. I would like to go
Speaker 1: home now. Yeah, but he loves it. He still loves it.
Speaker 1: He's going to be seven next month and he loves it. Seven.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what's today? So it's oh, it's Memorial Day.
Speaker 1: Weekend is coming up. Yeah. Wow, this month went by
Speaker 1: really fast. Yes it did.
Speaker 2: I felt like my birthday was just was I mean,
Speaker 2: it was less than a month ago. But I felt
Speaker 2: like April went took a long time to get through. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this month, he was June because the weather sucked. I
Speaker 2: think it's because April it rained a lot. It was
Speaker 2: just garbage, and the weather was other. Temperatures were up
Speaker 2: and down or whatever. I mean, it's been worse this month,
Speaker 2: I guess in New York at least the past. Listen,
Speaker 2: every single chore had to be done at my parents'
Speaker 2: house this weekend, every single chore.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I went for a run yesterday Sunday with Lunar two
Speaker 2: days ago. No, Lona doesn't run, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: You take her for a walk, and when she's done,
Speaker 2: she just she just her thing. Also, she just goes
Speaker 2: on her back when she's done because she just wants
Speaker 2: belly rubs.
Speaker 1: I got it. However, I went for a run and
Speaker 1: then I got back in my dets, like, do you
Speaker 1: want a power wash? How could you say no? So
Speaker 1: I power washed under a tree. It's a lot. I
Speaker 1: was gonna move in furniture, move in vacuums. I was
Speaker 1: gonna do some power washing this weekend. But it was
Speaker 1: so hot. It was ninety plus both days. Yeah, Saturday,
Speaker 1: we went to a soccer game way out on Long Island,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh god, and it was so hot.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the kids do it. And then
Speaker 1: Sunday we went to adventure Land, the amusement park. Where
Speaker 1: is that. It's on Long Island. It's been there since
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty two. Oh wow, yeah, it's it's like Long
Speaker 1: Island's amusement park if you say Long Island. It actually
Speaker 1: even a movie called adventure Land that was based on that.
Speaker 2: Is that Christy Stewart and Michael Sarah Yes, yes, Jesse Eisenberg, yes,
Speaker 2: one of them, yep?
Speaker 1: Him? Sorry? Cool? Yeah, yeah, so that was that was
Speaker 1: based on adventure Land. Oh, no way. The only thing
Speaker 1: that kind of annoys me is they were one of
Speaker 1: the last amusement parks that you could just walk into
Speaker 1: and not pay, but if you wanted to go on stuff,
Speaker 1: then you could buy tickets or a brais ticket. But
Speaker 1: with them, yes, they don't do that anymore as of
Speaker 1: this season or maybe last, because the season after COVID
Speaker 1: they really got screwed. They lost a ton of money.
Speaker 1: So now you have to pay no matter what. You
Speaker 1: need a bracelet to get in, and it's forty two
Speaker 1: dollars just to walk in. So it's kind of annoying
Speaker 1: because it's really expensive now. And then we were having
Speaker 1: lunch and it was myself and two girls. It was
Speaker 1: Cooper and her friend, and lunch was fifty four dollars
Speaker 1: fifty four fifty four dollars for chicken nuggets and a
Speaker 1: piece of pizza and two tacos and some drinks. That's insane.
Speaker 1: Do they have Is it like a branded Kiosk? It's
Speaker 1: their little cafeteria they've got you buy the balls. The
Speaker 1: only branded cafeteria. The only branded thing they have is Dippin' Dots, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, is the ice cream of the future.
Speaker 1: But I'm not seeing it yet. For forty years they've
Speaker 1: been ice cream of the future. It's just all it
Speaker 1: is just frozen little balls. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it never and know it the worst, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: And I can I just get the goosebum because anytime
Speaker 2: someone bites into ice or ice cream, I legit get goosebumps.
Speaker 1: So with Dippin' Dots because your teeth hurt. I hate it.
Speaker 2: I have a like that's number one for me. I
Speaker 2: can't do and Dippin' dots the spoon. M Oh, you
Speaker 2: have to start scraping. I'm look at this, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: But where else can you get it? Other than like
Speaker 1: theme parks and baseball places at stadiums. Can't buy it
Speaker 1: if you can't go to the store. Yeah, because you
Speaker 1: can't really put that in a full on like ice
Speaker 1: cream freezer, because I think they would just solidify. They
Speaker 1: keep them at a special temperature.
Speaker 2: In those the ice cream of the future, I guess,
Speaker 2: I believe. I read an article that said that Dippin'
Speaker 2: Dots business model is causing them to fail because it's.
Speaker 1: Like, you can't store it in grocery stores. Well, right,
Speaker 1: you can only find it out like amusement parks. I
Speaker 1: will say the banana split though delicious, but I think
Speaker 1: you know that makes people search them out and they
Speaker 1: will go to these places to get it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not paying forty two dollars to get myself some Dippin' dots.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no, you're right. But anyway, so we
Speaker 1: had a nice day and there were a couple of
Speaker 1: water so we did a few of those, and of
Speaker 1: course Cooper has to get soaking wet. You know, there
Speaker 1: was the boat thing you could steer into the waterfall
Speaker 1: or away from it, and of course she's just like
Speaker 1: full on in it, dripping everything. And then she wants
Speaker 1: to go and they the dryer. You know they have
Speaker 1: that dryer that you stand in at water parks. It's
Speaker 1: like five dollars for two minutes and all. It doesn't
Speaker 1: puts some heat lamps on, it doesn't do anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a gimmick. But we had a good time.
Speaker 1: But my question was and I put it on Twitter,
Speaker 1: but nobody really cared is so we went on the
Speaker 1: bumper cars. Okay, I like the bumper cars, and I
Speaker 1: just don't know what bumper car etiquette is. Like if
Speaker 1: there's a stranger coming right at you and slams into you,
Speaker 1: I don't look at them, Like I won't look at them,
Speaker 1: like if you were about to slam in the side
Speaker 1: of me, I like look down and go and I'll
Speaker 1: just steer the other way. I feel like it's uncomfortable
Speaker 1: to look someone in the eye that just rammed you
Speaker 1: from the side. I don't know why, but it's just
Speaker 1: the thing. And like if it's if it's my kids
Speaker 1: or my wife, or whatever. I'm like yeah and laugh,
Speaker 1: and but a stranger You're like yeah, yeah, it's almost
Speaker 1: like a car accident, like a stranger. I won't I
Speaker 1: won't look. I don't know. It's really weird. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of weird. I look uncomfortably down and a way
Speaker 1: and I'll just drive away like it was a hit
Speaker 1: and run. I don't know. So it's just I noticed
Speaker 1: it yesterday. While I was doing it. Every time a
Speaker 1: random stranger hit me, I didn't look at them.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair, because I have another one for you.
Speaker 2: When you're getting your hair washed at like I don't
Speaker 2: know if they do that the supercuts.
Speaker 1: But first, it's been probably fifteen to twenty years before
Speaker 1: I had my hair since I've had my hair washed
Speaker 1: at a salon, well, the barbershop I go to, they
Speaker 1: wash your hair, and I want these guys washing my hair. Why,
Speaker 1: I know, weird. They have that jankety sink with the
Speaker 1: head cut out in it, and it's that sink has
Speaker 1: been there since I was a kid, and it's just
Speaker 1: so gross. I don't put my head in there. Plus,
Speaker 1: you go to barbershop and don't w wash you their
Speaker 1: hair to barbershop. They wash it beforehand, like an old
Speaker 1: old man barber shop. They don't wash your hair, Yes,
Speaker 1: they do not at old man barbershops would do what
Speaker 1: old man? You go to supercuts? What old man barbershops?
Speaker 1: Have you been to cuts? I've been going to the
Speaker 1: same barbershop for probably thirty five years. I got my
Speaker 1: first haircut there. I bet you they have a sink.
Speaker 1: They do have a sink. I just told you. They
Speaker 1: have an old ass sink on the wall with the
Speaker 1: head cut.
Speaker 2: And what do you think they use it for. They
Speaker 2: wash people's hair before because it makes that it's easier
Speaker 2: to cut.
Speaker 1: That's the condition. It use a buzzer on me. I
Speaker 1: don't care. Okay, they're a very very I've only seen
Speaker 1: maybe a dozen people ever have their hair washing that's sinking.
Speaker 1: All the years I've been.
Speaker 2: Going this one, everybody gets it. The one in Jersey
Speaker 2: City that's trendy.
Speaker 1: That's why it's a trendy place. I don't think it's trendy.
Speaker 1: They just do it. You do not go to an
Speaker 1: old school barber shop. I'm taking home today. I want
Speaker 1: to see it. I'm gonna get help you. It's not
Speaker 1: you don't you don't go to an old school barber shop.
Speaker 1: I do, okay, I want to see do.
Speaker 2: You want me to call my let me think she Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna call my barber.
Speaker 1: No, it's fine. But my cousin Alison, she's like a legit,
Speaker 1: like a question hair hair sty list. The person who
Speaker 1: cuts hair at the beauty parlor, Well, she cuts men's
Speaker 1: and women's hair. Wait your barbershop? Do you have to
Speaker 1: make an appointment? Yes? Okay, it's not a barbershop, then
Speaker 1: I'm just saying no, it could be called a barber shop.
Speaker 1: But if you have to make appointment, it's a salon.
Speaker 2: It's not a salon. It's only men working in there,
Speaker 2: so what. And there's a female working in there. But
Speaker 2: the way they cut hair, they don't cut.
Speaker 1: Did they make her sweep up? No, she's one of
Speaker 1: the main I'm kidding, dude, I'm kidding, Jesus, says the
Speaker 1: person who's like, it's that a biba shop. You make
Speaker 1: an appointment? Absolutely not. You should be able to go
Speaker 1: in there and ring a bell and they just let
Speaker 1: you sit. No bell, You sit there and wait your turn.
Speaker 2: Yep, with an appointment, okay, even the one I used
Speaker 2: to go to in by my parents' house.
Speaker 1: That was all older men who used to cut the hair.
Speaker 1: You still had to make an appointment. The weirdest thing
Speaker 1: about my barber shop and there's only one guy that
Speaker 1: still does it, the really old guy. When you're done,
Speaker 1: he puts this contraption on his hand with like these
Speaker 1: metal spring thing that goes over his hand, and it's
Speaker 1: a it's a massager. So it's this old machine, probably
Speaker 1: from the fifties, and he goes and he goes. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't like this. That's not a Biber shops. Creepy,
Speaker 1: definitely not Biber shop.
Speaker 2: So you're saying the sink is weird. Putting your head
Speaker 2: in a sink where they wash your hair.
Speaker 1: A dirty old barbershop, yes, a.
Speaker 2: Dirty old barberge, but yet an old massage thing where
Speaker 2: the man's like, hey.
Speaker 1: Oh, I said, it's creepy. There you go said like
Speaker 1: this is fine, but putting your hair in a barbershop
Speaker 1: is weird. I started off by saying, it's creepy.
Speaker 2: But your barbershop has this once that have sinks are
Speaker 2: apparently off limits to you.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I said. I decided don't get
Speaker 1: my hair washed at a barber shop. You find weird
Speaker 1: are very interesting. I didn't say it was weird. No,
Speaker 1: you said it was a gaggy sink. It's gross. I
Speaker 1: don't want to put my head in that thing. Is
Speaker 1: all that a personal massage? Or is not weird? I
Speaker 1: said it is weird. I don't like it. It's awkward.
Speaker 1: For the old man to be rubbing me with a
Speaker 1: machine is awkward. There's no practical use for that. You're correct.
Speaker 1: Like a barbershop, they wash your hair to cut it, Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 2: You would actually do it afterwards, because that's yes, because
Speaker 2: I pretty much just are you a person who gets
Speaker 2: your haircut and just goes about your day or do
Speaker 2: you have to go home and showers?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't have to go home and shower,
Speaker 1: but I'll be careful not to put my head on
Speaker 1: things that little hairs will get all because they just
Speaker 1: they take the blow dryer and that doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: They're still hairll up on your forehead and your ears, yeah,
Speaker 1: behind your ears. Oh it's bad. And the gross part
Speaker 1: is some of that hair is not yours, you know,
Speaker 1: because they don't clean those instruments very well. I don't care.
Speaker 1: First of all, the blue stuff is usually so cloudy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that it's been there forever. You're taking a break.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break, okay, barbarusol and we're back. Wow,
Speaker 1: welcome back. By the way, there've been some funky commercials
Speaker 1: playing lately. I'm just saying that's cool. So that's all good.
Speaker 1: Oh I need to know, is I'm getting this sh money? Baby?
Speaker 1: How much money? I don't know. We're doing pretty well
Speaker 1: this month. We're tracking pretty well, okay. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not like stupid money.
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's never gonna be stupid money. Why,
Speaker 2: because we're bound by what we do.
Speaker 1: You smelled up by the way it smells. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is it? It's drugs. Someone's smoking the Mary Jane. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't be you shouldn't be allowed to smoke weed in
Speaker 1: a building for madness in here, in a business. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: Like that's not okay, it's not okay. Do you smoke
Speaker 1: cigarettes in here? Hey, you get me a Winston? I mean,
Speaker 1: what's Winstein? People vape? Now, it's all vaping.
Speaker 2: I mean you go outside and you see, Yeah, people
Speaker 2: like smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 1: But everybody vapes. I get it, but you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to do it inside. It's illegal. Yeah, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: the Buildings department. I actually wouldn't be surprised if you
Speaker 1: did that, or the fire department. Even excuse me, mister firefighter.
Speaker 1: I'm a little booby. There's smoke. Please have me right away.
Speaker 1: I think someone's got drugs. In case you want to answer,
Speaker 1: bring the police. I'm sorry, I can't. Uh anyway, you're
Speaker 1: back to barbisol. So how often you sup to change
Speaker 1: because there's all kinds of hair floating. They don't use
Speaker 1: barbersol at mine, of course not because it's not a
Speaker 1: barber shop. If they don't have the blue thing where
Speaker 1: they put the combs in, it's not a barbershop. They
Speaker 1: have combs, they just wash them. No, they have to
Speaker 1: have the blue stuff. They have to You are so
Speaker 1: defiant in what you believe in and the pin pin
Speaker 1: you add. How do you say that that it's the
Speaker 1: green container with the powder that they put on you
Speaker 1: or the spray. It's like it's p I n U
Speaker 1: A D. I don't know. I've seen that before with
Speaker 1: the guy, a little gentleman with the hat with the thing. Yeah, gentleman,
Speaker 1: I love that they still have like old school barbershop things.
Speaker 1: They have a lot of all the new crap too,
Speaker 1: but I like the old school barbershop stuff. I do
Speaker 1: go to one, so I've seen it. Do they still
Speaker 1: shave your neck with a blade? Yes, a fresh blade, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the.
Speaker 2: Yes zo Yeah. That thing's a little crusty looking, if
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Yeah. Everything is disgusting, like so that again.
Speaker 1: But the sink is gross. Yeah, yeah, I know that
Speaker 1: all the stuff that they just used on the person
Speaker 1: before me, who probably has some sort of disease that
Speaker 1: they didn't clean whatever. And plus there's there's this one razor,
Speaker 1: this buzzer that did do the back of my neck
Speaker 1: with yeah, and it cuts me every time. Right in
Speaker 1: the middle there's like some piece shard of metal and
Speaker 1: I'm like ah, and he goes, oh, it's so saordy,
Speaker 1: you know, and he uses a different I'm like, every
Speaker 1: single time it cuts me, he goes, only you. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that can't be possibly true, it can't be And then
Speaker 1: he has to spray the alcohol on me or whatever.
Speaker 1: The no, no, no, I get it because I'm bleeding. He
Speaker 1: sprays stuff on me. There was it. One time he
Speaker 1: was so bad he had he use a sticktic How
Speaker 1: do you say that? Stiptic septic? No, stiptic pencil pen
Speaker 1: Never this powder, stiptic powder. Yeah, when you bleed, they
Speaker 1: put this stuff because it has to clot the bleeding
Speaker 1: that they cut you, you know, knowing.
Speaker 2: You though, it probably is like a cut this big
Speaker 2: and you're like, no, no, he dabs it.
Speaker 1: I feel it, I feel the blood. It's rest. You
Speaker 1: gotta getting woozy. There was one time I did. He
Speaker 1: had to give me a bottle of water. Who My
Speaker 1: face was all red because he cut me. He cut
Speaker 1: the back of me, and I was like, oh, do
Speaker 1: you have any water? It's so you, that is so you.
Speaker 1: It is me. Take me or leave me? Dude? What
Speaker 1: can I tell you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know what that man probably is like,
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he really exaggerated for a small little cut.
Speaker 1: No, it was also really hot in there. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: they don't have air conditioning front, So what's the heat
Speaker 1: or not the heat? What's the what does heat have
Speaker 1: to do with I get overheated? You get overheated? That
Speaker 1: it was hot and it would and it was blood
Speaker 1: and overheat and hotness, and it was it was just
Speaker 1: too many things all at once for my system to handle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I just needed water and he went into overload mode.
Speaker 1: I did, Oh, I did. I did. But I like
Speaker 1: the barber shop, you know what, the like every month
Speaker 1: and a half I go, and it's always a good time.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say how often I probably every
Speaker 1: three to four weeks I go, because in between I'll
Speaker 1: try to do like the little snip with the scissor
Speaker 1: just a little bit on the side because the side
Speaker 1: will stick out and you can't. It won't go down.
Speaker 1: It just like starts to stick out and get long.
Speaker 1: And I'll go and he'll go, hey, you cut your hair,
Speaker 1: didn't you. I'm like a little And then they can
Speaker 1: tell they know, and they also know when you went
Speaker 1: to somebody else. Yeah that's crazy, because there was one
Speaker 1: time the line was so long. I was like, screw this.
Speaker 1: So I went to another barbershop where someone that used
Speaker 1: to work there defected and opened his own place. So
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, man, how's it going. He's like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it in a long time. I'm like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, the other place whatever. So he cut my
Speaker 1: hair and the next time I went, they were like,
Speaker 1: huh did you go somewhere else? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I had a thing and you were busy. It's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird cheating on a barber. Maybe one day I'll
Speaker 1: just shave my head. Yeah, I think I could pull
Speaker 1: it off. There was that one time during COVID where
Speaker 1: the kids cut my hair. It wasn't that bad. I
Speaker 1: had to fix it a little, but it wasn't It
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. I mean my hair was so overgrown
Speaker 1: like yours as usually, and I just had to get it.
Speaker 1: Do you just have to say things like that, what
Speaker 1: your hair is overgrown as usual?
Speaker 2: Where usually they don't need a weed whacker. I get
Speaker 2: a five on the side. Five yeah wow wow, Yeah
Speaker 2: that's that's long.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean otherwise it's like I can't pull off that.
Speaker 1: I think you could. No, No, I get one. The
Speaker 1: problem is that with curly hair that grows in. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it goes like I get like a bang that looks
Speaker 1: like Caesar. I get the Caesar bang and then this
Speaker 1: starts growing in. When this starts growing in, it's.
Speaker 2: Hard to mat it down because I don't use gel
Speaker 2: or products.
Speaker 1: Have you ever straightened it? Yes? I want to see
Speaker 1: a picture. Please.
Speaker 2: It's really stupid looking. I used to think that having
Speaker 2: long hair was the coolest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Please show me a picture. I'm begging eighth grade graduation.
Speaker 1: I could do anything. You were not supposed to have
Speaker 1: your hair on your collar, Donna, it was bad. Donna,
Speaker 1: please post the picture. I'm begging you. Every once in
Speaker 1: a while, Donna will post like an old picture of
Speaker 1: you my little baby, and I love them so much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't make fun of it. I don't. I think
Speaker 1: it's so precious. I love it.
Speaker 2: My mom was great because she always took pictures. We
Speaker 2: have so many pictures and we The best part is
Speaker 2: we actually have in our house a photo wall and
Speaker 2: we take a family picture every year.
Speaker 1: Do me favor for tomorrow for TBT. Yes, you and
Speaker 1: I both post a picture from I don't know what
Speaker 1: eighth grade. I want to see the hair straight Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have it of my hair straight. You don't
Speaker 1: have it. There's not one picture that exists of when
Speaker 1: you straighten your hair.
Speaker 2: I mean that was something that it would be like, Oh,
Speaker 2: straighten it well, it would just be the problem also
Speaker 2: is that when you straighten it, it kind of just
Speaker 2: goes flat. You can't really style it because the minute
Speaker 2: you put water or something on it, it just curls
Speaker 2: up again.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is graduation season, so let's do high school
Speaker 1: graduation pictures tomorrow. You and May will do them side
Speaker 1: by side.
Speaker 2: I will do eighth grade because that's when my hair
Speaker 2: was super curly. Eighth grade, I think we've seen that one.
Speaker 1: Uh No, that was my freshman year of high school.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's like only a couple of months later.
Speaker 2: Freshman year of high school is when they cut the back.
Speaker 2: They tried to shape it. It was so bad.
Speaker 1: Eighth grade was when I just let my it was
Speaker 1: very curly. I don't know that. I see. I don't
Speaker 1: have like an official eighth grade graduation picture. I don't
Speaker 1: give a year took the No, we didn't have middle school.
Speaker 1: We didn't get yearbooks. Huh. Everyone's like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: We did not have yearbooks. And we might have had
Speaker 1: some like paperback little piece of crap, but there weren't
Speaker 1: like pictures of everybody in it. I was on the
Speaker 1: yearbook committee. It's a great time, I'm going to put
Speaker 1: a call out to my classmates and see if there's
Speaker 1: a middle school yearbook, because I don't think that there was. Well,
Speaker 1: I definitely have my eighth grade one, so huh. I
Speaker 1: was it like a hardcore or like a hard car
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah, No, we definitely did not have that.
Speaker 1: And it was always fun when those came out. And
Speaker 1: when they first first came out, they had a new
Speaker 1: section that you could choose to put in your yearbook
Speaker 1: or not. Yeah wait news Yeah, so they would do
Speaker 1: like a recap of the year. But it was like
Speaker 1: a national thing though, right it was every yearbook had
Speaker 1: the same thing in it. You know that I was
Speaker 1: part of that one year shut up in the graduating
Speaker 1: class of twenty eleven or twenty twelve, I forget which one.
Speaker 1: I am in the front of a yearbook under coupon
Speaker 1: craziness because that was the year that extra couponing started
Speaker 1: and it was all the rage, it really was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so there's there's the awful picture of me laying
Speaker 1: on a bed of coupons where it looks like I'm
Speaker 1: like stoned out of my mind because it was the
Speaker 1: worst picture on the planet that this woman made me
Speaker 1: take It's like, okay, lay down on this bed of
Speaker 1: coupons and hold the scissor. And it was such a
Speaker 1: weird angle because I was lying down and she was
Speaker 1: over me. And it's the worst picture. Every Google extreme couponing,
Speaker 1: is that picture pop up? It probably is, it's possible.
Speaker 1: If it's possible, I checked what's her name, Christine Flipsy
Speaker 1: that that works at iHeart. It was in her yearbook
Speaker 1: and I remember she sent me a picture. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: I could know that would be my college years. Maybe
Speaker 1: also put in Newsday because it was a Newsday picture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the news Day picture. I know
Speaker 1: that one. That's the one. It was on the you
Speaker 1: in this one, that awful, pure how terrible? This is?
Speaker 1: Shut up? That picture was on the cover of like
Speaker 1: part two of Newsday, that awful picture of me laying
Speaker 1: and it was a full freaking page. And I was
Speaker 1: so angry because she didn't let me see it beforehand,
Speaker 1: you know, like when you go to the DMV andeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like that one. I don't like that one.
Speaker 1: Can you retake it? She didn't show me anything because
Speaker 1: I don't think it was digital even was it. She
Speaker 1: might have been using films. She was an old timer, imagine.
Speaker 1: But hold oh yeah, that's it. That's it. It's horrendous.
Speaker 1: And I also got a stupid haircut, like right before it.
Speaker 1: You look solid. My face is so puffy and fat.
Speaker 1: My hair is so short. If you're watching this on YouTube,
Speaker 1: please please just comment on this. It's that's just such
Speaker 1: an awful, awful, awful picture. I look terrible, terrible. I'm
Speaker 1: saving this. I'm gonna make this your new contact photo whatever, dude,
Speaker 1: please don't do that. Oh yeah, I am this way.
Speaker 1: When I'm texting, I get to see this. Also, I
Speaker 1: have like four Scottie Bees in my phone. Really, the
Speaker 1: one that I have now is you holding two cherries
Speaker 1: with a count Chocula shirt. Oh my god, that's such
Speaker 1: an old picture. Yeah, I'm gonna switch it. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I like that shot. It's okay. Now, okay, I want
Speaker 1: the extreme coup hunting pick. Those were ray Neer cherries.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. So freaking good.
Speaker 1: You're a douche. I love it so much. It's just
Speaker 1: such a terrible, terrible picture. Yeah, she she was like, ah,
Speaker 1: I love it. That's the one I remember they set
Speaker 1: this crotchety haad to my house crutched the egg. Yes,
Speaker 1: and and like I was just so angry when I
Speaker 1: saw it, because I didn't see it until it was
Speaker 1: in the paper. I mean, I there, and people still
Speaker 1: got the newspaper back then. That's that's eleven years ago.
Speaker 1: I mean you still get a newspaper. I do, but
Speaker 1: people like really still got the paper back Yeah. Now
Speaker 1: I just get it on Sundays for the coupons. That's it.
Speaker 1: And and and it's like almost doesn't make any sense
Speaker 1: because the paper is so expensive now that you're not
Speaker 1: saving as much as it is to pay for the paper.
Speaker 1: But I got them to drop the rate because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm can't. You know, That's that's a pretty good tactic.
Speaker 1: If something that you have a subscription to is just
Speaker 1: too expensive, you tell them can you please cancel my subscription?
Speaker 1: And they're like, but why sir, Well, I just keep
Speaker 1: been a member for sixty four years. Yes, I just
Speaker 1: can't afford it anymore. Like okay, well what if we
Speaker 1: give it to you for a dollar a week for
Speaker 1: a year. Okay, I'll take it. You know, so you
Speaker 1: just kind of have to play hardball with them or
Speaker 1: you have to go. I don't know. It's still like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's sixty five dollars and how many weeks
Speaker 1: fifty two? Yeah, it's sixty well, attacks and whatever, but
Speaker 1: so whatever, So they'll always almost always drop it. The
Speaker 1: only people that won't or cable companies. You still have cable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like Verizon and whatever for internet.
Speaker 2: And I did that to FiOS once because they were
Speaker 2: telling me my internet went from like two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: for two years to all of a sudden it being
Speaker 2: like four hundred dollars and like, does the package.
Speaker 1: Not work for you anymore? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have a landline lady, Why am I still paying
Speaker 2: for that? You told me this would be a deal
Speaker 2: in the beginning, and now all of a sudden it's not.
Speaker 1: That's where they get you because these promotions expire yep.
Speaker 1: And it's a tiny little small print where you don't know.
Speaker 1: And then and then there you go on the bill
Speaker 1: it says this promotion expired and it's gone up one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It's insane. Yeah, And then when you call them,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I'm sorry, Well, maybe if you want
Speaker 1: to you know, less channels or whatever. I know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you cut the court already, Like, what's a channel? Oh?
Speaker 2: Trust me, I cut the court. But I'm paying more
Speaker 2: than I've ever paid before in my life.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that there's any way to actually cut
Speaker 1: the cord and save money. I just don't. I mean,
Speaker 1: because then you have to buy subscriptions to everything whatever
Speaker 1: you want to watch, and so I just that's why
Speaker 1: I just feel like cable with a DVR is really
Speaker 1: the best way to go. But I mean, if someone
Speaker 1: can school me on it, I'd love it. But you
Speaker 1: have to keep in mind I still like watching live TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I enjoy watching the news and and you know shows
Speaker 1: that are on I watch live TV. So if there's
Speaker 1: any way to keep live TV and still have all
Speaker 1: the channels, then sure tell me how to do it.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, YouTube TV, But that's not the
Speaker 1: thing anymore, isn't. No. I use YouTube I think you
Speaker 1: told me that, but it's I was using Hulu TV,
Speaker 1: and then when I moved to my new apartment. The
Speaker 1: way Hulu with live TV works is that you need
Speaker 1: to keep your location the same. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: in my apartment the IP address changes, and then you're
Speaker 1: only allowed five location switches on Hulu. So then it
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, you're in a new location switch now,
Speaker 1: and then I would do that five times and you're done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it would be like, Okay, you're locked out
Speaker 1: of your accounts. Like cool. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna hang on the cable for a bit.
Speaker 1: They gotta switch things because I don't get it. Plus,
Speaker 1: we still do have a landline. I feel like you
Speaker 1: need it. I just I don't know. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: were born, like, you know, before nineteen eighty five, you
Speaker 1: probably still have a landline. I would think. I don't
Speaker 1: still have one of my parents' house. Well they were
Speaker 1: born before nineteen eighty five. Yeah, so oh, I mean
Speaker 1: the house was nineteen ninety nine. We moved in, right,
Speaker 1: but you could have gotten rid of it. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying it's just I feel like it's just weird for
Speaker 1: me going into a house and they're not being a
Speaker 1: phone somewhere. Yeah. I don't disagree. I just think for
Speaker 1: an emergency it's a necessity, I agree. Or a lantern
Speaker 1: we have a case in case you need the power
Speaker 1: goes out. I mean ours is a battery operated. Do
Speaker 1: you have a generator? I have a portable generator. Huh. So,
Speaker 1: like during Sandy, that thing saved our life, not literally,
Speaker 1: it's you know, so we could have food and heat.
Speaker 1: But I always wanted to get the generac, the whole
Speaker 1: house generator, but they're so expensive and in certain jurisdictions
Speaker 1: they have to be a certain number of feet away
Speaker 1: from the house. So it really would have been like
Speaker 1: an oasis in the middle of my backyard because the
Speaker 1: guy was like, yeah, it's gotta be you know, ten
Speaker 1: feet and then from the property line and the fence
Speaker 1: in the house, and it would have been literally in
Speaker 1: the middle of the backyard as you walk through the fence.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do that. You can't even like
Speaker 1: disguise that with bushes because it's literally in the middle
Speaker 1: of the yard. So sorry, I don't know. One of
Speaker 1: these days, maybe because Long Island gets so many storms nor'easters, hurricanes,
Speaker 1: and it knocks power out for days Like Sandy. We
Speaker 1: were out of power for seventeen days. That's crazy. It
Speaker 1: was insane. So I don't know. I mean, I always
Speaker 1: think about it, but it's not like I have wads
Speaker 1: of extra cash laying around for a twelve thousand dollars generator,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. The portable one is pretty good
Speaker 1: and it's weird. I've had the one that we have
Speaker 1: since Sandy and I didn't start it for like four years,
Speaker 1: and I left the gas in it, which I know
Speaker 1: is terrible that things started right up. It's a powerhouse.
Speaker 1: I found a soda stream in my parents' basement because
Speaker 1: it's bulk pickup week. Yeah, you found some other things too,
Speaker 1: I did you found the bridge game of coffee machine.
Speaker 1: Listen the coffee earned.
Speaker 2: I was so excited when I found it because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: this could work for us, because we've been looking for
Speaker 2: a way to have everyone get coffee without like having
Speaker 2: to go to Duncan.
Speaker 1: Yes, but it's like any other place. It's one of
Speaker 1: those Canter says that you see sitting on the table
Speaker 1: at a confirmation party. After the fact. It's that big
Speaker 1: silver right, it's one hundred cups coffee thing. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: first of all, we don't need that every morning. You
Speaker 1: gotta make fresh coffee every morning in that thing. But listen,
Speaker 1: I mean for the amount of cups that we make Okay,
Speaker 1: so everyone has like fifteen cups. We don't fill it
Speaker 1: all the way up, but I just think that it's
Speaker 1: enough that everybody could come here and have a nice
Speaker 1: cup of coffee every morning.
Speaker 2: And my mom was saying, oh, well, who would clean
Speaker 2: it or who would fill it up? That I was like,
Speaker 2: you would, you would fill it up in the.
Speaker 1: Morning, and then of course, you know, someone will dip
Speaker 1: their balls in it, and I'm done.
Speaker 2: Who's this is another thing? First, it's the sink at
Speaker 2: the barber shops. Now it's people just sticking things into call.
Speaker 1: You know, there have been old man balls in that sink.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt someone has a joke one time, like
Speaker 1: wash their balls in the sink. Why would someone do that,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the fact that I even thought
Speaker 1: of it means that someone else did.
Speaker 2: You're insane, Yes, you were insane. Yes, No one is
Speaker 2: purposely going to you. Really practical jokes people don't do that. No, okay,
Speaker 2: you're the.
Speaker 1: Only person I know who thinks a practical joke would
Speaker 1: be dipping your balls into the barbershop sink and being like,
Speaker 1: d I don't nobody. There has been some old man
Speaker 1: after hours takes his wrinkly balls out and stands okay
Speaker 1: and dips him in the sink and goes hah, Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: that's his whole life's achievement. I did it. I finally
Speaker 1: put those balls in the sink, like what it's been done.
Speaker 1: And you think the same thing happens here with like
Speaker 1: cure eggs and coffee machines and water machines. Didn't you
Speaker 1: see the video of somebody that works here.
Speaker 2: If you drink out of water fountains that legit have
Speaker 2: mold in them.
Speaker 1: Also, I say legit too much. I'm picking up on
Speaker 1: it now, that's okay. Didn't you see the video of
Speaker 1: whoever it was that worked here that like took a
Speaker 1: bite out of something and then put it in the toaster.
Speaker 1: That's a toaster. So I'm hungry. I literally just got legit,
Speaker 1: just got hunger pangs. They're not pains, they're pangs. Did
Speaker 1: you know that? I always used to call it hunger pains,
Speaker 1: but they're not. It's not a hunger pain. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. It's a pang pang like Topanga. No. I
Speaker 1: know Topanga from Loved I Love, Yes, I loved Topanga.
Speaker 1: Yeah m hm Rachel Fishal or whatever, Danielle Fishal that one. Yes,
Speaker 1: but oh here we go. We'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Gotta make the cushy, and we're back. Nice. I had
Speaker 1: enough time to dip my balls in the sink down
Speaker 1: the hall.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised because that's something that apparently you are
Speaker 2: very much like.
Speaker 1: And no one will ever know. Haven't you watched the
Speaker 1: hidden camera shows Like Fox used to have this hidden
Speaker 1: camera show back in the day, and like some some
Speaker 1: guy got mad and like pete in the coffee pot
Speaker 1: and put it back in and then the coworker drank it.
Speaker 1: It's all scripted.
Speaker 2: That's like half the people on YouTube that are like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run this prank in Los Angeles. First of all,
Speaker 2: you're in Los Angeles, so everybody wants to be an actor,
Speaker 2: so they go up to people randomly and are like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're gonna make a sketch.
Speaker 1: Well, those are all fake.
Speaker 2: You could see they're all fake. Everything is fake cameras obviously,
Speaker 2: So you think someone on Fox.
Speaker 1: This is fifteen years ago or more, all the pranks
Speaker 1: are still fake. Every one real one. There's probably at
Speaker 1: least ten that are fake. Nobody's peeing in a coffee
Speaker 1: pot and someone's interrupting to be like, hey, it's happened.
Speaker 1: We had that woman calling in. A couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I peed in the coffee pot at work because I
Speaker 1: hated this girl.
Speaker 2: Jackass is the only show I believe that they actually
Speaker 2: do the pranks that they say.
Speaker 1: Show you believe Jackass for sure. By the way, I
Speaker 1: was told I was supposed to watch Jackass forever. I
Speaker 1: always watch that one too. Cubby and Darren watched it
Speaker 1: and like, you guys, you have to watch it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's streaming. What service is it on. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's on Voodoo. Got to pardon me for eating a banana.
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry, Okay, I get those hunger pangs. I
Speaker 1: should have done it during a break, Yeah, because before
Speaker 1: I was throwing my cup away that I had cereal
Speaker 1: in and milk sprayed all over the place. Huh. And
Speaker 1: you said that you spilled milk, and I said, don't
Speaker 1: cry over spilled milk. Yeah, but you didn't. I don't
Speaker 1: think you knew what I was talking about. I did
Speaker 1: know what you were talking about. It's a very popular phrase. Also,
Speaker 1: people say spilt that's not a proper word. Is it spilt?
Speaker 1: Is sp spilt? Milk? L I T? Isn't it l t?
Speaker 1: Isn't it spilled? S p I L l e ed spuilt?
Speaker 1: Is you could spell that? You could spilt? The past
Speaker 1: tense of spilt. Your extreme coopining photo came up. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's a few words like I also don't
Speaker 1: I also didn't think that whelp was a proper word,
Speaker 1: but apparently it is. Spilt has to be a word
Speaker 1: s P l I T. I don't think so past
Speaker 1: tense spilt real? So what's spilled? Is that also acceptable?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. Welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: grammar chet. Yeah, you know, too bad I didn't about
Speaker 1: it in school because then I would know, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's uh yeah, spilled, spilled, spilt. Okay, then do this
Speaker 1: searchs don't cry over and see what comes up.
Speaker 2: Spilt is actually the original past tense form of the
Speaker 2: verb to spill, but it has, in the last one
Speaker 2: hundred years or so fallen out of use.
Speaker 1: Right, That doesn't mean it's not proper. People just don't
Speaker 1: say it anymore. Yes, got it? Wow? So I'm very
Speaker 1: excited that cherry season is on the way. I know
Speaker 1: you're not a fan. Not a cherry fan. I see
Speaker 1: them in the stores. They're very expensive now because they're
Speaker 1: first just coming to market, and they're not that dark.
Speaker 1: They're not really the bing cherries. They're the what I
Speaker 1: love cherries. I had a cherry tree for a while.
Speaker 1: With those damn birds they take them before you can
Speaker 1: even you know, my bamboo is growing. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: can't eat expeditiously. You can't eat that. Actually you can.
Speaker 1: You can eat bamboo, Yes you can. Oh, there's some
Speaker 1: Chinese food, isn't it. Bamboo sprouts, bam bamboo. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but not the kind that you're growing. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: Moss of bamboo is actually one of the edible ones. Cool.
Speaker 1: You got it in? Yeah, you could eat it.
Speaker 2: You could boil the stalks, bring some in. I'm not
Speaker 2: because I think it's disgusting. Oh but you know for
Speaker 2: others that they season it right. I just have not
Speaker 2: cooked it well, or have it had it cooked well.
Speaker 1: Bamboo shoots, that's right, bamboo shoots. I couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: what they look like though they're in like some Chinese.
Speaker 1: When I get my cashew chicken. Yeah, I think there's
Speaker 1: bamboo shoots in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there probably is, because it's Do you ever taste
Speaker 2: something that's kind of like dries out really quick?
Speaker 1: I can chewing it and you're like, you know what,
Speaker 1: Maybe there's not in there, because I think I know
Speaker 1: everything that's in there. I always ask for water chest nuts.
Speaker 1: I I effing love water chests. They're my favorite. Now,
Speaker 1: wait a second, do they obviously that's Is that a vegetable?
Speaker 1: What a water chestnut? Why would it be a vegetable?
Speaker 1: What is it? Is it a nut? Because says nut? Yes?
Speaker 1: How does it groan? I think like a regular chest
Speaker 1: You think it's on a tree. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: the same kind of thing as a chestnut, like roasting
Speaker 1: over an open fire.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling people probably listen to the show
Speaker 2: and when they know something, they're like, you are idiots.
Speaker 1: Yes, chestnuts wasn't other Scot's supposed to be on this episode.
Speaker 1: He was. He was gonna quiz beyond next week. He
Speaker 1: had something going on. I would like to fly out
Speaker 1: there and hang out with him. Yeah, you and I
Speaker 1: should do a weekend in Colorado. You're gonna smell weed
Speaker 1: everyone and be like I can't do it. I need
Speaker 1: to go home.
Speaker 2: That's true. The Chinese water chest center. Water chestnut is
Speaker 2: as grass like sedge native to Asia, grass like tropical
Speaker 2: Africa and ocean. How do you say this is oceanic
Speaker 2: even though there's an a at the end where Oceania.
Speaker 1: Oceania, Oceania, Oceania. I don't know. It is grown in
Speaker 1: many countries for its edible corms. Oh so it's a corm.
Speaker 2: It's not a nut, but an aquatic vegetable that grows
Speaker 2: in marshes underwater in the mud.
Speaker 1: What is up now? Holy moly? And I bet they
Speaker 1: send dogs down there to get them, just like the truffles. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: did they have people in there with the big long
Speaker 1: rubber pants fishing them out? Yep? I water chestnuts are
Speaker 1: what they put am I thinking of the right things,
Speaker 1: the ones that they put on ice cream like Sundays. No, sir,
Speaker 1: what are those ones? Wet walnuts? Okay, thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to bullsh but I also never understood that as
Speaker 1: an ice cream topic. Wet walnuts. Isn't it just like
Speaker 1: syrupy walnuts? Oh my god, they're so good. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what is the wet part. Is it like maple syrup?
Speaker 1: What is it? Maybe a little bit? I don't know.
Speaker 1: But if you get oh, I love wet walnuts, does
Speaker 1: it taste mapley kind of? You know the walnuts still
Speaker 1: crunchy or they soggy, They're kind of crunchy, still hump
Speaker 1: if it's fresh. I guess you know what one of
Speaker 1: my favorite ice cream toppings is and it's not very popular. Marshmallow. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't really see a purpose for that. See. I
Speaker 1: would always get like a hot Sunday with marshmallow on
Speaker 1: at the topping. And I knew somebody that worked at
Speaker 1: a dairy queen and he told me, only get the
Speaker 1: marshmallow in the beginning of the season. Now, this is
Speaker 1: like the dairy queens that are only open, you know,
Speaker 1: in the summer months, not the ones that are year
Speaker 1: round the restaurants. But he's like, only get the marshmaow
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the season, because come August it's
Speaker 1: been sitting there and it's kind of all clumpy and gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nice and fresh in may clumpy grossness. I love marshmallow.
Speaker 1: I could sit and eat an entire bag of them
Speaker 1: in one city. I love them so much. It's not
Speaker 1: for me. And I love every incarnation of marshmallow, like
Speaker 1: I like marshmallow syrup. I like marshmallow and ice cream.
Speaker 1: I used to my favorite favorite ice cream growing up,
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be like, what's that was Heavenly Hash. Yep,
Speaker 1: Neil heard this seal test. Heavenly Hash was my favorite
Speaker 1: ice cream growing up, and that's when the ice cream
Speaker 1: used to come in the half gallon block containers. They
Speaker 1: didn't when I was a kid. Andy, They didn't come
Speaker 1: and the container, open the top off and just scoop
Speaker 1: it out like a Hagga nuts container, although Hoga Nus
Speaker 1: had that for as long as I can remember. But
Speaker 1: if you bought a half gallon of ice cream, it
Speaker 1: wasn't in the cool like take off the top and
Speaker 1: scoop it out one it was in. It was like
Speaker 1: very very thin cardboard, and it would PLoP it down
Speaker 1: and you'd have to like unhook it and open it
Speaker 1: and then scoop out of there, and the thing would
Speaker 1: get all mangled if it started melting or whatever, and
Speaker 1: it would drool out this terrible yeah. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: that's how it came. A half gallon of ice cream
Speaker 1: was just like this rectangle brick with a thin piece
Speaker 1: of cardboard around it, and that's how it was. Huh
Speaker 1: seal test ice milk. I liked that. That was like
Speaker 1: for people that were trying to be healthier ice milk.
Speaker 1: I don't think I make that anymore because it's probably BS.
Speaker 1: I like Rocky Road ice cream, Yes, that one has marshmallow.
Speaker 1: Rocky Road and Heavenly Hash were similar. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the exact differences. I think one had nuts and
Speaker 1: one didn't, or it was a different type of nut,
Speaker 1: one had almonds and one had No, it wasn't peanuts.
Speaker 1: I forget what the actual difference was. But now do
Speaker 1: you like do like ice cream with a marshmallow swirl?
Speaker 1: Or do you like the actual marshmallow? Actual? Yeah? Me too.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm really craving right now? What like a
Speaker 1: like a blizzard or something with Reese's peanut butter cups. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm craving that now. I was also
Speaker 1: a big fan of Thinny Thin Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: remember for fatty fans like you. I can't believe that
Speaker 1: was an actual commercial, such an eighties thing. I know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy I don't. They don't obviously don't make thinny
Speaker 1: thin anymore.
Speaker 2: They also have a car bell by the way, they
Speaker 2: also have the commercial out now what the commercial that's like,
Speaker 2: there's a weight loss commercial.
Speaker 1: Don't you remember?
Speaker 2: No, Like, there's a commercial that plays now where they're
Speaker 2: like for unnecessary pudge, Like.
Speaker 1: I think you're right, I don't. Yeah, we talked about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what it's for.
Speaker 2: It's just such an outdated word because you can't really say, like, hey, now,
Speaker 2: it's like, are you struggling with weight loss? No, this
Speaker 2: one cuts right to the point and it's like pudge,
Speaker 2: are you like bulging out of your clothes?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine a time where you could say in
Speaker 1: a commercial for fatty fats like you like? And it
Speaker 1: was just okay and normal. I'm just gonna play the commercial.
Speaker 1: We probably have played it before, but carvel one, oh,
Speaker 1: we definitely did it. Was it just put it? Just
Speaker 1: put in thinny thin or yeah, carvel thinny dash thin
Speaker 1: and then we'll get and running. I mean, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get all the you're gonna get all the cookie puss
Speaker 1: ones and whatever. I love cookie puss, but actually you know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Carvel is all across the country,
Speaker 1: but it's in most places and you can get it
Speaker 1: in your supermarkets too. Is that it yeap thinnythin for
Speaker 1: fatty fats like you? Okay, get it was there. It
Speaker 1: was there like diet ice cream before frozen yogurt was
Speaker 1: a thing. Really, this tastes like Carvelle ice cream, but
Speaker 1: it really is an ice cream, Charlie, And that's a contradiction.
Speaker 1: And it's made fresh at Carvell. Tell me more, and
Speaker 1: it only has eighteen and a half calories, but flew
Speaker 1: it down. Well, you're gonna get me. Something comes in
Speaker 1: lots of flavors and even in cake. What is it?
Speaker 1: Feed me? Feed me? It's thinny thin, a dietary frozen
Speaker 1: dessert and I got it at Carvel. Yeah, for fatty
Speaker 1: fats like you. Okay, here it's all you are. Well,
Speaker 1: you finished it, You finished it. Why do I know that?
Speaker 1: That's absolutely insane that that was an ad that would play.
Speaker 1: He also doesn't sound like a fat guy. No, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you can't sound like that. He sounds like
Speaker 1: the guy from Revenge of the Nerds. And it could
Speaker 1: have been him because it was just a voice actor.
Speaker 1: If you look at the commercial, all it was was
Speaker 1: an ice cream dish with a spoon. There was no
Speaker 1: you couldn't see the people stupid. Oh boy, Well, thank
Speaker 1: you guys for listening to Andrews.
Speaker 2: Stop no, stop doing it. I am doing it. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much for listening. We appreciate you guys for listening.
Speaker 2: Forty eight minutes is more than enough. You don't need
Speaker 2: another twelve minutes of us bringing up something else.
Speaker 1: Watch the comments say they're gonna say thank you. Forty
Speaker 1: eight minutes is just enough. It's really funny because when
Speaker 1: we started this, I was like, nobody wants to listen
Speaker 1: that long, and then here you are cutting it off. Yeap,
Speaker 1: because forty five to like, did you do the research?
Speaker 1: Did you call Quinnipiac? Did they do a poll? I
Speaker 1: don't need to do Quinnipiac. Actually read on pod like
Speaker 1: I work on other podcasts, So I actually understand this podcast.
Speaker 1: I understand a little more maybe than you do. Who's
Speaker 1: just like I need to talk another five minutes about
Speaker 1: how my dog pooped out like sweet potato. People are
Speaker 1: gonna want to listen to that sweet potato. I don't know.
Speaker 2: You always come up with something random at the end
Speaker 2: to kind of bait and switch, and then it goes
Speaker 2: over an hour and you're like, yay.
Speaker 1: Bait and what am I car salesman? Yes, I earned
Speaker 1: car salesman. When it's like all right, Andy wants to
Speaker 1: leave early, I guess we won't talk about X item,
Speaker 1: and then I go what item? And then you bring
Speaker 1: it up and you talk for another ten minutes, and
Speaker 1: then we go over an hour and then you're like, yay,
Speaker 1: we did it, yes, yeah, but not today, not on
Speaker 1: my watch. Do I have to drive you home today?
Speaker 1: Is the question? I know. Yay, you can end. We
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Follow us at Serial Killers PC
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Speaker 1: listening to your podcasts. And I just say one more
Speaker 1: thing really quick, and it's not a bait and switch,
Speaker 1: but I thought it was funny while you were mentioning
Speaker 1: all those things. When I was at Adventureland over the weekend,
Speaker 1: we were on the train ride because I always insist
Speaker 1: on going on the train and when it goes around
Speaker 1: the whole park. Every place has that, and they have
Speaker 1: like old signs along the way that they've never changed,
Speaker 1: and it said check in on four square. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not that, not anymore right, that's a long time ago,
Speaker 1: long time ago. I used to be the what is
Speaker 1: it the manager of the president, mayor, the mayor I was.
Speaker 1: I was the mayor of a lot of places.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised I could see you making like a
Speaker 2: point to be the mayor.
Speaker 1: I have a shirt with the mayor crown Lord. Well again,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yes, we'll see you on Monday with an
Speaker 1: all new serial Killers the Bawl. What are you looking
Speaker 1: at slim Fast for? Oh? I thought you were calling
Speaker 1: me a fatty fat You were appointed to the slim
Speaker 1: Fast slim Fest for like you imagine if that was
Speaker 1: their marketing, I think it should Okay, anyway, thanks for
Speaker 1: listening to ball Chat. We'll see you Monday, and have
Speaker 1: a great week weekend. Oh, have a great Memorial Day, Yes, weekend,
Speaker 1: a nice long weekend. Stay safe, bring your little Luna
Speaker 1: dog in there and do some splashies. He's going to
Speaker 1: do all splashing, all right, Take care, all right? Say
Speaker 1: clink Andrew, clink clink. Oh that was a double yeah.
Speaker 1: She jumped back out all right. Well, blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah, See you Monday. Bye bye,