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Speaker 1: Welcome back. It's a brand new episode. This is Laugh

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Speaker 1: with Me and Podcasts with Jeremy Now I'm your home

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Speaker 1: j O. Happy New Year, Johnny. Let me be the

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Speaker 1: first to say Happy New Year to you as well,

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Speaker 1: and to all the listeners of course, whether you're listening

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Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, maybe just maybe you're watching us on the

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Speaker 1: YouTube as well. Welcome and Happy new Year. We've got

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Speaker 1: a special episode for you today because we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: listening from you, the listeners. We've got your resolution. A

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Speaker 1: lot of these you sent in either via email, sometimes

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Speaker 1: you left your resolutions on some of our posts on

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Speaker 1: the socials. Either way, this is directly from you the listener,

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Speaker 1: which always makes for a fun episode when we get

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Speaker 1: to hear from the listeners. And why not first episode

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Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six, why not get some of your

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Speaker 1: new Year's resolution. So, Johnny, if you could send me over,

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Speaker 1: just a couple at a time, let's go through them,

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Speaker 1: let's hear, let's know what the Laugh with Me listeners

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Speaker 1: are thinking heading into twenty twenty six. Let's roll it, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: Number one, my new Year's resolution is to wake up earlier. Okay,

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Speaker 1: very ambitious small steps. I guess nothing says personal growth

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Speaker 1: like hoping your alarm wins one argument this year, Oh, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: we got we got better ones, right, Okay. Number two,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to start eating healthier. Good luck on that.

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Speaker 1: If I had to guess, somebody who's saying that at

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Speaker 1: eating taco Bell. No, no, there's anything against Taco Bell because, frankly, TV,

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Speaker 1: I'll eat all the taco Bell, all the taco Bell

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Speaker 1: you want, and I will podcast while doing it. So

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Speaker 1: those of you that don't like to, you know, listen

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Speaker 1: to people, you might want to skip that episode, but

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Speaker 1: I will, in fact work with your Taco Bell. Nothing

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Speaker 1: against you. It's just I feel like I could hear

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Speaker 1: the regret in that person in their email. Oh we're

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Speaker 1: off till hot start, Johnny. This one is actually very

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Speaker 1: similar to one of my New Year's resolutions from last year.

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Speaker 1: I want to read more books in twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 1: something I'll put I'll go ahead and put that on

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Speaker 1: my list for uh, put that on my resolution list

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Speaker 1: for twenty six there, Johnny, because I really do think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dominate that this year. But basically, if you're

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Speaker 1: don't act like you're starting from zero, like you are

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Speaker 1: maybe you want to change that shape. That's and that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I totally understand that. I hope he's taking offense to this.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of going through resolutions. Here's one. I

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Speaker 1: build your confidence. Okay, how about this, I'm gonna stop procrastinating.

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Speaker 1: Good luck. I've never met a procrastinator that has completely

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Speaker 1: Number eight. My goal is to drink less. That person.

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Speaker 1: Johnny made a note, left that message at one am.

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Speaker 1: good luck with that one, oh man. Number nine. I'm

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense? All right? The last resolution, Johnny,

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Speaker 1: thank you for compiling these. By the way, Johnny, you're

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Speaker 1: you again for putting those together. Recently, actually, it's just

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Speaker 1: called One Battle after Another. Holy cow, what a great

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Speaker 1: freaking movie, Johnny Like that was a great and weird

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Speaker 2: It looks to me like these predictive markets poly market

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Speaker 1: The Huskers.

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Speaker 2: This was the first year of alcohol sales, and those

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Speaker 1: Over for next year. Next year, Nebraska is.

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Speaker 2: Now that we've tasted it, you're talking ferry nectar, some

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Speaker 1: We know what it's like. We know what to expect.

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Speaker 2: We're not gonna shy away from what's been put in

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Speaker 1: Now, I drank my share of that three hundred or

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Speaker 2: You don't need to double down, You just need to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be confident in that. I think people

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Speaker 2: that's gonna help me drown my sorrows.

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Speaker 1: It will help me deal with what's going on down

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Speaker 1: talking about October twenty six. Do you remember what happened

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Speaker 1: National tight End Day. Wow? Yes, Okay, Now in twenty

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Speaker 1: mighty on that day. Twelve touchdowns were scored on that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, everybody wants to step up for their

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the quarterback is gonna help them out here. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: here here's one that I think you could really appreciate.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna We're gonna go to the league here, Major

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Speaker 1: Bye.

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Speaker 2: By the trade deadline, the Dodgers will have signed anybody

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Speaker 1: They will just sign. No, No, yep, that's that's how

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Speaker 1: that's how it has to be. You're ruining my years

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Speaker 2: You're just gonna have to tell your boys, hey, kind

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Speaker 1: Only hit it hard after the trade does right, right?

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Speaker 1: Actually, that's pretty smart. We a lot of teams, a

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Speaker 1: that's really s We're gonna, Max Crosby, we gotta set

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Speaker 1: you down. Go play basketball with your daughter. I don't care,

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Speaker 1: but you are not taking them ount. He looks pretty healthy,

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Speaker 1: didn't he out there? Oh? Boy, that looked like a statement,

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Speaker 1: didn't it. Yeah? Okay, all right. In twenty twenty six,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna change mentality just a little bit about something

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Speaker 1: Vibes Okay. In twenty twenty six, I am not going

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Speaker 1: to anymore and I I'm you can hold me to this.

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Speaker 1: I am no longer going to play at least my

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Speaker 1: polymarket bet for first NFL coach fired strictly based on vibes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do homework on this, all right, Mike, Mike,

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Speaker 1: McDaniel really screwed me on this one. He did. He's

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Speaker 2: Now, and like he's kind of like packed it in,

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Speaker 1: He hasn't been trying since week one. Mike McDaniel and

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Speaker 1: the Dolphins, You've really screwed me on that one. And uh,

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm diving into trends that are happening

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Speaker 2: right now, and that is with the Baylor NCAA basketball team,

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Speaker 1: Year because sites the NBA guys they already have, they

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Speaker 2: They'll probably to make a run at the Big twelve

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Speaker 2: if that's the conference they're still in, or SEC wherever

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Speaker 2: at it. With these guys that had a short pro

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Speaker 1: Man, you think that's gonna help their their ranking? You

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Speaker 1: think the folks are going to get Really people love it.

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Speaker 2: I know that's what they I know this is what

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Speaker 2: And and with nil and all these parameters that are

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Speaker 1: I mean, you got to hate the game, not the player.

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Speaker 1: And we love the game. We love the game, so

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Speaker 1: we love the There you go, go go get him?

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Speaker 1: Is it Drew Scott? Is it still Drew Scott down there? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great coach, And hey, I want to sign the

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Speaker 2: best talent too. I don't care if they used to

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Speaker 1: So does that mean there's a shot that we could

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Speaker 1: get Lebron James? Yes? In college basketball? Very much so.

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Speaker 2: in college, right maybe maybe a Baylor, Maybe a Baylor.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going that far. Yeah, you know, I got

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Speaker 2: one more for you. This is I'm a whole I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm going to stop in twenty twenty six. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: stop betting the Dallas Cowboys before Thanksgiving, before Thanksgiving, also

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Speaker 2: after Thanksgiving. I think I'm out on the Cowboys completely

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Speaker 1: This year. They were six nine and one and didn't

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Speaker 1: look like they had an identity other than they scored

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Speaker 1: a lot of points. Yeah, which they did. They hit

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Speaker 2: Yeah, betting wise, Yeah, that's rough. That is what they

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Speaker 2: called the roller coaster. Six nine and one, six nine

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Speaker 2: and one, and that push was against Michael Parson's new team. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it was insane, like you can't even make this stuff up.

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Speaker 2: And he was the guy that sacked Dak Prescott as

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Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't believe it. If if you didn't see

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Speaker 2: Right, well, I got I got one more for you

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Speaker 2: here one point five. The number is one point five

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Speaker 2: higher lower, and that is fractures to Jake Paul's jaw line.

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Speaker 2: The next boxing match he takes, well, his jaw was

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a heck of a line because he

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Speaker 1: per over. Yeah, so you're saying at least two, I

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Speaker 2: So I'm probably gonna go with the under, okay, because

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Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna box anybody under forty five

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Speaker 2: to Mike test and be like, hey, what about that Rema,

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Speaker 1: Now, somebody shorter, somebody older.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a retired UFC fighter that's like forty eight

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Speaker 2: Jake Paul is gonna his team will call him, Hey,

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Speaker 2: that whoever this guy is, uh probably maybe one of

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Speaker 1: You know what's sad is I'm still gonna watch. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: let's see what happens.

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Speaker 2: So I think I'm gonna go under because I think

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Speaker 2: he's gonna he's gonna fight somebody that's not gonna punch

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Speaker 2: him that hard, because I don't think he liked that.

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Speaker 1: He did not like that at all. The look on

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Speaker 1: his face when he dropped to the matt incredible.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and he plays the villain so well. The way

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Speaker 2: he was mocking his opponent while just getting the snut.

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Speaker 1: He couldn't even stay on his feet. Oh, he couldn't

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Speaker 1: even it. It was amazing.

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Speaker 2: And he still was sticking his tongue out and you know,

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Speaker 2: bobbing his head and stuff.

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Speaker 1: He's a shelman.

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Speaker 2: And then that sells tickets and I'm gonna stand by it.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he wants his jaw broken over one

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Speaker 2: and a half times his next spout.

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Speaker 1: He learned his lesson. That's why we love these predictive markets.

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Speaker 1: There's just thank you so much. We've just kicked off

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Speaker 1: season six of Laugh with Me, the Podcast at Jeremy

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Speaker 1: Odum and the New Year twenty twenty six baby, Happy

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Speaker 1: New Year, everybody,