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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Glaser.

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Speaker 1: Hello here I am.

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Speaker 3: It's Nicky Glazer podcast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome.

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Speaker 3: I'm Nicki Glazer. I am in Los Angeles, California, and

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Speaker 3: studio at the iHeart Studio podcast studio.

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Speaker 1: You look like you were about to say something.

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Speaker 2: Brian No, no, I never say anything.

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Speaker 1: Brian Frandi is here and he's going to remain quiet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Also returning to the show, who is You've been

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Speaker 3: at the same exact studio, last time, friend of the show,

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Speaker 3: friend of literally every podcast I've ever done, and friend

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Speaker 3: in life. Carlile Forster. Everyone, Carla, happy to be here,

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Speaker 3: so happy to have you here. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: I usually see you on girls Chat and we're both

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Speaker 3: having like existential crisis crises on there.

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Speaker 1: I know, I just reading through you and I really

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Speaker 1: bring it on there.

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Speaker 3: We are. We're the ones where it will be like

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Speaker 3: evidence in a trial will be our girls chat.

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Speaker 1: Nicki and are the only ones that typically will delete.

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Speaker 3: Messages sometimes youre we go like that was just too much.

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Speaker 1: I was going to something. But that's a good thing

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Speaker 1: about our girls chat. We would have work in entertainment.

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Speaker 1: We need a recording of the breakdown no, that's not.

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Speaker 3: My problem is that like it'll come back to haunt me.

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Speaker 3: It's like, my problem is is that no one needs

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Speaker 3: to hear this ship And it's like getting old. It's

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Speaker 3: like this is just the same. It's the same thing

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Speaker 3: over and over every couple of weeks. I have the

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Speaker 3: same spiel, and I can't imagine, Like I almost wish

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Speaker 3: that my phone phones could record people's reactions as they're

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Speaker 3: reading it, Like there was some kind of thing you

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Speaker 3: could put on a text message that will capture the

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Speaker 3: just like that would cry you get no, that would

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Speaker 3: make it worse. Just Kirsten going like Corey, she's doing

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Speaker 3: it again, like them all commoning to their husband. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: can I read this to you? Nicky spiraling.

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Speaker 1: The babies inside of their wounds are rolling their eyes

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Speaker 1: and rolling. That's so funny because every regnant girls on

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Speaker 1: this chat and we're just the wait four yeah, three

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Speaker 1: three three sorry why depression?

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Speaker 2: Ye what and going down? You're gonna have less and

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Speaker 2: less pregnant girls in that chat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, and in a good way, in a

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Speaker 3: good way, like they're giving birth.

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Speaker 1: Noah is like in labor.

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Speaker 2: Right now, she's almost not pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Noah's birthday today, and it would be awesome

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Speaker 3: if it was actually her birthday.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it'd be cool.

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Speaker 2: And we're recording birthday Noah.

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Speaker 3: What's the day the twenty second? So Noa's birthday's twenty second.

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Speaker 3: Wish her a belated happy birthday. She's due on the

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Speaker 3: twenty ninth, so it coould be anytime right now. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: I feel bad, like on girls chat, like why I just.

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Speaker 2: Love first birthdays on a first?

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Speaker 1: Me too.

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Speaker 2: You're a first, My brother's a first. My dog, I

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Speaker 2: always say, is a first, even though we don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know, never know. Yeah, but yeah, what's yours?

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Speaker 1: First?

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Speaker 2: March?

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Speaker 3: March? For some reason, first, I was just saying my

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Speaker 3: birthday is like the best.

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Speaker 2: Because of that first first is the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels really good. What do you call it?

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Speaker 1: I'm November twenty first.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, says twenty one one.

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Speaker 3: I kind of like that number.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one one two.

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Speaker 3: I know someone you know, someone to Convy gave birth

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Speaker 3: to his son last year on February twenty Wait wait,

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Speaker 3: oh no, two years ago February twenty second, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 3: That kids set for life angel numbers.

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Speaker 1: That's so that's angel numbers anytime there's like all numbers

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Speaker 1: in a row. Like if you look at the clock

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Speaker 1: and it's like three thirty three forty four, that's for

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Speaker 1: times with you, but then nine, well, yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: want six six.

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Speaker 3: Six, Oh yeah, that would be seven o six.

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Speaker 2: Do you make a wish at at eleven? What does

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Speaker 2: that mean?

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Speaker 3: Like, well if six six six, if the clock were

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Speaker 3: six six o'clock in sixty six minutes, it was.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yea yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever make a wish? I do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's eleven eleven. Make a wish, that's parents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. But and I really I love

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Speaker 3: it because it's like you could be in the last

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Speaker 3: three seconds of eleven eleven and if it clicks over,

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Speaker 3: no it doesn't. Like for me, I do a device

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Speaker 3: where it's like if it moves over, then the wish

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Speaker 3: does not only does it not come true, we definitely

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Speaker 3: won't come true. So I have to like make my

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Speaker 3: wish fast. I don't have time to like, like I

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Speaker 3: just saw a video of Kate Hudson making a birthday wish.

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Speaker 3: They were like posted online. She looks adorable, she looks ageless.

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Speaker 3: She's it's she's giving Goldie hon, but like ageless goldie hon.

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Speaker 3: She's forty five. She blows out her candles and before

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Speaker 3: she blows them out, she makes a wish and it

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Speaker 3: takes way too long. Uh huh, way too like everyone's

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Speaker 3: just sitting around. It was probably like forty five seconds

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Speaker 1: You get its second per year of life. That's the rule.

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Speaker 1: You said she was forty five, so I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: That's so twenty year old's one. They go. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: someone was slowing out spanking her at the same time

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Speaker 1: forty five times. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, my mental health was bad this morning and

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Speaker 3: was just like I just piled on pretty hard and

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Speaker 3: then I slept obviously, and then it feels better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's sometimes what.

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Speaker 2: Its David method, which is take a shot.

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Speaker 1: That really does help. The world is a dark place

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Speaker 1: whenever you're underslept.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, it's off.

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Speaker 3: You're underslept like crazy cause you work all the time.

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Speaker 1: I work early as a waitress from a day job,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm also a comic, so I'm up late

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Speaker 1: and people are like, how do you do it? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't sleep.

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Speaker 2: I don't do it, underslept and slept on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have bags under my eyes. No, you really don't.

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Speaker 3: You have like that perfect little like like it's not

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Speaker 3: a bag. It's like a fold, but it's like a thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but the bag gat under your eyes,

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Speaker 3: it's a bag.

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Speaker 2: It was really good.

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Speaker 3: Oh. Thanks, What did you guys do this weekend? You

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Speaker 3: were in Indianapolis?

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Speaker 2: I went back to Indianapolis, returned to uh, Benedict Polizzi's homeland.

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Speaker 2: How did we say his last name? I said Politzi,

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Speaker 2: Benedict Polizzi's homeland. It wrong, He's saying it right.

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Speaker 3: Later when he said it's Polizi, I just go, okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if he went back to Italy, they'd smack him

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Speaker 2: around for something shut and.

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Speaker 3: He would come from that very turned on by that.

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Speaker 3: He loves, he loves he's raised by I think a

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Speaker 3: strict mom. Not a strict mom, but he likes punished.

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Speaker 2: Aunt Lydia type.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't know who that is, but continue.

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Speaker 2: So I asked about Benedict's when I was there. I said, so,

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Speaker 2: what do you guys think of Benedict? And across the board.

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Speaker 2: He's the best, sweetest guy, nicest guy. You expect him

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Speaker 2: to be a piece of shit because he's so hot,

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Speaker 2: and then he proves.

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Speaker 3: Again naturally hot. Yeah he's achieved this, you know. So

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Speaker 3: he's a good person ultimately, but he's and he does

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Speaker 3: But yeah, if you saw just his profile pictures, I'm

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Speaker 3: sure he has a good bumble or whatever that's charming,

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Speaker 2: He has every right to be me being med.

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Speaker 3: I love when people are just nice. I just got

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Speaker 3: because I love it in myself that when I hear

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Speaker 3: stories about myself from the past and I was nice

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Speaker 3: to people, Like a girl just wrote to me and

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Speaker 3: was like, Hey, I just want to reach out to you.

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Speaker 3: I am am a comic in New York City and

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Speaker 3: I bark for shows, which, if you don't know, it's

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Speaker 3: like when people stand on the corner and hand out

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Speaker 3: tickets to go show comedy show you like comedy, you

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Speaker 3: want free comedy ticket? Yeah, comedy taping tonight. Dave Chappelle

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Speaker 3: might be there, he.

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Speaker 2: Will Chappelle, Chris Rock, Dan Cook. These are comedians that

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Speaker 2: I know, and they will not be at the show tonight, yep.

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Speaker 3: And so she said that I was with a bunch

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Speaker 3: of other guys who also barked for years in New

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Speaker 3: York and we were talking about and this is all

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Speaker 3: just like, Hi, Nikki, I just wanted to write you

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Speaker 3: and let you know that I used to bark in

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Speaker 3: recently at hanging out with some other guys who did

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Speaker 3: the same thing, and we were talking about comedians who

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Speaker 3: were really mean to us when we walked by. So

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Speaker 3: we accidentally barked them, and they were like, I'm a

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Speaker 3: comedian and I'm just like holding my breath, like, who know,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm not that's I feel like I'm

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Speaker 3: self aware. But then she was like, and one time

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Speaker 3: I accidentally barked you and said, like, do you want

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Speaker 1: I should look it up because I want.

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Speaker 3: To get it right. But she act, which, by the way,

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Speaker 3: I've heard stories about like comedians going into shows that

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Speaker 3: they're on like your face is on the poster, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: And then the person's like, excuse me, now, do you

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Speaker 3: have a ticket for the show?

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Speaker 2: Oh god?

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Speaker 3: And they go they fucking and they freak out, freak out,

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Speaker 3: but I don't expect anyone to know who I am either, literally,

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Speaker 3: so yeah, I'm on.

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Speaker 1: The show and they go, okay, sorry, like.

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Speaker 2: It's one time. I was like really traumatized trying to

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Speaker 2: get into the improv because the door guy was literally

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Speaker 2: was like who the fuck are you? And I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm on the show at the lab and he's like,

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Speaker 2: you can't just walk in here, and I was like

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Speaker 2: I didn't, I'm talking to you right now. And then

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Speaker 2: he's like you can't just walk and I was like

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Speaker 2: I'm just pretending like I'm a like I'm a guy,

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Speaker 2: like I'm a big guy or whatever, and he's like, well,

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Speaker 2: you aren't anybody, so you can't walk in here. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, yit, I'm not trying it. And

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Speaker 2: then he tried to play it off like he was

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Speaker 2: joking around and he started laughing like ah ha, you're

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Speaker 2: is so awkward and uncomfortable. I never want to come

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Speaker 3: I got into an almost altercation similar to that this

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Speaker 3: weekend on the road we were flying out of the

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Speaker 3: Buffalo Airport. Shout out to Niagara Falls in Buffalo area

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Speaker 3: for coming to the show at Seneca Casino on Saturday

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Speaker 3: And I got such an attitude with him and I go, yeah,

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Speaker 3: There were and there were fans. I could tell that

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Speaker 2: What needs to do.

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Speaker 1: That's all I got to do.

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Speaker 3: Well no, that's why they run through the tires in

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Speaker 2: Was my god.

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Speaker 3: And but just but if he.

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Speaker 1: Does think I'm trying to do that, then you should

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Speaker 3: So you really didn't think I was doing it, because

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Speaker 2: It was like that Luis c kjoke. I think it's

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Speaker 2: He's talking about how he likes to do clay. And

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Speaker 2: then he tried to bring the clay out play looks

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Speaker 2: either a bomb or it's not. Like if I tried

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's so, because do you don't think I have

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Speaker 3: a backup? Yeah, if that was my bomb.

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Speaker 2: Or at least I'm a guy who's trying to bring

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Speaker 3: You just threw a bomb in a trash can. Don't

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Speaker 3: you think I could possibly detonate inside there? That is

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, this girl wrote to me I found it.

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Speaker 3: She said, Hey, I was talking to a comedian barking

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Speaker 3: me about comedians who were mean when they barked at

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Speaker 3: them by mistake. And then there's two line breaks. Oh shit,

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I was just so and there's no it's

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Speaker 3: hey exclamation marks, So that does connote I'm nice?

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Speaker 2: Uh huh?

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Speaker 3: It reminded me years ago. I was barking on McDougall

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Speaker 3: but you said something along the lines of, don't worry

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Speaker 1: Dude.

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Speaker 3: I know I share these things sometimes, but sometimes I

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Speaker 3: even though I know that I would be time someone

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Speaker 3: they'd recognize me. I go, why would you ever? Of course,

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Speaker 3: you're just mindlessly out. You're saying it to everyone. It's

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Speaker 3: not like you're looking for comedians tonight like insult. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I've heard some horror stories of comedians being so

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Speaker 3: I could be as famous as Taylor Swift and I

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Speaker 3: would still be like, like she does, Hey, I'm Taylor.

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Speaker 3: She introduces herself as Taylor. It's like like a human,

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Speaker 3: like a human, YEA have to Speaking of Taylor Swift,

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Speaker 3: I'll just briefly say that the Torture Poets Department is out.

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Speaker 3: It has been out since I guess Friday night, twelve

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Speaker 3: am Eastern, and I have so much to say about it.

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Speaker 3: I will be recording a solo episode or possibly with

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Speaker 3: someone else that's the Swifty in Canada and Norhadidi. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna record it tonight, just audio. You don't have to

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Speaker 3: be involved. I don't want, I don't No one can

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Speaker 3: be involved. It's just I was gonna bring talk about

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Speaker 3: get really in depth. It's just gonna be a very

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Speaker 1: It's not going to be.

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Speaker 3: It's just gonna be in depth discussion of Torch Poets Apartment.

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Speaker 3: If you're looking for any criticism of it, you're not

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Speaker 3: gonna find it. No, not even a single word, because

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Speaker 3: I have nothing bad to say, because why would I what.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be another sound bite in a

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Speaker 1: Taylor's well that also.

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Speaker 3: But I asked also like there's no reason for negativity.

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Speaker 3: If you think there are too many songs on this album,

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Speaker 3: why are you complaining there's two? Just don't listen to

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Speaker 3: the song?

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Speaker 2: Is it a double album?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh how many songs?

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Speaker 3: And I say that with so much love, saying bitch

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Speaker 3: like she's my friend. She thirty one songs, Bask and

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Speaker 3: Robin this shit, she really sixteen first at midnight and

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Speaker 3: then at two am, two am, because she kept doing two's.

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Speaker 3: She kept doing peace signs throughout the tour at the

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Speaker 3: fucking Grammys, always giving these peace signs and everyone was like,

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Speaker 3: what is this peace sign And everyone kept saying, no,

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Speaker 3: it's just gonna release the reputation with torch poets, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is a double ab. Everyone like

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Speaker 3: she would not be doing these post malones doing the

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Speaker 3: two He did it at the super Bowl when he

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Speaker 3: did like, she had everyone doing this and so it

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Speaker 3: was the double album because she did it from Midnight's too.

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Speaker 3: She is locked into giving us clues double albums the

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Speaker 3: rest of her life. That's thirty one songs. Taylor Swift

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Speaker 3: fans went from having it like we have so many

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Speaker 3: things in our head already and thirty one more songs

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Speaker 3: and they are dense lyrically, so it's like it's it's

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Speaker 3: I heard an ABC News report this morning on my

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Speaker 3: like reporting on it, like he's reporting on the Gaza strip. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like your shirt and he's just like, uh, if it

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Speaker 3: was the morning after the release, He's like, if swifties

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Speaker 3: are tired at where, if you are you working with

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Speaker 3: a fellow swifty and they're tired at work, please forgive them.

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Speaker 3: And I felt so seen like it's really is daunting,

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Speaker 3: but in the best way. I am having the best

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Speaker 3: week because of it. That's all I'm gonna say. I

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Speaker 3: my soul. That was this morning when I was on

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Speaker 3: the Girls Chat, I said, I can't even listen to

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Speaker 3: her shift for now.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sad.

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Speaker 3: I don't even want her to be associated with this

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Speaker 3: feeling I'm feeling.

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Speaker 2: It's like someone gave you a big giant cake and

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Speaker 2: said you have to finish the whole cake, and so

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Speaker 2: you're gonna like each piece of the cake, but it's

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Speaker 1: Totally. It's it's so I don't have anything that I

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Speaker 3: I was listening to Chris's radio show today and they

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Speaker 3: the release of something ever in this way I have.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: It was when The Avalanches came out with their second

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Speaker 2: two thousand and one, was their first album, and it

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Speaker 2: took them sixteen years. Who take come out with their

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Speaker 2: second album? Oh my god, the second album was It

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Speaker 2: didn't it didn't match the first album, but it didn't disappoint.

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Speaker 2: And that's really after sixteen years.

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Speaker 3: That's incredible. I've never even heard of them.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard any the Avalanche.

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Speaker 3: What about Husky Night Husky Rescue. Yeah, Husky Rescue is

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Speaker 3: I mean that was stuck in Carlisle's car. She had

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Speaker 3: a car that the CD would not come out, so

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Speaker 3: you only could listen to this album by the Rescue.

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Speaker 1: It's a great album.

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Speaker 3: It was really good. It was soothing, and Sarah McLaughlin

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Speaker 1: You had like a term changed situations, so you had

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Speaker 1: a choice four albums, four Husky albums. Sarah McLaughlin was one.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, like if they came out with the new music,

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Speaker 1: I'd be very excited.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The only person that to me is like my Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift is but not but Mariah Carey. But they're like

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Speaker 1: whole Mariah Carey songs I've never even heard right, right,

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Speaker 1: So I'm not near as much as if.

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Speaker 3: Well it is it. There were there Taylor Swiss songs.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard that really, like, you know, not never,

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Speaker 3: I've heard everything, but like that, I don't like if

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Speaker 3: she were to play it as a secret song, I

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Speaker 3: kind of go, I don't know, I can't sing one,

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Speaker 3: and it's like embarrassing. But yeah, did that happen on

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Speaker 3: the tour, Yeah, a lot, a lot. Yeah, And now

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Speaker 3: I know those songs because I would hear them kind

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Speaker 3: of for the first time, not really the first time,

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Speaker 3: but like actually hear them for the first time, and

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Speaker 3: and then I would get really into it. One of

440
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Speaker 3: those songs, if you're swiftly listening, is begin I guess

441
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,239
Speaker 3: I saw that one like front row and was like

442
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,040
Speaker 3: kind of sad that she picked a song that I

443
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,440
Speaker 3: didn't really know, and then I was like, oh wait,

444
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,320
Speaker 3: and then but yeah, there's a lot that I don't

445
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,280
Speaker 3: know because there's so much. I think she has at

446
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,119
Speaker 3: this point probably four hundred songs out there, around three

447
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,080
Speaker 3: hundred and four hundred.

448
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,879
Speaker 2: That and the Beatles have a lot of songs, And

449
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,760
Speaker 2: I thought I knew every Beatles song, and then I

450
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,159
Speaker 2: have this piano book that's called The Beatles Complete, which has.

451
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,399
Speaker 3: Every song you have the Beatles car my parents do, yeah.

452
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,840
Speaker 2: And I you know, I just sometimes flip through it.

453
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll play these and then there's like dozens

454
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,760
Speaker 2: and dozens of songs that I'm like, I've never heard

455
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,360
Speaker 2: of this ever. Yes, yeah, most of them are from

456
00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:36,920
Speaker 2: their early days. Like it's not gonna be like there's

457
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,480
Speaker 2: a song from the White album or something that's but like, man,

458
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,840
Speaker 2: I think maybe like a hundred songs in there. Then

459
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've never even heard the song. I don't know,

460
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,280
Speaker 2: can find it.

461
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,200
Speaker 1: There's so many songs.

462
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I wrote one song, and I feel so

463
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,000
Speaker 3: accomplished and I can't even imagine. And she definitely she

464
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,040
Speaker 3: wrote thirty one songs for this album, but she definitely

465
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,199
Speaker 3: wrote more than that. I mean, like it takes a

466
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,439
Speaker 3: lot to get I think people think that she just

467
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,320
Speaker 3: put every song she wrote. I guarantee you she wrote

468
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,800
Speaker 3: thirty one other songs. There's something that she's still writing

469
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,320
Speaker 3: that are going to appear on an album one day. Yeah,

470
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,720
Speaker 3: she writes a song every day. I'm guessing that's how

471
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,600
Speaker 3: she processes her life and her thoughts, Like she definitely

472
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,480
Speaker 3: is writing constantly. And it's just you.

473
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Speaker 1: Make a joke every day, not really, not really, I

474
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Speaker 1: mean it's a conversation. Yeah, you don't even realize. Yeah,

475
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:19,879
Speaker 1: that's strange.

476
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,119
Speaker 3: I just did a Luis cy K but that if

477
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Speaker 3: I would have just followed it through, I could have

478
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,880
Speaker 3: gotten to the same place here. Isn't that so interesting?

479
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,400
Speaker 3: Like when you not that I would if I did

480
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,440
Speaker 3: that at joke, someone would go, hey, Nikki, someone has

481
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:35,320
Speaker 3: that joke. But that there are opportunities for jokes literally everywhere,

482
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Speaker 3: and I just dropped that.

483
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Speaker 2: That one pisses me off. Yeah, it's like, man, why

484
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,960
Speaker 2: couldn't I think of that one? Yeah, it's not genius

485
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,359
Speaker 2: like he is.

486
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,760
Speaker 3: Well you are, though, like you just haven't tapped into

487
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 3: the same thing that he's tapped into something like he's

488
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,840
Speaker 3: just he's found I don't know what that is.

489
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,640
Speaker 1: The flow, Like if you tried masturbating in front.

490
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,200
Speaker 2: Of people, I did, and it made me less fun.

491
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Speaker 3: I saw the clip the other day of him saying, like,

492
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,960
Speaker 3: you know, addressing that it was on my Instagram, and

493
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 3: he's like, if you want to massabrate in front of someone,

494
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 3: ask them and then if they say yes, ask them again,

495
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 3: and then just don't do it. Yeah, and don't don't

496
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,359
Speaker 3: trust that they really And he's right, like, just don't

497
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 3: because you don't know why they're saying yes. It could

498
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,959
Speaker 3: be because they just feel uncomfortable or whatever. Yeah, and

499
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:26,080
Speaker 3: but then he does also says that he has He's like, uh,

500
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,879
Speaker 3: everyone knows my thing. We all have a sing and

501
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,920
Speaker 3: he's like, opec Yeah, Obama knows my thing. This was

502
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 3: the funniest line because it's just that taking that to

503
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 3: the next level. Everyone's already laughing at everyone knows his thing,

504
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,639
Speaker 3: even like a little kid on a plane is like,

505
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,080
Speaker 3: did Mama, that's the guy that jerks off in front

506
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 3: of women or whatever? But then the saying Obama and

507
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,919
Speaker 3: you're like, Obama does know?

508
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? I wrote a song?

509
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:49,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

510
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's whenever I see like a baby shoe on

511
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 2: likelying like it's a missing Oh yeah, it's such a

512
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 2: sad sight. I have a song I always sing when

513
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 2: I see the shoe?

514
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Speaker 1: What is it?

515
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 2: I'm kind of embarrassed to sing it, but I know

516
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,480
Speaker 2: because I think people will start singing the song. It's

517
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 2: baby shoe, Yon, baby shoe lying on the street. How

518
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 2: did you yon, baby shoe fall off the baby feet?

519
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Speaker 3: That's beautiful. It's like a really that looks sounds like

520
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 3: an old nursery rhyme during the plague.

521
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 2: That's right, that's how I invented that wrote that baby yon.

522
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Speaker 1: Baby shoes yonby shoes.

523
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Speaker 2: Your I don't know. Wait, I think it's an old

524
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Speaker 2: timey word.

525
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Speaker 3: Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's so funny. Did it

526
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 3: just come out one day?

527
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw it and I was walking down

528
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Speaker 2: the street because I do talk to myself a lot

529
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Speaker 2: when I'm walking around. I mean, i'd have that thing

530
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 2: where I try to be in someone else's conversation later

531
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 2: or if I'm walking down the streets of New York City,

532
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 2: I try to say something to myself that someone will

533
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 2: turn and then later on they'll be like I heard

534
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Speaker 2: some guy in the street yelling at someone on the

535
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Speaker 2: phone about there's too much orn in his soup or whatever.

536
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Yeah, I just heard that humming to

537
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 3: yourself is a really good thing to do. Really, that

538
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 3: you can't think and hum at this you can't ruminate

539
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 3: and hum at the same time, which I don't think

540
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 3: is true. Man. But you're supposed to hum to yourself

541
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 3: when you're really because it actually stimulates your vagus nerve

542
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 3: and it actually feels the way your mom's voice felt

543
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 3: when you were in utero, and it's very comforting, so

544
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 3: you feel like it's kind of like this buzzy vibration.

545
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 2: It's like within you, and then it stops you from

546
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 2: hyper focusing on things. Yes, I need that so bad.

547
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: Just hum yourself. I do that anyway throughout my day.

548
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 1: It's probably a soothing technique that you've learned.

549
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 2: How does it too? She's humming all the time.

550
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Speaker 1: Really, sometimes I do it like around other people if

551
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Speaker 1: there's like a quiet moment that they know that, like,

552
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm not in a bad mood. Is that weird?

553
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 3: No, that's so codependent.

554
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: But yes, it's not even like an awkward silence that

555
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to feel. I just don't want them to

556
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 1: think that I'm like, yeah, mad, No, it actually happens

557
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: at work, work around some boy which enneagram are you

558
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Speaker 1: two uh nine?

559
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 3: Note Ninemaker, Well, yeah, I mean I had a makeup

560
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 3: artist that would do that. Like I could just tell

561
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 3: she didn't like awkward silences.

562
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: She would just go.

563
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 3: Every time every time she's doing any of my makeup,

564
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 3: and it's like too silent because she just needs to.

565
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 3: I think she the type of person she is, I

566
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 3: think is this similar where it's like she has to

567
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 3: make sure people know she's not mad at them or

568
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 3: like not in a bad mood. It's kind of like

569
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 3: that guy on Love on the Spectrum, Remember when he's like, yeah,

570
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 3: I'm very excited and he's like, oh talks like this

571
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 3: and he alway says hot fives and he's like, yeah,

572
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 3: and I bring joy to the world and that's what

573
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 3: I do. And the girl is kind of talking to

574
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 3: him and going like, hey, do you He's like, I'm

575
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 3: just worried if it gets quiet that that I'm not

576
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 3: gonna know what to say. What do I say if

577
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 3: it gets quiet on my date? She goes, you know,

578
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 3: you can just like not talk, and he's like, but

579
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 3: but I bring joy to the world and he's like

580
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 3: and his realization when she was just like you don't

581
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 3: always have to say something all the time to And

582
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 3: because he's he grew up up with a bomb that thought,

583
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 3: you know, because he had autism. He was just they

584
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 3: were so worried about him all the time. So he

585
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 3: had to always project that he was okay and he's

586
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 3: happy and he's in a good mood. And yeah, that

587
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 3: sucks when you have to pretend like you're in a

588
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 3: like that you have to your your mood is so

589
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 3: volatile to people, or that you sense that it is

590
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 3: that you have to like calm other people down around it.

591
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: Yes, that's interesting and it bleeds into my personality in

592
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: a way that like just because I've worked in hospitality

593
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: for so long and just like your whole day is

594
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: just like smiling and yeah, and like you know it

595
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 1: just you just become a people pleaser, like you just

596
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: kind of have to be. God, my face hurts at

597
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: the end of the day from smiling. Oh my god,

598
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: And I hate that I'm causing wrinkles, like not for

599
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: a joyous reason, but just because I'm like placating your

600
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: gluten free order whatever the fuck, you know what I mean,

601
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: Like just smiling extra hard.

602
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 2: Maybe it's helping you though a little bit to smile.

603
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 2: It's maybe in subconsciously it's telling your brain that.

604
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 3: You're happy even though you're not smile, and then your

605
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 3: brain will think that you are.

606
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 1: Something like that.

607
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: I'm trying to smile way more.

608
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 3: I am too.

609
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

610
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to actually get those crows feet activated

611
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: because I've noticed in all my pictures because of botox,

612
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 3: I have like dead eyes when my rest of my

613
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 3: face will be excited, and it's like I like having

614
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 3: a little bit of like a crinkle here crow. Yeah,

615
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 3: it's it's it shows that you're like that you have

616
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 3: like warmth in you, like I think I think there's

617
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: a warmth in a crinkle in an eye. And that

618
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 3: is a Taylor Swift lyric. There's a crink, there's a

619
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 3: crinkle lyric. And I know, if you're Swift, you're thinking

620
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 3: about it right now, and.

621
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: So am I.

622
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 3: We will talk more about all of this and less

623
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 3: about Taylor Swift because I'm gonna do. It's the episode

624
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 3: fully dedicated to it later this week after this. All right,

625
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 3: So what happened in Indianapolis?

626
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 2: Right? So my Indie calamity, So Indianapolis. I love the Colts, Okay,

627
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: but when it comes to Indiana, I think I'm more

628
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: of a Bloomington, Indiana guy than an Indianapolis guy. Indianapolis

629
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 2: is not the best city in Indiana, I don't think.

630
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's the Bloomington.

631
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 2: Is Bloomington, I mean, if you want to call it

632
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 2: a city, it's the college town. Yeah, and it's in

633
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 2: the most beautiful county in Indiana, I believe.

634
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 3: Have you been to all of Indiana though, like these

635
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 3: statements of like it's the best, you know.

636
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 2: I've been to a lot of Indiana. We went to Gary.

637
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: We did go to Gary.

638
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: I've been to the Indiana Dunes. I've been to Indianapolis.

639
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 2: I've been to Monroe County.

640
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 3: Do you think of another city in in the Indiana

641
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 3: besides Gary and Indianapolis?

642
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 2: Tara hate that.

643
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: I do know that one.

644
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: That's where death Row National death Row is whoa Yeah,

645
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 2: So if they you know, if you want to go

646
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: visit that, you can.

647
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: Evansville.

648
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: You can get a Viata Evansville.

649
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: That's good. Last food capital Evansville.

650
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 2: They have a college too.

651
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: It's where they test every.

652
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: Produces to college.

653
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 3: Okay, well, what what's what's there?

654
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 2: I forgot where it is? West Lafayette.

655
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so Indiana a fan, I'm.

656
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 2: A fan, not a fan. Any Their food is not

657
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 2: usually good. There's some good places, but we went to

658
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: this place that was recommended to us by the audience.

659
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 2: Not a good sign. Like I feel like you can't

660
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: trust an audience recommending you any dinner options. Really why well,

661
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: because it just doesn't usually work out. We went to

662
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 2: this place and it was just like packed and it

663
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 2: was like a bar after sports place. But anyway, I

664
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 2: ate it. And my real calamity was my hotel was

665
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: pretty expensive and it was not a great hotel. My

666
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 2: bathroom wasn't like updated, and my toilet wouldn't flush. So

667
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: the whole weekend, I'm just like using that toilet and

668
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 2: it's just like filling up with stuff and like you

669
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 2: can flush it a little bit after things like break

670
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: down for a while, but I'm just like I'm paying

671
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 2: like whatever, like three hundred dollars a night. I should

672
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 2: have a toilet, Yeah, I should.

673
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: Crazy, did you call the front desk?

674
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: No?

675
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: Because I was like, well, this is no.

676
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 3: This is a behavior that you repeated over and over

677
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 3: and that one night you couldn't sleep because there was

678
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 3: techno music the hotel that we were staying at, and

679
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 3: you didn't sleep the whole night, and I go, why

680
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 3: didn't you call the front desk? And you were like,

681
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 3: I just thought it would stop eventually.

682
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. I'd stopped shipping.

683
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 3: Okay, you this is you need to hum, and you

684
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 3: need to you need to hum.

685
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 2: Really thinking was I'm going, I'm not going to be

686
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: here for that long. I can have a non functioning

687
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: toilet for three days.

688
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been there.

689
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 3: I'm projecting. I get what you're doing here.

690
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: And then we went to this place, the Slippery Noodle,

691
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 2: and I got food poisoning.

692
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 3: Oh god, that sounds disgusting, the Slippery Noodle exactly.

693
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got food poisoning, and so I had to eat.

694
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 2: It was a it was like French onion soup, a

695
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: baked potato. I don't know.

696
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: I think it was the soup really wow.

697
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And so I had to puke and I

698
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: had to puke in the tub because my toilet was

699
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: filled with ship.

700
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Brian, I am so disturbed by this.

701
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: It was this kneeling down on a pillow puking in

702
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 2: the tub all night next to a pile of my

703
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: own ship.

704
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 3: Oh you pregnant? This sounds like the problems on the

705
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 3: Girls Chat. Everyone everyone like this is ridiculous, I know.

706
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: And so the chunks of puked.

707
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: And then I turned on the shower to wash away

708
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 2: the puke, and the steam from the shower made the

709
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 2: fire alarm go off so much pain. I'm writhing in pain.

710
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get the fire alarm to turn off,

711
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 2: puking in the tub. And what's ironic about it, alanis,

712
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: is that there was a fire convention, a fire department

713
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: convention in Indy that weekend in the hotel. This hotel

714
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: was filmed the hotel. Can we name check it? No?

715
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: Sounds like it?

716
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: No, I love it.

717
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 3: But those are like three hundred Yeah, this is your moment,

718
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: that's what. But this that you did not say, hey,

719
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 3: can I get a plunger or something like? That's at

720
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 3: the very least like when I when I poop up

721
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 3: a toilet, I don't let them do it. I just

722
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 3: say bring me a plunger. You know, you know what

723
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 3: I mean?

724
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: Over time, because over because it was like almost fine,

725
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: because over time, if you just let it sit there overnight, it.

726
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 3: Would finally like start to think.

727
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 2: And then yes, so it's like, you know what, it's

728
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: not like it's overflowing.

729
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I lo something I've changed about my life. And

730
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 3: I like, I was just saying on the Girl's Chet

731
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: today that I don't think I've changed in the past

732
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 3: five years at all. Like I look at pictures, like

733
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 3: in terms of looks, I've changed, but like I eat

734
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 3: the same things, I wear, the same things, I sit

735
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 3: the same way, I talk the same way.

736
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: It's called having a style and a personality.

737
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: I don't think it is like it's it's all the

738
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 3: stuff I'm ashamed of though, Like I'm I was looking

739
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 3: at a picture of my green room from three years ago,

740
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 3: and it's the same, Like dinner I'm eating, it's just

741
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 3: the same bullshit. Like it's just look, I look immature,

742
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 3: Like I'm just stunted.

743
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: I don't have to be a creature of habit. It's

744
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: comforting and I get.

745
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 3: That, and I very much am, but I want to

746
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 3: just evolve, and I just think my personality has not

747
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 3: changed at all. I don't think I've become more tolerant,

748
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 3: more nice, more like less depressed. Like I'm just like

749
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: kind of in the same rut of that stuff. But

750
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 3: that's that's beside this point. Something that I do think

751
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 3: I've changed recently is that I don't totally trash my

752
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 3: hotel room, like it's not I if I, you know,

753
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 3: I buy a bunch of new makeup and I take

754
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 3: it all of that out of its wrappers, and I'm

755
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: doing all my makeup before show. Usually I have come

756
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: back home and it would just be a nightmare in there,

757
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 3: and then i'd clean it up. I wouldn't even clean

758
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 3: it up. I'd eventually, you know, leave it for the

759
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 3: maid and then put down a twenty to be like, oh,

760
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 3: she's going to clean up after me. Now, I put

761
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 3: everything in a trash can as soon as I unwrap it,

762
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 3: Like my hotel room looks kind of presentable. And I

763
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 3: think it's because I'm scared I'm going to die and

764
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 3: I don't want people to see. That's that's more of it.

765
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 3: Like I just think someone's gonna have to like come

766
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 3: get me in my hotel room, and I don't want

767
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,479
Speaker 3: them to be like disgusted by it. So I think

768
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: that's probably keeping me doing it.

769
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: There's always those death pictures like Britney Murphy's death.

770
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 3: Or like oh, yeah, Whitney her bathroom. Everyone was like,

771
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 3: it's a mess, and I was like, I look so

772
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: organized to me. Why are there so many products just

773
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: scattered about?

774
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: Just that is the because they're nominator, there's so many products,

775
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: and because they don't have minimalist style, and.

776
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: Because they're crazy, because this business makes people crazy. Yes,

777
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 3: and you become an order and you get tons of

778
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: products sent to you all the time, new, and you

779
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 3: feel bad saying no because this is a five hundred

780
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: dollars value just two years ago. I would have done

781
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 3: anything for that. I kind of afford that, and so

782
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 3: now I'm getting it for free, so I'll say yes

783
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 3: to it, and then you get it, and then you're like,

784
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 3: I have to post about it. And then they follow

785
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 3: up and they go, hey, have you gotten the product?

786
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: Yes, I have.

787
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: I haven't had a chance to use it. I'm on

788
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 3: the road, And then you just keep ignoring their dms

789
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 3: because you feel bad you haven't used it, and even

790
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 3: if you do, you don't really like it, and you

791
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 3: don't even know how to talk about it because you

792
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: don't even think your skin's that good to even promote it,

793
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 3: because people are gonna be like, why would I even

794
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 3: want Niki lazer skin, so you feel like ashamed that

795
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 3: you even are someone who should promote something skincare wise.

796
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think that's it. But yeah, I've just started.

797
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 3: And I used to always if I pee, I'd never

798
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 3: flush if I'm staying in my own apartment or hotel,

799
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 3: until like that's like environmental reason lazy, Like I just

800
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 3: don't care about like having to turn around touch a

801
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 3: toilet first of all. I just I don't like washing

802
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 3: my hands either in my own apartment. So I'm just

803
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 3: like I don't need to add germs to this because

804
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 3: if I flush toilet, I have to wash my hands.

805
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: And if I don't flush toilet, I feel like.

806
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: I'd flushing with your shoe.

807
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 3: That's a little much for like the little tiny silver

808
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 3: handle on the side, and sometimes it's like a dot

809
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 3: on the top, you know, button all the time.

810
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 2: I hate the button on the stick my finger.

811
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: Every new toilet. That's such a good point.

812
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: I know it's disgusting. It's too hard to push and

813
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 2: you wind.

814
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 3: Up and they're split sometimes because one is like from

815
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: and you're lying, I have nails, you know, gross it

816
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 3: is with nails in your nail scrapes. I get a

817
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 3: manic and they get the dirt out from under my nails.

818
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: It's one of the most embarrassing moments in my life.

819
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 3: And I always forget to, like, do it pre before

820
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 3: going in. It's like getting the toilet paper out of

821
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 3: your vagina before you go to the gecologist. And I

822
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 3: always for I do that. I always think about.

823
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: That, it's clean your hotel room before you die.

824
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 3: Yes, so I started flushing right away, but I'll go

825
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 3: to the toilet. I'm like, oh my god, it's like

826
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: doesn't have piss and paper, and it makes me feel

827
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 3: better about myself.

828
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

829
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 3: I clean up like wrappers and stuff. But in hotel rooms,

830
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 3: I used to just trash them because it was like

831
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 3: who cares seeing you gotta do not in a way

832
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 3: that's like dirty where the maid is like you oh

833
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 3: in for instance, it's other niche stuff that you leave.

834
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 3: It's other day. I was in New Orleans and I

835
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: was leaving my hotel room. I gotta show you this

836
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 3: picture and I spilled. I set a water bottle on

837
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 3: my bed and I spilled it and I was like,

838
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 3: oh fuck, you know, and I uh and I was like,

839
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 3: oh no, the maid is gonna think this is piss

840
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 3: because also spray tan had been on that area too.

841
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 3: Of it's like right where I was sleeping, so it

842
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 3: looked like orange, and then it was like so much water,

843
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 3: so it looked like just a huge bladder full of piss.

844
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: So I wrote something I'm just realizing is so racist.

845
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 3: I assumed they speak Spanish and that's really ignorant. But

846
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: I think I had encountered them already. I think I

847
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 3: encountered the maid already, and she was, oh, yeah, actually

848
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 3: had because I asked for where the gym was, and

849
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 3: the woman that was doing the rooms no obla on glace,

850
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 3: so I looked up, it's water, not pee. I'm sorry, Okay.

851
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 3: I wrote it with a tip o, my god, because

852
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 3: I just didn't want her to go like, you know,

853
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 3: like I'm sure they're used to it, but like that

854
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 3: gives her a little piece of mind.

855
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 2: She wasn't thinking that one hundred percent.

856
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: What it was right where I was like would be

857
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 3: laying and it had like a.

858
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: Tint to it.

859
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: You spilled water on the bed.

860
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: That had a tint to it because it was on

861
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: the spraytnd that I'd already okay, deposit one hundred percent

862
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: she would have thought it was I.

863
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: Bet you she wouldn't have even clocked it, like they

864
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 2: just stripped the bed and throw it in there. But

865
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: now there's a note making them acknowledge that there is

866
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: a stain on this.

867
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 3: And I can't believe I didn't even put it in

868
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 3: English too, like that is I'm such a piece of shit,

869
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 3: But I really do see. I do think I knew

870
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 3: she really was, Like I would not have done that

871
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 3: had I not known. But I think I was also

872
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 3: thinking about my joke killing myself in a hotel room

873
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 3: and writing and writing in Spanish, like a note on

874
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 3: the door that says someone's dead in here, like and

875
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 3: I would I would write because I wouldn't want them

876
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 3: to like, oh, find me, because that's disturbing. So i'd

877
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: want them to call like a corner.

878
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: Just but do not disturb thing.

879
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good that's a good point.

880
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

881
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 3: And I didn't do a background like the exclamation point

882
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 3: upside down, which I always think that's such a fun

883
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,240
Speaker 3: thing about the Spanish language.

884
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: And I didn't even do.

885
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: It on their m wasted opportunity.

886
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 1: Bad call.

887
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 2: You should have done it in a different they should

888
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 2: have done in like Russian or something, and the confused.

889
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 3: I don't even know that I knew this woman spoke Spanish.

890
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 3: I just figured she did.

891
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the documentary on Netflix called Working

892
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: that Obama did And they follow workers like in a hotel,

893
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: and it starts with like the maid and then it

894
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: goes to like the chefs, the majer deed, and it

895
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: goes all the way to the top and the hotel owner.

896
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: But anyway, the maids what stock out to me. They

897
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: said that rarely people say hello to them or even

898
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: look at them, like as they're working, as you're passing

899
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: a maid, like in a hall, So you should always

900
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: them and say like good morning, because like they're people.

901
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 3: I look at eye contact every time because there's a

902
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 3: part of me that doesn't want to look at them,

903
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 3: because I'm embarrassed of what they have to clean up

904
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 3: of mine of other people's, and I'm like, I feel

905
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 3: sorry for them, and that's like such a like who

906
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 3: am I to be? Like your life is so sad?

907
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 3: So I always make a point to look at them

908
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 3: because I'm like there, and I want to be like

909
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: and there, and I want to wink at them a

910
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 3: little bit like you're about to get a little treat

911
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 3: in that room, some piss and a tip because I

912
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 3: did put money on that too. By the way, there's

913
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 3: a there's some money on that.

914
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: Picture, which is so nice because nobody ever does that.

915
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 3: Everyone needs to tip this morning, I couldn't because I

916
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 3: didn't have any cash, and I want to call the

917
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 3: hotel and just be like, is there a venmo for.

918
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 2: The That would be nice. Nobody has money anymore. They

919
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: need to start.

920
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 3: Having like a yeah, everyone needs a venmo. But the

921
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 3: thing is if you don't, if you don't have you know,

922
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 3: change or whatever, just go down the front desk and

923
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: tell them to you know, get change at the front

924
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 3: desk before you check out and then they'll put an

925
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 3: envelope and write it on.

926
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 2: But there should be in your room. Absolutely, lets you tip,

927
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 2: you know what.

928
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: I don't need my hotel room anymore.

929
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 3: You guys telling me that I can hang up my

930
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 3: towel and reuse my toe to save the environment. And

931
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: there's like a little picture of a seal with it,

932
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 3: like we're doing our best. No, you don't want to

933
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 3: hire enough people and you want to save money on

934
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 3: cleaning on water and yeah.

935
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: You're pawning it off and being environmentally conscious.

936
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 3: It's such bull And there's literally a picture of a seal,

937
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 3: like this guy is going to live. We're not going

938
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 3: to club him to death because we're so angry that

939
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 3: we have to pick up your towels. But I do

940
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: reuse towels like crazy.

941
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. They could say that about anything too. They could

942
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 2: be like, we only put one pillow in your room

943
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: because we want to save the.

944
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 3: Geese, and thank you for thank you for joining us

945
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 3: in this fight. They always make you like, oh that

946
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 3: you volunteered somehow. Yes, yeah, it's that's bullshit.

947
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: It's like what if I'm a Republican, right, I don't

948
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 2: give a shit about the gee.

949
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: You know what?

950
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 3: Not only but everyone doesn't anymore, No, because it's all

951
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 3: seems to not be going very well. But that's beside

952
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 3: the point. There's a new Tailor Swift album. Things are

953
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 3: looking up.

954
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: What was that I was going to say, we're talking

955
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: about hotels. Yeah, last weekend I had an experience where I.

956
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 3: Was promised this place to stay and you were working.

957
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I would have given anything for a hotel.

958
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 1: I would have taken a brind FRANGI hotel with shit

959
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: in the toilet. Yeah, you would have slept in that

960
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: puke tub. It was hilarious because I got this gig

961
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: so I do service industry stuff. All right, the jig

962
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: is up. I'm telling you. Whenever I'm not a comic.

963
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 3: The is up. So you've been trying to pretend like you.

964
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: I keep like, we keep talking about like kind of

965
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: what I do for work, but then like not. But anyway,

966
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 1: I'm a server. So I got hired to do this

967
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: gig at Coachella, and they told me to leave early

968
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: enough to be there to work the day, like you know,

969
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: as a bottle service waitress, bartend or whatever. So to

970
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: beat the traffic, we had to leave at three am

971
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: in the morning. Damn I'm driving. I get to the desert. Yeah,

972
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: to beat the traffic. And then so the they were like, well,

973
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: there's this airbnb where all the girls can crash to

974
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: like sleep before we work this party. And we're supposed

975
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: to be bottle service too. We're supposed to be like

976
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: hot and cute with like a cute outfit here for Celsius.

977
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, it was like the Celsius event and they

978
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 3: gave you like Celsius clothes.

979
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was like these leather booty shorts and like,

980
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: what did you do with that?

981
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: Out?

982
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 3: But did you have to give it that?

983
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: So have it? Do you want it?

984
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: I was just like saw the outfit and I was like,

985
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: that's kind of cute.

986
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: What do you do with it?

987
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 3: Though?

988
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: It was so fun Like the experience was so good,

989
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: but I just thought this was so funny because like,

990
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 1: we literally show up to this airbnb at five am.

991
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: It's still dark outside, and they're just like all the

992
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: lights are off, everybody's clearly sleeping at this house, and

993
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: our information is just that this is where we're staying.

994
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 1: So we start like knocking on the door and this

995
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: disheveled man answers. It's like one of the bartenders, because

996
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: there were bartenders that went up the day before to

997
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: like set up for this event. Yeah, and he's just like, oh, yeah, oh,

998
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: we thought you guys were going to be here later.

999
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: Oh there's no beds and I'm with four girls and

1000
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: we have like all our like blankets and bags and stuff.

1001
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: Thank got I thought to bring like blankets and a

1002
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: pitch job and they were like he was like, yeah,

1003
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: there's like some pool chairs.

1004
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 3: She had to sleep when I got damn a pool

1005
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: chair and she didn't sleep because you you had to

1006
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 3: work at What time did you have to be up

1007
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 3: to start?

1008
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: I mean we had to be the thing at eleven

1009
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: thirty and be all at five. Yeah, so we got

1010
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: there at five, So we're just sitting on lap? How

1011
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: does that even work?

1012
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: How could this be worth it? I know it was paid.

1013
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: We got paid, you did, yeah, and I got a

1014
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: free tea pain concert. Don't be jealous. Yeah, Okay.

1015
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 3: When I go to these like swanky events sometimes like

1016
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: celebrity events where there's like it's a big deal and

1017
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 3: everyone's having the time in their life, I do feel

1018
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: bad for like the caterers. Sometimes I'm like, this is

1019
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: so cool they get to be here, But I feel

1020
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 3: like I would I would feel.

1021
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 1: If I were that.

1022
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 3: I feel so resentful of Like who do these people

1023
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 3: think they are? I'm just as good as you and

1024
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,959
Speaker 3: you no idea I'm wearing a Selsias shirt or whatever.

1025
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 3: Like you don't feel like they treat you bad or

1026
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 3: like they ignore you.

1027
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 1: No, they were nice. I mean like it was just

1028
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: like getting paid to go to a concert. Really, like

1029
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: the day part of it was fun, right, But like

1030
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: and I also feel like I time traveled because I

1031
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 1: haven't like done bottle service in a long time, haven't

1032
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: been asked, and so you.

1033
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 3: Just like.

1034
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 1: Just be like a hot girl and like the outfit

1035
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,959
Speaker 1: again just like dancing and vibeing a tea pain, which

1036
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: that was the music that was there whenever I did

1037
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: bottle service. So like that song, I was like, I

1038
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: like the bar tender. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah

1039
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: those like that was me again, just like sling, but

1040
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: every song was a banger. You almost me think that

1041
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: was a hit for a second, and like he did

1042
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:48,959
Speaker 1: do baby.

1043
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 3: That is cool when you go to a show and

1044
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 3: you go, I'm not gonna know any of that. You

1045
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 3: go and I got they had won so many hits.

1046
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: Literally everyone was a hit. Yeah. But to get to that,

1047
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: we just sleep in the pool chairs, which was hilarious,

1048
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: which was like this scene of just like a nice

1049
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: ass pool, like waterfalls, going, hot tub everything, and there

1050
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: was like beer cans all spread around like you could

1051
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: tell they had like partied the night before. Somebody enjoyed

1052
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: the airbnb. Yeah, but I didn't sleep because I was

1053
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: just like I have to start rolling my hair and

1054
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: like somehow look hot. God is lifelike and drink so

1055
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: much Selsia, do you feel like.

1056
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did that get you through? Oh? Kay? I

1057
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 3: had one last week and I was like, holy shit,

1058
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 3: like it went right through me, right through me.

1059
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: It's it's a great it's a clean you know it's clean.

1060
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: It's not like a monster.

1061
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I forgot what. Oh Like, I feel

1062
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 3: like I'm stressed out about even hearing that story because

1063
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 3: I would have had so much dread of like this

1064
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 3: day where I'm gonna I'm not gonna be I have

1065
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 3: I'm on no sleep, I'm already tired, and then I

1066
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 3: went to this thing. I got no sleep and then

1067
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 3: I have to look hot and then I have to

1068
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 3: like so much dread. Just how long? And is there

1069
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 3: an end in sight?

1070
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 2: Do you do?

1071
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: You do you know when it's over?

1072
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 3: Because that's I think that's my biggest thing in life

1073
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: is I need to know when things are over, and

1074
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 3: if I do, then I'll be okay. Like when I

1075
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 3: do meet and greets, I don't mind doing meet and greets,

1076
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 3: but I want to know how many people are left

1077
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 3: and not because I'm like, I can't wait till it's over.

1078
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 3: Just it just gives because sometimes the meet and greet

1079
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 3: line like snakes around and I will be like looking

1080
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 3: at Matt, like how many more? Not because I'm like

1081
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 3: I hate this. I really just want to see an end. Ye.

1082
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's never hard out with anything of service. It's like,

1083
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: well we got to see when everybody clears out of here,

1084
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: and then we got it. Well, you know, we got

1085
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: to pack up all these tables and then once we

1086
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: get the bottles loaded back into the truck, like you

1087
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: just never really know.

1088
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyone who works in the service industry shout out

1089
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 3: to you for like not there's cool and knowns about

1090
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 3: the service indury industry. I think, like not for your

1091
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 3: job right now, because you guys like just pull all

1092
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 3: your tips together and and so it's like at the

1093
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 3: end of the night, I guess it's always different, but

1094
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 3: it's not like based on your performance what you get,

1095
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 3: not that it ever is because they've done studies and

1096
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 3: waitresses who are really nice and do the best job

1097
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 3: ever make the same tips as or like maybe sometimes

1098
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 3: less tips than people who are straight up rude or

1099
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 3: just like have no personality. It's like there's no really

1100
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 3: like science to it.

1101
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: It's random.

1102
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 3: But I did like that part about waitressing that every

1103
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 3: time there was a little dopamine hit of like seeing

1104
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 3: what they left and the the you know, it's like

1105
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 3: a roll of the dice of like what's it going

1106
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 3: to land on? And there's never you can never expect

1107
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 3: it or but it's it's random enough that I think

1108
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 3: scientists would probably deem it a good thing as for

1109
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: a dopamine hit, because it's not you can't count on it. Yeah,

1110
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 3: it's it doesn't give you every time, and that is

1111
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 3: a fun part about it, whereas a salary job is

1112
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 3: just like I just know.

1113
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 2: What gets Yeah, I don't see like you're.

1114
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: Motivated at all because you're just like phoning it in

1115
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: every day.

1116
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 3: That would be nice too, because if you just I

1117
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 3: do envy people who have jobs that they don't have

1118
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 3: to take home, and I know that's a rare thing

1119
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 3: than we all think it is, because most people's work

1120
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 3: does follow them home, even if you're a waitress, yes

1121
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 3: and shake it, like what follows you home as a waitress?

1122
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: I mean literally sorry to say it really is true.

1123
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: Not offended by anything. Server if you call me ma'am,

1124
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: that's only but like, really I will remember something once

1125
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm home, like, oh, I forgot to bring them honey. Yeah. Oh,

1126
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 1: Like something like that will pop up and I hate

1127
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: that it lives in my brain, but it doesn't.

1128
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 2: It sucks.

1129
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: It gets so fast, like what we do, especially this

1130
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: restaurant where I work, where like everybody comes all at

1131
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: once to power lunch and then they're gone. So it's

1132
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: like all twelve o'clock and one, Brian, you came in

1133
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: eight lunch. There you saw. I actually want to hear

1134
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: about your experience of what you saw. But like there's

1135
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: times whenever people ask you something and you're walking into

1136
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: the computer to ring it in and then somebody else

1137
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: comes up and tells you something, Hey, your table needs whatever,

1138
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: and then then fuck, I forgot that thing. It's like

1139
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: when you're in a document and you cut it and

1140
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,240
Speaker 1: then someone asks you something and then instead of paying

1141
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: it somewhere, you don't never paste it and it's just

1142
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: lost in the world. Yes, that is why.

1143
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 3: That is literally, that is literally why I've forgotten to

1144
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 3: do roast jokes. Minutes before I was completing my set

1145
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 3: to turn in for the prompter, I mean like an

1146
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 3: hour before the show cut a joke that was one

1147
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 3: of my favorite jokes I've ever written. Yes, and I'm

1148
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 3: on the dais and Jeff Ross does a joke about

1149
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 3: the similar topic that just reminds me of the joke

1150
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 3: and I've already done my and I go, oh my god,

1151
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: where's where's that joke? And it's just like and there

1152
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: was there's gambling involved where I'm just like, well, or

1153
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 3: negotiating in my mind of like well, maybe like because

1154
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 3: this edits together later, I can just like do can

1155
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 3: I just ask them if I can go back up

1156
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 3: and do it because it's so essential. It's like that

1157
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 3: that happens all the time with cutting and pasting.

1158
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 2: There's there's supposed to be a thing called a clipboard,

1159
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 2: which is an invisible thing on your computer that has

1160
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 2: all this stuff that they cut, and I feel like

1161
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 2: that's impossible to access. It's gone and only keeps one thing,

1162
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 2: the last thing that you cut. There needs to be

1163
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 2: a feature where you can retrieve all the things that

1164
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 2: you've cut that have been lost into the space of HM.

1165
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: Well last night talk about wasting time on online. I

1166
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 3: tried to make a I did make a reel with

1167
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 3: all these pictures of me from that Matt takes on tour.

1168
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 3: They're amazing, and I rarely post them all because I'm

1169
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 3: usually like when I see pictures from the past weekend,

1170
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 3: I'm always just like, oh god, you look like that.

1171
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: I need time.

1172
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was like, oh, I have all these pictures.

1173
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: And there's like this new Taylor Swift song that is

1174
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 3: about performing when you're depressed and shout out to all

1175
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 3: the Swifties who are like, Nikki, you are going to

1176
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 3: love I can do it with a broken heart because

1177
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: it is about you know. Part of the song is

1178
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: like I'm so depressed. I act like it's my birthday

1179
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 3: every day. And she's just like she's talking about how

1180
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 3: I can do it with the broken heart. She's like

1181
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 3: hitting her marks.

1182
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: I can.

1183
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 3: I'm a real tough kid. I can handle my shit.

1184
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: They said, baby, you can make it till you think it.

1185
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: So I did lights camera, bitch, smile even when you

1186
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 3: want to die. He said, he loved me for all time.

1187
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: Then the lights were good. It's all just about like

1188
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 3: she's going through heartbreak. But she's on Ararastur, which is

1189
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna get into it later on the

1190
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 3: other podcast, but it's incredible because anyone who's seen her

1191
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 3: on Aerras tour Me Twelve Times Gonna be fifteen after

1192
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 3: the summer she she was performing depressed. I did predict it.

1193
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 3: I did say there was a sadness I could sense

1194
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: at some points, because why wouldn't there be. And I'm

1195
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 3: a performer. I know what it's like to perform when

1196
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 3: you're depressed. It doesn't mean that you're having a bad

1197
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,919
Speaker 3: show and that the whole time you're like, I wish

1198
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be on stage. It takes you out of it,

1199
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 3: but you if you're if you're pro, you can do

1200
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 3: it with a broken heart, which she says that, and

1201
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 3: even at the end of the song, she's like, come

1202
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 3: for my job, like you can. I'll I'm the best

1203
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 3: at this. I can do this no matter what. I'll

1204
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 3: always be able to perform, no matter what's going on

1205
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 3: in my life.

1206
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 1: And it's so good.

1207
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: But anyway, I took that song and I was like,

1208
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: people are using it in reels a lot, so I

1209
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 3: was like, I need to get on this fast because

1210
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 3: this is don't I don't want like just people who

1211
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 3: are like, oh, this song's fun that don't even like

1212
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 3: Taylor to like beat me to it and then I'm

1213
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 3: just jumping on this trend. So I made a I

1214
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 3: spent two hours yesterday making reel. It's so hard to

1215
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: time things and to edit on the Instagram app, but

1216
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: I don't have editing software, so I can't do it elsewhere.

1217
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 2: Get cap cut, cap cut.

1218
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: Everybody said, is capcut cap cuts?

1219
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's all I needed, but I ended up

1220
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 3: I ended up being like, okay, I have I was like,

1221
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 3: I'm gonna send it to like someone to make for me,

1222
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 3: but then I would have to say this picture. Then

1223
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 3: I went it on lights camera bitch, smile and then

1224
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 3: on smile. And I can't trust other people's sense of rhythm,

1225
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 3: which even if you watch it it's slightly often it

1226
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: bugs me so much that it's slightly off. Yeah, and

1227
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 3: if you zoom in on a picture on reels to

1228
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 3: be like you crop it, it does like a weird

1229
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 3: glitchy thing when it switches to it, So you have

1230
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 3: to edit all the photos beforehand to be the right

1231
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 3: size because you can't crop within it. Why can't they

1232
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,959
Speaker 3: just fix it and make it better? I mean, cap cut, Okay,

1233
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: I'll do it on cap cut, but it took me.

1234
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: I mean, it was like four hours of my life

1235
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 3: doing this dumb thing that's gotten a thousand likes, which

1236
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 3: seems like a lot, but it's not. When I posted

1237
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: a lot of like you know, I think I posted

1238
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 3: three hours ago and I have a million followers, it's

1239
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: like that's not worth it.

1240
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 2: No story of I have so much to do. That

1241
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 2: was such a shame. I mean, it's just that's the

1242
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: industry though. Also now it's like we'd our whole job

1243
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 2: is to create content for Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, that's all

1244
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 2: we have. That's all we can do now, constantly, and

1245
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:17,959
Speaker 2: it's never ending.

1246
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 3: It's we talked about it with Benedict, it's not it's

1247
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 3: once you post something, it's like what's next. And that's

1248
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 3: the same thing with the business of like if I

1249
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 3: do a show, if I have if you know, I

1250
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 3: did three shows this weekend that were like amazing, the

1251
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 3: crowds screaming, like so much adoration, like so much pomp

1252
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 3: and circumstance, and then it's just like, all right, what's

1253
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 3: that's done? Now those people will it's it's over.

1254
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: We live in this age and it's good and bad too,

1255
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: because like you know, whenever we were growing up, we

1256
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: would have killed to be on TV and have our

1257
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: own TV show. It's like, well, guess what, now you

1258
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: have your own TV show. There you go, Instagram, you

1259
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: have your own channel. Go. Now what are you gonna do? YouTube?

1260
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 2: Go? That's not what the dream.

1261
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 3: Well, you really can make anything.

1262
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: You can anything.

1263
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 3: Not at the level you want to make it up,

1264
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 3: but you can. If you want to make a movie,

1265
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 3: you can shoot a movie with your iPhone.

1266
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 1: If YouTube would have been around whenever I was a child,

1267
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: I would be so famous right now. Really all I

1268
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: did was make content and movies and like with like

1269
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: a home, you.

1270
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 3: Don't have time around, would you would you want to

1271
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 3: do it now if you have time?

1272
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: No, I feel so silly being my age and like

1273
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: trying on wigs and being different characters, Like.

1274
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 3: But is that what you want to do characters?

1275
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: And it like no, like I've you know, I struggle

1276
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: with this, like what to put out because it just

1277
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: feels silly, But like what takes off is that is

1278
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: the wigs and the character.

1279
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 3: Yes, people love you know.

1280
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 2: It's so funny when a guy puts a towel on

1281
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 2: his head and pretends to be his mother and listen,

1282
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 2: some of.

1283
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: Those things hit like you thought somebody like it. Sometimes

1284
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: they hit and like this one's really funny, but totally

1285
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: look at the other ones and you're like and then

1286
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: it's so there's a girl who just sits in her

1287
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: car and just goes like, hey, she'll just don't do

1288
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: the most dane observations, but I'm addicted to it. I

1289
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: forget her name, but she just does what did she

1290
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: do a thing about the other day? It was it's

1291
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: just like there's a new term called yapping, Like it's

1292
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: it's pretty much like what we know yapping as is

1293
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: like girls just talking too much. And it's like, well,

1294
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 1: it's it's like catchy now to be like, oh she's

1295
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,280
Speaker 1: a yapper, I'm a yapper.

1296
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 3: We're all yappers. And like there's a picture of Taylor

1297
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 3: Swift talking like her mouth is open and while she's

1298
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 3: out to Nobo with Travis Kelcey and someone was like, oh,

1299
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 3: we've got a like grade a yapper on her hands.

1300
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 3: It's like every every like every jock guy needs a

1301
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 3: yapper girlfriend. And so it's just like we're yappers, and

1302
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 3: it's it's kind of like an endearing term. It's not

1303
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 3: like a like, oh, she's just a fuckingah. It's actually

1304
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 3: like it's cool to be a yapper, but this girl

1305
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 3: is just like she just she just does I don't even.

1306
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 3: But it's in her car, which is now the new thing,

1307
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 3: and the still for it is a very sexy picture

1308
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: of her in the mirror, a sexy selfie, and then

1309
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 3: it's not anywhere in the content. No, that's a new

1310
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 3: that's a new trick.

1311
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 2: I don't like that one.

1312
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 3: I I like it because you know why, you can't

1313
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 3: get back to it and if you really want to

1314
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 3: see it, you're gonna have to like screenshot it like

1315
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 3: a loser. So like you can post a hot picture

1316
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 3: without it being like look at me. So it's just

1317
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 3: like the subtle hot thing that's just a blink, and

1318
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,280
Speaker 3: I think.

1319
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,919
Speaker 2: I like, well, I can't. I can't utilize that trick

1320
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 2: in my social media.

1321
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 3: So you can just take a hot picture of girl

1322
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 3: a different girl. Yeah that's true, you can't use that,

1323
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 3: but you you know, you have other things going. Yeah

1324
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what, but you got that just kidding,

1325
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 3: but yeah, you're man like, we all have our things

1326
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 3: and we go why do they get to do that?

1327
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 3: And we don't get to like you don't have to

1328
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 3: look on.

1329
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 2: No, I don't have to look at like anything. I

1330
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 2: don't even go on camera.

1331
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good point, but yeah you.

1332
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 2: Do and we're on camera.

1333
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 3: Literally fuck and your hat matches your shirt?

1334
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah?

1335
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: You like coordinated?

1336
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 2: This hat is awesome. Shout out to Ink and Stitch,

1337
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 2: a local La embroider shop. It's the best. I mean,

1338
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 2: this is what local businesses. Everyone loves local businesses, But

1339
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 2: going to a place like Ink and Stitch, I realize

1340
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 2: how awesome local businesses can be when there's a passionate

1341
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: business owner who actually cares about what they're doing, as

1342
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 2: opposed to like going to lids and having some nineteen

1343
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 2: year old who goes to West LA Community College be like, yeah,

1344
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 2: I'll make your stupid fucking hat.

1345
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 3: People that like like their jobs and are and what

1346
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 3: we were just talking about, like we feel sorry for

1347
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 3: like people like I wouldn't want to work here, But

1348
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 3: then people you walk in these places and they're like

1349
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 3: happy that they're working there, Like we worked at a

1350
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 3: venue last night, the Paramount Theater in Huntington, and we

1351
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 3: go to these theaters all the time in casinos and

1352
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 3: like people are just like they hate their jobs. You know,

1353
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 3: it sucks like working a union gig sometimes at these

1354
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 3: theaters and these guys are disgruntled and like kind of like,

1355
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 3: don't tell me what to do and little gruff. But

1356
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 3: these people are so nice, so excited to have us. Yeah,

1357
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 3: everyone who works there is not that you can tell

1358
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 3: the just whoever's the boss of that place, whoever is

1359
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 3: at the top, is probably a good person because it's true.

1360
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: Down and everyone's happy.

1361
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 3: And we were like, we it's so weird. We had

1362
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 3: to even note that these people were just like basically decent.

1363
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 3: Like we were like, you guys are so nice, and

1364
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, we just like we all hang out

1365
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 3: out outside of work, Like we just all all we

1366
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 3: like who we are and we like what we're doing.

1367
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,399
Speaker 1: We're not yearning for more.

1368
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 3: This is enough and we make enough money and like

1369
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 3: or at least they seemed to be, and they were

1370
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 3: so freaking nice.

1371
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: Well that's what happens when you pay your employees a

1372
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 2: living wage and give them if you know.

1373
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 3: It was funny because they don't well no, they do,

1374
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 3: but we were like, it's so great here. Like it

1375
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 3: was two guys in like the doorway and one of

1376
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 3: them is probably like more of the you know, more

1377
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 3: in charge of like more of a boss situation, what's

1378
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 3: senior position? And then the other one was like not

1379
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 3: as much, and and the other guy was like a

1380
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 3: little like just had a little personality quirkiness that was

1381
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: a little different, but like nothing bad or anything, but

1382
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 3: just like just a different vibe. He took a picture

1383
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 3: with me and was like, I'm such a fan. I

1384
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 3: love you so much. But we got to talk about

1385
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 3: your feet, like what's going on with your feet? Like

1386
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to connect with me and like

1387
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 3: met but it was just a weird moment. But I

1388
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 3: do I really do like that guy.

1389
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: What's going on with your feet?

1390
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 3: I think he just wanted I think he just wanted

1391
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 3: to prove that he was like a next level fan, right,

1392
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 3: not the best way to do it, but and I

1393
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 3: was like, actually, I love my feet and I'm never

1394
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 3: getting them operated on because I like the pain of

1395
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 3: them being massage. And that shut him up real quick.

1396
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 3: He was like, Okay, let's get a picture. I'm done

1397
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 3: with this conversation. So then but these guys were and

1398
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: we were like, we love this vibe so much. Here

1399
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 3: you guys just seem great, and he's like yeah. The

1400
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 3: senior guy was like, yeah, we all hang out like

1401
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 3: we're all going bowling tomorrow, and the guy behind him goes,

1402
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:37,439
Speaker 3: you are he goes yeah, he goes yeah, we talked

1403
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 3: about it on the slack and he goes, there's a slack.

1404
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1405
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 3: It was so funny because then when they left, me

1406
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 3: and Ari were just like, oh, boy, Like that was

1407
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 3: such a funny moment where we're like, it's so cool

1408
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 3: that you all like work together and love each other

1409
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 3: and this one guy's clearly been left out of all

1410
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 3: of this stuff.

1411
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

1412
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 3: It was just a funny moment. But I'm sure he's

1413
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 3: on the slack now.

1414
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 2: Ari Finling, who also went to Indiana University.

1415
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.

1416
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, I always forget that about him, even though

1417
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 3: he literally told me that twelve hours ago.

1418
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1419
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I love Ari so much. Okay, we're gonna

1420
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 3: take a break and come back with more after my death. Yeah.

1421
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 3: It was a massive weekend of Waukegan, Illinois. On Friday.

1422
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 2: Did you see the falls?

1423
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 3: Yes, you did, drove past them on Saturday in Senecool, right, Yeah,

1424
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: they I didn't see, like the big part of it.

1425
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 3: I think I thought we thought we were going because

1426
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 3: the guy had picked up at the airport and was like,

1427
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 3: you guys want to see the falls. It will just

1428
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 3: take five minutes. And we're like, we love a five

1429
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 3: minute tourist. Yeah, destination, that's all it takes. And then

1430
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 3: we just kind of drove through and then we never

1431
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 3: ended up parking, and then we were at the casino.

1432
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: We were like, did we see it?

1433
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 3: Like I saw it just kind of like rapids, but

1434
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 3: I didn't how.

1435
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 2: Close was the casino to the falls?

1436
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 3: Five minutes?

1437
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you see. That's one of the things. The

1438
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 2: Niagara Falls is a situation that actually helped establish more

1439
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 2: national parks and federal park lands in America because people

1440
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 2: didn't like how Niagara Falls was capitalized on by different businesses.

1441
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 2: Like if you go to Niagara Falls, it doesn't feel

1442
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 2: like a park. It feels like there's like the Vegas

1443
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 2: Strip right next to the falls, oh, ruining the nature

1444
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 2: and the pristine you know, sites that you can see,

1445
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 2: but you know, adding a lot of money to the region, right,

1446
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: and so all their places are like, you can't do

1447
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 2: this here, You're not going to do this with the

1448
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 2: Grand Canyon imagine you go to the Grand Canyon and

1449
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 2: like surrounding the ridges, there's like a casino on the ridge.

1450
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 2: That would be terrible.

1451
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: It'd be jumping into the canyon because they lost all

1452
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: their money.

1453
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, No, that's what people do it Niagara Falls

1454
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 3: because there's so many casinos around. They have suicides for

1455
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 3: people losing all their money. And then if you so,

1456
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 3: it empties out into Canada, I guess. And if you

1457
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 3: try to commit suicide and you sometimes people survive the falls,

1458
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 3: you owe Canada money because they had to like fish

1459
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 3: you out, like you there's one way where it's like

1460
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 3: it's almost like fifty to fifty where it's like there's

1461
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 3: a way you can go off the falls where you

1462
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 3: probably will survive. Or so that's what the driver was

1463
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 3: telling us, and Annia was like, so do they always

1464
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 3: do it in a barrel?

1465
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: Somebody wanted to kill themselves have to go get a barrel?

1466
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that all we had to do is

1467
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 2: shut down that barrel store and people stopped.

1468
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: Killing themselves, saved so many lives and closed that barrel.

1469
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: So it's true, but but this did it in a barrel, right,

1470
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: I mean I think it was just like, but it's

1471
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: like a.

1472
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 2: Big thing in the thirties people there's gonna go over

1473
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 2: the edge of the falls.

1474
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 3: It was like, so where do they so the barrel?

1475
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 3: How does that work?

1476
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: Its way?

1477
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 3: Like?

1478
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: It was so cute.

1479
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 3: And then she told me a story when she was

1480
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 3: there that before I went on stage. She was like,

1481
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 3: because I go, I don't have anything to say about

1482
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 3: this region, and I want to say something to like

1483
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 3: about a joke about their area. People love that. I

1484
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 3: couldn't think of anything, and she was like, well, last time,

1485
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 3: I remember being on tour here and driving through and

1486
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 3: there was a blizzard and people in Buffalo were like,

1487
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 3: you got to watch out for the black guys. You

1488
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 3: got to watch out for them. And she was like what.

1489
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: And then it ended up it was black eyes.

1490
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 2: Right, the black eyes are slippery.

1491
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 3: Yes, And I made the joke of like, oh I

1492
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 3: could I was. I was like, you should tell that.

1493
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 3: That's really funny, Like it's just a funny quip, and

1494
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 3: she was like, oh no, I'm not, no way, that's

1495
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 3: like so racist, and I'm like, no, it's I don't

1496
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 3: think she said that was so racist, but she was

1497
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,919
Speaker 3: like I could never meaning like it would offend people.

1498
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: It's like, who does that offend?

1499
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 3: It sounds like black guys and it's black ice, Like

1500
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 3: is that offense? Like I'm having trouble discerning. Let me

1501
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 3: just like take a brief moment and say that I

1502
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 3: saw I watched a roast clip of mine the other day.

1503
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 3: Like it just came up, and I was like, you

1504
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 3: know what you owe you? You never watched this ever

1505
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 3: since you did it, Like you've never literally watched the roast.

1506
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 3: You never watched a clip of it, like you don't review.

1507
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 3: Let's just see what you did. Because someone quoted a

1508
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 3: joke to me the other day and I didn't remember

1509
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 3: saying it.

1510
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: What is it? Oh, it's so funny.

1511
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite jokes. I believe I wrote it.

1512
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,439
Speaker 3: I think it's one of mine because I do get

1513
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 3: help on the roast, but this one I believe was

1514
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 3: one of mine. It was like Pete david Since here

1515
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 3: I go, Pete Davidson live from New York.

1516
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: It's not your dad. I think that's so funny.

1517
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,479
Speaker 3: But anyway, that's crazy to say to someone. First of all,

1518
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 3: that's insane. I don't know what's wrong with me. Like

1519
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 3: I was watching, I told I said to Alec Baldwin,

1520
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 3: which I love this joke too, but it was the

1521
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 3: clip that I watched was like, it's such an honor

1522
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 3: to be here, wrote roasting like Hailey Bieber's fattest, dumbest

1523
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 3: uncle or something like. It was just like it was

1524
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 3: way better than that, But it was like, how dare you? Like?

1525
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 3: It was for the first time ever that I was like,

1526
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 3: who the fuck do you think you are?

1527
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: Like I don't.

1528
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: I don't because people keep going like you're an assassin.

1529
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 3: You say things that no one else will say, And

1530
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, do I really like? I think people say

1531
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 3: pretty offensive things on these roasts. I don't think I'm

1532
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 3: like going the next level. I think it's just because

1533
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 3: I looked like I wouldn't because I have blonde hair

1534
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 3: and a nice smile or something. But do I think

1535
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 3: there is something sociopathic about me? Because I don't when

1536
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 3: I watched it. But I go heavier and I even

1537
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 3: pull back more than there's some jokes I write that

1538
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 3: I'm like that I just can't be done, and but

1539
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 3: I just I was having this. So then we're but

1540
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 3: back to the black eyes thing. Okay, right, So I

1541
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 3: said it would be funny to say, like, you know,

1542
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 3: in a blizzard, people don't have to tell you to

1543
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 3: watch out for black guys because they stand out a lot.

1544
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 3: And they go like Matt and not. You were like,

1545
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 3: I was like, is that funny? And they and they

1546
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 3: were like, yes, but you can't say that. And I

1547
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 3: go why why? Like why is that racist? They have

1548
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 3: a darker skin tone, which would stand out more in

1549
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 3: a blizzard, Like that is just I'm not being racist.

1550
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 3: That just is what it is they have.

1551
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that it's white people that

1552
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: will find it racist. A black person would play laugh

1553
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: at that, you know what I mean.

1554
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 3: But there's nothing, there's nothing in white people, there's nothing judgment.

1555
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 3: I think racism is saying that people are worse, not

1556
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 3: that they're different, but it's saying that like someone's inherently worse.

1557
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 3: Saying that someone stands out in a blizzard because of

1558
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 3: their skin tone is more different than the color of

1559
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 3: snow than a white person's skin tone is just a fact.

1560
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 3: And I said to ariego it's physics, and he goes,

1561
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's physics, And I go, light

1562
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 3: refraction and sound waves and color waves. Isn't that physics.

1563
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 3: It literally is a fact that a darker skin tone

1564
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 3: would stand up.

1565
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: So is that offensive?

1566
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: I mean, it can be offensive to some and if

1567
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 2: not offensive to others, I would argue it is not offensive.

1568
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 3: And if you are offended by.

1569
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 2: You were actually wrong.

1570
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 3: It's not You don't get to say what's offensive to you.

1571
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 3: Things are actually black and white, offensive or not offensive,

1572
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 3: and you can say the final thought. You can say exactly,

1573
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 3: you could say that you're offended. But there are things

1574
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 3: that are actually offensive because they're meaning to be mean,

1575
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 3: but just saying something like, for instance, there's there's some

1576
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 3: jokes I've been wanting to write recently that reference someone's

1577
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 3: that they've been literally charged with a crime like that

1578
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 3: they've already served time for. That is a crime that

1579
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 3: they were charged for, and I wanted to make a

1580
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 3: joke about it, and people go, I don't think you

1581
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 3: can go there, and I go, it could go there

1582
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 3: if it was alleged. That would be offensive if or alleged,

1583
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 3: and I'm was And they haven't been convicted of it.

1584
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 3: Uh huh, But this has been a convicted by the

1585
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 3: They are a blank it happened out, yes, and a cannibal.

1586
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 3: So for me to say, or when I make a

1587
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 3: joke about Anthony Bourdain on stage where I'm like, oh,

1588
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 3: you know, my hotel room was depressing. It had bubble,

1589
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 3: and I say all these things that are like, oh,

1590
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 3: it makes me want to kill myself. They had the

1591
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 3: magnifying mirror and a scale and all these things. I'm like,

1592
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 3: did I get the Boordaine bungalow? And people go people

1593
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 3: always grown? And I go, oh, did you did you

1594
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 3: just find out? He'd like, I'm just stating a fact,

1595
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 3: Like I guess I'm making a it's a joke because

1596
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 3: I'm referencing it. But all I'm referencing is that he

1597
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 3: killed himself, and he did. I'm not telling him to

1598
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 3: kill himself. I'm not saying it's good that he did.

1599
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 3: I'm making no opinion about.

1600
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 2: The blame of his suicide on the feet of some

1601
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 2: kind of hotel room.

1602
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 3: No, I guess I'm not even doing that. I'm just

1603
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 3: referencing that he killed himself in a hotel room, and

1604
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 3: I'm saying that they named I'm saying, did you name

1605
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 3: this hotel room after the guy who killed himself in a

1606
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 3: hotel room?

1607
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 2: And the audience is like, of course, they wouldn't do

1608
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 2: something like that, are you?

1609
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 3: You're merely offended that you brought up his tragic death,

1610
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 3: and that is not offensive. It is a fact that

1611
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 3: he killed himself. I will not apologize for that. I

1612
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 3: just want if I say my joke about Kevin Pollock,

1613
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 3: where I said, you do a great Robin Williams depression,

1614
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 3: I wish you would finish it. That I'm wishing he

1615
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 3: would kill himself. That is literally offensive. Any luck for that.

1616
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,040
Speaker 3: I don't know that I did, but maybe you saw

1617
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 3: some I don't remember, but you were.

1618
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,400
Speaker 1: I remember the time. You're like, this is why I

1619
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: do this is that it calls awareness to suicide. I

1620
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: have jokes like that.

1621
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's a that's kind of a cop out.

1622
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 3: I just did it because it was funny. So I

1623
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 3: wish someone would kill themselves. It's just insane thing to say,

1624
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 3: and obviously a joke. Yeah, so hyperbolic. It's it's a

1625
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 3: great joke. But that is offensive if someone's to be

1626
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 3: offended by that, of course, because I'm wishing. I'm saying

1627
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 3: I wish you would kill himself. But if i'm just

1628
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 3: reference I'm saying that someone killed themselves, you don't get

1629
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 3: to You can grow, but you're wrong to grow because

1630
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 3: it's nothing offensive. I'm just bringing up something that maybe

1631
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 3: brings up hard memories for you, but it's not offensive.

1632
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 2: Uh huh, it's not up to it's up to the individual.

1633
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 2: Offensive is subjective, and it just you know, it sucks

1634
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 2: that some people get offenditive things and that they don't

1635
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 2: seem like on the surface that they should be.

1636
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 3: Like blackface is offensive because white people used to say

1637
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 3: black people can't have jobs in Hollywood. We're going to

1638
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 3: paint our faces black and thus you don't get to

1639
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 3: work because and we're gonna make fun of you and

1640
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 3: make it look like an insane version of what But

1641
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 3: the to acknowledge that a black person's skin tone is

1642
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,520
Speaker 3: darker than a white person's skin tone is not offensive.

1643
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: It also it changes, literally is a fact.

1644
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 2: It changes. There's gonna be plenty of things we're saying

1645
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 2: now that in ten twenty years people are like, that's

1646
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,920
Speaker 2: really offensive. The fact that you've sat like it used

1647
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 2: to be offensive. It used to be offensive. That you're

1648
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 2: wearing a short sleeve shirt was offensive at some point. Yeah,

1649
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 2: it all changes, and you know.

1650
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 3: No, but it's it doesn't change. Facts are not offensive,

1651
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 3: I have. I think that's where I draw the line

1652
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 3: if you are restating a fact. If I say someone

1653
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 3: is a murderer and they've served time for murder, even

1654
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 3: though they served the time and they got out of prison,

1655
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:18,679
Speaker 3: I still get to say that because that's I didn't

1656
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 3: That's not offensive bringing that up and reminding them. Like

1657
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 3: even when Kaitlyn Jenner I brought up I was gonna

1658
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,719
Speaker 3: do the joke of like, Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful

1659
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 3: woman you killed with your car that I didn't end

1660
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 3: up doing because she was said that she would walk

1661
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 3: off the day as if anyone brought up that thing,

1662
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, okay, great, I won't do it.

1663
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:40,519
Speaker 3: That's fine because and because that that is a little

1664
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 3: bit of that's it's not offensive to the family of

1665
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 3: the woman because I'm bringing up something that did happen. Yeah,

1666
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 3: it might be hard to hear. It's not offensive because

1667
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's deserved it. I'm not saying she's oh,

1668
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,600
Speaker 3: I'm not saying something mean about I'm saying she's a

1669
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 3: beautiful woman. First of all, I don't think it's offensive,

1670
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 3: but I do understand that it's hard to hear things

1671
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 3: and and remember things. But I would argue that we

1672
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,439
Speaker 3: should bring up things that are hard to hear because

1673
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:12,600
Speaker 3: otherwise they're forgotten. Yeah, people get forgotten if you're just like, well,

1674
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,640
Speaker 3: let's not talk about their death. Let's not like in

1675
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,640
Speaker 3: my family, we do not talk about when I was anorexic.

1676
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 3: We don't ever mention it. It was a really hard

1677
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 3: time in my family's life. I almost died, So we

1678
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 3: don't talk. We act like it literally didn't happen. Is

1679
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 3: that good? I don't find it to be ver. Yeah,

1680
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,719
Speaker 3: it's because it makes you feel like I did something

1681
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 3: wrong or like it was such a hard time that

1682
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,600
Speaker 3: we don't We act like it didn't happen, and so

1683
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 3: I you know, we can't really joke about it. There's

1684
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 3: just it's it literally is a race. Do you Every

1685
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 3: family has this where you erase something whereas dad hit

1686
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 3: mom or you know, the dog choked in front of

1687
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 3: all of us and died like something horrible and we

1688
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 3: all act like it didn't happen. I would argue it's

1689
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 3: not doing much good to not talk about hard things.

1690
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 2: It depends on where you lie, because it's also not

1691
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,960
Speaker 2: good to dwell on things.

1692
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 3: No, but I think giving them a little something.

1693
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, like every year you have like a little celebration.

1694
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,920
Speaker 3: Yes, every year. I don't eat for a day just

1695
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 3: to remember.

1696
01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 2: But well that's what Jews do.

1697
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.

1698
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:13,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Ramadan, Yeah that's a month. Yeah, it's insane, insane.

1699
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's very difficult. That's so I'm saying

1700
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:18,839
Speaker 2: it's very difficult.

1701
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 1: I got invited into a Ramadan feast that my neighbors

1702
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: were having. Oh these like fifteen like young boys that

1703
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,959
Speaker 1: were dressed and all the stuff, like white like robes

1704
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: and everything. And I was just like coming home and

1705
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: they were like, come come, it's Ramadan. It's feast. It's feast.

1706
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: Come in, come in, come on. And You're like, I've

1707
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: eaten today. So and I like went into their apartment

1708
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 1: and they all had like they had a sheet spread

1709
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 1: out on the floor and all this food, like these

1710
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 1: weird biscuits and like like pastiers and stuff. Weird, Carla,

1711
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 1: that's a fun stuff. They were filming me. It's different, weird.

1712
01:10:58,439 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 3: It was.

1713
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, by the way, say weird. When they

1714
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: mean different, Okay, it's not people, they mean difficult.

1715
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly totally. I mean all of these words, but

1716
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 3: that's so cute. And we did that and I was just.

1717
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I have to go. I need to take

1718
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: my dog out. And this is and.

1719
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 2: People say offended when they mean I want attention.

1720
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 3: Yes, but they were like some people got offended on

1721
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 3: my show last week and wrote a comment on someone

1722
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 3: someone posted a picture of my show and then I

1723
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 3: like went to go to comment like thanks for coming,

1724
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 3: and I saw a comment of like, uh, did the

1725
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Speaker 3: show get better after she defended pedophiles because that's what

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Speaker 3: we left, and I God, I just wrote which they

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01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:39,799
Speaker 3: they're not even podcast listeners. I wrote with the original

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01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 3: spelling of cool cat underneath it, and I'm just like, yeah,

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01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 3: did get better? And they then the person explained it

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Speaker 3: to them underneath of like that's not what she was saying.

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Speaker 3: And that's another thing that I'm like, you can't get offended. Literally,

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01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,680
Speaker 3: pedophiles don't choose to want to fuck kids. And if

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Speaker 3: they they don't choose to want to, let me be

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Speaker 3: clear about that.

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Speaker 1: They choose to.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe any when chooses anything. But we're not

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01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 3: going to get into no free will.

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Speaker 2: You can take a class and learn how to want.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a master class, a.

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Speaker 2: Master class from Is he a famous pedophile?

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Speaker 3: Well, like the Nickelodeon thing, he's not really a pedo

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01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 3: on that, but he definitely put a system together that you.

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Speaker 2: Know, that's interesting. There's a lot of really famous like

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01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 2: serial killers and mass murderers, but I don't have I

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01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,200
Speaker 2: can't recall famous pedos.

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Speaker 3: Michael Jackson is the most famous.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 3: I would say allegedly offensive. That's offensive, Yeah, because he

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Speaker 3: was probably moston Paris would be offended. Yeah, my god,

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Speaker 3: I don't even want to get into that. Should we say?

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I want to keep getting invited to her things. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 3: she does. She I think Michael Jackson is Paras Hilton's godfather, godfather.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 1: And so she Yeah, she's a staunch believer that those

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Speaker 1: are fake stories.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people are a lot, I mean, there

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01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 3: are people that believe, and I'm open to it that

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01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 3: Scott Peterson didn't kill Lacy Peterson, which is one of

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01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,680
Speaker 3: those things that you're just like, what the fuck? But

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01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 3: Oj Simpson, I mean, with his death last week, did

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01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,479
Speaker 3: you guys see the thing that the you know, the

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01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,760
Speaker 3: ESPN documentary was amazing back in the day, but I

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01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,760
Speaker 3: don't remember all the details from it, but a clip

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01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 3: came up from it the other day where he sees

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01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,320
Speaker 3: so after his trial, where he's already you know, he's

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01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 3: let go and he's not guilty. They're doing an interview

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01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 3: with him, and they find all they needed was to

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01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 3: they had the Bruno Molly shoe, right, they had the

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01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 3: footprint of blood of this Bruno Molly shoe, and all

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01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 3: they had to do was connect him to this Bruno

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01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:32,599
Speaker 3: Molly shoe. But they couldn't right during the trial. But

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01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 3: then later on they found a picture of him in

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Speaker 3: the fucking shoe. And there's only two hundred and ninety

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01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:40,400
Speaker 3: nine shoes, sorry, one hundred ninety nine shoes maybe it

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01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 3: was two ninety nine, let's be generous, two hundred ninety

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01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 3: nine shoes of this size sold in the United States,

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01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 3: and he was wearing one of them on this red carpet.

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Speaker 3: And there's a video of him being presented with a

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01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,200
Speaker 3: picture of him in the shoe. But this is not

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01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 3: like I think this was maybe at his this is

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Speaker 3: why he was later convicted.

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Speaker 1: You know that he was.

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01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:00,760
Speaker 3: Later actually convicted of the murder and found guilty, but

1785
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 3: his eyes get so big he literally goes it's you

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01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 3: couldn't do it if you try to make your eyes

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01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,799
Speaker 3: as big as his art. When there's like a frozen

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01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 3: picture of him seeing the shoe for the first time,

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Speaker 3: and it reminded me of the Jinx, which is back.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jink.

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01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 3: There's a there's an updated The Jinks HBO documentary where

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01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,720
Speaker 3: the guy has the microphone on and goes in the

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01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,720
Speaker 3: bathroom at the end of the documentary. Spoiler alert, turn

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01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 3: off your podcast right now if you haven't seen the

1795
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 3: original Jinks, because you're gonna want to. It's the best

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01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,479
Speaker 3: thing ever. He goes in the bathroom after they so

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01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,320
Speaker 3: he's the same thing he was tried. He got off

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Speaker 3: for it. Then they do a documentary because this guy's

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01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 3: a narcissist and can't keep his mouth shut, and they

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Speaker 3: find like the handwriting for whatever they link him to it,

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01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,519
Speaker 3: and they have the proof right in front of him

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01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,839
Speaker 3: and they show him they're like, this is your handwriting,

1803
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:51,559
Speaker 3: and then this is the handwriting of the killer, like

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01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 3: and it's just like and he and he's worked with

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01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 3: this documentary crew. They seem to have been on his

1806
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,719
Speaker 3: side the whole time, kind of helping him vindicate himself.

1807
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 3: But they're like, we have the proof right here, and

1808
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 3: you just see him see it in this moment, and

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01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 3: he starts kind of like like he starts doing this

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01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 3: weird like his body can't help but respond to like

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01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 3: the fact that he's guilty. And he's like, well, that's

1812
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:17,759
Speaker 3: you know, peculiar whatever. He says some bullshit. I forget

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01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,879
Speaker 3: exactly what happened. And then he goes in the bathroom

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01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:23,719
Speaker 3: and he's still miked, and he forgets on mike himself,

1815
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,400
Speaker 3: and he goes in the bathroom and he's just by himself,

1816
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:28,960
Speaker 3: and you just hear him go something to the fact

1817
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 3: of like, well they know.

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Speaker 1: I killed them all.

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01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,479
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I killed them all.

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01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:38,360
Speaker 3: And then he starts going in the burping and the

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01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 3: burping like he starts reflecting on like what they just caught.

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01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 3: And then he comes out and I think they tell

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01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,320
Speaker 3: him you miked. And then there's another response of that,

1824
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 3: like where he's just like realizing it. So then he

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01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,759
Speaker 3: got he we went to prison because of that. Wow,

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01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,519
Speaker 3: and then he died in present of COVID. But there's

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01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,559
Speaker 3: a new documentary out that has even more like crazy

1828
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,519
Speaker 3: stuff and people are so excited because at the time.

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Speaker 2: Got in prison of COVID.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Robert Durst, whoa, yeah, it's nuts. So that's

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01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 3: out right now, so as lovers and liars, don't even

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01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,360
Speaker 3: forget it. The first two episodes now available on the

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01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,720
Speaker 3: CW app for free. The third episode is coming out

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01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 3: on the CW this Thursday on the CW and Benedict

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01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,200
Speaker 3: Polizzi was on the show from at last week. People

1836
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 3: are loving it. It's still so early, so you can

1837
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:23,479
Speaker 3: get involved. I will have a Taylor Swift recap of

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Speaker 3: the album and all my thoughts on it. All positive thoughts,

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01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 3: no criticism. We're not talking about we might get into

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01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,479
Speaker 3: a little bit of theory of like who what song

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01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 3: is about? But I don't want to be a Sarah

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01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 3: or Hannah, and you guys know what I'm talking about

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01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:37,640
Speaker 3: when I say that, so we might not even get that.

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01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 3: If you just want a positive review of the Torture

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01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,559
Speaker 3: Poets Department and all the things we love about it,

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01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 3: listen to that later this week and thank you Carlisle

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01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,559
Speaker 3: for coming in. You can follow her on Carlisle Forrester

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Speaker 3: spelled exactly the way you would think it would be

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Speaker 3: with two rs. Yeah, I'm the Forester on Instagram. She's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Support her and yeah, we'll see you next time. See

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Speaker 3: you in Saint Louis this week on You Guys at

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Speaker 3: the Fox Theater and then Omaha, Omaha on Sunday night

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Speaker 3: after the Fox Theater in Saint Louis on Saturday, sou

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Speaker 3: Saint Louis and Omaha coming up, and then Vegas with

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Speaker 3: David Spade at the Venetian. Dates coming up I think

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01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 3: May seventeenth or eighteenth or something like that with David Spade.

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Speaker 3: That's going to be exciting. And check nicky Laser dot

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Speaker 3: com or a bunch of new tour dates coming out.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for supporting the show and we'll see you when

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Speaker 3: we see you. Rebeca Hi