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Speaker 1: Welcome to the full show. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.

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Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here. Yes, I you know, personally,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I'm all about me type of girl.

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Speaker 2: But I love Wednesdays because it's what's on your mind.

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Speaker 2: You know me too, And I love finding out what's

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Speaker 2: happening in your all's life.

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Speaker 3: That is one of my favorite segments for sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and Alexis apparently got ghosted.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna hear about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to go to the Beyonce Cowboy Carter toon.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited to tell you all about because I

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Speaker 3: have some notes.

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Speaker 1: I got some suggestion of course.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so we're going to.

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Speaker 1: Go through all of that. But first, what are we

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Speaker 1: seeing on the comment sections?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're Riyah McNeil said, please please please tell me

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Speaker 3: that I'm right. And the laser sound for Laser Stories

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Speaker 3: is a turtle.

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Speaker 2: It is, yeah, yeah, well but the end I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories ends every time with the sound of a

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Speaker 2: turtle humping shoe.

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Speaker 1: It's a video that we found.

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Speaker 2: You're a decade ago on YouTube and you can still

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Speaker 2: look it up.

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Speaker 1: So random and you'll hear it, says you won't listen

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Speaker 1: for that, and then you'll know what it actually is.

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Speaker 3: So let's get into the full show so you can

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Speaker 3: figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Starts right now.

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Speaker 4: We're just a few short months away from Valentine's Day

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Speaker 4: next year.

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Speaker 1: It's not even in this calendar year.

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Speaker 4: Anymore, just a few short months away. And who would

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Speaker 4: you say is a more romantic culture Americans or the British? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I actually go Americans on that.

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Speaker 4: What the Brits may have one up on us because

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Speaker 4: there's a story in the news about a thirty six

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Speaker 4: year old guy named Johnny Norman who wanted to celebrate

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Speaker 4: his wife's birthday by booking a romantic hotel room getaway.

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Speaker 1: That's sweet, I mean men in America do that too, Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well he went even farther really, because he secretly

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Speaker 4: asked the staff to put thirty assorted bags of chips

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Speaker 4: on the bed while they were out at dinner. Americans

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Speaker 4: would do like rose petals or something. Lame.

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Speaker 2: Wait are they are the chips still in the bag

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Speaker 2: or they just opened and sprinkled?

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Speaker 1: Is it like a trailer?

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Speaker 4: I'll get to that in a sessions. The thing is

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Speaker 4: his wife, Rachel, absolutely loves chips. He thought she would

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Speaker 4: see it and be totally swept off her feet by

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Speaker 4: the array of family size free doos. One problem, while

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Speaker 4: they were gone, the staff misunderstood his request, opened up

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Speaker 4: all the bags and sprinkled the chips all over the

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Speaker 4: sheets like confetti. Show you a picture of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're everywhere.

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Speaker 1: But I love that the staff did it. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: it's on white linens. It looks like a nice hotel.

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Speaker 4: We have to clean this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, imagine sleeping with all those crowns.

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Speaker 4: I want so salty. Rachel's first thought she thought it

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Speaker 4: was a break in, didn't stop her from eating some

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Speaker 4: of the chips right off the top of the duvet. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 4: Johnny couldn't stop laughing. Just a total misunderstanding. So the

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Speaker 4: hotel was notified. They changed the sheets for them and

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Speaker 4: gave them a voucher for another free one night's stay.

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Speaker 4: Like the little chip.

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Speaker 5: Packs in a heart shape.

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Speaker 1: Totally would have been way better. Yeah, I mean in

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Speaker 1: the packaging would have been key today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but Brits, you win this round of hot hotel

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Speaker 4: night stays. Now let's move on. We're gonna get into

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Speaker 4: the shock collar question of the day and hand it

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Speaker 4: over to our digital producer, whose name is sort of

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Speaker 4: eluding me right now. I want to say Blake, Yeah, Drake,

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Speaker 4: it's close something that he was.

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Speaker 1: Gone for too long.

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Speaker 4: It's Jacob, Yeah, yeah, you give us questions.

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Speaker 6: Whatever you say, Brooks. On this day in two thousand

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Speaker 6: and five, at the time, the world's tallest roller coaster,

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Speaker 6: King da Ka opened at six Flags Great Adventure Wow.

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Speaker 6: Towering at four hundred and fifty six feet high, it

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Speaker 6: per hour in under four seconds.

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Speaker 5: Why why do people need that?

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Speaker 6: It's actually the same speed your soul leaves your body

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Speaker 6: when the safety bar clicks down. You realize this is

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Speaker 6: a mistake, but it is a record breaker, which is

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Speaker 6: why today we're gonna play a special What's Taller edition

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Speaker 6: of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: So you say number one through twenty.

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Speaker 6: I'll name two towering objects. You just have to tell

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Speaker 6: me which one is taller to stay in the game. Interesting,

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman who might not be taller

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Speaker 6: than anyone else, but she is fuller.

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Speaker 4: That's Alexis.

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Speaker 7: There's way too many fuller jokes in my life.

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Speaker 6: How did a number, alexis seven number seven. Here's a

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Speaker 6: simple question for you. What's taller the King Taka roller

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Speaker 6: coaster we just talked about or the Statue of Liberty.

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Speaker 6: I'll give you a picture of the roller coaster for reference.

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Speaker 4: Oh Brook visited the Statue of Liberty recently.

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Speaker 3: I did, is it really that tall?

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Speaker 2: And the statue I actually know the exact.

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Speaker 1: Type, so I'm not gonna lie. I imagine it being

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Speaker 1: like my.

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Speaker 7: Size, like a little like wax figure.

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Speaker 4: Imagine, right.

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Speaker 2: I really should have posted some Insta picks yea.

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Speaker 1: To have perspective. I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 7: I mean, you really hyped up the roller coaster, Jake,

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Speaker 7: So I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 6: The roller coaster, says King Daka is taller than Lady Liberty. He's,

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Speaker 6: like I said, four fifty six feet Lady Liberty. Brook,

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Speaker 6: I think it's three hundred, three hundred and five feet tall,

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Speaker 6: but I can't remember.

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Speaker 1: Is that with the pedestalar without.

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Speaker 6: I'll never tell Brook. It's your turn. Seven's off the board.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go five five Brook.

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Speaker 6: What's taller the faces on Mount Rushmore or the Hollywood Sign?

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Speaker 6: Just to be clear, not how high up the Mountain

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Speaker 6: of hills. Just how high the faces are themselves?

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Speaker 2: Are we talking chin to top of the forehead crown?

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Speaker 8: Of course?

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Speaker 2: I mean that Lincoln face looks pretty long, got a

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Speaker 1: But I've never been to Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 2: I've been to the Hollywood Sign many times, but I've

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Speaker 2: I've been told that, like when you go, it's really cool, but.

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Speaker 1: It's not as big as you would expect it to be.

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Speaker 5: I can imagine that, but it's still the side of

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Speaker 5: a mountain.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna stick with Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 6: Brooks says the faces on Mount Rushmore are taller than

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Speaker 6: the Hollywood Sign letters.

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Speaker 4: G nailed it.

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Speaker 6: The faces are sixty feet tall. The Hollywood Sign is

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Speaker 6: just forty five feet.

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Speaker 4: Still, that's crazy.

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Speaker 6: We're two for two, Jose, Five and seven are off

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Speaker 6: the board. A right, Let's go eight, Jose, what's taller

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Speaker 6: the space needle moves or a giraffe wearing sixty five

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Speaker 6: top hats? If you're wondering the size of a single

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Speaker 6: top hat, Jose, I'm not gonna tell you.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna write it down pretty big.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I might have some insight into the top hat really,

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Speaker 4: of course, because I did use a top hat once

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Speaker 4: to compare for like size things, and I can tell

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Speaker 1: That's a really short top hat.

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Speaker 4: Okay, no, that's that's what a standard top hat is.

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Speaker 1: Five inch.

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Speaker 4: You're thinking of like a stove pipe hat. A stove

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Speaker 4: pipe had is the one that goes like really, which

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Speaker 4: I was very disappointed in the comparison thing the stove.

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Speaker 1: Pipe has on hands.

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Speaker 4: What else do you compare with?

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Speaker 5: I'm going to say that the space needles barely taller.

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Speaker 6: Jake Jose says, the space needle. The space needle is

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Speaker 6: six hundred and five feet tall. A draft Waring sixty

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Speaker 6: five top hats Jeffery's read approximately five six inches tall,

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Speaker 6: way less than six hundred.

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Speaker 1: Those are kind of the math problems we should put

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Speaker 1: in schools.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're three for three, Jeffrey. We're talking about what

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Speaker 6: things are taller, and it's your turn.

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Speaker 4: Give me eleven.

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Speaker 6: What's taller? A stack of every iPhone ever made is

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Speaker 6: possibly one hundred and fifty million, or the Washington Monument.

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Speaker 4: WO one hundred and fifty phone one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 4: million flat iPhones on top.

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Speaker 5: Of each other.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I may tell you the Washington Monument when it

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Speaker 4: Man, I mean, I don't have any logic. I'm just

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Speaker 4: going to throw out the Washington Monument as a guest.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey says, the Washington Monument.

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Speaker 9: That is correct.

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Speaker 6: The Washington Monument five hundred and fifty five feet. The

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Speaker 6: iPhone stack is around four hundred feet. You guys know

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Speaker 6: you're tall things. That means I have lost today's edition of.

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Speaker 4: Ty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: What's taller digital? Jake's with a shot collar.

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Speaker 4: Without Let's find out, because he's gonna get shocked while

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Speaker 4: saying in danger zone by Kenny logging.

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Speaker 6: Yes, reving up your engine. Listen to her howl and

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Speaker 6: rule medle under tension begging you to touch and go

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Speaker 6: to the danger zone.

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Speaker 4: It's good to get shocked right after a hospital stay right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you enjoy that, Jake. That's your shock colic question of

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Speaker 4: the day. We're going to do a phone tap coming

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Speaker 4: up right after.

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Speaker 10: This, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: People always put a lot of emphasis on baby's first word.

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Speaker 4: In a way, it's baby's first big thought. It shows

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Speaker 4: what's really important to them.

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Speaker 2: In that moment, is it or is it just the

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Speaker 11: Chaft don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Because Brooks first word was candy, yes,

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Speaker 4: which you look at her now makes a lot of sense.

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Speaker 3: Still true, you have all well impressive.

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Speaker 1: I did two syllables.

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Speaker 4: Lexis's first word was daddy, and I don't think she

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Speaker 4: was talking about her father. Meanwhile, for Jose, his first

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Speaker 4: word was Samsung Galaxy with android. God explains a lot.

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Speaker 4: And why do I feel like years later all of

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Speaker 4: our adult thoughts really aren't that much different than our

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Speaker 4: baby ones. We're going to find out as we go

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Speaker 4: around the room sharing for a brand new edition of

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Speaker 4: What's on Your Mind that's coming up right now. It's

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you feel

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Speaker 4: like maybe I'm being too extra right now, maybe I'm

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Speaker 4: too dramatic. I take things too seriously. Remember somebody wants

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Speaker 4: sued Red Bull because it didn't give them literal wings. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you're fine, and hopefully nobody here gets sued after we

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Speaker 4: share What's on our minds, starting with Brooke Brook What's

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Speaker 4: on your Mind?

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Speaker 10: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: I was able to go to Beyonce over the weekend,

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Speaker 2: so fun friend, and it was amazing.

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Speaker 5: Sounds amazing.

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Speaker 3: But I do have some notes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, First, cowboy hat should be banned from every concert ever.

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Speaker 3: There's no acrobatics.

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Speaker 2: And Leslie, I love Blue Ivy, her daughter is a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, far above.

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Speaker 5: Blue. So you're sayings are never going to be on

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Speaker 1: I mean, they can have a brief moment, but let's.

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Speaker 1: Beyonce is listening. That's just some suggestion.

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Speaker 1: It was unbelievable and worth every penny. Yeah, unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't standing in front of me, Jose, what's been

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Speaker 5: Well, look, if you didn't know. When I'm not on

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Speaker 10: Job.

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Speaker 5: Ten minutes, I'm like about to start a GoFundMe like

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Speaker 1: I'm so, so that's.

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Speaker 5: Good, not lead poisoning. No, read position. Just because I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I say it, but maybe you're at an age

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Speaker 10: No, not at.

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Speaker 5: All, anyway, join me hilarious, Jose's on your mind?

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Speaker 7: Okay, so I think everyone needs therapy in their life.

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Speaker 1: Sure that said adventure.

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Speaker 7: No, No, I had a therapist. Okay, but she ghosted me. Okay,

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Speaker 7: so it's on an app and she disappeared.

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Speaker 1: From the app.

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Speaker 7: If there wasn't active for a long time, maybe she quit.

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Speaker 7: So I did stalk her online. I found her, But

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Speaker 3: I'm sure that's not part of the therapy.

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Speaker 5: I know everything about her, Alexis, you have attachment issues.

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Speaker 5: I keep telling you she did get.

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Speaker 3: A bitter job, so you don't respect to her.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, but I eat therapist.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 1: So I'm on the app. So I chose like an

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Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, let's try older wiser maybe Okay, until

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Speaker 3: So that, yeah, she was really sweet, Right, We're going

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Speaker 1: That's so I try a new therapist, and this one.

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Speaker 7: During our whole session, she's yawning no, yeah, like a

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Speaker 1: Dog is snoring. The dog, Yeah, yeah, Why don't you

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 7: I'm sitting there, I'm picking Oh my god, I'm so boring.

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Speaker 3: Like these people are falling asleep.

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Speaker 1: It's a forty five minute session. It's not even that long.

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Speaker 5: Look, I just need to tell you about this girl

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Speaker 3: I listen to me, so I'm still on the hunt.

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Speaker 7: I need someone who won't go sweep, have some sort

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Speaker 1: It's pretty so similar to dating. You're right, all right, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: I was forced to use my Facebook recently? Why gets

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Speaker 5: Show?

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Speaker 1: Did your mom want you to check up there?

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Speaker 4: My mom visited. What she likes to do right now

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Speaker 4: is she likes to show me videos of random people

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Speaker 4: doing parody songs. I do my song of the week

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Speaker 4: They rhyme even better than you do.

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Speaker 1: Facebook.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're the title, it's so clever. Look what they came.

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Speaker 4: I'll just watch them for a second. I'll humor her

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Speaker 4: And then as soon as I say that, she's like,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what she needs to tell the people singing?

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Speaker 4: Yes? And she makes me open my Facebook and write

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Speaker 4: these total strangers saying hey, great song, nice lyrics. As

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Speaker 5: Up and they're replying like, dude, they're a grown man,

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Speaker 1: It feels good to be an adult diet right God.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So my mom's basically trying to make the world

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Speaker 5: If you keep the parody writers of the world happy,

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Speaker 4: Jaff, you'll have a big parody song community one happy family.

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Speaker 4: Text into seven eight five nine two and you can

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Speaker 5: Tell Jeffy you like his parody.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his fault.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously, don't How long are credit cards good for?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it keeps just like renewing, like

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it.

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Speaker 4: But also hot tip, probably don't text in your credit

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Speaker 3: People should try this.

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Speaker 4: Another text says I have a huge crush on someone

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Speaker 4: Humper the Turtle, you got a fan, And another text says,

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Love all of you guys. I even watch all of

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Speaker 4: Jose's Twitch streams. Yeah, make sure to follow him if

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Speaker 4: you don't at hilarious Jose on YouTube, on tick on twitch,

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Speaker 4: and on only fans, Amazing content that never disappoints.

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Speaker 5: Actually I don't have an only fans, but if enough

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Speaker 10: Yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes when a person's cheating on you, the telltale signs

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Speaker 4: that's just my brother visiting.

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Speaker 5: I know that's not your brother.

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Speaker 4: Why does he keep making slurping noises?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to go back to sleep. I trust you.

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Speaker 4: But in some cases, they'll find creative, sneaky ways to

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Speaker 4: That's why we've got a few listeners ready to tell

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Speaker 4: We will not use this knowledge for evil. Promise. In

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Speaker 13: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad.

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Speaker 10: Boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get

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Speaker 4: To get busted. Every life story needs a good villain.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's your kindergarten teacher who told you that your

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Speaker 5: Like the wind blows and off.

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Speaker 4: And sometimes it's your ex lover who cheated on you

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Speaker 4: And if your villain is a cheating ex, come on

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Speaker 4: this segment Busted, we're listening to share how they busted

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Speaker 1: We don't make anything dramatic around here.

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Speaker 4: Not at all. These are just straight facts, and we're

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Speaker 14: Yeah, so I was at my boyfriend's house and I

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Speaker 10: His living room.

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Speaker 4: Hat that hurts so bad as your boyfriend has legos

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Speaker 1: Love legos these days.

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Speaker 13: Okay, After I, like, you know, got over that, I

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Speaker 13: No, no, Like, I have no idea why it is

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Speaker 13: lego in his living room.

450
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have a.

451
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 5: Friend who just bought a Harry Potter like she's working

452
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Speaker 5: on loves it.

453
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 4: She graduates from fifth grade, Shot High.

454
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Speaker 1: I got flowers on my desk that I put together.

455
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Speaker 4: Did you ever find out?

456
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Speaker 10: What?

457
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Speaker 4: Did you ever find out? What the the lego?

458
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 14: Okay, So I'm looking around, I look under the couch

459
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Speaker 14: and then I see like a ton of kids toys.

460
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Speaker 1: Okay, does he have a child or a nephew?

461
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 10: No?

462
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 13: Child?

463
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, exactly.

464
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Speaker 14: So my first thought, I'm like, I have no idea

465
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Speaker 14: what's going on here?

466
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Speaker 13: But I'm like, I guess.

467
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Speaker 14: He like plays with kid toys and he's like trying

468
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Speaker 14: to hide it from me.

469
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Speaker 2: You don't know, Okay, Okay, he's hiding it therapeutic play.

470
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Speaker 14: I don't know, weird, but right, I'm like, so he

471
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Speaker 14: comes home and I'm like pull them out to be like,

472
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Speaker 14: what's going on?

473
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Speaker 13: This is when he tells me that he's not the

474
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Speaker 13: one playing with the toys. His girlfriend's kids play with

475
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Speaker 13: them while I go to work.

476
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Speaker 15: Okay, I thought he was immature for a second, but

477
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Speaker 15: you no, or maybe she just forgot she had kids.

478
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Speaker 10: Maybe?

479
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 4: Okay, did you give him another chance? No?

480
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Speaker 1: We had so many excuses.

481
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Speaker 4: Yeah, darn well could have been like.

482
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 2: Here, yeah, parents, trust me, move on and go to Matthew.

483
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 4: Here, Matthew, tell us how you busted your significant other.

484
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Speaker 16: Well, I went on a cruise with my girlfriend and

485
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,719
Speaker 16: I was walking by the pool and I heard all

486
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Speaker 16: these people cheering.

487
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, sure.

488
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Speaker 16: So I look over and who do I see? My

489
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 16: girlfriend is doing some contest with another guy.

490
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Speaker 17: Okay, yeah, tell me this is limbo, yes, exactly, Yeah,

491
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Speaker 17: with some sexy salsa shimmy thing.

492
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Speaker 4: Okay, play all sorts of like crazy fun games when

493
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Speaker 4: you're on cruise.

494
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Speaker 1: And the way you.

495
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Speaker 2: Described the dance, it doesn't sound like you're very good

496
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Speaker 2: at dancing.

497
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Speaker 1: She probably didn't want to enter with you.

498
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Speaker 16: Move Okay, there's a little graphic that kind of dancing.

499
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Speaker 16: So I decided to just you know, hang around and

500
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Speaker 16: just watch because I assume she got gragged into it randomly.

501
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 5: Yeah right, Oh yeah, it happens with a limbo. They'll

502
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 5: be like, hey, your next.

503
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 4: Get over, you're along right?

504
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 16: Okay, But that wasn't the case. Turns out, her and

505
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 16: this guy they meant any singles mixer on board was

506
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Speaker 16: taking a nap.

507
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Speaker 5: Whoa, Oh god, dang, she's that cheat on you.

508
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Speaker 1: You really picked the wrong time to take a nap

509
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: or the wrong cruise line.

510
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

511
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Speaker 16: Yeah, So anyway, they ended up taking first place. Oh

512
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 16: kiss in front of me on the podium.

513
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: I hope you from the bat.

514
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Speaker 16: Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy at the time, but they

515
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 16: actually seemed like they were a good match. So she

516
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Speaker 16: wound up moving into his state room later that day.

517
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, those awkward ye ever.

518
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 5: Can I get you guys any drinks yourself?

519
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so sorry, dude.

520
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, and they turns out they got married, so

521
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 16: he gets it worked out.

522
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 4: Okay, you facilitated that marriage for her, so you're kind

523
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Speaker 4: of a hero.

524
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 18: Yeah.

525
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 16: It wasn't invite it's the wedding.

526
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 4: But you know, we got time for one more here.

527
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 4: Let's go to Audrey. Tell us how you busted your

528
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Speaker 4: significant other.

529
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Speaker 18: So I've been dating this guy for almost six months

530
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Speaker 18: and I decided to surprise him at work with lunch

531
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Speaker 18: one day.

532
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: This happens so often.

533
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the number one biggest cheating catch is Like,

534
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 4: I was going to surprise him on birthday. It was

535
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 4: a surprising at work. Okay, so what happened?

536
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 18: So they told me he doesn't work there anymore, and yeah,

537
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,880
Speaker 18: apparently he was let go about a month ago.

538
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Speaker 13: So the next.

539
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Speaker 18: Morning, I decided to follow him to this work and

540
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Speaker 18: he pulls up to this huge house and this woman

541
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Speaker 18: comes out dressed really fancy, and it turns out he'd

542
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Speaker 18: hooked up with his boss's wife at a party. Oh

543
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 18: and so she got di worse.

544
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 13: My boyfriend got fired.

545
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 18: Apparently, and now he works for her as her personal

546
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 18: Oh oh my.

547
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 5: God, Oh no, wow, double home record.

548
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 4: Wow did you know if they need like a second

549
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 4: personal assistance, because it's pretty cool.

550
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: You've just been tried with our boss for years.

551
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he never lets me and his man you

552
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 4: need to spouse. Oh oh no, Audrey, that's horrible. I'm sorry.

553
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm shocked.

554
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: Okay, you've recovered.

555
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, and definitely email me if that position's open. Text

556
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 4: in the seven, eight, five nine too, if you have

557
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 4: a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

558
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: and you could be on the next edition of Busted.

559
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 4: We got your butt tap coming up.

560
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Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

561
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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And how long

562
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Speaker 4: does it take being on the phone with someone till

563
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: you realize they're a total weirdo? Like a minute? Would

564
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Speaker 4: you be able to find that out in thirty seconds.

565
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Speaker 1: I guess it really depends on what type of weirdo

566
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Speaker 1: they are.

567
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Speaker 4: Yeah, today could be super super quick. When we call

568
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Speaker 4: a maid of honor to introduce her. Are the best man?

569
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 4: His name is Barnaby Wild. Yeah, and he's pretty inexperienced

570
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: when it comes to weddings, so he may need a

571
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 4: little advice specifically about giving his speech. We'll hear how

572
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 4: that goes in your phone. Tap right now, Mornings on

573
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Speaker 4: the twenty.

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Speaker 11: Hello, greetings, Am I speaking with Lindsay?

575
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 13: Yes, yes, sir, I am.

576
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Speaker 11: John's best man. My name is Barnaby Barnaby White. Oh

577
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Speaker 11: I believe Jessica told you today would be calling.

578
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Speaker 13: Yes, yes, thank you? Okay, yes, how are you?

579
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Speaker 11: I am well, salutations and congratulations because you are the

580
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Speaker 11: maid of honor.

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Speaker 13: Correct, yes, yes I am. I'm so excited, very honored. Yeah,

582
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 13: how about you?

583
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Speaker 11: He is so intoxicating it is to speak with you.

584
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Speaker 13: Okay.

585
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 11: Isn't love such a beautiful thing?

586
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 13: Yes? It sure is? It sure is? What can I

587
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 13: do for you today?

588
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 11: It is? I am calling because actually I have not

589
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 11: been to many weddings. Oh okay, in fact zero unless

590
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 11: you count me live streaming the wedding of Meghan Merkele

591
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 11: and Prince Harry.

592
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 13: Okay, well that, yeah, that was a big wedding.

593
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 11: Was it quite erotic?

594
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 13: Oh?

595
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 11: Okay, he was wearing his military uniform.

596
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 13: Oh yes, yes he is dashing for sure.

597
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 4: Yes.

598
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 13: What can I do for you?

599
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 4: So?

600
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 11: I guess we are done discussing the wedding of the century.

601
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 13: Yes, I think we've covered that. That's good.

602
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 11: You probably are very busy attending many other weddings.

603
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 13: Yes, I have been made of honor a couple of times.

604
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 11: And yet you are still single.

605
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 13: I am yeah, yeah.

606
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Speaker 11: Why do you Why do you suppose that is?

607
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 13: I'm sure it's any number of reasons, but I'm at work.

608
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 11: I only ask because, according to Prince Harry's autobiography, one

609
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 11: of the best places to meet loose women is at

610
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 11: low budget reading.

611
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 13: Okay, so what were you calling about today? Is there

612
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 13: something I can help you with as far as being

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Speaker 13: the best.

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Speaker 11: Man or you know I am the best man. This

615
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 11: will be the first time I am giving a speech, okay,

616
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Speaker 11: and I just wanted to run a few things by

617
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Speaker 11: you since you were so experienced.

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Speaker 13: Go ahead, just hurry, wait, Dear.

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Speaker 11: Jonathan and Jessica, we are gathered here today on this.

620
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Speaker 13: Lovely You're not the justice of the peace or the priests.

621
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Speaker 13: You don't really have to say that part. I would

622
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 13: just get the good stuff, get to the meat of it.

623
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Speaker 11: Got it, so I will start again to whom it

624
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Speaker 11: make concerns.

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00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 13: Okay, but you're talking to the bride McGroom, so just

626
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 13: say their names.

627
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 11: And that's why I have an idea during my speech.

628
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Speaker 13: Do not trust me, and you are not starting out

629
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Speaker 13: on the right foot, so hurry up and get to

630
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Speaker 13: the meat of this. And I have to hang on.

631
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Speaker 11: Maybe I shouldn't do a speech at all. Maybe I

632
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 11: should just read a passage from my hero's memoir for

633
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 11: God's sake, Harry says, I was seven beers and four

634
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 11: shots deep and have not seen my trousers in dats.

635
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 13: What does this have to do with Jonathan and Jessica.

636
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 13: Can I just ask you.

637
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 11: That it is a commentary on true love? Herery continues,

638
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 11: that is when I saw Meghan on the set of

639
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Speaker 11: Suits and I knew I would betray my family for her.

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Speaker 13: Okay, listen, I'm going to have to go. Maybe we

641
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 13: can touch base another time, because this is a really

642
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 13: bad time.

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00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 11: Before you hang up. Jessica told me specifically, I need

644
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 11: to talk to you about Prince Harry and Meghan Marko.

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00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 13: No, I don't think she ever said that. Jess I

646
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 13: would not say that.

647
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 11: She said to bring it up to you for the

648
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 11: sprink phone code that we are doing on the radio. Prank,

649
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 11: A prank, a prank phon con sometimes my voice mixed

650
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 11: my speeches her to understand, and.

651
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 13: I'm good, so confused.

652
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 4: I must tell you the truth that I am actually

653
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 4: a radio host named jeff from the show Broke and

654
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap

655
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 4: on you.

656
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 13: Oh my god, you guys suck. So I'm so embarrassed.

657
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 13: This is crazy. I look to the guys all the time,

658
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 13: and I've heard you do this so many times, and

659
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 13: I swore to myself this would never happen to me

660
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 13: because I'm too smart.

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00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 4: Jessic, I thought you might fall from because she said

662
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 4: that you were talking to her about the wedding and

663
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: asking if the best man was cute, so she thought

664
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 4: we could mess with you.

665
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Speaker 13: Oh my lord, I can't believe she's such a wi I.

666
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 11: Can confirm that I am cute, and my name.

667
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 13: Is you know, I didn't want to be rude Jonathan's friend.

668
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 13: But boy, you're trying my patient.

669
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 11: But you and I are both single and at a

670
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 11: low budget wedding, so perhaps we can sneak away and

671
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 11: we can do what Harry and Megan Michael did to

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Speaker 11: each other on page forty eight.

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Speaker 19: Oh God, every morning was fun tats weekday mornings on

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00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 19: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: What's the perfect setting to have a romantic first kiss?

676
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Speaker 4: Maybe during a candle at dinner, or on a moonlit

677
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 4: walk down the beach, or under the flickering fluorescent light

678
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 4: and Stall four of Saint John's truck stop.

679
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Speaker 5: It was a life flickering.

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Speaker 4: Set in the moon I'm just saying everyone has a

681
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 4: different idea of what that perfect moment looks like. But

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Speaker 4: for one of our listeners, her first kiss happened out

683
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Speaker 4: in broad daylight, probably with children. Watch wait, and even

684
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 4: though they arranged a second meetup, that meetup never happened.

685
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 4: It's like Stall number four all over a day. So

686
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Speaker 4: we're gonna do everything in our power to get to

687
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Speaker 4: the bottom of it. In your brand new second Date

688
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 4: update right after this second Date updated, we've all heard

689
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 4: of dating ultimatums where they put it all on the

690
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 4: line and say either you put a ring on it

691
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 4: or I'm gone. Okay, you have to pick. Is it

692
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 4: me or your mom?

693
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can't have You're gonna get dumped

694
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: every time.

695
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: On both of those occasions.

696
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 4: I feel like, well, if they really love you, they

697
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 4: choose you. But it is pretty rare to give yourself

698
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 4: a dating ultimatum, like that's it. If I don't find

699
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 4: somebody by August, I'm just marrying my weighted blanket and

700
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 4: calling it a life.

701
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: Well, there could be worse options that weight a blanket.

702
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 4: Really, it really like to hug your way. But I

703
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 4: bring it up because one of our listeners says she's

704
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 4: on the precipice of giving up on dating for everything

705
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 4: unless we can make this call work.

706
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 3: That is so much on us. Why would you do

707
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: that to us, Jackie?

708
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: Is that right?

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00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 9: Yeah? That's completely right.

710
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: Okay, Jaggie, don't come in all cheerful like you weren't

711
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: just doomsday.

712
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 9: In the Yeah, this isn't. I'm not cheerful. I'm just

713
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 9: letting you know that if this doesn't work out, I'm done.

714
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 9: I am done.

715
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 7: Read this odds aren't very high.

716
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm that desperate. I'm with you guys.

717
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: Okay, we're all starting off on the same page.

718
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 4: So yeah, starting at rock bottom can only go up

719
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Speaker 4: from here. Let's begin by learning the name of the

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00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 4: guy that you met recently.

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Speaker 9: The guy's name is Steve. We went on a date

722
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 9: like that Thursday, Thursday?

723
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 2: And is there something that stood out about Steve or

724
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 2: was it just not horrible and that's why you're okay

725
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: with it?

726
00:34:58,719 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 13: Well?

727
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much in the last couple of months, I've

728
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 9: been trying to say yes to anyone that asked me out.

729
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, cast a wide net sort of thing.

730
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm putting myself out there, Okay, like everybody tells you.

731
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Speaker 9: To, right, and most of them have been okay With Steve,

732
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 9: it was actually a really good date.

733
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I could even see the hope in

734
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 2: your voice when you say that.

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00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, not super hopeful, just like not the worst thing ever.

736
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 4: Where was that date?

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Speaker 9: It was really fun. We went to a farmer's market

738
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Speaker 9: and we were just walking around, like sampling the foods

739
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 9: and talking, laughing and having fun. For it wasn't an

740
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 9: hour and a half, okay, Okay, this is good.

741
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: It's a day date. Nobody's like drinking too much. I mean,

742
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: did you meet there?

743
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 9: Yes? We met at the farmer's market, and then at

744
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 9: the end he walked me back to my car. And

745
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 9: you know, normally I don't kiss someone on the first date,

746
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 9: especially a day date, but the connection was really strong.

747
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: Oh, you had a cute first kiss after a farmer's

748
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: market date.

749
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Speaker 13: Yes.

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Speaker 9: And then he looked me in the eyes and said

751
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 9: I had a really great time and I want to

752
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 9: see you again soon.

753
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 10: That.

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00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't. You don't want eye contact when that happens, what.

755
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: You want to look away in shame, don't look at me. Yeah,

756
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: you want eye contact. Eye contact is so intimate and nice.

757
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 4: Exactly.

758
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 9: You believed him, right, I did, And I told him

759
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 9: that I had an amazing time and I would love

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00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,240
Speaker 9: to see him again.

761
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 4: And there it is again. What it's too much?

762
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 9: I didn't do anything.

763
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: Not too much, he said, I want to see you again.

764
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: She said, I want to see you again. That's not

765
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: too much.

766
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 4: I can see how maybe you would think that prefer

767
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: a guy saying I really like you. It's the most

768
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 4: terrifying thing in the world.

769
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 9: She said that to me.

770
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're not supposed to say it back to him.

771
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Brook, I've done enough of these to

772
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 4: know how to play the game, and being honest and

773
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 4: open with how you really feel is the absolute worst thing.

774
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 4: You can see.

775
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 9: That was not the problem, because that same day he

776
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 9: texts me and he said, Sunday, does that work? I'll

777
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 9: pick you up for dinner and maybe he can grab

778
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 9: a drink after.

779
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 4: Okay, I stand corrected, possibly, thank you?

780
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: So what happened Sunday?

781
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 18: So?

782
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 9: So I texted back yes, one hundred percent, I'm in,

783
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 9: and gave him a little high five emoji. And on

784
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 9: Saturday he texts me and says, hey, I'm going to

785
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 9: have to cancel on Sunday. Sorry.

786
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: Oh okay, did he try to reschedule?

787
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 9: No, he didn't say anything else. Doesn't explain nothing, And

788
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 9: so I just texted back no problem. Let's figure out

789
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 9: another time. Did he respond to your no no response?

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00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 3: Come on, how many days has that been?

791
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 9: It's been a week now, Okay. But here's the thing.

792
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 9: So this is the only guy that I've connected with,

793
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 9: and now he's ghosting me. I mean, it's so unbelievably frustrating.

794
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it sounds like you're doing this not

795
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 2: just for Steve, but to make up for every other

796
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: bad thing that has happened, Like you need this to

797
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: go right, and I.

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00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 9: Really just want to know why. I mean, like what

799
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 9: happened right?

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00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: Well, you said it's been a week. Maybe he's learned

801
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 4: something about you in between that period of time, Like

802
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 4: you don't have to answer this, but have you served

803
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 4: time in prison that.

804
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 3: Could be hot though I have not.

805
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 4: Okay, is there anything that's available online to the public

806
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 4: that somebody could come across and might be like, oh god,

807
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 4: this is a red flag.

808
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 9: Seriously, there's nothing that I can think of.

809
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, this is definitely a mystery.

810
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 2: Maybe he just had a bad reaction to the Baba

811
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 2: ganoosh you guys had the Farmer's market, wasn't able.

812
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 4: To recover know what that is?

813
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 3: I don't know.

814
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: It was just a hummus stand must again.

815
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 4: So so let's come back.

816
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 5: We're gonna definitely got kisses from her husband.

817
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 4: To We're gonna come back and call Steve for you

818
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 4: here and hopefully get an explanation for why he isn't

819
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 4: arranging a second date or let you give up on

820
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 4: dating forever. That's what she wants, all right. I'm hopeful

821
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 4: push you back from the cliff and when we get

822
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 4: your second date update right after this second date update today,

823
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 4: the entire future of a woman's dating life lies inside

824
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 4: of our tender throats, because if we don't say the

825
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 4: right thing and get Steve to agree to another date,

826
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: Jackie has already said she is ready to give up

827
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: on finding love forever.

828
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: Definitely don't need to tell Steve this, but.

829
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 4: I'm sure that won't happen anyway, because they went to

830
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: a far market hot you know how, walked around, had

831
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 4: a great eye contact the whole time.

832
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 1: Soup's hot, see hot and organic.

833
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, they laughed, even planned out another date after telling

834
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 4: each other they both wanted to see each other again.

835
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 3: You forgot the great first kiss. Yeah, that was such

836
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 3: a big deal.

837
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: That was like the moment, right.

838
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 4: I thought when I said Farmer's market kissing was implied

839
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 4: because who doesn't. But yeah, it was all going according

840
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 4: to plan until the day before their second date, when

841
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 4: Steve texted canceling with no explanation and then went dark. So, Brook,

842
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 4: your thoughts on the situation at hand, good.

843
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's not going to be good

844
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: if he's in a different relationship, like if he's cheating or.

845
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 4: Well, hold on, Brook, how can he cheat if they've

846
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 4: only gone on one date?

847
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: No, no, not cheating on her, cheating on whoever he's dating.

848
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're saying Jackie could be the

849
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 4: other woman.

850
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's just like a day date.

851
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 4: Yaki, Are you cool with being the other woman?

852
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 18: That?

853
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 4: We didn't say that? Okay, it is good to check,

854
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 4: all right. Hopefully that's not what the situation.

855
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 3: Wanted to be that.

856
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: I don't.

857
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 7: I hope it's just busy at other farmers markets.

858
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 4: Scoping out the best spots. Yea, the best ober jeans

859
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 4: or whatever.

860
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 12: Brook likes a farmer, Yeah, does work them.

861
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 4: We've ruled out a couple of possibilities. Let's just call

862
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 4: him and see if he picks up. I'm dialing his

863
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 4: number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Steve?

864
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 13: Yeah a man, Good morning.

865
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 4: You're you're on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

866
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 4: in the Morning.

867
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 8: Oh great, we're going.

868
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: To take that without any sarcasm attached to it.

869
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 4: But I like your style already. Can tell what's going on? Well,

870
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 4: what's going on is This is a segment that we

871
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 4: do called the second Date Update. I don't know if

872
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 4: you've ever heard of that before. Nope, Okay, keep going.

873
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 4: But it's actually a kind of a fun thing that

874
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 4: we do where we help out listeners who are confused

875
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,439
Speaker 4: after they're not getting a call back for a second date.

876
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 4: We try and help them figure out the reason why.

877
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 4: And there's a woman that you went out with recently,

878
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 4: actually you planned a second date with her but canceled

879
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 4: the last minute. Or her name's Jackie.

880
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 8: I don't really want to talk about this.

881
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 5: Sensitive to you.

882
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 8: I feel bad?

883
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 4: Did I ask?

884
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 1: Are you single?

885
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 4: Brooks it with so much hope.

886
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 8: Here's the deal, here's the deal.

887
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 4: What's the deal.

888
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 8: I did have a strong connection with her, but if

889
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 8: she knew what was going on, it would probably hurt

890
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 8: her feelings better less unsaid.

891
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 5: Trying to protect someone's feelings hurt some more. I think

892
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 5: they want to be direct.

893
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: I think her feelings already hurt.

894
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she was really looking forward to that second

895
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 4: hangout and when you canceled with no explanation. Now she's

896
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 4: just kind of confused. She was excited, doesn't know where

897
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 4: she stands. We're just trying to give her a little

898
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 4: bit of information.

899
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 8: It's just I had a stronger romantic connection with somebody

900
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 8: else and I didn't think it would be fair to her.

901
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 13: Continue my good.

902
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 1: That's normal.

903
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 4: Okay, everybody, Okay, everybody's on the call right now. Let's

904
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 4: try and be respectful and hear Steve out.

905
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 9: I can't listen to this anymore.

906
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:08,760
Speaker 3: Is a cheater here that Jackie's on the phone?

907
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 9: Hold on, he knows it's me. He knows it's me,

908
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 9: And I know a cheater when I smell one, you

909
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 9: smell it.

910
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, I think that's my fault, Jackie.

911
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: Hold on, what I feel like I put that idea

912
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 3: in your head.

913
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: He didn't say he cheated.

914
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 2: He just said that he went out with someone else

915
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: and had a stronger connection.

916
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 9: He didn't Yeah, whatever, he was going to cheat on

917
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 9: me eventually, he who.

918
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 4: Hold on, you're making a lot of assumptions here, Jackie,

919
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 4: and I know you're definitely hurt by what you heard.

920
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 4: But let's give Steve a chance to explain himself.

921
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 8: I spoke my piece. I don't have much else to say.

922
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you're just I have to say, oh good.

923
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 9: Oh god, So when we were walking around the farmer's

924
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 9: market and I didn't want to drink some water fountain

925
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 9: because it's like public and quotes. He never offered to

926
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 9: buy me a drink.

927
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 5: What about that?

928
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 9: He from selfish? He's selfish and he'd probably selfish in bed.

929
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 1: Whoa jackie.

930
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 3: We are all over.

931
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: The place right now.

932
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 2: I understand your feelings are hurt because this didn't turn

933
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 2: out how you wanted it to. But this is not

934
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 2: the reaction that you are gonna want to have.

935
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 4: And honestly, I've never made that correlation before. Guys not

936
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 4: being good in bed, that don't buy water for their women.

937
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 9: Well, you know you're also a guy.

938
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 4: Oh that's fair, and I am going to keep it

939
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 4: all to myself. Jeremy, can you confirm that you're a

940
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 4: selfish guy? I'm sorry, Steve, can you confirm that you're

941
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 4: a selfish guy?

942
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 8: I don't know what's happening.

943
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 4: I just I just want to know what's your take

944
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 4: on this whole situation.

945
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 8: But on a good day, I just had a stronger

946
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 8: connection with someone else. I'm sorry.

947
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 9: You're running my face.

948
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: In your face. You know what he is.

949
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 9: He's rubbing it in my face. He comes over me.

950
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: With you don't know.

951
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 3: She was probably a lovely person.

952
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 9: You guys, what are you doing? You're like spinning this

953
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 9: to make him the victim here circumstances.

954
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 1: It's just how dating works. Yeah, sometimes you meet somebody

955
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 1: you liked more.

956
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 4: I don't think he's in a like a committed relationship

957
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 4: with this other person. It sounds like just a casual date, right, Steve.

958
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 8: I really don't think I should say anymore.

959
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 9: You know what, I really wanted to see your basement.

960
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 9: I never got to see your basement basement?

961
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: Actually did he offer a tour in the basement.

962
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 4: I was kind of thinking the same thing. I wonder

963
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 4: what's in his base? No, what is you talking about?

964
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 8: I have a movie room in my basement and we

965
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 8: talked about that.

966
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: Really, she had a lot of hopes based around the

967
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: movie room.

968
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 9: I didn't get to see it.

969
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 3: Don't little popcorn maker, And.

970
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: I was all on Steve's side, and so I just

971
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: poured salt in the wounds that popcord making.

972
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 18: You know.

973
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 8: Sorry, it's a dope basement. And yes I have multiple

974
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 8: flavored salts.

975
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 9: Wow, you need to go, you show now, all right?

976
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 5: Hang up?

977
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 2: Okay, I think maybe you just need to work on

978
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 2: yourself right now, Jackie.

979
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 9: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, I'm deleting your text. I'm

980
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 9: blocking your number. You're never going to hear from me again.

981
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 9: I want you to know you lost out on something really.

982
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 4: Good, really good, really stables type of relationship. So Steve,

983
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, dude.

984
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 8: It's fine. I feel like I dodged a bullet. It's

985
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 8: like I'm watching the matrix.

986
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 12: And Okay, I don't want to hear from him.

987
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 4: Okay, s you're gone. We dropped Steve. Wow, okay, Jackie,

988
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 4: Oh my god, wow.

989
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no, you guys. Honestly, it's fine.

990
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 9: I know men. After that, he is definitely going to

991
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 9: reach out to me like a little crazy.

992
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 5: I mean, that's actually kind of you.

993
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 3: A little is a different definition.

994
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 4: Are you saying you put all of that on just

995
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 4: to like get him to call you.

996
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 9: I mean, I just stood up a little bit, but

997
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 9: I'm legitimately pissed.

998
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 3: That was a little bit imagine.

999
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 4: Full blown. All right, Well, Jackie, after you take your

1000
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 4: hiatus from the dating world, call us and we can

1001
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 4: reach out to that next guy for you.

1002
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 9: Yeah. No, I'm gonna hear from Steve.

1003
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 4: You heard about that basement. Right, it is pretty dope. Okay,

1004
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 4: I don't blame you.

1005
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 9: I'm not going to block him, and then he's gonna

1006
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 9: call me and you guys will end up doing an

1007
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 9: update update on me.

1008
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: About your healthy relationship.

1009
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, direction this is going to go.

1010
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1011
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 4: Was it me or did it feel like she definitely

1012
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 4: had a plan of attack there?

1013
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: What happened?

1014
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 3: She said? She like what shausted up, juiced it up.

1015
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 3: I don't know she did it purpose.

1016
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: It was an emotional roller coaster. I'm exhausted.

1017
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 4: The second he mentioned a stronger connection with another woman,

1018
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 4: she completely went off the handle. Yeah, but man, wouldn't

1019
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 4: it be something though, if after all of this she

1020
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 4: was right that.

1021
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: He did call her back, Like Steve.

1022
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 4: Thinks about and he's like, you know what, she's kind

1023
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 4: of unhinged, but I kind of like it. Okay, so

1024
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 4: I would have cheated. Yeah, right on every level.

1025
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 2: Anyway Steve's calling her back is if it doesn't work

1026
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: out with the other girl.

1027
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, then I could see it may be happening,

1028
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: and then.

1029
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 4: It's a sure it's probably a less than one percent

1030
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 4: chance that it all goes the way that she's thinking,

1031
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 4: But wouldn't that.

1032
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: Be a wild update?

1033
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 4: There would be. Yeah, and I really appreciate her optimism

1034
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 4: and all of your optimism in your dating lives. If

1035
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 4: you want our help, we are ready to step in

1036
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 4: and call that person who isn't calling you back. By

1037
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 4: the way, go check out all of our second date updates.

1038
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 4: They're up online wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1039
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning got.

1040
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 4: Some very good news for our own jose Bolanos. Sophia

1041
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 4: Virgara is single and looking to mingle Jeffrey in the Morning.

1042
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 4: She did an interview recently saying quote, I want somebody fun.

1043
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 4: I need fun in my life. I've been single for

1044
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 4: a year and a half. I'm fifty two. I need

1045
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 4: to have fun. Yeah, Jose, you're fun.

1046
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 5: Oh dude, she could play Fortnite with me on my lap.

1047
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 4: She would love that she met. Yeah, and you're not

1048
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 4: afraid of dating an older woman.

1049
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 5: No not.

1050
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: I've actually been down a little bit about I'm sure

1051
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 2: she's not afraid of having a grown man child.

1052
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 4: Now, I will say there is one possible deal breaker

1053
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 4: for her that may be an issue here for her.

1054
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 4: Think me, just just maybe. Because Sophia says she wants

1055
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 4: a guy who makes as much money as her, or

1056
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 4: preferably more, Oh my god, because quote if not, it's

1057
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: a nightmare. They end up resenting you. Sophia has a

1058
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 4: current net worth of one hundred and eighty million dollars.

1059
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 5: Jose, you're pretty close, pretty close to that.

1060
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 2: You have one hundred and eighty down on the million.

1061
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 4: Power you go before taxi.

1062
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 2: Hey, I think it'd be fun to take if you

1063
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 2: have aagara back to a one bedroom apartment.

1064
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, mytment.

1065
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 5: I'm trying to show everything. I'm like, hey, I have

1066
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 5: air condition.

1067
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: That's rare. Apparently clubhouse.

1068
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently it was a big issue in her marriage

1069
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 4: to Joe Manjanello because he was only he was only

1070
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 4: worth forty million dollars disgusting, awful lot.

1071
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 3: So she thinks he's broke.

1072
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 2: It's that he is insecure about it and has issues

1073
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 2: that his woman makes more.

1074
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 4: Money and insecurity is really off putting. Alexis slap him

1075
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 4: in the face for it.

1076
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 7: Standards, Yeah, clap harder, alexis a figure.

1077
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: Income vaulted Alexis.

1078
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 4: Stop. Next time I watch Magic, Mike, I'm gonna be said, Okay,

1079
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 4: thank you, Alexis. That was very It was really triggered.

1080
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 2: Why do I feel like I'm going to see Jeff

1081
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 2: watching Magic Mike Crime actually felt like the real thing

1082
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 2: out of all of them.

1083
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 4: What you lost, Bro, It's really horrible. Now we're gonna

1084
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 4: move on to something, hopefully a little bit happier. Laser

1085
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 4: Stories featuring only rich people up right Afterday Chef. It's

1086
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 4: the radio segment that's starting a community support group called

1087
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 4: No Child Left on Red Traumatized teens recover emotionally after

1088
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 4: being ignored in their group. Chest reading Books is.

1089
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:22,919
Speaker 1: Doing some good work.

1090
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 10: Chat.

1091
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 4: This is an epidemic and it stops here. With Laser Stories,

1092
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 4: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1093
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

1094
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 4: There's other meme fiends, just don't this. First Laser Stories

1095
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 4: out of Derbyshire, England's an elementary school was having a

1096
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 4: World War two themed show in tell day where students

1097
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 4: were asked to bring in memorabilia from their homes. Okay,

1098
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 4: and there were military uniforms that came in, antique war signs,

1099
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 4: even a piece of rubble from a bombed factory.

1100
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 1: Wow, that was the crowd swell.

1101
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 18: Ye.

1102
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 4: The staff even approved of one little boy bringing in

1103
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 4: an old bullet casing. But what they didn't expect is

1104
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 4: that little boy's friend, Noah, also had something to share.

1105
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 4: Noah reached into his pocket and sent into the microphone,

1106
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 4: I've got something too, And that's when he pulled out

1107
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 4: a grenade.

1108
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god.

1109
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 4: He'd taken the World War II family heirloom without his parents' knowledge. Yeah,

1110
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 4: I would hope so, and couldn't say for sure if

1111
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 4: it was active or not.

1112
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 2: Wait, they just have it up in their house on

1113
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 2: a bookshelf or something.

1114
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 4: Apparently, the head teacher thanked him for his show and

1115
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 4: tell and quickly took the grenade while the principal began

1116
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 4: evacuating the school.

1117
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 2: Yeah carefully, Yeah, but he just won show and tell.

1118
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 4: To Then she walked it all the way out to

1119
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 4: the parking lot, where she slowly placed it underneath the

1120
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 4: vice principal's time. Do you think she was admire I'm

1121
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 4: just kidding. It was behind a substantial tree.

1122
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: Do you think she was so worried about tripping that

1123
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: whole walk? Yeah?

1124
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 4: The bomb disposal experts were called to the scene. Using

1125
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 4: X ray equipment, they were able to determine the grenade

1126
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 4: was safe, deactivated, and from now on the school will

1127
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 4: still have World War two Day, but just not the show.

1128
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 4: In telparks, Okay, kids like.

1129
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 5: I ride something, I have a flamethrow.

1130
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 4: It's next. Laser stories out of Arizona. Love that all

1131
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 4: across America national parks are struggling.

1132
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: I know it's bad.

1133
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: You mean, like business wise, money wise, Yeah, that we

1134
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 2: get funding is getting cut, getting fired.

1135
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 10: Oh geez.

1136
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 4: Apparently it's got to the point where they're saying desperate

1137
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 4: times call for desperate measures. So cue the twerking video.

1138
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 4: I say that because Arizona's Petrified Forest National Park is

1139
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 4: fundraising now by showing us old torking videos of Megan

1140
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 4: the Stallion. The clips are being shared on TikTok, hoping

1141
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 4: to go viral. So after you watch the torque footage,

1142
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 4: they advertise an annual park pass for eighty bucks.

1143
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: They could for them.

1144
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: I follow a couple of park accounts and they get

1145
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 2: pretty creative on the dude.

1146
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 3: That's what I were to say. It was the park

1147
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 3: rangers working.

1148
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Megan thee Stallion and it's got some risk

1149
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 4: innuendo stuff like petrified forest is here to rock your world.

1150
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 4: That's so funny though, and yes, the wood is still

1151
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: hard after two hundred million years.

1152
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: Funny and educational. I get behind it.

1153
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 4: They go on to say the wood is so rock

1154
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 4: solid it's basically nature's viagra.

1155
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 5: Now you get the joke.

1156
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: That one wasn't quite as funny. You've gone too far.

1157
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 4: He doesn't love a good firm piece of wood joke.

1158
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 10: Yeah them.

1159
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 4: Anyways, parks are desperate, and we'll see if this torking

1160
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 4: strategy actually pays off.

1161
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 5: I mean, it is Arizona. They could say, like it's

1162
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 5: getting hot out here.

1163
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, old Nelly reference.

1164
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1165
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 4: So let's go to your next laser story of tech town.

1166
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 4: Great news jetson cartoon fans. The first mass produced flying

1167
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 4: car will go on sale early next year. It's finally happening,

1168
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 4: is it?

1169
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 12: You know?

1170
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: I keep seeing prototypes of these and I'm like, that

1171
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: just looks like a helicopter, y'all. That doesn't look like

1172
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: a flying car.

1173
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna show a picture of the car right now

1174
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 4: to my co host. You could see it up on

1175
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. Is that is that

1176
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 4: car looking enough for you, Brooke.

1177
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,919
Speaker 2: I mean it looks like an airplane with the car

1178
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: seat in it. Yeah, and some wheels. I don't want

1179
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 2: a lexis behind the driver wheel.

1180
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: Can I just put it is there?

1181
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 2: Like something we can sign that some people from flying these,

1182
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 2: you're a parallel parking in the sky.

1183
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, back camp.

1184
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 4: So it's technically a flying car, but not the hover

1185
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 4: car we were promised in movies like Back to the Future. Yeah,

1186
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 4: it's got a hefty price tag with it.

1187
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a death trap attached to it.

1188
00:57:58,760 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1189
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 4: The company in Slovakia says it'll cost a very reasonable

1190
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 4: eight hundred thousand dollars day, up to a million if

1191
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 4: you add upgrades though the seat warmers. Hey, they'll hit

1192
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 4: this guy in early twenty twenty six, at least over

1193
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 4: in Europe, and they're hoping to get him approved for

1194
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 4: sale in the US coming this fall.

1195
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll work out.

1196
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 4: His next laser stories out of the commencement tenth. If

1197
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 4: your kids graduating this month with one of these degrees,

1198
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 4: pat them on the back and tell them it's important work.

1199
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 4: Then sprint back home and clear out the office because

1200
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 4: they could be moving back in So I say that

1201
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 4: because a popular publication just posted a list of the

1202
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 4: top ten college degrees that earned the least amount of

1203
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 4: money straight out of school.

1204
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 3: Oh oh, he's going to be depressing for some of

1205
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 3: the years. A lot of degrees.

1206
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1207
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 4: The median income for all the jobs listed is between

1208
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 4: forty and forty two thousand dollars a year. Okay, So

1209
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 4: Number five early childhood education.

1210
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: So important though you're a baby.

1211
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 4: Feature like preschool teachers or nannies. Maybe Number four anthropology

1212
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 4: the study of anthros. Yeah, whatever it is, it does

1213
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 4: not pay a lot of man. Number three performing arts

1214
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 4: ju theater work, singers, stage hands, media.

1215
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh but there was no like they didn't think they

1216
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 2: were going to make a lot of money out of college.

1217
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: You know, world, Yeah, you know what's happening.

1218
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 4: The number two general social sciences jobs like youth counselor

1219
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 4: or teacher's aid. And finally, the number one job that

1220
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 4: will make you the least amount of money straight out

1221
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 4: of college is if you studied a foreign language, like

1222
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 4: majoring in French and only French.

1223
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to.

1224
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: Go back for like a teaching degree or business.

1225
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 5: You're not doing anything.

1226
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 4: Foreign language is the lowest paid major at forty thousand dollars.

1227
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 5: Well, I got Google translated.

1228
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 2: I don't need anything, but you got to go encourage

1229
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 2: that kid to go live in that country.

1230
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.

1231
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 4: Plus isn't French the language of love? That's what this

1232
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 4: guy majored in. And look at that who says you

1233
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 4: don't use your major once you graduate college. Here you go.

1234
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 4: He's using it right now. And that means Laser Stories

1235
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 4: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

1236
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 4: it again, same time on Friday, Brook.

1237
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 10: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1238
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 4: We've got a new player today and we're going to

1239
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 4: greet them with a traditional Norwegian hello, the way we

1240
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 4: do for all of our new players. On three, are

1241
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 4: you guys ready?

1242
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 18: On two?

1243
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 4: Okay, I need everybody in the room to be a

1244
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 4: part of this. Okay, fall along one to remember this

1245
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 4: is Norwegian Hello, not the Swedish Hello that we did

1246
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 4: last week to everybody, so don't mix them up. Okay ready?

1247
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 8: One?

1248
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 4: Oh wait? Hold on. In Norway, they count down from three,

1249
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 4: don't they doing well? No, I was counting up. I

1250
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 4: need to count down three two, But remember that not

1251
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 4: the Swedish one, the Norway one. Okay, wait, we're out

1252
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 4: of time.

1253
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 17: Nervous, Come on, well, we just have already.

1254
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 4: I know my bad. Now we just have to say

1255
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 4: hello like the Americans do. Okay, welcome to the show Man.

1256
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 11: You're nice to me.

1257
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 18: I'm just still trying to find the pun.

1258
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 4: No, it's just in Norway.

1259
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 2: They really know how to greet each other therect If

1260
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 2: you're ever looking for some sort of deeper humor in

1261
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: this show, just don't.

1262
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love the expectations, low expectations. Yeah, now you're

1263
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 4: in the right mindset, spoken language. What made you want

1264
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 4: to call in and play Brook today?

1265
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 16: I feel like I'm kind of smart and I can

1266
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 16: answer some general questions.

1267
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 5: So that's literally all you need bro yea.

1268
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't give himself too much credit, and I

1269
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 4: like that. Trevor Brook's gonna leave the studios. We can

1270
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 4: go over the rules. You got thirty seconds to answer

1271
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1272
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 4: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brook

1273
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 4: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1274
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 13: Absolutely?

1275
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 4: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. It's national

1276
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 4: talk like Yoda Day and in the movie he's green,

1277
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 4: But what color is his lightsaber?

1278
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 16: Green.

1279
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 4: The first recorded computer bug happened in nineteen forty seven

1280
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 4: when a real bug got trapped inside a console. What

1281
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 4: type of bug was it? The Boston cream pie is

1282
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 4: the official dessert of what state?

1283
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 13: Massachusetts?

1284
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 4: In a standard game of Twister? How many colors does

1285
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 4: it have for? What's the national animal of Canada? Moose,

1286
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 4: goose or beaver? What popular Greek food item gets its

1287
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 4: name from the word for turning or rotating? I have

1288
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 4: no idea pass on that one. The name of the

1289
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 4: dish though, yeah, I bet he knows the Norwegian dish

1290
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 4: if we had gotten to that question. Unfortunately not today.

1291
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 4: But Brook's coming back into the studio, and let's learn

1292
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 4: a little bit more about our new player. Trevor. Here

1293
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 4: he works at home, it says on my screener, in

1294
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 4: the tech biz, doing sales and recruiting, and he thinks

1295
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 4: of himself as just a pretty chill guy.

1296
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 5: Trevor, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

1297
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 18: Then?

1298
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 16: For a chill guy, I don't think it's appropriate for

1299
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 16: the radio.

1300
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: Oh I think he's saying working in his underwear.

1301
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wow, I.

1302
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 5: Think that's the good old Norwegian Goodbye. That's how we

1303
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 5: got arrested.

1304
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 4: Trevor, you seem like a chill guy, actually, so keep

1305
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 4: on chilling while we move on to brook Brook. It's

1306
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 4: your turn. Are you ready?

1307
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: Yes, you're strong and ready.

1308
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 4: Good luck. Your time starts now. It's national talk like

1309
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 4: yo today and in the movie he's green? But what

1310
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 4: color is his lightsaber? Ooh blue? The first recorded computer

1311
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 4: bug happened in nineteen forty seven when a real bug

1312
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 4: got trapped inside a console. What type of bug was it?

1313
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 1: Lady bug?

1314
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 4: The Boston cream pie is the official dessert of what state?

1315
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: Massachusetts?

1316
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 4: In a standard game of twister? How many colors does

1317
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 4: it have for? What is the national animal of Canada?

1318
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 4: Moose goose or beaver goose? What popular Greek food item

1319
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 4: gets its name from the word turning or rotating? Okay,

1320
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 4: times up. Answers are in. We're going to the scoreboard

1321
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 4: to see how you bolted with Jose.

1322
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 5: Money talk old Daylor. You got three correct today.

1323
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty general, Pretty good though.

1324
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 5: Brooke, yeah, same exact amount of questions be game and

1325
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 5: got three and Brook yes only.

1326
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 17: I was so comfortable, but there was no question in

1327
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 17: my mind that one where you get to you took

1328
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 17: Brook down on your very first try.

1329
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 4: Congratulations, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's national talk.

1330
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 4: Like Yodaday and his lightsaber in the movies, it's a

1331
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 4: green light save. Yeah. The first recorded computer bug happen

1332
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 4: in nineteen forty seven when a moth got trapped inside

1333
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 4: of the console.

1334
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: You would know that. Did he get that right?

1335
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 10: No?

1336
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 4: The Boston cream Pie is the official dessert of the

1337
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 4: state of Massachusetts. In a game of twister, it has

1338
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 4: four different colors blue, green, red, and yellow. The national

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Speaker 4: animal of Canada is the beaver. It's been official since

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Speaker 4: nineteen seventy five, and the popular Greek food item that

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Speaker 4: gets its name for the word turning or rotating is

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Speaker 4: euro gyro like gyrating. You know, Trevor, Congratulations, you took

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Speaker 4: down Brook. You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing.

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Speaker 4: We're giving you a pair of tickets to see our

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Speaker 4: very own Jose Bolanyos and Friends live at the Emerald

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Speaker 4: City Comedy Club on June fourth.

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Speaker 16: Ooh nice, Yeah, Trevor will hang out.

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Speaker 5: I'll make you laugh, dude, I'll take your well, You'll

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Speaker 5: give you a little raspberry.

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Speaker 1: What happens at these shows?

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Speaker 5: Oh, they're pretty fun.

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Speaker 1: There were comedy shows.

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Speaker 5: You maybe you should come and support me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm scared of what I get.

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Speaker 5: Brooks Days Away, becoming the Raspberry.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be a good time, So Trevor Man, thanks

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Speaker 4: so much for playing. Come back and do it again.

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Speaker 3: Trevor, never come back again.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you will.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do it in Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 4: brook and Jeffrey in the morning.