Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser.
Speaker 1: Hello here I am.
Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glazer podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 3: I'm Nicki Glazer. I am in Los Angeles, California, and
Speaker 3: studio at the iHeart Studio podcast studio.
Speaker 1: You look like you were about to say something.
Speaker 2: Brian No, no, I never say anything.
Speaker 1: Brian Frandi is here and he's going to remain quiet.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also returning to the show, who is You've been
Speaker 3: at the same exact studio, last time, friend of the show,
Speaker 3: friend of literally every podcast I've ever done, and friend
Speaker 3: in life. Carlile Forster. Everyone, Carla, happy to be here,
Speaker 3: so happy to have you here. How are you today?
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 3: I usually see you on girls Chat and we're both
Speaker 3: having like existential crisis crises on there.
Speaker 1: I know, I just reading through you and I really
Speaker 1: bring it on there.
Speaker 3: We are. We're the ones where it will be like
Speaker 3: evidence in a trial will be our girls chat.
Speaker 1: Nicki and are the only ones that typically will delete.
Speaker 3: Messages sometimes youre we go like that was just too much.
Speaker 1: I was going to something. But that's a good thing
Speaker 1: about our girls chat. We would have work in entertainment.
Speaker 1: We need a recording of the breakdown no, that's not.
Speaker 3: My problem is that like it'll come back to haunt me.
Speaker 3: It's like, my problem is is that no one needs
Speaker 3: to hear this ship And it's like getting old. It's
Speaker 3: like this is just the same. It's the same thing
Speaker 3: over and over every couple of weeks. I have the
Speaker 3: same spiel, and I can't imagine, Like I almost wish
Speaker 3: that my phone phones could record people's reactions as they're
Speaker 3: reading it, Like there was some kind of thing you
Speaker 3: could put on a text message that will capture the
Speaker 3: just like that would cry you get no, that would
Speaker 3: make it worse. Just Kirsten going like Corey, she's doing
Speaker 3: it again, like them all commoning to their husband. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: can I read this to you? Nicky spiraling.
Speaker 1: The babies inside of their wounds are rolling their eyes
Speaker 1: and rolling. That's so funny because every regnant girls on
Speaker 1: this chat and we're just the wait four yeah, three
Speaker 1: three three sorry why depression?
Speaker 2: Ye what and going down? You're gonna have less and
Speaker 2: less pregnant girls in that chat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, and in a good way, in a
Speaker 3: good way, like they're giving birth.
Speaker 1: Noah is like in labor.
Speaker 2: Right now, she's almost not pregnant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Noah's birthday today, and it would be awesome
Speaker 3: if it was actually her birthday.
Speaker 1: Wow, it'd be cool.
Speaker 2: And we're recording birthday Noah.
Speaker 3: What's the day the twenty second? So Noa's birthday's twenty second.
Speaker 3: Wish her a belated happy birthday. She's due on the
Speaker 3: twenty ninth, so it coould be anytime right now. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel bad, like on girls chat, like why I just.
Speaker 2: Love first birthdays on a first?
Speaker 1: Me too.
Speaker 2: You're a first, My brother's a first. My dog, I
Speaker 2: always say, is a first, even though we don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know, never know. Yeah, but yeah, what's yours?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 2: March?
Speaker 3: March? For some reason, first, I was just saying my
Speaker 3: birthday is like the best.
Speaker 2: Because of that first first is the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels really good. What do you call it?
Speaker 1: I'm November twenty first.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, says twenty one one.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that number.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one one two.
Speaker 3: I know someone you know, someone to Convy gave birth
Speaker 3: to his son last year on February twenty Wait wait,
Speaker 3: oh no, two years ago February twenty second, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: That kids set for life angel numbers.
Speaker 1: That's so that's angel numbers anytime there's like all numbers
Speaker 1: in a row. Like if you look at the clock
Speaker 1: and it's like three thirty three forty four, that's for
Speaker 1: times with you, but then nine, well, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: want six six.
Speaker 3: Six, Oh yeah, that would be seven o six.
Speaker 2: Do you make a wish at at eleven? What does
Speaker 2: that mean?
Speaker 3: Like, well if six six six, if the clock were
Speaker 3: six six o'clock in sixty six minutes, it was.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yea yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever make a wish? I do?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's eleven eleven. Make a wish, that's parents.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. But and I really I love
Speaker 3: it because it's like you could be in the last
Speaker 3: three seconds of eleven eleven and if it clicks over,
Speaker 3: no it doesn't. Like for me, I do a device
Speaker 3: where it's like if it moves over, then the wish
Speaker 3: does not only does it not come true, we definitely
Speaker 3: won't come true. So I have to like make my
Speaker 3: wish fast. I don't have time to like, like I
Speaker 3: just saw a video of Kate Hudson making a birthday wish.
Speaker 3: They were like posted online. She looks adorable, she looks ageless.
Speaker 3: She's it's she's giving Goldie hon, but like ageless goldie hon.
Speaker 3: She's forty five. She blows out her candles and before
Speaker 3: she blows them out, she makes a wish and it
Speaker 3: takes way too long. Uh huh, way too like everyone's
Speaker 3: just sitting around. It was probably like forty five seconds
Speaker 3: of her going.
Speaker 1: You get its second per year of life. That's the rule.
Speaker 1: You said she was forty five, so I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: That's so twenty year old's one. They go. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: someone was slowing out spanking her at the same time
Speaker 1: forty five times. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, my mental health was bad this morning and
Speaker 3: was just like I just piled on pretty hard and
Speaker 3: then I slept obviously, and then it feels better.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's sometimes what.
Speaker 2: Its David method, which is take a shot.
Speaker 1: That really does help. The world is a dark place
Speaker 1: whenever you're underslept.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, it's off.
Speaker 3: You're underslept like crazy cause you work all the time.
Speaker 1: I work early as a waitress from a day job,
Speaker 1: and then I'm also a comic, so I'm up late
Speaker 1: and people are like, how do you do it? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't sleep.
Speaker 2: I don't do it, underslept and slept on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have bags under my eyes. No, you really don't.
Speaker 3: You have like that perfect little like like it's not
Speaker 3: a bag. It's like a fold, but it's like a thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but the bag gat under your eyes,
Speaker 3: it's a bag.
Speaker 2: It was really good.
Speaker 3: Oh. Thanks, What did you guys do this weekend? You
Speaker 3: were in Indianapolis?
Speaker 2: I went back to Indianapolis, returned to uh, Benedict Polizzi's homeland.
Speaker 2: How did we say his last name? I said Politzi,
Speaker 2: Benedict Polizzi's homeland. It wrong, He's saying it right.
Speaker 3: Later when he said it's Polizi, I just go, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he went back to Italy, they'd smack him
Speaker 2: around for something shut and.
Speaker 3: He would come from that very turned on by that.
Speaker 3: He loves, he loves he's raised by I think a
Speaker 3: strict mom. Not a strict mom, but he likes punished.
Speaker 2: Aunt Lydia type.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't know who that is, but continue.
Speaker 2: So I asked about Benedict's when I was there. I said, so,
Speaker 2: what do you guys think of Benedict? And across the board.
Speaker 2: He's the best, sweetest guy, nicest guy. You expect him
Speaker 2: to be a piece of shit because he's so hot,
Speaker 2: and then he proves.
Speaker 3: Again naturally hot. Yeah he's achieved this, you know. So
Speaker 3: he's a good person ultimately, but he's and he does
Speaker 3: not come across as someone who thinks he's hot at all.
Speaker 3: But yeah, if you saw just his profile pictures, I'm
Speaker 3: sure he has a good bumble or whatever that's charming,
Speaker 3: but like, yeah, he does.
Speaker 2: He has every right to be me being med.
Speaker 3: I love when people are just nice. I just got
Speaker 3: because I love it in myself that when I hear
Speaker 3: stories about myself from the past and I was nice
Speaker 3: to people, Like a girl just wrote to me and
Speaker 3: was like, Hey, I just want to reach out to you.
Speaker 3: I am am a comic in New York City and
Speaker 3: I bark for shows, which, if you don't know, it's
Speaker 3: like when people stand on the corner and hand out
Speaker 3: tickets to go show comedy show you like comedy, you
Speaker 3: want free comedy ticket? Yeah, comedy taping tonight. Dave Chappelle
Speaker 3: might be there, he.
Speaker 2: Will Chappelle, Chris Rock, Dan Cook. These are comedians that
Speaker 2: I know, and they will not be at the show tonight, yep.
Speaker 3: And so she said that I was with a bunch
Speaker 3: of other guys who also barked for years in New
Speaker 3: York and we were talking about and this is all
Speaker 3: just like, Hi, Nikki, I just wanted to write you
Speaker 3: and let you know that I used to bark in
Speaker 3: New York for for tickets for shows. And I was
Speaker 3: recently at hanging out with some other guys who did
Speaker 3: the same thing, and we were talking about comedians who
Speaker 3: were really mean to us when we walked by. So
Speaker 3: we accidentally barked them, and they were like, I'm a
Speaker 3: comedian and I'm just like holding my breath, like, who know,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm not that's I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: self aware. But then she was like, and one time
Speaker 3: I accidentally barked you and said, like, do you want
Speaker 3: to come to the show?
Speaker 1: I should look it up because I want.
Speaker 3: To get it right. But she act, which, by the way,
Speaker 3: I've heard stories about like comedians going into shows that
Speaker 3: they're on like your face is on the poster, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: And then the person's like, excuse me, now, do you
Speaker 3: have a ticket for the show?
Speaker 2: Oh god?
Speaker 3: And they go they fucking and they freak out, freak out,
Speaker 3: but I don't expect anyone to know who I am either, literally,
Speaker 3: so yeah, I'm on.
Speaker 1: The show and they go, okay, sorry, like.
Speaker 2: It's one time. I was like really traumatized trying to
Speaker 2: get into the improv because the door guy was literally
Speaker 2: was like who the fuck are you? And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm on the show at the lab and he's like,
Speaker 2: you can't just walk in here, and I was like
Speaker 2: I didn't, I'm talking to you right now. And then
Speaker 2: he's like you can't just walk and I was like
Speaker 2: and then I tried to make a joke to light
Speaker 2: in the situation, and I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm just pretending like I'm a like I'm a guy,
Speaker 2: like I'm a big guy or whatever, and he's like, well,
Speaker 2: you aren't anybody, so you can't walk in here. And
Speaker 2: I was like, well, yit, I'm not trying it. And
Speaker 2: then he tried to play it off like he was
Speaker 2: joking around and he started laughing like ah ha, you're
Speaker 2: in here, you know, and I was just like this
Speaker 2: is so awkward and uncomfortable. I never want to come
Speaker 2: back here again.
Speaker 3: I got into an almost altercation similar to that this
Speaker 3: weekend on the road we were flying out of the
Speaker 3: Buffalo Airport. Shout out to Niagara Falls in Buffalo area
Speaker 3: for coming to the show at Seneca Casino on Saturday
Speaker 3: night was fucking dope. So was Wakegan an amazing show
Speaker 3: and then last night at the Paramount in Huntington, New York.
Speaker 3: Amazing amazing shows this weekend. But leaving Buffalo at the airport,
Speaker 3: so like, you know, you're about to walk through the
Speaker 3: metal detector and there was like there's TSA machines on
Speaker 3: both sides, so like people are just kind of filing
Speaker 3: into one line and me and this guy came in
Speaker 3: at the same time, and I didn't see him at first,
Speaker 3: and so I just kind of accidentally butted in front
Speaker 3: of him, and so I I just like went through quickly,
Speaker 3: like kind of danced like oh sorry, like I didn't
Speaker 3: see you, you know, like kind of went through the
Speaker 3: machine like like give bit like that, and the guy,
Speaker 3: the TSA agent on the other side of the machine goes,
Speaker 3: I see what you're doing there, don't try to don't
Speaker 3: try to trick the machine, And I go, what so
Speaker 3: if you think if you think I'm trying to trick
Speaker 3: the machine.
Speaker 1: You should have me arrested.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should literally go back back in the bowels
Speaker 3: of this airport and anally probe me to if you
Speaker 3: think that I was just doing a little dance to
Speaker 3: get He goes, that tricks the system, and I go,
Speaker 3: do you think I know that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I got such an attitude with him and I go, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was just He goes, you're trying to trick the system.
Speaker 3: I go, no, I'm not. I was trying to be
Speaker 3: friendly to the guy I butted in front of me,
Speaker 3: and he was like, well that that, uh messes with
Speaker 3: the machine and you can uh, you're trying to bypass.
Speaker 3: You're trying to bypass the security. And I go, no,
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I literally got that bit. I go no,
Speaker 3: I wasn't. Yeah, and he goes, well, you can't do
Speaker 3: it that way, and he goes go back through and
Speaker 3: I go, I will, and I go I was. I got.
Speaker 3: There were and there were fans. I could tell that
Speaker 3: people recognize me in line. I don't know why this
Speaker 3: never happens to me, but there was a couple and uh,
Speaker 3: and I saw them see me get an attitude with it,
Speaker 3: and I didn't even give a fuck. I was just like,
Speaker 3: I hate this guy so much. I really wanted him
Speaker 3: to have me pulled away, like this woman's a problem.
Speaker 3: I was having that Tom Singer a moment of like,
Speaker 3: I'm so it's sick of being talked to like I'm
Speaker 3: doing something wrong when I was. I was literally trying
Speaker 3: to do something right by being like I am friendly
Speaker 3: coming through. I don't so if you want to bypass
Speaker 3: the security machines, go through teeter tottering Pinocchio dance, Yeah,
Speaker 3: just like that.
Speaker 2: What needs to do.
Speaker 1: That's all I got to do.
Speaker 2: Is stop doing the monkey bar.
Speaker 3: Well no, that's why they run through the tires in
Speaker 3: that obstacle. Course that's the same motion I did.
Speaker 2: Was my god.
Speaker 3: And but just but if he.
Speaker 1: Does think I'm trying to do that, then you should
Speaker 1: pull me aside.
Speaker 3: So you really didn't think I was doing it, because
Speaker 3: so you're just a liar. This guy was such an asset.
Speaker 2: It was like that Luis c kjoke. I think it's
Speaker 2: Luis c k Who's who said they he had like
Speaker 2: a bottle of something. Oh yeah, he likes to do clay.
Speaker 2: He's talking about how he likes to do clay. And
Speaker 2: then he tried to bring the clay out play looks
Speaker 2: like bombs, and then they were like, you can't bring
Speaker 2: this on the plane, and then he was like okay,
Speaker 2: and then they threw out the clay and then they
Speaker 2: let him on the plane. And he's like, look, it's
Speaker 2: either a bomb or it's not. Like if I tried
Speaker 2: to bring a bomb onto the plane, you should just
Speaker 2: throw out the clay and then let me go on
Speaker 2: the plan.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's so, because do you don't think I have
Speaker 3: a backup? Yeah, if that was my bomb.
Speaker 2: Or at least I'm a guy who's trying to bring
Speaker 2: a ball.
Speaker 3: You just threw a bomb in a trash can. Don't
Speaker 3: you think I could possibly detonate inside there? That is
Speaker 3: so funny and so nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, this girl wrote to me I found it.
Speaker 3: She said, Hey, I was talking to a comedian barking
Speaker 3: for stage time in the village and he was telling
Speaker 3: me about comedians who were mean when they barked at
Speaker 3: them by mistake. And then there's two line breaks. Oh shit,
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was just so and there's no it's
Speaker 3: hey exclamation marks, So that does connote I'm nice?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 3: It reminded me years ago. I was barking on McDougall
Speaker 3: and I barked you by mistake. You were literally the
Speaker 3: banner of my Netflix at the time. I was so embarrassed,
Speaker 3: but you said something along the lines of, don't worry
Speaker 3: about it, you're doing great, and it meant so much
Speaker 3: to me. Really kept me going through that stage of
Speaker 3: comedy when it feels like people don't even see you.
Speaker 3: So thank you very much. Hope you are well.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: I know I share these things sometimes, but sometimes I
Speaker 3: question if I'm a good person, and then something like
Speaker 3: that comes back and you're like, Okay, good, I was nice,
Speaker 3: even though I know that I would be time someone
Speaker 3: would bark me, I would and they go, oh sorry,
Speaker 3: they'd recognize me. I go, why would you ever? Of course,
Speaker 3: you're just mindlessly out. You're saying it to everyone. It's
Speaker 3: not like you're looking for comedians tonight like insult. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I've heard some horror stories of comedians being so
Speaker 3: mean to people because they didn't recognize them. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I could be as famous as Taylor Swift and I
Speaker 3: would still be like, like she does, Hey, I'm Taylor.
Speaker 3: She introduces herself as Taylor. It's like like a human,
Speaker 3: like a human, YEA have to Speaking of Taylor Swift,
Speaker 3: I'll just briefly say that the Torture Poets Department is out.
Speaker 3: It has been out since I guess Friday night, twelve
Speaker 3: am Eastern, and I have so much to say about it.
Speaker 3: I will be recording a solo episode or possibly with
Speaker 3: someone else that's the Swifty in Canada and Norhadidi. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna record it tonight, just audio. You don't have to
Speaker 3: be involved. I don't want, I don't No one can
Speaker 3: be involved. It's just I was gonna bring talk about
Speaker 3: it today and do some points, but I'm like, they
Speaker 3: both don't know what I'm talking about. I need to
Speaker 3: get really in depth. It's just gonna be a very
Speaker 3: Swifty episode.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna be in depth discussion of Torch Poets Apartment.
Speaker 3: If you're looking for any criticism of it, you're not
Speaker 3: gonna find it. No, not even a single word, because
Speaker 3: I have nothing bad to say, because why would I what.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be another sound bite in a
Speaker 1: Taylor's well that also.
Speaker 3: But I asked also like there's no reason for negativity.
Speaker 3: If you think there are too many songs on this album,
Speaker 3: why are you complaining there's two? Just don't listen to
Speaker 3: the song?
Speaker 2: Is it a double album?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh how many songs?
Speaker 3: And I say that with so much love, saying bitch
Speaker 3: like she's my friend. She thirty one songs, Bask and
Speaker 3: Robin this shit, she really sixteen first at midnight and
Speaker 3: then at two am, two am, because she kept doing two's.
Speaker 3: She kept doing peace signs throughout the tour at the
Speaker 3: fucking Grammys, always giving these peace signs and everyone was like,
Speaker 3: what is this peace sign And everyone kept saying, no,
Speaker 3: it's just gonna release the reputation with torch poets, and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a double ab. Everyone like
Speaker 3: she would not be doing these post malones doing the
Speaker 3: two He did it at the super Bowl when he
Speaker 3: did like, she had everyone doing this and so it
Speaker 3: was the double album because she did it from Midnight's too.
Speaker 3: She is locked into giving us clues double albums the
Speaker 3: rest of her life. That's thirty one songs. Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: fans went from having it like we have so many
Speaker 3: things in our head already and thirty one more songs
Speaker 3: and they are dense lyrically, so it's like it's it's
Speaker 3: I heard an ABC News report this morning on my
Speaker 3: Instagram that was David Mirror, who I love, and he's
Speaker 3: like reporting on it, like he's reporting on the Gaza strip. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: like your shirt and he's just like, uh, if it
Speaker 3: was the morning after the release, He's like, if swifties
Speaker 3: are tired at where, if you are you working with
Speaker 3: a fellow swifty and they're tired at work, please forgive them.
Speaker 3: And I felt so seen like it's really is daunting,
Speaker 3: but in the best way. I am having the best
Speaker 3: week because of it. That's all I'm gonna say. I
Speaker 3: will get into it, but it is like soothing to
Speaker 3: my soul. That was this morning when I was on
Speaker 3: the Girls Chat, I said, I can't even listen to
Speaker 3: her shift for now.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad.
Speaker 3: I don't even want her to be associated with this
Speaker 3: feeling I'm feeling.
Speaker 2: It's like someone gave you a big giant cake and
Speaker 2: said you have to finish the whole cake, and so
Speaker 2: you're gonna like each piece of the cake, but it's
Speaker 2: gonna take you some time.
Speaker 1: Totally. It's it's so I don't have anything that I
Speaker 1: love that much. I know how so many.
Speaker 3: I was listening to Chris's radio show today and they
Speaker 3: were talking about how like they've never been excited about
Speaker 3: the release of something ever in this way I have.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: It was when The Avalanches came out with their second
Speaker 2: album after their first album, which was in It was
Speaker 2: two thousand and one, was their first album, and it
Speaker 2: took them sixteen years. Who take come out with their
Speaker 2: second album? Oh my god, the second album was It
Speaker 2: didn't it didn't match the first album, but it didn't disappoint.
Speaker 2: And that's really after sixteen years.
Speaker 3: That's incredible. I've never even heard of them.
Speaker 2: I've never heard any the Avalanche.
Speaker 3: What about Husky Night Husky Rescue. Yeah, Husky Rescue is
Speaker 3: I mean that was stuck in Carlisle's car. She had
Speaker 3: a car that the CD would not come out, so
Speaker 3: you only could listen to this album by the Rescue.
Speaker 1: It's a great album.
Speaker 3: It was really good. It was soothing, and Sarah McLaughlin
Speaker 3: was also in that.
Speaker 1: You had like a term changed situations, so you had
Speaker 1: a choice four albums, four Husky albums. Sarah McLaughlin was one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like if they came out with the new music,
Speaker 1: I'd be very excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only person that to me is like my Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift is but not but Mariah Carey. But they're like
Speaker 1: whole Mariah Carey songs I've never even heard right, right,
Speaker 1: So I'm not near as much as if.
Speaker 3: Well it is it. There were there Taylor Swiss songs.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that really, like, you know, not never,
Speaker 3: I've heard everything, but like that, I don't like if
Speaker 3: she were to play it as a secret song, I
Speaker 3: kind of go, I don't know, I can't sing one,
Speaker 3: and it's like embarrassing. But yeah, did that happen on
Speaker 3: the tour, Yeah, a lot, a lot. Yeah, And now
Speaker 3: I know those songs because I would hear them kind
Speaker 3: of for the first time, not really the first time,
Speaker 3: but like actually hear them for the first time, and
Speaker 3: and then I would get really into it. One of
Speaker 3: those songs, if you're swiftly listening, is begin I guess
Speaker 3: I saw that one like front row and was like
Speaker 3: kind of sad that she picked a song that I
Speaker 3: didn't really know, and then I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 3: and then but yeah, there's a lot that I don't
Speaker 3: know because there's so much. I think she has at
Speaker 3: this point probably four hundred songs out there, around three
Speaker 3: hundred and four hundred.
Speaker 2: That and the Beatles have a lot of songs, And
Speaker 2: I thought I knew every Beatles song, and then I
Speaker 2: have this piano book that's called The Beatles Complete, which has.
Speaker 3: Every song you have the Beatles car my parents do, yeah.
Speaker 2: And I you know, I just sometimes flip through it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll play these and then there's like dozens
Speaker 2: and dozens of songs that I'm like, I've never heard
Speaker 2: of this ever. Yes, yeah, most of them are from
Speaker 2: their early days. Like it's not gonna be like there's
Speaker 2: a song from the White album or something that's but like, man,
Speaker 2: I think maybe like a hundred songs in there. Then
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've never even heard the song. I don't know,
Speaker 2: can find it.
Speaker 1: There's so many songs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I wrote one song, and I feel so
Speaker 3: accomplished and I can't even imagine. And she definitely she
Speaker 3: wrote thirty one songs for this album, but she definitely
Speaker 3: wrote more than that. I mean, like it takes a
Speaker 3: lot to get I think people think that she just
Speaker 3: put every song she wrote. I guarantee you she wrote
Speaker 3: thirty one other songs. There's something that she's still writing
Speaker 3: that are going to appear on an album one day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she writes a song every day. I'm guessing that's how
Speaker 3: she processes her life and her thoughts, Like she definitely
Speaker 3: is writing constantly. And it's just you.
Speaker 1: Make a joke every day, not really, not really, I
Speaker 1: mean it's a conversation. Yeah, you don't even realize. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's strange.
Speaker 3: I just did a Luis cy K but that if
Speaker 3: I would have just followed it through, I could have
Speaker 3: gotten to the same place here. Isn't that so interesting?
Speaker 3: Like when you not that I would if I did
Speaker 3: that at joke, someone would go, hey, Nikki, someone has
Speaker 3: that joke. But that there are opportunities for jokes literally everywhere,
Speaker 3: and I just dropped that.
Speaker 2: That one pisses me off. Yeah, it's like, man, why
Speaker 2: couldn't I think of that one? Yeah, it's not genius
Speaker 2: like he is.
Speaker 3: Well you are, though, like you just haven't tapped into
Speaker 3: the same thing that he's tapped into something like he's
Speaker 3: just he's found I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: The flow, Like if you tried masturbating in front.
Speaker 2: Of people, I did, and it made me less fun.
Speaker 3: I saw the clip the other day of him saying, like,
Speaker 3: you know, addressing that it was on my Instagram, and
Speaker 3: he's like, if you want to massabrate in front of someone,
Speaker 3: ask them and then if they say yes, ask them again,
Speaker 3: and then just don't do it. Yeah, and don't don't
Speaker 3: trust that they really And he's right, like, just don't
Speaker 3: because you don't know why they're saying yes. It could
Speaker 3: be because they just feel uncomfortable or whatever. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: but then he does also says that he has He's like, uh,
Speaker 3: everyone knows my thing. We all have a sing and
Speaker 3: he's like, opec Yeah, Obama knows my thing. This was
Speaker 3: the funniest line because it's just that taking that to
Speaker 3: the next level. Everyone's already laughing at everyone knows his thing,
Speaker 3: even like a little kid on a plane is like,
Speaker 3: did Mama, that's the guy that jerks off in front
Speaker 3: of women or whatever? But then the saying Obama and
Speaker 3: you're like, Obama does know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? I wrote a song?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's whenever I see like a baby shoe on
Speaker 2: likelying like it's a missing Oh yeah, it's such a
Speaker 2: sad sight. I have a song I always sing when
Speaker 2: I see the shoe?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: I'm kind of embarrassed to sing it, but I know
Speaker 2: because I think people will start singing the song. It's
Speaker 2: baby shoe, Yon, baby shoe lying on the street. How
Speaker 2: did you yon, baby shoe fall off the baby feet?
Speaker 3: That's beautiful. It's like a really that looks sounds like
Speaker 3: an old nursery rhyme during the plague.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's how I invented that wrote that baby yon.
Speaker 1: Baby shoes yonby shoes.
Speaker 2: Your I don't know. Wait, I think it's an old
Speaker 2: timey word.
Speaker 3: Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's so funny. Did it
Speaker 3: just come out one day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw it and I was walking down
Speaker 2: the street because I do talk to myself a lot
Speaker 2: when I'm walking around. I mean, i'd have that thing
Speaker 2: where I try to be in someone else's conversation later
Speaker 2: or if I'm walking down the streets of New York City,
Speaker 2: I try to say something to myself that someone will
Speaker 2: turn and then later on they'll be like I heard
Speaker 2: some guy in the street yelling at someone on the
Speaker 2: phone about there's too much orn in his soup or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I just heard that humming to
Speaker 3: yourself is a really good thing to do. Really, that
Speaker 3: you can't think and hum at this you can't ruminate
Speaker 3: and hum at the same time, which I don't think
Speaker 3: is true. Man. But you're supposed to hum to yourself
Speaker 3: when you're really because it actually stimulates your vagus nerve
Speaker 3: and it actually feels the way your mom's voice felt
Speaker 3: when you were in utero, and it's very comforting, so
Speaker 3: you feel like it's kind of like this buzzy vibration.
Speaker 2: It's like within you, and then it stops you from
Speaker 2: hyper focusing on things. Yes, I need that so bad.
Speaker 1: Just hum yourself. I do that anyway throughout my day.
Speaker 1: It's probably a soothing technique that you've learned.
Speaker 2: How does it too? She's humming all the time.
Speaker 1: Really, sometimes I do it like around other people if
Speaker 1: there's like a quiet moment that they know that, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not in a bad mood. Is that weird?
Speaker 3: No, that's so codependent.
Speaker 1: But yes, it's not even like an awkward silence that
Speaker 1: I'm trying to feel. I just don't want them to
Speaker 1: think that I'm like, yeah, mad, No, it actually happens
Speaker 1: at work, work around some boy which enneagram are you
Speaker 1: two uh nine?
Speaker 3: Note Ninemaker, Well, yeah, I mean I had a makeup
Speaker 3: artist that would do that. Like I could just tell
Speaker 3: she didn't like awkward silences.
Speaker 1: She would just go.
Speaker 3: Every time every time she's doing any of my makeup,
Speaker 3: and it's like too silent because she just needs to.
Speaker 3: I think she the type of person she is, I
Speaker 3: think is this similar where it's like she has to
Speaker 3: make sure people know she's not mad at them or
Speaker 3: like not in a bad mood. It's kind of like
Speaker 3: that guy on Love on the Spectrum, Remember when he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm very excited and he's like, oh talks like this
Speaker 3: and he alway says hot fives and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: and I bring joy to the world and that's what
Speaker 3: I do. And the girl is kind of talking to
Speaker 3: him and going like, hey, do you He's like, I'm
Speaker 3: just worried if it gets quiet that that I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna know what to say. What do I say if
Speaker 3: it gets quiet on my date? She goes, you know,
Speaker 3: you can just like not talk, and he's like, but
Speaker 3: but I bring joy to the world and he's like
Speaker 3: and his realization when she was just like you don't
Speaker 3: always have to say something all the time to And
Speaker 3: because he's he grew up up with a bomb that thought,
Speaker 3: you know, because he had autism. He was just they
Speaker 3: were so worried about him all the time. So he
Speaker 3: had to always project that he was okay and he's
Speaker 3: happy and he's in a good mood. And yeah, that
Speaker 3: sucks when you have to pretend like you're in a
Speaker 3: like that you have to your your mood is so
Speaker 3: volatile to people, or that you sense that it is
Speaker 3: that you have to like calm other people down around it.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's interesting and it bleeds into my personality in
Speaker 1: a way that like just because I've worked in hospitality
Speaker 1: for so long and just like your whole day is
Speaker 1: just like smiling and yeah, and like you know it
Speaker 1: just you just become a people pleaser, like you just
Speaker 1: kind of have to be. God, my face hurts at
Speaker 1: the end of the day from smiling. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: And I hate that I'm causing wrinkles, like not for
Speaker 1: a joyous reason, but just because I'm like placating your
Speaker 1: gluten free order whatever the fuck, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like just smiling extra hard.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's helping you though a little bit to smile.
Speaker 2: It's maybe in subconsciously it's telling your brain that.
Speaker 3: You're happy even though you're not smile, and then your
Speaker 3: brain will think that you are.
Speaker 1: Something like that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to smile way more.
Speaker 3: I am too.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to actually get those crows feet activated
Speaker 3: because I've noticed in all my pictures because of botox,
Speaker 3: I have like dead eyes when my rest of my
Speaker 3: face will be excited, and it's like I like having
Speaker 3: a little bit of like a crinkle here crow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's it shows that you're like that you have
Speaker 3: like warmth in you, like I think I think there's
Speaker 3: a warmth in a crinkle in an eye. And that
Speaker 3: is a Taylor Swift lyric. There's a crink, there's a
Speaker 3: crinkle lyric. And I know, if you're Swift, you're thinking
Speaker 3: about it right now, and.
Speaker 1: So am I.
Speaker 3: We will talk more about all of this and less
Speaker 3: about Taylor Swift because I'm gonna do. It's the episode
Speaker 3: fully dedicated to it later this week after this. All right,
Speaker 3: So what happened in Indianapolis?
Speaker 2: Right? So my Indie calamity, So Indianapolis. I love the Colts, Okay,
Speaker 2: but when it comes to Indiana, I think I'm more
Speaker 2: of a Bloomington, Indiana guy than an Indianapolis guy. Indianapolis
Speaker 2: is not the best city in Indiana, I don't think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's the Bloomington.
Speaker 2: Is Bloomington, I mean, if you want to call it
Speaker 2: a city, it's the college town. Yeah, and it's in
Speaker 2: the most beautiful county in Indiana, I believe.
Speaker 3: Have you been to all of Indiana though, like these
Speaker 3: statements of like it's the best, you know.
Speaker 2: I've been to a lot of Indiana. We went to Gary.
Speaker 1: We did go to Gary.
Speaker 2: I've been to the Indiana Dunes. I've been to Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: I've been to Monroe County.
Speaker 3: Do you think of another city in in the Indiana
Speaker 3: besides Gary and Indianapolis?
Speaker 2: Tara hate that.
Speaker 1: I do know that one.
Speaker 2: That's where death Row National death Row is whoa Yeah,
Speaker 2: So if they you know, if you want to go
Speaker 2: visit that, you can.
Speaker 1: Evansville.
Speaker 2: You can get a Viata Evansville.
Speaker 1: That's good. Last food capital Evansville.
Speaker 2: They have a college too.
Speaker 1: It's where they test every.
Speaker 2: Produces to college.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, what what's what's there?
Speaker 2: I forgot where it is? West Lafayette.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so Indiana a fan, I'm.
Speaker 2: A fan, not a fan. Any Their food is not
Speaker 2: usually good. There's some good places, but we went to
Speaker 2: this place that was recommended to us by the audience.
Speaker 2: Not a good sign. Like I feel like you can't
Speaker 2: trust an audience recommending you any dinner options. Really why well,
Speaker 2: because it just doesn't usually work out. We went to
Speaker 2: this place and it was just like packed and it
Speaker 2: was like a bar after sports place. But anyway, I
Speaker 2: ate it. And my real calamity was my hotel was
Speaker 2: pretty expensive and it was not a great hotel. My
Speaker 2: bathroom wasn't like updated, and my toilet wouldn't flush. So
Speaker 2: the whole weekend, I'm just like using that toilet and
Speaker 2: it's just like filling up with stuff and like you
Speaker 2: can flush it a little bit after things like break
Speaker 2: down for a while, but I'm just like I'm paying
Speaker 2: like whatever, like three hundred dollars a night. I should
Speaker 2: have a toilet, Yeah, I should.
Speaker 1: Crazy, did you call the front desk?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Because I was like, well, this is no.
Speaker 3: This is a behavior that you repeated over and over
Speaker 3: and that one night you couldn't sleep because there was
Speaker 3: techno music the hotel that we were staying at, and
Speaker 3: you didn't sleep the whole night, and I go, why
Speaker 3: didn't you call the front desk? And you were like,
Speaker 3: I just thought it would stop eventually.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. I'd stopped shipping.
Speaker 3: Okay, you this is you need to hum, and you
Speaker 3: need to you need to hum.
Speaker 2: Really thinking was I'm going, I'm not going to be
Speaker 2: here for that long. I can have a non functioning
Speaker 2: toilet for three days.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been there.
Speaker 3: I'm projecting. I get what you're doing here.
Speaker 2: And then we went to this place, the Slippery Noodle,
Speaker 2: and I got food poisoning.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that sounds disgusting, the Slippery Noodle exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got food poisoning, and so I had to eat.
Speaker 2: It was a it was like French onion soup, a
Speaker 2: baked potato. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it was the soup really wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And so I had to puke and I
Speaker 2: had to puke in the tub because my toilet was
Speaker 2: filled with ship.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Brian, I am so disturbed by this.
Speaker 2: It was this kneeling down on a pillow puking in
Speaker 2: the tub all night next to a pile of my
Speaker 2: own ship.
Speaker 3: Oh you pregnant? This sounds like the problems on the
Speaker 3: Girls Chat. Everyone everyone like this is ridiculous, I know.
Speaker 3: And so the chunks of puked.
Speaker 2: And then I turned on the shower to wash away
Speaker 2: the puke, and the steam from the shower made the
Speaker 2: fire alarm go off so much pain. I'm writhing in pain.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get the fire alarm to turn off,
Speaker 2: puking in the tub. And what's ironic about it, alanis,
Speaker 2: is that there was a fire convention, a fire department
Speaker 2: convention in Indy that weekend in the hotel. This hotel
Speaker 2: was filmed the hotel. Can we name check it? No?
Speaker 1: Sounds like it?
Speaker 2: No, I love it.
Speaker 3: But those are like three hundred Yeah, this is your moment,
Speaker 3: that's what. But this that you did not say, hey,
Speaker 3: can I get a plunger or something like? That's at
Speaker 3: the very least like when I when I poop up
Speaker 3: a toilet, I don't let them do it. I just
Speaker 3: say bring me a plunger. You know, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Over time, because over because it was like almost fine,
Speaker 2: because over time, if you just let it sit there overnight, it.
Speaker 3: Would finally like start to think.
Speaker 2: And then yes, so it's like, you know what, it's
Speaker 2: not like it's overflowing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I lo something I've changed about my life. And
Speaker 3: I like, I was just saying on the Girl's Chet
Speaker 3: today that I don't think I've changed in the past
Speaker 3: five years at all. Like I look at pictures, like
Speaker 3: in terms of looks, I've changed, but like I eat
Speaker 3: the same things, I wear, the same things, I sit
Speaker 3: the same way, I talk the same way.
Speaker 1: It's called having a style and a personality.
Speaker 3: I don't think it is like it's it's all the
Speaker 3: stuff I'm ashamed of though, Like I'm I was looking
Speaker 3: at a picture of my green room from three years ago,
Speaker 3: and it's the same, Like dinner I'm eating, it's just
Speaker 3: the same bullshit. Like it's just look, I look immature,
Speaker 3: Like I'm just stunted.
Speaker 2: I don't have to be a creature of habit. It's
Speaker 2: comforting and I get.
Speaker 3: That, and I very much am, but I want to
Speaker 3: just evolve, and I just think my personality has not
Speaker 3: changed at all. I don't think I've become more tolerant,
Speaker 3: more nice, more like less depressed. Like I'm just like
Speaker 3: kind of in the same rut of that stuff. But
Speaker 3: that's that's beside this point. Something that I do think
Speaker 3: I've changed recently is that I don't totally trash my
Speaker 3: hotel room, like it's not I if I, you know,
Speaker 3: I buy a bunch of new makeup and I take
Speaker 3: it all of that out of its wrappers, and I'm
Speaker 3: doing all my makeup before show. Usually I have come
Speaker 3: back home and it would just be a nightmare in there,
Speaker 3: and then i'd clean it up. I wouldn't even clean
Speaker 3: it up. I'd eventually, you know, leave it for the
Speaker 3: maid and then put down a twenty to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's going to clean up after me. Now, I put
Speaker 3: everything in a trash can as soon as I unwrap it,
Speaker 3: Like my hotel room looks kind of presentable. And I
Speaker 3: think it's because I'm scared I'm going to die and
Speaker 3: I don't want people to see. That's that's more of it.
Speaker 3: Like I just think someone's gonna have to like come
Speaker 3: get me in my hotel room, and I don't want
Speaker 3: them to be like disgusted by it. So I think
Speaker 3: that's probably keeping me doing it.
Speaker 1: There's always those death pictures like Britney Murphy's death.
Speaker 3: Or like oh, yeah, Whitney her bathroom. Everyone was like,
Speaker 3: it's a mess, and I was like, I look so
Speaker 3: organized to me. Why are there so many products just
Speaker 3: scattered about?
Speaker 1: Just that is the because they're nominator, there's so many products,
Speaker 1: and because they don't have minimalist style, and.
Speaker 3: Because they're crazy, because this business makes people crazy. Yes,
Speaker 3: and you become an order and you get tons of
Speaker 3: products sent to you all the time, new, and you
Speaker 3: feel bad saying no because this is a five hundred
Speaker 3: dollars value just two years ago. I would have done
Speaker 3: anything for that. I kind of afford that, and so
Speaker 3: now I'm getting it for free, so I'll say yes
Speaker 3: to it, and then you get it, and then you're like,
Speaker 3: I have to post about it. And then they follow
Speaker 3: up and they go, hey, have you gotten the product?
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.
Speaker 3: I haven't had a chance to use it. I'm on
Speaker 3: the road, And then you just keep ignoring their dms
Speaker 3: because you feel bad you haven't used it, and even
Speaker 3: if you do, you don't really like it, and you
Speaker 3: don't even know how to talk about it because you
Speaker 3: don't even think your skin's that good to even promote it,
Speaker 3: because people are gonna be like, why would I even
Speaker 3: want Niki lazer skin, so you feel like ashamed that
Speaker 3: you even are someone who should promote something skincare wise.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think that's it. But yeah, I've just started.
Speaker 3: And I used to always if I pee, I'd never
Speaker 3: flush if I'm staying in my own apartment or hotel,
Speaker 3: until like that's like environmental reason lazy, Like I just
Speaker 3: don't care about like having to turn around touch a
Speaker 3: toilet first of all. I just I don't like washing
Speaker 3: my hands either in my own apartment. So I'm just
Speaker 3: like I don't need to add germs to this because
Speaker 3: if I flush toilet, I have to wash my hands.
Speaker 3: And if I don't flush toilet, I feel like.
Speaker 2: I'd flushing with your shoe.
Speaker 3: That's a little much for like the little tiny silver
Speaker 3: handle on the side, and sometimes it's like a dot
Speaker 3: on the top, you know, button all the time.
Speaker 2: I hate the button on the stick my finger.
Speaker 1: Every new toilet. That's such a good point.
Speaker 2: I know it's disgusting. It's too hard to push and
Speaker 2: you wind.
Speaker 3: Up and they're split sometimes because one is like from
Speaker 3: and you're lying, I have nails, you know, gross it
Speaker 3: is with nails in your nail scrapes. I get a
Speaker 3: manic and they get the dirt out from under my nails.
Speaker 3: It's one of the most embarrassing moments in my life.
Speaker 3: And I always forget to, like, do it pre before
Speaker 3: going in. It's like getting the toilet paper out of
Speaker 3: your vagina before you go to the gecologist. And I
Speaker 3: always for I do that. I always think about.
Speaker 2: That, it's clean your hotel room before you die.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I started flushing right away, but I'll go
Speaker 3: to the toilet. I'm like, oh my god, it's like
Speaker 3: doesn't have piss and paper, and it makes me feel
Speaker 3: better about myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I clean up like wrappers and stuff. But in hotel rooms,
Speaker 3: I used to just trash them because it was like
Speaker 3: who cares seeing you gotta do not in a way
Speaker 3: that's like dirty where the maid is like you oh
Speaker 3: in for instance, it's other niche stuff that you leave.
Speaker 3: It's other day. I was in New Orleans and I
Speaker 3: was leaving my hotel room. I gotta show you this
Speaker 3: picture and I spilled. I set a water bottle on
Speaker 3: my bed and I spilled it and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh fuck, you know, and I uh and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, the maid is gonna think this is piss
Speaker 3: because also spray tan had been on that area too.
Speaker 3: Of it's like right where I was sleeping, so it
Speaker 3: looked like orange, and then it was like so much water,
Speaker 3: so it looked like just a huge bladder full of piss.
Speaker 3: So I wrote something I'm just realizing is so racist.
Speaker 3: I assumed they speak Spanish and that's really ignorant. But
Speaker 3: I think I had encountered them already. I think I
Speaker 3: encountered the maid already, and she was, oh, yeah, actually
Speaker 3: had because I asked for where the gym was, and
Speaker 3: the woman that was doing the rooms no obla on glace,
Speaker 3: so I looked up, it's water, not pee. I'm sorry, Okay.
Speaker 3: I wrote it with a tip o, my god, because
Speaker 3: I just didn't want her to go like, you know,
Speaker 3: like I'm sure they're used to it, but like that
Speaker 3: gives her a little piece of mind.
Speaker 2: She wasn't thinking that one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: What it was right where I was like would be
Speaker 3: laying and it had like a.
Speaker 1: Tint to it.
Speaker 2: You spilled water on the bed.
Speaker 3: That had a tint to it because it was on
Speaker 3: the spraytnd that I'd already okay, deposit one hundred percent
Speaker 3: she would have thought it was I.
Speaker 2: Bet you she wouldn't have even clocked it, like they
Speaker 2: just stripped the bed and throw it in there. But
Speaker 2: now there's a note making them acknowledge that there is
Speaker 2: a stain on this.
Speaker 3: And I can't believe I didn't even put it in
Speaker 3: English too, like that is I'm such a piece of shit,
Speaker 3: But I really do see. I do think I knew
Speaker 3: she really was, Like I would not have done that
Speaker 3: had I not known. But I think I was also
Speaker 3: thinking about my joke killing myself in a hotel room
Speaker 3: and writing and writing in Spanish, like a note on
Speaker 3: the door that says someone's dead in here, like and
Speaker 3: I would I would write because I wouldn't want them
Speaker 3: to like, oh, find me, because that's disturbing. So i'd
Speaker 3: want them to call like a corner.
Speaker 2: Just but do not disturb thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I didn't do a background like the exclamation point
Speaker 3: upside down, which I always think that's such a fun
Speaker 3: thing about the Spanish language.
Speaker 1: And I didn't even do.
Speaker 2: It on their m wasted opportunity.
Speaker 1: Bad call.
Speaker 2: You should have done it in a different they should
Speaker 2: have done in like Russian or something, and the confused.
Speaker 3: I don't even know that I knew this woman spoke Spanish.
Speaker 3: I just figured she did.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the documentary on Netflix called Working
Speaker 1: that Obama did And they follow workers like in a hotel,
Speaker 1: and it starts with like the maid and then it
Speaker 1: goes to like the chefs, the majer deed, and it
Speaker 1: goes all the way to the top and the hotel owner.
Speaker 1: But anyway, the maids what stock out to me. They
Speaker 1: said that rarely people say hello to them or even
Speaker 1: look at them, like as they're working, as you're passing
Speaker 1: a maid, like in a hall, So you should always
Speaker 1: them and say like good morning, because like they're people.
Speaker 3: I look at eye contact every time because there's a
Speaker 3: part of me that doesn't want to look at them,
Speaker 3: because I'm embarrassed of what they have to clean up
Speaker 3: of mine of other people's, and I'm like, I feel
Speaker 3: sorry for them, and that's like such a like who
Speaker 3: am I to be? Like your life is so sad?
Speaker 3: So I always make a point to look at them
Speaker 3: because I'm like there, and I want to be like
Speaker 3: and there, and I want to wink at them a
Speaker 3: little bit like you're about to get a little treat
Speaker 3: in that room, some piss and a tip because I
Speaker 3: did put money on that too. By the way, there's
Speaker 3: a there's some money on that.
Speaker 1: Picture, which is so nice because nobody ever does that.
Speaker 3: Everyone needs to tip this morning, I couldn't because I
Speaker 3: didn't have any cash, and I want to call the
Speaker 3: hotel and just be like, is there a venmo for.
Speaker 2: The That would be nice. Nobody has money anymore. They
Speaker 2: need to start.
Speaker 3: Having like a yeah, everyone needs a venmo. But the
Speaker 3: thing is if you don't, if you don't have you know,
Speaker 3: change or whatever, just go down the front desk and
Speaker 3: tell them to you know, get change at the front
Speaker 3: desk before you check out and then they'll put an
Speaker 3: envelope and write it on.
Speaker 2: But there should be in your room. Absolutely, lets you tip,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't need my hotel room anymore.
Speaker 3: You guys telling me that I can hang up my
Speaker 3: towel and reuse my toe to save the environment. And
Speaker 3: there's like a little picture of a seal with it,
Speaker 3: like we're doing our best. No, you don't want to
Speaker 3: hire enough people and you want to save money on
Speaker 3: cleaning on water and yeah.
Speaker 1: You're pawning it off and being environmentally conscious.
Speaker 3: It's such bull And there's literally a picture of a seal,
Speaker 3: like this guy is going to live. We're not going
Speaker 3: to club him to death because we're so angry that
Speaker 3: we have to pick up your towels. But I do
Speaker 3: reuse towels like crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They could say that about anything too. They could
Speaker 2: be like, we only put one pillow in your room
Speaker 2: because we want to save the.
Speaker 3: Geese, and thank you for thank you for joining us
Speaker 3: in this fight. They always make you like, oh that
Speaker 3: you volunteered somehow. Yes, yeah, it's that's bullshit.
Speaker 2: It's like what if I'm a Republican, right, I don't
Speaker 2: give a shit about the gee.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: Not only but everyone doesn't anymore, No, because it's all
Speaker 3: seems to not be going very well. But that's beside
Speaker 3: the point. There's a new Tailor Swift album. Things are
Speaker 3: looking up.
Speaker 1: What was that I was going to say, we're talking
Speaker 1: about hotels. Yeah, last weekend I had an experience where I.
Speaker 3: Was promised this place to stay and you were working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I would have given anything for a hotel.
Speaker 1: I would have taken a brind FRANGI hotel with shit
Speaker 1: in the toilet. Yeah, you would have slept in that
Speaker 1: puke tub. It was hilarious because I got this gig
Speaker 1: so I do service industry stuff. All right, the jig
Speaker 1: is up. I'm telling you. Whenever I'm not a comic.
Speaker 3: The is up. So you've been trying to pretend like you.
Speaker 1: I keep like, we keep talking about like kind of
Speaker 1: what I do for work, but then like not. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm a server. So I got hired to do this
Speaker 1: gig at Coachella, and they told me to leave early
Speaker 1: enough to be there to work the day, like you know,
Speaker 1: as a bottle service waitress, bartend or whatever. So to
Speaker 1: beat the traffic, we had to leave at three am
Speaker 1: in the morning. Damn I'm driving. I get to the desert. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to beat the traffic. And then so the they were like, well,
Speaker 1: there's this airbnb where all the girls can crash to
Speaker 1: like sleep before we work this party. And we're supposed
Speaker 1: to be bottle service too. We're supposed to be like
Speaker 1: hot and cute with like a cute outfit here for Celsius.
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, it was like the Celsius event and they
Speaker 3: gave you like Celsius clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was like these leather booty shorts and like,
Speaker 1: what did you do with that?
Speaker 2: Out?
Speaker 3: But did you have to give it that?
Speaker 1: So have it? Do you want it?
Speaker 3: I was just like saw the outfit and I was like,
Speaker 3: that's kind of cute.
Speaker 1: What do you do with it?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: It was so fun Like the experience was so good,
Speaker 1: but I just thought this was so funny because like,
Speaker 1: we literally show up to this airbnb at five am.
Speaker 1: It's still dark outside, and they're just like all the
Speaker 1: lights are off, everybody's clearly sleeping at this house, and
Speaker 1: our information is just that this is where we're staying.
Speaker 1: So we start like knocking on the door and this
Speaker 1: disheveled man answers. It's like one of the bartenders, because
Speaker 1: there were bartenders that went up the day before to
Speaker 1: like set up for this event. Yeah, and he's just like, oh, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: we thought you guys were going to be here later.
Speaker 1: Oh there's no beds and I'm with four girls and
Speaker 1: we have like all our like blankets and bags and stuff.
Speaker 1: Thank got I thought to bring like blankets and a
Speaker 1: pitch job and they were like he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like some pool chairs.
Speaker 3: She had to sleep when I got damn a pool
Speaker 3: chair and she didn't sleep because you you had to
Speaker 3: work at What time did you have to be up
Speaker 3: to start?
Speaker 1: I mean we had to be the thing at eleven
Speaker 1: thirty and be all at five. Yeah, so we got
Speaker 1: there at five, So we're just sitting on lap? How
Speaker 1: does that even work?
Speaker 2: How could this be worth it? I know it was paid.
Speaker 1: We got paid, you did, yeah, and I got a
Speaker 1: free tea pain concert. Don't be jealous. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3: When I go to these like swanky events sometimes like
Speaker 3: celebrity events where there's like it's a big deal and
Speaker 3: everyone's having the time in their life, I do feel
Speaker 3: bad for like the caterers. Sometimes I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: so cool they get to be here, But I feel
Speaker 3: like I would I would feel.
Speaker 1: If I were that.
Speaker 3: I feel so resentful of Like who do these people
Speaker 3: think they are? I'm just as good as you and
Speaker 3: you no idea I'm wearing a Selsias shirt or whatever.
Speaker 3: Like you don't feel like they treat you bad or
Speaker 3: like they ignore you.
Speaker 1: No, they were nice. I mean like it was just
Speaker 1: like getting paid to go to a concert. Really, like
Speaker 1: the day part of it was fun, right, But like
Speaker 1: and I also feel like I time traveled because I
Speaker 1: haven't like done bottle service in a long time, haven't
Speaker 1: been asked, and so you.
Speaker 3: Just like.
Speaker 1: Just be like a hot girl and like the outfit
Speaker 1: again just like dancing and vibeing a tea pain, which
Speaker 1: that was the music that was there whenever I did
Speaker 1: bottle service. So like that song, I was like, I
Speaker 1: like the bar tender. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah
Speaker 1: those like that was me again, just like sling, but
Speaker 1: every song was a banger. You almost me think that
Speaker 1: was a hit for a second, and like he did
Speaker 1: do baby.
Speaker 3: That is cool when you go to a show and
Speaker 3: you go, I'm not gonna know any of that. You
Speaker 3: go and I got they had won so many hits.
Speaker 1: Literally everyone was a hit. Yeah. But to get to that,
Speaker 1: we just sleep in the pool chairs, which was hilarious,
Speaker 1: which was like this scene of just like a nice
Speaker 1: ass pool, like waterfalls, going, hot tub everything, and there
Speaker 1: was like beer cans all spread around like you could
Speaker 1: tell they had like partied the night before. Somebody enjoyed
Speaker 1: the airbnb. Yeah, but I didn't sleep because I was
Speaker 1: just like I have to start rolling my hair and
Speaker 1: like somehow look hot. God is lifelike and drink so
Speaker 1: much Selsia, do you feel like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did that get you through? Oh? Kay? I
Speaker 3: had one last week and I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: like it went right through me, right through me.
Speaker 1: It's it's a great it's a clean you know it's clean.
Speaker 1: It's not like a monster.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I forgot what. Oh Like, I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm stressed out about even hearing that story because
Speaker 3: I would have had so much dread of like this
Speaker 3: day where I'm gonna I'm not gonna be I have
Speaker 3: I'm on no sleep, I'm already tired, and then I
Speaker 3: went to this thing. I got no sleep and then
Speaker 3: I have to look hot and then I have to
Speaker 3: like so much dread. Just how long? And is there
Speaker 3: an end in sight?
Speaker 2: Do you do?
Speaker 1: You do you know when it's over?
Speaker 3: Because that's I think that's my biggest thing in life
Speaker 3: is I need to know when things are over, and
Speaker 3: if I do, then I'll be okay. Like when I
Speaker 3: do meet and greets, I don't mind doing meet and greets,
Speaker 3: but I want to know how many people are left
Speaker 3: and not because I'm like, I can't wait till it's over.
Speaker 3: Just it just gives because sometimes the meet and greet
Speaker 3: line like snakes around and I will be like looking
Speaker 3: at Matt, like how many more? Not because I'm like
Speaker 3: I hate this. I really just want to see an end. Ye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never hard out with anything of service. It's like,
Speaker 1: well we got to see when everybody clears out of here,
Speaker 1: and then we got it. Well, you know, we got
Speaker 1: to pack up all these tables and then once we
Speaker 1: get the bottles loaded back into the truck, like you
Speaker 1: just never really know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyone who works in the service industry shout out
Speaker 3: to you for like not there's cool and knowns about
Speaker 3: the service indury industry. I think, like not for your
Speaker 3: job right now, because you guys like just pull all
Speaker 3: your tips together and and so it's like at the
Speaker 3: end of the night, I guess it's always different, but
Speaker 3: it's not like based on your performance what you get,
Speaker 3: not that it ever is because they've done studies and
Speaker 3: waitresses who are really nice and do the best job
Speaker 3: ever make the same tips as or like maybe sometimes
Speaker 3: less tips than people who are straight up rude or
Speaker 3: just like have no personality. It's like there's no really
Speaker 3: like science to it.
Speaker 1: It's random.
Speaker 3: But I did like that part about waitressing that every
Speaker 3: time there was a little dopamine hit of like seeing
Speaker 3: what they left and the the you know, it's like
Speaker 3: a roll of the dice of like what's it going
Speaker 3: to land on? And there's never you can never expect
Speaker 3: it or but it's it's random enough that I think
Speaker 3: scientists would probably deem it a good thing as for
Speaker 3: a dopamine hit, because it's not you can't count on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it doesn't give you every time, and that is
Speaker 3: a fun part about it, whereas a salary job is
Speaker 3: just like I just know.
Speaker 2: What gets Yeah, I don't see like you're.
Speaker 1: Motivated at all because you're just like phoning it in
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 3: That would be nice too, because if you just I
Speaker 3: do envy people who have jobs that they don't have
Speaker 3: to take home, and I know that's a rare thing
Speaker 3: than we all think it is, because most people's work
Speaker 3: does follow them home, even if you're a waitress, yes
Speaker 3: and shake it, like what follows you home as a waitress?
Speaker 1: I mean literally sorry to say it really is true.
Speaker 1: Not offended by anything. Server if you call me ma'am,
Speaker 1: that's only but like, really I will remember something once
Speaker 1: I'm home, like, oh, I forgot to bring them honey. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: Like something like that will pop up and I hate
Speaker 1: that it lives in my brain, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It sucks.
Speaker 1: It gets so fast, like what we do, especially this
Speaker 1: restaurant where I work, where like everybody comes all at
Speaker 1: once to power lunch and then they're gone. So it's
Speaker 1: like all twelve o'clock and one, Brian, you came in
Speaker 1: eight lunch. There you saw. I actually want to hear
Speaker 1: about your experience of what you saw. But like there's
Speaker 1: times whenever people ask you something and you're walking into
Speaker 1: the computer to ring it in and then somebody else
Speaker 1: comes up and tells you something, Hey, your table needs whatever,
Speaker 1: and then then fuck, I forgot that thing. It's like
Speaker 1: when you're in a document and you cut it and
Speaker 1: then someone asks you something and then instead of paying
Speaker 1: it somewhere, you don't never paste it and it's just
Speaker 1: lost in the world. Yes, that is why.
Speaker 3: That is literally, that is literally why I've forgotten to
Speaker 3: do roast jokes. Minutes before I was completing my set
Speaker 3: to turn in for the prompter, I mean like an
Speaker 3: hour before the show cut a joke that was one
Speaker 3: of my favorite jokes I've ever written. Yes, and I'm
Speaker 3: on the dais and Jeff Ross does a joke about
Speaker 3: the similar topic that just reminds me of the joke
Speaker 3: and I've already done my and I go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: where's where's that joke? And it's just like and there
Speaker 3: was there's gambling involved where I'm just like, well, or
Speaker 3: negotiating in my mind of like well, maybe like because
Speaker 3: this edits together later, I can just like do can
Speaker 3: I just ask them if I can go back up
Speaker 3: and do it because it's so essential. It's like that
Speaker 3: that happens all the time with cutting and pasting.
Speaker 2: There's there's supposed to be a thing called a clipboard,
Speaker 2: which is an invisible thing on your computer that has
Speaker 2: all this stuff that they cut, and I feel like
Speaker 2: that's impossible to access. It's gone and only keeps one thing,
Speaker 2: the last thing that you cut. There needs to be
Speaker 2: a feature where you can retrieve all the things that
Speaker 2: you've cut that have been lost into the space of HM.
Speaker 3: Well last night talk about wasting time on online. I
Speaker 3: tried to make a I did make a reel with
Speaker 3: all these pictures of me from that Matt takes on tour.
Speaker 3: They're amazing, and I rarely post them all because I'm
Speaker 3: usually like when I see pictures from the past weekend,
Speaker 3: I'm always just like, oh god, you look like that.
Speaker 1: I need time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was like, oh, I have all these pictures.
Speaker 3: And there's like this new Taylor Swift song that is
Speaker 3: about performing when you're depressed and shout out to all
Speaker 3: the Swifties who are like, Nikki, you are going to
Speaker 3: love I can do it with a broken heart because
Speaker 3: it is about you know. Part of the song is
Speaker 3: like I'm so depressed. I act like it's my birthday
Speaker 3: every day. And she's just like she's talking about how
Speaker 3: I can do it with the broken heart. She's like
Speaker 3: hitting her marks.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 3: I'm a real tough kid. I can handle my shit.
Speaker 3: They said, baby, you can make it till you think it.
Speaker 3: So I did lights camera, bitch, smile even when you
Speaker 3: want to die. He said, he loved me for all time.
Speaker 3: Then the lights were good. It's all just about like
Speaker 3: she's going through heartbreak. But she's on Ararastur, which is
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna get into it later on the
Speaker 3: other podcast, but it's incredible because anyone who's seen her
Speaker 3: on Aerras tour Me Twelve Times Gonna be fifteen after
Speaker 3: the summer she she was performing depressed. I did predict it.
Speaker 3: I did say there was a sadness I could sense
Speaker 3: at some points, because why wouldn't there be. And I'm
Speaker 3: a performer. I know what it's like to perform when
Speaker 3: you're depressed. It doesn't mean that you're having a bad
Speaker 3: show and that the whole time you're like, I wish
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be on stage. It takes you out of it,
Speaker 3: but you if you're if you're pro, you can do
Speaker 3: it with a broken heart, which she says that, and
Speaker 3: even at the end of the song, she's like, come
Speaker 3: for my job, like you can. I'll I'm the best
Speaker 3: at this. I can do this no matter what. I'll
Speaker 3: always be able to perform, no matter what's going on
Speaker 3: in my life.
Speaker 1: And it's so good.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I took that song and I was like,
Speaker 3: people are using it in reels a lot, so I
Speaker 3: was like, I need to get on this fast because
Speaker 3: this is don't I don't want like just people who
Speaker 3: are like, oh, this song's fun that don't even like
Speaker 3: Taylor to like beat me to it and then I'm
Speaker 3: just jumping on this trend. So I made a I
Speaker 3: spent two hours yesterday making reel. It's so hard to
Speaker 3: time things and to edit on the Instagram app, but
Speaker 3: I don't have editing software, so I can't do it elsewhere.
Speaker 2: Get cap cut, cap cut.
Speaker 1: Everybody said, is capcut cap cuts?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's all I needed, but I ended up
Speaker 3: I ended up being like, okay, I have I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send it to like someone to make for me,
Speaker 3: but then I would have to say this picture. Then
Speaker 3: I went it on lights camera bitch, smile and then
Speaker 3: on smile. And I can't trust other people's sense of rhythm,
Speaker 3: which even if you watch it it's slightly often it
Speaker 3: bugs me so much that it's slightly off. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: if you zoom in on a picture on reels to
Speaker 3: be like you crop it, it does like a weird
Speaker 3: glitchy thing when it switches to it, So you have
Speaker 3: to edit all the photos beforehand to be the right
Speaker 3: size because you can't crop within it. Why can't they
Speaker 3: just fix it and make it better? I mean, cap cut, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll do it on cap cut, but it took me.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was like four hours of my life
Speaker 3: doing this dumb thing that's gotten a thousand likes, which
Speaker 3: seems like a lot, but it's not. When I posted
Speaker 3: a lot of like you know, I think I posted
Speaker 3: three hours ago and I have a million followers, it's
Speaker 3: like that's not worth it.
Speaker 2: No story of I have so much to do. That
Speaker 2: was such a shame. I mean, it's just that's the
Speaker 2: industry though. Also now it's like we'd our whole job
Speaker 2: is to create content for Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, that's all
Speaker 2: we have. That's all we can do now, constantly, and
Speaker 2: it's never ending.
Speaker 3: It's we talked about it with Benedict, it's not it's
Speaker 3: once you post something, it's like what's next. And that's
Speaker 3: the same thing with the business of like if I
Speaker 3: do a show, if I have if you know, I
Speaker 3: did three shows this weekend that were like amazing, the
Speaker 3: crowds screaming, like so much adoration, like so much pomp
Speaker 3: and circumstance, and then it's just like, all right, what's
Speaker 3: that's done? Now those people will it's it's over.
Speaker 1: We live in this age and it's good and bad too,
Speaker 1: because like you know, whenever we were growing up, we
Speaker 1: would have killed to be on TV and have our
Speaker 1: own TV show. It's like, well, guess what, now you
Speaker 1: have your own TV show. There you go, Instagram, you
Speaker 1: have your own channel. Go. Now what are you gonna do? YouTube?
Speaker 2: Go? That's not what the dream.
Speaker 3: Well, you really can make anything.
Speaker 1: You can anything.
Speaker 3: Not at the level you want to make it up,
Speaker 3: but you can. If you want to make a movie,
Speaker 3: you can shoot a movie with your iPhone.
Speaker 1: If YouTube would have been around whenever I was a child,
Speaker 1: I would be so famous right now. Really all I
Speaker 1: did was make content and movies and like with like
Speaker 1: a home, you.
Speaker 3: Don't have time around, would you would you want to
Speaker 3: do it now if you have time?
Speaker 1: No, I feel so silly being my age and like
Speaker 1: trying on wigs and being different characters, Like.
Speaker 3: But is that what you want to do characters?
Speaker 1: And it like no, like I've you know, I struggle
Speaker 1: with this, like what to put out because it just
Speaker 1: feels silly, But like what takes off is that is
Speaker 1: the wigs and the character.
Speaker 3: Yes, people love you know.
Speaker 2: It's so funny when a guy puts a towel on
Speaker 2: his head and pretends to be his mother and listen,
Speaker 2: some of.
Speaker 1: Those things hit like you thought somebody like it. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they hit and like this one's really funny, but totally
Speaker 1: look at the other ones and you're like and then
Speaker 1: it's so there's a girl who just sits in her
Speaker 1: car and just goes like, hey, she'll just don't do
Speaker 1: the most dane observations, but I'm addicted to it. I
Speaker 1: forget her name, but she just does what did she
Speaker 1: do a thing about the other day? It was it's
Speaker 1: just like there's a new term called yapping, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty much like what we know yapping as is
Speaker 1: like girls just talking too much. And it's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's it's like catchy now to be like, oh she's
Speaker 1: a yapper, I'm a yapper.
Speaker 3: We're all yappers. And like there's a picture of Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift talking like her mouth is open and while she's
Speaker 3: out to Nobo with Travis Kelcey and someone was like, oh,
Speaker 3: we've got a like grade a yapper on her hands.
Speaker 3: It's like every every like every jock guy needs a
Speaker 3: yapper girlfriend. And so it's just like we're yappers, and
Speaker 3: it's it's kind of like an endearing term. It's not
Speaker 3: like a like, oh, she's just a fuckingah. It's actually
Speaker 3: like it's cool to be a yapper, but this girl
Speaker 3: is just like she just she just does I don't even.
Speaker 3: But it's in her car, which is now the new thing,
Speaker 3: and the still for it is a very sexy picture
Speaker 3: of her in the mirror, a sexy selfie, and then
Speaker 3: it's not anywhere in the content. No, that's a new
Speaker 3: that's a new trick.
Speaker 2: I don't like that one.
Speaker 3: I I like it because you know why, you can't
Speaker 3: get back to it and if you really want to
Speaker 3: see it, you're gonna have to like screenshot it like
Speaker 3: a loser. So like you can post a hot picture
Speaker 3: without it being like look at me. So it's just
Speaker 3: like the subtle hot thing that's just a blink, and
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I like, well, I can't. I can't utilize that trick
Speaker 2: in my social media.
Speaker 3: So you can just take a hot picture of girl
Speaker 3: a different girl. Yeah that's true, you can't use that,
Speaker 3: but you you know, you have other things going. Yeah
Speaker 3: I don't know what, but you got that just kidding,
Speaker 3: but yeah, you're man like, we all have our things
Speaker 3: and we go why do they get to do that?
Speaker 3: And we don't get to like you don't have to
Speaker 3: look on.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have to look at like anything. I
Speaker 2: don't even go on camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good point, but yeah you.
Speaker 2: Do and we're on camera.
Speaker 3: Literally fuck and your hat matches your shirt?
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah?
Speaker 1: You like coordinated?
Speaker 2: This hat is awesome. Shout out to Ink and Stitch,
Speaker 2: a local La embroider shop. It's the best. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is what local businesses. Everyone loves local businesses, But
Speaker 2: going to a place like Ink and Stitch, I realize
Speaker 2: how awesome local businesses can be when there's a passionate
Speaker 2: business owner who actually cares about what they're doing, as
Speaker 2: opposed to like going to lids and having some nineteen
Speaker 2: year old who goes to West LA Community College be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll make your stupid fucking hat.
Speaker 3: People that like like their jobs and are and what
Speaker 3: we were just talking about, like we feel sorry for
Speaker 3: like people like I wouldn't want to work here, But
Speaker 3: then people you walk in these places and they're like
Speaker 3: happy that they're working there, Like we worked at a
Speaker 3: venue last night, the Paramount Theater in Huntington, and we
Speaker 3: go to these theaters all the time in casinos and
Speaker 3: like people are just like they hate their jobs. You know,
Speaker 3: it sucks like working a union gig sometimes at these
Speaker 3: theaters and these guys are disgruntled and like kind of like,
Speaker 3: don't tell me what to do and little gruff. But
Speaker 3: these people are so nice, so excited to have us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everyone who works there is not that you can tell
Speaker 3: the just whoever's the boss of that place, whoever is
Speaker 3: at the top, is probably a good person because it's true.
Speaker 1: Down and everyone's happy.
Speaker 3: And we were like, we it's so weird. We had
Speaker 3: to even note that these people were just like basically decent.
Speaker 3: Like we were like, you guys are so nice, and
Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, we just like we all hang out
Speaker 3: out outside of work, Like we just all all we
Speaker 3: like who we are and we like what we're doing.
Speaker 1: We're not yearning for more.
Speaker 3: This is enough and we make enough money and like
Speaker 3: or at least they seemed to be, and they were
Speaker 3: so freaking nice.
Speaker 2: Well that's what happens when you pay your employees a
Speaker 2: living wage and give them if you know.
Speaker 3: It was funny because they don't well no, they do,
Speaker 3: but we were like, it's so great here. Like it
Speaker 3: was two guys in like the doorway and one of
Speaker 3: them is probably like more of the you know, more
Speaker 3: in charge of like more of a boss situation, what's
Speaker 3: senior position? And then the other one was like not
Speaker 3: as much, and and the other guy was like a
Speaker 3: little like just had a little personality quirkiness that was
Speaker 3: a little different, but like nothing bad or anything, but
Speaker 3: just like just a different vibe. He took a picture
Speaker 3: with me and was like, I'm such a fan. I
Speaker 3: love you so much. But we got to talk about
Speaker 3: your feet, like what's going on with your feet? Like
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to connect with me and like
Speaker 3: met but it was just a weird moment. But I
Speaker 3: do I really do like that guy.
Speaker 1: What's going on with your feet?
Speaker 3: I think he just wanted I think he just wanted
Speaker 3: to prove that he was like a next level fan, right,
Speaker 3: not the best way to do it, but and I
Speaker 3: was like, actually, I love my feet and I'm never
Speaker 3: getting them operated on because I like the pain of
Speaker 3: them being massage. And that shut him up real quick.
Speaker 3: He was like, Okay, let's get a picture. I'm done
Speaker 3: with this conversation. So then but these guys were and
Speaker 3: we were like, we love this vibe so much. Here
Speaker 3: you guys just seem great, and he's like yeah. The
Speaker 3: senior guy was like, yeah, we all hang out like
Speaker 3: we're all going bowling tomorrow, and the guy behind him goes,
Speaker 3: you are he goes yeah, he goes yeah, we talked
Speaker 3: about it on the slack and he goes, there's a slack.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was so funny because then when they left, me
Speaker 3: and Ari were just like, oh, boy, Like that was
Speaker 3: such a funny moment where we're like, it's so cool
Speaker 3: that you all like work together and love each other
Speaker 3: and this one guy's clearly been left out of all
Speaker 3: of this stuff.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: It was just a funny moment. But I'm sure he's
Speaker 3: on the slack now.
Speaker 2: Ari Finling, who also went to Indiana University.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, I always forget that about him, even though
Speaker 3: he literally told me that twelve hours ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I love Ari so much. Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 3: take a break and come back with more after my death. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was a massive weekend of Waukegan, Illinois. On Friday.
Speaker 2: Did you see the falls?
Speaker 3: Yes, you did, drove past them on Saturday in Senecool, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they I didn't see, like the big part of it.
Speaker 3: I think I thought we thought we were going because
Speaker 3: the guy had picked up at the airport and was like,
Speaker 3: you guys want to see the falls. It will just
Speaker 3: take five minutes. And we're like, we love a five
Speaker 3: minute tourist. Yeah, destination, that's all it takes. And then
Speaker 3: we just kind of drove through and then we never
Speaker 3: ended up parking, and then we were at the casino.
Speaker 1: We were like, did we see it?
Speaker 3: Like I saw it just kind of like rapids, but
Speaker 3: I didn't how.
Speaker 2: Close was the casino to the falls?
Speaker 3: Five minutes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you see. That's one of the things. The
Speaker 2: Niagara Falls is a situation that actually helped establish more
Speaker 2: national parks and federal park lands in America because people
Speaker 2: didn't like how Niagara Falls was capitalized on by different businesses.
Speaker 2: Like if you go to Niagara Falls, it doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like a park. It feels like there's like the Vegas
Speaker 2: Strip right next to the falls, oh, ruining the nature
Speaker 2: and the pristine you know, sites that you can see,
Speaker 2: but you know, adding a lot of money to the region, right,
Speaker 2: and so all their places are like, you can't do
Speaker 2: this here, You're not going to do this with the
Speaker 2: Grand Canyon imagine you go to the Grand Canyon and
Speaker 2: like surrounding the ridges, there's like a casino on the ridge.
Speaker 2: That would be terrible.
Speaker 1: It'd be jumping into the canyon because they lost all
Speaker 1: their money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, No, that's what people do it Niagara Falls
Speaker 3: because there's so many casinos around. They have suicides for
Speaker 3: people losing all their money. And then if you so,
Speaker 3: it empties out into Canada, I guess. And if you
Speaker 3: try to commit suicide and you sometimes people survive the falls,
Speaker 3: you owe Canada money because they had to like fish
Speaker 3: you out, like you there's one way where it's like
Speaker 3: it's almost like fifty to fifty where it's like there's
Speaker 3: a way you can go off the falls where you
Speaker 3: probably will survive. Or so that's what the driver was
Speaker 3: telling us, and Annia was like, so do they always
Speaker 3: do it in a barrel?
Speaker 1: Somebody wanted to kill themselves have to go get a barrel?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that all we had to do is
Speaker 2: shut down that barrel store and people stopped.
Speaker 1: Killing themselves, saved so many lives and closed that barrel.
Speaker 1: So it's true, but but this did it in a barrel, right,
Speaker 1: I mean I think it was just like, but it's
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 2: Big thing in the thirties people there's gonna go over
Speaker 2: the edge of the falls.
Speaker 3: It was like, so where do they so the barrel?
Speaker 3: How does that work?
Speaker 1: Its way?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: It was so cute.
Speaker 3: And then she told me a story when she was
Speaker 3: there that before I went on stage. She was like,
Speaker 3: because I go, I don't have anything to say about
Speaker 3: this region, and I want to say something to like
Speaker 3: about a joke about their area. People love that. I
Speaker 3: couldn't think of anything, and she was like, well, last time,
Speaker 3: I remember being on tour here and driving through and
Speaker 3: there was a blizzard and people in Buffalo were like,
Speaker 3: you got to watch out for the black guys. You
Speaker 3: got to watch out for them. And she was like what.
Speaker 1: And then it ended up it was black eyes.
Speaker 2: Right, the black eyes are slippery.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I made the joke of like, oh I
Speaker 3: could I was. I was like, you should tell that.
Speaker 3: That's really funny, Like it's just a funny quip, and
Speaker 3: she was like, oh no, I'm not, no way, that's
Speaker 3: like so racist, and I'm like, no, it's I don't
Speaker 3: think she said that was so racist, but she was
Speaker 3: like I could never meaning like it would offend people.
Speaker 1: It's like, who does that offend?
Speaker 3: It sounds like black guys and it's black ice, Like
Speaker 3: is that offense? Like I'm having trouble discerning. Let me
Speaker 3: just like take a brief moment and say that I
Speaker 3: saw I watched a roast clip of mine the other day.
Speaker 3: Like it just came up, and I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what you owe you? You never watched this ever
Speaker 3: since you did it, Like you've never literally watched the roast.
Speaker 3: You never watched a clip of it, like you don't review.
Speaker 3: Let's just see what you did. Because someone quoted a
Speaker 3: joke to me the other day and I didn't remember
Speaker 3: saying it.
Speaker 2: What is it? Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite jokes. I believe I wrote it.
Speaker 3: I think it's one of mine because I do get
Speaker 3: help on the roast, but this one I believe was
Speaker 3: one of mine. It was like Pete david Since here
Speaker 3: I go, Pete Davidson live from New York.
Speaker 1: It's not your dad. I think that's so funny.
Speaker 3: But anyway, that's crazy to say to someone. First of all,
Speaker 3: that's insane. I don't know what's wrong with me. Like
Speaker 3: I was watching, I told I said to Alec Baldwin,
Speaker 3: which I love this joke too, but it was the
Speaker 3: clip that I watched was like, it's such an honor
Speaker 3: to be here, wrote roasting like Hailey Bieber's fattest, dumbest
Speaker 3: uncle or something like. It was just like it was
Speaker 3: way better than that, But it was like, how dare you? Like?
Speaker 3: It was for the first time ever that I was like,
Speaker 3: who the fuck do you think you are?
Speaker 1: Like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't because people keep going like you're an assassin.
Speaker 3: You say things that no one else will say, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, do I really like? I think people say
Speaker 3: pretty offensive things on these roasts. I don't think I'm
Speaker 3: like going the next level. I think it's just because
Speaker 3: I looked like I wouldn't because I have blonde hair
Speaker 3: and a nice smile or something. But do I think
Speaker 3: there is something sociopathic about me? Because I don't when
Speaker 3: I watched it. But I go heavier and I even
Speaker 3: pull back more than there's some jokes I write that
Speaker 3: I'm like that I just can't be done, and but
Speaker 3: I just I was having this. So then we're but
Speaker 3: back to the black eyes thing. Okay, right, So I
Speaker 3: said it would be funny to say, like, you know,
Speaker 3: in a blizzard, people don't have to tell you to
Speaker 3: watch out for black guys because they stand out a lot.
Speaker 3: And they go like Matt and not. You were like,
Speaker 3: I was like, is that funny? And they and they
Speaker 3: were like, yes, but you can't say that. And I
Speaker 3: go why why? Like why is that racist? They have
Speaker 3: a darker skin tone, which would stand out more in
Speaker 3: a blizzard, Like that is just I'm not being racist.
Speaker 3: That just is what it is they have.
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that it's white people that
Speaker 1: will find it racist. A black person would play laugh
Speaker 1: at that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But there's nothing, there's nothing in white people, there's nothing judgment.
Speaker 3: I think racism is saying that people are worse, not
Speaker 3: that they're different, but it's saying that like someone's inherently worse.
Speaker 3: Saying that someone stands out in a blizzard because of
Speaker 3: their skin tone is more different than the color of
Speaker 3: snow than a white person's skin tone is just a fact.
Speaker 3: And I said to ariego it's physics, and he goes,
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's physics, And I go, light
Speaker 3: refraction and sound waves and color waves. Isn't that physics.
Speaker 3: It literally is a fact that a darker skin tone
Speaker 3: would stand up.
Speaker 1: So is that offensive?
Speaker 2: I mean, it can be offensive to some and if
Speaker 2: not offensive to others, I would argue it is not offensive.
Speaker 3: And if you are offended by.
Speaker 2: You were actually wrong.
Speaker 3: It's not You don't get to say what's offensive to you.
Speaker 3: Things are actually black and white, offensive or not offensive,
Speaker 3: and you can say the final thought. You can say exactly,
Speaker 3: you could say that you're offended. But there are things
Speaker 3: that are actually offensive because they're meaning to be mean,
Speaker 3: but just saying something like, for instance, there's there's some
Speaker 3: jokes I've been wanting to write recently that reference someone's
Speaker 3: that they've been literally charged with a crime like that
Speaker 3: they've already served time for. That is a crime that
Speaker 3: they were charged for, and I wanted to make a
Speaker 3: joke about it, and people go, I don't think you
Speaker 3: can go there, and I go, it could go there
Speaker 3: if it was alleged. That would be offensive if or alleged,
Speaker 3: and I'm was And they haven't been convicted of it.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, But this has been a convicted by the
Speaker 3: They are a blank it happened out, yes, and a cannibal.
Speaker 3: So for me to say, or when I make a
Speaker 3: joke about Anthony Bourdain on stage where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, my hotel room was depressing. It had bubble,
Speaker 3: and I say all these things that are like, oh,
Speaker 3: it makes me want to kill myself. They had the
Speaker 3: magnifying mirror and a scale and all these things. I'm like,
Speaker 3: did I get the Boordaine bungalow? And people go people
Speaker 3: always grown? And I go, oh, did you did you
Speaker 3: just find out? He'd like, I'm just stating a fact,
Speaker 3: Like I guess I'm making a it's a joke because
Speaker 3: I'm referencing it. But all I'm referencing is that he
Speaker 3: killed himself, and he did. I'm not telling him to
Speaker 3: kill himself. I'm not saying it's good that he did.
Speaker 3: I'm making no opinion about.
Speaker 2: The blame of his suicide on the feet of some
Speaker 2: kind of hotel room.
Speaker 3: No, I guess I'm not even doing that. I'm just
Speaker 3: referencing that he killed himself in a hotel room, and
Speaker 3: I'm saying that they named I'm saying, did you name
Speaker 3: this hotel room after the guy who killed himself in a
Speaker 3: hotel room?
Speaker 2: And the audience is like, of course, they wouldn't do
Speaker 2: something like that, are you?
Speaker 3: You're merely offended that you brought up his tragic death,
Speaker 3: and that is not offensive. It is a fact that
Speaker 3: he killed himself. I will not apologize for that. I
Speaker 3: just want if I say my joke about Kevin Pollock,
Speaker 3: where I said, you do a great Robin Williams depression,
Speaker 3: I wish you would finish it. That I'm wishing he
Speaker 3: would kill himself. That is literally offensive. Any luck for that.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I did, but maybe you saw
Speaker 3: some I don't remember, but you were.
Speaker 1: I remember the time. You're like, this is why I
Speaker 1: do this is that it calls awareness to suicide. I
Speaker 1: have jokes like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's a that's kind of a cop out.
Speaker 3: I just did it because it was funny. So I
Speaker 3: wish someone would kill themselves. It's just insane thing to say,
Speaker 3: and obviously a joke. Yeah, so hyperbolic. It's it's a
Speaker 3: great joke. But that is offensive if someone's to be
Speaker 3: offended by that, of course, because I'm wishing. I'm saying
Speaker 3: I wish you would kill himself. But if i'm just
Speaker 3: reference I'm saying that someone killed themselves, you don't get
Speaker 3: to You can grow, but you're wrong to grow because
Speaker 3: it's nothing offensive. I'm just bringing up something that maybe
Speaker 3: brings up hard memories for you, but it's not offensive.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, it's not up to it's up to the individual.
Speaker 2: Offensive is subjective, and it just you know, it sucks
Speaker 2: that some people get offenditive things and that they don't
Speaker 2: seem like on the surface that they should be.
Speaker 3: Like blackface is offensive because white people used to say
Speaker 3: black people can't have jobs in Hollywood. We're going to
Speaker 3: paint our faces black and thus you don't get to
Speaker 3: work because and we're gonna make fun of you and
Speaker 3: make it look like an insane version of what But
Speaker 3: the to acknowledge that a black person's skin tone is
Speaker 3: darker than a white person's skin tone is not offensive.
Speaker 3: It also it changes, literally is a fact.
Speaker 2: It changes. There's gonna be plenty of things we're saying
Speaker 2: now that in ten twenty years people are like, that's
Speaker 2: really offensive. The fact that you've sat like it used
Speaker 2: to be offensive. It used to be offensive. That you're
Speaker 2: wearing a short sleeve shirt was offensive at some point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it all changes, and you know.
Speaker 3: No, but it's it doesn't change. Facts are not offensive,
Speaker 3: I have. I think that's where I draw the line
Speaker 3: if you are restating a fact. If I say someone
Speaker 3: is a murderer and they've served time for murder, even
Speaker 3: though they served the time and they got out of prison,
Speaker 3: I still get to say that because that's I didn't
Speaker 3: That's not offensive bringing that up and reminding them. Like
Speaker 3: even when Kaitlyn Jenner I brought up I was gonna
Speaker 3: do the joke of like, Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful
Speaker 3: woman you killed with your car that I didn't end
Speaker 3: up doing because she was said that she would walk
Speaker 3: off the day as if anyone brought up that thing,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, okay, great, I won't do it.
Speaker 3: That's fine because and because that that is a little
Speaker 3: bit of that's it's not offensive to the family of
Speaker 3: the woman because I'm bringing up something that did happen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it might be hard to hear. It's not offensive because
Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's deserved it. I'm not saying she's oh,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying something mean about I'm saying she's a
Speaker 3: beautiful woman. First of all, I don't think it's offensive,
Speaker 3: but I do understand that it's hard to hear things
Speaker 3: and and remember things. But I would argue that we
Speaker 3: should bring up things that are hard to hear because
Speaker 3: otherwise they're forgotten. Yeah, people get forgotten if you're just like, well,
Speaker 3: let's not talk about their death. Let's not like in
Speaker 3: my family, we do not talk about when I was anorexic.
Speaker 3: We don't ever mention it. It was a really hard
Speaker 3: time in my family's life. I almost died, So we
Speaker 3: don't talk. We act like it literally didn't happen. Is
Speaker 3: that good? I don't find it to be ver. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's because it makes you feel like I did something
Speaker 3: wrong or like it was such a hard time that
Speaker 3: we don't We act like it didn't happen, and so
Speaker 3: I you know, we can't really joke about it. There's
Speaker 3: just it's it literally is a race. Do you Every
Speaker 3: family has this where you erase something whereas dad hit
Speaker 3: mom or you know, the dog choked in front of
Speaker 3: all of us and died like something horrible and we
Speaker 3: all act like it didn't happen. I would argue it's
Speaker 3: not doing much good to not talk about hard things.
Speaker 2: It depends on where you lie, because it's also not
Speaker 2: good to dwell on things.
Speaker 3: No, but I think giving them a little something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like every year you have like a little celebration.
Speaker 3: Yes, every year. I don't eat for a day just
Speaker 3: to remember.
Speaker 2: But well that's what Jews do.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Ramadan, Yeah that's a month. Yeah, it's insane, insane.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's very difficult. That's so I'm saying
Speaker 2: it's very difficult.
Speaker 1: I got invited into a Ramadan feast that my neighbors
Speaker 1: were having. Oh these like fifteen like young boys that
Speaker 1: were dressed and all the stuff, like white like robes
Speaker 1: and everything. And I was just like coming home and
Speaker 1: they were like, come come, it's Ramadan. It's feast. It's feast.
Speaker 1: Come in, come in, come on. And You're like, I've
Speaker 1: eaten today. So and I like went into their apartment
Speaker 1: and they all had like they had a sheet spread
Speaker 1: out on the floor and all this food, like these
Speaker 1: weird biscuits and like like pastiers and stuff. Weird, Carla,
Speaker 1: that's a fun stuff. They were filming me. It's different, weird.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, by the way, say weird. When they
Speaker 1: mean different, Okay, it's not people, they mean difficult.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly totally. I mean all of these words, but
Speaker 3: that's so cute. And we did that and I was just.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I have to go. I need to take
Speaker 1: my dog out. And this is and.
Speaker 2: People say offended when they mean I want attention.
Speaker 3: Yes, but they were like some people got offended on
Speaker 3: my show last week and wrote a comment on someone
Speaker 3: someone posted a picture of my show and then I
Speaker 3: like went to go to comment like thanks for coming,
Speaker 3: and I saw a comment of like, uh, did the
Speaker 3: show get better after she defended pedophiles because that's what
Speaker 3: we left, and I God, I just wrote which they
Speaker 3: they're not even podcast listeners. I wrote with the original
Speaker 3: spelling of cool cat underneath it, and I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: did get better? And they then the person explained it
Speaker 3: to them underneath of like that's not what she was saying.
Speaker 3: And that's another thing that I'm like, you can't get offended. Literally,
Speaker 3: pedophiles don't choose to want to fuck kids. And if
Speaker 3: they they don't choose to want to, let me be
Speaker 3: clear about that.
Speaker 1: They choose to.
Speaker 3: I don't believe any when chooses anything. But we're not
Speaker 3: going to get into no free will.
Speaker 2: You can take a class and learn how to want.
Speaker 1: I think it's a master class, a.
Speaker 2: Master class from Is he a famous pedophile?
Speaker 3: Well, like the Nickelodeon thing, he's not really a pedo
Speaker 3: on that, but he definitely put a system together that you.
Speaker 2: Know, that's interesting. There's a lot of really famous like
Speaker 2: serial killers and mass murderers, but I don't have I
Speaker 2: can't recall famous pedos.
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson is the most famous.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 3: I would say allegedly offensive. That's offensive, Yeah, because he
Speaker 3: was probably moston Paris would be offended. Yeah, my god,
Speaker 3: I don't even want to get into that. Should we say?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I want to keep getting invited to her things. I think, yeah,
Speaker 3: she does. She I think Michael Jackson is Paras Hilton's godfather, godfather.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And so she Yeah, she's a staunch believer that those
Speaker 1: are fake stories.
Speaker 3: A lot of people are a lot, I mean, there
Speaker 3: are people that believe, and I'm open to it that
Speaker 3: Scott Peterson didn't kill Lacy Peterson, which is one of
Speaker 3: those things that you're just like, what the fuck? But
Speaker 3: Oj Simpson, I mean, with his death last week, did
Speaker 3: you guys see the thing that the you know, the
Speaker 3: ESPN documentary was amazing back in the day, but I
Speaker 3: don't remember all the details from it, but a clip
Speaker 3: came up from it the other day where he sees
Speaker 3: so after his trial, where he's already you know, he's
Speaker 3: let go and he's not guilty. They're doing an interview
Speaker 3: with him, and they find all they needed was to
Speaker 3: they had the Bruno Molly shoe, right, they had the
Speaker 3: footprint of blood of this Bruno Molly shoe, and all
Speaker 3: they had to do was connect him to this Bruno
Speaker 3: Molly shoe. But they couldn't right during the trial. But
Speaker 3: then later on they found a picture of him in
Speaker 3: the fucking shoe. And there's only two hundred and ninety
Speaker 3: nine shoes, sorry, one hundred ninety nine shoes maybe it
Speaker 3: was two ninety nine, let's be generous, two hundred ninety
Speaker 3: nine shoes of this size sold in the United States,
Speaker 3: and he was wearing one of them on this red carpet.
Speaker 3: And there's a video of him being presented with a
Speaker 3: picture of him in the shoe. But this is not
Speaker 3: like I think this was maybe at his this is
Speaker 3: why he was later convicted.
Speaker 1: You know that he was.
Speaker 3: Later actually convicted of the murder and found guilty, but
Speaker 3: his eyes get so big he literally goes it's you
Speaker 3: couldn't do it if you try to make your eyes
Speaker 3: as big as his art. When there's like a frozen
Speaker 3: picture of him seeing the shoe for the first time,
Speaker 3: and it reminded me of the Jinx, which is back.
Speaker 2: It is the Jink.
Speaker 3: There's a there's an updated The Jinks HBO documentary where
Speaker 3: the guy has the microphone on and goes in the
Speaker 3: bathroom at the end of the documentary. Spoiler alert, turn
Speaker 3: off your podcast right now if you haven't seen the
Speaker 3: original Jinks, because you're gonna want to. It's the best
Speaker 3: thing ever. He goes in the bathroom after they so
Speaker 3: he's the same thing he was tried. He got off
Speaker 3: for it. Then they do a documentary because this guy's
Speaker 3: a narcissist and can't keep his mouth shut, and they
Speaker 3: find like the handwriting for whatever they link him to it,
Speaker 3: and they have the proof right in front of him
Speaker 3: and they show him they're like, this is your handwriting,
Speaker 3: and then this is the handwriting of the killer, like
Speaker 3: and it's just like and he and he's worked with
Speaker 3: this documentary crew. They seem to have been on his
Speaker 3: side the whole time, kind of helping him vindicate himself.
Speaker 3: But they're like, we have the proof right here, and
Speaker 3: you just see him see it in this moment, and
Speaker 3: he starts kind of like like he starts doing this
Speaker 3: weird like his body can't help but respond to like
Speaker 3: the fact that he's guilty. And he's like, well, that's
Speaker 3: you know, peculiar whatever. He says some bullshit. I forget
Speaker 3: exactly what happened. And then he goes in the bathroom
Speaker 3: and he's still miked, and he forgets on mike himself,
Speaker 3: and he goes in the bathroom and he's just by himself,
Speaker 3: and you just hear him go something to the fact
Speaker 3: of like, well they know.
Speaker 1: I killed them all.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I killed them all.
Speaker 3: And then he starts going in the burping and the
Speaker 3: burping like he starts reflecting on like what they just caught.
Speaker 3: And then he comes out and I think they tell
Speaker 3: him you miked. And then there's another response of that,
Speaker 3: like where he's just like realizing it. So then he
Speaker 3: got he we went to prison because of that. Wow,
Speaker 3: and then he died in present of COVID. But there's
Speaker 3: a new documentary out that has even more like crazy
Speaker 3: stuff and people are so excited because at the time.
Speaker 2: Got in prison of COVID.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Robert Durst, whoa, yeah, it's nuts. So that's
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