WEBVTT - Your Funeral Arrangements

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he's

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<v Speaker 1>so good at cheating it's scary. We'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>find out what that's all about just a few Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared already. But right now it is time for

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew and today's frank phone call. What you got

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<v Speaker 1>for its nest?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh five?

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<v Speaker 3>This right here? Don't don't let it shock, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>but this is called your funeral arrangements, your funeral arrange

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<v Speaker 3>to day.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all here.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, this is for This is for a

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<v Speaker 3>person that's living, you know. We call your funeral arrangements.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you need to do this?

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<v Speaker 2>Do it early?

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<v Speaker 3>Car like, do it early?

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<v Speaker 2>Arrange it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you do want to save the date? What is

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<v Speaker 1>it to take?

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<v Speaker 3>Take a listen? Come on cat your funeral arrangements.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm trying to retell you Miss Diane. Please she

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<v Speaker 2>I take a mess school. My name is John John.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually the funeral director here at funeral home. Miss

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<v Speaker 2>Diane came in earlier today and tried to get the arrangements.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I want to say my condolences to

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<v Speaker 2>you all and your entire family for what you're going through.

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<v Speaker 2>She filled out some paperwork here, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure I got everything actually correct. I'm a little

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<v Speaker 2>not sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what she wants Rob or Robert? So

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<v Speaker 2>are you? Are you wanted the members that may be

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<v Speaker 2>able to tell me exactly what she would want on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I am I'm Robert? What is all about it?

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<v Speaker 2>She's going to me this morning? What you talking about? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on? Sorry, sir? You who I am? Robert? Rob Roberts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's mean? Okay? And is there a senior or well

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<v Speaker 2>junior is just the child? I'm Robert School, That's who

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<v Speaker 2>I am. Junior is a child either one of us?

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<v Speaker 2>Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, hang on? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, all right, I don't okay, hang on? Second shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, Miss Diane ms sir, Miss Diane is your wife? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That is my wife? You sure you got the right dang?

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<v Speaker 2>You sure he came in? Uh this morning? Uh maybe

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<v Speaker 2>five five? Uh? What salt and pepper hair shoulder ly?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh maybe a medium brown complex? Mm? What kind of costUS?

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<v Speaker 2>Which is having? You see the calls and see the

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<v Speaker 2>car something. Uh it seemed like it was a some

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<v Speaker 2>type of was it a camry? I think, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean. What happened? Tell me, actually tell me

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<v Speaker 2>what happened this morning? She came in and said what

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<v Speaker 2>she came in this christer? Why why? Why why do

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<v Speaker 2>I call back when Ms Diane is there and we

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<v Speaker 2>can go call day? You know? Tell me that right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know what is going on. You my

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<v Speaker 2>wife want something. She will have a funeral for me,

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<v Speaker 2>and you talking? You wanna call me living know, tell

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<v Speaker 2>me that, sir. All I know is is Miss Diane

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<v Speaker 2>came in. The paperwork was a little I was just

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<v Speaker 2>coming a reevaluate you know what? I what? I what

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<v Speaker 2>I what was written here? It wasn't right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>she came in, she she picked out the casket, She

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<v Speaker 2>did everything that she was supposed to tasket casket, bro

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<v Speaker 2>bro bro. I don't understand. I don't really understand what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on, but I'm gonna find out later on. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna finde. I don't understand. I've never been in this.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been in a situation like this. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>we're about to get in the system that maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>need to call back when this Diane gets there. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to talk to you now. She at six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about that. Where you at anyway? What's your

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<v Speaker 2>name again? Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, Sir,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm the funeral homes I round. I'm sorry, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>You might be you might be making some fuller rain

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<v Speaker 2>for her too. I might need to switch games put

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<v Speaker 2>her game on there, okay, sir. I'm just what six

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock. You're gonna be there, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>A funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're so serious. Bro, Look, my wife is becoming She's

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<v Speaker 2>trying to bury me me I'm robbing. Wouldn't even get

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<v Speaker 2>on the paper, Robert, it's it's it's rob or Robert,

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<v Speaker 2>whichever one. I mean. I don't, I don't, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I won't. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>We ain't even be peasent, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't even argue. We had a little last arguing

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<v Speaker 2>in last week. My little light Bil something little black man.

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<v Speaker 2>But you having funerals to me? Okay, I tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>let this up. They got the right now, you got

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<v Speaker 2>the right one. I tell you, man, I'm not watch

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, since I have you on the phone, is

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<v Speaker 2>can I ask you? What is it? All right? If

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<v Speaker 2>I ask you something, sir? Maybe you want to ask

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<v Speaker 2>me brother? I mean, since since it is your funeral,

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<v Speaker 2>would you would you like the light blue lining or

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<v Speaker 2>the white lining in the inside on the inside. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>that you played on me right now. Now you're trying me. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if I come down there and swing, you won't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be two funerals. You keep on last. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna put your own planning. Man, I'm not here busting

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<v Speaker 2>my like here twelve hour shift. All I said, A

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<v Speaker 2>little bit lights up around here. It's gonna keep the

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<v Speaker 2>billing eye. But you wanna say, huh around here at sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Be light so light, so light? Now a funeral? Come on, man, boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God, just gonna tell you, Okay, can

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<v Speaker 2>I can I can? I? Can I tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>else your wife told me when she was here? What

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<v Speaker 2>what else told you? Actually? I need to know anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know tell me, go ahead, tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>But she told me to tell you exactly who I was? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is you? I'm sorry? Who are you? Who? Rap?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not John from the funeral home. You

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<v Speaker 2>bet let me you better tell me you no better here, not, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no nothing, none of it this right here. His nephew

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<v Speaker 2>Timmy from the Steve Harby Martin Show. Your White Diane

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<v Speaker 2>got me to prank phone call you. Hello, slay boy,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear y'all, y'alli some boy it boy, y'all please

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<v Speaker 2>too much, man, y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't man, y'all, just tell us Steeve I said, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>look him bro, big day. Need a soup? Bang? Say

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<v Speaker 2>I need all that eat, all that shoe sop head?

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<v Speaker 2>That all right? Man? I had do that. Hey, let

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<v Speaker 2>me ask you what is the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 2>the land. Steve Hobby on the show That.

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<v Speaker 3>That is funeral Rations.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to be prepared, y'all. We need to be prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what you want exit plane?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what you want, know what kind of line?

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<v Speaker 3>And you won't in that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm being there for a while. You need to at

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<v Speaker 3>least know you want you want to pick a color

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<v Speaker 3>you light, you know what I mean. Hey, I want

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<v Speaker 3>to think Washington, DC, coming out at the Howard Theater,

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<v Speaker 3>hanging out with you boy this weekend, enjoyed myself thoroughly,

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<v Speaker 3>went and hung out Miss Virginia at Ben's Chili Bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>She is ninety years young. Ofg she looks good. And

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, she looked really really good. Had a wonderful time.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that place is historic. But she was at

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<v Speaker 3>the first March on Washington in sixty three. You know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying. She was dashed and everybody stops to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Every legend you can think of, from MLK to well

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<v Speaker 3>actually they say when they say when old President Barack

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<v Speaker 3>Obama when he first won, his first stop was being

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<v Speaker 3>chilly Baba.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay, I remember seeing that picture.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember, yes, yes, my next stop I get to

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<v Speaker 3>take a little break. But my next stop is in Colleen, Texas.

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<v Speaker 3>Colleen Texas twice as Funny Comedy Club. That will be

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<v Speaker 3>October six seven eight, October sixth seven, See that break

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<v Speaker 3>I get October sixth, seventh and eight, So Colleen, Texas.

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<v Speaker 3>The Nephew been a long time. I think it's been

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<v Speaker 3>about what four five years. The Nephew is coming to

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<v Speaker 3>twice his Funny Comedy Club. That's October sixth, seven and eight.

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<v Speaker 3>You better get your tickets right now because the food

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<v Speaker 3>is coming to Texas twice as Funny County Club, Glean Texas. Nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Nephew taught me what Nephew, thank you for the next

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter subject. He's so good at cheating it's scary.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy good you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning Show