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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, missing pain, No, I'm missing it's it under

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Speaker 1: your thing?

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Speaker 2: Have it?

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Speaker 1: Is it under you?

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Speaker 3: If you tell us what you're looking for? Can help?

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Jeff, you can't say that.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 4: It says we're late, rolls of cinnamon.

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Speaker 2: We gotta do it.

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Speaker 4: W C I I. There is.

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Speaker 2: Taped under his laptop and it says we're late.

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Speaker 4: It's because we gotta do which colip is it.

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Speaker 2: Vital?

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Speaker 4: Only enough time to play one? No more questions, Let's

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Speaker 4: just get to the choices. Your first option is a

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Speaker 4: seven second clip of an eight year old girl who's

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Speaker 4: pretty sure she knows where babies come from. Or option

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Speaker 4: two is a once proud parrot who at this point

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Speaker 4: has serious confidence issues from the shame of being rejected

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Speaker 4: by my co host time and again. But in spite

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Speaker 4: of all the haters and all the mistreatment, he's ready

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Speaker 4: to make his glorious radio comeback with a brand new

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Speaker 4: thirty second rendition of the Rolling Stones Start.

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Speaker 3: Me Up, So hurry?

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Speaker 4: Is it misinformed Minor? Or masterful macaw?

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Speaker 3: Alexis misinformed? Minor?

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Speaker 4: What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Funny?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I know what it is it she never got

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Speaker 2: the talk you, guys, she doesn't know how whatever I

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Speaker 2: have to play it for her. The misinformed minor Alexis

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Speaker 2: needs the I think I just don't even know the

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Speaker 2: rolling Stones all.

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Speaker 4: Right, Crackers takes it in the shorts again. Let's hear

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Speaker 4: the sound of an eight year old girl who's pretty

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Speaker 4: sure she knows where bees come from. Hey, peyt, you

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Speaker 4: should ask your dad where babies come from. I don't

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Speaker 4: yes wrong again that which clip is it? I'm your host,

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Speaker 4: Jeffery Earlyworm Debo. Let's get into the shock collar question

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Speaker 4: of the day. We have a bucket full of names.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna draw one out to who gets asked a

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Speaker 4: trivia question. If you answer wrong, the punishment is to

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Speaker 4: be shocked while singing a song. So text into seven eight, five,

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Speaker 4: nine two and tell us which one you would like

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Speaker 4: to hear. Jose, you gotta draw a name out because

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Speaker 4: you have the shot call the last who'd you get? Jose?

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Speaker 1: Beer nut, Belano nuts.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jose's gonna put on the shot collar while that happens,

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Speaker 4: Digital Jake, please read us a shot collar question of

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Speaker 4: the day.

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Speaker 3: Over the last forty years, information has been collected and

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Speaker 3: stored in something called the j Archive. As of last

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Speaker 3: count there are more than four hundred thousand entries on there,

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Speaker 3: and normal people from around the globe come together to

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Speaker 3: add to it. It's a free service that's easily accessible

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Speaker 3: on the Internet, and it's updated exactly five times a week.

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Speaker 3: What kind of information would you find in the j Archive?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: The J Archive?

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Speaker 2: Okay, and over four hundred thousand. I mean my first

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Speaker 2: thought is what does JAY stand for? Right? Like journalism archive?

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Speaker 2: But those are already archived by the papers and the

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Speaker 2: news stations the archive themselves. And why would you need

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Speaker 2: to update it five times a week?

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Speaker 3: I know that's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Monday through Friday you're updating it.

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Speaker 2: It's like really precise.

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Speaker 3: But I mean there's a.

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Speaker 1: Reason people do it, right, wouldn't they want to make money?

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Speaker 4: Or is it just to help society?

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Speaker 2: I mean over four hundred thousand entries, he said, and

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Speaker 2: too smart. Yeah, yeah, instruction brain searcher. Oh, but instructions

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Speaker 2: aren't bad. What if the JAY Archive is instruction manuals

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Speaker 2: for different how old?

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Speaker 4: I don't like for people to help, like.

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Speaker 2: How you use your vacuum cleaner here's the instruction manual.

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Speaker 1: So what would JAY stand for?

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Speaker 2: Then maybe Jay's a dude who started it, like Craig

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Speaker 2: from Craigslist.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's the name. Look at the question one more time.

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Speaker 3: The j archive has been around for forty years and

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Speaker 3: is growing five days a week by the help of

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Speaker 3: people from all over the globe. It's free to access

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Speaker 3: it and many people love it, although one famous celebrity

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Speaker 3: was told of its existence and then was quoted as saying, really,

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Speaker 3: get a life, people, what kind of information would you

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Speaker 3: find in the j Archive?

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Speaker 4: So it's not that useful.

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Speaker 3: It's silly and stupid, like a meme archive.

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Speaker 2: I know, but it was a celebrity who said it.

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Speaker 4: Or maybe it's like an archive talking about celebrities, like

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Speaker 4: oh I ran into this celebrity and they were a jerk,

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Speaker 4: And it's all the archives a k archive like a

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Speaker 4: Jay and people post.

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Speaker 2: And they're just negative stories about people collecting stories. If

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Speaker 2: you're a server with celebrity or jerk, Yeah, I'm at.

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Speaker 3: Brug Fox and she only tip one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Scam A scam? What do you mean a scam? Like

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Speaker 2: a list of scams or conspiracy theories?

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Speaker 3: I mean, if we're going to talk.

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Speaker 4: About a waste time, no suggestions from anybody. Jurassic Archive

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Speaker 4: where they find all the.

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Speaker 2: What if it's some sort of movie archive that you know,

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Speaker 2: how like people like to keep track of every butt

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Speaker 2: scene or every.

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Speaker 4: Kind of like the junk Archive.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I could say it, golf archive.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of makim is naked. Give us an answer?

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Speaker 2: What do you think? Ever? You guys, that's what happens there.

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Speaker 4: It's a happy place until you get on all right,

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Speaker 4: love the dark web? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: I think?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to go with the JAY stands for jerk,

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Speaker 4: and it's the jerk archives where people will talk crap

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Speaker 4: about Celes.

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Speaker 3: The j Archive, as of this writing, has four hundred

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Speaker 3: and twenty one and forty entries, the first of which

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Speaker 3: came in the early eighties. It's grown so much over

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Speaker 3: the years that companies like IBM utilize it and admit

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Speaker 3: their AI computer Watson wouldn't be possible without it. Every weekday,

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Speaker 3: that's five days a week. In the early evenings, the

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Speaker 3: new entries start to roll into the j Archive because

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Speaker 3: it's the number one most comprehensive database. Four every Jeopardy

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Speaker 3: Clue ever broadcast.

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Speaker 4: On TV, and the celebrity who.

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Speaker 3: Said get a life was none other than Alex Trebek.

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Speaker 2: Every question ever hints funny that the smart people in

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Speaker 2: this room have never been to it. Yeah, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're a idea.

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Speaker 4: We didn't get it right. And so somebody wanted to

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Speaker 4: hear the song dance Monkey by Tones and I jose.

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Speaker 1: Shocked dance from a dance.

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Speaker 3: From a dance For me, I've never seen anybody do

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Speaker 3: the things.

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Speaker 2: You do before. I didn't like that.

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Speaker 4: I know I used to like it. You were singing

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Speaker 4: it in the back of a van. Shock collar Question

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Speaker 4: of the Day that belongs on the jar phone taps

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Speaker 4: coming up in just a few minutes.