1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: It's that time. 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 2: Time, time, time, luck and load. 3 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: The Michael Verie Show is on the air. If you 4 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: go to Miraculous Failure dot blog, Miraculous Failure dot com, 5 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 1: sorry dot blog dot blog, it reads about this blog 6 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:51,160 Speaker 1: Miraculous Failure. It's a true miracle that I failed at suicide. 7 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: It has changed me for the better and I am 8 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: so thankful. I'm a survivor of a very serious suicide 9 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: attempt that I was completely aware I was headed toward 10 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: or doing. It was the result of depression caused by 11 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: inability to cope with a lifetime of wrongs, combined with 12 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: a completely ridiculous medication regimen. The doctors called it medication 13 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: induced psychosis. This caused bizarre behavior, loss of memory, a 14 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: lot of twenty sixteen, and the attempt. I was hospitalized 15 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 1: in ICU for three weeks and in physical rehab for 16 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: five weeks. During the hospitalization, I was unconscious most of 17 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: the time. Everything I had was failing on dialysis, a ventilator, 18 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: and an unreal amount of ivy drips. My family and 19 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 1: friends were asked to say goodbye to me several times. 20 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: Each time I quickly returned to good vital signs, shocking 21 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: the medical professionals. There were seven episodes of near death 22 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 1: during my hospitalization, each time with the same unexplainable, almost 23 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: immediate recovery. The doctors all told me when I woke 24 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: up there was no medical explanation for my survivor for survival, 25 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: that it had had to be a God thing. And 26 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:06,559 Speaker 1: I believe that I am recovering, no longer on dialysis, 27 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: getting stronger every day. All of my organs are working, 28 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: and my mind is clear. It's like I'm a whole 29 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: new person. I believe these posts are not just for 30 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: depressed or suicidal people. Miraculous Failure dot blog is the website. 31 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: Terry Lucher is the woman who wrote those words, and 32 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: she's our guest. Welcome. 33 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 3: Hi, Hello. 34 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,119 Speaker 1: Tell me what was going on in your life when 35 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: this happened in twenty sixteen. 36 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 4: Well the reason really doesn't matter, but it was a 37 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 4: a lifetime of family lies that finally came to the 38 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 4: truth when I was forty eight forty nine years old 39 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 4: and I just couldn't handle it. I was very angry 40 00:02:55,760 --> 00:03:00,239 Speaker 4: and obsessed with my anger, which made me depressed, and 41 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 4: I didn't do anything to stop it. And what happened 42 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 4: happened I tried to kill myself. I'd been on different 43 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 4: types of medications, and I'd been in a really nice, 44 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 4: like thirty day rehab a long time ago, which I 45 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 4: learned a lot of things, but when I came home, 46 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 4: I didn't do those things. And then when it all 47 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 4: came to a head, I wound up in a psych 48 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 4: hospital and with a psychiatrist that gave me some very 49 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 4: racy medications of none of which helped anything, only hurt. 50 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 4: He put me on riddling because I couldn't sleep, he said, 51 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 4: if and I couldn't sleep, he said if I took 52 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 4: the Riddlin in the morning and at noon, that it 53 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 4: would make me tired and I would sleep, And it 54 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 4: did work. But Riddlin is basically mess without the flammable chemical, 55 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 4: so you know that was bad. He put me on 56 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 4: thorazine because I had chronic Tommy troubles, because it's an antipsychotic, 57 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 4: but it also works on the GI system. That worked, 58 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 4: So I thought this guy was a genius. But of 59 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 4: course everybody else around me thought maybe she just me 60 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 4: taking these things. But I did take them and it 61 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 4: made me worse, not better. And so one night, I 62 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 4: don't know really what happened. But this is what my 63 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 4: husband tells me, that I took at least eight hundred 64 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 4: psych and sleep and blood pressure medications and. 65 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 3: Tried to kill myself. He figured out I asked him. 66 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 4: For a divorce, which was crazy, and I guess that 67 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 4: was a ruse to get me sleeping. 68 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 3: In the living room and him in the bedroom. 69 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 4: And he finally figured out what was going on because 70 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 4: he heard me, you know, coughing and gagging, and we 71 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 4: live way out in the country, and he, you know, 72 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 4: got the ambulance there, and three hours later, I'm at 73 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 4: the hospital almost dead. So, you know, they did every 74 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 4: thing that they could at Huntsville to try to keep 75 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 4: me alive. And I was there for a few days 76 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 4: and then I had to be taken to Memorial downtown 77 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 4: and they did everything they could to keep me alive, and. 78 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 3: And I lived. I couldn't be happier about that. I can't. 79 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 3: It's still hard for me to believe that it happened. 80 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 4: But it did happen, and I'm. 81 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 3: So thankful that it didn't work. 82 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 4: And there's really no reason that I am alive other 83 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 4: than the fact that God saved me. Why, I don't 84 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:35,359 Speaker 4: know we did and so, and I'm just so thankful. 85 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 4: It's a miracle. 86 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: So you've taken that that horrible thing and started a blog, 87 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: and in a sense, it's your ministry. I don't know 88 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: if you use that word or not to help other 89 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: people and what have you. 90 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 4: I call it, I. 91 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 3: Call it therapy. 92 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 4: I mean, it's not an interactive blog. I don't but 93 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 4: I've several people have contacted me and said that it 94 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 4: helped them. Because what I guess I really want people 95 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 4: to understand is what happened to me really wasn't a 96 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 4: big deal. And I'm not talking about people who actually 97 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,560 Speaker 4: have a chemical imbalance, just talking about people who are 98 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 4: depressed because something happened or they did something, you know, 99 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 4: something that they're obsessed about and their life is going 100 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 4: down the drain because of it. And see, that's the 101 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 4: thing that depressed people do. It's kind of like drugs 102 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 4: or alcohol. You get addicted to it, and just like 103 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 4: drugs or alcohol, you know, you start to feel bad 104 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 4: and instead of reversing the problem, you kind of just 105 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 4: dig deeper into it and it's it's terminal. In all 106 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 4: three cases, depression, drugs, and alcohol, it's taken to extremes 107 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 4: will kill you, and. 108 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 3: You have to stop it. And I wasn't doing any 109 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 3: of those things to stop it. 110 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 4: And now, well, the things that I realized after the 111 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 4: fact that forgiveness I'm not talking about walking up to 112 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 4: someone and telling them. 113 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 3: That you forgive them. I mean forgiving them in. 114 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 4: Your mind and moving away that terrible thing that happened. 115 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 4: And if you can't do that, then you can't be 116 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 4: free of it. You'll always obsess about it and it 117 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 4: will bring you down. And the reality of it is 118 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 4: is God forgave me for trying to kill myself. I 119 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 4: literally tried to murder myself, and he forgave me, and 120 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 4: then he fixed all the damage because I mean, there 121 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 4: was a time in the hospital that they thought if 122 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 4: there was a slight possibility that I would live, that 123 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 4: I would be in complete the ability you know, in 124 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 4: a nursing home, on a feeding tube, without my senses, 125 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 4: and none of that happened. 126 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 1: Well, Terry, there are horrible things that happened to people, 127 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: even though, as you said, you were a part of 128 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 1: making this happen to yourself. But I look at it 129 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: as what do you do as a result of it? 130 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: Miraculous failure dot blog, miraculous failure dot blog and ask 131 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: promised if you have a choking story you'd like to share, 132 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 1: we'll hear them coming up. Seven one, three, nine, nine, nine, 133 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: one thousand. 134 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, little son, Michael Berry, George. 135 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: Sleep, I can't. 136 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 5: You're excited. 137 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:32,599 Speaker 1: It's that moment you've all been waiting for all these years. Lo, 138 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: the time has come. You never thought you'd call the show. 139 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: But there was that time in eighth grade when you 140 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 1: choked on a centnamon roll in front of Christy d Leon, 141 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: the girl you had the hots for, and you were 142 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: approaching her to ask her to go steady with you 143 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: or maybe homecoming. I can't remember your details. And in 144 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 1: order to steal yourself and get yourself ready, you thought 145 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: you'd you'd finish that cinnamon roll a little faster because 146 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 1: lunch period's coming to a close and there's only about 147 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,079 Speaker 1: a minute left, and you've decided today's the day. You 148 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: got your best shoes on, your best jeans, you haven't 149 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: spilled anything on your shirt today, Today's the day, and 150 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: the time is nigh, and so here you go, and 151 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: so you got to finish this cinnamon roll real quick 152 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 1: so you can get over there and ask her. And 153 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: so you push it down a little faster, stuff it 154 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 1: down in there like a musket getting ready to fire. 155 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 1: And then and then, and then, and then you choke 156 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 1: in the middle of the cafeteria in front of everyone. 157 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,920 Speaker 1: You never asked her to go on a date. You 158 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 1: never even let her know that you were hot for her. 159 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,720 Speaker 1: Your friend told her friend. She found out. A shame 160 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: to this day. And you've always wanted to tell that 161 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 1: story about your your greatest choke. And here it is. 162 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,079 Speaker 1: Who would have known when you woke up today this 163 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:07,559 Speaker 1: would be the day one thousand. Let's go to jin. 164 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,440 Speaker 1: Let's go to Genie. Oh, we have women calling in today. 165 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: It's interesting which which topics ilicit women calls, which don't. Genie, 166 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 1: you're up, sweetheart, go ahead, Good morning to. 167 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 3: Both of you. 168 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 6: Thank you for taking my call. I'll just speak real fast. 169 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 6: I was in third grade. I was in the cafeteria, 170 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 6: and back then, the teachers sat with you in eight 171 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 6: lunch with you. I started choking. The kids were all 172 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 6: pointing and laughing, and she was busy talking. When she turned, 173 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,719 Speaker 6: she noticed, and the only thing I remember was her 174 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 6: scooping me up and running down the hallway to the 175 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 6: nurse's office. And the nurse was an older lady. She 176 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,400 Speaker 6: did the heimlick on me. And the good part about 177 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 6: it was I got to stay home the rest of 178 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 6: the day. 179 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I had my parents. Yeah, let's send 180 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 1: Jeanie home. She's had enough of a day today. Brenda, 181 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,720 Speaker 1: you're old the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sweetheart, good morning. 182 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:03,440 Speaker 7: Hi. 183 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:08,000 Speaker 8: Okay. So I'm a retired paramedic and way back in 184 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 8: the day when I was just a brand new MT 185 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:14,240 Speaker 8: just getting started, just at the lowest level. I was 186 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 8: getting off shift kind of late, so I went to 187 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 8: go have some lunch at the local chicken place in Hempstead. 188 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 7: That's where I was working. 189 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 3: And so anyway, the. 190 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 9: Lady across the room was doing that you know, that 191 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 9: universal choking sign, you know where they put their hands 192 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 9: to their throat. 193 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:30,559 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. 194 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 9: I was like, oh my god, okay, remember your training, 195 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,520 Speaker 9: remember your training. So I got up and I started 196 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 9: making my way across the room, and about halfway there, 197 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,839 Speaker 9: this huge guy, I mean huge, just forms me out 198 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 9: of the way. I was like, oh my gosh. This 199 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 9: guy goes he grabs this poor woman. He throws her 200 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 9: over the table, lifts up her scrap, pulls down her 201 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 9: Panti's lickture butt and she's she spent the ticking out. 202 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 3: I was like, man, what are you doing? 203 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,560 Speaker 9: He said, Well, haven't you ever heard the Heimlich maneuver? 204 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: Very well played Brenda behind lick. We knew her, very 205 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 1: well played. You know, women don't normally deliver a joke 206 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 1: as well as guys do. That was first class. She 207 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: She made her sex proud. I mean she she she 208 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: held it together. She was clearly telling a story. She was, 209 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 1: I mean the whole deal. Yeah, Oh that's that's uh Brenda. 210 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: Call of the day, Call a day. She We showed 211 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: her a Labuchery gift card. Yeah, she's not gonna choke 212 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 1: on that, all right, hold on and get her addressed. 213 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,600 Speaker 1: That's that's uh okay. I like it. It wasn't until 214 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,200 Speaker 1: the pants came pulled down that I knew we were 215 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 1: waiting on a punchline. But I was ready for it. 216 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 1: Scott got what you got. 217 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 10: Sir, Hey and Mike. I've had problems with food getting 218 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 10: stuck with my esophagus, and I've been in the Murgen's 219 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 10: room like five or six times in my life because 220 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,640 Speaker 10: of food getting stuck. Because you know, wife felling me 221 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:03,600 Speaker 10: all the time. Do you chew your dude, It's hard 222 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 10: to change how you've eaten your whole life. And uh yeah, 223 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 10: one time I was in a restaurant, eat me, eating 224 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 10: with a client, and you know, it was some good food, 225 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,439 Speaker 10: some crawfish or. 226 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 11: Something a to fade, and uh, I hate. 227 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 10: I swallowed and then I was taking a glass of 228 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 10: water and then. 229 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 11: It was kind of embarrassing. 230 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 10: I was like, oh my god, it's coming up, because 231 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 10: if it doesn't go down, then it's coming up. And 232 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 10: it was like I was throwing up in my plate and. 233 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 3: It was pretty embarrassing. 234 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 10: But and and then one time I was having some 235 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:42,599 Speaker 10: prime rib and uh wine, drank some some tabernet, and 236 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 10: people thought I was like blood coming. 237 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 11: Out of my mouth. 238 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 1: I'm noticing a pattern here, Scott, I'm noticing a pattern. 239 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 1: Uh let's go to Rick. You're up, my good man, 240 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 1: good morning. How are you today? 241 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:01,640 Speaker 11: Yeah? 242 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 2: Sure, I just wanted to tell you that I had 243 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 2: had this happen a couple of times before, and it's 244 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 2: very very scary. And just like he was saying, you know, 245 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 2: you drink some water and try to think you're gonna 246 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 2: flush it down. It doesn't go down, it comes back up. 247 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 3: But about a. 248 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 2: Month ago I was in having a steak and and 249 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 2: I knew, you know, shoe your meat well and all that, 250 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 2: and it happened. And this time it was like I 251 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 2: almost died. So I had I was with some folks 252 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 2: and they recommended me to go to a doctor and 253 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 2: supposed to be you know and was and is the 254 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 2: best doctor for this type of thing in Houston. 255 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: And I found out this. 256 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 2: Is actually called steakhouse syndrome or shot Ski's ring, and 257 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 2: it's the narrowing of the esophagus and many people get 258 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 2: it after years of acid reflux and things like that 259 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 2: that as people get older, that many people come down with. 260 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 2: So any way, I didn't have state this time. I 261 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 2: went to see the doctor. 262 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: And who was the doctor? 263 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 2: I think I know what it is, doctor Isaac Rojm 264 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 2: in Houston. And I got to tell you it was great. 265 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 2: He went in dilated my throat. I could I can 266 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 2: eat anything? 267 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 4: Now? 268 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what Rick Doak had, all right, hold on seven, one, three, nine, nine, nine, 269 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: one thousand, very show show. 270 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 12: Happy see you. 271 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,120 Speaker 6: In My Way. 272 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Clay Walker today turns fifty six. Happy 273 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 1: birthday to the bassist for Queen John Deacon. Happy birthday 274 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 1: to Edwin Hawkins, who you may or may not have 275 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 1: known before you started listening to our show, but I 276 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: know you know Edwin Hawkins now. And happy birthday to 277 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 1: one of the great Houstonians of all time. He would 278 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 1: have been eighty five today. Johnny Nash. He performed as 279 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 1: a teen on the Arthur Godfrey Variety Show, and he 280 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 1: told me the story one time. It was a great story. 281 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: His father was a limo driver and so he had 282 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,800 Speaker 1: to be it. I think it was KPRC Studios in 283 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: the afternoon to record every day. And so his father said, 284 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: when I pick you up, you get in the back. 285 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 1: I'm your limo driver. And so his dad, this was 286 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: the old days of you know, he worked for some 287 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,880 Speaker 1: river Oaks family, or probably a river Oaks family, and 288 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: so he wore the whole black suit and the skinny 289 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: black tie and the white shirt and the hat. And 290 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,160 Speaker 1: so he would pull up to the school and he 291 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 1: would get out very smartly, and he'd walk over and 292 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: he would open the door for Johnny to crawl in 293 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 1: the back, and he would close the door. He'd get 294 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: back into limo and he'd drive into KPRC, and he 295 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 1: wanted people to think Johnny was a star. And Johnny alway, 296 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 1: I thought, you know that, what an act, What an 297 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 1: act of love that was for him to put aside 298 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,120 Speaker 1: his own ego and pretend he was my limo driver. 299 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: Johnny Nash one of the great Houstonians. I had the 300 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: pleasure to get to know him and his wife, Carly 301 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 1: very well. They taught my wife to ride horses, among 302 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,400 Speaker 1: other things, and sit for hours and hours and talk 303 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,480 Speaker 1: music in his living room. What a guy? 304 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 7: What a guy? 305 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: A what a story? We're talking choking Ramon? How about 306 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 1: Ramon pulling out the duncan chic story barely breathing. That 307 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: was clever. It took a while to get to the chorus. 308 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: That was the only bummer about that all R Let's 309 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 1: go down the list, Michael, your quick choking story. 310 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:40,119 Speaker 5: Go. 311 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 9: Yes. 312 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 13: I commute from Plannersville to the GALLERYA and I usually 313 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,200 Speaker 13: stop off at one of the Mickey D's on the 314 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 13: way to get me some breakfast in the morning. And 315 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 13: after I got it, I got going down the feeder 316 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:57,640 Speaker 13: on two forty nine and I inhaled the egg. 317 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,120 Speaker 7: And started choking on the side of the road. 318 00:17:59,240 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 3: Ooh. 319 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 13: The whole time I'm choking. I'm on the side of 320 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 13: the feeter, I pulling their side road. I'm sitting there choking, 321 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,639 Speaker 13: i am not breathing. I'm look like I'm beating myself 322 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,399 Speaker 13: on the side of the road. And the only thing 323 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 13: that kept going through my head was my wife kept 324 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 13: telling me them, damn mckegheese is gonna kill me one day. 325 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 13: And I'm thinking, they're gonna find me dead on the 326 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,120 Speaker 13: side of the road, and she's gonna see that daggum 327 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 13: rapper sitting on my console and she's gonna be thinking, 328 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 13: I told you, they're gonna kill you. That's the only 329 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 13: thing that went through my head. And I almost passed out. 330 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 13: I got it dislarged, where. 331 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 1: Were you born? And I've never told that? 332 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:35,959 Speaker 11: Do what now? 333 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 1: Where were you born? 334 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,639 Speaker 7: Corpus Christi, Texas? 335 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,680 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, great story, Michael Hank you're up what 336 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,120 Speaker 1: you got? 337 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 3: Hey? 338 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,400 Speaker 12: Michael, Sitting there at the high school cafeteria table back 339 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,280 Speaker 12: in my freshman year, sitting around with a bunch of 340 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 12: football guys, and somebody told a nasty joke. 341 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 7: We all started to laughing. 342 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,639 Speaker 12: Everybody was kind of choking, but the biggest guy at 343 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 12: the table was started having a problem choking, and we 344 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,359 Speaker 12: were young, we didn't know what to do. We're just 345 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,800 Speaker 12: sitting there kind of dumbfounded, looking at and all of 346 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 12: a sudden, an entire pinto being comes flying out of 347 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,440 Speaker 12: one nostril. 348 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: Oh, a nostril was. 349 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 12: Out of his out of his nose, and it landed 350 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,760 Speaker 12: in the center of the table. And I mean by 351 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,160 Speaker 12: that at that time the rest of us started choking 352 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 12: so hard, laughing, and his nickname was being Man for 353 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 12: the rest of the year. 354 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,719 Speaker 1: Well, of course it was. It had to be. I mean, 355 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 1: what else could it be. At this age they should 356 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:43,399 Speaker 1: still be calling him. That's a story you ever you 357 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: ever see those stories were warning about these guys. They're 358 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,639 Speaker 1: cave explorers, belunkers, and they go up in there and 359 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: they'll get up in there and they'll they'll crawl into 360 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,480 Speaker 1: a crevice that's that's hooked and crooked and all that, 361 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,320 Speaker 1: and they get up in there and they can't get out, 362 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: and they and there's I saw one or the guy 363 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,639 Speaker 1: he dies up in there, and the cave owner just 364 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:08,320 Speaker 1: had it covered over instead of they wanted to blow 365 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 1: the thing out so it wouldn't induce people to come 366 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,720 Speaker 1: in there, and instead he concreted over. So the guy 367 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 1: was buried up in there because he got himself so 368 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,439 Speaker 1: contorted he couldn't get back out. I was a hell 369 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 1: of a story. Well that's how I imagine that bean 370 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: going up his nose. I mean that bean come out here. Now, 371 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,080 Speaker 1: I've never heard such a thing. I have never in 372 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,639 Speaker 1: my life heard such a thing as that. Let's go 373 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: to Nancy, Nancy Europe, sweetheart, Yes, sir. 374 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:36,159 Speaker 5: Twenty eight years ago, when I moved to Belleville, we 375 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 5: were looking around. Lady the Real Escape Lady took me 376 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,920 Speaker 5: around and we were looking at houses and she was 377 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,159 Speaker 5: going to drop me off to have lunch with my husband. 378 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 5: And I was so excited because I found the perfect house. 379 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 5: And the song playing on the radio was When I 380 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 5: Die the Guy in Texas. And I walked in there, 381 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 5: popped a pill in my throat and started chooking in 382 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 5: the middle of the pizza place, and everybody he's just 383 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 5: looking at me. And finally somebody came up and said, 384 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,840 Speaker 5: are you okay, and I'm saying no, and he didn't 385 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,960 Speaker 5: the Heimlich and the little pill popped out. But since then, 386 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 5: my husband died, and I live alone, and I choke 387 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 5: all the time, and I've learned to give myself the Heimlich. 388 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,639 Speaker 5: But my dear friend of sixty years sent me this 389 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 5: life back thing to keep in the house. It's like 390 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 5: a small plunger that you put over your mouth and 391 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 5: then you. 392 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 3: Just pop it out. 393 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:29,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a suction. 394 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 5: I think everybody who lives alone should have one. 395 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 1: Well how about that? You have the most charming voice. 396 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,119 Speaker 3: Do you know that? 397 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:38,880 Speaker 1: And delivery? 398 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,159 Speaker 5: I'm nervous. 399 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,400 Speaker 1: Well, it's just one. It's delightful, it's absolutely I imagine 400 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 1: you looking like Ronnie Stoneman on he Hall. That's how 401 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:50,680 Speaker 1: I want you to look. If you don't, then don't 402 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,920 Speaker 1: tell me. But I like to imagine you. And she'd have, 403 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 1: you know, the she'd have the pins in her hair. 404 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 1: But she always had such a charm to me, such 405 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: a raw, authentic charm. You have just the most adorable 406 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:05,720 Speaker 1: was that. 407 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,360 Speaker 5: It took me eighty years to get this way. 408 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:09,879 Speaker 14: You know what. 409 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: You're like a fine wine. You have aged gracefully and gloriously. 410 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 1: I love your delivery. I could listen to you talk 411 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,880 Speaker 1: for hours. Sabrina, You're on the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, sweetheart. 412 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,680 Speaker 6: Hi, I choked on my honeymoon on a piece of 413 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,960 Speaker 6: blame Mignon in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and a waiter is 414 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 6: the one who jumped into. 415 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 3: The action to save me. 416 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,119 Speaker 1: What about your husband? 417 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,440 Speaker 6: She sat there and watched me. 418 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,040 Speaker 9: He's the next Now, yeah, that. 419 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 1: That was your moment. Here's your sign. 420 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 6: That was my sign, but several others before. 421 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,560 Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, okay, Well, Sabrina, thank you. 422 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,399 Speaker 4: I was gonna say, yeah, they pulled me to the 423 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,159 Speaker 4: back because I was passing out, so they're like, oh 424 00:22:59,200 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 4: my god, my god. 425 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 6: Yeah crazy, But yeah it was funny. 426 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,720 Speaker 4: But now it's funny when I laugh about it, I'm like, yeah, 427 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,920 Speaker 4: that was the real winner. 428 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 11: Yeah, there you go. 429 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,200 Speaker 1: Well, thank you for sharing that. You know, the show 430 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,200 Speaker 1: wouldn't be the show if people didn't put aside their 431 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: pride and their shame and their nervousness and everything else 432 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: and call up and share with everybody else. So that's 433 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,400 Speaker 1: very cool. Ten. You're on the Michael Berry Show. 434 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 7: Hey, Michael. 435 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 11: Yes, I'm married to a Vietnamese wife for about fourteen years, 436 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 11: and she still has a pretty thick accent. 437 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 7: Up. 438 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 11: She always pronounced it as cone fo n and I've 439 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 11: always given her a hard time about that, and you know, 440 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,040 Speaker 11: and kind of made fun of her. One night I 441 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 11: was watching as she was ear of corn and I 442 00:23:54,880 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 11: started making fun of her, and I started, She's welcome phone, 443 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 11: this is the mold on sold. 444 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,919 Speaker 1: On run there seven three, nine, nine, nine, one thousand. 445 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,200 Speaker 1: Come on, I said, songs about choking you. You know 446 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:27,560 Speaker 1: this doesn't not the same thing. Lois Gibson holds the 447 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,440 Speaker 1: world record for the most identifications made by a forensic artist. 448 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 1: Since joining the Houston Police Department in nineteen eighty nine, 449 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,360 Speaker 1: where she stayed till twenty twenty one, her detailed sketches 450 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: became a powerful tool for solving crimes. By twenty twelve, 451 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 1: her work had contributed to cracking one thy two hundred 452 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,520 Speaker 1: and sixty six cases, considered to be the most in history. 453 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: The story of how she became a sketch artist is 454 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: quite interesting. She'll be our guest coming up at ten. 455 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 1: But first, you're choking story ten. Your phone was cutting 456 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: out on me, But go ahead, taken back the corn cone. 457 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:04,880 Speaker 3: Right. 458 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 11: So, as I mentioned, my wife is Vitan to me, 459 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 11: so she always pronounces corn is cone and I've always 460 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 11: made fun of her about that. One night, I was 461 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 11: watching a TV show and she came up and she 462 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,159 Speaker 11: was eating an ear of cone, and you know, I 463 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 11: started kind of giggling because because she said, hey, do 464 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 11: you want some cone? And that made me even laugh 465 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,880 Speaker 11: even harder, and she got a little perturbed, so she said, well, 466 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 11: oh okay, So to get back, I mean, she started 467 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,520 Speaker 11: jabbing me in the ribs with this ear of cone 468 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 11: and he said, oh, you think this is funny? And 469 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,399 Speaker 11: she kept on jabbing me, and I just lost it. 470 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 11: I just couldn't stop laughing. I was laughing so hard 471 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 11: that I actually stopped breathing and I actually passed out. 472 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,119 Speaker 11: And when I came to, it felt like I had 473 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 11: just woken up from like a three hour nap. And 474 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 11: my wife had this crazy look on her face because 475 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 11: my face was all blue and my lips were purple. 476 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 7: And I asked her what happened, you know, and she says, 477 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,920 Speaker 7: you passed out? How long was I out? Because you're 478 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,960 Speaker 7: out for like fifteen twenty seconds, and you know, you 479 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 7: weren't breathing. So I always, you know, get a laugh 480 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,359 Speaker 7: out of telling the story of how one night my wife, 481 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 7: you know, tried to kill me with an ear cone. 482 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly till this day. 483 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:16,680 Speaker 3: Is that way? 484 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,120 Speaker 1: Well, that takes me back to the story about corn pop. 485 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,439 Speaker 1: You forgot about cornpop. Cornpop was a bad man. Ramon, 486 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:30,679 Speaker 1: Let's go to BJ. Yeah, b J, you're up. 487 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,119 Speaker 14: Jay, You're up? 488 00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,879 Speaker 1: Oh I think Bjbarneylee dot com, I have no idea. 489 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 1: Go ahead, how are you this morning? 490 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 10: Michael? 491 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,280 Speaker 1: I'm good? Go ahead, my man. 492 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 15: Okay. 493 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,719 Speaker 10: About twenty three years ago or so, my three year 494 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 10: old grandson, we were at Texas roadhouse. He's running around 495 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,280 Speaker 10: on the table like a banshie is somebody's birthday, everybody there, 496 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 10: and then. 497 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 15: All of a sudden he's just blackless right by his mom, 498 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,160 Speaker 15: and she say what's wrong? What's wrong? 499 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 10: And of course he can't say nothing, And she finally 500 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,240 Speaker 10: looks at me and says, Barnie, do something. And so 501 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,400 Speaker 10: I picked him up and turned him over because he's 502 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,640 Speaker 10: three years old, and wrapped him on the back about 503 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,280 Speaker 10: three or four times, and then real lightly just did 504 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 10: the hind liking I'll come the peanut that he had lodge. 505 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,440 Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy, it's crazy to think, you know. 506 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,520 Speaker 1: With Jimmy Barrett. It was a little bitty piece of bread, 507 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:32,960 Speaker 1: a peanut how somebody could die over something so trivial. 508 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,919 Speaker 1: It's just crazy to imagine, isn't it? Rollin you're up, 509 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: go ahead, rollin, Rollin, you're up, Go ahead. Oh, rollin 510 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 1: you're here, you're up. 511 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:47,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. 512 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,960 Speaker 1: I can hear you on the speakerphone, which is awful 513 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,440 Speaker 1: for radio. 514 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:03,399 Speaker 3: Oh bas there we go. 515 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 6: Then we get it. 516 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,480 Speaker 1: Romow, you dumb ass. I look over at the screen. 517 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,919 Speaker 1: That is R O L L I N. That's not rolling. 518 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's technically rolling. That's not the name rolling 519 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: him in the Where do you get this stuff that 520 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,280 Speaker 1: you really thought? Man and thinks he was gonna sit 521 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,440 Speaker 1: there for an hour? I'm rolling, y'all call him rolling? 522 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,600 Speaker 1: Just go all right, rolling, go ahead. 523 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 14: I was playing baseball in Phoenix, Arizona, and the guys 524 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,160 Speaker 14: bring donuts out, so I take a piece of donut 525 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 14: and the coach goes, hey, go play, go go coach 526 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 14: third base. So I'm coaching third base and I'm start sweating. 527 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 14: That's what the hell's going on. So the inning is over, 528 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,280 Speaker 14: it comes there in the dugout and one of the 529 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 14: guys goes, what is wrong with you? You're white? And 530 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 14: I said, I don't know. I'm sweating like hell, he goes, 531 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 14: let's come to hospital. Now the doing I got stuck 532 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 14: in my throat and I couldn't get it out up 533 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 14: going to the emergency room. It gave me some water 534 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 14: and he went out way went away. 535 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: H you ever watch I'm not a big fan of 536 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,080 Speaker 1: the competitive eating thing because food is sacred to me, 537 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 1: and I you know, people are into that. 538 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 3: I'm not. 539 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,960 Speaker 1: But I read an article about how Kobayashi or whatever 540 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: his name was, the Japanese guy that first pulled ahead 541 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Speaker 1: of Joey Chestnut Kobayashi, and that somehow is either him 542 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:39,480 Speaker 1: or Joey Chestnut. Some medical expert told them that if 543 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: you would moisten the bread, you can get it down faster, 544 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 1: and then it just you know, they went from however, 545 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: many thirty hot dogs to fifty. It changed, everything changed, 546 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: the whole sport quote unquote as we know it. Well, 547 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 1: Ramona hasn't bothered to put names in front of people. 548 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: So I'll go to the seven to seven zero unknown. Oh, 549 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 1: I have to refresh, okay, a little refresh. Oh chuck, Yeah, 550 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 1: why didn't it refresh on my screen? 551 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:04,800 Speaker 3: Chuck? You're up? 552 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: Go ahead, Hey, Michael, good morning. 553 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 15: This long story short. I used to be a missionary 554 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,520 Speaker 15: down in the Virgin Islands in Saint Croix, and in 555 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 15: our Christians school, whenever it rained, we had to go 556 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 15: inside because we didn't have a gem, and so I 557 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,160 Speaker 15: taught some kids some basic first aid and one of 558 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 15: the things that we taught them was how to do 559 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 15: the Heimlich. The very next day, one of my students, 560 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,960 Speaker 15: his mother was choking on a fishbone, and he did 561 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 15: the Heimlich and he saved her life. A long story short. 562 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,040 Speaker 15: She was so thankful for that that she ended up 563 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 15: coming to our church and came to one of our services, 564 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 15: and I wanted to hear about God. She was an 565 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,400 Speaker 15: airblady and so we were able to lead her to 566 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 15: the Lord. So just a wonderful story teaching something. Yeah, amazing. 567 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: I don't believe that things like that happened on accident, 568 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 1: that was all according to plan. What a great, great story. 569 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,320 Speaker 1: I got an email from Lisa who said, once we 570 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,600 Speaker 1: were in the warming Hut on a ski run in 571 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 1: Snow mass that's in Colorado. I was probably a senior 572 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 1: at Lamar High School at the time. My little sister, 573 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 1: Rosemary's bout eight. She starts choking on a hot dog, 574 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,040 Speaker 1: but no one noticed because in walks the famous dashing, 575 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: glamorous couple mary Anne Mobley and Gary Collins. 576 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:27,400 Speaker 7: Roon. 577 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 1: You forget how big Gary Collins was back in the 578 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 1: day when he would host to Miss America. Gary Collins 579 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,960 Speaker 1: was kind of famous for being famous. Nobody really knew 580 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: what he'd done, but he was famous. I glanced to 581 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,360 Speaker 1: my right and see Rosie turning at least Red get up, 582 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,760 Speaker 1: walk behind her and give that Heimlich maneuver as hard 583 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,440 Speaker 1: as I can. The hot dog shot across the room. 584 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 1: She starts crying. I start yelling. Not sure what Marianne 585 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 1: and Gary thought, but oh well, thank you coach Howard 586 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 1: in health class, who taught us that. It may have 587 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: been the only time I paid attention in health and 588 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,680 Speaker 1: it paid off. Lisa W. Hoff in Galveston, Texas, seventy 589 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,680 Speaker 1: seventy five five. Oh how about that, Yeah, Ramode, you 590 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: don't remember. You're too young to know. Gary Collins was big, 591 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 1: and he would walk around as if he was the 592 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 1: cats me out, you know, like he was you know, 593 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: he was so handsome, like he was Rock Hudson or something. 594 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: You know. I read the other day because I always 595 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 1: thought he was from the West Coast. Rock Hudson was 596 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:37,000 Speaker 1: actually born in Illinois, he was reared in California. The 597 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,760 Speaker 1: most famous sketch artist in history, who holds the record 598 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 1: for well over one thousand closed cases, will be our 599 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: guests coming in