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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he's

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Speaker 1: so good at cheating it's scary. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about just a few Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm scared already. But right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew and today's frank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for its nest?

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Speaker 2: Uh five?

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Speaker 3: This right here? Don't don't let it shock, you know,

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Speaker 3: but this is called your funeral arrangements, your funeral arrange

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Speaker 3: to day.

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Speaker 1: We're all here.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is for This is for a

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Speaker 3: person that's living, you know. We call your funeral arrangements.

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Speaker 3: Do you need to do this?

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Speaker 2: Do it early?

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Speaker 3: Car like, do it early?

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Speaker 2: Arrange it.

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Speaker 1: So you do want to save the date? What is

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Speaker 1: it to take?

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Speaker 3: Take a listen? Come on cat your funeral arrangements.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to retell you Miss Diane. Please she

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Speaker 2: I take a mess school. My name is John John.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually the funeral director here at funeral home. Miss

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Speaker 2: Diane came in earlier today and tried to get the arrangements.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I want to say my condolences to

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Speaker 2: you all and your entire family for what you're going through.

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Speaker 2: She filled out some paperwork here, and I wanted to

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Speaker 2: make sure I got everything actually correct. I'm a little

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Speaker 2: not sure on what she wants on the actual tombstone.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what she wants Rob or Robert? So

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Speaker 2: are you? Are you wanted the members that may be

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Speaker 2: able to tell me exactly what she would want on?

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Speaker 2: Oh I am I'm Robert? What is all about it?

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Speaker 2: She's going to me this morning? What you talking about? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Hold on? Sorry, sir? You who I am? Robert? Rob Roberts.

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Speaker 2: That's mean? Okay? And is there a senior or well

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Speaker 2: junior is just the child? I'm Robert School, That's who

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Speaker 2: I am. Junior is a child either one of us?

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Speaker 2: Did we're health? Okay? Okay, okay, okay, hang on? Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, all right, I don't okay, hang on? Second shirt?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Miss Diane ms sir, Miss Diane is your wife? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That is my wife? You sure you got the right dang?

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Speaker 2: You sure he came in? Uh this morning? Uh maybe

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Speaker 2: five five? Uh? What salt and pepper hair shoulder ly?

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Speaker 2: Uh maybe a medium brown complex? Mm? What kind of costUS?

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Speaker 2: Which is having? You see the calls and see the

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Speaker 2: car something. Uh it seemed like it was a some

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Speaker 2: type of was it a camry? I think, yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: what I mean. What happened? Tell me, actually tell me

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Speaker 2: what happened this morning? She came in and said what

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Speaker 2: she came in this christer? Why why? Why why do

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Speaker 2: I call back when Ms Diane is there and we

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Speaker 2: can go call day? You know? Tell me that right now.

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Speaker 2: I need to know what is going on. You my

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Speaker 2: wife want something. She will have a funeral for me,

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Speaker 2: and you talking? You wanna call me living know, tell

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Speaker 2: me that, sir. All I know is is Miss Diane

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Speaker 2: came in. The paperwork was a little I was just

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Speaker 2: coming a reevaluate you know what? I what? I what

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Speaker 2: I what was written here? It wasn't right. I mean,

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Speaker 2: she came in, she she picked out the casket, She

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Speaker 2: did everything that she was supposed to tasket casket, bro

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Speaker 2: bro bro. I don't understand. I don't really understand what's

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Speaker 2: going on, but I'm gonna find out later on. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna finde. I don't understand. I've never been in this.

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Speaker 2: I've never been in a situation like this. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: we're about to get in the system that maybe I

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Speaker 2: need to call back when this Diane gets there. I said,

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Speaker 2: I need to talk to you now. She at six o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Where you at anyway? What's your

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Speaker 2: name again? Where you at? I'm I'm I'm John, Sir,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm the funeral homes I round. I'm sorry, y'all.

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Speaker 2: You might be you might be making some fuller rain

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Speaker 2: for her too. I might need to switch games put

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Speaker 2: her game on there, okay, sir. I'm just what six

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Speaker 2: o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock. You're gonna be there, sir.

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Speaker 2: A funeral is a very serious thing, sir. So you're

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Speaker 2: you're so serious. Bro, Look, my wife is becoming She's

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Speaker 2: trying to bury me me I'm robbing. Wouldn't even get

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Speaker 2: on the paper, Robert, it's it's it's rob or Robert,

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Speaker 2: whichever one. I mean. I don't, I don't, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I won't. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: We ain't even be peasent, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: We didn't even argue. We had a little last arguing

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Speaker 2: in last week. My little light Bil something little black man.

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Speaker 2: But you having funerals to me? Okay, I tell you,

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Speaker 2: let this up. They got the right now, you got

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Speaker 2: the right one. I tell you, man, I'm not watch

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Speaker 2: I mean, since I have you on the phone, is

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Speaker 2: can I ask you? What is it? All right? If

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Speaker 2: I ask you something, sir? Maybe you want to ask

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Speaker 2: me brother? I mean, since since it is your funeral,

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Speaker 2: would you would you like the light blue lining or

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Speaker 2: the white lining in the inside on the inside. I'm

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Speaker 2: that you played on me right now. Now you're trying me. Now,

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Speaker 2: if I come down there and swing, you won't like it.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be two funerals. You keep on last. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna put your own planning. Man, I'm not here busting

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Speaker 2: my like here twelve hour shift. All I said, A

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Speaker 2: little bit lights up around here. It's gonna keep the

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Speaker 2: billing eye. But you wanna say, huh around here at sir?

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Speaker 2: Be light so light, so light? Now a funeral? Come on, man, boy,

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Speaker 2: I swear to God, just gonna tell you, Okay, can

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Speaker 2: I can I can? I? Can I tell you what

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Speaker 2: else your wife told me when she was here? What

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Speaker 2: what else told you? Actually? I need to know anywhere

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Speaker 2: I need to know tell me, go ahead, tell her.

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Speaker 2: But she told me to tell you exactly who I was? What?

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Speaker 2: Who is you? I'm sorry? Who are you? Who? Rap?

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not John from the funeral home. You

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Speaker 2: bet let me you better tell me you no better here, not, no,

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Speaker 2: no nothing, none of it this right here. His nephew

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Speaker 2: Timmy from the Steve Harby Martin Show. Your White Diane

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Speaker 2: got me to prank phone call you. Hello, slay boy,

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Speaker 2: I swear y'all, y'alli some boy it boy, y'all please

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Speaker 2: too much, man, y'all just stop paying on people's phone. Man,

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Speaker 2: I don't man, y'all, just tell us Steeve I said, hey, man,

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Speaker 2: look him bro, big day. Need a soup? Bang? Say

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Speaker 2: I need all that eat, all that shoe sop head?

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Speaker 2: That all right? Man? I had do that. Hey, let

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Speaker 2: me ask you what is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 2: the land. Steve Hobby on the show That.

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Speaker 3: That is funeral Rations.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 3: We need to be prepared, y'all. We need to be prepared.

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Speaker 1: Know what you want exit plane?

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Speaker 3: You know what you want, know what kind of line?

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Speaker 3: And you won't in that thing.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: I'm being there for a while. You need to at

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Speaker 3: least know you want you want to pick a color

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Speaker 3: you light, you know what I mean. Hey, I want

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Speaker 3: to think Washington, DC, coming out at the Howard Theater,

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Speaker 3: hanging out with you boy this weekend, enjoyed myself thoroughly,

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Speaker 3: went and hung out Miss Virginia at Ben's Chili Bowl.

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Speaker 3: She is ninety years young. Ofg she looks good. And

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, she looked really really good. Had a wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: You know that place is historic. But she was at

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Speaker 3: the first March on Washington in sixty three. You know

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying. She was dashed and everybody stops to that.

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Speaker 3: Every legend you can think of, from MLK to well

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Speaker 3: actually they say when they say when old President Barack

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Speaker 3: Obama when he first won, his first stop was being

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Speaker 3: chilly Baba.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, I remember seeing that picture.

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Speaker 3: I remember, yes, yes, my next stop I get to

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Speaker 3: take a little break. But my next stop is in Colleen, Texas.

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Speaker 3: Colleen Texas twice as Funny Comedy Club. That will be

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Speaker 3: October six seven eight, October sixth seven, See that break

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Speaker 3: I get October sixth, seventh and eight, So Colleen, Texas.

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Speaker 3: The Nephew been a long time. I think it's been

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Speaker 3: about what four five years. The Nephew is coming to

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Speaker 3: twice his Funny Comedy Club. That's October sixth, seven and eight.

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Speaker 3: You better get your tickets right now because the food

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Speaker 3: is coming to Texas twice as Funny County Club, Glean Texas. Nephew.

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Speaker 1: Nephew taught me what Nephew, thank you for the next

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject. He's so good at cheating it's scary.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 2: Boy good you're listening.

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show