Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes,
Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now, nine in the air. Everywhere, you
Speaker 1: have tuned in to a podcast that is designed for
Speaker 1: the top one percent of the Mallard militia. That means
Speaker 1: you have risen up the ranks of the listenership of
Speaker 1: the show because listen, there's a lot of people listen
Speaker 1: during the week and our fans of the overnight show,
Speaker 1: and we thank you for that, but very few a
Speaker 1: hearty bunch go to the podcast because this is only
Speaker 1: on the podcast format, The Fifth Hour with Ben, because
Speaker 1: five nights a week, four nights, four hours a night
Speaker 1: not enough, and so here we are eight days a week.
Speaker 1: This is the Sunday mail Back Podcast, which is one
Speaker 1: of the more popular things we do even on the
Speaker 1: radio show as far as downloads the mail Bag podcast.
Speaker 1: People love the mail Back podcast and back a rare.
Speaker 1: Another appearance back to back Belly to Belly on the
Speaker 1: mail Bag and the weekend editions of the podcast. David
Speaker 1: gas Sky really excited to be back. I think it's
Speaker 1: better to be back in the in the weekend editions
Speaker 1: with you because that means I'm not driving. You know,
Speaker 1: the average price for gas in California is four and
Speaker 1: a half dollars. But there's also a city that's charging
Speaker 1: seven fifty nine for a gallon of gas here in
Speaker 1: this great state. Uh is that in Paris, California? Or
Speaker 1: where would that? Where would that be? Where would the
Speaker 1: gas for over seven dollars be? Can you imagine? It's
Speaker 1: in Monterey County. It's off the it's off the pch
Speaker 1: off of Highway one. UM. I will tell you if
Speaker 1: I was in the mecca of the Internet there in
Speaker 1: the Silicon Valley, I would charge twelve dollars a gallon
Speaker 1: because I'd have the people at Facebook, Yahoo, Google, you know,
Speaker 1: all all the big web companies there that are based
Speaker 1: all their operations. I would just have them pay twelve
Speaker 1: dollars a gallon. Could you quite imagine that they pay
Speaker 1: an arm in a leg though for for gas in
Speaker 1: the UK? UM yes, yes they do. And uh, there's
Speaker 1: really no good reason for the cost of gas to
Speaker 1: be what it is, but there's there's no going back
Speaker 1: unless unless they close businesses down again. And I guess
Speaker 1: they can lower the price because there'll be too much
Speaker 1: gas and they'll have to get rid of it. But ridiculous. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this is the mail bag gas on. Do not waste
Speaker 1: any time. We must get right to the questions. Please,
Speaker 1: we have to have the proper ohio al open. Come on,
Speaker 1: here we go, Yes, thank you, Ohio all a great musician,
Speaker 1: many talented musicians in the show. And I'm very happy,
Speaker 1: very happy that some of you guys are just randomly
Speaker 1: sent in songs. It used to be that only at
Speaker 1: the Talent Show would we get New Mather theme songs,
Speaker 1: but now year round we are getting these wonderful tones.
Speaker 1: So it's it's great to see, all right. So the
Speaker 1: first question, these are actual questions either posted on our
Speaker 1: Facebook page, which is Ben Maller's show on Facebook every Tuesday,
Speaker 1: usually early in the day. Unless I forget, I will
Speaker 1: post a message on Facebook and then we will call.
Speaker 1: We will curate your questions. Will you'll post them on
Speaker 1: there and then all pick as many as I think
Speaker 1: are good for the broadcast, and then we'll get to
Speaker 1: the questions on this podcast and also the Real Fifth
Speaker 1: Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com and you can
Speaker 1: send your questions in for the Sunday mail Back podcast.
Speaker 1: And this is appropriate. I was not going to start
Speaker 1: with this one because I was gonna wait for it,
Speaker 1: but since you started talking about gasoline, I thought this
Speaker 1: would be approppropriate. Uh Sobby writes in, says Ben, I
Speaker 1: have been listening to you since I was thirteen. How
Speaker 1: about that that's probably why I'm a complete loser in life. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, savvy, I appreciate that. Screw you anyway, he says,
Speaker 1: thanks for that, just kidding. Your callers probably have a
Speaker 1: bigger part to play than you did. Wow, how about
Speaker 1: that shots fired that I have not I'm just the middleman,
Speaker 1: and that Sabby likes the people that call the show.
Speaker 1: The whack pack of losers that call our show. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, I found this in the sense of he
Speaker 1: sent a link it's a YouTube video from the CBC,
Speaker 1: and thought of the argument that you had with Coope
Speaker 1: premium versus regular gas. I guess this is uh definite
Speaker 1: proof that you need to win this argument. There you go,
Speaker 1: says you don't need to read the email on the podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm reading the email on the podcast, Sabby, because of
Speaker 1: the fact it relates to what gascon said and it
Speaker 1: makes me look good. So guesscan are you a premium
Speaker 1: gas guy or regular gas guy? Good? Okay, that's your
Speaker 1: smart man and the CBT and I watched this thing
Speaker 1: from pillar to post, Sabby, this thing, this email, this
Speaker 1: uh not email YouTube video, It's like over twenty minutes long.
Speaker 1: CBC did an investigation of gas. They studied the effects
Speaker 1: of fuel mileage on your car and they determined what
Speaker 1: I had determined years ago, that paying for premium gas
Speaker 1: is bullshit, That it is a scam. It is an
Speaker 1: absolute scam, and it's proof of human beings when marketed
Speaker 1: a certain way. Human beings are very gullible. And the
Speaker 1: people that do marketing for living know this. And if
Speaker 1: you tell you tell people, hey, you know, by by
Speaker 1: the premium gas, it costs a little more, but your
Speaker 1: your your car will last longer, you'll get better gas milege.
Speaker 1: None of those things are true. It's bullshit. But if
Speaker 1: you say it enough and people just believe it to
Speaker 1: be true because well I heard it, somebody said it,
Speaker 1: so it must be true. So I just wanted to
Speaker 1: get that off my chest. But thank you for that.
Speaker 1: I did appreciate the email. The next email from Rabbi
Speaker 1: in Dublin, California, says, Ben, I really missed, along with
Speaker 1: many other listeners, an opportunity to hear your outrage after
Speaker 1: the Dodgers lost in the National Age Championship Series. The
Speaker 1: international caller provoked you a bit that would be Ozzy
Speaker 1: momentum the other night. I expect a full hour coverage,
Speaker 1: he says, I expected a full hour coverage. Robbie continues,
Speaker 1: anything another thing, rather to check. I know your viewpoint
Speaker 1: about the gifts, as listened multiple times, your opinion as
Speaker 1: you shared publicly with to David's gift your last birthday,
Speaker 1: knowing that I am still asking as now you moved
Speaker 1: to a new home and settled down. I hope did
Speaker 1: you get a chance to open the gift I sent
Speaker 1: on May twenty one, says there's two reasons here, Robbie. One,
Speaker 1: I handmade wooden boards, knife your name plate. It's a
Speaker 1: personal personal time spent. Uh wow, this sounds like a
Speaker 1: really nice gift that sounds like wonderful gift. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then he says number two, there's a page longhand written letter.
Speaker 1: And I am more interested in knowing your thoughts. All right, roll, Bobby,
Speaker 1: I apologize. I do think I know where that item is. Uh.
Speaker 1: There were none, I explained. So when I moved in
Speaker 1: the haste to move out of the which house was this?
Speaker 1: This was the midway house with the halfway house. We
Speaker 1: called it right the halfway house. I'd moved out of
Speaker 1: the Mallard mansion to the halfway House. When all of
Speaker 1: that was going on. One night you might remember this, Robbie,
Speaker 1: if you listen, my equipment in the studio burned up
Speaker 1: at the home studio. So I had to run into
Speaker 1: the main studio in Sherman Oaks. And when I did that,
Speaker 1: I picked up my mail, and so I took the
Speaker 1: mail back to the halfway House. And then in the
Speaker 1: process of moving the halfway house, which I was in
Speaker 1: the middle of, those boxes got put in a storage shed.
Speaker 1: I know where they are. They're in storage shed number two.
Speaker 1: That's the good news. The bad news, Robbie is I
Speaker 1: gotta get some construction equipment to get to where they are.
Speaker 1: They're they're in the middle back part of the uh,
Speaker 1: the shed. So I'm gonna work on that, robb I
Speaker 1: can't promise anything, but I I am going to work
Speaker 1: on it, which is a weasel term, as you know, Robby.
Speaker 1: I will go open the shed. I will look at
Speaker 1: where your wonderful gift is, which sounds like a really
Speaker 1: nice gift. That will be a conversation point in the
Speaker 1: new Mallard mansion kitchen. Uh. But I will not be
Speaker 1: able to get it until I get through the other stuff.
Speaker 1: But the good news is I'm motivated because I need
Speaker 1: to get through these storage sheds if I need. If
Speaker 1: I want to get my treadmill back. My treadmill, there's
Speaker 1: no room for it. I have to get rid of
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff to put the treadmill in the garage,
Speaker 1: which is the plan. So I'll keep you posted, Robbie.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry about that. Boy, what a man? I mean,
Speaker 1: that's sounds like a really nice thing to do. And
Speaker 1: here I am Scott in Northern Kentucky rights and he says,
Speaker 1: been not a question, but I do have a solution. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. The soft pretzel problem at Dodger Stadium. I
Speaker 1: also love a good soft pretzel. You have to go
Speaker 1: to the Wetzel's Pretzels on the loge level at Dodgers Staateum.
Speaker 1: Scott aware of the Wetzel pretzel location of Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 1: The ones they sell at the regular snack bar our garbage.
Speaker 1: That is true. They are bad. Love the show. Loyal
Speaker 1: fan who left King Newsome's California late last year. Now
Speaker 1: I'm in northern Kentucky, just outside of Cincinnati, remember me, Scott,
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio and w k RP. And since
Speaker 1: the Nati Great Shows, many many idiots have ruined their
Speaker 1: lives and got into radio because of that show. But
Speaker 1: not anymore. But when the show was on obviously back
Speaker 1: in the day, and Scott, you'll have to send it
Speaker 1: other email and let us know if living in Northern
Speaker 1: Kentucky and leaving the People's Republic of California has been
Speaker 1: everything you hoped it would be. I'm curious, you know,
Speaker 1: if the people left California, because you know, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: much locked in here, Gascott at this point, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to well, at least for for Scott, since he's
Speaker 1: out there. When you do email back, I would at
Speaker 1: least like a small comprehensive list of distilleries that you
Speaker 1: would venture off to in Kentucky. Yeah, well you could
Speaker 1: go to Andy Furman. He's saying that Andy Furman who
Speaker 1: lives in in that area, right, He said, it sounds
Speaker 1: like Scott's more relatable. He's more like my age bracket. Wow,
Speaker 1: but he won't send you a nice type written letter
Speaker 1: like our friend Andy. We gotta get Andy back on
Speaker 1: the podcast The Great Andy Furman Radio legend to him
Speaker 1: at one time, Pierre from Springfield Rights, and he says, question,
Speaker 1: for your sidekick on the Gascons scale of atrocities, which
Speaker 1: of the two is more egregious? A the amount of
Speaker 1: time that the infamous Tomahawks steak has been aging in
Speaker 1: a controlled environment, or be finally cooking said Tomahawks steak
Speaker 1: to the perfect char at which Ben would consume it
Speaker 1: while also dipping it in ketchup. It's a toss up question.
Speaker 1: That's a bad question. I don't think there's a win
Speaker 1: situation in this thing. I think we need to I
Speaker 1: think we can need to give it to Bella. That's
Speaker 1: like the proper way to go about this. This is
Speaker 1: so you would rather, I feed the steak to the dog.
Speaker 1: That can't be arranged. That can be arranged. I mean
Speaker 1: the steak is over two years old. So what, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's it hasn't fine, It's fine, all right, Cliff from
Speaker 1: Nashville writes in he says wal and in Pierre, he
Speaker 1: didn't answer your question. Cliff from Nashville, says Wall. At
Speaker 1: a resort in Mexico recently, my wife saw a guy
Speaker 1: with an orange hat with a star on the front.
Speaker 1: She asked me, what team is that? Without hesitation, Cliff
Speaker 1: from Nashville says, I. I yelled out loud the cheating
Speaker 1: as stros the guy turned to face me. Cliff says
Speaker 1: he had East Side Boys tattooed in block letters across
Speaker 1: his chest. And Cliff says though the story had a
Speaker 1: happy ending because the guy said that he listens to
Speaker 1: the Mallard Show. Also so he I did not die
Speaker 1: that day. Wow, that's you think that's a real story.
Speaker 1: You think that's bullshit. It could be real, It could
Speaker 1: be real, could be bullshit, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We We did have our our buddy, the the hood guy,
Speaker 1: Sean the hood guy, who called in Tales from the
Speaker 1: hood and pointed out Coop did not realize this. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you guess. Go on with your background realizes this
Speaker 1: that every baseball hat has been hijacked by a gang
Speaker 1: in l A. If you wear a hat, it is
Speaker 1: representation of a gang. And there's not a team. Right.
Speaker 1: If you got blue, you're on one team. If you
Speaker 1: got red, you're on the other. If you know, even
Speaker 1: the Oakland Athletics, you don't have blue or red and
Speaker 1: they have been hijacked by the Avenue gangs in in
Speaker 1: l A. Well, that's a good story, Cliff, I hope
Speaker 1: that's true. I did. I did wear the other day
Speaker 1: at work. I wore one of the Negro League hats.
Speaker 1: I wore the the Baltimore Elite Giant's hat. It's it's
Speaker 1: got a giant and be in the middle with a
Speaker 1: black um, black lining and white. It was solid. I
Speaker 1: didn't know this, obviously because I'm not a fami with
Speaker 1: the league itself, but Roy camp Vanilla was one of
Speaker 1: the most famous members of the Baltimore Elite Giants from
Speaker 1: nineteen twenty to nineteen fifty. Is that right? Yeah? Does
Speaker 1: anyone look at that and I recognized that hat? Or
Speaker 1: do they ask, what where's that hat from? Matter? No,
Speaker 1: I just wore it for the first time midweek, and
Speaker 1: I so I wore it for Game one of the
Speaker 1: World serious because I was working with Robin Chris and
Speaker 1: uh Rob has his own website MLB bro, which you
Speaker 1: really focuses on um black baseball players and and so
Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of fitting because he does
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff historically with with the Negro leagues
Speaker 1: and research and obviously promoting the game. So it's, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fascinating. Man. I I dig the material, all the
Speaker 1: all the hats that we got. This one doesn't fit
Speaker 1: a lot. It's it's pretty loose, but I mean they
Speaker 1: got some good stuff back of it. I hate to
Speaker 1: I'd hate to see these ripped off, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what would be wrong? Kevin in Kansas right, since says
Speaker 1: dear Ben and David, you guys make me laugh. I
Speaker 1: look forward to every weekend in high school. Were you
Speaker 1: guys someone that I'd enjoy having in class? Kevin teaches.
Speaker 1: He's a teacher. That's why you asked that. So, Kevin,
Speaker 1: I'll go, no, you would have hated me. You would
Speaker 1: have hated me for a different reason than guess gun.
Speaker 1: I could not, for the life of me get up
Speaker 1: early for school. I hated it. I just was not
Speaker 1: a morning person. And so the days I was at school,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't really have a problem with me. But my
Speaker 1: attendance was lacking and uh and and so I was
Speaker 1: not the most social. I was not the most interactive
Speaker 1: person in class. I was the quiet one that sat
Speaker 1: in the back and was upset that I had to
Speaker 1: sit in the last row and there wasn't a row
Speaker 1: further back that I could sit in, so that I
Speaker 1: was that guy. I'm that guy. Gascon though you were rambunctious,
Speaker 1: I hear. Is that true that you were more of
Speaker 1: a troublemaker in in class? Is that accurate? I was
Speaker 1: a troublemaker. I some of my fondest memories or in
Speaker 1: physics my senior year in high school, and um, it
Speaker 1: was in a lab, so we had I think five rows,
Speaker 1: and it was usually three or four students per row.
Speaker 1: But I was typically in the second to last row
Speaker 1: in that classroom, and so typically when the teacher would
Speaker 1: turn her back, UM, I would grab one of these
Speaker 1: soap soap bottles in front of us. The hand soap
Speaker 1: bottles and I jammed it. I'd hit the top like
Speaker 1: so it squirts out, and so I'd hit guys in
Speaker 1: the back, in the back so the soap was clear,
Speaker 1: so it might look like a male substance after um,
Speaker 1: getting busy between the little tartar sauce. Yeah. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I would fire that in class and then like two
Speaker 1: of my best friends in high school, Uh, they would
Speaker 1: sit behind me, and these guys were super super good students,
Speaker 1: so they were always paying attention, always jotting down notes.
Speaker 1: Um in those back in those days, we would have
Speaker 1: those did you ever use the rulers that were wooden
Speaker 1: but they'd have the men Yeah, I'm from the phone age. Yes,
Speaker 1: So during class, when the teacher would turn her back,
Speaker 1: I would turn around and hit these guys in the
Speaker 1: knuckles with the rulers. I'd break rulers on their hands.
Speaker 1: So I was very for that called asshole that I
Speaker 1: was a bully. So, uh, yeah, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: We uh, you know, we did all kinds of stuff
Speaker 1: in that physics class. I was awful. You know, there
Speaker 1: wasn't a day that I didn't do something bad in
Speaker 1: that class. And and my friends hated me. For it
Speaker 1: so well. I gotta tell you that Kevin the key.
Speaker 1: It's you gotta have the right teachers, like you know,
Speaker 1: any of these things I had. Mr Carl was one
Speaker 1: of my teachers in high school that really resonated with me,
Speaker 1: and he he had a very unorthodox way of teaching.
Speaker 1: We didn't do a lot of bookwork. It was a
Speaker 1: lot of talking and back and forth, and he forced
Speaker 1: me to engage and it's one of my favorite memories.
Speaker 1: I also was just there was a debate class I
Speaker 1: was in that I think it was Mr Laura I
Speaker 1: think was his name, and he was very very good
Speaker 1: as well. Valls fan Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee rights and
Speaker 1: he got very upset when I did a rant about
Speaker 1: the astros and pointed out how I despised the color orange.
Speaker 1: He got upset with that because he's a Tennessee volunteer
Speaker 1: fan and he was upset. But my I read a
Speaker 1: study that said orange is one of the most ten
Speaker 1: most disgusting colors there. Yeah, well, I don't like and
Speaker 1: when I see these astro games, like what makes me
Speaker 1: want to puke? But maybe it's just the astros. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Anyway, he says, So we know you eat
Speaker 1: like a bird. You and your wife work overnight. So
Speaker 1: how is the house work split up? Great question? So so, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: I get asked this from time, and so what I
Speaker 1: do is I am a professional dishwasher. I wash the dishes,
Speaker 1: which is working out really well right now because the
Speaker 1: kitchen is not completely done, so there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of dishes. If I could say, hallelujah, hallelujah, there's not
Speaker 1: a lot of dishes there. Uh. And then in addition
Speaker 1: to that, I will normally we split the laundry. A
Speaker 1: lot of the cleaning of the floors. The wife handles
Speaker 1: that department and the bathrooms. But I'm the I'm the dishwasher,
Speaker 1: and I do the laundry and occasionally some of the
Speaker 1: outdoor work. But we don't have a lot of that.
Speaker 1: So that's that's how it goes at the Mallard Mansion.
Speaker 1: Thanks for asking, Vallas fan. Jimmy Fred from Spring Texas says,
Speaker 1: where do you both like that? Wherehere would you both
Speaker 1: like to see yourselves in ten years ten years from now?
Speaker 1: Let's start with saying I'd like to be alive ten
Speaker 1: years from now. I think we will be uh. That's
Speaker 1: the first thing. And then secondly, I'd like to be
Speaker 1: a little more set up financially, have more bills paid off.
Speaker 1: You know, I want to Just ten years from now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be much closer to the end of the road.
Speaker 1: So I'd like to be in a better financial spot
Speaker 1: where it's not tough sledging, if you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and I don't have to worry as much and can
Speaker 1: be like every other radio hack and just move on
Speaker 1: and do some random podcast and not have to do
Speaker 1: the Daily Grind or or just get paid ridiculous money
Speaker 1: to do the Daily Grind, either one of those things.
Speaker 1: What about your guest, you see yourself married ten years
Speaker 1: from now, a nice white picket fence, the mini gascon's
Speaker 1: running around, any of that, I would I'd want to
Speaker 1: be in a place where I can take like three
Speaker 1: weeks to a month off and just travel. I want
Speaker 1: to be in that space. That would be great. I'm
Speaker 1: right there with you. Wouldn't that be fun? Oh? I
Speaker 1: did um because I do some stuff here in California
Speaker 1: with with college soccer. And there's a guy that I
Speaker 1: was covering in the Big West Conference. He traveled last
Speaker 1: year in Switzerland, his hometown and then home country. He
Speaker 1: backpacked and uh and cycled throughout the country. I just
Speaker 1: thought that was that's pretty awesome just to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if you can get away
Speaker 1: with doing stuff like that here in the United States,
Speaker 1: but I'd love to travel the US. It's very European
Speaker 1: to to live that that life. Yeah, I would really
Speaker 1: love to do. And I have a lot of friends
Speaker 1: that have driven across the country. Have a lot of
Speaker 1: truck drivers that get to drive across the country. It's
Speaker 1: a job for them. They probably don't even care that
Speaker 1: much about it because they've seen the entire country. But yeah,
Speaker 1: don't don't don't underestimate how cool that is to somebody
Speaker 1: that doesn't get to do it. And I would be
Speaker 1: really nice. I wonder if there's a way to set
Speaker 1: up like a mobile studio in the back of an
Speaker 1: RV with the technology today, get a satellite hook up
Speaker 1: and just travel. Just do the show from nowhere, Oklahoma
Speaker 1: on location, from a studio on a mobile studio somewhere
Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere. See you take the tape off,
Speaker 1: you put it on the new bus, and you call
Speaker 1: it the Mallard Cruiser. Yeah, you could do something like that,
Speaker 1: you get sponsors on it. That'd be fun. When to me,
Speaker 1: that would be wonderful. You just travel around and do
Speaker 1: the show at night and then you're on living your life.
Speaker 1: One week you're in Florida, then you move on, you're
Speaker 1: in South Carolina, go down to You, go up to Ohio,
Speaker 1: go over to Montana, you name it. Just have to
Speaker 1: worry about any kind of elk crossing the roads, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that could be what you're looking for. Well, that would
Speaker 1: win the studio. That would imagine you get an accident.
Speaker 1: You gotta do the show from the junkyard in the
Speaker 1: back of the the only the only thing you could
Speaker 1: say as well, dinner served, I guess, yeah exactly. A
Speaker 1: critter from Tulsa writes in says, if you could kill
Speaker 1: off any character in a television series, pastor present, who
Speaker 1: would it be. It's a good generic question from our
Speaker 1: man critter. So I was annoyed. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if people remember the show The Nanny fran Drescher, very annoying,
Speaker 1: the voice, the voice she she annoyed, the academy and
Speaker 1: Barney the Dinosaur. Not that I watched Barney in the Dinosaur.
Speaker 1: But Barney the Dinosaur just annoying? Anything for you? Gas
Speaker 1: on any characters you'd like to chase away and tell
Speaker 1: me to go suck an egg. I can't even think
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know. I don't even watch a
Speaker 1: lot of TV these days. So both of my references
Speaker 1: are dated. No, it's not. It's not like I'm watching
Speaker 1: a lot of TELEVI in these days. I'm not. Well,
Speaker 1: nobody's watching TV. They're watching everything on the stream. It's
Speaker 1: all about the stream. Streams, streams, streams, stream Yeah. I okay,
Speaker 1: So did you ever watch Game of Thrones? I did not,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure the listener did well the game. In
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, everybody dies pretty much. Yeah. So I
Speaker 1: don't know how to answer this by saying I want
Speaker 1: someone killed off. But the guy that played Sean Bean
Speaker 1: is his name, but he played a father in the
Speaker 1: season one got killed off, um early. I would like
Speaker 1: him to stay alive. I feel like there are certain
Speaker 1: characters that get killed off too early. Okay, so that's
Speaker 1: the reverse of what critter asked. He asked, if you
Speaker 1: would like to have killed off? You said no, you
Speaker 1: would like someone to live longer in the television world.
Speaker 1: I got you all right. Moving on, Gary in Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: writes in He's from the city that give us Pete
Speaker 1: In Pittsburgh, he says, as I was sitting to down
Speaker 1: to dinner this past Sunday, I needed something to listen to,
Speaker 1: and since I had already consumed the Friday and Saturday podcast,
Speaker 1: I just randomly picked our two from Friday night. So
Speaker 1: I'm eating and listening. Nothing out of the ordinary being said.
Speaker 1: Then the thirty seventh minute came around, and as you
Speaker 1: so often say, Radio Gold, with that ringing endorsement of
Speaker 1: the Taliban, do you think you may have pioneered the
Speaker 1: fourth rail? On my end? When Roberto chimed in with
Speaker 1: that drop and total mayhem ensued the next minute and
Speaker 1: a half, I was literally in tears. I think your
Speaker 1: show would run right around Morning Drive in Kabul. Those
Speaker 1: listeners would bring new meaning to Mallard Militia. Now that
Speaker 1: is why I like your show. Everyone can have a
Speaker 1: laugh at another's faux paw and no one gets their
Speaker 1: panties in a bunch. There you got from Gary in Princeburgh,
Speaker 1: he says, p p s. When you get around to
Speaker 1: cooking the tomahawk Google reverse sear Gary says, it lets
Speaker 1: you get a good char on the outside and moist
Speaker 1: on the inside, so Mrs Mallard can enjoy it as well.
Speaker 1: I do like the butterfly cut. Me and Rob Parker
Speaker 1: enjoy the butterfly cut because that that's well done throughout.
Speaker 1: And uh, I don't ever go to a steakhouse without
Speaker 1: getting the butterfly cut. I demand the butterfly cut. If
Speaker 1: they won't do the butterfly cut, I don't eat the steak.
Speaker 1: I'll get something else. That's the way I operate. James
Speaker 1: the pool Guy is next in Panama City, Florida. He says,
Speaker 1: My question is what happens to all those hats and
Speaker 1: T shirts that the losing team has, they had, they
Speaker 1: had made for the losing team, etcetera. For example, Braves Dodgers,
Speaker 1: if it had gone to Game seven Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: have had both teams apparel printed with NL champions on them.
Speaker 1: Where does it all go? Do they send it to
Speaker 1: a pail of dimension alternative universe where the losing team
Speaker 1: actually won and the aliens where the shirts and hats? Uh?
Speaker 1: He wants to know. Love the show? He says, and
Speaker 1: I would say hey to gas Can, but he is
Speaker 1: probably off today. So James that I did not believe
Speaker 1: you would be here. Well, I think it's kind of
Speaker 1: kind of an open secret here, James the pool guy.
Speaker 1: It was as of a few years ago. The Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball Marketing Department has made a big deal. They
Speaker 1: give this to a charity who sends it to an
Speaker 1: improverished country. Is it? Wasn't that the line that the
Speaker 1: somewhere in Africa there's kids walking around with Tampa Bay
Speaker 1: Ray's World Series shirts from last year and the l
Speaker 1: A Rams Super Bowl champions from that Super Bowl against
Speaker 1: the Patriots, And so they sent it to a place
Speaker 1: where they have no idea what American sports are, and
Speaker 1: then they put those shirts on and they wear them
Speaker 1: proudly in the hats and all that stuff. I believe that.
Speaker 1: I think that's still going on unless they ended that.
Speaker 1: And I didn't hear about it. Terry and England rights
Speaker 1: and he says, have you ever watched or seen cricket? Ben,
Speaker 1: It's my favorite sport. Being a baseball fan, you might
Speaker 1: find it interesting as there are some similarities. Well, Terry,
Speaker 1: the reason I like baseballs I grew up in America.
Speaker 1: The reason you like cricket is you grew up in England.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. And I have never watched a
Speaker 1: cricket match. I have never done it. But I have
Speaker 1: had my radio broadcasting delayed because of cricket when I
Speaker 1: was in a correspondent in New Zealand, which I haven't
Speaker 1: been for a while now, but when I was on
Speaker 1: New Zealand radio, there would be cricket matches that would
Speaker 1: preempt the show that I was supposed to be on,
Speaker 1: and and so that has happened. No, I've never watched cricket.
Speaker 1: If you ever watched cricket, not from start to finish.
Speaker 1: I've only watched bits and pieces of it. But it's
Speaker 1: my understanding. I think Terry had mentioned this that it
Speaker 1: can go on for hours and days, not just a
Speaker 1: window of two or three hours. Yeah, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it goes any from a couple of days, so like
Speaker 1: seven days. That's why when I would call up to
Speaker 1: do my spot in New Zealand, Darcy, who we've had
Speaker 1: on the podcast, would be like, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you. It depends on when the matches.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. I'll keep your post and it
Speaker 1: was that. It was that kind of thing. Was that
Speaker 1: kind of so yeah, anyway, all right, so no cricket
Speaker 1: for me, although I did watch aussy One of the
Speaker 1: Ausy guys wanted me to watch Auzzy Rules football, so
Speaker 1: I watched some of that and I did enjoy that.
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty good. Kevin from Rockford, Illinois.
Speaker 1: Right so, and he says, a few years ago, I
Speaker 1: was working out at a fitness center here in Rockford
Speaker 1: and incomes Polly Shore. He had a stand up gig
Speaker 1: that night. About that, Rockford, Illinois, and Polly Shore walks in.
Speaker 1: He says he had had a gig that night and
Speaker 1: he was getting a quick workout in I'm assuming you
Speaker 1: know who he is. Yes, maybe cheesy movies Polly Shore
Speaker 1: has been in. And his his mom was the first
Speaker 1: lady of comedy in l A. Right, didn't she run?
Speaker 1: Was it the comedy store on Shore's mom ran? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a legendary store. She Polly Shore grew up around
Speaker 1: all these amazing comedians. His mom. I think she passed
Speaker 1: away a couple of years ago, recently, somewhat recently, maybe not,
Speaker 1: but um, yeah, she was the person that was in
Speaker 1: charge of the I think it was the Comedy Store.
Speaker 1: I have looked that up. But I have a good
Speaker 1: friend that used to write for poly Shore. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what was what's your favorite Polly Shore movie? That sound
Speaker 1: to be good. I don't think I've ever seen a
Speaker 1: poly Short movie. You've never seen? Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever seen From Wire to Wire. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever seen a poly Short movie. Yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Sino Man or you know what I've seen most of
Speaker 1: been Sino Man. Yeah, I mean that was a big
Speaker 1: that was a big deal. Like he made a ton
Speaker 1: of those nineties movies. That's it. That's the only one
Speaker 1: I've seen. Yeah, you see Bio don't. Nope, never saw
Speaker 1: Bio Dome. I'm going through his IMDb right now. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of these movies. Huh, all right,
Speaker 1: I would saying Man is the biggest one that most
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's the early nineties he made. There was
Speaker 1: a stretch in the early nineties that he was making
Speaker 1: tons of movies, and then he vanished for a while.
Speaker 1: I guess he still hasn't really come back. Uh. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The email continues from Kevin and Rockford Illinois, says, I
Speaker 1: assume you know who he is. I didn't really talk
Speaker 1: to him because I didn't want to be that guy.
Speaker 1: I just told him the movie Bio Dome rules and
Speaker 1: he laughed. Have you guys ever been in a random
Speaker 1: place and all of a sudden a celebrity shows up? Yeah, Kevin, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I mean when we're living, we're based in l A
Speaker 1: and this is the entertainment mecca, and a lot of
Speaker 1: these folks live in the area over the years living
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. I was at the Beverly Center and
Speaker 1: we were walking I was with Jason Smith. Actually he
Speaker 1: can confirm this. I was with Jason Smith. We were
Speaker 1: walking through the Beverly Center and there was this big
Speaker 1: buzz in the Beverly Center because David Hasselhoff, who at
Speaker 1: the time was the star of a show called Baywatch,
Speaker 1: was at the pet store with his daughters two they
Speaker 1: were they were looking at puppies in the pet store
Speaker 1: at the Beverly Center. So I remember that. One I
Speaker 1: was at a job interview with one of my bosses
Speaker 1: at what turned out to be the Yahoo gig in
Speaker 1: Hollywood at and we met in the afternoon happy hour
Speaker 1: at a bar in Hollywood and David Spade walked in
Speaker 1: by himself and was flirting with the bartender. I've told
Speaker 1: the story before. I was in an elevator in Burbank
Speaker 1: at the studios of AM eleven fifties sports radio M
Speaker 1: eleven now a conservative talk station in l A. The Patriot,
Speaker 1: but it was a sports talk station then. And I
Speaker 1: got an elevator with Rodney Dangerfield, the dead comedian from
Speaker 1: a different generation. So there's that. Who else lamar Odom
Speaker 1: at Roscoe's Chicken Waffles. It was with Jake when I
Speaker 1: was in an elevator with Spike Lee one time at
Speaker 1: a USC game and Spike gave me the look of death.
Speaker 1: It was he was hanging out with Rick Fox. This
Speaker 1: is back during the Pete Carroll Reggie Bush days at
Speaker 1: SC when they were the greatest show in l A.
Speaker 1: And I got on the elevator. It was me, Spike Lee,
Speaker 1: Rick Fox and the elevator operator. And apparently Spike had
Speaker 1: been used to being in elevators. It was just him
Speaker 1: and whoever he was with, and was very uncomfortable and
Speaker 1: gave me the look like what are you doing? How
Speaker 1: dare you? I can't believe this? That come what about you.
Speaker 1: Guess any lane celebrity sightings that you have had living
Speaker 1: West of the four oh five. Yeah, I when I
Speaker 1: was Yeah, when I was nineteen years old. UM, I
Speaker 1: had a fake I d so I'd go to Vegas
Speaker 1: and right after their Super Bowl run, I went to
Speaker 1: this this club at the time, it was pretty popular,
Speaker 1: was called Rain at the Palms, and I partied with
Speaker 1: with the Denver Broncos, like Alfred Williams was there. UM,
Speaker 1: Ray Crockett was there. I think Damian Gordon was there. UM.
Speaker 1: I had walked up to the UH. I had walked
Speaker 1: up to like where the suites were at, and I
Speaker 1: just randomly was just scoping everything out, seeing who's there
Speaker 1: and who's what and um and I saw Ray Crockett
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man. I was like hey, Ray,
Speaker 1: like I'm a huge Broncos fan. Congrats da da And
Speaker 1: I ran to him. Was up there for a little while. UM.
Speaker 1: I ran to Robert Ory at at Pure Nightclub in Vegas. UM.
Speaker 1: Jason Veritech down in San Diego. He was actually time
Speaker 1: out time out time. I'm impressed that you ran into
Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos and you knew who they were. I
Speaker 1: recall a story. This is a funny story that I had.
Speaker 1: I was at a I think it was a It
Speaker 1: was a Laker Clippers game at Staples Center, and there
Speaker 1: was this this guy in there. People were talking like
Speaker 1: he's an NFL player, and so somebody's like, who's that
Speaker 1: and I said, I don't know, he's not wearing his helmet.
Speaker 1: I don't know who. It turned out it was it
Speaker 1: was Arian Foster, remember, running back for the Texans. Very
Speaker 1: good player for the Houston Texans. But but he was
Speaker 1: he was sitting eating in the press room and I
Speaker 1: didn't and I did. I really didn't know. And that's
Speaker 1: how outside of quarterbacks and a handful of receivers defensive backs,
Speaker 1: I could not recognize these people. I don't know who
Speaker 1: they are. They're just random, faceless people that wear helmets
Speaker 1: and face mask. I don't know. I was. I was
Speaker 1: a massive Broncos fan when I was younger, and so
Speaker 1: I could tell you everything about anybody and just about
Speaker 1: any game, especially during that back to back run, and um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just yeah when I saw Ray Croc and
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my gosh, you know, I
Speaker 1: like it just jumped out because I've watched because back
Speaker 1: then NBC would show a ton of Bronco games, UM
Speaker 1: or NBC or CBS, and so dick Enberg was always
Speaker 1: on those calls. And you know, I just, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty wild. I uh, I think one of
Speaker 1: the I guess one of my fanboy moments ever and
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you. UM. I had. I had
Speaker 1: gone to a cafe to meet someone for a meeting.
Speaker 1: It was a Hollywood cafe and I'm a huge Bond guy,
Speaker 1: like I love all the James Bond movies. The franchise
Speaker 1: is awesome. And I went to get an espresso and
Speaker 1: I'm in line and I turned around after I ordered,
Speaker 1: and I see this woman and she was dropped dead gorgeous,
Speaker 1: and I recognized her right away, and I said, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, that her name is? Her name in the
Speaker 1: Bond movie was was Severen. It was it was Skyfall.
Speaker 1: She was in Skyfall with with Daniel Craig. And I
Speaker 1: don't want to butcher her name, but her first name
Speaker 1: was was his Berenice. She's French. And the first thing
Speaker 1: I thought, ben because when you see actors and actresses
Speaker 1: usually like they're nothing like what they look like on camera.
Speaker 1: This woman looked exactly how she looked on camera, like
Speaker 1: she was dropped dead gorgeous, and she wasn't wearing hardly
Speaker 1: any makeup like she was. But she's a model too.
Speaker 1: She was, I mean, she was jaw dropping and I thought, Wow,
Speaker 1: that that is. That's the world. Yeah, how come it's
Speaker 1: only the dudes I have run into. I've never run
Speaker 1: into any famous women. It's it's only the dudes. And
Speaker 1: another one I forgot was Jason Alexander from the sein
Speaker 1: film franchise. That was actually I remember the exact day
Speaker 1: that was because I was getting a sandwich. It was
Speaker 1: the day that Dale Earnhardt died. Oh Man at the
Speaker 1: daytone of five hundred at the end, and they didn't
Speaker 1: realize he had died. The broadcast went off the year,
Speaker 1: but I had gone off to get a sandwich and
Speaker 1: I was in this. This is after Seinfeld had ended
Speaker 1: and they had ABC had given Jason Alexander this new
Speaker 1: show that was a disaster that nobody watched because it
Speaker 1: wasn't Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld wasn't on anyway, but he
Speaker 1: was in there and he's ordering a sandwich HOGI and
Speaker 1: he had a hat on like he thought, just wearing
Speaker 1: the baseball hat, no one would recognize and the people
Speaker 1: that worked at the sandwich shop were like, oh man,
Speaker 1: you know And immediately he was on every every bus,
Speaker 1: in the back of the buses and all that the billboards.
Speaker 1: There was a huge marketing campaign because the people in
Speaker 1: ABC thought that show, I'm pretty sure it was ABC.
Speaker 1: They thought that show what I forget the name of
Speaker 1: it was gonna be amazing and people are gonna watch
Speaker 1: it because the Seinfeld and it tanked and nobody watched
Speaker 1: it and not stuff. But his face was everywhere, and
Speaker 1: I remember I didn't say anything to him, but I
Speaker 1: remember the look he gave to the people once the
Speaker 1: people recognized him that that was who it was, and
Speaker 1: he kind of he gave the look that he gave
Speaker 1: on the Seinfeld Show, where he kind of his eyes
Speaker 1: kind of squinted. He was really he was really funny,
Speaker 1: like awkward kind of it's hard to describe it, but
Speaker 1: it's a very awkward look, like crap, you know, this
Speaker 1: is not that's that's Did you did you approach him
Speaker 1: at all? No? No, I didn't because I'm an introvert,
Speaker 1: so I don't. I don't do that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I just I looked from Afar and as our friend,
Speaker 1: as our friend Kevin, and Rockford said, you know, I
Speaker 1: want to be that guy. Wow, you want to be
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that? What gosh? I forget the show
Speaker 1: that he's on. Um, it wasn't Married with Children? You
Speaker 1: know the actor Ed Bundy right all right, O'Neil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was the show that he's on? Now? Do you
Speaker 1: remember the name of it? I think it's is it
Speaker 1: Modern Family? I think it might be Modern Family? Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: and that would be a good one to right across
Speaker 1: Al Bundy. What a great show. So I bring that
Speaker 1: up because one of my old bosses when I was
Speaker 1: in my young twenties, he went out and we went
Speaker 1: out collectively. He went out with Sophia Vergara's best friend
Speaker 1: and um, and we went out in Long Beach. He
Speaker 1: had together. I mean, talk about it, timidating like I do,
Speaker 1: exactly who she was. And you know, for as hot
Speaker 1: as Sophia Vergara as her friend was as equally as hot.
Speaker 1: That's hot. And I just thought like mad, I am, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like down here and she's way up punching outside
Speaker 1: your weight class man. This is like Little Mac versus
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson bed Yeah, but her her friend was Colombian too,
Speaker 1: and they were they were firecrackers. They were obviously just
Speaker 1: dropped in gorgeous. I remember, you know, hanging out there,
Speaker 1: so well, that's kind of wild because usually good looking
Speaker 1: people hanging out with ugly people because they look even better. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just the eyeballs on those women and then the
Speaker 1: eyeballs and me and my buddy were just like, how
Speaker 1: are you guys hanging out with them? I was I
Speaker 1: think it was twenty or twenty one at the time,
Speaker 1: so I was I was a deer in headlights, you know,
Speaker 1: going out with these people. Why, I had never experienced
Speaker 1: going out as a twenty one year old, so it's
Speaker 1: a completely different world. They were opening your eyes, teaching
Speaker 1: Mrs Robinson's neighborhood. They were Devin in Pittsburgh Rights, and
Speaker 1: we're very big in Pittsburgh. I gotta tell you, Gary,
Speaker 1: we got Gary, we got David h. Devin asked a
Speaker 1: sport oh question? Are we allowed to do a sport
Speaker 1: of question? She says, more likely and most likely to
Speaker 1: be the Steeler quarterback next year, Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson,
Speaker 1: assuming Russ wants out of Seattle. Well, this is obvious.
Speaker 1: The answer is Aaron Roger. Aaron Roger Mike Tomins already
Speaker 1: been flirting with Rogers and back and forth. They've been
Speaker 1: doing a mating dance. So that would be the the
Speaker 1: clear and obvious one. There's no way Wilson more in
Speaker 1: like Miami or New York. I could see Russell Wilson
Speaker 1: with the Giants. I could see Russell New York City.
Speaker 1: The Giants are gonna give up on Daniel Jones. That
Speaker 1: makes some sense. I don't think the Jets will give
Speaker 1: up on their guy yet. What what are you say?
Speaker 1: In no way, By the way, if Aaron Rodgers is
Speaker 1: going anywhere, he's going to Denver, and Russell Wilson could
Speaker 1: easily play in Pittsburgh. Yes, no, No, you're speaking as
Speaker 1: a Bronco fing No I'm not. I'm speaking because it
Speaker 1: adds at least five to seven yards on your deep passes.
Speaker 1: Rogers would go there and lurish. He's not gonna go
Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh where you have no personnel on the outside. No,
Speaker 1: it's the quarterback that makes the receivers. The chicken and
Speaker 1: the egg arguments the quarterback that makes the receiver. The
Speaker 1: greatest example of that is with the Rams right now,
Speaker 1: look at Cooper Cup. The guy's the same ball player.
Speaker 1: He had a stiff he had a turn at quarterback
Speaker 1: Jared Golf, and Golf's gone now and Matthew Stafford's in
Speaker 1: and Cooper Cup is one touchdown. He's on pace to
Speaker 1: be one touchdown away from Randy Moss's record for touchdown receptions.
Speaker 1: It's insane. The guy's the greatest receiver in the NFL
Speaker 1: right now. He's putting up better numbers than anybody and
Speaker 1: the same coaching staff. They have the same offensive line
Speaker 1: pretty much, you know, a couple of minor changes here
Speaker 1: and there. They have no running game, and it's the
Speaker 1: quarterback that makes the receiver. I I agree with you
Speaker 1: for the most part. But Cooper Cup hasn't been some
Speaker 1: slug over the last cup full seasons either. I mean
Speaker 1: he's had he's had a good career. I mean, was
Speaker 1: it two years ago a marginal receiver slightly above average
Speaker 1: two years ago? Yards, ten touchdowns? Yeah, he had how
Speaker 1: many touchdowns? Three touchdowns last year? Four yards in ten games.
Speaker 1: That's not that, it's not but I mean, look at
Speaker 1: what Manning did when he had that broken neck. He
Speaker 1: goes to Denver and he makes he revitalizes west Walker's career.
Speaker 1: He makes Eric Decker into some kind of number two
Speaker 1: wide receiver, which he's not. And then obviously to Marius
Speaker 1: Thomas and Julius Thomas, like those guys. The man Randy
Speaker 1: Moss when he played for the Raiders and they had
Speaker 1: Collins was the quarterback and Randy was sulking. And I
Speaker 1: love my Randy Moss story that he had a paid
Speaker 1: radio show with us and wouldn't talk to the Bay
Speaker 1: Area media when he played to He then went to
Speaker 1: the Patriots. He was back to being great, was on
Speaker 1: the war path again. All right, let's just do one
Speaker 1: more here. Alan in Akron says, since maller monologues are filmed,
Speaker 1: does Fox Sports Radio require you to follow a dress
Speaker 1: code like shirts with no band names? Uh? No, No,
Speaker 1: The only dress code is to not be naked. That's it.
Speaker 1: To actually have clothing on, which I would do anyway.
Speaker 1: I'd wear multiple layers of clothing. But yeah, there's no
Speaker 1: dress code. In fact, I love wearing random hats. Uh.
Speaker 1: There was some police over the last couple years ah,
Speaker 1: I'm ason. Our police, I do that police fire your business.
Speaker 1: Our guy in in Colorado, Adrian sent a hat from
Speaker 1: his business in that I have here in my desk
Speaker 1: in the studio. So yeah, like the had thing, I
Speaker 1: can put any logo I want on it with obviously inappropriate,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. But there's though there's no dress code,
Speaker 1: but it is on camera, and no matter what I do,
Speaker 1: people love to attack your vanity. It's the one of
Speaker 1: the number one attack methods of humans too disempower other humans.
Speaker 1: You're fat, you're ugly, you're this, you're that. Whatever. So
Speaker 1: uh yeah, do no matter what I wear, people are
Speaker 1: gonna trash what I wear. But no, to answer your question, Alan,
Speaker 1: there is no dress code, So there you go. Alright,
Speaker 1: anything else? Guess on anything that we did not get to,
Speaker 1: that we should have gotten to that would you care
Speaker 1: to throw it out right now or forever? Hold your piece? No?
Speaker 1: I think the one thing I haven't seen anything the
Speaker 1: last week while I was there. But don't forget my
Speaker 1: my size is large for T shirts. Wow, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just got a bag full of hats. You see.
Speaker 1: You need Our guy in Arkansas there, he's got to
Speaker 1: get some more hats of that Amazon. Let's see. Listen,
Speaker 1: you gotta understand the reason why I'm panhandling now is
Speaker 1: because if anyone sends anything to us now with the
Speaker 1: way that our climate is, with our cargo ships, is
Speaker 1: if we won't get this these items for an lyc
Speaker 1: six to seven months since we that is true. So
Speaker 1: Blake and Arkansas, you know, get started there the postal service,
Speaker 1: to see the things. I used to work with Looney
Speaker 1: and he would always say things get better, they never
Speaker 1: get worse, things get better than never. That was one
Speaker 1: of his mantras, right, one of the kippy mantras. That's
Speaker 1: not exactly true. Right now, like this, Haine, everything is
Speaker 1: more expensive. My hairline is much lower than it used
Speaker 1: to be. I've got the receding hairline. You've got. The
Speaker 1: price of everything has gone up. Inflation is through the roof.
Speaker 1: The mail service is worse than it used to be.
Speaker 1: You in the People's Republic of California and some other places,
Speaker 1: you have to wear masks all the time, and yet
Speaker 1: you can be living your same life in like Texas
Speaker 1: and be fine. Uh. There's there's a lot of bullshit
Speaker 1: going on right now, a lot of bullshit. But ignorance
Speaker 1: is blitz, right, Ignorance is blitz all right, have a
Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your weekend. We will be back in
Speaker 1: the Magic Radio Box. I will be eleven pm tonight
Speaker 1: on Sunday night in the West, two am in the East,
Speaker 1: and if you're in Europe figure it out on your own.
Speaker 1: But we will have in depth coverage of not only
Speaker 1: the NFL Card of the day, but in addition to
Speaker 1: all that, will have a deep dive, a wonderful look
Speaker 1: at the World Series. All of that and a bag
Speaker 1: of chips. You gotta bring the chips. But have a
Speaker 1: great rest your day and we'll catch you there.