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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels second day, you guys, ever been standing in

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Speaker 1: you do, and you're like, oh my god, you get

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Speaker 1: a vinty skinny has on ut latte too. I've never

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Speaker 1: actually happened to you before. I may or may not

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Speaker 1: have a reason that I order a skinny hazel out latte.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened to Molly though. Molly was at

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Speaker 1: Starbucks or email that she sent in about a guy

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Speaker 1: and she felt like it was fate, right, Molly, that's right?

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Speaker 1: And were you guys in line? I mean, how does

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Speaker 1: that work? Exactly? Were you sitting down? Where were you?

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Speaker 1: He was right behind me in line. Um, we ordered

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Speaker 1: the same thing and he heard me, so he joined me.

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Speaker 1: You know where you go wait for your coffee. He's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know I get an earl grade too, and you

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Speaker 1: know nobody gets he at Starbucks except for me. So

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Speaker 1: you know we started well, nobody gets a Starbucks except

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Speaker 1: for you and him? Oh, what's his name. His name

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Speaker 1: is Jesse. Jesse, And did Jesse ask you on a

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Speaker 1: date after you had started talking? Well, he asked for

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Speaker 1: my number and we went out on a date. It

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Speaker 1: was super fun. But he hasn't called, and I have

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Speaker 1: now left two messages, which is really embarrassing. I can't

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Speaker 1: call again. But then I remembered the second date updates

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Speaker 1: and so you guys are my last chance. Did you

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Speaker 1: said you went to dinner with him? Yeah? Did anything

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Speaker 1: happen on the date that you think could have turned

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Speaker 1: him off? I don't think so. You know, it was

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Speaker 1: one of those like the conversation never stopped. We were

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Speaker 1: thought it was great. Okay. We had a couple of

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Speaker 1: drinks in the enter and then wed. It was the

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Speaker 1: restaurant was three blocks from my house, so I suggested

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Speaker 1: that we come back and just hang out a little longer,

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Speaker 1: maybe want TV or whatever they did things get a

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Speaker 1: little spicy, get your abode. No, No, I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to hang out a little longer, you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking, but that's not what we

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Speaker 1: were doing. But was he expecting that? Do you think well,

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Speaker 1: he gusn't called back, so obviously I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. So when you got to your house,

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Speaker 1: what happened? And you know, I didn't want to say

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Speaker 1: all night or anything, but it was I thought it

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Speaker 1: was really strange. He only stayed for like his team

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Speaker 1: maybe twenty minutes, and then he left. Is your house dirty? No?

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Speaker 1: Well actually no, no, no, no, no, I'm moving, so

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Speaker 1: that you know, there's like boxes and stuff is out

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Speaker 1: of place. But I told him that on the way up.

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Speaker 1: So well, I just say that because I would not

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Speaker 1: go on a second day with a girl whose apartment

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Speaker 1: life is in shambles. Come on, I mean it was

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Speaker 1: a little messy, but that's just because I'm moving. The

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Speaker 1: other thing, I didn't tell him at dinner, but I

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Speaker 1: have a roommate. It's a guy. He's a friend of

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Speaker 1: mine for a long time, and I said that he

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Speaker 1: was coming home soon. So how creadd than that? What

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Speaker 1: did he say when he left? Well, he went email.

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I had so much fun, this was great,

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Speaker 1: but I'm super tired of got an early morning. So

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Speaker 1: it was positive, but fague. Yeah, alright, very good sign.

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Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back, call him and get

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Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, Okay, I'm nervous. Don't

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Speaker 1: be nervous. He's always turned out perfectly fund hold on. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the morning. Second. Remember, if you

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Speaker 1: want a second date update, all you have to do

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Speaker 1: is email us Brook and Jewil at movie nine two

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Speaker 1: five dot com. We will call the person that didn't

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Speaker 1: call you back. Molly is on the phone with us

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Speaker 1: right now. She just told us about the date that

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Speaker 1: she went on with Jesse. She met Jesse at Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: They ordered the same drink and they knew from then

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Speaker 1: Left him a couple of messages. Molly, you're ready to

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Speaker 1: I like that about you. You're gonna take constructive criticism. Well,

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Speaker 1: you got to learn somehow, that's right. I hear her

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Speaker 1: kind of being like pumping herself up, but also wincing

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Speaker 1: at the same time. Here we go. Molly, all right, okay, Hello,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna speak to Jesse. Please. This is Jesse. Jesse,

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Speaker 1: how are you man? This is Jewel from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Not much? I'm calling you because you

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Speaker 1: mine the other day. Oh yeah, who was there? Her

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Speaker 1: name is Molly. Okay, that's a friend of yours. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She said, you guys went out for dinner and then

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Speaker 1: I want to do. I want to call him and

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Speaker 1: I want to ask him why he hasn't gotten back

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Speaker 1: to you. I'm just curious. Did she tell you though,

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Speaker 1: Like what is going on in her house? She said

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Speaker 1: she's moving. Yeah, she's moving, but I mean you can

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Speaker 1: move like how humans move. She doesn't live like a human.

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Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's honest to God, like pig pen.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's heavywhere there. I mean, just piles o. God,

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Speaker 1: there's a pig pen. Jesse, Molly is on the phone

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Speaker 1: actually with us. I should have probably told you that

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of the callig Pen, I don't live, like,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Molly? I love to live. Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you live horribly. I mean there's jars

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Speaker 1: of it. It looked like an episode of Hoarders that

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Speaker 1: her moved. The dishes are packed all there's leftist peanut butter.

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Speaker 1: Everything's packed. There was food like old chicken wings that

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Speaker 1: I found on the ground. It was like the couch.

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Speaker 1: It was no, there was no wonder. It was like

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Speaker 1: an explosion of a garbage dump inside your duration. You

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Speaker 1: are such an idiot, Jesse. Do you consider yourself to

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Speaker 1: be like a neat freak or OCD in any way? Oh,

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Speaker 1: he must be. He must be like crazy, crazy psychood Jesse. No.

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Speaker 1: I felt like there was a melting of chocolate on

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Speaker 1: like a crumb on the floor and that turns into

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Speaker 1: a chicken wing. But it's is your place. Not as

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Speaker 1: bad as he's saying. Really it is one one hundreds

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Speaker 1: as bad as he's saying. It's messy because I'm moving

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Speaker 1: this guy, he's crazy great great great great Gray believe here, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: are you using the room is like just an excuse

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Speaker 1: used to like not go out with her again because

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Speaker 1: you didn't like her, not at all. I mean, this

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Speaker 1: is just hilarious to me that she's trying to flip

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Speaker 1: any normal human, rational human being would walk into that

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Speaker 1: place and you'd be like, you know what, let's call

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Speaker 1: the health department. Because I cannot believe that, I like

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Speaker 1: to I can't believe I said all those nice things

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Speaker 1: about you. You're making stuff up. I really don't know

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Speaker 1: who to believe. What's over come over to my house?

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Speaker 1: I don't believe me. I'm scared to go over there. Molly, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: what's the grossest thing you saw it? Well, I definitely

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Speaker 1: definitely saw something on the wall that was I'm almost

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Speaker 1: positive it was human feces. I'm almost I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 1: like there was extremely familiar with human feces. Are you

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Speaker 1: do you like I mean, they're at him a human

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Speaker 1: little lot? Are you like the everst Molly? Molly, you're

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Speaker 1: obviously super anal Molly. If you do you have anything

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Speaker 1: on your wall that could be mistaken for that. I

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Speaker 1: do not. I have no idea what he couldn't possibly

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Speaker 1: be talking about. With that being said, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: offer a second date to both of you guys. We'll

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Speaker 1: send you out again. We will pay for it. I

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Speaker 1: think we're good. You sound on the fence, Molly. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest. It sounds like I could tip you

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Speaker 1: over and you'll go out with him. Probably a girl

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Speaker 1: in a bubble is the best he's gonna do. If

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Speaker 1: I was her and I lived like that and I

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Speaker 1: knew my life was that crappy, I would definitely want

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Speaker 1: to go on another date with me. I'm not that desperate.

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Speaker 1: I really hope you guys see each other in the

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Speaker 1: Starbucks line again, because no, no, no, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going anywhere near with that crazy guy might be. You know.

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Speaker 1: The weird thing is is they're both kind of similar. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys are. I think you guys are soulmates. Broken

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Speaker 1: Jupil in the morning