Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you. My Oh look over there.
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes, goodness, And I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: with the Emmy nominee Fish. I can't believe the love
Speaker 1: I am feel emanating from you. In particular I've gotten.
Speaker 1: I will say, I've really been basking in the love,
Speaker 1: but from you. Plain with the dealist Okay, so here's
Speaker 1: the deal. When was the last time with Darcy? We
Speaker 1: were in person for dars But this is a very
Speaker 1: distinctly different vibe because Matt and I are sitting in
Speaker 1: this beautiful table in our wonderful home, in our quartershore
Speaker 1: home in Fire Island, in the Pine. The address is
Speaker 1: to do just kidding, leave that out, Doug. We don't
Speaker 1: even have the we don't have it. We don't have
Speaker 1: the team here. Oh my god. This feels like, well, no,
Speaker 1: we've never done this without the team. This sur first
Speaker 1: time flying without the fucking wheels, without the what like
Speaker 1: flying without you know what's interesting? You started the conversation,
Speaker 1: we started talking, and you said I can't believe the
Speaker 1: love I see, And that called to mind Jordan Sparks,
Speaker 1: who famously on the song this is Mine Now, she said,
Speaker 1: I can't believe the love I see. And then when
Speaker 1: you said flying without feel, recalled Reuben Stutter. But don't
Speaker 1: change the subject. You got nominated for the Emmy. And
Speaker 1: and I'm very grateful. I've never been prouder girl. The
Speaker 1: way tears, the way tears were streaming or streaming over
Speaker 1: all over the Sandy Beaches, a fire on Fire Island,
Speaker 1: the way that I felt true love for everyone at us,
Speaker 1: to know, specifically the people who craft that show, the crew,
Speaker 1: the cast, the writers. You can't live without them. You
Speaker 1: can't live without the writers. And can we say the
Speaker 1: scream we let out when we saw the words eight
Speaker 1: Ryan Shrill, Brant Trill, actress, outstanding, the natural, I had
Speaker 1: to scream my ass Can we say deserved? Oh please?
Speaker 1: The subtlety, the the grounded, the comedy, the It's best
Speaker 1: season and that story is so so, so so so
Speaker 1: perfect and hard to tell in terms of them wanting
Speaker 1: to do it in the grounded way that they wanted to.
Speaker 1: I mean, like that show, you watch it and you
Speaker 1: do feel I do feel very comfortable. I'm like I'm
Speaker 1: there in Portland, I'm in a fantasy virtue. You feel
Speaker 1: that you're feel that I'm about to go to Pop
Speaker 1: Poc to eat a delicious meal. Say that, say that
Speaker 1: they bill that, say bill that they build that. This
Speaker 1: is a bit. We've been doing that sort of I
Speaker 1: can think on the lower ends of the bits, can
Speaker 1: we But you should be cataloged the bits for the
Speaker 1: readers and joy, I just want to say that this
Speaker 1: morning to just to sort of do one of the bits.
Speaker 1: I would say this morning, my rose was seeing that
Speaker 1: my sister got nominated for an Emmy because of how
Speaker 1: hard I know that you work, and how much much
Speaker 1: of a star you are on your show and you
Speaker 1: are in his history. You are the first featured player
Speaker 1: ever's been nominated. And that is my rose. And I
Speaker 1: was snubbed and it's disrespectful, and Hollywood owes me an apology,
Speaker 1: and it's my thorn. My snub is the greatest snub
Speaker 1: of this And do you agree? I have my back
Speaker 1: And if I see anybody in the television Academy, including
Speaker 1: including I will fight. I'm gonna fight you. After this girl,
Speaker 1: we are throwing hands. And that's my thorn. See me
Speaker 1: with them nominated hands, you all fight your snubbed hands.
Speaker 1: And I would say, my rose of this conversation is
Speaker 1: the love I feel for you, And my my thorn
Speaker 1: is the fact that you're going to fight me, and
Speaker 1: I know that, I know that you are an ugly person. Inside.
Speaker 1: My rose has been feeling so supported from you this
Speaker 1: entire time that I been here. Truly, as soon as
Speaker 1: I saw your face, I lit up. My thorn has
Speaker 1: been every time that I've been in the presence of you,
Speaker 1: I felt the need to violently attack you, for the
Speaker 1: way you transgress, for the way you transgressed, the way
Speaker 1: you voted against yourself in a way, can I say
Speaker 1: that my thorn my rose rather has been that I
Speaker 1: genuinely feel like I've gotten closer to you on this trip,
Speaker 1: and I didn't think it was possible, And my thorn
Speaker 1: was when I got closer, I hated what I saw.
Speaker 1: I'm so disgusted. I'm discussed. I'm discussed. Do you want
Speaker 1: to know something I did last night though that we
Speaker 1: I had not done in our friendship ever. Was I
Speaker 1: helped you fucking three sheets to the way I carried you.
Speaker 1: You really wait, I really now? I'm sort of nevern
Speaker 1: on the beach. I was wasted, you were you fucking
Speaker 1: fell so beautifully and it was. It wasn't like a
Speaker 1: bad fault. But your hat kept blowing off your your head,
Speaker 1: and I said, Matt's don't wear hat on your head.
Speaker 1: You should hold it. You have the dexterity of your
Speaker 1: hands will help you hold onto the half. And you
Speaker 1: wouldn't listen as usual. But then you you you tripped
Speaker 1: over yourself, and you really made a meal of it.
Speaker 1: You really made a meal of the fall and said
Speaker 1: I can't go on. I didn't. I did not think
Speaker 1: I could go on. I also want to say, like,
Speaker 1: it's so crazy, really because I think the Pride weekend
Speaker 1: was what it was. And in the fourth of July,
Speaker 1: I we had a time, but you were not I
Speaker 1: was not there. What was? How was your friends? Tell
Speaker 1: me how your force was? It was amazing. I don't
Speaker 1: remember it because I've this week I have cracked in half.
Speaker 1: I'm telling You've been raging every night. And if if
Speaker 1: anyone on this island wants it, they're they've gotten it,
Speaker 1: or they're getting it. That's beautiful. I think I don't
Speaker 1: think you've I would not frame this. I wouldn't use
Speaker 1: this language that like you've been broken, or that you've
Speaker 1: cracked like I have. I told you, I think less
Speaker 1: than twenty four hours ago, I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: you are in the rarest form and I've never I
Speaker 1: truly I did not think I could love and admire
Speaker 1: you more as a friend than I do. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: and I mean that. It's that's my rose and there
Speaker 1: is no thorn. That's hut for there to be thorn.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think? Because we're looking at roses,
Speaker 1: but we're actually looking we're looking at we can say,
Speaker 1: sort of attackie table at table. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: sort of we sort of are seeing some of the
Speaker 1: girls come in and out the girls. Okay, house, He
Speaker 1: just scurried back upstairs. But the house is at where
Speaker 1: we have a one future future guest of the show,
Speaker 1: Patrick Rodgers, is just kind of walking around. We have
Speaker 1: a wonderful assortment of sort of um a coterie. I
Speaker 1: think the coterie is strong this this this week. It's
Speaker 1: a good group of people. It's it's one of the
Speaker 1: best groups to be on to be in Fire Island,
Speaker 1: and that's period, and that's on period. And I would
Speaker 1: stack this house up in a fight, yes, with the
Speaker 1: television or otherwise, well, certainly with the Television Academy. Who
Speaker 1: fucked up this morning? I don't even know who's nominated
Speaker 1: for the host who? I don't know. I'm guessing Rue
Speaker 1: Paul needed a ninth Emmy. I don't watch the show
Speaker 1: hot Dog watched I deserved. I'm not even this is
Speaker 1: like like this is I am kidding? I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding, Matt, Like what know? You? You were? You
Speaker 1: were the reason why people watched that show. You dozens
Speaker 1: of people watched it. Stop. You facilitated such a beautiful
Speaker 1: tone and environment for that show and it was really
Speaker 1: my first, one of my very first like comfort watches
Speaker 1: during during quarantine, like post summer. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: like in the winter, which was when I needed it
Speaker 1: the most. In the winter, I needed that show. Well,
Speaker 1: listen the Christmas special I love. I'm saying to fall
Speaker 1: into winter and the cold months of New York City,
Speaker 1: I needed those blankets and anyway, you were fanta. Well anyway, listen,
Speaker 1: because I know how hard you work, and you work
Speaker 1: sing hard, bitch, what I will guess you. I will
Speaker 1: shout out as a girl, Robin, I would say, black,
Speaker 1: shout out. We got the numbs? Can we can? We
Speaker 1: actually acknowledge the snubs, though, Let's talk about the snubs.
Speaker 1: Z Wayns was snubbed Girls with Snub Girls is nominated
Speaker 1: for screenplay for the pilot Busy snubs On, Sarah snubs
Speaker 1: On Stubb Tina fe for guests for Guests played some
Speaker 1: name of the legend that could play Dolly Parton in
Speaker 1: this manner. You were snubbed for guest doctor in the
Speaker 1: comedy for Girls five Ever And I'm so I'm so
Speaker 1: upset at the Television Academy this morning. But here's here's
Speaker 1: something we can talk about for future Awards seasons. I
Speaker 1: love this for you, Oh ship, I forgot about my
Speaker 1: own good news. I will never let you forget about
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I'm gonna light light of blunt.
Speaker 1: You deserve it. Matt Rodgers is show his pilot that
Speaker 1: he filmed I Love This for You, starring Vanessa Bary,
Speaker 1: Molly Shannon, Mama Mama Mama, put put a Patel put Patel.
Speaker 1: We got Aiden Marie, we got Paul James, and an
Speaker 1: actress to be named later. But I'm so fucking excited.
Speaker 1: Congrats to the team and the cast and the crew.
Speaker 1: I mean, are we look I know It sounds like
Speaker 1: a typical show biz like like like circle jerk. But
Speaker 1: I think this is another instance of Wow. Talk about
Speaker 1: people who worked looking hard. Vanessa, Jeremy Bailer, you can.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the fact that jesse Le Jesse
Speaker 1: Klein icon inside Amy Schumer icon her book, iconic book
Speaker 1: of comedy essays, truly one of the superior ones. Oh,
Speaker 1: we love Jess Mama the way Michael show Walter directed
Speaker 1: the Michael Shoe Walter, but respect on the name. I'm
Speaker 1: standing there. I'm standing there in one of the scenes,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, there's Molly Shannon, There's Vanessa, There's Michael
Speaker 1: show Walter. I'm like, what is going off? Earned it?
Speaker 1: You worked for that, bitch. I'm gonna be a showtime
Speaker 1: diva and I can't wait. And z a baby use
Speaker 1: the way and William H. Macy and William H. Macy
Speaker 1: Darling Darling the Funniest man on televisionniest Man, the Funniest
Speaker 1: show on television. I love whatever. Well we're gonna also
Speaker 1: say because we're gonna be real. A lot of these
Speaker 1: nominations are flopped down a lot of category from a
Speaker 1: lot of well, first of all, first of all, we
Speaker 1: don't have to we don't. I don't think we have
Speaker 1: to name names. But yeah, when a young girl went
Speaker 1: to Paris and got nominated for Best Comedy Series, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to say, yes, that's all we can say, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because it's too overwhelming to think about otherwise. But but
Speaker 1: but of course, congratulations, you know, congratulations. As I sort
Speaker 1: of ash on the white table, Well, we were talking
Speaker 1: about the table setup. It's it's a tacky it's a
Speaker 1: tacky table. It's there are elements of the house that
Speaker 1: are tacky. I would say, I like the high ceilings.
Speaker 1: It's love high ceilings. Love the sort of uh simple
Speaker 1: clean lines that are then broken violently by driftwood beach
Speaker 1: signs in the bathroom and in the kitchen with your
Speaker 1: typical like live, Left, Love Drive. Yeah exactly. We were
Speaker 1: told billionaires, um, have have one stayed here, And I
Speaker 1: say that's a lie, and I say, this is a
Speaker 1: case for the FBI. So we're here with Josh Sharp
Speaker 1: and Aaron Jackson who are upstairs sort of napping, and um,
Speaker 1: I will say this, the damn landlord really tried it,
Speaker 1: really tried it. When when we well, we didn't have
Speaker 1: power for the first I think thirty six hours, not
Speaker 1: because of the hurricane, because of the flop behavior. And
Speaker 1: we have to say entering entering this fringus house, Oh
Speaker 1: is it one of our kings, one of our kings.
Speaker 1: It's it's a girl's of our writer, Matthew, who's brought
Speaker 1: in a case of diet. He's bringing in sort of
Speaker 1: a case as I looking absolutely stunning. Was the gym great?
Speaker 1: I mean as usual, you know that basically, what's basically
Speaker 1: what's been going on before you got here. It was
Speaker 1: really because when he first hit the island, it was
Speaker 1: like you could feel it was like a seismic shift.
Speaker 1: So sort of everyone would see our group approaching, and
Speaker 1: you see all their direct and how could it not.
Speaker 1: My eye goes to him all the time, Connie, My
Speaker 1: my eye wants. My eye sneaks out of the damn
Speaker 1: house to go to him. My eye scurries to the
Speaker 1: beach to see him on it. Um No, I mean
Speaker 1: a stunning man. Sometimes I just take photos of him
Speaker 1: when we have lunch. He is this true? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: told you that, right, Matt that sometimes when we have lunch,
Speaker 1: I just take pictures of you. Yeah. Well, you know
Speaker 1: I did tell you that. What did you say to me? No?
Speaker 1: I don't not interested in the taking into that ass anyway. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm really respectful and we love to.
Speaker 1: Should we talk about your overall because I will say
Speaker 1: as I as I as I said, orlier you have.
Speaker 1: I've never seen any more in your element than here
Speaker 1: particularly happy. But I'm also talk about how you are
Speaker 1: sort of self defining right now because I feel like
Speaker 1: you are really enjoying your time and it makes me
Speaker 1: so happy that you are fully experiencing everything leading with
Speaker 1: your joy, which is so infectious. But do you feel
Speaker 1: like a changed person at all? That's kind of what
Speaker 1: I'm getting. It's a combination of any time I'm around
Speaker 1: my literal number one who I and my rose of
Speaker 1: my life is being close to Bowen Yang. My thorn
Speaker 1: is that one day one of us is going to
Speaker 1: die first and that is going to be really shitty
Speaker 1: after And I just feel like you can't make me
Speaker 1: think about it. No, I really hope it's me That's
Speaker 1: got to be. It'sn't live through it the more the
Speaker 1: greatest loss anyone has ever more, do you ever do
Speaker 1: that thing of like and throughout our decade plus relationship,
Speaker 1: I know you've probably done this, Like the people are
Speaker 1: really close to you in your life. If you ever,
Speaker 1: like are alone with your mind for a second, you
Speaker 1: think about if they ever died. Oh no, I thought
Speaker 1: about if you ever died one time and I broke down.
Speaker 1: I literally I had delay in the bed. I was like,
Speaker 1: I even just thinking about the grief I would feel.
Speaker 1: I was just like, I am leveled, I will cry.
Speaker 1: I've had moments not what I've thought about my friend's dying.
Speaker 1: What what would that be like? But this is an
Speaker 1: honest conversation. This is this is last. Culture is just
Speaker 1: an honest conversation. Okay, Okay, let's put a pin in that,
Speaker 1: because I do want to talk about I want to
Speaker 1: explore how we arrived at this concept of an honest conversation.
Speaker 1: But um, I have had multiple moments that I can
Speaker 1: so vividly remember, just us that you and me walking
Speaker 1: down the streets, sitting in the room, sitting in the room,
Speaker 1: no one's saying anything to each other, in the coupe
Speaker 1: in the henhouse. I turned to my friend Matt Rodgers,
Speaker 1: and I think to myself, I wish everybody had this
Speaker 1: a friend like this in their lives. Girl, I I
Speaker 1: want this for everything. To the edge, honey, you have
Speaker 1: pushed me to the edge of the cliff. You've been
Speaker 1: at the cliff deer and I can I And so
Speaker 1: this is the r This is the answer to your question.
Speaker 1: Long Island for me is the cliff. And so when
Speaker 1: I'm here, I find myself walking all the way up
Speaker 1: to the edge of the cliff. And then I go
Speaker 1: to Fire Island and understand, it's the closeness to the ocean.
Speaker 1: It's it's my pisces rising, pisces water. So it's water,
Speaker 1: water water water. So here we are sort of surrounded
Speaker 1: by water as is want to do on an island. Um.
Speaker 1: That's a really cultured water surrounded by water as it
Speaker 1: wants to do on an island island. And so what's
Speaker 1: what rule is that? One number? Um? Okay um. But
Speaker 1: so when I'm here, I'm sort of soaking in and
Speaker 1: absorbing like sort of the angst the sort of um
Speaker 1: difficult nature of growing up here. Slash how much fun
Speaker 1: I'm having. And also the crew could not be strong there.
Speaker 1: And it's about energy and it's about it's about you know,
Speaker 1: sort of being a fun suck abus to each other.
Speaker 1: But here's I'm let me illustrate an analogy. Let me
Speaker 1: know if it makes sense or if it doesn't, and
Speaker 1: I will you coming, You coming into Long Island in
Speaker 1: order to get here? Is this is? This is the
Speaker 1: motion I'm tracking. Okay, you're going. You might feel like
Speaker 1: you're regressing a little bit. You're going, You're moving back
Speaker 1: in time. This is I'm revisiting an old version of myself.
Speaker 1: And then you get But then as soon as you
Speaker 1: come here to the island of Fire Island and you
Speaker 1: feel a sense of relief, it is so powerful that
Speaker 1: force propels you forward, not back. But you've had you
Speaker 1: had to get It's like a slingshot. You had to
Speaker 1: get pulled back first in order to sucking barrel ahead
Speaker 1: to the person that you were meant to be. I
Speaker 1: think that is what it's happening. I think. And the
Speaker 1: and the people and the vibe and the weather and
Speaker 1: all those other things wonderful, But those does those make
Speaker 1: the slingshots shape and you are going the greatest distance.
Speaker 1: And also just you know, um, alcohol of marijuana. All
Speaker 1: the girls we shout out to everyone, um, but it
Speaker 1: is it has been I think my favorite Fire Island trip.
Speaker 1: And we've had some good one, We've had some I
Speaker 1: had some great ones, and this this really is up there.
Speaker 1: Let's say this. Let's say that you were not here
Speaker 1: the first night, but the drag that we have seen
Speaker 1: Jan leveled our gay and collectively at the pavilion, I
Speaker 1: heard nothing but rave reviews from everyone on the island
Speaker 1: about the vocals are not a joke and also the
Speaker 1: jokes she's got Joe and like we were laughing, we
Speaker 1: were gasping, we were just you gotta see fucking Jan Sport. Okay,
Speaker 1: and she's not being done justice on All Stars six Okay.
Speaker 1: I know, I know she had the big whim, but
Speaker 1: she's not being done totality and the totality. But overall
Speaker 1: she she does not come off looking bad. She comes
Speaker 1: off like Jan Sport, which I mean people should just
Speaker 1: get over. I don't know what that means, because you
Speaker 1: know what I realized, No, no, no, it means it
Speaker 1: means the liam no energy but that. But you guess
Speaker 1: what about Lea? Michelle can sing her ass off, you
Speaker 1: can sing her ass off. But here's the thing this
Speaker 1: mighty realized when we were watching so then so then
Speaker 1: I came into the next day and we went or
Speaker 1: the day after and we went to Tina Burner, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to Tina. We're gonna get to Tina.
Speaker 1: But I mean, that is a drag performer. There can
Speaker 1: be dragon artists, drag drag models or whatever, drag fashion
Speaker 1: you're dragging right now, but you're absolutely right, and drag
Speaker 1: queens or like if you if you want to go pageant,
Speaker 1: there are different like you know, lanes to drag. We
Speaker 1: all know this. And Tina Burner, like you know, like
Speaker 1: it has like her wonderful, wonderful legacy on the show,
Speaker 1: but you go and see her live and it's completely
Speaker 1: out of the orbital of that complete it's a queen's
Speaker 1: performing perform I mean, like not in in terms of
Speaker 1: performance and like the general conceptually, but she's on a
Speaker 1: stage entertaining. She's an entertainer and we're laughing constantly. Also,
Speaker 1: I just want to say Jan Sport like drag queen
Speaker 1: pop star doing that like well I guess Rose as well, yes,
Speaker 1: and and but has the appreciation for comedy in a
Speaker 1: specific way like stand Meg Stalter like since the beginning,
Speaker 1: like you know, I fucking love Jan. Jan. You're coming on, Jan,
Speaker 1: You're coming on because you I mean, I I fucking
Speaker 1: love Jan. I'm Jane. I'm so sorry I missed you.
Speaker 1: But then let's talk about Tina, well, can I? Yes?
Speaker 1: Then Tina on Friday fucking evening that Saturday, it was
Speaker 1: I forget. That's another thing. You guys like cracked, cracked
Speaker 1: and half. I don't know what they don't think you're cracked.
Speaker 1: I think you have good evolved. It's like very evolved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I became like the Charmellion version. I think
Speaker 1: I was already the charm. I'm certainly not the char
Speaker 1: I think you're on your way to char Ard Honey, sister,
Speaker 1: look at me. I think you're I think you're in
Speaker 1: your chars are I think I'm on my chars If
Speaker 1: if the title of that the title that didn't have
Speaker 1: to be an honest conversation, it would have been your
Speaker 1: charas Ard era, Oh my god, I think you're in
Speaker 1: Era Honey, can be so powerful. It is so powerful,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, And I'm just gonna say getting I got,
Speaker 1: I mean plowed, you've been and I do think like that.
Speaker 1: That does it gives you like a jack when you
Speaker 1: really get fired. Oh yeah, yeah, oh I know exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. I'll be thinking about this guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna be using and I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say while I was getting fucked, he said
Speaker 1: the words little bro and wait and leader. If you're thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: that's awful, think about it. I was like about it. Oh, literally,
Speaker 1: it worked. So I don't know what can I tell
Speaker 1: you because you told me that and I was like whatever,
Speaker 1: And then the more I thought about it, I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's someone called me little bro. Whatever the dynamic is,
Speaker 1: whatever is going on. I don't care for like ten
Speaker 1: ft apart while we're both naked. If you call me
Speaker 1: little broth across the room, even I will, I will. Organ.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what it did to me. It's like
Speaker 1: Mascar speech. It was life. It was Olivia down what
Speaker 1: you did to me. You wroted my life. You truly
Speaker 1: rocked my life. I well, I'm speechless now. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, love, And it is true there is some
Speaker 1: angels in this city. And when he said little bro
Speaker 1: to me during sex, that was you rocked my life.
Speaker 1: That was Mario. I was doing the Ospar speech in
Speaker 1: my head, which of course made me come And it
Speaker 1: is true. There is some fire. There is some fire
Speaker 1: on this island and it happened down by the river. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's iconic and we we need it. We've been coming
Speaker 1: in with great catchphrases all week, but that's a new one.
Speaker 1: It is true, there is there some fire on this island.
Speaker 1: There was some fires, I mean were burning. I was
Speaker 1: transported and also like you know, I'm not out here
Speaker 1: like bottom Ie know, but it's there's a something has
Speaker 1: changed within me. Same wow. I have to also remark,
Speaker 1: are the in person energy different. Fuck the zoom we
Speaker 1: I mean we need it. We're gonna keep doing the zooms,
Speaker 1: but fuck a zoom because this is unbeatable. This is unbeatable.
Speaker 1: And even though you know, we're going to hear from
Speaker 1: the girl who is that engineer Doug, and she's definitely
Speaker 1: gonna be like, hey, uh, you know, four seconds in
Speaker 1: there's a full boat in the background, because right now
Speaker 1: you can hear a boat. We're so sorry, we're on
Speaker 1: an island and it is surrounded by as they are
Speaker 1: wont to do um. But anyway, like what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is you know that that's different and this energy that
Speaker 1: this is I'm clocking it. We might have to be.
Speaker 1: I'm traveling, I'm carrying, and I'm traveling to New York
Speaker 1: City first of all, more often, because I mean, that's
Speaker 1: just something too. U's just like I know, the shot
Speaker 1: the New York Show is worn off. You gotta be here. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I fully believe that you are in l a
Speaker 1: Queen right now. And then you've really settled into that
Speaker 1: city of the environment, and you have your support system
Speaker 1: and your floor. You're thriving. We have. Patrick Rogers was
Speaker 1: just talking about moving here and I'm not even stopping him.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Well, this is the thing. This
Speaker 1: is what I want to say. You have figured out
Speaker 1: the balance of those places on yours. It's all about balance.
Speaker 1: It's all about truly flapping your wings, wagging your tail
Speaker 1: that's on fire and roaring to the sky. You are
Speaker 1: You're You're doing you. You have figured out your identities
Speaker 1: in both places, in both environments. And it's really beautiful
Speaker 1: to see, I think, because not everyone has the I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's well, I'll just you know
Speaker 1: what let's just get let's just it's an honest This
Speaker 1: is an honest conversation. It has kind of sort of
Speaker 1: been a hard year, like like personally identity wise, like
Speaker 1: you know, in terms of really ships in my life,
Speaker 1: things have been up and down of course, and like honestly,
Speaker 1: just you know, we gotta we have to have moments
Speaker 1: of clarity such as this and you you and we
Speaker 1: we think the moments in our life that are a
Speaker 1: little bit more emotionally chaotic because when you do emerge
Speaker 1: from said era flop era, flop era. It's so true.
Speaker 1: We literally said in our new artwork, We're going into
Speaker 1: our flop era and then I really, truly, truly do
Speaker 1: think for a little for a few months there at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year, we were in a flop era.
Speaker 1: You andor no, no, just like I'm talking about, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you feel, but your energy got much
Speaker 1: better as the year went on. And at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the year I was flopped January to m beginning
Speaker 1: of April, I was very much at a very low point.
Speaker 1: And I that's what I'm saying, Like when you were
Speaker 1: at emotionally at a low point, we call that the
Speaker 1: flop era, And so now I feel like literally here
Speaker 1: we are sitting here on our chars are and we
Speaker 1: are obsessed because you have an Emmy nomination and my
Speaker 1: goddamn show is going and it's fun to celebrate the good.
Speaker 1: That's so this leaders, readers, hey, readers, this is the thing.
Speaker 1: If you're going good, if you're going through a shitty time,
Speaker 1: right now, we're with Yeah, we've all been there in
Speaker 1: some fashion. You will not be defined by your trauma.
Speaker 1: But when when this, when this stuff is good, you
Speaker 1: got to celebrate it. This is I gave a little
Speaker 1: this not this is an honest conversation, conversation the lovely
Speaker 1: folks that I heard asking to write a little commencement
Speaker 1: speech for the class of one. I might have briefly
Speaker 1: mentioned this, that's my whole and I kind of like,
Speaker 1: I wrote this. I wrote this thing out like very quickly,
Speaker 1: and I kind of read it back. I was like,
Speaker 1: this will do, And at the time I kind of
Speaker 1: rolled my eyes up my own speech. But like basically
Speaker 1: what I was saying was just like, celebrate this one.
Speaker 1: That's like the only thing that matters, because after you
Speaker 1: leave like a structured place like school, life is not
Speaker 1: going to tell you. It's like it's never going to
Speaker 1: give you any opportunities to like really genuinely just like
Speaker 1: be happy for yourself. You have to make your own
Speaker 1: checkpoints at a certain points, and therefore, like you, you
Speaker 1: create your own benchmarks going forward, like should I have kids, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I I can't be happy unless I have a kid,
Speaker 1: or unless I'm in a relationship, or unless I have
Speaker 1: this job or thing that I want. Like that's when
Speaker 1: ship starts really fucking That's when you gotta really tend
Speaker 1: to your own guarden because after after you graduate, it's
Speaker 1: like you never really know when to like get at
Speaker 1: the confess. Actually, really, I never thought about how going
Speaker 1: to school they really do set like that is a
Speaker 1: that system sets up celebrations regularly. Yes, and and and
Speaker 1: so basic and so yes. My speech was like celebrate
Speaker 1: this now, but give yourself chances to like keep like
Speaker 1: triumphing very silently to yourself in your life even when
Speaker 1: no one's around or or whatever. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: am I making anything that I mean? This is we
Speaker 1: were hung over, But here's the here's the deal. As
Speaker 1: you were saying that, you know what, I was laughing
Speaker 1: in my in my head and heart, because I was like,
Speaker 1: do you remember two weeks go when we were on
Speaker 1: we were on our toxic ship, We were guys readers.
Speaker 1: I think that that we said we are we were
Speaker 1: every word of that episode. But we also know we
Speaker 1: had she was we were in. There was the depths,
Speaker 1: there were this, there was the depths. A snake had
Speaker 1: bid us. We had to suck the venom out, and
Speaker 1: that was us sucking at the venom. And we've emerged
Speaker 1: as a new people, and we stand by the conceptually
Speaker 1: what we what we said in that episode, but also
Speaker 1: like we were not those people forever, no, only only
Speaker 1: for a ninety minutes. And here we are sort of
Speaker 1: hydrating first of all. And and well then you have
Speaker 1: to really be careful when you bring water around chars
Speaker 1: are But that's a whole other conversation that I don't
Speaker 1: think we have time for it today. Um, But one
Speaker 1: thing I will say is that it's never been more
Speaker 1: clear to me that you have to hydrate, because like
Speaker 1: it's like when you come to a place like a
Speaker 1: vacation spot and you are in essence raging when you pee,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, that doesn't feel right, that feels heavy
Speaker 1: and hard. Mom, there's crystals in there. I just know it.
Speaker 1: And so in order to avoid a situation where you
Speaker 1: pass a kidney stone, and dear sisters of mine have
Speaker 1: to have had this happen to them. It's not a
Speaker 1: day in the park. To put it mildly, Oh, you
Speaker 1: must be drinking water. It's rule of culture number three.
Speaker 1: You must be drinking water. It is one of the
Speaker 1: most important parts of survival. Well. Food, water, shelter, stream confetti. Come.
Speaker 1: It's rule of culture number eighteen. Food, water, shelter, stream confetti.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about music. Let's get into a talk about music.
Speaker 1: I don't really what what's worth mentioning girl? I mean,
Speaker 1: just the Can we say, who's really taken over the trip?
Speaker 1: Robin Robin has really taken over the trip? Robin We
Speaker 1: love Robin shod Day has taken over the shot the
Speaker 1: mood setting that my sister was capable of. The other
Speaker 1: night when I was out and we were on this
Speaker 1: bay and we were sort of and by the way,
Speaker 1: we have to get to the girl. Oh wait, we
Speaker 1: gotta talk about the girl because we gotta. I gotta
Speaker 1: shout out my sister, Matt. I didn't know I had
Speaker 1: power of Oh you were fantastic. It's part of it's
Speaker 1: in my blood. I think, picture this, this has happened
Speaker 1: to me, and I did. I didn't think to myself
Speaker 1: this is I'm so just purely happy. Right now, we're
Speaker 1: on the bay, there's a grill outside. I'm with my friends.
Speaker 1: None of us can cook. We have got a lot
Speaker 1: of meat. And then I said, I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: a shot. And then Josh Sharp says, I think you're
Speaker 1: I think you're a grilled daddy, Matt. And you said,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, and You're like, I know,
Speaker 1: I genuinely have a feeling. And what did you do
Speaker 1: that night? You put out the meats, you flipped them,
Speaker 1: you got given them the perfect char I've one of
Speaker 1: the better burgers I've eaten. I have to yet again
Speaker 1: celebrate on my chars aard grill skills because guess what
Speaker 1: talk about fire? Talk about fire. Can't even cook without it.
Speaker 1: I hence the chars. Oh and then so on top
Speaker 1: of it all, to bring it back to music, yes,
Speaker 1: album Classic Promise by Shot Day was playing and and reader,
Speaker 1: let me say perfect chill summer evening vibe. If you
Speaker 1: want one while you're doing the dishes, while you're cooking,
Speaker 1: while you're cleaning, while you're doing laundry. Oh, it's so
Speaker 1: whatever you're doing. I honestly feel like this is like
Speaker 1: qvous energy, Like we are selling shot day to the audience,
Speaker 1: and the readers are gonna be like, baby, we've we've, we've,
Speaker 1: as the kids say, been new, we beat about day.
Speaker 1: I was saying, I was, I'm just laughing because I
Speaker 1: did not expect us to get this deep into shod
Speaker 1: and Robin when I kind of was expecting. I honestly,
Speaker 1: can I tell you something I wanted to I want
Speaker 1: to know I'm dragging myself. I wanted to transition into
Speaker 1: music and talk about new music let's come up. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, wait, I'm dragging myself. I was like,
Speaker 1: wait what. And also we kind of already did that
Speaker 1: with with the Dojo cant of it all last episode
Speaker 1: and two episodes ago. I'm sorry, and um, why not
Speaker 1: celebrate the music that's happening. Well, Doja did make an
Speaker 1: appearance this morning. We actually did do the beause sometimes
Speaker 1: you are wont to do that. Absolutely, and also we
Speaker 1: should also shout out the ladies of the morning show,
Speaker 1: the Apple TV Plus show that we have been putting
Speaker 1: on when we want to wind down, and when we
Speaker 1: watch it, some of the lines, some of the dialogue
Speaker 1: sort of is so shocking, like when Jennifer Aniston, who's
Speaker 1: a famously one of the two big stars of the show,
Speaker 1: calls the whole room of men bozos bozos and then
Speaker 1: says America loves me, so I own America, And we
Speaker 1: got a couple of are you done? And just we said.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston is stepping on the neck of that script.
Speaker 1: She is straddling it and writing it. She says, you
Speaker 1: don't run my day. I run your day. And I
Speaker 1: really I came in. I didn't. I never I've never
Speaker 1: seen it before. You've obviously seen the whole thing. It's camp.
Speaker 1: It's camp. I'm I'm literally during the that boardroom scene
Speaker 1: with Jeffrey Anson, I go from the show way the
Speaker 1: way the shot was roomed. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: very mommy dear, this is very like they done away
Speaker 1: in the boardroom. Yeah. Um but I right, mommy dear, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that bury that And then for sure enough it basically
Speaker 1: turned into that scene where she's where a woman is
Speaker 1: yelling at a room full of men and how she's
Speaker 1: the ship and so I'm like, oh, this is actually
Speaker 1: knowingly perhaps Camp, I would argue that it is, although
Speaker 1: some then it gets so we've I think we've talked
Speaker 1: about it because I think I've told you on the
Speaker 1: show that I have it fully gone through it with
Speaker 1: the show, and that you've enjoyed and that you enjoyed it. Well.
Speaker 1: The first time I tried to watch it, it was
Speaker 1: I was like, what is going on? Because it does
Speaker 1: like take itself seriously, but also is that and so
Speaker 1: and it kind of needs that in order to be
Speaker 1: true camp, like reveling in the bad taste but kind
Speaker 1: of still still allowing some degree of like this is
Speaker 1: actually I'm taking this serious and and it's done once
Speaker 1: you settle it, once you the audience member, the reader,
Speaker 1: if you were settled into that, then you go on
Speaker 1: the journey and you end up. And I remember I
Speaker 1: watched it with my parents. I watched the whole thing
Speaker 1: with my parents. This is like the fourth time I'm
Speaker 1: watching it again. It's insane. What I don't know. So
Speaker 1: my dad at the end of the last episode literally
Speaker 1: his eyes got why and he said, wow, that was great. Great.
Speaker 1: I was like, I agree, it goes there, it goes
Speaker 1: for it, and you're going to continue to watch. I
Speaker 1: will continue because it's been on during our Fire Island ship,
Speaker 1: when we're not raging and stomping, sort of twisting and
Speaker 1: turning on our chars are the Morning Show has been
Speaker 1: on sort of lulling us into a stupefication. I will say, um,
Speaker 1: just to pay a picture, Um our Fire Island houses
Speaker 1: very much, just like let's just like sit by the pool,
Speaker 1: do stupid bits, drink and then we'll go see. We
Speaker 1: got to talk about head a lot us and bust.
Speaker 1: We we've sort of and we did. Okay, so sorry,
Speaker 1: put a pin in everything we've done, because it's disrespectful
Speaker 1: that we sort of dangled the Tina Burner carrot and
Speaker 1: then just simply moved on. Tinta burned her, killed it.
Speaker 1: Her mixes were so funny, so dancing down, hilarity, drag queen.
Speaker 1: Don't disrespect, Do not disrespect because you know what you
Speaker 1: know why I'm talking about she like she's also like
Speaker 1: on another level and like she's actually been through this
Speaker 1: probably insane thing of like being on the show. She
Speaker 1: seemed unbothered. She seemed genuinely unbothered by in a way
Speaker 1: that felt I was jealous of I was. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that seems so healthy that like you were able to
Speaker 1: just like go through the apparatus of like how that
Speaker 1: show presents you as a person and come out the
Speaker 1: other side being like, Oh, no, it doesn't matter. I'm
Speaker 1: still doing my I'm still doing my work as a
Speaker 1: drag performer and doing it so well, and this is
Speaker 1: my thing. This is this I want to say earlier
Speaker 1: with like the with the Jan is Jan seems like Jan,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, Jan is just a great queen, and
Speaker 1: anyone who's on that show is is at the very
Speaker 1: least a great queen. Because it's like we see like
Speaker 1: drag artists like in every city at every level, like
Speaker 1: like in every sort of style or or you know,
Speaker 1: like background, and it's just like it's not to lump
Speaker 1: them all together, but it's like there's validity in any
Speaker 1: kind of way. I'm actually doing the opposite. I'm not
Speaker 1: loving them together because there's validity and every kind of
Speaker 1: drag And if there's a drag queen who can sing
Speaker 1: and do musical theater numbers and like all that ship
Speaker 1: then great. If there's a drag queen like fucking Busted
Speaker 1: who wears the same dress and wig at every single
Speaker 1: gig she's done for the last two years and does
Speaker 1: the Zadaran's jingle as one of her numbers, then that's
Speaker 1: valid and amazing to like, it's more than just dazing transcendence.
Speaker 1: It's important. It's never before seen. It's contrary to reference
Speaker 1: or nottal reference or not reference. Eat it snorted, fucking
Speaker 1: lick it up, give birth to it. Another another club,
Speaker 1: notother club, another club. There could be a people in
Speaker 1: the room and only one. So I feel like, am
Speaker 1: I making sense about? You are making perfect sense? Like
Speaker 1: basically to compare what it is is, let's say it
Speaker 1: drag race makes you think you know what good dragons
Speaker 1: and you don't. You actually don't. Because any like there's
Speaker 1: like for people who were like, oh, like on I
Speaker 1: only see Brooklyn queens or I only see the health
Speaker 1: Titching queens or whatever. It's like, it don't matter, it
Speaker 1: don't matter, and never damn it never matter. And all
Speaker 1: we're saying is you like jan being edited as like
Speaker 1: a try hard on the show and face cracking when
Speaker 1: she didn't get her musical win. That's because once you
Speaker 1: hear Jan fucking sing, you'd be doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: Now mind you, g G. Good fucking smoked that Madonna challenge,
Speaker 1: But that's because it was what was for drag race. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: if you were in the crowd at the Jan show
Speaker 1: and she's singing the way she's sang at the fucking
Speaker 1: Talent Show the on All Stars, you would be throwing twenties.
Speaker 1: Oh my god one And this is what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like to bring it back to another example, Uh, like
Speaker 1: when you and I went to that Fan Pride think
Speaker 1: a knockdown Center and all those incredible draftings and kings,
Speaker 1: and it was like every everything on the spectrum of
Speaker 1: drag was like presented there. And I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: every one of those performance as I loved because drag
Speaker 1: is already incredible to begin with, yes, and also performance
Speaker 1: drag whatever. Let's just let's arrive at the top of
Speaker 1: the mountain and say hey to let us I mean
Speaker 1: the most like politically incorrect quote unquote offensive like just
Speaker 1: dour or so you could ever see perform, and she
Speaker 1: is entertaining, You are crying laughing the entire time. We
Speaker 1: actually were doubled over. There was a time where I, honestly,
Speaker 1: this is crazy to say my belly hurt. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my belly. Aaron is saying, it's like that suburban mom thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't feel my cheeks. It's like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really good good Aaron and a good suburban And
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't suburban mother sexy moment. Hold on, let's let's
Speaker 1: let's start that over. Aaron Jackson was saying, like, it's
Speaker 1: like that thing and like, I can't you know my
Speaker 1: cheeks when I left, Like it's very that I felt
Speaker 1: like I felt like the ad workout was happening. As
Speaker 1: you know, what are you doing? I'm just laughing because
Speaker 1: you did it perfectly the first time and then did
Speaker 1: it again, and we're no, you did it perfectly both times.
Speaker 1: You are an Emmy nominated sketch performer, So I understand
Speaker 1: that perfect I don't want us, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to us. No, it's saying in the whole thing because
Speaker 1: that right there, that right there, no I'm doing you're
Speaker 1: doing it. That's right there. That's the perfection that and
Speaker 1: that is that makes you close to God in drag.
Speaker 1: And this is exactly what I'm talking about. This is
Speaker 1: why the Emmy nomination and the award over Ruse, because
Speaker 1: you can actually do ru better than rue. Sorry, we're
Speaker 1: keeping that in. You have just thrown darts at a
Speaker 1: and we're talking about loving drag queens. You're throwing darts
Speaker 1: at the queen and you're not missing, and you're not missing,
Speaker 1: and I'm not missing. You better not miss. But I didn't.
Speaker 1: But I didn't. Sexy Mama, sexy Mama, I don't let us?
Speaker 1: What can be? I mean, just the funniest fucking fust
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I was, I was. I
Speaker 1: was talking to someone um in line for the bathroom
Speaker 1: when we got two cherries. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you excited? I was like, you know
Speaker 1: what I think? Had to let us is actually the
Speaker 1: thing I look forward to the most every time I
Speaker 1: come from I'm come to Fire Island. I think because
Speaker 1: she didn't perform last year and that was like really sad,
Speaker 1: and so I was just I was just so happy
Speaker 1: to see her again. I mean, this is this is
Speaker 1: going to go ahead and be a head to let
Speaker 1: us stand count and now we must talk about busted.
Speaker 1: So this cathartic and all the ways it's used on
Speaker 1: the podcast that word oh and in the literal sense,
Speaker 1: in the podcast sense. And we've seen busted in the past,
Speaker 1: but there was something special about last night. It was
Speaker 1: it was there was a jack. I'm telling you there's
Speaker 1: a good energy because he got fucked by guy you
Speaker 1: called you a little bro, called me a little bro,
Speaker 1: and your jack lifted all the other job. I genuinely
Speaker 1: think it's like when on Division at the end, when
Speaker 1: or rather you find out this happened at the end,
Speaker 1: But really I guess it happened at the beginning. Started
Speaker 1: it all um when Wanda sort of screams and all
Speaker 1: the sitcom world kind of comes out of her. I
Speaker 1: honestly think that when I was getting fucked by the
Speaker 1: Bay find this hot. He was so fucking hot. I
Speaker 1: showed pictures of him to you on the grampum and
Speaker 1: when he said little bro, I became one in them.
Speaker 1: You created Scarlet with you created east View? Is that
Speaker 1: the believe West Views view? But you know, I really
Speaker 1: want to go to East Views is about you. I
Speaker 1: think I don't think you created because that's out of
Speaker 1: pain and grief, you became the Scarlet Witch and that's
Speaker 1: very much era you. You had, you come into yourself
Speaker 1: and you you've changed form. I'm telling you there's something,
Speaker 1: there's something, but anyway, and you should externalize this change somehow,
Speaker 1: I'm fuddling it up selling it and literally I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: if people wanted on the island, they're getting it. And
Speaker 1: I'm but but one thing is I will sort of
Speaker 1: address one situation later in my I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: I honestly just want to keep this tone going in
Speaker 1: terms of oh busted. When you talking about you've never
Speaker 1: seen a drag queen do the Zataran's jingle less than
Speaker 1: twenty times? It was throughout the night. Josh and Aaron
Speaker 1: described it as like a bit like it had bit
Speaker 1: DCM bit show energy, where it's just like this is
Speaker 1: gonna be the bid for fifteen twenty minutes. Is just
Speaker 1: everyone the Zaturans jingle playsn't throughout any scene and everyone
Speaker 1: in the whole fucking place gets rowdy and for people
Speaker 1: so for DC M BIT show energy. But what we
Speaker 1: mean by that is there's there used to be at
Speaker 1: a profestival, there used to be in profestival called Adult
Speaker 1: Post Marathon, and there was a beautiful culture of UM
Speaker 1: shows that we're on at like three am, where everyone
Speaker 1: had to be a diaper baby walking around in diaper
Speaker 1: is with like ship pouring out of it, like not
Speaker 1: real ship, but like doing improv sets with people got
Speaker 1: really it was like you it was like you were
Speaker 1: at like a It was like it was like this
Speaker 1: is gonna sound crazy, but it was like an improv
Speaker 1: comedy would stock moment and really like you talk want
Speaker 1: to talk about getting fully cracked. It always was on
Speaker 1: the same weekend as Pride, so I would be cracked
Speaker 1: in half I would be doing my five thirty am
Speaker 1: bit show. I mean I famously ate a carrot off
Speaker 1: the ground that had been in John Gimberling's ass ten
Speaker 1: minutes before. Yes, and that sort of when you get
Speaker 1: to that place you've cracked, you've cracked, and so you
Speaker 1: could be on your char's ard and that's when it's
Speaker 1: sort of guess can can you don't want blast wys around?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's so interesting the beauty Pokemon. When you're
Speaker 1: at your chars, are you still there is still an
Speaker 1: apex predator out there? And plastoys. Is that at that
Speaker 1: turtle to know that? So that's why it's always like,
Speaker 1: you know what, be happy now, be happy to think
Speaker 1: about this. A dragon is gonna fucking kill a turtle
Speaker 1: no matter what, when the turtle has cannon's n not
Speaker 1: when the turtle has cannons, and not when the dragon
Speaker 1: is made of fire which will be extinguished by water.
Speaker 1: I'm saying this not because I want to. I'm saying
Speaker 1: this to keep us safe, That's why. And then you
Speaker 1: better hope that you have a good relationship with a venosaur,
Speaker 1: because if you if you're a chart with a good
Speaker 1: relationship with a venosaur, if you play for the same
Speaker 1: team I do in hand quotes, then you're gonna be
Speaker 1: okay because that venisaur could handle that blast venus or
Speaker 1: wants something in return, which is to what not have
Speaker 1: you kill him? Literally, Because that's why it's important to
Speaker 1: keep the way too quick sort of the Karen and Giselle,
Speaker 1: who's care who's whose chars? Who's venisaur? Well, venosaur is
Speaker 1: Karen and Giselli be chares are No, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't even know how you could disagree. Hair and his
Speaker 1: Charis Ard. No, you cannot. Someone who looks as fucking
Speaker 1: like horrid in her dress and her outfits cannot be
Speaker 1: Charis Ard Gasel cannot be Charis Ard. Oh so, so,
Speaker 1: so here's the deal. I'm just goingetically energetically energetically. You're right, then,
Speaker 1: then Karen is Blast Toys. I believe that Wendy is
Speaker 1: becoming Blast Toys. No, Wendy is becoming like literally like
Speaker 1: Mew two, like being like just like her body modified. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: which love is genetically altered. She's being She's her phenotype
Speaker 1: is being altered. Yes, and Wendy, we we were looking
Speaker 1: so literally we watched Potomach this morning. Also, so basically
Speaker 1: here's what will happened. We woke up this morning and
Speaker 1: I kind of had like a really good feeling about
Speaker 1: the day. And also I I found out yesterday that
Speaker 1: I love this feis, and so I was like so excited.
Speaker 1: And also I did know that you were getting nominated today.
Speaker 1: So we woke up. I sort of got a bottle
Speaker 1: of champagne because I was like, this might be fun,
Speaker 1: and I brought back I brought breakfast for my sister,
Speaker 1: and you didn't actually I didn't even say thank you. No,
Speaker 1: I know that's one. That's not That's not why I
Speaker 1: do it. You know, I just felt we were we
Speaker 1: were in that moment one being and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh so we we and I felt that we collectively
Speaker 1: did pay for it, but you paid for it and
Speaker 1: I didn't say thank you, and your sister, I don't care.
Speaker 1: That's not what this is. Well, you got champagne. You
Speaker 1: got the champagne. Then we started to um really happily
Speaker 1: head back home because we knew that we had the
Speaker 1: nominations a little bit later eleven thirty, so we were like,
Speaker 1: we have more than enough time to not only just
Speaker 1: watch Potomac, but then take like twenty minutes afterwards to
Speaker 1: just like sit with Potomac. Potomac delivered. Potomac really delivered
Speaker 1: on all fronts. We got a new housewife. We have
Speaker 1: we have a the new The Housewife and or sophomore
Speaker 1: season who was a big storyline already coming out of
Speaker 1: the gate. Um, I mean the Candice, the one who's
Speaker 1: potentially depressed and it's kind of hard to hard to watch.
Speaker 1: We met Candice's bonus children, Bonus who are adorable, and
Speaker 1: Naya and Mateo Matteo looked so sweet and Nia was
Speaker 1: she was giving star quality Chris lights up around the kids. Correct,
Speaker 1: Candice giving I think motherly energy, motherly energy. When she
Speaker 1: was helping Nya on the homework, I thought, wait, she
Speaker 1: looks good doing that. I think she looks happy. Candice
Speaker 1: helping out with homework. And then they're walking through that math.
Speaker 1: It was a very easy math question and she did
Speaker 1: call it an s A T question, but um, and
Speaker 1: you know it was easy, but but we still love
Speaker 1: the energy. Math was a theme in this episode when
Speaker 1: you when you say in a hilarious way, there were
Speaker 1: numbers and equations being sort of worked out on screen
Speaker 1: in real time, like when the new housewife Mia said,
Speaker 1: my husband is thirty eight years older than me and
Speaker 1: he's sixty. So they go, are you thirty? She goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm thirties, and they go, well, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Someone's lying. And then she goes, well, guys, I can't
Speaker 1: do math, and she and and Ashley, who honestly kind
Speaker 1: of gave it to you on this episode was actually
Speaker 1: really fun, actually was actually really fun. She goes, that's
Speaker 1: an easy math question. That's an easy math. That's an
Speaker 1: easy math question. But basically the sound bites flying out
Speaker 1: of Karen. Oh, we're plentiful, plentiful, plentiful, plentiful, And Giselle
Speaker 1: was trying, and Giselle thought like, Okay, I'm gonna like
Speaker 1: I've had these in the can, like these lines in
Speaker 1: the can that I'm gonna hurl a Karen because I
Speaker 1: bet you so so, so so hard, and any any
Speaker 1: Bravo watchers that she um rehearsed the line and I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just gonna tell the truth. You're cheating truth,
Speaker 1: you're drunk truth or broke tru truth like she like
Speaker 1: she rehearsed she only wanted them to land because she
Speaker 1: was holding out truth. You're this true. And I was like,
Speaker 1: we can't we hear it as Karen calls her old
Speaker 1: d But Karen, I think it. I think she did
Speaker 1: not give it a second thought. It flew out of
Speaker 1: her mouth. What is it? You're a broke hor from everybody.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, the girls are coming for each
Speaker 1: other's next and it's thrilling to watch. Also, how rude
Speaker 1: Wendy was to me a gust in her own home
Speaker 1: when she goes when she because Wendy had she threw
Speaker 1: a party for her new tips, which look unbelievable. What
Speaker 1: the chop that that Wendy is rocking now? Like, like,
Speaker 1: the hair looks incredible, and I think there's some other
Speaker 1: work that was done. Guess what who the fuck cares done? Name?
Speaker 1: Let her do it? And there is this little bit
Speaker 1: of a narrative like, oh, let's talk about the work
Speaker 1: because people aren't honest about their work. Then like they
Speaker 1: get dragged on the show. I'm like, I don't fucking
Speaker 1: give So then she goes to Mia and I didn't
Speaker 1: like this from Wendy because it was a little bit
Speaker 1: so what have you done? Because looks like you got
Speaker 1: a lot of it? And then Mia did list all
Speaker 1: her surgeries and which like and owned it. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've done all these things. Um. They did flashback to
Speaker 1: a dinner that Wendy and Karen went on where Karen
Speaker 1: was like, I'd like to introduce you to my friend
Speaker 1: Mia and bring her to that your nu your nude
Speaker 1: interlude party. Um, her name is Mia. And then Wendy
Speaker 1: goes her name is Mia? Alright? Then well all right, now,
Speaker 1: like why is that moment? So it was because it's
Speaker 1: delivered what's delivered well because Wendy, Wendy is actually she
Speaker 1: knows how to deliver things now. But then we have
Speaker 1: said that the line address me correctly, has aged addressed
Speaker 1: me correctly, that's aged very well. It's it was a
Speaker 1: great freshman season for her. It's going to be And
Speaker 1: I think she's moving to center couch. I mean, obviously
Speaker 1: Karen and Gill will be center couch. They will be,
Speaker 1: but Wendy's left and right. But Wendy is sliding to
Speaker 1: the center. I think when just Robin might get sort
Speaker 1: of Robbin is not. It's not a good vibe. And
Speaker 1: I feel very bad because I feel like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: really struggling during the pandemic. She thought she was going
Speaker 1: to get married. I mean, it's a when there was
Speaker 1: such a to do about getting married again, like it
Speaker 1: was such a triumphant end of the season for her,
Speaker 1: and now the fucking pandemic. Like you just hate to
Speaker 1: see someone struggling like that. I hope it turns around.
Speaker 1: Because when Robin's fun, when she's happy, she's fun. Does
Speaker 1: that mean like when she's fun's fun? You know, like
Speaker 1: she's so fun, she's so funny and great to watch
Speaker 1: and she's such a good mom of the kids, and
Speaker 1: I just this is I'm so happy. I turned to
Speaker 1: you when the credits well, I was like, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: We needed it. We didn't even know we needed it. Also,
Speaker 1: I will say about Robin, Wan was laying into her
Speaker 1: because you could tell the camera started rolling and he
Speaker 1: was like, I really don't actually like that this is
Speaker 1: happening in my life, so I'm gonna be honest about
Speaker 1: it because maybe it will change. You will sleep all
Speaker 1: the way in until two pm, like like like, and
Speaker 1: he was just dragging her, and you could tell she
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, it's true, so I can't be upset.
Speaker 1: But and you could tell Robin is it's not a
Speaker 1: good start to the season for the Green Eyed Bandits. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: they're not on their char's ard. They're not on their
Speaker 1: char's ard. I really have hope for Karen. I'm rooting
Speaker 1: for Karen as always. I'm team Karen always sorry gisell Um,
Speaker 1: and rooting for Wendale, though I fear that she will
Speaker 1: be villainized very very very quickly. Do you think Wendy
Speaker 1: will become villains status? I think she's like but the
Speaker 1: way she's treating me. I mean, that's not gonna be
Speaker 1: like a villain thing, but it's like she will. She
Speaker 1: will come across like Mia is much more savvy than
Speaker 1: Wendy thinks, and I think Wendy is gonna it seems
Speaker 1: like they're setting something up for Wendy and Giselle are
Speaker 1: going to go after me at well, no, because I
Speaker 1: think what's happening is is Giselle decided to run her
Speaker 1: mouth about Wendy's marriage, and that's why when we see
Speaker 1: that clip of Wendy being like, yeah, and well, you know,
Speaker 1: what I love to see is the Karen and Wendy
Speaker 1: hurricane that will come for Gizelle says the wrong words
Speaker 1: about Wendy's marriage because she was like, I see you
Speaker 1: for everything everyone said that you were. Yes. Oh I
Speaker 1: love that trailer. If if I think, I hope what
Speaker 1: they're setting up is that Wendy and Karen reconcile their
Speaker 1: path conflicts and advance together, because that would be so powerful.
Speaker 1: If you're not watching Potomac, this is a good season
Speaker 1: to start with. The last season is a really was
Speaker 1: a really great one. It's a long one, but it's
Speaker 1: really worthwhile. Um I can't recommend it enough. And as
Speaker 1: I say to people, this is like what everyone says
Speaker 1: right now. For a lot of people are saying to me,
Speaker 1: they're like, I didn't even watch housewives before, but now
Speaker 1: in terms of like, um, when do you watch house Lives?
Speaker 1: And they be like yeah, and like I didn't until
Speaker 1: very recently. I'm one of those people. And I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, I'm not like all the way in there,
Speaker 1: like I do have blind spots and I have not
Speaker 1: seen most of the seasons from even the cities that
Speaker 1: I love to watch. But Potomac is really really really
Speaker 1: it's just a fun show. It's like and it feels
Speaker 1: different than you know, like Beverly Hills has its own identity.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. And I've been loving at
Speaker 1: this season in New York is flopping hard. And I
Speaker 1: say this with love for Ebony Kay Williams, who I
Speaker 1: think is actually great, which is great, but I just
Speaker 1: don't think there's enough. There's there's not enough. They're they're
Speaker 1: in terms of the cast, not in terms of ebony.
Speaker 1: I think in terms of literally there's five women. It's
Speaker 1: just it's it's just not taking off. And so it's
Speaker 1: like and the only places they can go or like
Speaker 1: what like the Hamptons, and it's like it's like it
Speaker 1: feels repetitive in a way, but wait, where what's their
Speaker 1: big trip this? Well, right, how they are in um Salem,
Speaker 1: which actually is funny um, but I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just feel like it's it feels culturally repetitive too, because
Speaker 1: we're dealing a lot with Ramona being like a trumper
Speaker 1: who was bad during COVID, and like you, Ebany is
Speaker 1: trying to engage her, and it's the election. And that's
Speaker 1: another thing, is like where New York Is is during
Speaker 1: the election, and it just it's not a fun place
Speaker 1: to revisit because you feel shades of the tension and
Speaker 1: you feel shades of like the anxiety that we were
Speaker 1: all experiencing in every frame of the show. So it's
Speaker 1: just not it's not it's not a fun culture to
Speaker 1: be sitting in. So that's why we don't talk about
Speaker 1: it like like as as though we were chars are.
Speaker 1: Oh well, no, no one on that show right now
Speaker 1: is in their char era. Literally no, I mean they're
Speaker 1: they're sort of in a flop era, each and every
Speaker 1: one of them except I would say that Ebony is
Speaker 1: is probably someone who's on her chars art a lot.
Speaker 1: Ebany came in um and she is doing a great, great,
Speaker 1: great job, very fun to watch. It's just that like
Speaker 1: she's just she doesn't have a lot to work with.
Speaker 1: We should just briefly say that we are celebrating not
Speaker 1: just Cathy Hilton on Beverly Hills too, but miss Crystal
Speaker 1: kung Minkoff. Crystal comes a Crystal, the Kung Minkoff. So
Speaker 1: the Kung mink Off Ze was hanging out with her
Speaker 1: all Pride Week. It's so jealous and then can I
Speaker 1: tell you something I told you? You know. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get Crystal to come to your
Speaker 1: house party. I was like, no, do not break Crystal
Speaker 1: Kung Minkoff coming in. Well, she would never come, never
Speaker 1: coming walking into that house and being like, hey, I'm Crystal.
Speaker 1: I would be like, it's iconic behavior. I was like,
Speaker 1: you are you are everything. Yeah. I would be like, no,
Speaker 1: you cannot see my terrible belongings. Please leave. She honestly,
Speaker 1: I would just take her upstairs and I would be like,
Speaker 1: there's a roof that let's go upstairs. We would light
Speaker 1: a blont I'd be like, you're fucking killing the show,
Speaker 1: and she'd be like, I know. She's like I know,
Speaker 1: I watched it too, and I just like I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a better show with me, and I would
Speaker 1: say it is dead ass is because the way that
Speaker 1: we have the combination of Sutton, who I am a slutton.
Speaker 1: I am a slutton, and she doing to do to
Speaker 1: secure the diamond. The diamond is fused to her hand.
Speaker 1: She'll never let go, she'll never let go, and she's
Speaker 1: doing what she needs to do, and the combination of
Speaker 1: her doing the most and Crystal being that bitch that
Speaker 1: gives you nothing, nothing, and it's like, okay, is it's
Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry, it's beauty, and it's it's Cat and Dog.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like like Crystal is truly like like
Speaker 1: there's that there when I've told you about this that
Speaker 1: this fight quote unquote they had on the boat in
Speaker 1: Tahoe where Ston's like, I feel like you really disrespected me,
Speaker 1: and then Crystals like okay, like and then for the
Speaker 1: for at least five exchanges. For the next five exchanges,
Speaker 1: Sun said something okay, okay. So it's Sun said something okay,
Speaker 1: like just like she does not she will give you nothing,
Speaker 1: and then she will and then she like she will
Speaker 1: buy her time, and then she will fucking come. She will.
Speaker 1: She's coming in the next episode because this last episode
Speaker 1: iconically end up. So we've had us I haven't even
Speaker 1: seen this, but the way you described beautiful. So basically
Speaker 1: they're at So Lisa Arenna is trying to make amends
Speaker 1: with Garcelle because Garcella has her eye, her gorgeous eyebrow
Speaker 1: raised at Rinna, who she thought she knew, but then
Speaker 1: her behavior towards Denise Richard's last season was untoward and
Speaker 1: it was uncouth. So basically, Renna is now doing the
Speaker 1: most to try to like court Garcella's friendship against So
Speaker 1: she has Harry Hamlet and her husband make his famous
Speaker 1: holidays for a birthday celebration for Garcelle and just to
Speaker 1: celebrate getting all together. So they're doing this. It's a
Speaker 1: little celebration for Garcella. They bring out a cake and
Speaker 1: then there's gifts introduced to the mix. Cut to the
Speaker 1: other end of the table. Sutton says, I didn't know
Speaker 1: we were doing gifts, and Kyle's like, yeah, hey, we're
Speaker 1: doing gifts, and Liz Arenna is running the show. Garcella
Speaker 1: is of course gifted the most stunning items from Still Jewelry,
Speaker 1: just like stunning. You know, she's getting bags. By the way,
Speaker 1: we haven't even brought up Erica Jane, which is we
Speaker 1: which whatever? So then you see Sutton just become despondent
Speaker 1: because here is Crystal having given the best gifts, and
Speaker 1: you can tell that she's just like fitting in. Sutton
Speaker 1: does not like to not fit in. She stomps away
Speaker 1: from the table before but not before she says to Kyle,
Speaker 1: I don't like being around people. I don't lack. I
Speaker 1: can't pretend. I refuse to pretend I'm walking over there.
Speaker 1: Such a good s Lauren, Lauren. And so Matt has
Speaker 1: a Sutton. Well you know he has a Sutton. Could
Speaker 1: be good not putting Sutton to Luna there, So Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt has a Sutton, so matts And you know, because
Speaker 1: Sutton's dropping in to do update, she's suns dropping. I
Speaker 1: would be really dropping in. Sutton's track is dropping in
Speaker 1: to update, and you know it will be fun to
Speaker 1: have to Sutton very Vanassa doing Jennifer. You know, oh
Speaker 1: my god, ladies and gentlemen's and your host. You know,
Speaker 1: she'd be so excited, she would be she would be
Speaker 1: a nightmare all week. Do you think that she would
Speaker 1: will be like, I don't think that's funny. But I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that because I don't want toppar
Speaker 1: insensitive because actually on the show I did have a
Speaker 1: couple of moments where I just didn't know that I
Speaker 1: was being insensitive and I was not educated. So educate,
Speaker 1: Tell me you're that girl. Tell me you're that girl
Speaker 1: that wants to write with the writers on Tuesday. Tell
Speaker 1: me with that girl. Um So, anyway, Shutton is like,
Speaker 1: I don't lack her, and I am an apology to Kyle,
Speaker 1: who is again iconically in the center of it all,
Speaker 1: and the ladies start to kind of move mosey over
Speaker 1: because the bolon it was gobbled up because again it's famous.
Speaker 1: It's famous, and who doesn't and and also they did
Speaker 1: the great work of showing you Harry Hemlet in his
Speaker 1: garden earlier, so natural ingredients. I love his garden, and
Speaker 1: he's on his chars and he's on his chars. So
Speaker 1: basically they've they've gobbled up the bolonaise, and the lady
Speaker 1: starts sort of walking over to another area of the
Speaker 1: stunning home that Lisa Wrenna lives in to sort of
Speaker 1: have another cocktail, and they're one by one noticing that
Speaker 1: Sutton is I rate. So Sutton finally says, I can't
Speaker 1: pretend that everything is hunky dory, so which Kathy Hilton replies,
Speaker 1: who is hunky Dory? And the camera lingers on her
Speaker 1: face just to sort of confirm that she is serious.
Speaker 1: You can see Kyle sort of like sort of shake
Speaker 1: her head. Garcel has a moment of concern. Erica's I
Speaker 1: think I fell out, and they cut back to cat
Speaker 1: and they she generally wants to know who is hunky
Speaker 1: do like there could be who is this woman in
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills that I have lunky Dory? I can't pretend
Speaker 1: that everything is hunky Dory. Well, I don't know who
Speaker 1: that is? Who is that? And if I don't know
Speaker 1: who you are, you don't know who you are? That's
Speaker 1: a Jared Frieder, that's Jared Frieder's housewife's entrance. Did you
Speaker 1: know that if I don't know who you are, you
Speaker 1: don't know who you are? Which it doesn't make sense,
Speaker 1: but that's what makes it perfect exactly. Um So. Anyway, Finally,
Speaker 1: in the moment of the silence after Hunky Dorry, Crystal
Speaker 1: does make her way over. She's like, what's wrong, what's
Speaker 1: the matter, what's going on? And an apology by you
Speaker 1: because you said when I walked into your hotel room
Speaker 1: to return your coat, that you were naked, and then
Speaker 1: you told everyone I violated you when I left right away,
Speaker 1: And she said, so, what what is it that you want?
Speaker 1: What do you do? You want an apology? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you're are upset. She goes, sorry, I'm upset. I want
Speaker 1: you to not use the word violate, and Crystal goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking back that word. That's what the word is.
Speaker 1: If you don't understand the word looking up violate, it's
Speaker 1: too access someone in a way that makes them feel unsafe.
Speaker 1: It's to violate their privacy. It's too cross boundaries. And
Speaker 1: that's what it was I felt. And Sutton is she's
Speaker 1: losing it. Valted you? Oh, val did you? She's acting
Speaker 1: like Reese in the Morning Show. Absolutely so Sutton stomps
Speaker 1: away and she says, what as Christophe it says, you're
Speaker 1: jealous of me, which is iconic Sutton, what jealous of what?
Speaker 1: Your only leather pants? Kyle Richard screams no, as if
Speaker 1: a slur has been said. No, no, cuts to Renna.
Speaker 1: Cuts to Renna, who's a gas. She can't believe. She goes, no,
Speaker 1: you don't say that. You don't say that, smashed, cut
Speaker 1: to the pants, the words to be continued. I've not
Speaker 1: seen a second of this and the way Matt has
Speaker 1: described it to me, the way he just did, which is,
Speaker 1: get the funk up. That was just that was a
Speaker 1: one person show for you to just perfectly give you
Speaker 1: all the imagery you need to have been right there
Speaker 1: with you. Gotta be watching it. It's just fun. I
Speaker 1: got just fun. It's just when I didn't start. I
Speaker 1: never watched an episode of Beverly Hills except for the
Speaker 1: finale last season with Denise and Rena. That was my
Speaker 1: first one. I was like, Okay, this is fine, and
Speaker 1: then started this season with with all the titterings about
Speaker 1: Crystal Kongenkop, I was like, I gotta watch and reader,
Speaker 1: I have not been disappointed. She's moving to center couch.
Speaker 1: She slid down and honestly, I'll tell you what I mean.
Speaker 1: Kyle is going to be sitting next to Andy. Probably
Speaker 1: Rena is gonna be sitting next to Andy. I don't
Speaker 1: know who's Kyle gonna be. Oh, Erica will be sitting Aerica.
Speaker 1: So Erica will be like in the will be very Kyle.
Speaker 1: And then I'm telling you, next to Kyle is Crystal.
Speaker 1: Next to Erica is Sutton, And I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: I love this. We were talking to our friend Time
Speaker 1: Mitchell about this yesterday. He was he came by and
Speaker 1: also brilliant, right, brilliant mind he um uh just just
Speaker 1: based off tweets guys, okay um. But he was talking
Speaker 1: about Crystal comincoff. I mean he I forgot what he
Speaker 1: said specifically, but I was like, yeah, like she is
Speaker 1: really coming in without like that like freshman season energy.
Speaker 1: She's part of it. She kind of doesn't give a
Speaker 1: ship because she's rich in a real way. Her husband
Speaker 1: directed the lying and so she's like but she literally
Speaker 1: has perspective, which is something a lot of these women lack.
Speaker 1: But she has perspective in life, which is that like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I was, I grew up Asian and I teach
Speaker 1: my kids Chinese and I make dumb you know, it's
Speaker 1: like she like is connected to something outside of her
Speaker 1: own inner life that makes it that makes you kind
Speaker 1: of like not care about someone like Sutton coming at
Speaker 1: you Know. What's brilliant about this conflict is that they're
Speaker 1: both making themselves feel victimized in valid ways and invalid ways.
Speaker 1: Sutton not valid, Crystal, I would say maybe valid. Well,
Speaker 1: there's there's been moments where Crystal has lost me just
Speaker 1: like the word it violate in the way that she's
Speaker 1: saying it, because they do cut to like moments where
Speaker 1: she's told the girls about what happened, and when you
Speaker 1: see it happened, Sutton runs in. She has the coach.
Speaker 1: She sees that Crystals like undressing he's going on here
Speaker 1: and puts the coat down and leaves, and then Crystal
Speaker 1: has blown it up and to know he is entitled
Speaker 1: to the footage, though it does seem like Crystal like
Speaker 1: from the audio, it's like she's like, I'm naked, like
Speaker 1: what are you like? I'm sure she was like in
Speaker 1: the corner like also, she doesn't know if the cameras
Speaker 1: are following her in instead of closing the door, immediately
Speaker 1: goes I'm just gonna run in get closer to you
Speaker 1: dropped it like that spatially, I'm I'm team Crystal here.
Speaker 1: That is kind of really funked up. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: so in the ways that she was telling the women
Speaker 1: about she was like it was like really she called
Speaker 1: her like, there's the whole I'm not a peeping tom
Speaker 1: with this language, and it's sort of like so you
Speaker 1: can see Crystals sort of leaning in which fucking for
Speaker 1: your house, right, But like there has been ones where
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's fallibility there and vulnerability there. She's been
Speaker 1: very vulnerable on the show and I don't know killing
Speaker 1: it and we're not even halfway through it and we
Speaker 1: haven't even talked about fucking Erica who Joe and I
Speaker 1: talked about it last weekend and said, I love it.
Speaker 1: I loved what you guys had to say. Um, and
Speaker 1: you know what, I normally would apologize to the reader
Speaker 1: for us like talking about the same shot whatever the week.
Speaker 1: But I know we're in our chars are era like
Speaker 1: you can turn it off. They can turn it off
Speaker 1: literally next week. There's so many other great podcast as
Speaker 1: Urgent Care, Urgent Care, You Seek Treatment, I mean like
Speaker 1: the Stradio Lab Boys. You know, I would say, they
Speaker 1: do it. They do it like no other. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: so there's so many other podcasts that you can listen
Speaker 1: to if you don't want to hear us on. Our
Speaker 1: chars are doing Suton Strack Impressions and dreaming of a
Speaker 1: world where she hosts sn now because I want to
Speaker 1: see that world. I want my children to see that world.
Speaker 1: I want to see what flop dress she comes out
Speaker 1: in the beginning to do her mom analogue, like something
Speaker 1: with like a fucking happy chameleon on it, or something
Speaker 1: like like she wears those weird patterns, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you run a boutique. I love her her just god
Speaker 1: like fucking her buying the Vetmas shoes. I'm like, you're no,
Speaker 1: don't buy vet Ma. You're you're that's not that's not
Speaker 1: your sonton and you you should have some more self awareness.
Speaker 1: You're not vet Ma. Okay. I'm wanting to go to
Speaker 1: Sutton the boutique. I'm wanting to go in there because
Speaker 1: I do believe that she is posted. It's like vander
Speaker 1: pump at at like like you'll see your look. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah she's there. Why wouldn't she? I heard that she
Speaker 1: eats dinner there every night. Yeah, it's her restaurant where
Speaker 1: everyone fucking worships her the way specifically like the probably
Speaker 1: the staff or like whatever Lisa wants. She's suing. I'll
Speaker 1: do it prosecco, just kidding. She probably drinks like really
Speaker 1: right champagne. And it's amazing Lisa impression. I mean, god,
Speaker 1: the talent, Lauren had his chance, and he literally did,
Speaker 1: he literally did, but flop. I do say this with
Speaker 1: every genuine ounce of fucking flesh and cartilage in my heart.
Speaker 1: Rogers the funniest motherfucker, the funniest person, the funniest person,
Speaker 1: and it there's no one like, there's no one like.
Speaker 1: I don't accept it. Like the funniest person in the
Speaker 1: world is Lily Collins. Is Lily Collins. And then Matt
Speaker 1: Roger's fine, fine, fine, I'll take a second, but to
Speaker 1: just respect Lily like that, I know. I'm sorry, Um
Speaker 1: I was nominated. It's fine. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: I can't You're gonna make I can't even tell you,
Speaker 1: a girl, I'm so happy we got to be together
Speaker 1: for me, I know, and we're real way for both
Speaker 1: for both things. You told me, you told me a
Speaker 1: few days before, and I wasn't seeing you that it
Speaker 1: got and gotten picked up, but it was I was
Speaker 1: told for a while like it looks good and then
Speaker 1: then but you know the old Hollywood push, They never
Speaker 1: tell you that, never say a word word. Um, let's
Speaker 1: sort of move on. But put it put a pin
Speaker 1: in this sort of Charisard moment to just say that
Speaker 1: right now we're going to sort of step into I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. And while I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey is inherently sort of I don't want to say
Speaker 1: no negative. What's the word? Um? Biting? Yes, aggressive? Um?
Speaker 1: We only we are still, we're we're going to dip
Speaker 1: into this world and then we're gonna be right back
Speaker 1: on our fucking chars, aren't and we we hope you are,
Speaker 1: and we when we hope that are too. And we've
Speaker 1: met a lot of you we can meet. It's been
Speaker 1: really nice to meet the readers. As I said the
Speaker 1: last episode that I was on, we said, the exceptions
Speaker 1: are the readers. The readers are the real ones, and
Speaker 1: are the real ones. And so I hope, I genuinely
Speaker 1: hope each and every reader starts to prepare themselves for
Speaker 1: a mindset to be in their chars, aren't. Is Marky
Speaker 1: out of retrograde? It's no, it's not about mercury, it's
Speaker 1: not about comunic about it's about personal. It's about self definition,
Speaker 1: personal power to understand. It's it's internal, it's internal, it's
Speaker 1: always with you, so you can always externalize that power
Speaker 1: in new Yes, asked, let's do I don't think so Basically,
Speaker 1: I don't think so Honey is or it has usually
Speaker 1: been a one minute I don't know what it's going
Speaker 1: to become in the future because it might be on
Speaker 1: stars are at a certain point at this stage of
Speaker 1: evolution that I'm currently and why would I ever tell
Speaker 1: any girl not to evolve? So I don't think so
Speaker 1: Honey is. Right now, a sixty second segment where someone
Speaker 1: performing said I don't think so honey sort of goes off.
Speaker 1: I'm doing air quotes on pop culture. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: in ways large and small, we've had sort of I
Speaker 1: don't think so honeys that were about Jennifer Garner, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Actually House member and member of
Speaker 1: this House Patrick Rogers did that one, and then we
Speaker 1: had like I don't think so honey, Like you know,
Speaker 1: you did um fucking the sunset the sunsets, which was
Speaker 1: a flop, and I was back in my phone. That
Speaker 1: wasn't my flat era. I will admit, no, don't. We
Speaker 1: should see the sunset tonight. By the way, I would
Speaker 1: love to see the sunset. That has to be on
Speaker 1: the dockets as cloudy though, but so so anyway, it
Speaker 1: is time for I don't have time for that. I
Speaker 1: don't have my phone. Would you mind? I can time
Speaker 1: you and you can go first, so I'll go. Just
Speaker 1: don't look at my text because their surprises happen. Ok Um, serious,
Speaker 1: big some big bros texted, oh my god, that was
Speaker 1: so where's my thing? Just pulled down from your lock? Okay,
Speaker 1: stop watch? Okay. Sometimes I just forget where things are
Speaker 1: on my phone in terms of the emoji's. Even chars
Speaker 1: Ard forgets okay, And I'm this is with love you guys.
Speaker 1: This is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many and
Speaker 1: it's time starts now. I don't think so honey being
Speaker 1: a bad kisser, like and we need to be brushing
Speaker 1: our teeth. I get that a lot of people are
Speaker 1: on vacation, but when I'm when I'm kissing you and
Speaker 1: it and I I say this with love. It tastes
Speaker 1: like chicken feed, not feede chicken feed. I should not
Speaker 1: be in the barnyard when I'm in the pavilion, Okay,
Speaker 1: I should not when I'm in the ice palace. I
Speaker 1: should be in those zones. And when it's when it's
Speaker 1: feeling like chicken feed in my mouth, that's it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a no on that one. I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey too much. Sorry, but teeth, I'm getting teeth, gums, tongue,
Speaker 1: kiss me with seconds or I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: And I'm some people play heart to get. I am
Speaker 1: easy to get, Like, if you want it, you're getting it.
Speaker 1: But don't come at me with these gums, teeth and
Speaker 1: lip and the only lips I do think so honey them,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, you bad kissers chicken feed.
Speaker 1: And and that's one minute, a minute and six seconds.
Speaker 1: And you know why you went over the time, and
Speaker 1: you I wouldn't even say you went over the time.
Speaker 1: You went your time because you're in your I was
Speaker 1: entitled to those six You were very entitled to this
Speaker 1: at six seconds. And here's the thing. Would you agree
Speaker 1: that um I can already tell you I will no no,
Speaker 1: no no, no, maybe you won't. There is no such
Speaker 1: thing as a good kisser, but there is definitely such
Speaker 1: a thing as a bad kiscer, because I think that
Speaker 1: I would consider myself a good kisser. But it's it's
Speaker 1: always a dance with the other person, and so that's
Speaker 1: how I feel well and so and so it's about
Speaker 1: making the other person look good whatever. Improv nonsense, but
Speaker 1: like improv school one on one nonsense. But like, you
Speaker 1: can only be a bad kisser if you're being inconsiderate
Speaker 1: of your of what your partner is signaling. That's the
Speaker 1: thing is. It's like, why are you trying to run
Speaker 1: ship right now? Aren't we here together? Like I just
Speaker 1: feel like sometimes when people are dominating the energy of
Speaker 1: the kiss, it's like, well, you are a narcissist, you're
Speaker 1: an eaglemaniac. There's actually two people doing this, and it's
Speaker 1: sociopathic behavior when you come in with an agenda. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but if people love this, like, go off.
Speaker 1: But I don't need a tongue all the way down
Speaker 1: my throat and and and I'm telling you some people do.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you've met some of these girls that
Speaker 1: that are the jabbers, the jabber, the jabbers, the javelin throwers, jabbers,
Speaker 1: javelin just chill. And there are the people who really
Speaker 1: but that there's a different kind of person who um
Speaker 1: pushes their lips together in a way to make it
Speaker 1: feel like the head of a spear. It's also the
Speaker 1: same sort of concept of a job. You're jabbing at
Speaker 1: me and with your with your fish mouth, and by
Speaker 1: fish mouth, I mean like they turn them, they make
Speaker 1: their lips conical and start to jab me. It's very,
Speaker 1: very untoward. I just also want to say that if
Speaker 1: you're listening to this episode and we did experience a
Speaker 1: kiss together, I'm not talking about you. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, you're not talking about you. Um let's let's
Speaker 1: just say. Let's just say there's been there's been experiences
Speaker 1: that could have been better, and people need to be
Speaker 1: respectful and not act uncouth. That's all it is. It's
Speaker 1: just think of it as a dance. It's a dance.
Speaker 1: It's a dance. It's not like it's really it's like
Speaker 1: the Viennese waltz. There you go. I love that. So
Speaker 1: now it's time for Bowen Yanks. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And the boat, we're sorry, that's another boat. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: sorry about that. He's gonna say, yeah, well, one hour
Speaker 1: eighteen in you gotta boat sound happen And then you
Speaker 1: know I didn't love that. Just tell just let you know.
Speaker 1: I can work around it. But that girl we love,
Speaker 1: We love him, alright, So this is Aready. His time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey, bugs Spray, you're
Speaker 1: not even doing what you're supposed to do. So what
Speaker 1: are you doing putting forth this image of Noba hugs?
Speaker 1: When what do I see on my leg? Oh a
Speaker 1: damn zica insects A damn tick, a damn wasp kind
Speaker 1: of covering around my ear which is an roger, which
Speaker 1: is an a roger zone. Damn. You know what, bug Spray,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you off specifically, and now don't send
Speaker 1: this ship because you won't make this right unless you
Speaker 1: actually change the formulation in your product to bend off insects.
Speaker 1: In this time when insects wanting everything to do with
Speaker 1: my flesh and my type oh blood and all of
Speaker 1: my life force, you are endangering me. And if you
Speaker 1: don't change the formula I am going to be throwing hands.
Speaker 1: That's one minute and two seconds. And you I've never
Speaker 1: seen someone more entitled to two seconds. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: was entitled to this. Um. You know, I've I've been
Speaker 1: diligent about my coverage, about replenishing my my bug spread coverage.
Speaker 1: Still waking up with bites you it. It almost like
Speaker 1: makes you question, is this placebo? Is this placebo? Is
Speaker 1: this sugar water? Is this sugar water? By the way,
Speaker 1: a cinnamon roll is no longer a cinnamon roll, It's
Speaker 1: sugar bread, sugar bread. That's we don't have time to
Speaker 1: get into time to get into it. But I would
Speaker 1: like confront the creators of this bug spray. Just this placebo.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, off, if you're listening, you
Speaker 1: gotta check the that of the thing or whatever. Looking
Speaker 1: at it right now. I'm holding it right now, reading
Speaker 1: read the ingredients. Let's see all right, let's just let's
Speaker 1: just get into us, just get into us. So in here,
Speaker 1: well it says directions for use. Well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want to know. I can't. I can't give it
Speaker 1: to me. So, you know, interesting, like it's sort of
Speaker 1: like my phone with the amoties never here we go, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I asked you something that I think you
Speaker 1: asked me something that would ended up not having an answer,
Speaker 1: ended up not having an answer, but which we wanted
Speaker 1: to know the ingredients of off. But you're gonna say
Speaker 1: it if it's not, If it's placebo, that's ingredient deep,
Speaker 1: which is the thing that it's the thing that is
Speaker 1: supposed to keep the bugs away throughout a percentage, throughout
Speaker 1: a percentage. How much of this do you think is
Speaker 1: the actual thing that's supposed to be in there? How
Speaker 1: much do I think they put on the bottle? How much?
Speaker 1: How much do I think you're telling us? Yes, let's
Speaker 1: start with that. I think they would tell us, and
Speaker 1: I think that they think this is a lot. I
Speaker 1: think that I think they would tell us six percent. Well,
Speaker 1: it's fifteen. I expected it to be. I needed to
Speaker 1: be higher. Well, this is the thing is it's like
Speaker 1: you never know what it's like. It's like when you
Speaker 1: have a drink and it says two percent calcium, You're like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not a lot, you really know, I know it's
Speaker 1: it's one of those things. But other ingredients? What are
Speaker 1: the other ingredients? Why is we're not being transparent. S C.
Speaker 1: Johnson a family give me that right now, I mean S. C.
Speaker 1: Johnson a family company. Please reach out because we really
Speaker 1: or or no, don't even reach out. If you're hearing this,
Speaker 1: this is not a dialogue. Check the formulation because it
Speaker 1: might be sugar water because nothing. But there's an Emmy
Speaker 1: nominee that's getting bit up and and this is post
Speaker 1: covering herself in your product. And look, I mean I
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not a placebo, because a placebo's
Speaker 1: it can't be double blind if we if neither of
Speaker 1: us know that this is a placebo, and then what
Speaker 1: then what are you doing? Anyway, that's it. But they
Speaker 1: thank you for framing it this way. I'm an Emmy
Speaker 1: nominee and I'm getting bit I mean bit by bugs
Speaker 1: and it's just it's just not I'll tell you really
Speaker 1: And as as someone who was snubbed, let's just say this,
Speaker 1: the rose of of this episode was the chars ared
Speaker 1: sort of energy that we feel despite a snub, despite
Speaker 1: a snob Oh but but but cars Art's never won
Speaker 1: an Emmy, never, and it's one of the greatest icons
Speaker 1: of the greatest icons of television. Never won a Emmy.
Speaker 1: That's fine. He's still charges and my Thorn was having
Speaker 1: to really, really really sit in the fact that my
Speaker 1: girl has been getting bitten up. Okay, it's okay. We
Speaker 1: will we will weather these together. I am so happy
Speaker 1: that we did this. We had an honest conversation and
Speaker 1: yesterday we're supposed to record the pod yesterday, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't the vibe. And that's why I'm saying, when you
Speaker 1: feel the vibe is off, especially in his own where
Speaker 1: their vibes have been so good, you have to sort
Speaker 1: of drift away from that. And yesterday was not the
Speaker 1: day you said that to me, And I thought, well, maybe,
Speaker 1: And then I thought to myself, there has been trust
Speaker 1: built here. My instincts have my spider spence was tingling,
Speaker 1: but I trusted you, and I don't do that with
Speaker 1: a lot of people. And yet I went on this
Speaker 1: journey with you, and it was the right choice because
Speaker 1: of course it was very jump then fall you know.
Speaker 1: Then you know there hasn't been a lot of Taylor
Speaker 1: on this trip. That's and we need to change that.
Speaker 1: I played wellow the other day, and I sort of
Speaker 1: got a sense from the girls that they didn't want Willow,
Speaker 1: And I was like, we're going about Taylor. It's fine,
Speaker 1: Um I did? I mean? Listen, Tina Burner, thank you
Speaker 1: for putting Welcome to New York in your mix. And
Speaker 1: Tina Burner has a wonderful New York mix. Of course
Speaker 1: she's got you know, Sinatra and um, you know, welcome
Speaker 1: to New York. When Welcome to New York, those are
Speaker 1: the show. Those are the two New York songs. Well,
Speaker 1: Frank Sinatra and tell her my fresh start to the
Speaker 1: New Yorkers of Hollywood. You know what I mean. When
Speaker 1: you see them in your minds, you sort of think
Speaker 1: New York City. And on that sort of note, on
Speaker 1: this jubilant charisard Era sort of um benchmark benchmark checkpoint,
Speaker 1: I was, we, how do you feel about ending with
Speaker 1: the song? I feel really good about it. Welcome to
Speaker 1: It's been away boy, Welcome, Welcome studio harmony, Welcome to
Speaker 1: New York. Oh, should we do it? We don't know.
Speaker 1: It's fine to end on a failed harmony. No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: We're in. Our charges were in. Our charges were fine.