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Speaker 1: heard in a while. The Jewels Show is today gonna

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Speaker 1: be the day. Get a million views on TikTok for

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Speaker 1: that funny dance you did, or you get a million

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Speaker 1: at you. How's your day going to go good or bad?

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Speaker 1: You'll find out right now. With Alex's daily vibration, that

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Speaker 1: Yae vibe, It's that time to raise your vibration. You guys.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing your daily one card tarot draw

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Speaker 1: right now. It's this time every single day, Monday through Friday. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just gives you insight on your life and in your

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Speaker 1: give you signs through numbers and symbols. So it's time

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Speaker 1: for us. Alex is shuffling the deck to see Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's the page of cups, page of cups. So if

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Speaker 1: you guys listened yesterday, yesterday was the ace of cups,

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Speaker 1: which represents like new beginnings. So cups represent emotions, intuitions,

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Speaker 1: fillings page represents messages. Right. Getting the page of cups

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Speaker 1: the day after is really interesting. Actually is asking you

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Speaker 1: this because it's the page look for synchronosities and science.

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Speaker 1: It's going to help guide you. They may come from

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Speaker 1: by trusting your intuition. The page of cups is also

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Speaker 1: a good indication that you may be keeping your creative

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Speaker 1: also your daily vibration. All right? Remember, can you follow

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective

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Speaker 1: Ron Fuego calling from the police department. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Ario. Oh yeah, this is her Ariel. How are you?

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Speaker 1: You recently received a speeding ticket? Oh? Yeah, you're going fast,

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Speaker 1: are you going so fast? Oh? I was? I was,

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Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling you is the officer that gave

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Speaker 1: I thought that was okay, that's that's what he told me. Well,

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Speaker 1: I hope it does happen a lot, but not on

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Speaker 1: I'm willing to make it disappear. Okay, how would that happen? Well,

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Speaker 1: you mail like a kitten for me. But yep, are

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Speaker 1: you are you serious? Right? Are you okay? Not mail

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Speaker 1: like a kitten? Then? Um, I would like to hear

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Speaker 1: a dog getting in a fight with a cat. What okay,

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Speaker 1: I susor I'm like at work. If I'm like any

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Speaker 1: Remember cat's hiss? Okay? Um? Well, oh boy, that was

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Speaker 1: a vicious dog and cat fight. Hey, this is probably

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Speaker 1: good time to let you know as a phone prank though,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is this. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your sister Dana say you no, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: time Four of the Roses only on The Jewel Show again.

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater and if you guys couldn't

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Speaker 1: that's we're about to find out. Megan, thank you for

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Speaker 1: we've been dating for about a year and a half.

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Speaker 1: We've never had any issues at all. He's like a really,

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Speaker 1: been different. For sure. He has been staying really late

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Speaker 1: Well you know that's the reason I haven't been having

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Speaker 1: freaking hay Tater? Hey, what's up? Cool? Tater hay? Hey

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Speaker 1: But hey, what's your dirty little secret? Whatever your name is? Y? Okay,

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Speaker 1: um um, yeah, what's up? Okay? Well, oh so embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: to go back to work yet. So what I what

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Speaker 1: I do is every morning I actually get dressed up,

423
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Speaker 1: and he thinks I'm going to work. Oh my god.

424
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 1: I act like I'm going to work, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to work. Oh my god. I feel it would

426
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 1: be so hard to keep that, yeah from your husband. Definitely,

427
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Speaker 1: I mean even in the future, like taxes and all that. Oh,

428
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 1: it's not it's not going to go on that much longer.

429
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Speaker 1: But but you know, so I actually leave the house

430
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: and then I told oh, it's great. I get to

431
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: just take a breath, and I get to go to

432
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Speaker 1: the park and I go to the dog run and

433
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,479
Speaker 1: I watched these dogs and there's I discovered there's these

434
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Speaker 1: three dalmatians that like, I love to watch and they're

435
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: just like they're really cool. All right, Well, are you

436
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 1: ever thinking about telling him that are you just going

437
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: to be unemployed? You're gonna be retired, but you can

438
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: think you're employed forever. Oh no, I'm going to tell

439
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 1: him probably in three or four weeks. There you are full. Okay,

440
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: that's quite a while. Get that time off, a yeah,

441
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: I need I need some time off. My job was

442
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: pretty hard before. You know, what did I do before?

443
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: I was an account services manager, so I was doing

444
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Speaker 1: quite a bit of traveling and it was pretty ruling schedule,

445
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, that's the lord's work. You deserve a break,

446
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: vacation and neither m So yeah, well enjoy the rest

447
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: of your vacation until you have to head back to

448
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: the workforce. Well, all right, thanks for telling us you

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00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: a little secret. Sure, Hey, the Jewels Show on demand.

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00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: Welcome to the iron N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, November seventh,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and who's ready to

453
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Speaker 1: gain some weight? Me? All right? Just how much weight

454
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: will you gain this holiday season? We'll tell you in

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Speaker 1: a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex

456
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Speaker 1: Fresh and I know, I know my story is about

457
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 1: the baby, but there's just something i gotta say though, okay,

458
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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan, And what's worse than one scopion,

459
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: two scopions? What's worse than two scopions five hundred scopions? Really? Yeah,

460
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Speaker 1: it'll probably be true. All right, we'll find out about

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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of to day and the i N the Idiot News.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna learn their port news and annual poll

464
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: found the average person expects to gain eight pounds over

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Speaker 1: the holidays season, So yeah, I expect for a lot.

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Speaker 1: I've never weighed myself before the holidays. Weegan and then

467
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Speaker 1: after right, I'm gonna try it this year. I do

468
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: it every year. I never have. The most I've gained

469
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Speaker 1: is twelve pounds, twelve pounds in one day. Let's I'll

470
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Speaker 1: do it all. I can't tell you how much Chucky Okay,

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Speaker 1: on Friday, will weigh ourselves. No day before Thanksgiving, we'll

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Speaker 1: all weigh ourselves. And then at the end of Christmas

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Speaker 1: or New Years, when we're back after New Year's we'll

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Speaker 1: check in and see how much game wait, week game.

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00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: This is bad now because I'm gonna use as a

476
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: challenge to gain so much way it's a whole goal

477
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Speaker 1: is the eye and then the idiot and news network

478
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. They for our

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00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Rash, who's currently in the passenger seat of

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Speaker 1: the baby's car. I mean, yikes, you guys, let me

482
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: tell you how scary this is. And Cassy missed though.

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00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,719
Speaker 1: The baby and danny Lee, who have a child together, Um,

484
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: you know they've been gone through some drama last week

485
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: or this week, whatever what week it is. And danny

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Speaker 1: Lee is a mama, right, and she hasn't posted any

487
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: pictures of her baby's right, she hasn't. No, it's not

488
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: because no, you know a lot of parents don't want

489
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: to put their children on social media, and I completely agree.

490
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: If I was in a position, I wouldn't. I wouldn't

491
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: want to, especially you're kind of famous issue. But man,

492
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: some domestic violence stuff went down and they were going

493
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: live when the cops were there, and it was just

494
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: like like a whole mess, right, like Aaron their dirty laundry.

495
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: It was insane. It's been like all over social like

496
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: that's what everybody's talking about. But this is really cruel though,

497
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: because the baby knows how he how the mama feels

498
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: about not posting pictures or videos of their child on

499
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: the internet. And after all this one down, the next day,

500
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: he posted this really long video of him holding the

501
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: baby talking crap, and it was just like that's evil, Yeah,

502
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: kind of like a retaliation, like he posted the first

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00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: pictures of their child doing that, and like he did

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00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: it on purpose. Yeah for sure, that's a terrible thing

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Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, but who did the domestic violencing? I

506
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: feel like you know both of them, you know, takes

507
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: two to tango. Yeah, I don't know the specifics. I

508
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: kind of gave up after a while, but I did

509
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Speaker 1: see a headline which might be you know, fig news,

510
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: but it looks like she got she got who was

511
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Speaker 1: some sort of charge. Well, in which case I'm not

512
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: too upset by what the baby did. Then if he

513
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 1: was being abused, two wrongs don't equal or right. Whatever

514
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: the frick that's saying is that is the same? Okay,

515
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: don't bring the baby into No, absolutely not the baby.

516
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: The babies baby do it. Well, that's all I was

517
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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much. This

518
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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For next story of

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Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to English seven.

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Speaker 1: Who's writing on the back of a scorpion? Right, I'm

522
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 1: with h Indeed, a flash flood in Egypt caused all

523
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: the scorpions to flee indoors. What are you what exactly

524
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. They've

525
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 1: gone into everyone's house. Is a get seen from the mummy?

526
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: Is how many people got stung? Okay, so five hundred

527
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: people got stung and three people were dead? What? Yeah, stung? Wait? Wait?

528
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 1: What were they like is it? Because why are they Well?

529
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: They died because it's fat tailed scorpion. It can kill

530
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Speaker 1: someone in under an hour. So only three old or

531
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: something like their immune system or what. Maybe, but I'm

532
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 1: assuming scorpion the fat tone different than another scorpion, I guess. Yeah,

533
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: But I'm assuming that the five hundred people who like

534
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: didn't I probably got medical help or medical assistance. Right.

535
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: The anti venom is so creepy. Yeah, you ate one

536
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: before I did a one? Uh, you know, as I

537
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: got a tequila bar. Yeah, where they you know they

538
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: put you know, I like how you said, you know,

539
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't know. I didn't play

540
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: with a scorpion one time. I did. I did play

541
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: with a scorpion one time I played with one. Yeah.

542
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: How was it on the playground when I was I

543
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: don't know, I was in like third grade or something

544
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: like that. Were playing, well, we were just having Yeah,

545
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: like we played tennis. I saw a scorpion. I started

546
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: poking it with a stick. I didn't really play with

547
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: it too much, but it was They're so creepy. It

548
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: was trying to sting me the whole time. Oh, some

549
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: people keep them as pets. That's messed up. Yeah, but

550
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: I just can't imagine your door breaking down and just

551
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: being all score. It's like knock, knock, knock, fat till

552
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: score Bruno, your job, lady, and that means the I

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00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: n N. And let's come to an end for the day.

554
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: You can do it again one same time tomorrow, Yo job.

555
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: You about to lose yo job. You better lose yo job.

556
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: And that was the I n N, the Idiot News

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00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. They tune

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Speaker 1: in tomorrow same time for another hearty report from the

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Speaker 1: I n N. Remember you can follow the show on

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00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: social media at the Jewel Show, follow us all individually.

561
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jebil Show on demand. It's

563
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Speaker 1: another Jubil Phone frame Day Mornings. Hello, it was up, Cuz,

564
00:29:52,880 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: who is this? This is Pete and I am your cousin. Okay,

565
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: I know it's weird. Yeah, Like, I know that it's

566
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: weird that I'm hitting you up like this out of

567
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: the blue. Um, but I saw that you are my

568
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: cousin on twenty three in me and so like, I

569
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: hit up a couple of other random family members that

570
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: we have and I finally tracked down your number because

571
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: I just want to introduce myself and say what's up, cuzo?

572
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: What's up? Okay? Hi? So like, um, you're hot. I'm sorry,

573
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: what did you say? I'm saying that, like, um, we

574
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Speaker 1: don't know each other because I just found out that

575
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: we're cousins on twenty three of me, but like when

576
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: I see fire, I have to like compliment it. So

577
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm complimenting your fire because cousin or not? Wow, right,

578
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: thank you? I guess I don't. We're cousins. Who would

579
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: have thought like twenty three in me would like better

580
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: than tender? I don't. I don't really know what to

581
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: say to that, because I was like looking through the results,

582
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: my results for my twenty three at me right, and

583
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: then I saw you and I was like, dude, I

584
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: was trying to swipe on the screen, but I couldn't

585
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: swipe because it's not tender, because you know, I'm tender,

586
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: like you swipe if you like people. I was going

587
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: to swipe right. I was like trying to swipe right,

588
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the why is it not swiping?

589
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: You know? But then I was like, oh, I'm on

590
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: twenty three or me not tender. That's my cousin, and

591
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: I have to like get a number in callers. So

592
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: that's why I'm on the phone right now, is to

593
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: say what's up. That's like super incesty, I feel, I mean,

594
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so, because like we're not like cousin

595
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: cut like direct cousins. We got like we're like second cousins.

596
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: So I think that means like it's cool. No, No,

597
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: we're related okay, like but yeah, well not really though,

598
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: like we are but not really. No, we really are

599
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: if you if you say we connect it on in

600
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: twenty three and May. Yeah, but we're like you're my couso,

601
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: but like my hot couso that I didn't even know about,

602
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: my cousin that I didn't know though, you're like my

603
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: cousin that I didn't know about. So anyway, like I

604
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: just wanted to hit you up. What, No, this is gross, Honestly,

605
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: this is really weird. What if I send you some

606
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: picks though, because you don't even know what I look like,

607
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. That's weird and disgusting. Okay, but don't

608
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: you think it would be like a little cool though

609
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: if we dated? No, I no, really not at all.

610
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: But like think about the headlines, headlines, what do you

611
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: mean headlines? Yeah, like the news, Like, okay, just hear

612
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: me out, Like I can tell you're not really feeling

613
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: me and I'm feeling you, and that's fine. Like family

614
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: members don't always get along. But like what I'm saying

615
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: is think of the headlines. Like you know, they always

616
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: do stories where like long lost brothers and sisters meet

617
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: each other on when they do like one of those

618
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: twenty three and result things, and like we could make headlines.

619
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, two cousins find each other on twenty

620
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: three and me and then they like hook up or

621
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: get married like in date. You know, that would not

622
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: be flattering, that would be totally incriminating. That would no

623
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: But we'd be like Internet popular and like we'd have love.

624
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: We wouldn't have love. Okay, well then we'd be Internet

625
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: famous at least, right. I don't need to be Internet

626
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,239
Speaker 1: famous and you're creep. I don't want to hear from

627
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: you ever again. Okay, well then I'll just tell you

628
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call and your sister set you

629
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: up then and I'll go away forever. Oh my god,

630
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

631
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: phone prank. Can you and your sister set you up

632
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: because she said, you've been obsessing about your twenty three

633
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: AM results. Oh my god, I'm never telling her anything ever. Again,

634
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: you're sure you don't want to date your cousin? He

635
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: sounds super cool. I'm sure the Jewel Show on demand

636
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: first day follow up. This is on the phone today

637
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up and he's not getting

638
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: a call back from a woman named Naomi. I'm on

639
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: back and apparently he knows exactly why. Oh well, then

640
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: what are we doing? I have no idea, So si listen,

641
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 1: producers tell me that you know exactly why you're getting ghosted. Yeah, yeah,

642
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: I do. Unfortunately, what did you do? So? I tend

643
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,439
Speaker 1: to get like really nervous about like being late to things,

644
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: and you know, especially when I'm gonna meet someone new.

645
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: Then I'm only add the pressure of like you know,

646
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: regular first stage at ors. And like it was a

647
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: restaurant I had never been to anyway, I decided to

648
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: get to the cafe like fifteen minutes early. That way,

649
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: if there's if there's any traffic or like that parking,

650
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: I would be on time. You know, nothing wrong with that.

651
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 1: I mean it's better to be early than late. Yea, yeah,

652
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: all right. I walked to the cafe and uh, it's

653
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 1: permanently closed. Oh so I reached for my phone in

654
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: my pocket to see if I could find a new

655
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: place close by, and I left my phone in the car. Okay,

656
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: so you just went back to your car then, right,

657
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 1: and got your phone. Yeah. I walked back to the

658
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: you know, I was, you know, a little peep at

659
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: myself when I walked back. And when I got there,

660
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: I realized my keys and wallet are both in there too,

661
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: and so of course it's locked. I can't get to them.

662
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: So what do you do? Well, I had to wait

663
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: for Naomi and she showed up, and you know, I

664
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: asked her to help me, and I had to wait

665
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 1: for like ten minutes for her to show up. And

666
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: it just feels creepy. Man, You're standing there in front

667
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: of an empty store and you're asking every woman walking

668
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: by her name. Is Naomi had a good look? She was?

669
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: She was sweet about it. Though she was sweet about it.

670
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: She called Triple A for me. Um. You know, I

671
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: talked to them, and the cherry on top of it

672
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: all was that my membership had expired and I didn't

673
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: have my wallet to renew, so they weren't going to

674
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: help me. So then she calls a locksmith for me

675
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: and it all took like two hours. Oh well, she's

676
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: got a lot of patience because if that was me,

677
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: I would have left you. I would have loved me too.

678
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: How do you leave things with her? Then? You know?

679
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: I texted her that night and she said, sorry for

680
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: the whole everything, you know, all of it, and and

681
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: I do want to try again for you know, a

682
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: real first date and uh yeah nothing. How long ago

683
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: was this? About a week? A week and a half. Now,

684
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: it's not that serious. I don't think she's like the

685
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: wand or anything. I just want to, you know, have

686
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: give it a real goal, you know, like an actual date. Y. Yeah,

687
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: see what happens from there? Where did you guys end

688
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: up meeting? I didn't hear so it was just it

689
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: was just in front of like a like a like

690
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: a cafe. It was like a friend originally, like originally

691
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 1: where did you meet her? I met her through some friends? Okay?

692
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: And how long has it? Or? Sorry? Said it spend

693
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: about a week and a half. And how many times

694
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: have you tried to reach out? Um, I've waited a

695
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: couple of days between techste and she hasn't responded at all. Yeah,

696
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: so then I decided to Yeah, well that's when I

697
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: decided to give you guys a goal. Okay, And it

698
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: couldn't be anything else, you know, I think I don't know, man,

699
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: I feel like she just kind of felt sorry for me,

700
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: and and you know that's not a good that's not

701
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: a good person. Pressure, So I want to give it

702
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: another goal. Here's some wishful thinking, Silas. Maybe she locked

703
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: her keys and phone in her car, so that's why

704
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: she can't get a hold of you. You know, I

705
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: hadn't thought about that. I hadn't thought about that. She

706
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: hasn't been able to get a new phone of weeks. Crazy.

707
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll play a song come back, and

708
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: then call her and see if we can figure out

709
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: why she's not if that is the reason she's not

710
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 1: calling you back it sounds like it probably is, because

711
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: that's awkward, and then try to get you an other date. Okay,

712
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: all right, all right, we're doing next. It's a jewel

713
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: show in the middle of your first date. Follow up

714
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Silas is on the phone

715
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: and Silas, really, hey, Silas, I'm just gonna say it

716
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: really screwed up his first date. He had a date

717
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: with a woman named Naomi. They met through friends and

718
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: he was like, let's go show up. Let's go to

719
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: this cafe. Then he got to the cafe early, walked

720
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: there because there was no parking two blocks, got at

721
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: the cafe, realized it was closed permanently, didn't check that

722
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: on YELP, and then walked back to his car and

723
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: his phone and his phone and his keys were locked

724
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: in the car, and he ended up meeting up with Naomi,

725
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: but they just spent two hours trying to get the

726
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: stuff out of his car and get his car unlocked.

727
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: They did order Uber eats though, while they waited, and

728
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: he said he liked her, but now she's not calling

729
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 1: him back, so we're about to figure out why. All right, silence,

730
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: you're ready from me to call her? Yeah, yeah, let's

731
00:38:51,719 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: do it. All right, Here we go, Hello, him asking

732
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: to Naomi please h Yeah. Is this hi Naomi? This

733
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: is a radio show called The Jewel Show. My name

734
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: is Jewel Mind Alex minds English even and why are

735
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 1: you guys calling me? Well, that's a good question, calling

736
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: you because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Oh,

737
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: isn't about Silence? Yeah, it is all right, you already

738
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: knew I would. I kind of figure it, I guess. Okay. Yeah.

739
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the First

740
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: Date Fall Up. It's where if you go out on

741
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: a date with someone and then end up ghosting them,

742
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: then they can email us to get you on the

743
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: phone and find out what happened in silas kind of

744
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: knows that you had not the best date. A little

745
00:39:55,160 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: bit of bad luck, A little from a little bit

746
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: of bad luck as an understatement to be honest. I

747
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of horror movies and I know

748
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: not to follow a random guy that you barely know

749
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: to a car two blocks away. Okay, yeah, it sounds

750
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: like Ted Bundy. Yeah. He told us about how, um,

751
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: you know, he met you where you guys are supposed

752
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: to meet and that was actually closed for good and

753
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: then he locked all this stuff in his car. He said,

754
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: you hung out and were pretty cool about it. But

755
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: you think that he made it up? I mean, yeah, really,

756
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: I mean look at it from my perspective, right, well,

757
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: it's like a random guy that I barely know offers

758
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: to meet me up at a cafe and I get

759
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: to the obviously closed cafe to a guy standing in

760
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: front saying he lost his phone and keys in his car. Yeah,

761
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 1: that'd be super sketchy. And then he asked me, that

762
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: tells me that the cars like two blocks away. Yeah,

763
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: but I mean, like, didn't you guys meet through friends though? Yeah?

764
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: I mean they vouched, you know, but yeah, you know,

765
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: and if you did think that he was a murderer,

766
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: then why do you order uber eats? I mean I

767
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: told him I would call h like Triple A for him,

768
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: but then I would stay in front of the cafe

769
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: because I felt a lot safer, just like a more

770
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: public place, right, agree with that? So you know that

771
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: put me a little bit more at ease. But after everything, though,

772
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: you still think that he made it up? I do.

773
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: I mean, he asked me to call Triple A and

774
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, he's like, oh, they can't help.

775
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: Did he tell you that part? Well, he said that

776
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: he his thing expired and that he didn't have his

777
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: wallet because it was inside the car, so he couldn't

778
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: pay for it. But I was I was thinking that,

779
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: like you were at the car with him the whole time,

780
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: so he just kept going back and forth or what. Yeah,

781
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: So I just I, you know, I called a a

782
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: locksmith for him, and I just waited. And that's why

783
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: I got uber eats because I was cold. I was

784
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: just like standing there, so I ubered up them coffee

785
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: while we waited for the locksmith to come, um, you know,

786
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: and give me a call and let me know when

787
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: they're there. And while we were waiting that we had

788
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: like a really great conversation. Serial killers are often charming exactly.

789
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: It's like a ted ted buddy was like super charming. Well,

790
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: I do have to let you know, Naomi, I don't know.

791
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: I didn't get a big serial killer vibe from him,

792
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: but I haven't met a lot of serial killers, honestly,

793
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: so I don't even know. Well that's true. I might have.

794
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: So my my serial killer dar might be very off,

795
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: but he is on the phone and wants to talk

796
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: to you. Ah, okay that Uh yeah, I'm not I'm

797
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: not a I'm not a serial killer, Naomi. Yeah. I

798
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: don't even kill like bugs in my house. I like

799
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: saved them, you know. I just put him in a jar,

800
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: put him like blood, and put them outside. Usually, yeah,

801
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: putting him in the Jaws kind of serial killer. I'm

802
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: in a jar on them put him outside. No, because

803
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying I mean, actual, fine, you're still using a

804
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: radio shot to call me, Like I think a serial

805
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: killer would definitely do something like this. They kind of

806
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: love attention. But like that's like you, that's like you

807
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: will you said yourself, like you felt more like safe

808
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: in public, right, Like that's because it's like more of

809
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 1: a public on the radio. I like the radio show

810
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:46,319
Speaker 1: serial Killer. We could we have one? Could we use one?

811
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: I mean every every show should have a serial killer,

812
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: I think, right, I don't know, man, I just yeah, yeah, no,

813
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: this is this is this is crazy. This is crazy

814
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not a serial killer. That's like

815
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: totally unfounded. That's like a that's like a just a weird,

816
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: crazy thing to say. Okay, okay, oh see you're you're

817
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: getting a little worked up here now. Yeah, kind of

818
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: like a tell tale sign right there. I can't, I can't,

819
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I ran over like a bunny

820
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: one time. But like that was like, oh okay, that's

821
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: how they started with animals usually emphasy man, Like it's

822
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: like like I'm not like a sociopath. I'm not a

823
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: serial killer. I just wanted to go on another day.

824
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: There's no getting over it, Naomi, it was it was

825
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: all creepy for you. It was creepy. It was. I mean,

826
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 1: he invited me to a close cafe. There's no chance

827
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: he made no chance, he made a mistake. I'm I'm

828
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: actually not convinced still. Yeah, so no, I'm just not convinced.

829
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, well I'll all ask it anyway, Naomi,

830
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Sila?

831
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. No, thank you, Silas. I'm sorry, man,

832
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: for what it's worth. I don't think I believe that

833
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: that was an honest mistake. Make reservations next time, yeah,

834
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: like call them up and actually make them at a

835
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: place that's open. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a good idea.

836
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: It is. It's the only way to make sure you're

837
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: not confused for a serial killer. What I've learned Jewils

838
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember

839
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: email a show on air at the jewilshow dot com.

840
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: And if you have a dirty little secret, and maybe

841
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: you can say what it is on the show. And

842
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 1: remember we keep everybody anonymous. So you're safe to say whatever.

843
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

844
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: everybody who calls in to tell us a dirty little

845
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,439
Speaker 1: secret gets a fake name. Like who's on the phone

846
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: right now? So I'll say a word than Alex Fresh,

847
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: We'll say a word and then Englishman will say a

848
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: word and that'll be the name of the person on

849
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: the phone. So on the phone to tell us a

850
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,240
Speaker 1: dirty little secret right now? Is why Roger? Why Tutsie Roger?

851
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: Sounds like a really weird question, I don't know, or

852
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: a question for it. Sounds like Tutsie Roger did something

853
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: and somebody's like, why why did you do that? Tutsie Roger.

854
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: I still can't tell if Evan using real names is

855
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: okay with this with me or not. It's a name,

856
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: it's its name. A name is not a world would

857
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: names technically our words are names. Yeah, I don't know

858
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: if that's right. I believe you anyway, you're on the

859
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: phone now, Tutsie, Why Tutsie Roger? What's your dir little secret?

860
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh boy? So um I went to Vegas um laying

861
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: at end with like yeah with my exactly with my

862
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: girlfriend bachelor at party and did what happened. Stay absolutely not.

863
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 1: I wish kay. So, you know, as one does in Vegas,

864
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: because we're drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking and

865
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: drinking and drinking. And yeah, so one of my genius

866
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: friends decided to get tattoos and then, oh, my genius

867
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: self was like, okay, but here's the kicker. I didn't

868
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: really remember this until the next morning when I looked

869
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: down at my hip and not only do I see

870
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: a man's name on my hip, it is my ex

871
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: boyfriend from like years ago, oh tattooed his name on

872
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: my hip. And this, I mean, this guy was like

873
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: a jerk. He cheated on me and everything. What the

874
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: worst part is, by the way, who he had to

875
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: mention I'm married? No, man, I love very much. Okay's

876
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: name tattooed on you in Vegas and you're married? Yeah,

877
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: how did you explain joke on me? Yeah, we're gonna

878
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: get a removed before the weekend was over. Yeah, no, um,

879
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: I told she told my husband it was my great

880
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: great great uncle's name. I believe that. Well. I thought

881
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: it was like weird enough, Like you know, I'm like,

882
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: I am kind of like a weirdo. So it's like

883
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: it makes sense a little, but like you know, it's yeah,

884
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: what is it's the name Bernard you have? Okay, and

885
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: he doesn't know about your Bard. Well you know, it's

886
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: just you know, the Bernard family name. You know that

887
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: I take so much about Wow, whoa that? So my

888
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: ex actually went by Ben? But yeah, he doesn't know

889
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: that your ex's name was Bernard, just Ben. No. Ok. Wow,

890
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: here's the way thing for me subconsciously, you're thinking about

891
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: your I was gonna say that kind of weird. Yeah,

892
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean I think we were just all you know,

893
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: it was a bachelor party where I was just like

894
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: making jokes and like talking about all our fields relationships

895
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: and like I don't know, I guess I was gay. Yeah,

896
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm very like I'm I'm pretty easy

897
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: going with most things. Alex and I are married. If

898
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: he didn't know that, by the way, I have to

899
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: say that for new listeners, if you didn't know, if

900
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 1: you're a no listener who gets hairded me saying it whatever,

901
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: I have to say it. Alex and I are married,

902
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty relaxed with a lot of a lot

903
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: a lot. But if you right here on the radio.

904
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: If you went to Vegas with your friends and came

905
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: back with a guy's name me, Well, yeah, but if

906
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: I could you imagine I would I'd be shocked and like,

907
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: I'd have a lot of questions. And then if even

908
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: if it was a name that I didn't know, then

909
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,919
Speaker 1: I'd have even more questions. And then if I said,

910
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: like if it was my uncle uncle uncle's name and

911
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: I never heard of this guy, I was just like, yeah,

912
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: it was stupid. I don't even know why I would

913
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: have done that. Yeah, yeah, I think that's one instance

914
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: where I'd be like, I don't believe you. I don't

915
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: know you guys love each other a lot, but I

916
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 1: would hope that you might cool it quick. I don't know.

917
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: Maybe not. That's well, thank you for telling us. You're

918
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: a little secret, and I would definitely never tell your

919
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: husband that. Yeah, yeah, no problems. The Jewel Show on demand.

920
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm scared and you should be too. It's the Jewel Show.

921
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: Alex will tell you why in a second, but just

922
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: know that I'm scared, all right. Yeah, And he's saying

923
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: that you should be scared too. Because my sixteen year

924
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: old daughter, Bella, she passed her driver's test. Oh no,

925
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: on the first try. What I don't even know how.

926
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: I don't either, though, And like I know, it sounds

927
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: like you shouldn't be scared, but we're saying scared because

928
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: a new driver on the road. Yeah, but I mean

929
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm scared anytime I see a new driver thing. But

930
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: to actually be in the car with them learning, yeah,

931
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: who without like a break on your side? Scary? Well, okay,

932
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 1: So so my daughter Bella, you know, she's just she's

933
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 1: straining sixteen next week and she hasn't taken her driver's

934
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: test through the d O well yet. But she did

935
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: take her driver's test through the company that she did

936
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: drivers head through, and usually they said that it takes

937
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: kids three, four or five times to pass their driver's test.

938
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: Are you full? Yeah? And the night before she was

939
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: taking it, I was like, there's no way she's in

940
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 1: passenger and the same things like not a chance, there's

941
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: no way she's passing. She suck that bad? Is she

942
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: really bad at driving? I mean I just feel like,

943
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: I mean, bless her heart. She's a sagittarious and she's clumsy.

944
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: She's learning and she's yeah, she's learning, so like I

945
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: can only imagine her just stepping on the gas and

946
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: going through my garage door right when she's trying to

947
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: step on the break and she's like heym So. The

948
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: night before she was telling me that she was nervous

949
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: about parallel parking, so well, let's go practice, right, And

950
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: I haven't Yeah, I haven't taught her had a parallel

951
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: park or really taught her. I mean, I couldn't have

952
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: scared Jubil really took her out on the drives, you know,

953
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 1: when she wasn't doing it a driver's heads. The scariest

954
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: thing that I did volunteered. I volunteered, right, that's tribute. Well,

955
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm a very patient person. I know that,

956
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: not that Alex isn't, but just well, I mean in

957
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: that situation, I probably wouldn't be the most people I

958
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: can believe, actually, And also I kind of just roll

959
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: with the punches. So if something's about to go wrong,

960
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: and don't think it's gonna go that wrong, like we're

961
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: about to hit a pole lightly, I'm just gonna let

962
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: it happen, like Okay, if someone's really about to go wrong,

963
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: I'll jump in and be like hey hold on. But

964
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: the scariest thing that I did there's this area where

965
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: we live where it's just a circle, right, And I

966
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: had her practicing going making turns, going in a circle

967
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: without freaking out and slamming on the brake or over correcting.

968
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: So I was like, just go at a normal speed.

969
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: I don't want you to even touch the break, just

970
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: take the turns. Yeah. I was calm on the outside,

971
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: but inside, yeah, I was pretty sure that we were

972
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: about to crash through a house like this is my time.

973
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: So yeah, she was a nervous about it. So I

974
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: was like, well, let's go practice real quick some paril parking.

975
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: And so I'm you know, shooting my own horn. I

976
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: can pull our park like a boss the first time

977
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: every time, and I just showed her how to do it.

978
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: I just pulled up right in and she was just

979
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: like looking at me dumbfounded because she's like, how did

980
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: you just do that? And I'm like, okay, we'll get

981
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: all the switch you do it. Now, now turn to

982
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: well this way, now turn the well that way, now

983
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: turn to those ways. And she did a perfectly wow,

984
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: literally like she'd and then I had her do it,

985
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: you know a few more times after that, and she

986
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: did it like perfectly every single time, because it's really easy,

987
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: like once you figure out where to stop and like

988
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 1: turn the wheel and then turn the wall back and

989
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: then go. You know, it is easy. So then the

990
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: next day she passed on the first time. I was

991
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: prepping her. I'm like, Bella, you know, like you might

992
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: not pass. It's fine, it's okay, but you know, she

993
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: came home and she's like, I passed, and I'm like,

994
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: what right have you passed it? She says. She says,

995
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: the instructor said, wow, like, I'm surprised that you passed

996
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: because most kids don't pass until like three, four or

997
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: five times and so and Bella said, it's because of

998
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: your paralo parking, Like how you showed me, because I

999
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: don't think I would have passed if you didn't show

1000
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: me that. But do you take credit for her passing?

1001
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: I mean, she gave me credit for her passing, so yeah,

1002
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: you deserve it, right, Yeah I do. I mean I

1003
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: taught her how to palo park like a boss, and

1004
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: she passed. You can take credit for your kids. Yeah,

1005
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: I guess what, she wouldn't be here if you would exactly. Hey,

1006
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: Annie was up hi, So I was just listening to

1007
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: what Alex was saying about being like surprisingly proud of

1008
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: her daughter, and I'm surprisingly proud of my son because

1009
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: it looks like he's gonna not be an a hole

1010
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: after all. What does that mean? I mean, so like

1011
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: he's been playing sports for years and every time, every

1012
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: time like the other team would go or whatever, he

1013
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: would be such a sort of loser and I would

1014
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: talk to him about it. And you know, the last

1015
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: six months I've been watching and he just has been

1016
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: really cool and like shaking hands and like just again

1017
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: not being an a hole. So I'm um, he's eleven. All,

1018
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: good job, congratulations on not raising an a hole for

1019
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: the moment, being a good parent, I mean, until he's

1020
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: like until it is a boy, um, and being a

1021
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: young boy myself and also a grown boy. I will say,

1022
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: you got until he's about twenty, yeah, thirty two a

1023
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: hole at all anymore? Well, no, I mean, I guess

1024
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: we're all hills at one point. Yeah, yeah, but it

1025
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: could at least he's kind of growing out of it.

1026
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 1: It seems like, Yeah, thanks for taking my call, though

1027
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for margin like that, like an a hole.

1028
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: Accomplishments should always be celebrated, So thank you for calling

1029
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: up and congratulations on your son not being an a

1030
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 1: hole right now. Thanks, all right, remember you can follow

1031
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: the show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you

1032
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

1033
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm at that Dread The Jewel Show on demand