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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we invited

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Speaker 1: the chairman of the Democratic National Committee to join us

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Speaker 1: with an update on what's going on at the convention

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Speaker 1: in Chicago this week. That's all coming up at the

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Speaker 1: top of the hour, But right now it is time

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Speaker 1: for us to ask the CLO our chief love Officer,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. All right, Steve, here we go. This is

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Speaker 1: from Kai and Irving in Irvine. Kai says, I got

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Speaker 1: a flat tire right outside of town, and I was

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Speaker 1: supposed to be at work.

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Speaker 2: I got choed to.

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Speaker 1: A dealership and to my surprise, my husband's cousin works there.

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Speaker 1: He said he could tell I was worried, but my

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Speaker 1: secret is safe with him. Why is he willing to

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Speaker 1: cover for me?

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Speaker 3: What's the secret? You know, there's a lot of information

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Speaker 3: missing in this.

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Speaker 2: Why was she over there? All of that?

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Speaker 3: So she had a flat tie outside.

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Speaker 1: Of town, right outside of town? Yeah, she was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be at work.

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Speaker 2: She was playing from work. Yeah, oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's playing hooky from work.

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Speaker 3: So she's saying to us that she's having an.

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Speaker 1: Affair if you read between the lines, Yeah, yeah, she

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Speaker 1: was somewhere where she wasn't supposed to be she was

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Speaker 1: at work.

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Speaker 2: Her husband thought she was at work.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, your secrets safe with me. That's the

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Speaker 4: set up line, because why is he covering for me?

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Speaker 4: Because if you want to stay covet, it's gonna cost

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Speaker 4: you something. Yeah, sir, So all he doing is letting

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Speaker 4: you know. Yeah I know, and don't worry about it.

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Speaker 4: Your secret is safe with me. That's the set up, okay,

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Speaker 4: because dudes, dudes, we don't that ain't We don't do

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Speaker 4: something for nothing that ain't our makeup.

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Speaker 3: I promise you that's what that is. Yeah. They all

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Speaker 3: belong to me, that's what that is. Yeah, belong to me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you know, I mean hey, I mean since you

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Speaker 4: tip it. Uh yeah, So there you go.

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Speaker 3: They they ain't.

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Speaker 4: Cool, no way. They not cool, no way, because he

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Speaker 4: would have never said your secrets safe with me because

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Speaker 4: he had just shut his mouth and when just low

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Speaker 4: down stink right here. Okay, yeah, trying to play my boy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, Moving on to Griff and Auburn.

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Speaker 1: Griff says, I've been with my lady friend for three

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Speaker 1: years and I've always been a provider. She ordered groceries,

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Speaker 1: so I asked her to order me a few things.

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Speaker 1: The delivery came to her house and she asked me

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Speaker 1: to pay for what I ordered.

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Speaker 2: Does this seem.

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Speaker 4: Right to you?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, split this up.

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Speaker 2: She's selfish.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you can buy her some mach ain't

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Speaker 4: gonna buy you nothing, y'all, just boyfriend and the girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Let's end this now because this ain't going nowhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: this ain't. This ain't going nowhere though. She won't even

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Speaker 4: buy you some food now.

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Speaker 2: But he's always providing for her. Honestly, Hey, your orders here?

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Speaker 4: What is this peanut buddy in him?

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Speaker 2: All right? All right?

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Speaker 1: Celo Moving on to Connie and Laurel. Connie writes, I'm

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Speaker 1: a CNA. That's a certified nursing assistant. I'm a CNA

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Speaker 1: and I'm dating a real estate broker. We went to

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Speaker 1: a corporate event and he said to let him do

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Speaker 1: all of the talking. So I smiled and stared into

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Speaker 1: space when people talk to me. He said, I'm childish

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Speaker 1: for acting like that.

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Speaker 2: What did he expect?

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Speaker 3: Oh, she put on a show. People started talking to her.

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Speaker 2: She would.

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Speaker 3: He's sitting up at hum in the whole time. How

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Speaker 3: you doing, man, what you're doing? What you stop doing?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 3: I'm saying negro spirituals. Why are you talking? Let it alone?

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Speaker 2: He was embarrassed. Yeah, that's what he gets at his core.

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Speaker 2: Pretty then yeah, telling her to shut up let me

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Speaker 2: do all the talking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool, all right, all right, go ahead, do

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Speaker 4: all the damn talking.

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Why would he say that to her?

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Speaker 3: Celo, Well, because he probably know you know what. Come on,

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Speaker 3: you know, maybe you know what. Let me hear you

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Speaker 3: say this.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a couple of things could be going on.

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Speaker 4: He don't want her to blurt out too much information

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Speaker 4: because hen told the people down at the job he's

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Speaker 4: something else. She might say the wrong thing, expose a

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Speaker 4: lie he told. That's number one. He might also think

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Speaker 4: she talked to damn much. That's another thing. And then

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Speaker 4: the third one that we're hoping is you really find

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Speaker 4: but you ain't that bright.

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Speaker 3: But then she got to be bright because she is CNA.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh huh so.

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Speaker 4: I think what you did was absolutely brilliant. Oh hell yeah,

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Speaker 4: Oh you don't want me to talk? Okay, watch this here.

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Speaker 2: Childish come on, but.

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Speaker 4: It's childish and him, why would you take a woman

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Speaker 4: and then tell her let me do all the talk

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Speaker 4: be an arm candy. Yes, now, you can't do people

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Speaker 4: like that. Okay, all right, cool, let me show you

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Speaker 4: how I just be arm camp. Hello, madam, how are

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Speaker 4: you today? I'll be doing chance all kind of stiff.

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Speaker 4: All right, shut your damn up.

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Speaker 1: All right, least one last one, Celo. This is from

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Speaker 1: Amanda in Pittsburgh. I'm a newlywed and we're having our

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Speaker 1: first baby. My husband wants to move back to Alabama

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Speaker 1: so his mama can help with the baby. We can

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Speaker 1: hire help and his mom can come and visit.

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Speaker 2: I am not moving. How do I get him to

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Speaker 2: stop nagging me about it?

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Speaker 4: Ain't nobody going back to Alabama so your damn mama

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Speaker 4: can help with the baby by going down the.

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Speaker 1: Alabama from Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 4: The hell we going back down here, y'all. Ain't got

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Speaker 4: a football team down there. We got pro sports up here. Y'all.

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Speaker 4: Y'all got road tied in the water and were tired

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Speaker 4: of that. I'm not going back down here getting in

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Speaker 4: no damn two O five fight, No hell no, the

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Speaker 4: steamboat coming in.

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Speaker 3: Y'all down there fighting the mont government and all.

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Speaker 1: This here throwing hats up.

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Speaker 3: Now, let's go back to Alabama. We ain't. We ain't

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Speaker 3: going to Alabama. So that's a no, a hard now.

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Speaker 2: So does that make him stop nagging her? That's what

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Speaker 2: she wants to know.

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Speaker 3: He ain't gonna stop. But I'm not moving. You're not

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Speaker 3: non Let me tell y'all something. You cannot make a

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Speaker 3: woman move.

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Speaker 4: First of all, all she got to do is say

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Speaker 4: I ain't packing sugar, honey, ice.

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Speaker 3: On this space right here, you can go back. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they've got a baby now on a family wow.

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Speaker 2: All right, clo, okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour as we

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Speaker 1: switch gears here, d n C chairperson Jamie Harrison will

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Speaker 1: be our special guests. You don't want to miss it.

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