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Speaker 1: With you. Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's a laser line.

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Speaker 3: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: club and uses this charming pickup.

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Speaker 3: Line on you.

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Speaker 5: Either miss When I saw you from across the club,

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Speaker 5: it reminded me that I watched Star Wars last night

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Speaker 5: and Leah's buns got nothing on yours. Whatever you do,

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Speaker 5: was this the urge to tell him to go back

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Speaker 5: to the bat cave and play with his grappling hook instead,

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Speaker 5: Tell him he's super cute with or without a mask on.

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Speaker 4: And that's when you give him the number to the

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Speaker 4: loser line. So hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 4: that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Blake, this is.

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Speaker 6: From the job there. Remember the second? Can you get

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Speaker 6: me a fake ID? And yeah, I'm going to need

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Speaker 6: it super super quick, Like my parents are going to

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Speaker 6: go to bed around so I could speak out right

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Speaker 6: after that, and like, don't worry, it's it's not like

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Speaker 6: I want to go to bars or anything. It's just

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Speaker 6: that I also want to be speaking at the upcoming

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Speaker 6: city council meeting because there's like there's an item that

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Speaker 6: night about the planting Commission for trees, and I'm very

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Speaker 6: against their proposal. So yeah, like I'll pay the recie

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Speaker 6: for the fake ID or whatever. But yeah, if you

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Speaker 6: want to go green, the cisco ahead and let me

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Speaker 6: know because you could absolutely use your support. Okay, do mother.

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Speaker 7: If people don't have faith in the next generation, I

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Speaker 7: don't know what is wrong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was not what I was doing.

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Speaker 4: I say, giving a nerdy teen who wants to save

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Speaker 4: the environment that I'm the loser line a plus, teach

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Speaker 4: that girl to use her fake I D the right way.

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Speaker 3: Ironically, I bet she would snitch on actual h.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, Tanya, it's right from last night I was.

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Speaker 1: I was buying you drinks. I'm sorry, there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of I'm in a park across from a school. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if if we could go

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Speaker 1: out sometime, if you could go call me when you

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Speaker 1: get a chance, and please stop stop hugging me. I'm

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Speaker 1: not your daddy. I'm not your daddy. He's going over there,

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Speaker 1: I think, Okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: These kids are so cute.

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Speaker 1: I think one of them just misstook me for being

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Speaker 1: one of their parents who just randomly hug music. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you my number, so please give me

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Speaker 1: a callback and and we could go out of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: stop hugging me, get away.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like he's going to be a great father. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: I did not know that.

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Speaker 7: Being a single dad is way hotter than being a

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Speaker 7: single guy hanging out of.

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Speaker 3: That guy had a totally different reaction than Jose would

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Speaker 3: have had.

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Speaker 4: If a random Oh we're a hug I'm a hugger

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Speaker 4: to come here, buddy, where's your mom? As you single,

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Speaker 4: remember you get the special loser line number if you

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Speaker 4: text the word loser l O s e R to

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Speaker 4: seven eight five nine two and hopefully he could call it,

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Speaker 4: leave an awkward voicemail that we could play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 6: So, Hi, this is.

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Speaker 2: And you gave me your number to call you, So

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you and I had taken a ride with

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Speaker 2: you last week.

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Speaker 1: And I'm pretty.

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Speaker 3: Sure that she'll remember that.

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Speaker 1: She'll remember me because.

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Speaker 3: I was the really really funny one.

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Speaker 1: You told me.

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Speaker 3: That your door is a jar, and I told you.

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Speaker 2: Know, that my door is a door.

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Speaker 3: I remember that, like I'm and just you know, like.

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Speaker 1: I'm always that funny like that.

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Speaker 3: I think that's probably one of the reasons why.

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Speaker 1: But you remember right like a door and my door you.

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Speaker 3: Said a jar. I was like, no, it's a door.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: I back my stuff up anyways, because I really like

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Speaker 4: to go out with you again, but.

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Speaker 1: Like not as a passenger, you know, like on an

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Speaker 1: actual date, although I'm totally open to writing you.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, okay, So I feel like she got the

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Speaker 7: same joke lessons that my husband got.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 4: Everybody knows that a good joke isn't good unless you

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Speaker 4: tell it two, three, four times in a single voicemail.

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Speaker 7: And everybody knows the door isn't a jar. Jeffrey was

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Speaker 7: just a door.

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Speaker 4: Oh funny the time.

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Speaker 2: So hey, Sharon, this is you may remember me as

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Speaker 2: mister Spoon did my show on us on the Street

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Speaker 2: Corner the other day and we talked and I appreciate

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Speaker 2: you putting your number in my.

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Speaker 8: Hat, and I'm so excited to call you.

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Speaker 2: And I got some requests that I worked up that

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Speaker 2: you were asking for.

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Speaker 8: And I hope you like him.

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Speaker 2: The first one was that Justin Bieber song Baby Baby Baby.

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Speaker 8: That you wanted me to learn. I learned that and

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Speaker 8: hear how here's how it goes.

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Speaker 2: I got two more for you if you're excited for him.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to do Toxic from Britney Spears and my

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Speaker 2: favorite one that you requested. I can't wait to do

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Speaker 2: is you shook me all night long. I hope you'll

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Speaker 2: call me back and play some more for you from

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Speaker 2: mister Spoon.

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Speaker 7: I want to find that street corner and go tip

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Speaker 7: mister Spoon because that performance was I think.

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Speaker 4: We just found who we need to hire as the

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Speaker 4: entertainer for our Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: I wonder Silent Night I wanted.

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Speaker 7: To make a big time Can you imagine a postalone concert?

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Speaker 8: They're like Spoon solo.

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Speaker 4: Remember you can listen to the Loser Line at this

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Speaker 4: time every week, or head on over to our YouTube

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Speaker 4: subscribe to Brook and Jeffrey.

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