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Speaker 1: You get out there Missouri, man, it's like everyone just
Speaker 1: built different. Yeah yeah, yeah, you saw it this weekend, dude.
Speaker 1: A lot of competitors out there, whether it was Power
Speaker 1: Slap or UFC, it just seems like a lot of
Speaker 1: dudes are just in that Missouri category.
Speaker 2: Handle saying that light heavyweight Championship of Power Slap. We
Speaker 2: got the belt back home in Missouri. Yeah, shout out
Speaker 2: Wolverine Belt exactly where it needs to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, handling fucking business. Got his wife probably another set.
Speaker 2: Of fake tips. Yeah, so what a deal. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: couple couple matches that included the Missouri folk. But power
Speaker 2: Slap is like the professional sport of places like Missouri,
Speaker 2: no question, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: No question. It is consumed the flyover states, so called
Speaker 1: the fly over States. Yeah, no, no doubt. It has
Speaker 1: truly to take and over that area. That demographic for sure.
Speaker 1: It is. It's nuts, dude, and a lot of people
Speaker 1: are gonna It's not a sport. It's not this, dude.
Speaker 1: It is a spectacle to see. It is fun to
Speaker 1: watch it. It is fun to watch live. It is wild.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure you guys, you know with the boy
Speaker 1: brains work nowadays, fifteen seconds of having you know, the
Speaker 1: was it time span? Time? The thing where we're going
Speaker 1: to focused for so long? Retention attention span. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a tough word. Attention. That is the most easily consumable
Speaker 1: content you can probably get on the internet right now,
Speaker 1: ya just watching it, dude, get fucking smacked in the
Speaker 1: face like that is fucking wid no doubt, no doubt, dude.
Speaker 2: We've had a the most insane probably past really ten days.
Speaker 2: I mean we were on vacation. We were doing our
Speaker 2: Fourth of July stuff. You were in you were in Florida, yeah,
Speaker 2: which we can get into. I was in Missouri. Then
Speaker 2: we come back, we hit I think we got back
Speaker 2: to Nashville on Wednesday. First flight out Thursday morning, five fifteen.
Speaker 2: Boy get to New York. We get to interview Tom Segura,
Speaker 2: Christis Stefano. We have a nice little evening with the boys,
Speaker 2: get a little bit of sushi, rest up fly out
Speaker 2: at like seven.
Speaker 1: To twenty the next day. At first he struck that day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that yeah, we can get into that. And
Speaker 2: we fly all the way to Vegas. So just changing
Speaker 2: time zones. We're in Vegas for forty eight hours. I
Speaker 2: feel like we slept maybe five or six hours total
Speaker 2: in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I did the math, dude, we slept six hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't that nuts? Yeah?
Speaker 2: In night one on Friday, we're drinking, we're having a
Speaker 2: good time with the boys. Saturday we chill out, but
Speaker 2: we you know, we we make the night last, so
Speaker 2: about one thirty in the morning before we have to
Speaker 2: get up at three forty five to make our five
Speaker 2: to fifteen flight to get home for your daughter's birthday party,
Speaker 2: which by the way, was in a phenomenal time.
Speaker 1: It was good. But we're just in it.
Speaker 2: Right when we land, we're like, hey, we got to
Speaker 2: get over, we got to make the birthday part. We
Speaker 2: gotta be dads, gotta be dads. But we've had an
Speaker 2: insane last ten days or so.
Speaker 1: It really has been amazing, dude. This is one of
Speaker 1: those especially when you get like all the opportunities that
Speaker 1: came about in Vegas was just wild. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: know that. We had a conversation about two weeks before
Speaker 1: when I was talking to you. I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I think this is you need to come to Vegas
Speaker 1: and here's why. And I kind of gave you the
Speaker 1: spiel of here's why. And sure enough, forty eight hours
Speaker 1: later like the boys coming and then and three or
Speaker 1: four times I hit you with a was it worth it?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: After night one, you guys, you're like first pitch, second pitch,
Speaker 2: the third and final pitch.
Speaker 1: For sure. I was like, yeah, I need to I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I'm truly starting. I'm so happy. I'm truly
Speaker 1: starting to understand the strategy how to get your places.
Speaker 1: You can't is you can't do like hard way. We
Speaker 1: gotta do this. Let's go like that's not the way
Speaker 1: to do it with you. But the nudging, the slow
Speaker 1: movements figuring out it's a it's a it's nice when
Speaker 1: you finally start to figure out your buddy that way.
Speaker 1: You know, it's good. Yeah, it's good, but incredible. Time
Speaker 1: you want to get you want to get into it.
Speaker 1: I know where do we start? I guess we start
Speaker 1: in New York. Man let's obviously we had early flights out. Well,
Speaker 1: we probably should start with our Fourth of julys.
Speaker 2: People have phenomenal like we uh, my partner and I,
Speaker 2: Adam Froude. We won the cornhole tournament huge, about sixteen teams.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of fun. Missouri is a great time.
Speaker 2: Got some good camaraderie, good vibes with the old man,
Speaker 2: with my brothers, rue, getting to see everybody like.
Speaker 1: It was a good time.
Speaker 2: And then Fourth of July ends, uh, you know with
Speaker 2: all the boys sitting around having a having a stogy,
Speaker 2: some busting, some busting piggyback whiskey and a little bit
Speaker 2: of dairy Queen on the way home too.
Speaker 1: But dude, it was. It was a great time.
Speaker 2: Then stay up late at night with the boy Nick
Speaker 2: where we were staying at we you know, we stayed
Speaker 2: up till about two in the morning, just catching up
Speaker 2: and just talking life, talking shop.
Speaker 1: Then we drive back the next day. Dude. But my
Speaker 1: Fourth of July Missouri was a good time. I love it.
Speaker 1: And also you were putting out a couple of those
Speaker 1: twisted teas, dude, the twisted teas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the twisted tea light is the move because the
Speaker 2: twisted t's like, you know, we're we're also get jacked
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three, So you got to kind of watch
Speaker 2: like there is sugar involved with the regular twisted tea,
Speaker 2: but did you go that twisted tea light That is
Speaker 2: where it's at.
Speaker 1: They taste phenomenal. Everybody's wanted to get him, and I
Speaker 1: only you.
Speaker 2: Know, I unfortunately bought three cases because there was a
Speaker 2: you know, b byob situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just for the boy that's you were ready.
Speaker 2: I knew I was going to pass a few round,
Speaker 2: but I just didn't know how i'd get And they
Speaker 2: go down nice like obviously twisted tea.
Speaker 1: That's a dangerous, boy, because they taste so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they taste just like just like a good old
Speaker 2: iced tea, dude, but without you don't taste any alcohol.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like the whole jungle juice situation.
Speaker 2: You don't know until you know, yeah, until it's over,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden you're blacked out. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: but uh no, dude, it was the twisted tea light
Speaker 2: is definitely the move, and I was spreading the good
Speaker 2: the good news around Bonter. By the way, the boys
Speaker 2: were fired up that were Twisted Tea crew.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of our generation, especially the guys,
Speaker 2: are fired the.
Speaker 1: Fuck up about the twisted tea move. Yeah. I've gotten
Speaker 1: a few texts about it too, especially Chris Arnold. He
Speaker 1: hits me up a whole bunch. He is a big
Speaker 1: twisted tea guy. What he'll do with twisted tea is
Speaker 1: he has like these big jugs, yeah, and he puts
Speaker 1: it in his fridge and he just pours only twisted
Speaker 1: tea in and so he makes it look like he's
Speaker 1: just having a tea at the end of the day
Speaker 1: of like three or four of them things and out
Speaker 1: in the forest, get some ice cubes, fill it up. Hey, honey,
Speaker 1: it's all good. It's just tea. Yeah, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: So perious too, because Tanner would always like, you know,
Speaker 2: whisper to me throughout the day, like, hey, Chrushian, twisted
Speaker 2: tea crush the tall boy with me. And I'm like, Tanner,
Speaker 2: it's fucking one in the afternoon on a Wednesday, leave
Speaker 2: me alone.
Speaker 1: They love those Arizona boys. They love the twisted tea
Speaker 1: for sure. Man, it's a good time. I'm glad you're
Speaker 1: fourth of July went so, well, how was uh? How
Speaker 1: was Italy? How is Italy Florida? Well, we started off
Speaker 1: by driving. We drove, and you know it was it
Speaker 1: was straight. I had a bit of a situation with
Speaker 1: Bucky's straight yoh yeah. Situation. So my wife for you guys,
Speaker 1: you most of you guys know, my wife is from
Speaker 1: Canada and so her her brother's in town, his girlfriend
Speaker 1: a fiances in town. And we drive down to thirty eight.
Speaker 1: And as we're going down, obviously you're driving that little route,
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half in, Bucky starts to
Speaker 1: pop up and I I start selling it, like, brother,
Speaker 1: we're about to go to like the number one tourist
Speaker 1: spot for low to middle class people. This is a
Speaker 1: hunter pumps fudge, their jerky, barbecue, the whole thing, best
Speaker 1: bathrooms you've ever you've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and people go out there, they get their food,
Speaker 2: they go outside and tailgates.
Speaker 1: So I made it like I feel like, anytime we're
Speaker 1: trying to sell somebody on something, you can't hype it
Speaker 1: up too much. You got to give it a little
Speaker 1: little grace because then they go in with that most
Speaker 1: like the highest of expectations. We go there, and to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, they weren't overly impressed. But I
Speaker 1: think that's what it's me doing that because I talked
Speaker 1: about about thirty minutes before we even got there. So
Speaker 1: that like I'm quiet after BUCkies for like the next hour,
Speaker 1: like in my own head, like, yo, is Bucky's that great? Then?
Speaker 2: Is that it was Fourth of July weekend, like that's
Speaker 2: a destination spot. It was packed families and they're like,
Speaker 2: let's go have a day of BUCkies. So I started
Speaker 2: getting in my own head and stuff like that. And
Speaker 2: I'll regain this conversation when we get to get to
Speaker 2: New York because on the way back, I did have
Speaker 2: a conversation with A and JP. Thankfully, Will and JP
Speaker 2: were a good voice of reason for me, and I'm
Speaker 2: I'm back where I need to be.
Speaker 1: But we so I get to Florida and it's beautiful
Speaker 1: down there. In thirty A. There's like you go to
Speaker 1: different spots. It's like Rosemary Beach, and then it's like
Speaker 1: thirty A and then it's Kaya and then it's like
Speaker 1: it just kind of keeps going down and they're all
Speaker 1: their own little unique cultures. Yeah, kind of down there.
Speaker 1: I thought it was beautiful. I thought it was immaculate. Rosemary.
Speaker 1: I thought was really awesome. The little shops. It does
Speaker 1: kind of remind you of like a European feel with
Speaker 1: the way the buildings are and stuff like that. Italy
Speaker 1: and then thirty A. Like you get there and I
Speaker 1: think thirty A is beautiful. However, it's so like everything's
Speaker 1: like white, everything blends in. It's so clean that I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, this could be a horror movie where
Speaker 1: you kind of go in you're so excited, but everyone's
Speaker 1: kind of dressed the same. All the buildings are the same. Then,
Speaker 1: like it's one of those deals like when night falls,
Speaker 1: like you just can't go like something. There's like one
Speaker 1: older lady it's like, hey, probably best you don't come
Speaker 1: out of your room after seven pm. And you're thinking,
Speaker 1: why that's so weird. They hear scratchings at the door
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. That's the whole thing. I have
Speaker 1: to unpack up my own self. But dude, the first day,
Speaker 1: I get in my little golf cart. The next morning
Speaker 1: and I go to the go to workout the Rosemary
Speaker 1: Jim area, and I'm I'm ripping in my golf cart
Speaker 1: and I get stopped and they're like, hey, you can't
Speaker 1: have golf carts in this area. I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? I see golf carts everywhere, and they kind
Speaker 1: of take me out. And then I start to find
Speaker 1: out that thirty A, like you can't take photos of
Speaker 1: thirty eight because they consider themselves a brand and there's
Speaker 1: only certain amount of things you can do. And that's
Speaker 1: where with me when there's that many like random rules,
Speaker 1: what what what thirty you can't take photos of thirty
Speaker 1: thirty eight? Yeah? This is what I was told is
Speaker 1: that thirty A they viewed themselves as a brand, and
Speaker 1: so you can't necessarily take your own photos, like you
Speaker 1: can't take iPhone photos there or you're not like if
Speaker 1: they see if security sees you doing, they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you can't take photos here. Hey you can't do this here.
Speaker 1: You can do it at Rosemary. I don't know that
Speaker 1: you can't do it. You can do it, Kaya. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you the photos. This is what people This
Speaker 1: is what people were telling me. This is what people
Speaker 1: who live there are telling me. Like I was saying,
Speaker 1: be yeah, Rosemary. And in between Kyle, so that little
Speaker 1: like it's the white Pillars. And I was told, once
Speaker 1: you get to the white Pillars, you're technically in Alice Beach.
Speaker 1: You're in Alice Beach? And then so am I wrong
Speaker 1: in saying that?
Speaker 3: I think it's saying that if you are not.
Speaker 4: The first article that pops up is just you need
Speaker 4: to be a renting guest or owner to secure permission
Speaker 4: to shoot there.
Speaker 1: Okay, So just that in general, though, is like why
Speaker 1: why can't you just take photos?
Speaker 4: Definitely, like, out of all the beaches in Florida, thirty
Speaker 4: A is definitely the most like stiff of all of them,
Speaker 4: Like it's where a lot of.
Speaker 1: The hold on, not to cut you off, but I
Speaker 1: was doing it too. I think thirty as like the
Speaker 1: whole general area. Yeah, the highway right, Yeah, It's like
Speaker 1: thirty is like Nashville. And then we're talking about, like you.
Speaker 4: Stayed in Alice Beach, that is probably one of the
Speaker 4: nicer it's so nice, the nicest in the Gulf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's really nice. But when I start hearing
Speaker 1: these rules, like I was staying in Kyle, which they're
Speaker 1: all right next to each other, like you're just talking
Speaker 1: about a street over and these two dudes were walking by.
Speaker 1: I broke a watermelon. I was really bummed ou about
Speaker 1: it, and they were kind of like consoling me about it,
Speaker 1: which I didn't meet that, but all right, they started
Speaker 1: talking to me and I'm like, yeah, I told him
Speaker 1: about the golf cart thing. And then that's when they
Speaker 1: started telling me, Hey, like yeah, but you can't take
Speaker 1: photos in Alicepeach. And we've been stopped multiple times. Like
Speaker 1: one guy was flying a drone and a security guard
Speaker 1: came up and he's like, hey, you can't fly a
Speaker 1: drone here, you're an Alice Beeach. Blah blah blah. The
Speaker 1: line of Alice Beach and Rosemary or Kaya was like
Speaker 1: right behind him. He took two steps back and started
Speaker 1: flying the drone. And I was like, all right, that's fair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's beach where you have to be a renting
Speaker 4: or actual owner to be able to legally shoot there,
Speaker 4: which is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ridiculous. And so there was there were little
Speaker 1: things that I was like, man, because that's that's where
Speaker 1: we go back to just me in general, and the
Speaker 1: weird pet peeves I have, like the whole country club
Speaker 1: you gotta dress a certain way type thing, you gotta
Speaker 1: actually we're in the country club house. Was yeah, well
Speaker 1: I was in kaya, but I was essentially right there
Speaker 1: with everything, and I start, you know, the rules part
Speaker 1: was a bummer for me.
Speaker 2: Did you have to Did you need a code to
Speaker 2: get into the area? No, because you're just driving that road.
Speaker 2: It's like the f s H. The Florida Scenic Highway
Speaker 2: is kind of what it's called in ad community.
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't in a gated community, but I feel
Speaker 1: like if you're renting, that's where kind of my my
Speaker 1: gated community like dislike kind of goes out. Because I'm
Speaker 1: just renting. It's all good. I'm not buying, I'm not purchasing.
Speaker 1: But I other than that, I feel like, I man,
Speaker 1: get the negative out of the way. I thought it
Speaker 1: was incredibly beautiful. I thought the sand was dude, the
Speaker 1: sand's just different down there, Like it felt white soft sand,
Speaker 1: white soft sand. I thought, you know, when they didn't
Speaker 1: they said they didn't have waves, you know, I was like, man,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a bummer, Like what are you gonna do? It? There?
Speaker 1: Very calm seas. Everyone was having a good time at
Speaker 1: night where me and my kids when the tide was out,
Speaker 1: We're catching sand dollars and crabs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It was just a blast, man, it was so much fun.
Speaker 1: We did like a little fire pit thing and my
Speaker 1: daughter's in the corner, and literally it was the it
Speaker 1: was the fourth when that happened. My daughter's birthday is
Speaker 1: the fifth of July. And there's a there's a moment
Speaker 1: I'm like sitting in a chair and I'm looking over
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at my looking at my five year
Speaker 1: old daughter. Winning she's like kind of just making sand
Speaker 1: castles and stuff, and there's the sun setting behind her,
Speaker 1: and I literally was like tearing up, like my god,
Speaker 1: she's like getting so old. I literally was like sitting
Speaker 1: there crying by myself, and then like TALENs, like are
Speaker 1: you crying right now? I was like, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here, dude, let me just get him right now. No,
Speaker 1: but I was like legitimately like, holy shit, my kids
Speaker 1: are just getting older. It's just wild. The wind is
Speaker 1: like at the age now she's like a little girl.
Speaker 1: There's no more like toddler or anything like that. Willow,
Speaker 1: I got it. We had like one or two more
Speaker 1: years there, but she's already talking to hear her talk
Speaker 1: it's like, damn, and they just stop.
Speaker 2: Like I remember Yester when we were driving over, You're like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: when they start talking, it's gonna be so awesome. There's
Speaker 2: a part of me it's like, man, you just don't
Speaker 2: want to hear the next stage happen. Yeah, because once
Speaker 2: that stage goes, it's like the old one in there
Speaker 2: and even the pointing going lick, yeah.
Speaker 1: Like that's gone. She'll be able to talk to me, now,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like once they get done crawling and they're walking there,
Speaker 2: they don't crawl anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then the fifth happened. So the next day,
Speaker 1: the fifth wind turns. She's fired up, and I made
Speaker 1: a joke to her that I made her yesterday, the
Speaker 1: day before she turned six, and she's kind of color
Speaker 1: and she looks at me and she goes, I'm six
Speaker 1: now day that's not funny, Like, Yo, what the fuck dude?
Speaker 1: I used to here so like that, And now the
Speaker 1: rest of the day I'm trying to make jokes. She
Speaker 1: has not funny. Dad, I'm six over and over, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what else happens when you're six? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're allowed to get grounded. Yeah, go to your room.
Speaker 1: Go to your room. I think about how your father's
Speaker 1: not funny. Take a fucking walk, dude. I was. That
Speaker 1: was like, damn, that's crazy. And the fifth is I
Speaker 1: literally left. I went. I flew back to to Nashville
Speaker 1: because we had that early flight, so I took like
Speaker 1: a later flight out of Panama City. But it was fun.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed thirty. We'll have to go back. It's
Speaker 1: fucking hot right now though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you were bringing up out of like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I bet it as fucking it was fam brutal, brutal
Speaker 2: with the July.
Speaker 1: Week like weekend and everything like that time. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: the guys, those two guys that I was talking with
Speaker 1: that were telling me all the rules are like you
Speaker 1: got to come down like November. That is the time,
Speaker 1: like no one's really here. It's fun. You can get
Speaker 1: in all the shops and all that they're really lacks
Speaker 1: and the rules like you can kind of just do whatever.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's it sounds like a good time.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna get there for sure. That was
Speaker 1: a blast, dude. And then we go to New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: Bro, Tom's a girl Chris is Stefano. Two phenomenal interviews.
Speaker 2: Those are gonna be awesome. You guys are gonna love them.
Speaker 2: But Tom is just like you know, he loves ball,
Speaker 2: he loves college ball. So it came into like storytelling
Speaker 2: for all of us there for a minute. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: and then HQ's like all the way cleaned out because
Speaker 2: there are you know, a lot of people are moving
Speaker 2: to Chicago, so a lot of things were getting like
Speaker 2: tidied up and set up for everybody in HQ this week,
Speaker 2: like the new It's gonna be like Barcel comedy.
Speaker 1: I think out of New York doing like sketches and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Would you like more out of Tom and Chris Also
Speaker 2: one of those things where we're like, you know, we
Speaker 2: love them each in their own right.
Speaker 1: I like them both. I think they are both completely
Speaker 1: different energies too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing I really like comes in just you know,
Speaker 2: he's ready, yeah, firing, He's rating have a good time.
Speaker 1: I caught myself laughing a whole bunch more with uh
Speaker 1: with Chris. Yeah. But the thing that was so nice
Speaker 1: for me is when before we our interview with Tom Segura,
Speaker 1: we had an individual tell us like Hey, you gotta
Speaker 1: he's a little more reserved. You kind of gotta work
Speaker 1: him through it, a little bit boken, soft spoken, And
Speaker 1: I didn't feel that the whole Like the minute we
Speaker 1: sat down there was like boys hanging out. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a good fucking time. It was. Man, then this
Speaker 1: definite like you said, dude, shooting from the hip, being
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious, like just saying offhand shit the whole time,
Speaker 1: like oh yeah I can Yeah, I guess I got
Speaker 1: left at that this. Yeah yeah, you're like I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to lie. Yeah yeah yeah, but he was he was
Speaker 1: this Stefaniel gave me the vibe of Chrischer in a
Speaker 1: lot of ways, where it's like you kind of just
Speaker 1: ask one question and then he rolls for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh he spoke about eighty five percent of that podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it made a good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Sigura was more like more all of
Speaker 1: us having a conversation. So I enjoyed both of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lot all that to say, I enjoyed them so much, dude,
Speaker 1: they were Yeah, they were fucking awesome. I loved that.
Speaker 1: And then I'll be I mean, got a good night's sleep,
Speaker 1: woke up super early, in the morning. But we were
Speaker 1: I mean I was in my room eight o'clock, probably
Speaker 1: was asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after we had dinner at that sushi spot, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, over price don't go there.
Speaker 1: Had a lot of selection and a lot of selection, yeah,
Speaker 1: very like traditional Japanese. Yeah, and the soy sauce they
Speaker 1: gave us, they gave Taylor like a teaspoon. And I
Speaker 1: was thinking to myself, brother, come on, what are we doing.
Speaker 1: It was wild. It was wild. Yeah, very very New York,
Speaker 1: very New York. Well we wake up the next morning,
Speaker 1: we should go back. So the day of doing those
Speaker 1: two interviews, I asked will about his flights, like, hey,
Speaker 1: did you get on the same flight as me. He's like,
Speaker 1: I got I got good news, I got bad news.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that's what led to it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it feels like this stuff happened so long ago,
Speaker 1: so long ago. Yeah, with lack of sleep and everything. Essentially,
Speaker 1: will Is like, I have a direct flight from JFK
Speaker 1: and I'm flying from Loguardia earlier in the morning than
Speaker 1: will Is. But I'm going to Austin, Texas. Then I'm
Speaker 1: going to Las Vegas. And we always flat to LaGuardia.
Speaker 1: We always fly out of Laguardi after we do a
Speaker 1: New York trip. Taylor had booked his.
Speaker 2: I get on, like Caitlin was booking ours through barstool
Speaker 2: and everything, and she was like, hey, I found a
Speaker 2: NonStop at JF can like how much farther away? She's
Speaker 2: like probably twenty minutes, but you know, being NonStop. And
Speaker 2: then the other one, the one that Taylor was on,
Speaker 2: she's like, there's no more there's no more first class.
Speaker 2: She's like, there's no first class period. But you'd be
Speaker 2: in a middle seat on that one. So I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, well, let's see the NonStop because we're all
Speaker 2: going to get there.
Speaker 1: And then Taylor's like.
Speaker 2: I got good news and I got bad news because
Speaker 2: JP says something INTU said you good news, you got
Speaker 2: bad news? I know, but remember JP sparks one say
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I got to tell him. And I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I got good news. There I have bad news.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, what's the bad news because we're
Speaker 1: on a different flight, and what was the good news.
Speaker 1: We're both going to we're all going to Vegas. We're
Speaker 1: all going to so we start talking about it, and
Speaker 1: for me, like I was in first class on LaGuardia,
Speaker 1: but I would rather sit in the middle seat and
Speaker 1: have a direct flight than have to connect somewhere.
Speaker 2: I don't know, bruh, I know, and you make your
Speaker 2: own decision, just because I didn't want to feel like
Speaker 2: I was either pushing you to like, hey, come with us,
Speaker 2: because I'm thinking he might just be in a middle seat,
Speaker 2: like we're all in the mate, We're all it's gonna
Speaker 2: be a long fucking film, all, yeah, we're all Jim Pop.
Speaker 2: Yours is seven and a half hour travel time. Ours
Speaker 2: is like five hours and forty minutes. But you get
Speaker 2: a first class fight and then you get to stop
Speaker 2: off kind of like get the legs moving a little bit,
Speaker 2: and then you get back in to go to Vegas
Speaker 2: for the rest away for another first class, but you
Speaker 2: get your dwell taken care of, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: versus being crammed in a mill seat. You're talking middle
Speaker 2: seat and everything else, and I'm like, I think my
Speaker 2: guy's thinking crazy pills. But you're like, hey, you know,
Speaker 2: fucking I'll be in the trenches with the boys type
Speaker 2: of yeah, which I wasn't gonna go against.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking my head, like I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would have took that one. No. Well, but also
Speaker 1: last day and by what I said, like, I would
Speaker 1: much rather just get there faster than have to stop
Speaker 1: in a whole bunch of spots, even if it's just
Speaker 1: one stop for me. And so I had Caitlyn. I said, hey,
Speaker 1: can you put me on the same foot as then
Speaker 1: she says, yeah, no problem, and uh. I go to
Speaker 1: check into my flight and it's like, you can't get
Speaker 1: your your seat yet because it's within twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, whatever. I go to the desk.
Speaker 1: I sent it to Caitlyn. I was like, hey, is
Speaker 1: this normal? She's like, totally normal. It's because it's twenty
Speaker 1: four hours all that. So I like double checked and everything.
Speaker 1: The next day we're up at I don't know, we
Speaker 1: leave at five o'clock. My flight that I was gonna
Speaker 1: have to get on. I'd have to be on that
Speaker 1: flight at five o'clock. So for me, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting more sleep right right, all that, there's a
Speaker 1: whole there's a there's enough pros up the middle seat.
Speaker 1: Yeah we get there. JFK. You gotta work on your shit, dude,
Speaker 1: that is one of the worst airports I have ever
Speaker 1: been in my entire life. I go to stand in line.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the thing. It says walk time. So
Speaker 1: I have my gate and we're like gate B fifty
Speaker 1: eight or something like that, and it says walk times
Speaker 1: like from B forty five to be sixty says thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: And we're there earlier than we usually are. Flights were
Speaker 1: there like an hour and a half. We were there
Speaker 1: like yeah, we were there time. Yeah. So I ended
Speaker 1: up getting the seat and will you aways checks the
Speaker 1: kiosk for me and he's like, hey, it's not working.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you guys, just go because I'm the
Speaker 1: line for the desk.
Speaker 2: We get in line for the kiosk because there were
Speaker 2: a lot of people and the operation is just fucking brutal.
Speaker 2: The lines got awful, the walk times insane. Taylor's like, hey,
Speaker 2: because we got on the kiosk. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: let's shut the kiosk because he's like, you guys just
Speaker 2: might need to start going, like it's a thirty minute
Speaker 2: walk and He's like, I just don't know how long
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in this fucking line because it was
Speaker 2: long because.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's better for everybody, or at least you
Speaker 1: guys would make the flight. Then all of us missed
Speaker 1: the flight, and I'm like, what the fuck right? So
Speaker 1: I wait in this line. I'm a little tired. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and I'm watching people just fucking and have
Speaker 1: conversations in this line, the people that are next in line,
Speaker 1: and the person's sitting over there going hey, next to line,
Speaker 1: next to line, and I'm looking at these other people
Speaker 1: in notice like talking. I'm like, bro, hurry the fuck
Speaker 1: up in my head, but it's whatever. I am getting
Speaker 1: to the desk and the lady is like, oh, when
Speaker 1: when's your birthday? And I was like, oh, seven twenty
Speaker 1: two ninety one. And she's like, oh, it says your
Speaker 1: birthday seven twenty two, twenty twenty, and I'm like, birth
Speaker 1: year of twenty twenty. I'm thinking. She goes, how old
Speaker 1: are you? I'm like, I'm thirty one. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: it says here you're three, and I'm thinking you could
Speaker 1: have probably figured it out that I'm not three years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but whatever, twenty twenty. We know there's a difference here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: are you gonna be able to fucking help me. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, can you just change you real quick?
Speaker 2: She tries to change, she goes, oh, we can't print
Speaker 2: it here all this stuff. You're gonna miss the flight
Speaker 2: because you're forty five minutes out. And so I sit
Speaker 2: there and I look at my phone real quick. There's
Speaker 2: eleven to ten flight. I go, hey, if I bood
Speaker 2: this fight and I get through, can I make that thing?
Speaker 2: They're like, uh, yeah, maybe. So I booked the eleven
Speaker 2: ten flight direct from JFK to Vegas. I am sprinting,
Speaker 2: I am a run. Taylor hits us and I'm JP
Speaker 2: and I went to the security whenever Taylor was like
Speaker 2: he wasn't even at the desk yet.
Speaker 1: JP and I just got through security.
Speaker 2: We were in security for a long time, and then
Speaker 2: we had that thirty minute walk, bro, and it is
Speaker 2: the longest fucking walk.
Speaker 1: And Tailor's like, hey, I just got through security and
Speaker 1: I got no I was in line still, and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, you guys there yet, Like if you
Speaker 1: guys talk to the person, You're like, brother, we just
Speaker 1: got through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we were like, it's it's the long It's
Speaker 2: the longest walk of your fucking life.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, there's no way tailor's gonna make it,
Speaker 1: so I get through. I ended up getting through security,
Speaker 1: and I have like fifteen minutes before this flight takes off.
Speaker 1: You just ran the whole time. I ran the whole time,
Speaker 1: and I'm brother, Oh, I can imagine a hurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was exhausted. I get there. The door is open
Speaker 1: before we can even get to the desk. Lady goes, hey,
Speaker 1: your friends were here. They said you'd be running like
Speaker 1: at the last second. Sorry you missed it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we have a cut off at ten minutes before the
Speaker 1: flight takes off. I look at my look at my phone, dude,
Speaker 1: eight minutes before the flight takes off, schedule take off.
Speaker 1: Eight fucking minutes and the door is still and I
Speaker 1: got there's nothing you can do. She goes, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: and she literally walks away, like doesn't.
Speaker 2: Give me an opportunity time like they they would didn't
Speaker 2: even close the overhead yet, like when JP and I
Speaker 2: are seated, and I'm like, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: We're literally, like I said, down just four minutes ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the people still getting on the flight apparently still
Speaker 1: working through everything before they even close the doors. No, joke.
Speaker 1: I am fuming. I'm so fucking mad. So I literally
Speaker 1: I literally go in the corner and I set a
Speaker 1: time on my phone for twenty minutes. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is how long you get to be mad. And I
Speaker 1: literally was sitting in the corner so fucking mad that
Speaker 1: I like, do you have your potty face on?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I was just I just out there and put headphones
Speaker 1: on and just listen to music for a little bit.
Speaker 1: And I literally felt like if somebody even I would
Speaker 1: be the guy that, like person in New York loses
Speaker 1: it and beats somebody up because the person asked how
Speaker 1: their day was going. Type of thing like that would
Speaker 1: be a news article. If someone's like, hey man, what's
Speaker 1: going on? On says the N word? Can I get
Speaker 1: a Can I get can I get a photo? One
Speaker 1: of those things, I'd be like, Bro, I would fucking
Speaker 1: lose it right now. Twenty minutes goes by, timer goes off.
Speaker 1: There's nothing I can do. Catch myself, a little meal,
Speaker 1: walk around the place a little bit, get on my flight,
Speaker 1: middle seat on the eleven to ten flight. So five hours, Bro,
Speaker 1: five hours sitting there, forty watch two movies. I watched
Speaker 1: a few good men watched Uh what was the other one?
Speaker 1: It was another one with a palm cruising oh top
Speaker 1: gun Maverick. And then I watched thirty minutes of Titanic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I skipped through it. All good parts, a few
Speaker 1: good men's phenomenal get there and it's great. So now
Speaker 1: we're in Vegas, we go to power Slap. Power stuff
Speaker 1: is great. It was a fun time.
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Speaker 2: We hit Power Slap and it was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: It was a great time. But Shane Gillis, who is
Speaker 1: a fucking He's a stunt. He's a bro. Sorry, he's
Speaker 1: our bro, dude. He is all fucking time. He's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I have a show at the Mirage. You should come,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So we leave Powers up the minute
Speaker 1: Wolverine takes the Belt back to Missouri, we get on
Speaker 1: the bus, cruise over the Mirage. We get there probably
Speaker 1: an hour before the show.
Speaker 5: Starts.
Speaker 1: Shane's walking around with security, gets this into the we
Speaker 1: go like the little green room, which is essentially this
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy style like hotel suite that's like right outside,
Speaker 1: like behind the kitchen of the mirage with this coffee shop.
Speaker 1: We're hanging out there and uh, some cool cats, some
Speaker 1: cool fucking listen. Let's let's let's be cool about it.
Speaker 1: Everyone just be cool for a second and relax.
Speaker 2: Everyone's sitting listening watching the spot. Be fucking cool. You
Speaker 2: say this, don't overreact, dude. But we hung out with
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan. Joe comes in. He's with Young Jamie as well.
Speaker 2: Who Young Jamie's a homie. Homie, dude, He's a fucking homie.
Speaker 2: The best part because he's an Ohio State cat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and once he was like, oh, I just shook the
Speaker 2: hand of a Michigan man like he feels dirty type.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like that, he's one of the fucking boys.
Speaker 2: He's just tell he's one of the boys.
Speaker 1: So we talked to them for a little bit. We
Speaker 1: were hanging out. We fucking started talking about BPC NA
Speaker 1: D the whole, the whole thing. Jamy and I are
Speaker 1: going back and forth about Hey, listen to a house
Speaker 1: state keeps working hard, someday you guys will be back
Speaker 1: type of thing. And we're having a good back and
Speaker 1: fourth the whole time. It's a fun it's a fun time.
Speaker 1: It's a great time. And we go behind the curtain
Speaker 1: before and what is that called We're at the god
Speaker 1: mic or something like that. The god mic. There's a
Speaker 1: god there's a single mic with the curtains right before
Speaker 1: you walk out on stage. And Shane goes, all right,
Speaker 1: well you're doing it, and Will was like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck am I doing.
Speaker 2: Shane's like, Will, come on, dude, like I want you
Speaker 2: to do the God Mic and I'm just thinking, funk,
Speaker 2: what are we about to get into. He's like, I Will,
Speaker 2: I want you to do this, and I'm like, you
Speaker 2: actually want me to do something? He's like yeah, essentially
Speaker 2: like introduced the show, you know, say like Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: and it was a I hate that I'm butchering and
Speaker 2: forgetting this comedian's name, but Sean something.
Speaker 1: He had a long, very many syllable lessons. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it was three syllables. Yeah, I started with a G.
Speaker 2: But Jack, do you remember I have to put you
Speaker 2: on the spot, no, not.
Speaker 1: Showing past like something. Dude's funny as hell. Yeah he
Speaker 1: was funny.
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's like, you know, basically like yeah, Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: are you ready?
Speaker 1: Type stuff?
Speaker 2: And then our first comedian of the night's gonna be Sean,
Speaker 2: And I tell you what, I am so fucking nervous
Speaker 2: to perform from the boys, to perform in front of
Speaker 2: the boys, you guys know, so yeah, be cool people,
Speaker 2: and uh, everybody's like, dude, you're gonna crush it.
Speaker 1: Man, Like, y' all you gotta do is just fucking
Speaker 1: do your thing.
Speaker 2: So I grabbed the yeah, yeah, yeah, So I grabbed
Speaker 2: the mic and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like Lost Vegas.
Speaker 2: And you hear everybody going nuts behind the curtain. And
Speaker 2: then I'm like, you know, sh Shane's fan based the dogs.
Speaker 2: I'm like, do we got any dogs in the house?
Speaker 2: And you just hear the whole crowd just start barking,
Speaker 2: start barking on the mic, and I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a hell of a show. Our first comedian
Speaker 2: up Sean to introduce him, the crowds going nuts, and
Speaker 2: I get done. And it felt like that my pick
Speaker 2: six against Georgia twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: We went up first quarter and dude, I like couldn't
Speaker 1: feel my body.
Speaker 2: It was such a cool It was like peak fucking adrenaline.
Speaker 2: I get done. I look at Taylor. We do like
Speaker 2: our half little handshake. I jump on him. We're fucking celebrating.
Speaker 2: I dap up Shane, I dap up Joe. He's like,
Speaker 2: you crushed him, Like I know Joe, and we're just
Speaker 2: all getting hya. Yeah, be cool people, and uh, dude,
Speaker 2: it was just all time. Then we go and sit
Speaker 2: down out in the out in the crowd. Tommy Pope
Speaker 2: comes out, he crushes it, and then Joe does a
Speaker 2: surprise set for everybody there. Nobody knew that Joe was
Speaker 2: gonna be there performing or anything like that. Joe comes
Speaker 2: out and dude, it was fucking pandemonium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the perfect word.
Speaker 2: In the modium, people are up fucking punching the air,
Speaker 2: like just going nuts. Jack, Taylor and I look at
Speaker 2: each other. Jack and I look at each other. We're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is sick. And Joe goes for probably like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, fifteen minutes. Uh Sean Guarden, he shout
Speaker 2: out the hoo'st no disrespect.
Speaker 1: Hey, he's a guy. He's a set in the corner guy.
Speaker 1: Smoke a bunch of darts like very low. He treated
Speaker 1: that seventies motel sweet like a seven. Yeah yeah, he
Speaker 1: was rippo darts the whole time, no windows or nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fucking cigarettes getting after it.
Speaker 2: And uh, Joe crushes And then Shane comes out, and
Speaker 2: Bro Taylor and I are sitting there, We're watching Shane
Speaker 2: latt belly laughing dude like he's my favorite. Obviously we're
Speaker 2: a little biased, but Shane is the funniest cat doing
Speaker 2: it right now.
Speaker 1: Bro, multiple times, Will and I look at Shane's the
Speaker 1: funniest guy on earth, on fucking earth. Dude, Like, hey, Shane,
Speaker 1: we need to clip this and so Shane can just
Speaker 1: see it. You're the best, dude. If you you are
Speaker 1: the fucking best, you might be the goat dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you're fucking dude. He's talking about the fucking Middle
Speaker 1: East dudes blowing up a tank and getting surprised, kangaroos
Speaker 1: fighting ship, like, dude, so fucking funny. And Shane's also
Speaker 1: dude that like he loves being funny and he pretends
Speaker 1: likely he hates the camera but he fucking thrives drives,
Speaker 1: and after we're going to Red Rocks to gamble and
Speaker 1: we're like and we'll go Shane, dude Trump, and he's
Speaker 1: just fucking with I'd be like, nah, man, it just
Speaker 1: starts these guys, he fucking starts killing it. You're gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just starts doing his old Trump impression. Oh, it
Speaker 1: was so fucking funny, dude. It was genuinely I don't
Speaker 1: think I've laughed that hard in a long time.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: Legit, man, legit.
Speaker 2: I just feel like we're sitting there and we're watching
Speaker 2: Shane and obviously he's got his special out that he
Speaker 2: did in Austin on YouTube because he was went through
Speaker 2: all the cancelation stuff by getting fired from SNL and
Speaker 2: he did a special on Austin and he's just been
Speaker 2: on the come up. And I feel like we were
Speaker 2: getting getting to sit there and watch him do stand
Speaker 2: up and just watch his ascension and one day be
Speaker 2: known as in our generation as one of the.
Speaker 1: Best comics that did it.
Speaker 2: So it's like really cool getting to like witness that
Speaker 2: because he is fucking hilarious. If you have a chance
Speaker 2: to go see Shane Gillis you go see that mother.
Speaker 1: Fuck you go see him. It doesn't matter where you
Speaker 1: are if you have to fly trained bike. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you go see him? Dude? He is so fucking funny dude,
Speaker 1: and legitimately, like obviously, like comedy is such as a subjective
Speaker 1: of art, like it's either for you, it's for you,
Speaker 1: it's not for you. But like there's no doubt in
Speaker 1: my mind, Shane's gonna own the twenties. Yeah, he's gonna
Speaker 1: own the twenties. Impossible, the thirties as well. He's so
Speaker 1: he's so fucking funny, dude. And it's not like it's
Speaker 1: not like all he's funny on stage and he gets
Speaker 1: out and he walks off the stage, he's like heyo,
Speaker 1: he's funny all of the time. Yeah, he makes it
Speaker 1: making fun of everybody. He's literally it's all the time,
Speaker 1: Dude't So after the show, we go back, we're all
Speaker 1: hanging out and everyone's there's a bunch of people back there,
Speaker 1: everyone just having a good time and some beer chugs.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But this is when my anxiety starts happening, because I
Speaker 1: know the boys got to go back to battle. I
Speaker 1: gotta go fucking fight the good fight. Yet again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's that after party for the Power Slash
Speaker 2: back of Red Rocks.
Speaker 1: And plus International Fight the next day. It was like
Speaker 1: twelve thirty twelve forty five at this point, and so
Speaker 1: we're like, Shane wanted to go, and then those are
Speaker 1: back and forth. She's like, I can't leave my boys,
Speaker 1: but balls like, dude, bring them. We have a bus, like,
Speaker 1: just bring all the boys. We'll just go because it's
Speaker 1: like a parties that can we get in. It's like, dude, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can just walk in. It's all good, like an
Speaker 1: after party.
Speaker 2: It's not like an inclusive like only few people are
Speaker 2: gonna be there, which it was, and it was pretty package.
Speaker 1: It was pretty packed, dude. Bree Bree Chandler and Michael
Speaker 1: Chandler are texting us being like, hey, you need to come. Erica,
Speaker 1: who runs Power Slaps, She's like, you need to get here.
Speaker 1: Dana's down. We need some good juju. And so we
Speaker 1: we end up the whole crew ends up coming like
Speaker 1: Shane's boys, Joe I did poly Shore going now No
Speaker 1: Pauly Short, Jamie came. Everybody literally the whole crew like
Speaker 1: gets in the bus or they think their rides when
Speaker 1: we go to Red Rocks, and we all like walk in,
Speaker 1: walk in together, and it's like there's the there's the
Speaker 1: high roller area, and then the back is right the
Speaker 1: two private rooms are as when we when we go gamble,
Speaker 1: and then on one side, the right side as usually
Speaker 1: we're gambling, we look and it's like liter dude, like
Speaker 1: the Knelt boys are there. There's this blond dude who
Speaker 1: is apparently like this online gambler. I don't know his name,
Speaker 1: but I looked over and he had stacks and stacks
Speaker 1: and stacks of orange five thousand dollars chips, like I
Speaker 1: know any what he bought in for, but my god,
Speaker 1: was he murdering the fucking game. And then I see Dana.
Speaker 1: You know when you do the credit line, you do
Speaker 1: an open credit line as you're gambling, there's little chips
Speaker 1: that come out and says ten thousand. If you get
Speaker 1: past ten, they'll take ten those ten ships away and
Speaker 1: they'll put one hundred thousand and one down. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then that brotherfucker was what all do? It was like
Speaker 1: a bunch of skittles fell out of a bag, like
Speaker 1: that's how many of those motherfuckers are out there? And
Speaker 1: Joe and I are talking and we're walking in. Joe's like, dude,
Speaker 1: the second we walk in there, Dana's gonna grab me
Speaker 1: and talk to me about power slapping. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's no fucking doubt about it. And this man's at war,
Speaker 1: like we're talking about half a million dollars right now
Speaker 1: that he's getting back and forth on. Joe goes and
Speaker 1: gives him a headlock, and uh. Dana's like, oh, what's up, dude.
Speaker 1: Draps them up and they're talking and he's like, let
Speaker 1: me talk to you for acent. Come right over here.
Speaker 1: And Joe's like, hey, Taylor's doing it. He's fucking doing it.
Speaker 1: Save me. And I'm thinking, brother, I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: tell Dana what the deal, like, you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: have your conversation. Ten minutes go by and there's another
Speaker 1: table that's all by itself and I look over. I
Speaker 1: walk up and my had you ready to do this?
Speaker 1: He's like, well, let's go. So we go to war.
Speaker 1: Like everyone's still going, Dana's still got all his chips out,
Speaker 1: and I'm in the battle yet again, dude, And it
Speaker 1: was it was probably the one of the longer battles.
Speaker 1: Jack was at the one hundred and forty night.
Speaker 3: One hundred and forty was probably the longest.
Speaker 4: That one, like that was the latest we never started
Speaker 4: by far, so it kind of got a little hazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for Dana especially, he was in the trenches.
Speaker 1: When we got the trenches and I went down, I was,
Speaker 1: I was. I was hopped up.
Speaker 2: When we were at Red Rock, Yeah, yeah, after I
Speaker 2: had to do those fucking chugs, She's just like, hey,
Speaker 2: you got to you gotta do this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like God, damn it, man. Yeah, but we
Speaker 1: go I'm down. Like I think one point where we're
Speaker 1: going back and forth, there's one point where Dana, if
Speaker 1: you're the chips are, if it's not going well, you
Speaker 1: start playing two hands. And at Red Rocks, I can
Speaker 1: play one hand of thirty thousand dollars or two hands
Speaker 1: of twenty five thousand, and I go two hands twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand. One of the hands turn into a split
Speaker 1: and the other one was a double, and I win
Speaker 1: the double, but I lose both of the split.
Speaker 2: Taylor wins the double, and that just because I know
Speaker 2: the story you're telling, just the preface. The hand that
Speaker 2: you won is the one right in front of you
Speaker 2: where we're standing right split in the double seemed like
Speaker 2: he was in front of Dana because he was messing
Speaker 2: with the chips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I win one and then lose two.
Speaker 1: So I end up losing like twenty five over like
Speaker 1: this hand probably was one hundred thousand dollars, Like there
Speaker 1: was a fifty thousand here, then a fifty with another double,
Speaker 1: so seventy five. So one hunred and twenty five puns
Speaker 1: star hand and I win one, lose one, and Will's like, fuck, yeah, Dear,
Speaker 1: you did it. I'm like, man, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: We just lost again. He's like, no, man, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about. I go, Doug, you won.
Speaker 2: He goes, I just lost that other hand on the split.
Speaker 2: I go, oh, shout out the dose Dan, and You're like, no,
Speaker 2: he's just he's just helping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got lost that hand. I was like, oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 1: but we end up we end up coming back did
Speaker 1: and winning I think like seventy five, right yeah, and
Speaker 1: so and then once that like uh, once.
Speaker 2: That happened, then all the bros we all just kind
Speaker 2: of sit down. We just gamble and play, and that
Speaker 2: was fun.
Speaker 1: Cola thousand sit there and better one hundred, two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars hands. That's that photo. We're all sitting around. That's
Speaker 1: latest fuck at that point. That's like two thirty three o'clock. Now,
Speaker 1: So two thirty three o'clock in Vegas is five o'clock
Speaker 1: in New York. So Will and I have two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three o'clock is hot six o'clock in New York.
Speaker 2: It's three hours different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three hours. We're Central times too, twenty five hours
Speaker 1: being up straight. Yeah, And so like after shortly after
Speaker 1: this picture was taken, boys are like, hey, let's go.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there.
Speaker 2: I'm probably literally scheming, like how in the hell do
Speaker 2: I either lose it all or walk away and just go.
Speaker 1: Upstairs and go to bed, no doubt. So we end up. Ye,
Speaker 1: you ended up winning some cash.
Speaker 2: I know Jamie did well when we were sitting down there,
Speaker 2: winning this hat or winning Did you do well right
Speaker 2: there when you were just sitting down.
Speaker 1: I just had a couple of thousand out and I've
Speaker 1: been a little ridiculous. We were just hanging.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: That was like one of the hangs just by black jack,
Speaker 1: which is the most fun, dude, Like when you go
Speaker 1: to the stressful thing, it's great because if you win,
Speaker 1: obviously you win a lot of money. But sitting down
Speaker 1: with five of your buddies and just playing whatever happens happens,
Speaker 1: but like conversations are going on camaraderie. Someone has an
Speaker 1: ace put down first like oh it's and then you
Speaker 1: get a three on top of think you're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: that sucks. But it's like it's a good time, dude.
Speaker 1: So we end up going to bed and waking up
Speaker 1: like nine thirty, store hitting there, probably four o'clock, go
Speaker 1: to bed, wake up at nine nine thirty.
Speaker 2: We hit the you know, we hit breakfast or we
Speaker 2: hit brunch whatever, and then we go out to the pool,
Speaker 2: win some money at the pool, at the.
Speaker 1: At the blackjack at the pool. Yeah, that was and then.
Speaker 2: We get to go to a UFC two ninety, which
Speaker 2: two UFC two ninety dude, that was bucket list.
Speaker 1: Like I remember, I've told Taylor before.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, it you need to sit like in
Speaker 2: Vegas a UFC fight, get close to the action because
Speaker 2: you had went to the d S McGregor and I
Speaker 2: was like, man, that is so fucking sick.
Speaker 1: I was back in like sixteen, but I was up
Speaker 1: with the noseblie. Yeah, called you and Taylor.
Speaker 2: Bro when we were in this second row down here
Speaker 2: on the floor. Dude, Like it was insane.
Speaker 1: Bro, the most insane shit is you go and sit
Speaker 1: down that row and it's taped off with your names
Speaker 1: on it, and like literally one will say well Compton,
Speaker 1: another one will say Taylor one, and the one next
Speaker 1: year we'll say Mark walperg It's all right.
Speaker 2: I mean it was under your name, so both were
Speaker 2: Taylor Lawan, you got Taylor Wan Taylor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: By Taylor though right there was a homie plus.
Speaker 2: He said he said it a couple of times. I
Speaker 2: think one time he said it to me. It was
Speaker 2: just me and him talking. I'm just like, hey, it's
Speaker 2: like it's.
Speaker 1: It's so you know you. But anyway, like you're sitting
Speaker 1: there and dude, it's like, bro, obviously forty five is
Speaker 1: sitting right at the front with Dana like in that.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that in a second. But then like
Speaker 1: right in front of us, Mark Walper, but then and
Speaker 1: his crew was sitting right next ex us one row
Speaker 1: behind right in front of me to the left, dude
Speaker 1: is my king Johnny Knoxville sits down with his wife
Speaker 1: next to him, Stea, which I think we can talk
Speaker 1: about the beef is swashed maybe, I mean we need Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right him and then like Miles Talers,
Speaker 1: Miles Taylor's, Miles Taylor, Mel Gibson. It's just nuts, dude,
Speaker 1: and it's like we have the obviously the nut boys
Speaker 1: are there too, right next to us.
Speaker 2: I mean, Shane's he's down the way, but he's there.
Speaker 2: He's like right behind it. Goggins, he's behind Joe and
Speaker 2: the DC Daniel Cormier, he's behind the commentators.
Speaker 1: Yeah, David fucking Goggins. It was nuts. It was insane.
Speaker 1: It was nuts, dude.
Speaker 2: I was just looking around there several moments, said and
Speaker 2: I are just looking and we're just like, you know,
Speaker 2: how in the fuck are we here.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where you don't even like talk,
Speaker 1: you're just kind of looking and go this is crazy,
Speaker 1: and you go back to just being in the moment
Speaker 1: of everything that's going on. Luckily, dude, Jack and j
Speaker 1: PI are there to capture moments because Will and I
Speaker 1: are just kind of sitting there like, holy fuck, this
Speaker 1: is so cool to be a part of. At that
Speaker 1: close of those I said, all the fights were fucking amazing,
Speaker 1: incredible card. It was so much fun. And so we're
Speaker 1: sitting there and uh, obviously Knoxville's there and Wills like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get you a photo with mym Like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: just let him. I was like, was a comments Like
Speaker 1: THEO would lean back and say something to me, and
Speaker 1: then I may a comment back. And there was one
Speaker 1: time I made a comment. I saw Knoxville laugh at
Speaker 1: the comment. I thought, I thought everything I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It was like THEO said something and then I said, like,
Speaker 1: we're talking about getting hit, hitting the dick and then
Speaker 1: waiting this long, all this whole crowd just waiting for
Speaker 1: your penis to feel better. And then we talked about
Speaker 1: it'd be better to have a small dick in this situation,
Speaker 1: and then having a big dick. Big dicks was a
Speaker 1: bigger target. Anyway, I said about a big dick, and
Speaker 1: Knoxville hit like a you could see him laughing. I'm like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I know. I was trying to get I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to buy totale.
Speaker 2: I'm like, by the end of this, because he left early,
Speaker 2: Johnny left early before the main event, I was like
Speaker 2: at the end of this, like I'm getting you a photo.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. I'm letting you know right now,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over to John. Hey, my boy behind you.
Speaker 2: He is such a massive fan, A little shy, a
Speaker 2: little nervous when I ask, but he would It would
Speaker 2: be unreal if you guys got a photo together. But
Speaker 2: he did end up leaving early. By the way, his skin,
Speaker 2: his skin is phenomenal. He really keeps up well with
Speaker 2: his face. Phenomenal skin.
Speaker 1: But at one point, dude, here's here's what I'll say
Speaker 1: about a president of the United States. You're just addressing
Speaker 1: I'm addressing it because one thing I'm proud of is
Speaker 1: our comment section is pretty even of Democrats Republicans. Oh
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 2: I remember JP being like, hey, the comment section is
Speaker 2: pretty fucking all over the places, like you know that's
Speaker 2: gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You know that's gonna happen. But I've also had people
Speaker 1: that are a Democrats reach out to me and be like, yo,
Speaker 1: what the fuck. I'm like, here's the deal. If there's
Speaker 1: a president, I say, regless if he's a Republican or Democrat. Like,
Speaker 1: if there's a president, you have the opportunity to shake
Speaker 1: their hand at one point, or is now the leader
Speaker 1: of the free world.
Speaker 2: You get a photo, like that's cool, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's fucking it's Donald. Trump's literally sitting no
Speaker 2: farther than ten feet away from us the entire fight,
Speaker 2: and he's nice to everybody coming up to him.
Speaker 1: And I look over to Taylor, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Hey, because Danny, he's sitting next to Dana the whole time,
Speaker 2: because they're obviously boys. And I look over Tailor I'm like, kill, like,
Speaker 2: we gotta get a photo. We gotta get a photo.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, so I had Dana, but I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: can we get a photo with you in forty five?
Speaker 1: And he takes back absolutely yeah. So right before the
Speaker 1: main card comes out, and it's like, hey, come on, well,
Speaker 1: even before that, Dana's like, introduces me and Will to
Speaker 1: Trump and we shake his hand, dude, and in true
Speaker 1: Trump fashion, he goes a couple of big, strong men. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: strong good looking men. You have a couple of strong,
Speaker 1: good looking men to us, And I'm just thinking that's
Speaker 1: exactly and then you want to hear this, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck bro, so funny, and then we take that photo
Speaker 1: and he looks at me and he goes, you're doing great.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, bro, you know, idea what I'm doing. That's
Speaker 1: so fucking funny. You just say that ship and he
Speaker 1: just is exactly what you've seen him as with all
Speaker 1: his lines and stuff like that. Like it was. It
Speaker 1: was a phenomenal experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was, uh the only one I was intimidated
Speaker 2: to get a picture for, like to ask, like, because
Speaker 2: obviously we shook Trump's hand and I'm thinking, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we like, let's just take a photo, Like I'm sure
Speaker 2: it feels kind of weird, but everybody was coming up
Speaker 2: to him and all the all the like celebs, the
Speaker 2: movie stars and stuff like that. Like everybody's being super friendly,
Speaker 2: so you didn't feel you didn't feel dumb being like, yeo,
Speaker 2: let's get a photo. But the only one I was
Speaker 2: intimidated by, which Jack and JP did was David Goggins.
Speaker 2: I saw him and I'm like, you know, he probably
Speaker 2: just doesn't want to be fucking bothered whatsoever. He's thinking
Speaker 2: about running right now? Yeah, yeah, he wants to just
Speaker 2: stay hard as fuck. He just loves watching the guys
Speaker 2: in the octagon. You know, he doesn't want to take photos. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he was probably the only one. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'll just let him just do his thing. That's how
Speaker 2: it was, Johnny, I want to appreciate Yeah, Or that
Speaker 2: David Goggins is in the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that was a It was just an unbelievably cool,
Speaker 1: all around awesome time.
Speaker 2: And then like getting to meet David Spade Joe Dirt
Speaker 2: like he that's when he walked by and I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: I just want to say it like I've been a
Speaker 2: massive fan of you forever.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, good to see man.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking, like, you have no clue who I am,
Speaker 2: but I'm just being a fan. But I was just like, man,
Speaker 2: he's just I just wanted to say, like, I've been
Speaker 2: a big fan of all that stuff.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: But one person that did recognize us, Smart Wahlberg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like he came and sat down. He got there a
Speaker 1: little after the main the main cards started, and he
Speaker 1: was turning the corner and saying, oh, what's up, dude.
Speaker 1: How he was doing? But we're like, oh, yeah, gave
Speaker 1: me a little bit longer. Look, you're the motherfucker dude
Speaker 1: that bodied them. Oh you're in Transformers. Yeah, oh you're
Speaker 1: in transfers. But yeah, it was fun. Due a couple
Speaker 1: of cameras came by. Obviously, I mean we're being stupid
Speaker 1: as fuck in the background of these yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: those are the ops, man, those are the ops.
Speaker 2: Like we knew we were sitting behind like Trump was
Speaker 2: obviously in front of Wahlburg. Wahlberg sitting in front of us.
Speaker 2: They're even showing Max because Max is the guy for
Speaker 2: the Raiders, so you're like, oh man, there's gonna be
Speaker 2: so many opportunities to just to sneak a little.
Speaker 1: Photo bombing there. Yeah, get in the camera, getting some
Speaker 1: camera action. Some day, dude, someday we'll be highlighting. No
Speaker 1: that that's our moment. Yeah, that's our moment behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: Aw some I don't know what account it was, but
Speaker 4: they were showing all the big celebrities and stuff there,
Speaker 4: and you.
Speaker 3: Guys made it there.
Speaker 1: No way, cool cool about it. Cool, be cool, be cool.
Speaker 1: It's overall great experience. Dude. We go back to Gamble
Speaker 1: Red Rocks and you know, Data hit me up the
Speaker 1: next day saying, hey, man, I passed out my bed,
Speaker 1: which is fun, but we did. I did keep everybody
Speaker 1: up a long time to go gamble and then ended
Speaker 1: up irish could buying everyone too.
Speaker 2: So I'm just glad you said it's all that's that's
Speaker 2: all you need to I did it was it was
Speaker 2: one the you des irish you goodbye is all this.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking, that's not that's not the deal. That's
Speaker 2: not what I'm trying to hear right now, dude, when.
Speaker 1: I do it? No, all right, I get it. There's
Speaker 1: a double standard. I really do you understand? You do
Speaker 1: understand the situation. I know a hundred percent understand. Do
Speaker 1: you want me to explain it so you feel better? No?
Speaker 2: No, I just don't know if you're you're hitting me
Speaker 2: with the jugs. I'm thinking, no, bro, I understand.
Speaker 1: When I did that, I literally like, once you tench it,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did that. I'm thinking, all right.
Speaker 1: I literally got my key card and I was gonna
Speaker 1: walk back downstairs because you faced. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we're going back up. Yeah, And I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: coming back down right now. I had Shane the next day.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, how was Jack Carlow. No response,
Speaker 1: It's like probably still sleeping, probably, dude. He went to
Speaker 1: Harlow at two am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you didn't go on till two thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we're literally at the airport being like he's
Speaker 1: they're probably still at the concert, and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: and that flight was miserable, wasn't.
Speaker 2: As bad for myself, Like I felt like I got
Speaker 2: in a good a good few hours, gonna tape the
Speaker 2: mouth shut. I had the sleep mask, I had the
Speaker 2: A one, I had the emergency exit with all the
Speaker 2: leg room.
Speaker 1: My boy, my six foot one buddy over here, took
Speaker 1: the all leg room. I was hot, but like it
Speaker 1: was because I was so overtired, like I was met
Speaker 1: at everything, no question where we're all. Everybody's on it,
Speaker 1: everybody's ready, just for an on edge Mike low Ki.
Speaker 1: I wanted that seat so bad, and when he took it,
Speaker 1: there was a piece of me that felt stolen, like
Speaker 1: that ship was stolen from me.
Speaker 2: But I want me to look across the other side.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking. I just thought, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I go and sit in the seat on the
Speaker 1: other aisle, and I had plenty of mind. I could
Speaker 1: extend my legs all the way, like I was perfectly comfortable.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, this is that's what you
Speaker 1: sit there and go, yeah, you're just tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when we were going back and forth, that's
Speaker 2: why I was trying to sell you. I was trying
Speaker 2: to sell you on that. I was like, dude, I
Speaker 2: swear to the other side because which you would say true.
Speaker 2: Now Yeah, yeah, it was like the one with the
Speaker 2: eggs a row and all the extra leg room that
Speaker 2: same row. It's more of like a regular closer to
Speaker 2: a regular seat than like an extra leg room emergency row.
Speaker 2: I was like, on the other side, when they go threes,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get more leg room over there the.
Speaker 1: Shitty partner is so you just don't get to sit
Speaker 1: by each other. Yeah, but I will say I think
Speaker 1: I like that seat better really thinking about it, because
Speaker 1: the exit row that you have, there's no seat in
Speaker 1: front of you. The two like things you can't move
Speaker 1: up and like kind of get out of the way.
Speaker 1: This one, that far one you have just as much
Speaker 1: leg room, but you can't like you can move the
Speaker 1: little arms get arrest, you know, the little arm rest
Speaker 1: put them up. You can put them up. So I look,
Speaker 1: he was like, this might be my new move. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if I can pull this one off. It was nice.
Speaker 1: It was a nice little deal.
Speaker 2: That's a massive win in the amidst adversity. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, absolutely, But was there anything? Oh,
Speaker 2: the flight, dude back. Obviously it's a five am flight,
Speaker 2: so all the windows are up. My window, I tried
Speaker 2: to put it.
Speaker 1: Up the two weeks hours behind about that. I put
Speaker 1: it up and then I let go and we go
Speaker 1: and there'd be this much room, and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: like it kept me up a little bit more than
Speaker 1: I wanted to.
Speaker 2: Your eyes are closed, but you're just thinking about the wind.
Speaker 2: That being noun, so you can't actually calm that as.
Speaker 1: No I could think. Obviously, when I close my eyes
Speaker 1: now it's like a little more red because there's so
Speaker 1: much light. And it was like I would I at
Speaker 1: one point close my eyes, grabbed it and lifted it
Speaker 1: up and it was all dark, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this motherfucker, this fucking little thing right here. It was broken.
Speaker 1: I was mad about that too. So this is what
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, at that point, seventy two hour nap,
Speaker 1: two hours and what five plus two? So seven hours
Speaker 1: of sleep. Just tough, dude, fucking tough. All all the
Speaker 1: other slept fourteen hours.
Speaker 2: Overall four point five. I'd say, no question. I think
Speaker 2: a four point five trip if I've ever seen Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's four point five for sure. Should we were an
Speaker 2: hour end? Should we do shout out? No free shout
Speaker 2: out in pet peep of the week?
Speaker 1: I got mine? Yeah, all right, you want to go first? Second?
Speaker 1: Oh we're doing pet peper shout out?
Speaker 2: All my list pulls up right now, shout out, no
Speaker 2: free shout out, min shout out, no free shout out
Speaker 2: is going to go to good neighbors. You just can't
Speaker 2: beat having good neighbors. We're gone and we need something,
Speaker 2: whether it's the trash to be taken out or hey,
Speaker 2: the delivery happened, you mind going to grab and holding
Speaker 2: on to it.
Speaker 1: We have a good set of neighbors.
Speaker 2: I won't say their names because I don't know if
Speaker 2: they want to be I don't know if they want
Speaker 2: to be said they want their names to be said.
Speaker 2: But we have some fucking phenomenal neighbors across the street.
Speaker 1: And uh, that's my shout out. Dude.
Speaker 2: I just feel like you have good neighbors like it
Speaker 2: makes life. It makes your house that much better because
Speaker 2: you know you're taking care of.
Speaker 1: That's a great shot out, no free shout out. My
Speaker 1: shoutout no free shoutout goes to when you're driving a
Speaker 1: vehicle on the highway during a big rainstorm and you
Speaker 1: get that split second the piece when you go over
Speaker 1: go under a bridge. It's like that is the moment
Speaker 1: where you're kind of like regaining yourself and being able
Speaker 1: to be like, all right, we were safe because there
Speaker 1: are all those rainfalls where like, holy fuck, dude, it's
Speaker 1: really coming down. You guys, think yourself, I'm being extra
Speaker 1: safe right now with the way I'm driving and that
Speaker 1: little moment a piece of driving under a bridge. That's
Speaker 1: my SHOUTOUWT no free shut up. That's good. That was
Speaker 1: a good one, Thanks brother, thank you. I actually got
Speaker 1: that from somebody on Twitter. Somebody commented or dm ME
Speaker 1: that I was like, oh my keep that's a fucking
Speaker 1: good one to shout out to the individual at dm ME.
Speaker 1: I don't remember your name. It's almost better to just
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2: It almost be better to say the name if you
Speaker 2: like remember it, so be like hey, I'm using this,
Speaker 2: or just don't.
Speaker 1: Say her name at all, just actly and just take
Speaker 1: all the credit. Yeah, that's not me, that's not me.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'll have my people's back. Do you guys
Speaker 1: want to do one in the back there? You you
Speaker 1: want to go straight to pet Peeve. I've got one,
Speaker 1: go ahead and it.
Speaker 4: Pertains this weekend. But I'm shutting out to accessible transportation.
Speaker 4: And I say that I mean shout out to our
Speaker 4: boy John at the Red Rock.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: No better feeling than being at any event, especially we're
Speaker 4: in Vegas when it's so chaotic, there's so much traffic
Speaker 4: and things going on that when we need to leave
Speaker 4: a place and be somewhere in twenty minutes, we walk
Speaker 4: out of a building and there's a vehicle waiting to
Speaker 4: take us to wherever we.
Speaker 3: Want to be.
Speaker 4: It makes you feel really important and also just like
Speaker 4: alleviates a lot of unneeded stress, and you like and
Speaker 4: we're always in some like really nice escalade or like
Speaker 4: a twenty person passenger van for four people. So shout
Speaker 4: out to our boy John the Red Rock and really accessible, not.
Speaker 2: Just a vehicle sitting out there, but Johnny with high
Speaker 2: vibes going have fun.
Speaker 3: He's like you see that fight and you're like, John,
Speaker 3: come hang out with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he did, he did, he did come hang
Speaker 1: out for a little bit. I love John's He'll hit
Speaker 1: me up. He'll ly text me like on a Wednesday
Speaker 1: and but bro, I hope you're doing great, hope you're
Speaker 1: having a great day, and then gives me one of
Speaker 1: these Yeah, I can't, dude, you're the best a fuck
Speaker 1: with John so had man, he's like all those people
Speaker 1: do that. The customer service at Red Rocks is just stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like, I can't even I've never experienced anything like that.
Speaker 1: They take good care of you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, I've been to five star places. I've been there,
Speaker 1: I've seen the areas, and I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: gotten taken care of what I do a Red Rocks
Speaker 1: they have.
Speaker 2: They have great customer service that of like a Chick
Speaker 2: fil Ay or I need and out establishment.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I also want to give a shout out
Speaker 1: to Joe as well. Joe who always hooks us up,
Speaker 1: always there, walks us up to the room. He's incredible. Bleak.
Speaker 1: They had gray Beard, Yeah, handsome individual. Yeah, great beard,
Speaker 1: So shout at him too, obviously Blair and Strown as well.
Speaker 1: All right, onward, uh Pet peeve.
Speaker 2: My pet peeve of the week is going to be
Speaker 2: not putting away your beIN at the airport.
Speaker 1: I hate when.
Speaker 2: The belt or whatever starts to get crammed and people
Speaker 2: just grab their stuff and they go and they don't
Speaker 2: put away their band, they don't stack them. I'll sit
Speaker 2: there and stack them because it just for whatever reason,
Speaker 2: it bothers me. It's almost like people who don't like
Speaker 2: clean up the rim of a toilet seed or something
Speaker 2: like that. I just hate when we're putting away your
Speaker 2: shopping cart, like when it's just out in the middle
Speaker 2: somewhere people like leave their shopping cart, like just fucking
Speaker 2: put your shit away insecurity, like, you know, it gets
Speaker 2: backed up enough at times, not that we were in
Speaker 2: any really any of those situations, but you want to
Speaker 2: keep that thing flowing smooth, and to do so, we
Speaker 2: also have to do our part as Jim Pop, as
Speaker 2: the pedestrian, to make sure we keep everything organized and
Speaker 2: flowing smoothly for our for the common man behind us
Speaker 2: ready to go and get on their flights. You might
Speaker 2: could be running behind and you're cramming it up with
Speaker 2: not stacking your bins, and then it gets all the
Speaker 2: way up there. If you've got to hang on a second,
Speaker 2: you know you do it. But I digress Peppe for
Speaker 2: the week. Not putting away your bins at the airport.
Speaker 1: Now there is there is a couple of places you
Speaker 1: go to. I believe uh Gordion might be one where
Speaker 1: there's a sign specifically that says do not stack bins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if it's like set on a sign.
Speaker 2: But most spots you're going to, you're lying those things
Speaker 2: up so you can get them down. So because if
Speaker 2: you don't, people are gonna sit there and stand in
Speaker 2: front of the empty bind. Everybody's gonna start stacking in
Speaker 2: behind each other and say, you're behind me and you
Speaker 2: see your bin come out because maybe mine got got
Speaker 2: and I didn't see it. I'm staying there, so you
Speaker 2: got to like reach over me and get excuse me.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get my stuff. And then maybe the
Speaker 2: other person's ride behind it, and everybody's just right there
Speaker 2: on top of each other.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yo, take your ben.
Speaker 2: So everybody can kind of wait down the belt line
Speaker 2: themselves for their own bin. Oh that's mine, slide it
Speaker 2: down a little faster. Help everybody out, man. That's what
Speaker 2: I'm about at the airport.
Speaker 1: One thing you brought up to about the shopping cart,
Speaker 1: like that takes an extra effort, especially if you're not
Speaker 1: near the cart thing. But that is a needed thing
Speaker 1: in the society we need, right, no doubt you need
Speaker 1: to take that extra effort to put that that grocery
Speaker 1: cart away.
Speaker 2: And listen, I'm the one of the laziest people that
Speaker 2: I know. That's why I park right next to the
Speaker 2: fucking shop, which is a balls move. And everybody says
Speaker 2: that like, oh, it could get hit, it could get this,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't give a fuck, Like if
Speaker 2: I'm pushing the fucking shopping cart out, I want to
Speaker 2: put my shit away, and I want to put that
Speaker 2: the shopping cart right right next to the truck.
Speaker 1: There is a level of being like fuck, man, when
Speaker 1: you see you're in an empty parking lot with a
Speaker 1: shopping cart and you're like, I could just leave this
Speaker 1: motherfucker here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but I like the game of like, you know,
Speaker 2: get it and push and say get it in and
Speaker 2: then yeah, if it curves off on the sideline, man,
Speaker 2: I just need a little bit more of the right
Speaker 2: angle and then I just go.
Speaker 1: But you got another cart. My pet peeve of the
Speaker 1: week is gonna go to paper straws. Hmmm that ship, dude, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you fucking you. If I I black Ey's coffee, That's
Speaker 1: what I drink it in the mornings. Especially if you
Speaker 1: put a paper straw in my shit, I gotta I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I gotta chug this coffee otherwise I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in hell in the next three minutes. It's
Speaker 1: so solty you can barely get the juice out. You're
Speaker 1: sucking the shit out thing no pause, and it's just
Speaker 1: like whole It's like what, like, what do we do?
Speaker 1: What happened to save paper? Used plastic? And I get it.
Speaker 1: Plastic's not good. We saw one turtle with something up
Speaker 1: its nose once where like this can't happen ever again.
Speaker 1: But I thought it slipped to the save uh plastic,
Speaker 1: use paper. Maybe I was. I think it was in
Speaker 1: the back of the day. I think it was maybe
Speaker 1: before you were born, Mitch. I think before I was
Speaker 1: a young lad, I would say say paper, use plastic.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I might have to get fact check.
Speaker 1: When our grandparents were young, yeah, they were big on
Speaker 1: using plastic. Then, but there's a lot of other things
Speaker 1: you do hemp hemp. You can make straws at a
Speaker 1: hemp do that.
Speaker 2: Because when you mentioned the paper shawls, like, dude, I'm
Speaker 2: fucking with you, like we need more plastic, and you're
Speaker 2: like relaxed brother, like you're like you're like him, can
Speaker 2: get the job done to all right, Missouri just popping out,
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a fucking it's annoying. It's so
Speaker 1: annoying because, especially if it's a drink like a coffee,
Speaker 1: you kind of want to sit it. You don't want
Speaker 1: to drink it too fast. It's like, dude, I can't
Speaker 1: be having this paper in my life. Like that soggy
Speaker 1: too and then oggy it's just tough. So that's my
Speaker 1: that's my peppy of the week. Well, do you have
Speaker 1: any pet peeves out there you want to say?
Speaker 5: I'll do one.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: My peppie of the week is it typically only happens
Speaker 6: when you're eating like a hot dog or hamburger. But
Speaker 6: it's when like your ketchup or mustard gets down the
Speaker 6: end and like you're you're trying to squeeze obviously, like
Speaker 6: squeeze it out and then it just fucking splatters everywhere.
Speaker 5: Then it just gets on.
Speaker 6: You, like all over your plate, all over your other
Speaker 6: clothes or your other food, and it just you're like,
Speaker 6: what the fuck, just pisses you off really quick, and
Speaker 6: now you have shit everywhere, all over your plate. So
Speaker 6: my pet peeve is when those your condiment bottles just
Speaker 6: square it everywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm with that.
Speaker 2: That's why you get Take that motherfucker and you're stabbing somebody.
Speaker 2: Just throw that thing down, try to get at the edge.
Speaker 2: But it still does it if it's especially if it's light.
Speaker 1: Especially for the rookie move too. Like a rookie move
Speaker 1: is when you take a a square bottle of ketchup
Speaker 1: and you just quickly turn it down and squeeze it.
Speaker 1: It's like half full and you get that water ketch up.
Speaker 1: That ship is fucking off. Happened to me a few
Speaker 1: days ago. Get it. But it's as you literally sit
Speaker 1: there and like you get mad at the situation. Then
Speaker 1: you realize, like, I have no one to blame by myself,
Speaker 1: no doubt, because you know you can just kind of
Speaker 1: put your finger on the tip, give it a quick
Speaker 1: shake and you'll never have to deal with that little
Speaker 1: weird water that shit does fuck up a day, that
Speaker 1: fus up a day. Uh, before we get into Kelsey,
Speaker 1: is there anything you want to ask us Jack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a twisted question of the week, and
Speaker 4: is there anything that we have to preface saying it? Like? Yeah,
Speaker 4: well there's an ad if you want to go ahead
Speaker 4: and rip that to introduce line for line.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, this would this be what it is?
Speaker 2: Are you sure that this one, like this last, this
Speaker 2: question is going to be the twisted question?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? That?
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Speaker 4: Okay, So for our twisted question, going along with Vegas,
Speaker 4: we are going to do fuck Mary Kill with some
Speaker 4: of the biggest celebrity names we saw this weekend. We
Speaker 4: could have done the same three for both of y'all,
Speaker 4: but we're gonna do individual the kind of tailors to
Speaker 4: y'all's taste. Okay, so will We're gonna start with you,
Speaker 4: fuck Mary Kill, David Goggins, Joe Rogan, and Miles Teller.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Now we're talking like fuck Mary Kill. Legit, we're talking
Speaker 2: sharing a life. Oh yeah, sharing a life. And if
Speaker 2: we get divorced, I get fifty.
Speaker 1: Oh, you'll probably sign a prenup. Homy, You'll probably have
Speaker 1: to sign a prenup. Maybe one might have to sign
Speaker 1: a prenup. If that's what my mouth do, depends on
Speaker 1: how that throat works. Before I'm out, of the prenup.
Speaker 1: No doubt. You don't want to do that, do you?
Speaker 1: You don't want to preen up?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's kind of like going in with your
Speaker 2: fingers crossed, right, like we shouldn't do that?
Speaker 1: Was this thing for real? Mary? Fuck kill you, said
Speaker 1: Rogan Goggins. Tell her correct. That's an easy one for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry Rogan. One.
Speaker 2: Marrying Rogan just fucking yeah. The other one's a little
Speaker 2: You think it's easy? Yeah for me when I think
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, yeah, I think you marry Rogan just
Speaker 2: because nobody really knows of of all the uh the
Speaker 2: big account.
Speaker 1: Not that I'm a gold digger, but he does very well.
Speaker 2: I won't just take some like horsty wormer and some
Speaker 2: fucking pepties for the rest of our lives. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: fuck tell her he's a good looking cat. You wish
Speaker 2: he had a little bit more of a strong jaw line.
Speaker 2: Maybe he can start taping his mouth shut when he
Speaker 2: sleeps a night. It might help open up the nasal
Speaker 2: breathing a little bit to help adopt and develop a
Speaker 2: stronger jaw. But I'm gonna go with Miles Teller because
Speaker 2: he looked phenomenal in uh Top Gun Maverick, especially when
Speaker 2: he got sweaty and he explaining it on the beach
Speaker 2: with the boys and they're all kind of like shredded up,
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I gotta go, I gotta hit right,
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna kill David Goggins for sure.
Speaker 1: You don't want nobody yelling at you.
Speaker 2: I think he's he's been divorced a few times, but
Speaker 2: you could just imagine saying like.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna use the rest of the toothpaste? Rather take
Speaker 1: it easy? Like it's pretty much empty. Yeah, he killed
Speaker 1: Goggins too. You're probably free to move about any part
Speaker 1: of the world too. You go to those troubled countries, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that America's fine. They're like, oh, this guy's
Speaker 1: killed one of them. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: And you just don't want to wake up in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night and he's screaming like the same thing,
Speaker 2: who's going to carry the boats? And it's just like, sweetheart,
Speaker 2: you're you're having you're having a night terror, You're having
Speaker 2: a night there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do wills you can all. I would marry Teller,
Speaker 1: fuck Rogan, kill Goggins. Why is that Rogan seems busy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he give me the time I need.
Speaker 1: Tell her is more handsome. Cat. We both have PSI seconds.
Speaker 1: So I feel like, you guys travel, he seems to travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it. I feel like, yeah, I think I would
Speaker 1: go there, Rogan. I'd probably fuck Rogan and be like,
Speaker 1: if you don't pay me, I'm gonna tell Will because
Speaker 1: you guys are married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Rogan, it's almost that's beneficial, Like he's got
Speaker 2: to work all the time, so you'll get your I'll
Speaker 2: get my free time, I'll get my hang out with
Speaker 2: the boys, hang out with the bros.
Speaker 1: That's probably what I would do for those three.
Speaker 4: But just for fun, let's do your list and then
Speaker 4: will you can follow up? Uh so for the following
Speaker 4: Shane Gillis, Johnny Knoxville, Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm not trying to fuck Shane oh By, Like
Speaker 2: look at that.
Speaker 1: Shane's got that. Yeah, he's got that.
Speaker 2: He's got that body too, that just doesn't see any daylight,
Speaker 2: not any day of the week.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the bruises easy, pat him on the back
Speaker 1: there and a well for a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna it's gonna turn all the
Speaker 2: shades of colors yellow right before it gets back to
Speaker 2: that skin tone.
Speaker 4: Give me those names again, Shane Gillis, Johnny Knoxville, Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 1: Ah, I'm gonna I'm gonna kill Wahburg. What And this
Speaker 1: is where I kind of run into a struggle because
Speaker 1: if it's just the boys hanging out and we're just
Speaker 1: like Mary, we're just kind of sleeping. As long as
Speaker 1: we're moving to my house and not Shane's, I'd probably
Speaker 1: marry Shane. I'm fucking Knoxville because Shane a homie, and
Speaker 1: if you just chill as like, you know, the whole
Speaker 1: sex thing would be tough for two reasons. I'm not gay,
Speaker 1: and what he talked about with shame, let me switch it.
Speaker 1: I think that's what your list is. And Knox was
Speaker 1: kind of old Marry the Dog. Yea, I'm gonna marry
Speaker 1: a dog. I'm gonna Mary the Dog. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fuck Knoxville. I'm gonna kill Wallburg. You know. I
Speaker 1: feel like like it kind of goes into well your
Speaker 1: things with Goggins, Like Walburg got a crazy schedule too,
Speaker 1: He's up at three. I like my sleep. I don't
Speaker 1: wanna sor right, I just tell him not to wake
Speaker 1: you up. He will, he will, he gets up line,
Speaker 1: he's he's got this age. Wallburg's at the age where
Speaker 1: he gets out of bed and goes that makes all
Speaker 1: the fucking noises the whole time. Probably turns on some
Speaker 1: motivational music. He's probably got some Bible on tape that
Speaker 1: he listens to while he brushes his teeth. Like, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of ship that I'd be woken up by.
Speaker 1: So that's probably where I And then if you get
Speaker 1: to chill with the dog, you know, we'd probably have
Speaker 1: to put in a couple of rules about the bedroom
Speaker 1: and putting pillows up and stuff like that. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we'd be all right. I think that's I
Speaker 1: think I like that list.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, uh, I'm killing Shane because he dodged
Speaker 2: him downs, Like you know, he's got that chromosome in
Speaker 2: there to where you can't really procreate with him. So
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to reproduce with Shane. I'm
Speaker 2: going to fuck Johnny Knoxville, silver Fox, great skin. You know,
Speaker 2: he's a great time jackass. All this stuff he's done.
Speaker 2: You know he's probably great in bed, and then I'm
Speaker 2: going to marry Wahlberg. Those who pray together stay together,
Speaker 2: and I think Mark and I would we would have.
Speaker 1: A while you're married, Mo Whlburg a very fruitful life together.
Speaker 1: What I found out in this Mary fuck kill his
Speaker 1: will is a gold digger, Like, do you Marryon Wahlburg
Speaker 1: for the money? No?
Speaker 2: I was Mary wall was just maryon Wahlberg because I
Speaker 2: wanted to say those who pray together stay together.
Speaker 1: I just want to say that.
Speaker 2: Rogan, It's like, you know, it's that's such an obvious
Speaker 2: marriage there, you know what I mean. Podcasters Rogan, comedians Yeah, jacked, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it, questioning everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're doing shrooms and.
Speaker 2: Getting high with Rogan, like you're about to have a
Speaker 2: great time late at night, whatever it is, laughing at
Speaker 2: whatever going down, whatever conspiracy wormhole that may be on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Check this out, check this out.
Speaker 2: We're having a fucking awesome time outside of the fifty split.
Speaker 1: If he ever wants to divorce me and I gotta
Speaker 1: taking the court. Yeah, all right, begetting to the Kelsey podcast.
Speaker 1: Here's gonna enjoy this one.
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Speaker 1: his brother making it the Super Bowl. People are literally
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Speaker 1: We had a twisted question with him that I think
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Speaker 7: Especially after the season, I was like, holy shit, I
Speaker 7: didn't know I was gonna get myself into all this.
Speaker 1: Is there like a lot of deliverables you guys had
Speaker 1: to hit.
Speaker 7: Oh, I was just I was only thinking it was
Speaker 7: going to be like the season, and then it ended
Speaker 7: up being what it was because we blew the fuck up.
Speaker 5: Dude, you were just keep asking for it. I'm just like,
Speaker 5: I mean, if.
Speaker 1: You look at a line of when you guys decided
Speaker 1: to make that, there's not a better timeline, possibly the
Speaker 1: greatest mix.
Speaker 7: It was stupid how it all timed up and how
Speaker 7: it all kind of meshed together. Man, how did it start? Like,
Speaker 7: how'd you get into that? Who had?
Speaker 1: You know? Who had to? I think, uh, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it goes back to twenty eighteen, right if
Speaker 1: you think what you said.
Speaker 2: How do you get the idea for the the motivators.
Speaker 7: One thousand percent? You guys definitely paved the way thousand percent,
Speaker 7: And you guys, you guys made it fucking look like
Speaker 7: it was a blast, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 7: I'm sitting here, like, man, those guys are enjoying every
Speaker 7: single one of these things kind of created their own
Speaker 7: fucking world. Like one thousand percent. We definitely, uh, we
Speaker 7: definitely saw you guys doing it. It was like, man, this
Speaker 7: looks like something that we might be able to jump
Speaker 7: into as well. So I I think we got hit
Speaker 7: up with about podcasting, and I was like, the only
Speaker 7: way I'd do it is if I did it with
Speaker 7: my brother. And I think from there, me and Jason
Speaker 7: always wanted to do something together in the entertainment world,
Speaker 7: and there's just kind of like the the transition into it.
Speaker 2: I guess was Jason all in from the start because
Speaker 2: he's obviously he's been somebody who hasn't been like a
Speaker 2: he's never been like a social media guy like that.
Speaker 1: I know he's been pressing. He's a massive he won
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl back in the day.
Speaker 2: He gave that talk's elite talk elite. I remember Chris
Speaker 2: Long would always say, like how he pressed Jason, like, hey,
Speaker 2: you should do more, you should do more classic offensive Lineman,
Speaker 2: plastic offensive that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to group many group of dudes, special
Speaker 1: group who who approached you? Said people approached you a poast.
Speaker 7: Were a few different production like companies that kind of
Speaker 7: came to the board or they came to the table.
Speaker 7: I would say, I really don't want to throw any
Speaker 7: names out there because we ended up choosing Wave Sports
Speaker 7: over all of them. So it's kind of like they
Speaker 7: hit us up about it, and it kind of had
Speaker 7: the best, like I don't know, line of action to
Speaker 7: go forward, and we vibe with them the most in
Speaker 7: terms of like the writing and this and like how
Speaker 7: we script everything out per show. And from there it
Speaker 7: was kind of just getting my brother on board. He's
Speaker 7: a he's a stubborn dude and like real business mentality,
Speaker 7: so it was like for him to weigh out the options.
Speaker 7: I was just like, I mean, these guys were fun
Speaker 7: to kind of hang with. Yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 7: deal with them. My brother's like going through like the
Speaker 7: business side of things. I'm like, listen, however, we got
Speaker 7: to get the same going.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, man, I right now, all right now,
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: You know we got that in that When when it
Speaker 1: first started, did you think to yourself like it was
Speaker 1: gonna blow up as quick as it did?
Speaker 7: Chance, there's no way why not hurry? I don't know, man,
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: What, that's imposter syndrome you got going because literally, you
Speaker 1: arguably one of the best, there's nothing, arguably one of
Speaker 1: the best tight ends of all time. Your brother, who
Speaker 1: is going to be a Hall of Famer, has won
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl. Both of you already won a Super
Speaker 1: Bowl Like, it's you guys are essentially the new JJ
Speaker 1: Watt brothers. He started. You guys are essentially the new
Speaker 1: Darling Brothers in the NFL.
Speaker 5: Dude, Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 7: I definitely didn't expect to get that much fucking you
Speaker 7: know what it was. It was the East Coast is
Speaker 7: the Philly like like crowd nuts that I don't realize
Speaker 7: how big that city is and how crazy they are
Speaker 7: until like we started the podcast and you start seeing
Speaker 7: how much like the comments and everything is real like
Speaker 7: Philly kind of heavy.
Speaker 2: So what were you most nervous about doing podcasts after
Speaker 2: every game?
Speaker 7: Andy Reid? Oh, real, Andy Reid, There was no like
Speaker 7: I was like. The first thing I thought, I was like,
Speaker 7: coach is gonna kill me if I really do this.
Speaker 1: You just get him a greasy snack.
Speaker 7: Just catch a ball on third and ten and then right, yeah,
Speaker 7: no he I'll tell you what coach he does. He
Speaker 7: does a good job of keeping guys in line, even
Speaker 7: though he likes to have fun with it. Man, and uh,
Speaker 7: he's not a big like media guy. So when we
Speaker 7: actually got him on New Heights, it was, man, it
Speaker 7: was fucking fireworks. Me and my brother were both sitting
Speaker 7: there like uptight, like couldn't even So we're just like
Speaker 7: going down the list of like questions, just making sure
Speaker 7: that we like, I don't know, just asked him the
Speaker 7: right ship and didn't like wander off into telling too
Speaker 7: many stories about that we were probably gonna have to delete.
Speaker 1: So incredible episode, by the way, Thank you man. Once
Speaker 1: you get your head coach on, it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: everything's kind a fair game here. That was with us
Speaker 1: in Rabel, Dude, come on, We're like, we're good, we're
Speaker 1: solid because we were nervous come from the Patriot Tree.
Speaker 1: We were nervous for that. Yeah, I know, But that
Speaker 1: that was when he was just peppering you and I
Speaker 1: was kind of just off the side. Watch my boy
Speaker 1: get an hour and a half it to you.
Speaker 2: Did you talk about cutting his stick off for a
Speaker 2: super Bowl? And that's what helped. That's what spiked us
Speaker 2: for real.
Speaker 1: Shout out the podcast shouts on that one. We needed
Speaker 1: them on that, dude. But when you talk about looking
Speaker 1: at questions, do you write out your own questions or
Speaker 1: does this production company write at all the questions for
Speaker 1: you guys?
Speaker 5: They pretty much do everything.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I kind of just I'll have like one or
Speaker 7: two things that I want to ask whoever we have
Speaker 7: on there, or if we'd like go through the run
Speaker 7: of show and I'll like kind of think of something
Speaker 7: on the spot, I'll just shoot it and either it's
Speaker 7: asked and it gets deleted, or we keep it and
Speaker 7: it was a banger. So yeah, in terms of like
Speaker 7: the creativity of it all, I kind of just leave
Speaker 7: that up to the professionals, so I can just show
Speaker 7: up and have some fun.
Speaker 1: Man do your thing.
Speaker 2: That's part of the reason why you chose him too,
Speaker 2: because you felt like you got along and they all
Speaker 2: these guys, you know, they got some humor, they kind
Speaker 2: of think the way we do and ship like that
Speaker 2: exactly because they got a couple. Now it's like you guys,
Speaker 2: and then Paul Georgia, I believe, yeah, he's he's They
Speaker 2: got to go on with him too. What the brothers
Speaker 2: do the darling brothers? Like, what was growing up with
Speaker 2: your brother?
Speaker 1: Like you guys always super competive years, always the because
Speaker 1: you guys from the onside looking in seemed like the
Speaker 1: closest dudes.
Speaker 5: Of all time.
Speaker 7: I mean, every everything you can think of at dinner time,
Speaker 7: we're playing cards to video games, outside, playing every fucking
Speaker 7: sport you can imagine, just competing at everything, and he
Speaker 7: had anger management, so I knew how to like take
Speaker 7: it there and then just.
Speaker 1: Never acted on, never tried to fix it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just kind of like tamed him down, just like, yeah,
Speaker 7: all right, well, don't fucking piss this guy off. Everybody
Speaker 7: in the city now not to piss chasing off. And
Speaker 7: he was he was kind of like that guy. So
Speaker 7: I was like, I could just live happy, go lucky
Speaker 7: because everybody was scared of my fucking brother throughout the city.
Speaker 7: So I'm like all the other freshmen are getting picked
Speaker 7: on in high school, I'm kind of just walking the
Speaker 7: halls like I've been there for years, and uh, that's
Speaker 7: kind of how throughout I don't know, even going to
Speaker 7: college and then into the league. It was kind of
Speaker 7: being able to just bounce off of him because he's
Speaker 7: been at every single step already before me. But he Yeah,
Speaker 7: he definitely he was the ultimate competitor and just a
Speaker 7: fucking mad man, dude.
Speaker 2: Was it always the type of situation to where whether
Speaker 2: you beat him at anything something as small as a
Speaker 2: video game in Madden to where he's just fuming because
Speaker 2: younger brother beat him. I'm trying to think back of time.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't even do it, wouldn't even it wouldn't even
Speaker 7: get to the end of the game. He would feel
Speaker 7: like it was about to like and he would just
Speaker 7: just flare up and just fucking Yeah.
Speaker 5: I knew.
Speaker 7: I knew when to push the buttons and when not
Speaker 7: to push the buttons. Trial and air, you get your
Speaker 7: ass beat. You don't want to get your ass beat again. Yeah,
Speaker 7: So it's like, you know, you know where to take
Speaker 7: it and where to like reel it back. But we really,
Speaker 7: we really didn't get into that many fights because I
Speaker 7: knew how crazy he was and I wasn't gonna go
Speaker 7: down that road.
Speaker 2: And you're just thinking like, oh, this ain't word like dude, like, hey,
Speaker 2: chill out, man, it's not worth it today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: When you so, you guys are together your whole lives,
Speaker 1: you go to college together, and you guys obviously had
Speaker 1: drafted different teams. Was that tough for you to not
Speaker 1: be with your brother because it seemed like he has
Speaker 1: are attached.
Speaker 7: To it was it was weird. It was weird because
Speaker 7: they took ERTZ. Yeah, so they took Arth. It was
Speaker 7: a very i want to say, exact same player, but
Speaker 7: we're very like similar in terms of our skill sets,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. So it was kind of
Speaker 7: like a slap in the face from the Eagles, and
Speaker 7: I was like, damn, these motherfuckers took my fucking dream
Speaker 7: to play with my brother in the league. Man, especially
Speaker 7: when it was right there and Andy Reid called and
Speaker 7: I was like, all right, I'm good, I'm good. Yeah,
Speaker 7: Andy's gonna down some ship up for me, and he's dialed. Dude,
Speaker 7: He's switched the entire position. I mean, my my job
Speaker 7: in the offense isn't just to be a typical tight end,
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. He evolved this thing. It
Speaker 7: was when I first got there, like my first probably
Speaker 7: five six years, I was a I was an inline blocker,
Speaker 7: like doing a lot of the full like wide tight
Speaker 7: end stuff in like base game plans and stuff. And
Speaker 7: now it's just evolved into a completely different offense because
Speaker 7: of a guy named Patrick Mahomes, but also because I
Speaker 7: can do more stuff and kind of affect the perimeter
Speaker 7: a little bit different.
Speaker 1: How good of a feeling was it when you realize
Speaker 1: I don't really got to block anymore. I can kind
Speaker 1: of go out there and you know, believe in across sift.
Speaker 7: Once in a while, blocking does get you open on
Speaker 7: the specific like situations, specific plays and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: So I mean, I like to get in there, you
Speaker 7: know what I mean, get dirty a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean. You know what I mean,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: But it's uh, yeah, you know what I mean. You
Speaker 7: got to stick your face in the fan when when needed.
Speaker 7: But it's uh, it's definitely fun getting out there and
Speaker 7: getting a lot more catches, uh than just banging heads
Speaker 7: all day.
Speaker 1: Beating Big Bro in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7: I wash. That was weird, man, it was weird. It
Speaker 7: was a it was a weird feeling. It was like
Speaker 7: getting the second one was like that's me, this is me, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm him. I do this, this is what I fucking do.
Speaker 7: And then you see your brother and you're like, fuck,
Speaker 7: I just took that opportunity away from him. It's like,
Speaker 7: you know how he feels. And it's just like, man,
Speaker 7: because I lost a fucking Super Bowl and that ship sucks.
Speaker 7: Going into the Tampa Bay Super Bowl, Man, that ship
Speaker 7: was fucking the worst feeling ever feeling.
Speaker 1: Dude, fucking it's a dog, right, there is a dog.
Speaker 1: He is a dog in there in there. That motherfucker's
Speaker 1: nice too. Yeah, there's stuff. Yeah, So I don't know.
Speaker 7: I just knew how I had a like I could
Speaker 7: feel how he felt, but always but all in the
Speaker 7: same like realm, I'm seeing the guys that I just
Speaker 7: did it with and like it's like yeah, and then
Speaker 7: it's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, and because there's almost a damn man, just my
Speaker 2: brother just got yeah and it was almost last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he would have you don't have to tell.
Speaker 1: I think he was going to retire for your one.
Speaker 1: He can come on the bus and heiself.
Speaker 7: I don't I don't talk to him a lot. But
Speaker 7: I think that fourteen million dollars is hard to pass out,
Speaker 7: so very true, whether or not or however much fucking
Speaker 7: money he's making right now for the Eagles, I think
Speaker 7: that'd be ah, that'd be a hard uh hard contract
Speaker 7: to pass up. And you already know, man, this fucking game,
Speaker 7: when we're all said and done, we're all going to
Speaker 7: miss this ship.
Speaker 1: Man, you miss it. But there's there's like a when
Speaker 1: you're writing your own story in your head of how
Speaker 1: to go out, like what a way to go? Like
Speaker 1: with a confetti flying, You're on top, You're holding Lombardi, like,
Speaker 1: this is it. I'm done. I could see it. Andrew
Speaker 1: Whitworth did it. You sure did Beautiful eighteen or something.
Speaker 1: He was He was long in the tooth as long
Speaker 1: as as it could get. But he was so effective. Yeah, incredibly.
Speaker 1: If it's just so big and when.
Speaker 2: You taste that you kind of see the side, especially
Speaker 2: in the podcast game when it could be successful and
Speaker 2: you can see what it does, you're just like, oh man,
Speaker 2: I don't have to.
Speaker 1: Get in there.
Speaker 2: I don't have to get in there and bang like
Speaker 2: this definitely go through that, you know, weekly stress of
Speaker 2: watching you know, the film and everything else. Obviously, it's
Speaker 2: a lot different when you're losing versus when you're winning.
Speaker 2: When you're winning, it's like just the greatest mix of
Speaker 2: all time, it seems.
Speaker 7: Had he's had a few of those losing years to
Speaker 7: where he was looking at by the time like dude,
Speaker 7: this might be it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I might just hang it.
Speaker 1: Things hurt more when you lose. When you lose a
Speaker 1: few games. You experienced losing a whole lot the last
Speaker 1: few years, but it sucks. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember losing. Yeah, it's terrible. What has what has been
Speaker 1: the worst year you've had?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: My second year in the league, I think we were
Speaker 1: ten in six shot.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, bro, no nine no, no, no, we
Speaker 7: were nine and six even me off the playoffs.
Speaker 1: You missed the play live hundred. You want to hear
Speaker 1: your what was your worst year in the league? Three
Speaker 1: and thirteen?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Two and fourteen? My rookie year, sh and fourteen. I
Speaker 1: literally called a guy that played Michael Ruse and I
Speaker 1: was like, how the food game do you do this
Speaker 1: for ten years? It's like, oh, you'll you'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: It's like two and fourteen. So you won the first one.
Speaker 1: We won the first one against Kansas City, like twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten. We kind of steam rolled y'all. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I was with when when was
Speaker 1: this twenty fourteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I went in there. Dude, Bernard Pollard fucking
Speaker 1: rocked me. My goodness, I have no one explained to
Speaker 1: me the national anthem and chiefs kingdom. So I was
Speaker 1: just you know, green, and they did it. It literally
Speaker 1: like a gunshot went off I got nervous, freaked me
Speaker 1: out for a second. Chiefs got some garbage time in
Speaker 1: that game too, a couple of nice blocks.
Speaker 5: That's my first game ever. Man.
Speaker 1: We won that one, and we didn't went again into
Speaker 1: like Week seven against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Damn tough, dude,
Speaker 1: And your worst season is a winning season. That pisses
Speaker 1: me off. You don't even know what failure is. Cincinnati,
Speaker 1: Were you as good as Cincinnati?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We won the Big East every every year I was there, Dude?
Speaker 1: Is that even exciting?
Speaker 5: The Big East?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: The first two years for sure, because I was a
Speaker 7: guaranteed you're in one of the top bowls. So we
Speaker 7: went to Orange Bowl Sugar Bowl, and they did how'd.
Speaker 1: You guys do in those bulls? I don't know. I'm genuinely.
Speaker 7: Was tied Taylor and he walked all over us and
Speaker 7: to scored Teddies all day. And then the next year
Speaker 7: was Tim Tebow's last collegiate football game. So yeah, that
Speaker 7: was and Brian Kelly, our coach that had an undefeated
Speaker 7: season the entire year, ended up jumping ship to Notre
Speaker 7: Dame right before we played in the biggest game in
Speaker 7: the university's history.
Speaker 1: Deal, Notre Dame's going to the playoffs. How about that
Speaker 1: Sugar Bowl? Though? How much fun is that?
Speaker 7: Or it was so much fucking fun, so much fun.
Speaker 7: I got kicked out of college because I parted a
Speaker 7: little too much down there, got hit with a drug test,
Speaker 7: and from that point on, I realized I got to
Speaker 7: tighten the fu up.
Speaker 1: You got to tighten it up. Yet one of those
Speaker 1: things that happened to you, though, you're like kind of
Speaker 1: grateful and oh for sure, you don't know where you'd be. Now.
Speaker 1: What it did was it really it kicked me into
Speaker 1: the tight end room. I was still playing QB then
Speaker 1: oh really nasty.
Speaker 7: It was like, all right, you can come walk on
Speaker 7: the team, but we don't need a quarterback. You can
Speaker 7: just be an athlete on scout team for a year
Speaker 7: and we'll figure it out. Just like, all right, what
Speaker 7: was your spot?
Speaker 1: Was your spot on Bourbon Street where the boys at?
Speaker 7: Dude, I wasn't even twenty one, so I was I
Speaker 7: was running, was running, Yeah, I was running around on
Speaker 7: on Bourbon just trying to get those hurricanes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little green fuck Yeah, those were grenade. You
Speaker 1: were the grenade. You were a four local guy, no question.
Speaker 1: You know like him, he is giving people heart attack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: scout team quarterback.
Speaker 2: All he would do is like whether he'd go to
Speaker 2: nightclass or not, he'd have a four logo and just
Speaker 2: talk about how he torches the defensive.
Speaker 1: You know he's playing, he's out on a show up
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah put it in man. What's
Speaker 1: uh what was your like feeling going into the game
Speaker 1: against Philly obviously with the emotions of your brother compared
Speaker 1: to Tampa Bay. Dude, you've been even another ones, You've
Speaker 1: bother one of those bols, but those twos winning a loss.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would say, Uh, the Eagles one was so
Speaker 7: special because it was just, you know, nobody gets to
Speaker 7: put their family on the front page of the newspaper,
Speaker 7: like in everybody's like living room. Were able to put
Speaker 7: our family where we're from, the city we're from, and
Speaker 7: you know a lot of people that we were you know,
Speaker 7: close to growing up all got the opportunity to kind
Speaker 7: of speak on our behalf back in Cleveland. So it
Speaker 7: was just cool to see how everybody appreciated our upbringing,
Speaker 7: our childhood, our family, our brother dynamic. So that was
Speaker 7: it was just it was so unique and I and
Speaker 7: I honestly remember that going into the game more than anything,
Speaker 7: being able to see my mom on Good Morning America.
Speaker 7: My dad's doing freaking podcast interviews left and right with
Speaker 7: some of his favorite guys, and I'm just sitting here like, man,
Speaker 7: this ship's really fucking going down, Like my family is
Speaker 7: everywhere the kel it.
Speaker 5: It was a wild feeling.
Speaker 7: So outside of just getting scraped in the Tampa Bay
Speaker 7: Super Bowl and winning the Eagle Super Bowl, the Eagle
Speaker 7: Super Bowl pre everything was just so much fucking it seems.
Speaker 1: So revolved around you and your brother from the outside. Look,
Speaker 1: it got a little it got a little awkward.
Speaker 7: It got a little awkward, like all the way up
Speaker 7: into like the coin toss, Like, uh, if you weren't
Speaker 7: at the game, you didn't even see it. But my
Speaker 7: mom was like on the jumbo tron doing a Witch
Speaker 7: Brother is Witch right before the coin toss. So we're
Speaker 7: like sitting there standing like during a commercial break, staring
Speaker 7: at each other, Eagles players, Chiefs players, everybody's like waiting
Speaker 7: for this moment and Mom is on the jumbo tron
Speaker 7: doing a Travis and Jason, Like, I'm just like this
Speaker 7: is that's nuts, enough is enough? Can we just play football?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is way too much about us. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: level of jealousy from your dad, because it seemed like
Speaker 1: your mom really got a lot means.
Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody loves a good mom. I don't think there
Speaker 7: was any jealousy. But my dad was kind of like,
Speaker 7: you know, she seemed like she was everywhere he was,
Speaker 7: he was.
Speaker 5: He was happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, see stuff like that. But everybody you know.
Speaker 7: Has that that love for their mother and my dad,
Speaker 7: my dad gets it, he understands it all.
Speaker 5: But and you can't tell him anything.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: His two boys made it to the league and we're
Speaker 7: in the situation we were last year, so he's he
Speaker 7: was doing car wheels and back lips it all.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Bro, they got to be so fucking proud of
Speaker 2: you guys. I think I because honestly, and you you
Speaker 2: you probably know how it is now too, like with kids,
Speaker 2: like one day when you have them too, like you
Speaker 2: can only imagine what it's like to see their kids
Speaker 2: grow up and go. You know, you earned a scholarship.
Speaker 2: I assumed that Cincinnati both on scholarship. YEA rearned it. Yes,
Speaker 2: you know you see him grow up. You see him
Speaker 2: have their their lows and highs, They get drafted the NFL,
Speaker 2: they end up playing against each other in the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: both Hall of Fame guys in their respect. He's just yeah, bro,
Speaker 2: you know he walks into every barbecue or any type of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, eyes are on him. He knows eyes
Speaker 1: are on him. I didn't want to know about.
Speaker 2: My boys, you know, since since the dad's not out
Speaker 2: there doing it, like you kind of get to watch
Speaker 2: them do it, Like that's your moment to shine. Get
Speaker 2: in front of your boys, get in front of your friends,
Speaker 2: like group chats, spicing up, you.
Speaker 1: Walk up over to the grills, a couple of pointers
Speaker 1: on the hamburgers, even if they're not even good pointers,
Speaker 1: Like we probably should do that. That's the old him
Speaker 1: and dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you probably congratulations after the Super Bowl and he's
Speaker 2: probably leaning more towards like Jason and you know, talking
Speaker 2: about the shortcoming.
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, but it was also hard, but also
Speaker 1: thinking like yeah another one, Yeah, we got another one,
Speaker 1: didn't we? No matter what where they both got the
Speaker 1: big super Bowl. Dad's like got another one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you get him? Do you him? Like a replica
Speaker 1: of the ring a little replica Lombardi trophy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got them a Lobardi from the first one.
Speaker 7: I still got to get these replicas on the on
Speaker 7: the way for the second one. But yeah, I actually
Speaker 7: got them one for h for our Super Bowl and
Speaker 7: my brothers because my brother does. My brother's not in
Speaker 7: the ship like that, so the memories make sure he
Speaker 7: holds it down in the house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll just yeah ship like that.
Speaker 1: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like to play dress up for travel, you know,
Speaker 2: even though he's worrying like you, he's dressing up crazy
Speaker 2: you that Yeah, No, I do hear that.
Speaker 7: It's been like off and on too, like someone's just
Speaker 7: flipping a switch. That is just and then it's just
Speaker 7: for you. That is Nashville, dude.
Speaker 1: I had something I was, it's gonna put a it's
Speaker 1: gonna put a wrinkle in tighten you possibly hope, No, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: last year was hot as fuck. Yeah I was. I
Speaker 1: was dry heaving on the field.
Speaker 5: It was not. It was not a good showing you hear.
Speaker 1: That real loud JP. All right, enough about football, da,
Speaker 1: Let's talk about SNL. When we grew up a massive
Speaker 1: SNL one of my bucket list things to do is
Speaker 1: to host SNL one day. Dude, I could see you
Speaker 1: fucking killing it. Well, I appreciate that. That's very kind
Speaker 1: of like you would do fucking good. Thank you. But
Speaker 1: you did amazing.
Speaker 5: Thank you man.
Speaker 1: I thought your monologue in the beginning was incredible. You
Speaker 1: integrated your brother into it was your brother when he
Speaker 1: sat there, were they told like, hey, don't make a
Speaker 1: face or nothing, or was that him?
Speaker 7: No, he was they He knew it was coming because
Speaker 7: we did a few of the rehearsals and he saw it,
Speaker 7: but he was.
Speaker 1: He knew. He was like, I'm gonna make sure that
Speaker 1: you know that I'm not enjoying this. Dude.
Speaker 7: It was like in his face that he just lost
Speaker 7: the super Bowl. And it was like, hey, man, you're cool.
Speaker 7: You cool with us, like making fun of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be. You got a chirp, but that
Speaker 1: is so funny. Just bro a little bro on top
Speaker 1: once again. When you're standing behind that door and they're
Speaker 1: like all right, fifteen seconds still you're out, and then
Speaker 1: you hear the music start playing, Dude, bump were legs
Speaker 1: like Jello.
Speaker 7: I was like, dude, when I tell you so, you
Speaker 7: rehearse the monologue like three or four times before you
Speaker 7: actually do it, and there there's an entire dress rehearsal
Speaker 7: where there's a live crowd, like people like come in
Speaker 7: and that's that's the one where you do every single
Speaker 7: skit start to finish, no time frame anddens is anything.
Speaker 7: So it's like that's the one where you're really like
Speaker 7: getting like your bearings and everything. Yeah, going out of
Speaker 7: that one, like my eyes are watering, Like I'm like
Speaker 7: getting like real emotional, like goosebumps everywhere, legs getting kind
Speaker 7: of weak, and you open the door and all of
Speaker 7: a sudden, you're just like you got to turn it on, man,
Speaker 7: you got to turn it on. Get out of your
Speaker 7: fucking head. And it's like you're going down the steps.
Speaker 7: It's like, don't fall number one, don't fall down the steps.
Speaker 7: It makes you hit your mark where you're supposed to stay.
Speaker 7: There's a piece of tape that's an axe. You got
Speaker 7: to stay on.
Speaker 5: You can't miss it, miss it.
Speaker 1: Get too far forward, cameras out of focus.
Speaker 7: It's a machine from start to finish. You get there
Speaker 7: Monday night all the way till Saturday nights or Sunday morning. Man,
Speaker 7: they have that thing scheduled out and laid out. It's
Speaker 7: just one of the coolest experiences, man, was.
Speaker 2: He Aheaduddy, I was gonna say, was that your favorite
Speaker 2: thing to do post super Bowl?
Speaker 1: The coolest? Yeah. And when that.
Speaker 2: Monologue came out and it was going, you know, viral
Speaker 2: making its rounds, it's like, oh, the boy absolutely murdered.
Speaker 1: It because something else was going on that day. It
Speaker 1: might have been like a big UFC fight and everyone
Speaker 1: was will focused on a UFC fight. I think a
Speaker 1: McAfee tweeted out like, hey, everyone's watching the UFC fight.
Speaker 1: You need to see Travis Kelsey. Yeah, just crush. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: How many how many live skits did you do compared
Speaker 1: to like filmed skits?
Speaker 7: So we did three pre recorded skits. Got my guy
Speaker 7: Crete Humphrey in on one of them.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 7: He ended up that one didn't air though, so it
Speaker 7: just got thrown on on social media afterwards on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Afterwards. I was hurting from my guy.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: He made he like he had like his Super Bowl
Speaker 7: parade back in Oklahoma City like the next day, and
Speaker 7: I was like, dude, can I fly you out here
Speaker 7: and get you back please? It's like, Dude, if I
Speaker 7: can get back for the parade I'm in. I'm just
Speaker 7: like yes, And then it didn't even air and I
Speaker 7: was like, fuck, hey.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, brother, I'm about to drop it on the grounds.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what it was now.
Speaker 7: But so we did three pre recorded and then I
Speaker 7: think they were there ended up being like eight or
Speaker 7: nine like live skits that we ended up doing, but
Speaker 7: the last like probably three of them are all condensed
Speaker 7: so much because of like time timing wise, that it's
Speaker 7: like it's I do want to say it's a whole
Speaker 7: new script, but you're literally you have to read the cards.
Speaker 7: Like you can't just like go off a memory because
Speaker 7: they'll take out an entire segment in a conversation that
Speaker 7: you're thinking you're like supposed to say.
Speaker 5: But if you're not reading the cards, you want to know, so.
Speaker 1: There's no ad lipping going on at all during the week,
Speaker 1: or you're like, hey, what if I say this instead? No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying sure I was. I was so like
Speaker 1: he doesn't have like the Will Farrell. There's also I'm
Speaker 1: sure that I wrote some stuff for you, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I would never say this, you know, like if you're
Speaker 1: doing a skit like the monologue. For sure, I knew
Speaker 1: the monologue was kind of like that was like gonna
Speaker 1: be mine.
Speaker 7: But everything else, like the writers have been like working
Speaker 7: on these skits and like these segments for like weeks
Speaker 7: on weeks on weeks and like finally getting them right
Speaker 7: to this moment and then I'm going to come in
Speaker 7: like well what about this? Yeah, like that, I don't
Speaker 7: even have any like real like writing ability, you know
Speaker 7: what I mean. I'm just trying to be funny and
Speaker 7: like creative. And so I kind of reeled it back.
Speaker 7: I caught myself asking them about one thing, but I
Speaker 7: reeled it back and it was just like, you're kind
Speaker 7: of no, I think I kind of like it like
Speaker 7: this though, and I'm just like, don't say it again.
Speaker 1: Don't ask again. You've got to ask.
Speaker 5: You're the professionals.
Speaker 1: When did they When did they reach out to you
Speaker 1: about doing SNL? How many weeks?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 7: Actually, Heidi Gardner, who's uh, who's done on SNL for
Speaker 7: years and years, absolutely kills it. She's a Kansas City
Speaker 7: girl and there's a huge Chiefs fan. You go to
Speaker 7: her like what is it her her dressing room and
Speaker 7: everything in there is Chiefs galore. You had like a
Speaker 7: little barbecue like pre like pregame party in her room
Speaker 7: had nothing but barbecue in there for KC vibes. She
Speaker 7: she had been kind of like pitching the idea to
Speaker 7: get I think it was initially Mahomes after the first
Speaker 7: Super Bowl, but then kind of like as I started
Speaker 7: to like show my personality more, she started to kind
Speaker 7: of like throw.
Speaker 5: My name in there.
Speaker 7: And when we won the super Bowl, I was fortunate
Speaker 7: enough to just kind of get the call.
Speaker 2: No brainern no brainer. The whole super Rules rolled around them.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, sure, guy, favorite you brought a barbecue.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite barbecue spot in Kansas City?
Speaker 7: Man, I don't like to get into politics, dog, I
Speaker 7: really don't. You're gonna get me fucking killed.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying because I went to a couple I
Speaker 1: love Oklahoma Joe's. Man. I love that gas station.
Speaker 7: Vibe, baby, And it's a good vibe, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, Like you feel like it's like authentic and real.
Speaker 7: And the gas station Joe's Kansas City Joe's is always
Speaker 7: been formerly Oklahoma Joe's now in Kansas City Joe's. I
Speaker 7: would say, Jackstack, you can't go wrong with That's kind
Speaker 7: of like the white cloth like barbecues, like the Knife restaurant.
Speaker 1: Still great spread. You can get fucking anything on the
Speaker 1: menus slabs.
Speaker 7: Q thirty nine is more of like you're like sports
Speaker 7: bar barbecue, but it's a little bit cleaner. Still you
Speaker 7: ef You ever go to Q thirty nine get the
Speaker 7: burnt end? Do you guys know what burnt ends are?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: They're like fucking protein candies. Man, things are fucking you
Speaker 7: could just keep popping those things in. Dude, I'm massive
Speaker 7: burn ends now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can, you can. You can fuck some shit
Speaker 5: up in Kansas City.
Speaker 1: I love how you're giving all the big spots some love.
Speaker 5: It's Arthur Bryant's I mean, you name it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: Is there a sleeper hole in the wall that people
Speaker 1: don't know about only locals know about?
Speaker 7: No, not really and at least nothing that I've come
Speaker 7: across yet. But you can't go wrong, man, I mean
Speaker 7: if you're fucking a barbecue man, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm with that.
Speaker 1: I can get behind that, you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about twenty nineteen the AFC Championship.
Speaker 2: Should we talk about the AFC Championship, or we talked
Speaker 2: about or should we start where you guys beat him
Speaker 2: when you guys were two and four going to the
Speaker 2: bye week, and that's when you guys basically got back
Speaker 2: on track to make that push, to.
Speaker 1: Make that push. Well, I mean we did do that.
Speaker 1: How did that feel when we beat your assular? Couple
Speaker 1: times we've played in Tennessee, we've gotten scraped. It is
Speaker 1: so weird how Tennessee always plays Kansas City. Well, even
Speaker 1: this past year with Mali.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Braves Man Northeast Ohio guy. Man respect ball player.
Speaker 7: He's just a ballplayer, good ball coach. Hunh Yeah, no,
Speaker 7: you could you could tell Man. You can tell he's
Speaker 7: fun to play for. Man, he was. He was a
Speaker 7: Pro Bowl coach like two years ago. So it's fun
Speaker 7: catching up with him, just kind of seeing how he vibes.
Speaker 7: I would how many cigarettes gus can't put down? I mean,
Speaker 7: just golfing with a mountain tahoe one round? Yeah, I
Speaker 7: think I saw a good two packs. Oh buddy, day, is.
Speaker 5: That a light day?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always would walk by his truck
Speaker 1: used to be right where the entrance was the facility
Speaker 1: and I don't always see a pack of marblows like
Speaker 1: sitting right in a center console. But he would he
Speaker 1: hit that fucking jewel like it oh the money, like
Speaker 1: he was on that thing all he did. He always
Speaker 1: putting dip and that man lives for some nicotine now
Speaker 1: for it all right now, Yeah, he's a he's like
Speaker 1: that dude.
Speaker 2: When I was doing when I was doing that skit
Speaker 2: the uh that last year, I was trying to bring
Speaker 2: the jewel in and he would let me. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: He's like, no, you can't. He's like, you're here, I
Speaker 2: let you in the building. You're not doing that.
Speaker 1: It is a rave thing though, he's a bit. He
Speaker 1: likes the big dog Cats. Yeah, like the big dog cats.
Speaker 1: This man got to keep to keep everything Will. He
Speaker 1: loves the bodybag Will. Dude. It's hard. It's hard to
Speaker 1: watch sometimes. Yeah, I'll find my moment one day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's a good dude, man. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The crazy thing is the parallel between the regular season
Speaker 1: game and twenty nineteen and the AFT Championship. Like you
Speaker 1: guys were up ten oh after the first quarter and
Speaker 1: the AFC Championship we were up tenno. And the flip.
Speaker 1: It all switched when Pat Mahomes did that two minute
Speaker 1: drill the man I ran forty show? Was he still elusive?
Speaker 5: The guy? I mean, he's just a gamer man.
Speaker 7: He's just a gamer that nobody likes to give him
Speaker 7: credit for the for the wheels man, he finds a
Speaker 7: way to, you know, just get first downs. But that
Speaker 7: one that was, I mean, that had to be the
Speaker 7: best run of his life. That was right before half
Speaker 7: AFC Championship. We're gonna win this little We're gonna win
Speaker 7: this game. I thought the worst security ever going into
Speaker 7: the end zone.
Speaker 1: That thing was like flopping around. I was like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no.
Speaker 2: In the tackling though I was watching, Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: when I was on the Raiders. I was watching. But
Speaker 2: the tackling was horrendous on that play. I think all
Speaker 2: the boys know that. That is the truth.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 8: When was the last time you tried to tackle Patty Mahones.
Speaker 8: It's been a minute. I had to get my legs
Speaker 8: in on the microphone. These days, he's got them slender
Speaker 8: hips man. He slides around on guys. Honestly, I don't.
Speaker 2: Think I've ever gotten to actually get an opportunity. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm more like going one on one against ben Neemon
Speaker 2: out there in the trenches on fourth down. God needed
Speaker 2: me more for fourth down. In my back half of
Speaker 2: my career, I never got a real opportunity. It was
Speaker 2: more like, last time I played against the Chiefs was
Speaker 2: Alex Smith. So it wasn't I want to say that
Speaker 2: was alex Is last year when we came there to
Speaker 2: Arrowhead when Washington came. But other than that, like my
Speaker 2: only moments against the Chiefs the first year I came
Speaker 2: when there was the AFC championship year with you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys were one of our first games. So I
Speaker 1: was big.
Speaker 2: Chilling and more like, man, we're getting asshift out here
Speaker 2: because you're not like ingrained in the culture to you know,
Speaker 2: I want to say one moment, Patrick's you know, running around,
Speaker 2: just throws it up to you. You catch it over Joiner
Speaker 2: at the boy Joiner at the time, and then the
Speaker 2: second time around was like the first week back and
Speaker 2: I'm out there fucking scraping your guys's logo and we
Speaker 2: just get wrecked.
Speaker 1: That was you know that game.
Speaker 7: You know, the game's like look at Will leading him
Speaker 7: out there to the logo, we just get whooped like
Speaker 7: fifty something to fourteen.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: The fuck I'm trying to pink. He played on the Jaguar. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is all. He's a great first time he told
Speaker 2: me he's gonna shoot me after the game. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you that's pretty aggressive.
Speaker 5: Is like, so that's what the day is going to be, Like,
Speaker 5: this is what we're doing.
Speaker 1: He was a rookie too. I was like, I kind
Speaker 1: of got some ship doing.
Speaker 2: Yanick is a dog like even in walk there's like
Speaker 2: he's somebody that's like about his business on the field
Speaker 2: and like, yeah, he like, let us out there to
Speaker 2: the middles. We're going out here in the middle of hell. Yeah,
Speaker 2: boys scraping on the logo let us man. Arhead is Arrowhead.
Speaker 2: A lot of stadium the NFL lotter than Seattle.
Speaker 7: I've never played in Seattle when it's like rock and rocking,
Speaker 7: though like playoffs.
Speaker 5: I haven't played out there in the playoffs. So it's like,
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, but a regular season game Arrowhead when it's when
Speaker 1: it's rocking.
Speaker 5: During playoffs, man, it gets fucking rowdy and.
Speaker 1: It is nuts. You can't hear a thing. Guys, will
Speaker 1: be from me to you, and I won't be able
Speaker 1: to hear a word. They'll screaming at the top of
Speaker 1: their lungs. You can't hear a damn thing. It gets
Speaker 1: so damn cold there too, dude. It is crazy. We've
Speaker 1: been pretty fortunate in these past couple of years.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't know what the fuck's going on with
Speaker 5: global warming.
Speaker 7: But we didn't have a single We didn't have a
Speaker 7: single snow game or game under like ten degrees.
Speaker 5: Last year.
Speaker 1: We had one game.
Speaker 5: I usually have one or two.
Speaker 1: So you believe in global warming?
Speaker 7: Just a I'm not even sure what I just before
Speaker 7: we really get into this, Yeah, no, right, even sure
Speaker 7: if global warming is the reason why it didn't snow,
Speaker 7: and I'm just kind of connecting dots here sounds being
Speaker 7: in the locker room connected at all. If I reiterate
Speaker 7: that I don't know what the fuck global warming is doing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you guys saw this tweet about global warming.
Speaker 1: I think that shit's real. You know Mahomes Obviously we
Speaker 1: got to talk about Mahomes a little bit, would you.
Speaker 1: What was your impression to him when he first when
Speaker 1: he first got to the chiefs Tyreek Hill talks and
Speaker 1: he thought he was garbage.
Speaker 5: So Tyreek's funny as hell. Man.
Speaker 7: I will say this, he was not like a polished QB,
Speaker 7: but when the ball snapped, I mean, he's Patty Mahomes.
Speaker 7: He just has natural the get go from the get go.
Speaker 7: I remember watching him on Scout Team. I was just like,
Speaker 7: this is what this guy is capable of doing. Like
Speaker 7: he would literally run out right to the like sixty
Speaker 7: yards on the run opposite like opposite end zone corner,
Speaker 7: and it's just like, what the fuck was that? And
Speaker 7: everybody's just like, oh, Scout Team just runs back to
Speaker 7: the huddle. I'm like, bro, did you guys just see this? Yeah, Like,
Speaker 7: what the fuck? This guy's out here doing this shit,
Speaker 7: just nonchalant, like if he can somehow find a way
Speaker 7: to do this in a game, which he then showed
Speaker 7: that he could do.
Speaker 5: It's just like it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: But the first like impression you get from him is
Speaker 1: that he's just a relatable dude.
Speaker 5: He just loves ball.
Speaker 7: He just likes to be around the guys and shoot
Speaker 7: the ship, be in the locker room kicking it. And
Speaker 7: then competitive wise, he's just always playing something, doing something,
Speaker 7: competing at something.
Speaker 2: Seems like you're we're gonna see a lot of shit
Speaker 2: talking with this new Netflix series is coming out.
Speaker 7: You're definitely gonna catch it. You're definitely gonna catch a
Speaker 7: little bit. I think, uh, what do you.
Speaker 1: Think people learn watching the Netflix and Crosby get after
Speaker 1: it dude?
Speaker 7: Him and Crosby Max dude get aft it like white
Speaker 7: du each other head buddy, like punch each other at
Speaker 7: the bottom of piles like they get after it.
Speaker 1: Really, Yes, you gotta clim and do anything when you
Speaker 1: see somebody punch a quarterback. For sure, Yeah, you'd hope
Speaker 1: so for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially our our enforcer.
Speaker 1: Who's your enforcer?
Speaker 5: Trey Smith?
Speaker 1: Baby? Ray Smith is the enforcer.
Speaker 5: He's a dog.
Speaker 1: He's a dog like that.
Speaker 5: Dude, just a fucking beast.
Speaker 1: Are you blocking Maxwell on one.
Speaker 5: I have on the back side of like a player
Speaker 5: or something like that.
Speaker 7: I think, uh, I've got him like once or twice
Speaker 7: in pass Pro, just because he like he's like what
Speaker 7: the fuck's going on?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean? And like balls out, Yes
Speaker 5: I won that one.
Speaker 1: Do you let him? Like you're still trying to piece
Speaker 1: it together, like why is this guy standing here?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 7: And I'm just like a screen coming out. Yeah, that's
Speaker 7: what it really is, because I hit him with a
Speaker 7: few screens before. But yeah, now he he's a fucking
Speaker 7: beast man.
Speaker 2: Do you let him know I let him get him?
Speaker 5: Not really, I don't like to. I don't like to
Speaker 5: make my tap lives harder. You know what I mean.
Speaker 7: You won't talk too much ship with him, but we'll
Speaker 7: have some fun out there. What was crazy about the
Speaker 7: last Raiders game that we played at in Arrowhead is
Speaker 7: that you could tell the defensive coordinator did not want
Speaker 7: me to like enjoy my day at all. I was
Speaker 7: getting butched, double teamed at the line of scrimmage. Farrell
Speaker 7: and Crosby were just like punching me in the fucking
Speaker 7: face coming off the ball, and it was it was
Speaker 7: I had a blast doing it because it was like
Speaker 7: it added another element to the game of like another
Speaker 7: challenge to like try and like get open. And then
Speaker 7: I had four touchdowns off of like it was like
Speaker 7: one of the bus It was like, I think Jerome
Speaker 7: Bettis is the only one to have like a more
Speaker 7: buns like stat line, which is three touchdowns off of
Speaker 7: like two yards ship. Yeah, there's like five carries too is.
Speaker 7: But I just remember, like I actually went outside the
Speaker 7: numbers one time. Farrel comes outside the numbers right over
Speaker 7: top of me, behind him safety, staring at me from
Speaker 7: over here. I'm just like, well, I think the ball
Speaker 7: is probably going somewhere else, but yeah, let's just have
Speaker 7: some fun on the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 7: I get off the line of scrimmage, slapped in the face,
Speaker 7: fall on the ground.
Speaker 5: I'm like rolling on the ground.
Speaker 7: I get up, get hit down again, and uh, look
Speaker 7: look back there was finally there was a flag and everything,
Speaker 7: but the ball definitely went the other way.
Speaker 1: But it was just like that. I hadn't been in
Speaker 1: a game like that in forever. Man.
Speaker 5: It was fucking blast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How does it feel to know that teams are
Speaker 1: legit wanting you to not play well? I think we
Speaker 1: played uh in a wild card game and I think
Speaker 1: it was like twenty sixteen or seventeen. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: knocked out of the game, knocked out and knocked out. Yeah, legitimately,
Speaker 1: the defense was like fuck yah, Like they were like,
Speaker 1: didn't want you to be hurt, but they're like, thank
Speaker 1: god he's not playing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, they've I took a fucking right, Mike Tyson,
Speaker 7: right hook right to the side of the dome, and
Speaker 7: you were slump. I was, yeah, the whole like I
Speaker 7: think it was left side of my body. Yeah, the
Speaker 7: whole left side of my body. I couldn't even like
Speaker 7: move for a good like ten seconds. Yeah, And I
Speaker 7: was like, I've never been hit like this in my
Speaker 7: fucking holy Then I I got like my bearings back
Speaker 7: in the in the actual like locker room and everything,
Speaker 7: because it went right into half and I thought I
Speaker 7: was gonna be good to come back out, and the
Speaker 7: doc told me now.
Speaker 5: And then you guys, you guys ended up getting Were
Speaker 5: you on it?
Speaker 1: My first Ryan suck up? Suck up?
Speaker 5: Like the win.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've played them in the regular season.
Speaker 2: It's only like the last question today, we need to
Speaker 2: hit this tier talk. Well, I got a tier talk.
Speaker 1: I think. Do we have the time for tier talk?
Speaker 5: We can? We can.
Speaker 1: We can run over just a little bit. We can
Speaker 1: get over. Yeah, okay, we can run over. Let's do
Speaker 1: the last question and then we'll hit the tear talk.
Speaker 1: Do you have a last question? I can figure one
Speaker 1: out by the time you're done. But if we do
Speaker 1: the teer talk. It gives you a ton to think about.
Speaker 1: The twisted question. See the tear talk we have. We're
Speaker 1: gonna run it. Tear talk.
Speaker 2: Let's top three quarterback tiding combinations of all time, and
Speaker 2: you can include yourself and Patrick mahomes.
Speaker 7: See I already made this taken, included myself on my
Speaker 7: own Mount Rushmore got kind of yah, So I gotta,
Speaker 7: I gotta get out of there. I'm gonna take myself
Speaker 7: out of it. Grunk and Tom Brady, the fucking to
Speaker 7: the best to do it. Number one one, number one,
Speaker 7: Philip Rivers, Antonio Gates. Fuck, those guys were good. Have
Speaker 7: you guys ever Have you guys actually ever diagnosed Philip
Speaker 7: Rivers and Antonio Gates?
Speaker 2: Not like when you said actually diagnosed, That's where I
Speaker 2: was like, no, not, Actually.
Speaker 7: They were ucking stoppable. Look how many touchdowns Antonio Gates has.
Speaker 7: It is fucking ridiculous. I think he has the most
Speaker 7: touchdowns ever as a tight end. So you're putting them
Speaker 7: to below, yes, well, I mean the rings that's true.
Speaker 5: To another team got a ring? It burns, but it happened.
Speaker 5: Who else? Who's my third? Who's my third?
Speaker 1: Damn?
Speaker 7: I mean, I guess I gotta go l Way and
Speaker 7: Shannon Sharp. I mean, I'm trying to think of who
Speaker 7: else was like.
Speaker 1: Manny and Clark.
Speaker 7: That was a good one, but there's I'm still going
Speaker 7: Clark is too white. Yeah, I fucking love his mentality though, man,
Speaker 7: no doubt last, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Yo? This dude like we're not that we need to
Speaker 1: be that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, the guy he just looks like a regular
Speaker 2: guy and it's like, Yo, he fucking just turns it on.
Speaker 1: Got his kid out there watching the Clarks were there.
Speaker 1: If Clark's were fucking there, Dude, do you want to go?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do it to your top three? No?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to hear his my top three. You
Speaker 1: know there's it's not gonna be much different.
Speaker 2: I think I would just piggyback off of the tight
Speaker 2: end and I would put Mahomes and Kelsey at number one.
Speaker 2: Even though I've said a lot of choiceful words about
Speaker 2: your team and your organization, to which I know you
Speaker 2: probably motivated you guys to win the Super Bowl this
Speaker 2: past year.
Speaker 1: I mean it was I heard it for sure in
Speaker 1: the locker room. They were rumbling in locker room.
Speaker 4: Heard it.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, you too. Will, damn fucking guy
Speaker 2: Moulton bore material. You probably hung it right up in
Speaker 2: the locker. Fuck you, Travis Kelcey. The Chiefs are not
Speaker 2: making the playoffs this year.
Speaker 5: Just heard it in my head every day I went
Speaker 5: out for practice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your fucking fan base never stops letting me
Speaker 2: know about that hot take, which you know, respect to them.
Speaker 1: It will be a rivalry that is now created. Will
Speaker 1: Confidences Kingdom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's gonna be some fans that are gonna
Speaker 2: be so mad at Travis even came on this podcast.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be Will such a scumbag. But anyway, you know,
Speaker 2: we got that all hard.
Speaker 1: The top three. Yeah, I would go three, Delennie Walker,
Speaker 1: Marcus Mariotto two two I would go I would go
Speaker 1: George Middle and any backup quarterback.
Speaker 5: Ever, which what hold on? Where we and any.
Speaker 1: Backup quarterback of all time ever. He just figures the
Speaker 1: way to make it happen. And then one prob you too,
Speaker 1: probably you and Pat I'll take a baby, don't go
Speaker 1: com I like.
Speaker 2: Don't say that. Yeah, yeah, over Rocket Brady the passer rating.
Speaker 1: You throw that one in there for me. Okay, twist
Speaker 1: the question sorry for the twisted questions. Keep it twisted
Speaker 1: with smooth, refreshing twisted tea the hard I see that's
Speaker 1: perfect for parties, a bar with your buddies, or game
Speaker 1: day ram twisted. Today, my twisted question of the day
Speaker 1: is what kind of tipper are you? Listen, man, you
Speaker 1: gotta be a good tipper. I'm over twenty percent.
Speaker 5: Are you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you sure there is some literature out there that
Speaker 1: I'm not a good tipper.
Speaker 2: You're frugal about tip? That you're frugal about tipping. It
Speaker 2: might have been a reason you were dumped in the past.
Speaker 7: Oh ship, that's good ship. That was a that was
Speaker 7: a fun leading No, No, that's that was that was
Speaker 7: all fu coming on the show again.
Speaker 5: That was how blatant lies? Was it? Blatant eyes?
Speaker 2: You're willing to stand tinto's ground like this is where
Speaker 2: we are not intimidated by your guys' takes.
Speaker 7: No, there's no way that that was fucking real about
Speaker 7: my past relationship.
Speaker 1: So if you get you go to a steakhouse. Yes,
Speaker 1: let's say the bills fifteen hundred dollars, Yes, great service,
Speaker 1: drinks came out fast with the appies were quick.
Speaker 7: What are you tipping fifteen hundred, I'm probably going close
Speaker 7: to five five hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice. I respect that especially. It's just good food,
Speaker 1: good service. I'm here for it. Hypothetical situation You're at
Speaker 1: a coffee shop. Okay, you go to answer your card.
Speaker 1: They say, okay, so just two questions right here, and
Speaker 1: they flip the tablet on you. It says three four
Speaker 1: or five your coffee was four fifty? What are you pressing?
Speaker 2: Or there's a custom button on there too, Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a custom button there. No one does a custom button.
Speaker 2: No I have in the past. If it's yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: probably going right in the middle.
Speaker 5: Right in the middle.
Speaker 7: I'd feel weird tipping more than what I paid for
Speaker 7: the coffee, So I probably go right now.
Speaker 1: I go through poort Os for four and a half.
Speaker 1: What if it's what if it's March of twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: come again, March of twenty twenty, middle of COVID. We're
Speaker 1: trying to help small businesses. Here, they flip the tablet
Speaker 1: on you, three four or five. That's where it all
Speaker 1: came about. That's where all that you actually put me
Speaker 1: on game with that as you came about.
Speaker 5: Let me after success.
Speaker 7: Right now, I will say this though, Man, I heard
Speaker 7: bad rumors about Scottie pipping not tipping, and you don't
Speaker 7: want to get that fucking wrap.
Speaker 5: That's not a good wrap.
Speaker 2: Taylor literally will look at the bill and then see
Speaker 2: what the tax was and remove the tax out of
Speaker 2: the equation and do the twenty right off of how
Speaker 2: much the food was.
Speaker 7: That's a good that's a good man right there. Good man,
Speaker 7: you're good at maths. Line, you're good at math. No,
Speaker 7: I'm not good at math.
Speaker 1: I do. I'm a heavy tipper, but as Willis pointed out,
Speaker 1: it's more for my own good karmel. I am looking
Speaker 1: out for me when I send a fat tip out there,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of myself in the universe. This is gonna
Speaker 1: come back to me.
Speaker 5: Ten foot nice man.
Speaker 1: Hey, Yeah, that is my lean into Like this is
Speaker 1: how frugal Taylor is. He will take out the taxing.
Speaker 1: Oh I got we all got I think we almost
Speaker 1: all got there. Almost seems like I was a little behind.
Speaker 5: I was went way over my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's one last question? Last question? What's one thing
Speaker 1: you want to do from an entertainment perspective when all
Speaker 1: football is over?
Speaker 7: We want to act in I want to jump in
Speaker 7: the I want to jump into the acting world. Man,
Speaker 7: scripted comedy is man, keep me right there. I want
Speaker 7: to be in a comedy game there. Yeah, that's man,
Speaker 7: That's the only thing I have fun with.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 7: I don't think I could ever like embody, like an
Speaker 7: entire like character in like I don't know, like an
Speaker 7: action movie or a drama movie. Definitely not drama action.
Speaker 7: Who knows, man, Maybe I do some some bicep curls
Speaker 7: or something. Get get Actually, I feel like you look
Speaker 7: to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Burt Kreischer just had a movie, an
Speaker 1: action movie come out. You could probably do, but Bert
Speaker 1: was fully being himself, fully you know what.
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like you almost have to do an
Speaker 2: action movie just so you can get the cameo and
Speaker 2: do just some monster type.
Speaker 1: At the end. Yeah, I don't know what that line is.
Speaker 1: I had nothing for you, but something that's you know,
Speaker 1: John Wick type movie where you say forty five.
Speaker 5: Words, I'm in I'm in for that. I'm in for
Speaker 5: a cameo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make comedies great again.
Speaker 2: We do need some some good comedies back in our lives,
Speaker 2: because I don't think they've been I don't think they've
Speaker 2: been well since what the Will Ferrell days.
Speaker 1: Will Fail's coming back though, traffics go Okay, brother, there's
Speaker 1: been great having you on. We'll see you. We'll see
Speaker 1: you at the at tight end you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Obviously, I'm sure we'll get some the old rivalry back.
Speaker 1: The matchup everybody.
Speaker 5: Miss is gonna throw some cleats on.
Speaker 1: I might you really said that?
Speaker 2: Uh that uncalled for Patrick Mahomes thing earlier and I've
Speaker 2: been thinking about it ever since.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I might have to throw the cleats on.
Speaker 1: What was then?
Speaker 7: What was the patch one hole thing you ever tried
Speaker 7: to tackling Patrick m I said, when was the last
Speaker 7: time you tried? Because he act like it was easy
Speaker 7: to tackle him on that one run. There'd be a
Speaker 7: last hitting everybody with spin moves man, if that was
Speaker 7: to see me, it'll be fast bring breaking out the
Speaker 7: spin move man.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hey, but thanks a lot, bro. We appreciate
Speaker 2: it you guys, lessons Starr for running over and congrats
Speaker 2: on your success with New Heights. We're really happy for you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you guys being away.
Speaker 5: Baby.
Speaker 2: You know he's also doing I know this. We can
Speaker 2: even cut this part out, but he's also they're also
Speaker 2: doing a beer thing.
Speaker 1: I think next week you got you guys got like
Speaker 1: actual like guys, like players that.
Speaker 2: Come in and like Dean Blandino is our official referee,
Speaker 2: so he's gonna come in.
Speaker 1: You guys were invited to that, but I think.
Speaker 5: Yes, you have a foundation is literally yeah.
Speaker 1: It's a foundation thing. And then you had something come up,
Speaker 1: or maybe you didn't, but Jason didn't.
Speaker 5: You know, I just had to go to Jason's foundation.
Speaker 2: You're doing that where you're like you're bringing people in
Speaker 2: and they're they're almost doing like you.
Speaker 5: To show and everything.
Speaker 7: It's like, uh, we're calling it the beer Bowl, not
Speaker 7: necessarily beer Olympics.
Speaker 5: Yeah from world.
Speaker 1: We gotta get you guys in the Beer Olympics next year.
Speaker 1: It was a big miss that.
Speaker 7: Get punped when you guys hit me by it Like
Speaker 7: now I was up start.
Speaker 1: Playing way made the decision for you. Yeah fair enough,
Speaker 1: Yeah we'll get you. We'll get you on the sure though. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you everybody for watching. Big hugs, Towny care.
Speaker 5: You guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys out, where are you going now