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Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand? Would you feel worse if

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Speaker 1: nobody showed up to your wedding or your funeral? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely my funeral. Your funeral, absolutely, because I don't care

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Speaker 1: if anybody shows up to my wedding, but my funeral,

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Speaker 1: that means that I was a really terrible person. Alex

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Speaker 1: and I am married. If you didn't know that, and

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Speaker 1: that's true, we had like five people at our wedding. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we whittled down the guest list really far like that

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Speaker 1: though intimate. Yeah, there's five though if they didn't show up,

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Speaker 1: you would have felt terrible after inviting. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it'd been nice. Yeah, sweet, nobody's here, it's quiet, this

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Speaker 1: is fun, hang out just me and you get married,

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Speaker 1: goody things we do on the nights we get married. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so funeral for you, yes, all right, for sure. I

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Speaker 1: don't care about the funeral because I'm gone then, like

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm not going to be able to see

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Speaker 1: anyone could at my wedding though, if there's no one there,

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Speaker 1: I know people wait me, they were busy, because that's

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Speaker 1: like supposed to be the best days of your life

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Speaker 1: as well. I mean, a funeral is going to be

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Speaker 1: one of the worst. Right you dead, I never know.

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Speaker 1: It's how your life has been pure. Family put you

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Speaker 1: in a good outfit. Don't do that, please? Can I

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Speaker 1: be honest? I'm a little torn. Okay, so there could

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Speaker 1: be a good reason if no one's at your funeral.

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Speaker 1: It means you outlived off the people you like. Okay

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Speaker 1: with that, But and also I want people to come

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Speaker 1: to my wedding because I want some gifts. Ya torn, Like,

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Speaker 1: I want people at my wedding because I want gifts.

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Speaker 1: But I also wouldn't mind no one being at my

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Speaker 1: at my funeral because that means I outlived all y'all,

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Speaker 1: you had no friends. We're gonna go with the first one.

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Speaker 1: When I asked the question, my original answer changed. I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say that I would be more upset if

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Speaker 1: people didn't show up to my wedding because people didn't

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Speaker 1: show my funeral. I was thinking about. I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: that means I probably lived a full life, pissed a

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Speaker 1: lot of people off, and that's a good thing. But

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Speaker 1: then I thought about him, like, wait, I would be

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Speaker 1: disappointed if more people didn't show up to my funeral.

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Speaker 1: I would, well, because my wedding. I've got the one

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Speaker 1: person that I want to be at my wedding, and

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Speaker 1: that's my wife, Alex. That's me. She was at my

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Speaker 1: wedding and it was great. I'm glad she was there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're my second. It was great, it was and so

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Speaker 1: that was That's all I needed there. But I would

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Speaker 1: want more people at my funeral because it's going to

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Speaker 1: be a show. I've told you before, I want to

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Speaker 1: I forgot that you'll go out and I've got all

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Speaker 1: kinds of plans for my funeral. It's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: great show. He's gonna leave with me if I all

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Speaker 1: live him. Yeah, people, I want Alex to plan the

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Speaker 1: Marionette show with or what you want me to do

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Speaker 1: with your ashes? And yeah, that's why, that's kind of

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Speaker 1: why I'm doing it, Like after my funeral, Well, at

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Speaker 1: my funeral, it will be unveiled that my ashes have

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Speaker 1: been put into mister potato head and everybody comes. Everybody

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Speaker 1: gets to walk by the mister potato head and change

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Speaker 1: the expression one more like, oh, I'm sorry to break

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Speaker 1: it to you, because the ashes are going to fall

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Speaker 1: out of like the holes. That's just not a good

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Speaker 1: a special mister potato had earned that. It's got to be. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how about you make it up before you die, And

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Speaker 1: it's going to be It's gonna be huge, too, way

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Speaker 1: bigger than the No, it doesn't need to be many ashes.

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Speaker 1: You're going to be in a park somewhere and given

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Speaker 1: to my wife so she can put it somewhere in

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Speaker 1: the house so she can walk by it every day

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Speaker 1: and see me smile or frown. And sometimes I might

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Speaker 1: have a mustache, sometimes I might be wearing glasses. Should

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Speaker 1: go you look cute today, and I won't say anything

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Speaker 1: because I'll be mister potato ahead. No, Oh my gosh, Okay,

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Speaker 1: can I die before you, Julie? Would you rather have

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Speaker 1: nobody show up to your wedding or your funeral? I'd

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Speaker 1: be more uset if someone didn't show it to my

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Speaker 1: funeral because I'm sorry my wedding. Oh really, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'd already be dead at my funeral, so I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: really care. That was every day. What if you do

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Speaker 1: know the afterlife is a thing, y'all? You could be

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Speaker 1: watching it, watching from space or something. Yeah, but look,

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Speaker 1: I'm closed minded, all right. You're a son, though, so

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Speaker 1: that's why you probably believe it. I disagree, but that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Have a wonderful day. Hey, Garrett, would you be more

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Speaker 1: upset if nobody showed up to your wedding or your funeral?

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Speaker 1: Definitely more upset if nobody showed up to my funeral.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I agree. Well, I mean, if it's

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Speaker 1: my wedding, she's happy, I'm happy. Who cares exactly? But

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Speaker 1: at the end of my life, if you know, nobody

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Speaker 1: shows up to my funeral, then that's kind of sad.

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Speaker 1: You would be able to see you would be able

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Speaker 1: to see yourself at your funeral from above. I don't

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Speaker 1: believe that. If there's nobody there, it's like, Wow, I

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Speaker 1: really suck. I mean, do you actually think that that's true?

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Speaker 1: Because Alex is a sotner and that's why she's saying that.

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying that, I mean, being a stoner,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna have more people show up in my

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Speaker 1: funeral because I'm cool and at LEAs still be in

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Speaker 1: a good mood. Yeah. Do you believe that you'll be

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Speaker 1: able to see your funeral from above once you pass

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Speaker 1: or below? I sure hope. So it's going to be

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Speaker 1: a big party. So that's why most people that didn't

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Speaker 1: sho up at the wedding, then they're not in minted

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Speaker 1: at the funeral. There you go. Oh, your funeral is

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Speaker 1: going to be a policy? Is it like jubils because

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Speaker 1: he's going to be in a mister potato head. Is

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Speaker 1: it going to be similar to that? Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: They'll just be a lot of drinking. Wrong, I'll be

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Speaker 1: in a mister potato head. I'll have my ashes in

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Speaker 1: a mister potato head at my funeral. It will be

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Speaker 1: drinking though, like you will be pouring out all on

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Speaker 1: mister potato head, Like I'll be having a good time.

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Speaker 1: His mouth, My mister potadohoad mouth is gonna be sagging

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Speaker 1: at some point because I'll be hammered. My eyes are

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Speaker 1: put in, but they're both sideways. Then jewels show on

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Speaker 1: demand