1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,760 Speaker 1: I told my roommate I would not be her bridesmaid 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: for her surprise wedding? 3 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 2: Am I the A hole? 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: This is okop where we share the craziest stories on Earth. 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm Sam and John. Do you think op is the 6 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: A hole for not being a bridesmaid? 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,439 Speaker 3: So here's the thing, right, this is a surprise. What 8 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 3: if the surprise is like, Hey, we're gonna throw this 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 3: wedding on the biggest you know, work meeting opportunity of 10 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 3: your life, so you gotta be here. So I'm gonna 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 3: say no, context, I'm gonna say not. 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 2: The A hole, Because now a hole? What if you 13 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 2: have you can't have it had enough time to plan. 14 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 4: It's literally a surprise. 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 1: Also, this is an ur slash Okop Show submission, So 16 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: thank you little lotus for submitting. If you want to 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: submit your own story, uh, make sure to go to 18 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: our slash Okop show or call us at four four 19 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: zero fives or eight six by six seven. But let's 20 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 1: get into this story. So I twenty three female, lived 21 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: with two girls, Brittany twenty four female and her friend 22 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: Raven twenty three female. Four years ago. Brittany owned the home. 23 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,759 Speaker 1: Raven and I paid rent Raven and Brittany were friends 24 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: growing up. I had worked with them and developed a 25 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 1: good friendship with Brittany erst Brittany had a few bad relationships. 26 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 1: I watched her throw a hot pan across the kitchen 27 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,839 Speaker 1: at one ex's head. 28 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,199 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 29 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 2: Yo, I don't know if I would live that person. 30 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of crazy. She dated an underage guy. 31 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: She had another guide cheat on his partner with her. 32 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,199 Speaker 1: We all had problems at this point in our life, 33 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: but this was extreme. 34 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 4: Yeah. 35 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: She started dating a guy secretly at the time, and 36 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,639 Speaker 1: he gave her hard drugs. I had just gotten sober, 37 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,839 Speaker 1: but didn't last long with that in the house. 38 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 2: Yikes. 39 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: Her and this guy secretly got engaged. Brittany didn't tell 40 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: me Raven did. Brittany made some comments about Raven and 41 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: I being bridesmaids for this dude that basically is like 42 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,279 Speaker 1: a drug dealer. 43 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 4: I had known. 44 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: Brittany for about a year and told Raven, I don't 45 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: feel comfortable being a bride made. It's such an important role, 46 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: and her closer friends she's known for longer should take 47 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: those spots. Raven and Brittany had sidebar conversations. Suddenly I 48 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: was the asshole for not wanting to be the bridesmaid 49 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: of this random drug dealer's wedding to my friend, which 50 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,920 Speaker 1: is totally like that bro totally makes sense, Sophie. 51 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 4: Do they just throw coke in the air instead of 52 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 4: white rice? 53 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 2: Everyone sniffed the ground. 54 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: I moved out, they got married, Raven and Brittany's friendship 55 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: fell apart. None of us are friends anymore. I look 56 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: back and wonder, am I the asshole for not wanting 57 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: to be a bridesmaid. 58 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 2: To what at the time was a friend? John? What 59 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 2: do you think is OPI the asshole? 60 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 4: Can we sing this in unison? 61 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: No? 62 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, not the a hole? 63 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 3: I mean like this is this is one of the 64 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 3: most clear cut, plain, simple and dry. 65 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 4: You are not the a hole. 66 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:56,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, little lotus, you should take your flower far far 67 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: away from here. 68 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 4: That's right, protect it, let it go. Yeah, the sunshine. 69 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 2: We love you. 70 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 4: Speaking of which, if you love us, make sure to subscribe. 71 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: We love you and We'll see you tomorrow. This is 72 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: an episode from Deep within the Archives. Time for okop 73 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: relash Today, I fed up by leaving my date alone 74 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: with my roommates. Roommates not very trustworthy going on. I 75 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: didn't come home last night. I didn't come home alone 76 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: last night. Oh all right, Reddit boy, I had a 77 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: girl with me. She was confident and cute, and to 78 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: be honest, I didn't expect someone like her to be 79 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: interested in spending the night at my place, considering how 80 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: socially awkward I was during her entire dates. Sounds like 81 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: it checks out for reddit boysh My roommate was in 82 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: the living room when we entered the apartment. I introduced 83 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: the two of them before excusing myself to use the bathroom. 84 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: I poop whenever I'm extremely nervous. Oh yeahang man is 85 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: not like presenting himself as the most suave character, really not, 86 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: though I don't know why, but it's been like that 87 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: since I was a kid. For most people, the possibility 88 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: of sex is usually a source of excitement, but an 89 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: inexperience introverted and socially in that person like me, it's 90 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: off to the source of anxiety. 91 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 2: Hence the pooping. My guys having a tough time, So. 92 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 4: Before I get it on, I got to open up 93 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 4: my bouse. 94 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: I decided to have a quick shower afterwards wash away 95 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,559 Speaker 1: whatever traces that were of my nervous reaction. On the toilet. 96 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel bad for this guys. I 97 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: must have been in the bathroom for more or less 98 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Thirty minutes, it's a bit much. 99 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 2: That's a long time. That's a long unch. 100 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, like you have your date come in and 101 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: they're waiting for thirty minutes. 102 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 3: Just go squeeze it out and then just get discrubbing. 103 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 104 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 1: I knew it was weird to disappear like that, and 105 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: I was totally prepared to awkwardly explain my absence why 106 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: I needed to poop and then wash with the poop ups. 107 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 2: I don't know what you say. 108 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 1: However, when I returned to the living room, I realized 109 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: no explanation was necessary. My date was sound asleep in 110 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: my roommate's arms while he was still wide awake, and 111 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: as soon as he saw me, he did the finger 112 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: in front of his lips, like the shush thing. I 113 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,919 Speaker 1: had no idea what the two of them did in 114 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,919 Speaker 1: the short amount of time I was gone, but I 115 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,839 Speaker 1: smelled weed, and I noticed glowing the dark yell yo 116 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: toys and hula hoops, which explained why the room was 117 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: darker than before. My roommate suggested I smoked some weed 118 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 1: to past time. I ended up smoking too much weed 119 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 1: and eventually fell asleep from the couch. 120 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 2: This morning. 121 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: When I woke up, my roommate and my date were 122 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: no longer in the living room. My first instinct was 123 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: to check my roommate's room, and there they were sleeping together. 124 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: Most of their clothes were on the floor except the underwear. 125 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 1: We stay in a toxic king Yo. Yike, that is terrible. Yikes, dude. 126 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: The roommates swooped hard, dude, like, in thirty minutes. Just 127 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: crushed him. Wow, just destroyed destroys poor man. I tiptoed 128 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 1: to my room, I made side of the bed and 129 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: woke him the fuck up. The two of us whispered 130 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 1: back and forth like we were discussing highly classified information. 131 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: I accused him of fucking my date behind my back 132 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,919 Speaker 1: she did, whereas he denied that anything sexual happened and 133 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: reminded me that he's gay as fuck. Interesting See plot twist. 134 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: That's a plot twist, Plot twist, laate. Now I'm confused. 135 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: Towards the end of our whisper war, I didn't know 136 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: what to believe anymore. I was too upset to think clearly. 137 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,720 Speaker 1: By the time my date woke up, my roommate and 138 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 1: I were in the kitchen and preparing breakfast in silence. 139 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: Long story short, my date backed up everything my roommate 140 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,720 Speaker 1: said nothing happened between them. Sleeping on the couch was uncomfortable, 141 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 1: and my roommate's bed was not the end. I was 142 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: out numbered and a desperate plead to diffuse the tension. 143 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 1: I accepted whatever they said. Call me paranoid, but I'm 144 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 1: convinced they fucked, which means a gay guy has more 145 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: success sleeping with girls than I do. 146 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 4: Bro Opie, you're a king, sir. You know you take 147 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:00,239 Speaker 4: that inner security. 148 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, op is very insecure. 149 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 3: We we stand a pooping king. Okay, that's what we 150 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,919 Speaker 3: do on this podcast. 151 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 1: If you want to poop before your date, we support you. 152 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: Do it quicker, Get get some wipes. Yeah, thirty minutes 153 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: is way too long. You got you gotta push those 154 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: numbers down. Those are rookie numbers.