Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,
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Speaker 1: dot up, Episode three oh two. It's the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: Podcast three oh two. You know, scary is a famous
Speaker 1: engine for the Ford Mustang, the three oh two three two.
Speaker 1: I believe three hundred and two horsepower no cubic inches.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, why do you know these things? I don't know.
Speaker 1: The three oh five is a Chevy engine. Three eighteen
Speaker 1: is Chrysler three forty is Chrysler three fifty is right?
Speaker 1: General Motors. Three oh two is also an area code.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is Harry code three o two. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it is. Anyone listening from the three oh two.
Speaker 1: Is that California?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think it's East Coast, do you? Yeah? Anyway? Is
Speaker 1: that Delaware? I don't know anyway. So yeah, we're here.
Speaker 1: We're back. This is cool if we made it. If
Speaker 1: I remember correctly, it is Delaware. It is Delaware, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe. So. I didn't have to look that up either, No, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't. It was very impressive. So, uh, here we are.
Speaker 1: We got started a little late. Whose fault. Is that
Speaker 1: my fault, and I'll just fault. I'll come to the
Speaker 1: table right now before you do that. We were supposed
Speaker 1: to do it early today because again I don't know
Speaker 1: when you're listening to this, but as we're recording this, Uh, Scar,
Speaker 1: can you read my shirt? See what my shirt says.
Speaker 1: It says you should just be a Wolverine, Wolverine Wolverine
Speaker 1: right because I'm going to see Dead Pull and Wolverine today.
Speaker 1: You are. Yeah. I will not spoil anything with my
Speaker 1: reviews online, but I am very excited. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: come out till tomorrow. All movies, most big movies that
Speaker 1: open on Friday actually open on Thursday. So you got
Speaker 1: you got your tickets and you're ready. Yeah, I'm ax. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not into the Marvel world. You know what else?
Speaker 1: Turned into? Any world? Anything, any movies or any TV shows.
Speaker 1: I just any collectibles, any hobbies. You're not into anything
Speaker 1: the comic strips, the comics from back in the day,
Speaker 1: comic books, no hero action films. To watch The Bear
Speaker 1: yet season three? No? I just finished Presumed Innocent on
Speaker 1: Apple TV and you see that. Nope, No, you are
Speaker 1: you watching Game of Throne? The answer is gonna be
Speaker 1: no across the board, and you're right right, So for
Speaker 1: you to go not really into Marvel films, you're not
Speaker 1: really into anything except rooftop bars and DJs and bottle
Speaker 1: service and that's fine, and pools and barbecues and filming
Speaker 1: your food. Yes, but let's be real, you're not into
Speaker 1: any like, you're not into cultural things. You're into culture,
Speaker 1: not into like you know, so I'm not really to
Speaker 1: Disney movies movies. I get that, not trying to. I
Speaker 1: just I was never that guy. You know, there's a
Speaker 1: there's a certain kind of person. You aren't even ever
Speaker 1: a Star Wars guy like when you watch Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did see the films. I just have them. That doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I I was never the dude who would be sitting
Speaker 1: there like, yeah, I can't wait for the latest Spider
Speaker 1: Man movie to come out. Yeah, I can't wait for
Speaker 1: Batman like I never got right and drank. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can't wait for that new rooftop bar opens. I got
Speaker 1: tickets still opening night. But as far as being entrenched
Speaker 1: into the culture of of anything, these no, but especially
Speaker 1: these action movies. I mean I can't wait to watch Actually, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's something I'm interested in, and I think it got
Speaker 1: Wick watch John Wick Moore. I think it's release tonight now,
Speaker 1: Dirty Pop the lou Pearlman story on Netflix or whateverever
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. It's excited to watch the show about
Speaker 1: a pedophile. No, because it's real life and this guy
Speaker 1: was a real, filthy, fucking Wolverine's real. Yeah. Okay, see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You're into the fantasy. You're into fantasy world.
Speaker 1: I'm into real life biopics, lid. Why so so there's
Speaker 1: Loup Pearlman thing. Obviously, you know it's when he you know,
Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys and sink and he found it all
Speaker 1: those and then we have him on the show many
Speaker 1: years ago. No, I remember, dude, all the things that
Speaker 1: went on behind the scenes and all the tawdry, awful,
Speaker 1: disgusting acts, it's all gonna be revealed in Dirty Pop.
Speaker 1: And I want to be real but it's accurate. But
Speaker 1: that's the stuff I'm interested in because it's interesting. But
Speaker 1: you could be you could be interested in that and
Speaker 1: other things. I'm interested in reality and loosely based reality.
Speaker 1: I like comedy. I like things that make me laugh.
Speaker 1: But but when was the less comedy movie you went to.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't like to go to
Speaker 1: the movies because there's bed bugs in these movie theaters.
Speaker 1: I know, beg bugs in the movie theaters, some of them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm just saying, get out, go. Do
Speaker 1: are bedbugs in movie theaters? Okay? And there's no okay, right,
Speaker 1: there's bed there's no beds in the movie theaters. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: People bring them in. People are filth okay, people are
Speaker 1: America is dirty. Not the listeners who are listening to this.
Speaker 1: But overall, right, that's why I go to movie theaters
Speaker 1: with leather couch recliner seats. No bed bugs. Oh who's bougie? Now?
Speaker 1: Bed bugs don't like leather couches. Oh yeah, my my
Speaker 1: my dollar more for a ticket, dude. No, you can't
Speaker 1: go to jankinny movie theaters with fabric seats that don't recline.
Speaker 1: That's so nineteen nineties. You gotta go with the I went.
Speaker 1: You know what I did. I went to see Twisters.
Speaker 1: It's a Twister, which, yeah, so Twisters is basically an updated, modernized,
Speaker 1: very much the same movie as Twisterwister. It's a twist
Speaker 1: you've seen one, you see them all. But I had
Speaker 1: I had some time to kill, so I went and
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the leather recliner chair, and I
Speaker 1: don't know, do you sit with your legs straight when
Speaker 1: you sit in a recliner or do you sort of
Speaker 1: like spread your knees out, spread my knees out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to spread knies out, So I'm spread minisa out. Man,
Speaker 1: I spread a sudden I'm getting like, I'm getting hot
Speaker 1: and sweaty, Like why am I hot and sweating a
Speaker 1: movie theater? This is terrible? And I realized my knee
Speaker 1: had hit the heat button. The seats have heaters and coolers,
Speaker 1: and I hit the heat button and I'm burning my
Speaker 1: ass watching Twisters. Although I did see two movies in
Speaker 1: the past two weeks. I saw the movie Kill not
Speaker 1: a comedy. Not a comedy. But but if you like
Speaker 1: John Wick or Nobody, if you haven't seen the movie
Speaker 1: Nobody with Bob Odenkirk, oh my god, it's one of
Speaker 1: the best films I've seen in years. If you like
Speaker 1: shoot him up, kill a thousand people and survive somehow
Speaker 1: kind of movies like John Wick or Nobody, then go
Speaker 1: see kill. It's an Indian film with subtitles. Every in
Speaker 1: the movie is Indian. But the action, the choreography, the fighting,
Speaker 1: the killing, the murdering, the slashing on a on a
Speaker 1: train ride, fantastic like that kind of thing. See yeah again,
Speaker 1: going back to for a second. Yes, it's just I
Speaker 1: know that so many people that are like, oh, ge't Wade,
Speaker 1: and they're jumping on it. They're chopping at the bit,
Speaker 1: they're talking, they're online on the threads that it is,
Speaker 1: discussing what is it? Which one is this? Wolverine versus
Speaker 1: who or Deadpool and Wolverine, Deadpool, Wolverine, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine,
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds Deadpool and a cast of hundreds of famous
Speaker 1: people that are going to show up in the movie.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. I suppose I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just you have to understand the world of Marvel, the
Speaker 1: DCE universe, I mean, sorry, the Marvel Universe, the MCU.
Speaker 1: You have to have watched the low key TV series
Speaker 1: to understand what's going on in previous Deadpool movies. But
Speaker 1: it's worth it. It's it's this is a there's so
Speaker 1: much importance on this movie. If you're into the Marvel movies.
Speaker 1: It's not just a movie. It's I can't even I
Speaker 1: gottat want to get into it. If you're not into Maorrrow,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, O don't know, this is this podcast.
Speaker 1: I just don't about Marvel stuff. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: move on. We are we Why was the podcast late?
Speaker 1: So the podcast was late because I was on the
Speaker 1: phone with Verizon FiOS. Now, yeah, you texted me. You
Speaker 1: were on the phone with food. No, I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone with I wrote FiOS f I. Oh you said food.
Speaker 1: You're exactly mean. I'll read you what you texted me.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me get you book. You said, yo,
Speaker 1: on with food, need fifteen more minutes. Oh, then you
Speaker 1: starkly wrote back tomorrow. Yeah, because I'm like, I know
Speaker 1: you with food either you're eating or you're having a
Speaker 1: problem with your food delivery. Oh no, because you food
Speaker 1: deliver everything, and it's always a problem. The auto corrected
Speaker 1: on with food. It auto incorrected no, on with FiOS.
Speaker 1: Oh you wrote it food. You're a dick. No, you're
Speaker 1: a dick. You wrote food. I didn't know that I
Speaker 1: was on the phone, so I just like blindly wrote
Speaker 1: the text and sent it anyway. Okay, so I got
Speaker 1: home and the uh, the cable box in my bedroom.
Speaker 1: The FiOS box wasn't working, so she was walking me
Speaker 1: through it, and then before long find out we need
Speaker 1: to replace the box. And then I started asking about
Speaker 1: because I'm a tech guy, I want the fastest speech possible.
Speaker 1: They're gonna replace both of my cable boxes and I'm
Speaker 1: going to get a new router. Now here's the router.
Speaker 1: Is the problem? Yeah, here's the reveal. Here's the reveal.
Speaker 1: And this is for anyone who has FiOS that's listening
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice right now, do the math.
Speaker 1: You are being ripped off. Here's why. In the olden days,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming a few years ago, a couple about a
Speaker 1: year ago, and before that, there was no option. If
Speaker 1: you used the Verizon's router, which is what I did.
Speaker 1: You paid. You're paying fifteen dollars a month for that router.
Speaker 1: You're rating it. You're renting the router. You're renting it.
Speaker 1: And by the way, it's an eternal rental no matter
Speaker 1: how old the technology gets. On April seventh of twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, when I had nothing to do. I went
Speaker 1: into a new deal with with Verizon and I bought
Speaker 1: and I excuse me, I started renting that router. It
Speaker 1: was the latest one at the time. Brody, I've been
Speaker 1: paying fifteen dollars a month for that to rent that router.
Speaker 1: And guess what a lot of you listening to me
Speaker 1: are doing that right now not even realizing it. It
Speaker 1: is now twenty twenty four July of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I have paid seven hundred and fifty dollars into this
Speaker 1: router that's sitting in my closet. That's it's an eternal rental,
Speaker 1: and if I don't say anything or do anything or
Speaker 1: change anything, it's going to continue to fifteen fifteen fifteen
Speaker 1: fifteen every month. So you have a solution. You could
Speaker 1: have done so for a couple of thousand Hold on, wait, now,
Speaker 1: a couple of thousand dollars in you could be like
Speaker 1: eight years in on a router that that's probably irrelevant
Speaker 1: and slower and probably pales in comparison to what they
Speaker 1: have out there on the market. It is not worth
Speaker 1: it to pay seven hundred twenty dollars seven fifty into
Speaker 1: a router that's four years old. So there is a
Speaker 1: there is a router that's on the market that she's
Speaker 1: got the new Verizon one. It's a one time fee
Speaker 1: of four hundred dollars as came out. Instead of having
Speaker 1: two bands, it has three bands. So you get the
Speaker 1: two point. You go, it's better, it's a better, it's
Speaker 1: a better, it's it's higher, it's it's it's it's better,
Speaker 1: it's fast, faster, it's better, just better. Its fine. So
Speaker 1: for four hundred dollars, and of course it's over installments,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay and I'm going to own the router
Speaker 1: and guess what if I get a couple of years
Speaker 1: out of it, it's paid itself off done. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you it is absolutely an atrocity that this is going
Speaker 1: on in the background. People you your slices, Yes, you've
Speaker 1: got scambonied. Before you go further, before you tell you
Speaker 1: go ahead, I slice if you got your shit set
Speaker 1: up and a lot of people do the default like me,
Speaker 1: And you've got your stuff set up by by bios
Speaker 1: and it was a year ago maybe or even less
Speaker 1: and more you're ninety nine chance you're you're renting the
Speaker 1: router from them, paying fifteen dollars and you're paying into
Speaker 1: it every month for no reason. You told them that,
Speaker 1: You told them that. Okay, so now I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: the router out a brand new, one one time deal
Speaker 1: and that's it. And now, and do you know how
Speaker 1: many months you just paid four of your router? If
Speaker 1: you were paying fifteen a month two and a half years, yeah,
Speaker 1: well twenty six months roughly. Yeah, two years. So in
Speaker 1: two years when your router is obsolete, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be absolute right. You'll have to keep it more than
Speaker 1: two years for it to pay for itself. But in
Speaker 1: two years when they have a new router, you're gonna
Speaker 1: kill yourself that you can't. You can't get rid of
Speaker 1: your router. You have to sell it. You have to
Speaker 1: ask me to sell it for you. Because what you
Speaker 1: should have done was going on Facebook Marketplace and bought
Speaker 1: somebody else's brand new router and gotten it for one
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. Because that's what I did. There's no way
Speaker 1: you have the latest in technology, the brand new Horizon router.
Speaker 1: Of course I do, of course, yes I do. Because
Speaker 1: people quit, they quit either they got it from somebody
Speaker 1: or they they quit their Hoverrizon sings and they have
Speaker 1: a tech coming over it all everything. So they're not
Speaker 1: going to install a router that I bought off a
Speaker 1: Facebook marketplace, No shot. If it's a Verizon router, they will.
Speaker 1: They don't know. They see the Verizon rold, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I moved? Can you put it? There's nothing to install? Scary.
Speaker 1: You plug it into the jack. You take the Ethernet cable,
Speaker 1: you plug it in. What kind of installation you think
Speaker 1: they do? You think they have a soldering iron and
Speaker 1: a well, a blowtorch and and a big metal mask
Speaker 1: over their face. They come over and they go, where's
Speaker 1: your Ethernet port? Okay, yellow cable in back of the
Speaker 1: think in all right, log on? Create a password? Is
Speaker 1: the is the website changed? Password? Bye? Bye, thanks to
Speaker 1: have a nice day. What do you mean by install
Speaker 1: the router? No? But are you your own grandma? No,
Speaker 1: they're they're giving me a new router and new equipment
Speaker 1: and new and new uh new box cable boxes right
Speaker 1: which they just plug in? No this, yeah, they plug
Speaker 1: them in. No, because I think that the bedroom has
Speaker 1: a bigger problem. I think there's a I think there's
Speaker 1: a coaxial issue there. I do, I do. Are you
Speaker 1: still using co axile cables? What else am I to use?
Speaker 1: Nobody uses coax cables anymore. What am I supposed to
Speaker 1: plug it into? Well, my my Verizon FiOS boxes are
Speaker 1: are wireless. They run off the Wi Fi. Wait, the
Speaker 1: cable boxes are wireless. Yeah, my files Mini is wireless.
Speaker 1: All right? Where does it get its wall from the Internet,
Speaker 1: from the router? From the router? Right? But wait, but
Speaker 1: you need something going into the TV. Well, you need
Speaker 1: coax coming out of the wall. Do you know I
Speaker 1: have an Ethernet cable? Okay, an Ethernet cable, so you
Speaker 1: can use the Ethernet m yep? Is that a better
Speaker 1: quality than that coax? I don't know. It seems fine,
Speaker 1: And I'm not renting my router. All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: figure something out here. I'll tell you one better. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I told this story yet. So when
Speaker 1: we moved into the townhouse, the Wi Fi route, the
Speaker 1: Wi Fi box wasn't getting the signal because they put
Speaker 1: the the router in the garage, which is two levels
Speaker 1: down real quick. So you have to get a repeater
Speaker 1: so it repeats the signal and strengthens the signal. So
Speaker 1: I called for Ese and they go, it's ninety dollars.
Speaker 1: What you it's ninety dollars. You could rent it for
Speaker 1: fifteen a month whatever, whatever the scam is. Whatever it was.
Speaker 1: So I said, well, but it's not working. Your system
Speaker 1: doesn't work here without the repeater. Well, we'll send a
Speaker 1: tech out. I said, all right, So tech Coms goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you need a repeater here. You go, okay, thanks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'd have to pay the fee because the tech
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's not working or is your repeater? Okay,
Speaker 1: but if you have them on the phone for the repeater,
Speaker 1: they want to charge you. It was maybe it's one
Speaker 1: hundred ninety something like that. You gotta be smart, scary,
Speaker 1: you gotta be smart. No one well know that you
Speaker 1: have not. They're gonna get new cable boxes. We've already
Speaker 1: established you don't watch any television of movies. So what's
Speaker 1: the point of it just to watch Luke Pelman rape
Speaker 1: them and sink kids? Oh god, it's the podcast. I
Speaker 1: hate it when you put things into perspective that way. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what you want to see, right, You want to
Speaker 1: see J. C. Chase earning his spot and in sync
Speaker 1: lance bass I don't even know what, I would just
Speaker 1: calling these names out. We don't know. All this stuff
Speaker 1: is alleged. We don't know what's going on. I was
Speaker 1: alleged alleged, but watch the movie. Yeah, I mean it's alleged,
Speaker 1: like you know, Lion's Main mushrooms allegedly allegedly. So, speaking
Speaker 1: of which, our friend t White, the guy who bought
Speaker 1: your thirty three million dollar sound system, Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 1: He sent us both a picture of sixteen dollars and
Speaker 1: ninety nine cent Lions main mushroom pills that he found
Speaker 1: in the drug store. Oh nice, is he gonna take you?
Speaker 1: Whuch did you pay for yours? I got mine from
Speaker 1: from London, from overseas. Oh you had to get the
Speaker 1: imported mushrooms? No, yeah, but no, but mine. I did
Speaker 1: a Google search on them and I did, you know,
Speaker 1: did vetted them through several I went to Reddit, I
Speaker 1: spoke to you know a lot of people, and they
Speaker 1: recommended this specific version, this specific used these London memory pills.
Speaker 1: Are you driving on the wrong side of the road?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Yeah? How is it? Has it
Speaker 1: affected you now? These four or five episodes later? How
Speaker 1: you feeling? I feel great? How many days a week.
Speaker 1: Do you remember to take them every day? I take them
Speaker 1: every day. Yes. In fact, well you just reminded me
Speaker 1: to take them for today. I haven't taken them yet,
Speaker 1: but I know we got wall Wait wait, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, Hold on a second. You need
Speaker 1: someone to remind you to take memory pills. They're not working?
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, you misunderstanding where I'm coming from.
Speaker 1: If you're forgetting to take your memory pills, they're not
Speaker 1: working by definition. I put a reminder in my phone,
Speaker 1: and my phone reminds me there what any memory pills
Speaker 1: for your phone has does more than just memory? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it cognitive repair. It prevents dementia and Alzheimer's maybe allegedly
Speaker 1: it may or may not, we don't know. Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go from laughing to crying in another second
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you something
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, this is what happens. This is disgusting,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna shout it out because we're we always
Speaker 1: come back to pizza, don't we on this podcast. So
Speaker 1: my boy Jetski Brian is hanging out with his girl
Speaker 1: and they're on their way up Jukie, Susie. They're on there.
Speaker 1: They're on their way up to Newport, Rhode Island. Oh
Speaker 1: love Newport Road. So where would you, David Brody, logically
Speaker 1: stop for lunch on your way driving up ninety five
Speaker 1: to Newport, Rhode Island. I might stop in New Haven
Speaker 1: for some second best pizza. Ding ding ding ding ding,
Speaker 1: you would, right. So So they they left this morning
Speaker 1: and they here. They aren't lunchtime. This was just sent
Speaker 1: to me about a half hour ago. They ended up
Speaker 1: at I told him to go to one of the
Speaker 1: three big ones, either Sally's Modern or Pie. So here
Speaker 1: they are sitting in Modern Pizza Modern in New Haven,
Speaker 1: which we know is some of this country's best pizza.
Speaker 1: Chicken French fries. No, no, he's a purist. She's a vegetarian.
Speaker 1: Look what she did to this fucking pizza. I'm showing
Speaker 1: the picture, the picture of she got three quarters of
Speaker 1: the pizza. Well, he said half. They fucked them, So
Speaker 1: they fucked him. They gave him two slices. He's so
Speaker 1: angry right now. He goes sky he goes, you send
Speaker 1: me to Modern Pizza, he goes. It's like a pack
Speaker 1: man of vegetables. He goes my side of the little
Speaker 1: triangle because my side of my side of the pizza
Speaker 1: is banging her side. And guys, you know, it's it's garden.
Speaker 1: It's it's Brodie's worst nightmare, throwing up, threw up on
Speaker 1: a pizza. It's got look, I'm zooming in. It's got broccoli,
Speaker 1: it's got mushrooms, it's got olives, it's got onions, it's
Speaker 1: got peppers, it's got hold on. I may even have
Speaker 1: some dill on there too. But the best part is
Speaker 1: he orners half half and somehow somebody's not even close
Speaker 1: to half. Dude, it's like three three quarters. It's a
Speaker 1: showing that eighty five percent of people eat vegetables and
Speaker 1: fifteen percent don't. Dude, Wow, you're a vegetarian. What the
Speaker 1: fuck you have to add vegetables to it? You U
Speaker 1: still eat cheese and sauce and dough. What the hell
Speaker 1: you don't do that? You don't ruin a masterpiece. I
Speaker 1: said you need a do over, buddy. You can't sit
Speaker 1: there at modern pizza eating stuff with a garden on it. Now, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a vegetable. He got two slices at best, right there.
Speaker 1: I'm a vegetable guy. I love vegeta going back, you know,
Speaker 1: if that's me, it's going back, of course it is.
Speaker 1: But I'm a you know, I would love I love vegetables,
Speaker 1: but I like vegetables by themselves. I don't want to
Speaker 1: awe my fucking pizza. Vegetables have no place on pizza. Well,
Speaker 1: my wife will sometimes order a mushroom peezza or half mushroom,
Speaker 1: but then I have to like make sure that the
Speaker 1: mushrooms stay on her half. Maybe our pizza if I
Speaker 1: were no never, but if our pizza came back three
Speaker 1: quarters mushroom and two slices like that, it's going back.
Speaker 1: Or they're bringing me a plane one well probably with sausage.
Speaker 1: They're bringing me a pizza for me. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I had a free pizza last night. How'd you get that? Well? So, uh,
Speaker 1: I moved from one town to another town. Right when
Speaker 1: we sold our house, we moved. So the town in
Speaker 1: between my old town and my new town has a
Speaker 1: pizza place and we get a packet back in May.
Speaker 1: That says, so, welcome to the neighborhood. Packet. So, like,
Speaker 1: here's some coupons for your new dry cleaner. Here's some
Speaker 1: coupons for your new dentist. In other words, in case
Speaker 1: you moved from another state or really far away, welcome
Speaker 1: to the area. Here's you know, a discount on Indian food.
Speaker 1: Like they want you to. They want to become their
Speaker 1: your new places, right, So I got a coupon for
Speaker 1: a free specialty pizza from this pizza place in the
Speaker 1: town between the two towns I moved from two, so
Speaker 1: I've gone there before. I'm not really new to the area.
Speaker 1: So in other words, I moved from town C to
Speaker 1: Town A, and this pizza place is in town B
Speaker 1: smack in the middle. Welcome to the neighborhood. Come get
Speaker 1: a free twenty five dollar pizza. So last night I
Speaker 1: got a free sausage of meatball pizza. Welcome to the
Speaker 1: town I've lived next to for twenty five years. But
Speaker 1: thank you. But there was some movement there and they
Speaker 1: saw that and they recognized it. Well. They gotta whoever
Speaker 1: sinds out the mailers for Welcome to the neighborhood saw
Speaker 1: there was a new person living in the town. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't ever tell them where I came from. I
Speaker 1: came from right overn are over there I went from
Speaker 1: your left arm to your right off. Okay, tick my
Speaker 1: free pizza please, And I'm gonna get some free dry cleaning.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a discount of my my, my, my
Speaker 1: dog appointment for grooming, a free bath for the dog, like,
Speaker 1: no problem, free bath. Welcome to the neighborhood. I didn't
Speaker 1: change area codes. I just changed zip codes from I
Speaker 1: moved to towns basically, so thank you, thank you. You
Speaker 1: got free gym, free gym membership. Wow. So this is
Speaker 1: all from move. Maybe I should move. Maybe I'll get
Speaker 1: some free shit or just like rented apartment for a month,
Speaker 1: uh huh, and then wait till the package shows up.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the town. Yeah, but the way you pay
Speaker 1: rent it probably be more than the coupons you need
Speaker 1: to move. By the way, I know, I know, I'm sedentary.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I sit here, but I'll figure
Speaker 1: out something. Here he is broadcasting live from his kitchen,
Speaker 1: living room, combo kitchen. It's exactly what it is is
Speaker 1: a net behind him. It's his kitchen, it's kitchen room.
Speaker 1: Let's say he's gotta He's got the diningom table right
Speaker 1: behind his microphone, where the pile of papers is shorter,
Speaker 1: shorter pile. Yeah, and and for years I'm telling them, dude,
Speaker 1: you got it. You gotta get a pick up place,
Speaker 1: he said, dam I'm happy here. Now he's gonna tell
Speaker 1: me I can't move, bro, I just got new files boxes.
Speaker 1: I can't move to get I have to the guy
Speaker 1: to install it in my next place. No, you'll have
Speaker 1: to have the guy uninstall it in this place and
Speaker 1: then move it to your new place and reinstall it.
Speaker 1: It's not a satellite dish. It's a fucking plugin ball.
Speaker 1: You work at a radio stack. He's a good guy.
Speaker 1: You have to install it. I will watch, you know what,
Speaker 1: I will be watching some things. I'll be watching the Olympics.
Speaker 1: Are you excited for the Olympics. The Olympics start tomorrow
Speaker 1: tomorrow afternoon. Yeah, tomorrow tomorrow, the opening ceremonies tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Summer Olympics. You see what they cited. The Mets are
Speaker 1: playing the Braves, battling for second place. But yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, did you see the Yankee fans. Mets
Speaker 1: swept the Yankees four games this year. That's right, all
Speaker 1: your Yankee fans out there. The Mets take the season series.
Speaker 1: The Subway Series four games to none. We're still way
Speaker 1: behind the Phillies for all you Philly fans out there,
Speaker 1: way behind. But while card race and we have Garrett
Speaker 1: Cole's number, don't we? Oh yeah, yeah, thank you. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the Grimace era and uh are you? Are you
Speaker 1: excited by the way? I went on the radio this morning,
Speaker 1: yesterday and today in a row and I just went
Speaker 1: off on Yankee fans and I really stuck it to them.
Speaker 1: I really did about about the Mets clobbering the Yankees.
Speaker 1: It's nice to do on the radio where no one
Speaker 1: can reach your neck, Isn't that great? They added a sports,
Speaker 1: a couple of sports to the Olympic roster for summer.
Speaker 1: One of them would be, yeah, the very curious breakdancing.
Speaker 1: Are you exciting? That's a death No, that's not real.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's real, but that's not a sport.
Speaker 1: Are you excited on breakdancing? Remember back in the day breakdancing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: cardboard box on the ground break dancing? Yeah, of course?
Speaker 1: How great was with that?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I attempted the worm on the Big Show the other day.
Speaker 1: I saw that that was not a worm. Didn't go
Speaker 1: over very well, it was more like an arc. Someone
Speaker 1: called it the uh, the the pirate ship, the buccaneer
Speaker 1: at Disney World back and for whatever reason, I got
Speaker 1: no leverage and I didn't have any movement on my worm.
Speaker 1: But anyway, now, had you tried it on your back,
Speaker 1: I have a good feeling you would have been able
Speaker 1: to accomplish it s your own deep practice. Oh yeah, sure?
Speaker 1: Can you do the spinner? Is the upside down turtleshell
Speaker 1: spin whatever you call that? No? And I can't do
Speaker 1: the helicopter or the scissor kick or whatever, the pop
Speaker 1: and lock? No, the change? What was was this one?
Speaker 1: The chain link fence or that? That's the wave? The
Speaker 1: wave wave, I think that's the way, the inflatable wiggle
Speaker 1: Blackie wave filling food too. You don't need to call
Speaker 1: it exactly what family guy called it, just the waving
Speaker 1: guy by that. Are you you are excited for the Olympics?
Speaker 1: Are you're not? Really? Yeah, there's certain I loved it.
Speaker 1: Watching gymnastics, track and field is fun. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know why. You don't want to know why? Why
Speaker 1: why you like watching gymnastics? Because my kids did gymnastics.
Speaker 1: They got me into the all right, I don't like gymnastics.
Speaker 1: I don't like watching it. What you thought there was
Speaker 1: some No, I'm just like watching the Man in tight pants.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't like I don't like gymnastics.
Speaker 1: I don't like watch I understand the scoring and the
Speaker 1: art of it and the difficulty of it. More so
Speaker 1: having watched my my kids do gymnastics for so many years,
Speaker 1: and I would watch with them, and they have favorites,
Speaker 1: and so it got me into the sport more. I
Speaker 1: know that's one of the big ones, though. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really crushing. Oh, it's probably the it's
Speaker 1: probably the biggest. I mean, tennis is big. I think
Speaker 1: they're playing They're playing baseball or softball this year. I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I'll know by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: but I know they were bringing it back for one
Speaker 1: of them and Lena Lebron James is carrying what is
Speaker 1: he carrying the torch in there, and Snoop apparently is
Speaker 1: screing the torch, which you know is going to be
Speaker 1: a giant spliff. Of course it is. You know he's
Speaker 1: gonna be smoking from the torch or smoking the actual torch. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, basketball will totally dominate and if we don't,
Speaker 1: they're like, that's that'll be that's sad, Yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be all right. We're taking commercial for the Olympics. You
Speaker 1: go Team USA. Yeah, and Brody before we go further, well, bump,
Speaker 1: we we have just a couple of days left. Now
Speaker 1: we've put an extension. Oh, we did put an extension
Speaker 1: on our on our merch our Brooklyn Boys Limited Edition
Speaker 1: Commemorative three hundredth episode merch. You can get it in
Speaker 1: the form of a T shirt, a hoodie or tank
Speaker 1: Ladies tank tops. Well, something happened yesterday because you and
Speaker 1: I both posted and then Mert match Matt Mert Merch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Matt Merch emailed us and said that sales went through
Speaker 1: the roof yesterday and we should extend it because apparently
Speaker 1: people are catching on late. Right, So we're like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: we don't want to end it if people are like
Speaker 1: suddenly start buying it. So I think people are an
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Speaker 1: post they woul they went and started buying stuff. So
Speaker 1: what are week stending to the thirty first right? Well,
Speaker 1: the sir, the merch of the shirt and whatever you
Speaker 1: want in whatever form you want to get it in
Speaker 1: will be available while supplies last, but the actual live
Speaker 1: or the autograph signing from from Brody and I will
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Speaker 1: You're done. So before July thirty first ends, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to buy the merchandise, yes, and then that this
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Speaker 1: but they won't necessarily be signed. So yeah, make sure
Speaker 1: you get those in there. And then also if you
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Speaker 1: till July thirty. First, that what we said. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: have you guys noticed slices that there's been a bit
Speaker 1: of an Instagram battle between me and Scary on posting
Speaker 1: for the shirts, because I, you know, I post everything
Speaker 1: and always put I tagged me and I tag him
Speaker 1: below it. So Scary posted the shirts and he wrote
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody in white ink on all of the shirts.
Speaker 1: So so Brody couldn't put his name ahead of mine, right,
Speaker 1: So here's what I did. I found us this is
Speaker 1: my music for my post.
Speaker 3: A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my music now for my posts for the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys merchandise. That's all. You put your last name
Speaker 1: in the music. There's a it's there's a guy called
Speaker 1: your last name in song or something like that. And
Speaker 1: if you have a relatively decent, relatively popular last name,
Speaker 1: there's a song with your last name in it. Great.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine he did Jones. That's not very poppy. No,
Speaker 1: there's a Brody song. So I was like, oh, Brodie's
Speaker 1: now my song for posting these Brooklyn Boys shirts. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Appreciate you Brooklyn Boys dot bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 1: That's Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. By the way,
Speaker 1: everybody says it when I say it. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: say it along with me, but probably nobody says it
Speaker 1: along with you because they don't know what's coming exactly.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate it. Oh, I was just gonna say something.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. Well, you have a
Speaker 1: whole list of things that you wanted to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but I was about to interrupt you like
Speaker 1: I always do. We interrupted for this.
Speaker 3: Joke.
Speaker 1: I did tease I would tell you about one of
Speaker 1: the dumbest people I've ever met, which I'm still gonna do.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to talk about pickleball, Patty, if I
Speaker 1: have a moment to have a moment. Of course, as
Speaker 1: you know, I have been play playing pickleball a lot,
Speaker 1: and I've gotten quite good at it. My ranking has
Speaker 1: gone up twice since I started about a month ago,
Speaker 1: and I'm still getting people saying, wow, how long you've
Speaker 1: been playing? I go, like three and a half weeks,
Speaker 1: what I've been playing two years. You're better than me.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. So when you play open play,
Speaker 1: it means whoever signs up. Usually it's four people per court.
Speaker 1: Let's say there's sixteen people. There's four people on a court,
Speaker 1: and then you play to eleven and then the winning
Speaker 1: team splits and stays there and the losing two people
Speaker 1: walk off to another court to go play the winners
Speaker 1: of another and you also split up, so you don't
Speaker 1: play at the same person more than once. So we
Speaker 1: lost a match and we move over to court whatever
Speaker 1: for another court, and we're playing with two people I've
Speaker 1: never met before because I don't normally play on Sunday mornings.
Speaker 1: And one of the women is a very mean looking
Speaker 1: woman with glasses. Very mean looking. Okay, I'll refer her
Speaker 1: as pickleball Patty for the rest of this story. I
Speaker 1: don't care what her real name is, but she's pickled. Now,
Speaker 1: when you play pick a ball, there the woofle balls right,
Speaker 1: roughly the balls would plastic holes in it. They look
Speaker 1: like what are those shoes? The crocks the crocks, but
Speaker 1: balls right, And so usually when you when you go
Speaker 1: on the court, the place you play at gives you
Speaker 1: like a dozen balls to play with, like six to
Speaker 1: eight balls, and they give you a little a little
Speaker 1: gray basket and they leave it on the bench on
Speaker 1: the side where you sit down, right on the side
Speaker 1: of your court. Sure, and then it's usually balls on
Speaker 1: the court, so like you know, if you need some,
Speaker 1: they're behind you. Like we didn't get those, they're still
Speaker 1: they're all laying all over the place. Now, the distance
Speaker 1: between the court and the wall is like, no know,
Speaker 1: eight ten feet. You're not going to run into the wall.
Speaker 1: So if a ball goes past you and it's not
Speaker 1: your serve, you're like that, fuck it, I'll leave it
Speaker 1: there against the wall. I get it later if I
Speaker 1: need it. And when it's your turn to serve, either
Speaker 1: the other team throws you the ball because they happen
Speaker 1: to have it, or you pick up one from behind you.
Speaker 1: Sure that makes sense, right of course. So pickleball Patty
Speaker 1: decides she hates having any ball on the floor near her.
Speaker 1: She might step on them, even if they're ten feet
Speaker 1: behind her. So she picks up all the balls on
Speaker 1: her side and walks over to the bench on the
Speaker 1: side and puts all the balls in the basket. And
Speaker 1: my partner and I had whatever three or four balls
Speaker 1: are on our side. So every time we serve and
Speaker 1: they miss it or they hit it to us and
Speaker 1: we miss it, and it's hard turn to serve right
Speaker 1: she doesn't have a ball oh, and stands there and
Speaker 1: gives us a dirty look like, hey, can you go
Speaker 1: get a ball on your side and throw it over
Speaker 1: you ah. So the first two times I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, here, take the balls from us, sore you go,
Speaker 1: And every time they it would end up on her side.
Speaker 1: She would pick it up and walk over to the
Speaker 1: basket and put it in the basket. So at some
Speaker 1: point we had one ball on the court, and eventually
Speaker 1: she didn't want to walk over to the basket. She's
Speaker 1: staring at me like, can you walk over and get
Speaker 1: a ball? It's your turn to walk over. So I said, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you keep putting them in the basket, go get a ball.
Speaker 1: She it's your turn. I got the last two. They
Speaker 1: go listen, you're the one putting them in the basket.
Speaker 1: Everybody else leaves them on the floor, so they're easily
Speaker 1: grab a ball. I'm not getting it on the pickle
Speaker 1: ball court. No, So my teammate, she says, I'll go
Speaker 1: get one.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 1: You will not you will, you will stand right there
Speaker 1: and I made pick a ball Patty, go get the ball.
Speaker 1: Fuck pick a ball, Patty. I'm gonna play pickle ball.
Speaker 1: You leave the balls on the court and if we
Speaker 1: need one, they're there. She's like, I'm afraid I'm gonna
Speaker 1: step on them. You're gonna run back ten feet and
Speaker 1: step on one like six inch wide ball. Every time
Speaker 1: she's obviously she's got something. Yeah, you'll have to excuse her.
Speaker 1: You know what, she doesn't have a fucking pickleball a
Speaker 1: pick up. Every time I got it, See, I have
Speaker 1: to walk over to the corner over there by the
Speaker 1: defence and get a ball and throw it to heart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she's, oh, I can't have any balls on the floor.
Speaker 1: I can't. She hates balls. That's all you need to know.
Speaker 1: Is scary, all right, she hates balls. I can fill
Speaker 1: in the rest with my imagination. Pickle ball, Patty, and
Speaker 1: more importantly, don't play with pickleball, Patty. I played pickleball
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago when it was really, you know,
Speaker 1: on the move in in South Florida. It was pickleball
Speaker 1: was on the move. Well, pickleball started, I believe in Florida,
Speaker 1: somewhere on the west coast of Florida, It started in uh,
Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest, Oh did really well. It picked up Steam, Washington,
Speaker 1: State of Portland, in those in those communities and people
Speaker 1: were playing pickleball for years down there before they made
Speaker 1: its way up here to the northeast. So I I
Speaker 1: gotta you know they have did. The court's ready to go.
Speaker 1: It's I like it. I like it because you feel
Speaker 1: out much again, Yeah, you feel after you feel like
Speaker 1: you're doing something. You know. It's not quite tennis, It's
Speaker 1: it's a it's a miniature version of tennis. If you
Speaker 1: don't know what ping pong. It's a large version of
Speaker 1: ping pong, but a minia version of tennis. It's like
Speaker 1: paddle tennis. When when you were a kid of camp, like,
Speaker 1: did you play paddle tennis, which is like racketballs and
Speaker 1: tennis balls on a smaller court. Yeah? No, no I
Speaker 1: did not. All right, well, I feel like it's appropriate
Speaker 1: for people our age, right, I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I play with women in their let's say forty to sixty,
Speaker 1: well forty to their sixties, and I'm running around, I'm jumping, leaping, slamming,
Speaker 1: I'm hitting the ball home. You're gonna break a sweat.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm breaking a sweat. I'm worried I'm
Speaker 1: gonna break something. Right, the instructor is like, calm down.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to. You know you're gonna
Speaker 1: be bleeding soon because I'm like lunging for shit. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing, I'm pretty decent. For as long as
Speaker 1: I've been playing. There are women in their sixties scary.
Speaker 1: They're not exerting as much effort as I am, and
Speaker 1: they're as good, if not much better than me, because
Speaker 1: they know how to angle the ball and spin the
Speaker 1: ball and return low, low hits and they're not moving
Speaker 1: a lot and they don't have to, but they're very good.
Speaker 1: So all my athleticism and slamming and smashing and pick
Speaker 1: a ball players, if you're listening, you know that you
Speaker 1: don't you don't. You shouldn't be slamming every time somebody
Speaker 1: do a drop shot or a dink. This skill to
Speaker 1: when you hit hard, when you lob it. So I've
Speaker 1: gotten really good at longbing it over their heads because
Speaker 1: they're not fast and they can't get back quickly. So
Speaker 1: when they when they come in, not all the way,
Speaker 1: but if they come in most of the way towards
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Yep, oh the way. Yes, I just loop
Speaker 1: it over the heads and lands in the back of
Speaker 1: the court, so I get some looks. Boy, the ladies
Speaker 1: give me the looks. Oh yeah, Leah, like, oh what
Speaker 1: you think you're missed the man? You're gonna loop over
Speaker 1: my head and then they destroy me. You feel bad?
Speaker 1: Do you feel guilty when you're playing women? You're like, ah,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, you're off for blood that kind of thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I played a woman. Uh, it
Speaker 1: was two. I played two. It was two women and
Speaker 1: and me and another woman. So three win in me
Speaker 1: and one of the women had a knee brace on
Speaker 1: like not like a like a cast. I would feel bad.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to try and defeat them. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, And I know this is sounding it
Speaker 1: just sounds weird, right, but but I just feel like
Speaker 1: I showed. At one point, my teammates slammed the ball
Speaker 1: at her feet and she couldn't get it, and she
Speaker 1: looked at me. She went, I feel really bad about that.
Speaker 1: I said, why, we're up seven to four. There's nothing
Speaker 1: to feel bad about. Like you're there had a win
Speaker 1: like one girl said to me. She goes, well, uh oh,
Speaker 1: I hit a serve and it was in like it was.
Speaker 1: It was past the kitchen, so you have to hit
Speaker 1: it past the blue area, right. And so the earlier
Speaker 1: in the game, I hit a ball and it was
Speaker 1: on the line of the kitchen, like the area right
Speaker 1: over the net. So the guy was like, that landed
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Bad serve. So to me it looked
Speaker 1: like it didn't. But I was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: argue with you, okay, fine. About five or ten minutes later,
Speaker 1: I hit a ball that was easily a foot past
Speaker 1: the kitchen. Beautiful serve. He couldn't get in fast enough.
Speaker 1: I aced him. He goes, I was in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: I go, what it was a foot? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? It was that it was perfect, It was perfect.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I was in the kitchen. So my
Speaker 1: teammate goes, I don't argue, just it's not it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter who wins. What are we doing here? What do
Speaker 1: you mean it doesn't matter who wins. You would think
Speaker 1: I showed up for the for the for the love
Speaker 1: of the game. I want to win. I just want
Speaker 1: to win. My mo would be. I just want exercise.
Speaker 1: I don't care if I win. Well, when is that
Speaker 1: ever your M? Well, it would be my m because
Speaker 1: I like there were only why I'm getting on that
Speaker 1: goddamn court is is so I can move my body
Speaker 1: and get some exercise. Listen, the exercise spot's good. I'm
Speaker 1: sweating like crazy, that sweat bands on. I'm wiping my
Speaker 1: face with my shirt. We got getting exercise. We got
Speaker 1: a problem right below where I am right now, like
Speaker 1: literally twenty twenty something floors below where I am right now,
Speaker 1: there is controversy on the because they installed these pickleball courts,
Speaker 1: and they did this last summer. Coming over, there's three
Speaker 1: pickleball courts. But in order to make a building, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they belong to my building. You and I should play.
Speaker 1: You can get exercise. I demolish you. Let's play, but
Speaker 1: let's play. We should film it. Here's the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is now the second year in a row that
Speaker 1: that space is for pickleball. In the winter time, it's
Speaker 1: an ice skating rink. But in the in the summertime,
Speaker 1: they how do they do They bring in They bring
Speaker 1: in the ice. They make it an outdoor. It's one
Speaker 1: of the out only use. They take up the boards
Speaker 1: of the well. It's not a clay court, and they
Speaker 1: pick the well. No, they put stuff over it. They
Speaker 1: put ice on it. Anyway, So in years past and forever,
Speaker 1: in the summer that was a huge three drain sprinkler
Speaker 1: system for the kids with these elephants, these these stone
Speaker 1: elephants and the and the and the uh, the water
Speaker 1: would come out of the trunks, right yeah, and the
Speaker 1: kids would play there. And then last year in the
Speaker 1: in the spring, as soon as they put the ice
Speaker 1: away from the ice skating rink, they're like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: go into a transition period here and we're just gonna
Speaker 1: put down these these pickleball courts temporarily. Anyway, it became
Speaker 1: wildly popular day and night, night and day. Right, they
Speaker 1: did nobody. They just pushed the sprinkles systems aside. They
Speaker 1: never installed the sprinkless systems, and all summer the kids,
Speaker 1: the poor kids of this community went without the sprinklers
Speaker 1: because they had to have three pickleball games going on
Speaker 1: down there. So people were furious by the midsummer, They're like,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna pick up the pickle ball courts
Speaker 1: and put the elephants back and open up the sprinklers
Speaker 1: like never so co so, like maybe next season, because
Speaker 1: they were gonna do like an alternate, like they were
Speaker 1: gonna go one season pickleball, one season. Well guess what
Speaker 1: this last summer came and went, winter came, Winter came,
Speaker 1: and then they put the ice down, ice skating rink,
Speaker 1: ice skating rink ended. They painted on the pickleball courts again.
Speaker 1: Fuck the kids, Fuck the sprinklers. This is down season,
Speaker 1: season two of pickleball with no sprinklers for the kids.
Speaker 1: And I'm actually siding on the on, you know, with
Speaker 1: the families with the kids because mich well, why don't
Speaker 1: they put up a sign that says we will have
Speaker 1: sprinklers for the kids on all days it rains. No,
Speaker 1: because it's just not that easy. You took a minute.
Speaker 1: I took a second. You know something, I don't care. Hey,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, I figured that out. Yeah. I feel
Speaker 1: bad for these families because there's no like water source
Speaker 1: anywhere in that area. There's no where for the kids
Speaker 1: to go. Oh, they have the Hudson River right there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: jump right in, have a take a dip. Well, can't
Speaker 1: they get my hoose or something they can sprinkle. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel bad for the kids. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: but pickle ball is the upcoming sport in the country.
Speaker 1: Well that's exactly. It bigger an Olympic event. Yet it's
Speaker 1: pickleball in the Olympics because it's not. It will be.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is. It will be soon. But
Speaker 1: isn't that awful? Like all all the adults of the
Speaker 1: community like dominate. They're like, yeah, and now it's pickleball
Speaker 1: mania downstairs. All they do do day and night, night
Speaker 1: and day. Those courts. I don't even know if we
Speaker 1: get a court because they're always full, even in the morning. Well,
Speaker 1: you're scary Jones. You can't pull rank. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it even works to sign up, but can you imagine?
Speaker 1: I just I just think it sucks because now two
Speaker 1: years in a row, these poor kids were shut out.
Speaker 1: At some point they'll forget. No, these families are protesting.
Speaker 1: The big fight's going on. They want them, they're angry,
Speaker 1: like they want their sprinklers back. Well, can't they do
Speaker 1: three pickle ball courts and make the fourth area a sprinkler.
Speaker 1: It's not large enough. No, fucked, Well, maybe they got
Speaker 1: to just take up to amusement park, take them to
Speaker 1: a water park. Yeah, I feel bad, but pick a
Speaker 1: ball is a support of the future. Yeah, here we go,
Speaker 1: pickle ball the kids, the podcast. We will be right back.
Speaker 1: I have to uh issue a clarification. What's that. I
Speaker 1: don't necessarily need you to play the Brody was wrong jingle?
Speaker 1: But sometimes you know the way my brain works like
Speaker 1: boom boom boom. Well, one of my pet peeves with
Speaker 1: the English language is when people say, you know when
Speaker 1: you when you spay or new to your dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when a dog is it's past tense. It's spade, yep,
Speaker 1: spade and spade. It's not spaded right, right, it's right.
Speaker 1: So a lot of people get that wrong. So in
Speaker 1: my head I'm so conditioned to the ed not being correct.
Speaker 1: Whenever I hear somebody say, oh, I had my dog spae,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it. It dorg spade spade. Well, last episode,
Speaker 1: you said or somebody said petted the girl petted the dog.
Speaker 1: I say that. I don't think I said that. It's
Speaker 1: irrelevant what the context was. But somebody said, uh, somebody
Speaker 1: said something petted, and I said petted the past tensive
Speaker 1: pet is pet I pet him right, But I was
Speaker 1: thinking of spade and I brain farted. So I just
Speaker 1: want to say, anyone who was upset last week, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't think it was that deep. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody really loves sleep over that. Because Marky Mark
Speaker 1: on Instagram pointed it out to me and screenshot of
Speaker 1: the AI definition, So because he pointed it out, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I must have been thinking of spade, Spade
Speaker 1: not being spade. So petted is correct? Petted petted, I
Speaker 1: petted the dog. I don't think that's correct. Well, i'll
Speaker 1: look it up. I don't think that is correct. I
Speaker 1: think I think you were right in the first place.
Speaker 1: I petted. No past tense of the verb pet is petted. Petted.
Speaker 1: Petted can be used as both simple and past particle
Speaker 1: participle tense of the word. I petted the dog yesterday. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: the dog was petted. It is a word I just
Speaker 1: am so used to shopping. It's spade, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: use that on the air and they're going to correct me.
Speaker 1: And then petted petted. No, it's petted, and it's also
Speaker 1: it's texted. Just a reminder I texted him, I saw
Speaker 1: I saw a politician this week, said, oh, I text
Speaker 1: him yesterday. It's texted. Also, uh again, watching the news,
Speaker 1: I saw two people say that's a carbon copy. All
Speaker 1: they did was cut and paste. Nope, they copied and pasted.
Speaker 1: They copy and pasted. They keep saying cut and paste. Also, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got grin. I want to
Speaker 1: want to play some audio if I could of two
Speaker 1: mistakes and played off my phone and uh, and one
Speaker 1: very very funny comment. I want to know what you
Speaker 1: think of this your first thing you think about when
Speaker 1: you hear the third clip. So this is a baseball announcer,
Speaker 1: John Smoltz, a Hall of Fame pitcher for the Atlanta Braves. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's broadcasting the one of the games on ESPN. And
Speaker 1: here's what he says. And if you speak Spanish you'll understand.
Speaker 1: I know that's where you go. But I'd love to
Speaker 1: see it to Monolyn go after one of the best.
Speaker 1: So what he said was he, uh, he wants to
Speaker 1: see them go mono e mono. Oh no, that's not correct.
Speaker 1: It's it's mono ah a a which means which technically
Speaker 1: means hand to hand, but mono e mono, which which
Speaker 1: I is not hand and hand right hand and hand
Speaker 1: is like do you want to see them date? Uh?
Speaker 1: This was a uh scary everybody knows about the unfortunate
Speaker 1: assassination attempt. Yeah, right, Uh anyway, so, uh, the head
Speaker 1: of the Secret Service was grilled this week by Congress
Speaker 1: to see what happened, what was the failure, and they
Speaker 1: wanted her to resign, and she wasn't answering a lot
Speaker 1: of questions. So a representative, I think her name is, uh,
Speaker 1: let me see, her name is McCain. Maybe no relation
Speaker 1: to John McCain. I could be wrong in the name.
Speaker 1: It's not important to the story. But she was trying
Speaker 1: to This is a fact finding meeting, right of Congress,
Speaker 1: and she's she's grilling the woman who runs this the
Speaker 1: Secret Service on and she's claiming that the woman's not
Speaker 1: answering the question. So tell me what mistakes this woman
Speaker 1: made in her questioning. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: If you want to stay in charge, it's it's really
Speaker 3: really simple. You want to keep your job, right, absolutely, Okay,
Speaker 3: the best way to keep your job is to answer
Speaker 3: the questions, not play this shell game, not sing the
Speaker 3: slim Shady song wasn't me.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, it wasn't me. It's not by
Speaker 1: it's not by M and M. That's why I or Slim,
Speaker 1: it's it's that's that's Shaggy, that's Shaggy. So she's in
Speaker 1: a fact finding meeting and she yeah, you need to,
Speaker 1: you need to. You know that was written. You know
Speaker 1: that was written. She had written down somebody. Somebody definitely
Speaker 1: wrote that. Yeah, So don't don't sing that it wasn't
Speaker 1: me song by Slim Shady. Now here's a commercial, a
Speaker 1: new commercial. I just saw it. It's what looks to
Speaker 1: be a relatively well off teenage girl and she's talking
Speaker 1: about this new service called Maids, where you can hire
Speaker 1: them for not a lot of money and the team
Speaker 1: comes over and cleans your house. But listen to her
Speaker 1: how she talks about in the commercial, how excited she's
Speaker 1: about this new company. Right, you tell me your first thought.
Speaker 2: Okay, after Homoglobe cleaned our.
Speaker 1: Place for nineteen dollars, I'm sorry Homoglobe. Oh, the name
Speaker 1: of the company's Homoglobe. And they come over and they
Speaker 1: clean your house for nineteen dollars.
Speaker 2: After homoglow cleaned our place for nineteen dollars. We fired
Speaker 2: our old housekeeper. Homogo tackled everything from our.
Speaker 1: Kitchen to our So did you catch it? No, one
Speaker 1: more time, one more time hit me.
Speaker 2: Right after Homoglow cleaned our place for nineteen dollars, we
Speaker 2: fired our old housekeeper.
Speaker 1: Homoglo, we fired that old housekeeper. Yeah, listen to our
Speaker 1: Shes like, oh, yeah, just we loved Homoglobe, so we
Speaker 1: fired our house fired. That's pretty. She's cavalier about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't we use home. Let's do it again.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, we fired that bitch, is what she said.
Speaker 1: Listen to her.
Speaker 2: After Homoglow cleaned our place for nineteen dollars, we fired
Speaker 2: our old housekeeper.
Speaker 1: She's such privilege. She's like, yeah, we fired a housekeeper. Yes,
Speaker 1: she does sound snide. Fuck her and her four kits
Speaker 1: she has to feed. We got our housekeeave of nineteen dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hear it.
Speaker 2: We tackle everything market.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: We After Homoglow cleaned our place for nineteen dollars, we
Speaker 2: fired our old housekeeper.
Speaker 1: We fired she did like, you know, we let our
Speaker 1: housekeeper go. You know, all she had to say was,
Speaker 1: you know what, we're happy with the company. We used
Speaker 1: to pay another service a lot more money. Now we
Speaker 1: fired our housekeeper. Fuck her, Let me go live somewhere else,
Speaker 1: let me go back where she came from. That's all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a little much. Yeah, I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: don't like it either. And now all I can think
Speaker 1: about is the poor housekeeper who doesn't have a job.
Speaker 1: Right right, tackle everything, go back to the beginning again.
Speaker 1: Want more time if you see the commercial to see
Speaker 1: this this teenage girl. She's a teenage girl, by the way,
Speaker 1: you know it's not her money. Either that's the money
Speaker 1: or her fucking house. Yeah, she's like. What she means
Speaker 1: is my parents fired them, but I would.
Speaker 2: Go after Homoglobe cleaned our place for nineteen dollars. We
Speaker 2: fired our old housekeeper.
Speaker 1: We fired I love I love how the big the
Speaker 1: bitch teenage daughters the one to deliver the message to
Speaker 1: everyone's like, you've been part of the family for eleven years.
Speaker 1: Hit the fuck out. We just paid nineteen dollars in
Speaker 1: the house, a house that I don't know and I
Speaker 1: don't contribute to in any way financially, Dad, you're saving money.
Speaker 1: You fire it, get out, get out, get your things,
Speaker 1: get out. Don't even don't even wait, don't even clean
Speaker 1: your things out. We'll fucking mail them to you. We
Speaker 1: got Homoglobe. Get the fuck out. You fied, Mommy? Can
Speaker 1: I fire the housekeeper? Hey, guess what, Miranda, you fire you?
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out. Do you know they're from the
Speaker 1: wealthy area of Connecticut. You got to see the Connecticut
Speaker 1: she she looks like she's well off, blonde teenage girls.
Speaker 1: I love homogloves so much more time. One doesn't know
Speaker 1: how she's impacted.
Speaker 2: Cleaned our place for nineteen dollars. We fired our old housekeeper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably had house. They probably had the housekeeper
Speaker 1: like in her bed. She probably lives upstairs. And these
Speaker 1: Homoglobe people for nineteen dollars, they're like, can you lift
Speaker 1: your feet? They vacuumed under her feet. No before they
Speaker 1: finished cleaning the house for nineteen dollars're like, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out, get out, get out. I don't care how
Speaker 1: long you've been cleaning our house. I don't care how
Speaker 1: long you have you're on Wick food stamps. Your family out.
Speaker 1: You know, we used to fifty. We used to pay
Speaker 1: you fifty dollars. Now we can pay nineteen. Get the
Speaker 1: fuck out. You worked for us for twenty years, You
Speaker 1: earn trust with loyalty. You came to our other daughter's wedding,
Speaker 1: you babysat for our kids nineteen dollars. You're fucking firefire,
Speaker 1: get out. Don't the dog hitch in the ass anyway.
Speaker 1: I'mout recovery from that who writes commercials, people who don't
Speaker 1: care about people who work for a living. But they're
Speaker 1: trying to play on the They're also trying to play
Speaker 1: on the audience's sensitivities, and that's that has been insensitive.
Speaker 1: All they're playing off of is I could save money
Speaker 1: for nineteen But let me ask you a question. No,
Speaker 1: but it's not dead black and white. It's not that
Speaker 1: clear cut and dry. How many how many people who
Speaker 1: have enough money for to have someone clean their house
Speaker 1: are also concerned about saving money? I would imagine it's
Speaker 1: a percentage none. But if you have a if you
Speaker 1: have a scary you have somebody who cleans your apartment.
Speaker 1: For how many years now? Estella has been with me
Speaker 1: since Wow, since Greg t and I moved into our
Speaker 1: first place twenty nine, so twenty four, twenty four years.
Speaker 1: She's been with me well, ninety nine to twenty four
Speaker 1: is twenty five years, two thousand. I got her in
Speaker 1: two thousand, okay, so twenty four I let you got
Speaker 1: she was right there. I got well, she was recommended
Speaker 1: to me twenty four years. Now you're paying a little
Speaker 1: more than nineteen dollars a month, a lot more, okay,
Speaker 1: But she's becoming Here's here's the thing. But scary, scary
Speaker 1: hemoglobein whatever that company is scary. They can have a
Speaker 1: team come over for nineteen dollars and you can fire her.
Speaker 1: No way. The woman who threw his sneakers out by accident,
Speaker 1: you can fire her. You've been in my life at
Speaker 1: twenty four, Get the fuck out. There's no way I
Speaker 1: can't do that to her. No way, no shot. Scare.
Speaker 1: You'll be saving a little money. What how much am
Speaker 1: I saving? You're talking about the guy that pays pays
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars for a brand new Verizon router when
Speaker 1: I could get it for one hundred on Facebook Marketplace
Speaker 1: and not give a shit about it. So no, because
Speaker 1: it's about no way, it's about there's a so much
Speaker 1: more that goes into that. Come on, No, it was
Speaker 1: part of the fam. Here's it's a part of the family.
Speaker 1: There's a human there's a human factor. There a huge
Speaker 1: human fact. When I'm not at home, this person is
Speaker 1: able to go through my drawers whatever, I trust them
Speaker 1: not to do that. Yeah, so I'm gonna hire somebody
Speaker 1: for nineteen dollars, dude if they're getting paid five dollars
Speaker 1: an hour, because it's like for them, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: aren't they more likely to need the money? And what's
Speaker 1: going on? Yeah it is, Jef, you work for one
Speaker 1: of those companies, got blessed. I'm not saying you're dishonest.
Speaker 1: I'm saying having someone you know, for a long time,
Speaker 1: there was a local place in Hoboken that had this issue.
Speaker 1: They underpaid their their staff that worked for them. It
Speaker 1: was like a giant cleaning service and they and there's
Speaker 1: been a lot of I saw on a Reddit thread
Speaker 1: a lot of issues on with that service because the
Speaker 1: people are very underpaid, and because they're underpaid, they're probably
Speaker 1: figuring they'll take it out on these people's houses and
Speaker 1: their clients. Yeah maybe maybe not maybe allegedly alleged. Right,
Speaker 1: So all right, uh, you know you said a local
Speaker 1: a local place, right, he said a local? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: it's not a yeah, yeah, And you know on Facebook
Speaker 1: sometimes people ask for advice, right, people have say local
Speaker 1: places advice, and I've always I've talked about this someone
Speaker 1: we both know put up on their Facebook page, and
Speaker 1: you tell me, tell me if this is a cool post,
Speaker 1: and if you have all the information you need to
Speaker 1: help looking for local places to take off lessons? Thanks
Speaker 1: local to what? Thank you? Yeah? Local to? Nobody knows
Speaker 1: where she lives? And define local like how Chris, my
Speaker 1: local and your local have two different measurements in distance? Correct? Correct?
Speaker 1: Because for me, local is you know, maybe the you know,
Speaker 1: maybe the tri stated area. I have a car, so
Speaker 1: local you may take the bus everywhere, and local is
Speaker 1: only within five miles. Right. You may have moved from
Speaker 1: a new place. Uh, and there's a pizza place that
Speaker 1: wants you to be welcome to the neighborhood. But you
Speaker 1: were always local, so you had a free pizza. So
Speaker 1: where's the low? So where did and we don't even
Speaker 1: know why person lived? To this person? I said to
Speaker 1: this person on their Facebook page, I said, how can
Speaker 1: I help you if I don't know where you live?
Speaker 1: And they wrote, oh, well, the people who live near
Speaker 1: me know where I live. We huh, that's what she wrote.
Speaker 1: The people who know where I live, you know, live
Speaker 1: near me, know where I live. Okay, but but I'm
Speaker 1: seeing it. I will tell you scary. There's there's a
Speaker 1: group I belong to which I've told you to join.
Speaker 1: It's the Chicken Palm Club of New Jersey or something,
Speaker 1: and people post pictures of the chicken palm and they
Speaker 1: recommend the best chicken palm in the area, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know where you can go, and it's it's it's
Speaker 1: like the pizza place, the pizza FanBook Facebook group that
Speaker 1: I'm part of, but it's for chicken palm. Sure you'd
Speaker 1: want to be part of that, wouldn't you? Always? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So how can I get it on it? So somebody,
Speaker 1: well you have to just I'll send you the link.
Speaker 1: It's fine. So somebody, somebody put up the question. They said,
Speaker 1: what's the best pizza? What's the best chicken palm? Uh?
Speaker 1: In Morris County, New Jersey. All right, So you would
Speaker 1: expect someone to write the name of a place they
Speaker 1: recommend as the best chicken parm in Mars County. Give
Speaker 1: me names. So this guy wrote, not to sound rude,
Speaker 1: but go try them all there's a ton of great
Speaker 1: restaurants in Marris County that is not helpful in any way,
Speaker 1: right to which I replied, how is that helpful? A
Speaker 1: person asks you for a recommendation of the best chicken
Speaker 1: parm and you tell them go try all five thousand
Speaker 1: restaurants in Marris County? And what did they? Right back?
Speaker 1: They wrote, I was trying to be helpful. You weren't.
Speaker 1: You were the exact opposite of helpful. Yeah, go try
Speaker 1: every restaurant in the entire county, and let us know
Speaker 1: is a lot of good ones. Go try them all.
Speaker 1: Go try every Italian restaurant? And Diana, did people feel
Speaker 1: the need to even elicit or put a response out
Speaker 1: if they don't have a specific thing that hits home
Speaker 1: with them, Like, by the way, if I saw that
Speaker 1: post and I didn't know anything about Morris County and
Speaker 1: I or I didn't have an opinion, I wouldn't write anything.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't waste my time. Don't write anything. Why you
Speaker 1: wasting your your own brain power and your your time
Speaker 1: to to write something nonsensical that's not helpful? Right now?
Speaker 1: If you if you're asking me specifically about a place
Speaker 1: in Hoboken, that I know is near and dear to
Speaker 1: my heart. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say the
Speaker 1: best chicken palm is at this place you give because
Speaker 1: it it hits home with me, it hits a nerve.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I got to get out there.
Speaker 1: I want this person to experience the experience I had
Speaker 1: with this chicken palm? Right? Does that make me know?
Speaker 1: I've tried a lot of them. Try one. I enjoy
Speaker 1: every restaurant in Marris County. Morris County is the size
Speaker 1: of almost the size of like may, I guess it's
Speaker 1: the size of a city. Yeah, so so, so I
Speaker 1: was brought back to my childhood. We had Ralph Machio.
Speaker 1: Oh you heard Nicki minaj What what are you raised on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I grew up on Nicki minaj.
Speaker 3: U.
Speaker 1: We're Ralph Macchio in the studio from the Cobra Kai
Speaker 1: and back in the day, the Karate Kid, the Outsiders
Speaker 1: and my cousin Vinnie, who was in all the So
Speaker 1: he ages in reverse. He is like the real life
Speaker 1: Benjamin Buttons. This dude. I look, he just ages slowly.
Speaker 1: He's not he looks great. He does look great. So
Speaker 1: so he came in and we're talking off air about
Speaker 1: how in nineteen eighty four, when The Karate Kid was released,
Speaker 1: if you go back to back in the day Karate Kid,
Speaker 1: mister Miyagi, you know, and all the you know, all
Speaker 1: the mayaghisms and stuff, and the Bonzai tree. Let me
Speaker 1: say paint defense. The paint Defense. I will tell you
Speaker 1: that that was an inspiration to me back then. And
Speaker 1: little known fact I'm just gonna let you know here
Speaker 1: because nobody on the morning show knew, but I took
Speaker 1: karate because of that fuck karate. Yeah, little Scary Jones,
Speaker 1: you're a large belt. It was. Do you know how
Speaker 1: many karate studios were opened during that in the mid
Speaker 1: eighties because of the Karate Kids series of films. Thing
Speaker 1: biggest thing karate was. Everyone wanted how to take karate.
Speaker 1: And now I know today it's not a big it
Speaker 1: was today. You know, it's like going to the dojo
Speaker 1: or I work. I do this here and karate is
Speaker 1: pretty commonplace. But it really wasn't as popular before that
Speaker 1: film came out as it became, and it was an
Speaker 1: explosion in the eighties. So I took karate. I got
Speaker 1: through my first I know, the first katta and the
Speaker 1: second kata. But you also know, welcome back kata, mister katzia,
Speaker 1: mister kattia. But I will, I don't. I never made
Speaker 1: it past the white belt. Man never made it man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the belt turned yellow from just stretching having
Speaker 1: a white belt for so long, it just turned yellow.
Speaker 1: Did your belt pe my belt? But no, I never
Speaker 1: made it past the white belt. It was I was
Speaker 1: not good in karate, and no, wasn't. I was not
Speaker 1: my thing. And back then you did you didn't get
Speaker 1: a participation trophy. Back then it was I suffered through
Speaker 1: karate for about a year year and I never got better.
Speaker 1: And rather today if it was was, if this was today,
Speaker 1: i'd be like an orange belt or a blue belt
Speaker 1: by now. If it was like a year, a year
Speaker 1: passed by because they want to show progress, I feel
Speaker 1: like that they're a lot easier on you. Back then
Speaker 1: it was the school of hard knocks. Did you ever
Speaker 1: get flipped? Yes? I did, but I took karate classes.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the greatest thing. I wasn't motive, I was. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just felt like that the guy who
Speaker 1: sense was just a bit of an asshole. He never
Speaker 1: you know, he I never progressed because he never painted
Speaker 1: a fence, no wax. The call so having Ralph macho
Speaker 1: and unlocked all these memories from liked did did you
Speaker 1: tell him the story?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't get to go that far, but I just
Speaker 1: told him he was he inspired me to take karate
Speaker 1: because which is true? Which is true? You fanboyed a
Speaker 1: little bit, did you? I used that very I said,
Speaker 1: I'm fanboying ten year old Scury is fanboying right now
Speaker 1: because that's that was a thing. But man, then I
Speaker 1: thought about the awful times and how it just all
Speaker 1: came crumbling down for me. It really did. It ended
Speaker 1: in misery. I started detesting going there. I told my
Speaker 1: father would take me there and I'd be like, fuck this.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna learn karate, Anthony. You're gonna
Speaker 1: protect yourself in this neighborhood. What dude? After a year
Speaker 1: of that misery, I said, Dad, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do this anymore. Fuck this because there was a year
Speaker 1: of misery, but you only went for like two weeks.
Speaker 1: But the sense was a douche, he really was. He
Speaker 1: never tried to make me and other kids were advancing.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, they have a ceremony. This person earns their
Speaker 1: orange belt. This person has moved up. This guy's a
Speaker 1: red belt, and everyone was moving through the system. And
Speaker 1: a year later, I still have my goddamn white belt.
Speaker 1: This guy's belt is turning color. You're a yellow belt
Speaker 1: by default. I'll tell you. I'm gonna tell you my
Speaker 1: karate story if I can sure. There's a strip mall
Speaker 1: about fifteen twenty minutes away from me that I pass often,
Speaker 1: and I see this giant sign a couple of years
Speaker 1: ago opening soon, Master sue. I'm like, great, another Chinese
Speaker 1: restaurants opening up. This fantastic and it turned out to
Speaker 1: be a karate place. I'm like, that's disappointing. I wanted
Speaker 1: a new takeout place to try, and the lettering, the
Speaker 1: font would all look like a Chinese restaurant. It's a
Speaker 1: karate place, And every time I passed it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh Chinese, damn it. I can't go by it and
Speaker 1: I think it's Chinese food. Yeah, damn it. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I never I never did you what did you? What
Speaker 1: did you play? Well, let me tell you about karaate.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's the same now, but back in
Speaker 1: the day, karate was for the kids that were hyperactive.
Speaker 1: The teachers and experts would tell you to tell you
Speaker 1: you should put him in karate. He's very physical, he
Speaker 1: needs to get his energy out. So the craziest wild
Speaker 1: kids would go to karate to get their their their anger,
Speaker 1: their their their their physical I guess you'd call it
Speaker 1: hyperactivity or ADHD now whatever. But back in the day,
Speaker 1: the kids that were like hyper and wild and rambunctious,
Speaker 1: they go, you should, you should, like they'd build on
Speaker 1: your little league team, but they'd be like jumping up
Speaker 1: and down and throwing things in the outfield. They couldn't
Speaker 1: focus right. They're like, oh, she put him in karate
Speaker 1: to focus him, said in the same kids. When these wild,
Speaker 1: rambunctious kids now did karate moves, she made them more
Speaker 1: dangerous and violent. There was the terrible worst thing to do.
Speaker 1: They're like, the kid used to punch the air, now
Speaker 1: has like they're building to punch your face out. Yeah
Speaker 1: that was karate and that's not like that now to
Speaker 1: my knowledge. But that's where they were like, you should
Speaker 1: have him do karate or like boxing or something, get
Speaker 1: his get his energy out. So no, not doing that
Speaker 1: did you play any sports that kill you played baseball, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I played baseball. I played football in uh you know,
Speaker 1: I tag football. But in high school we didn't have
Speaker 1: we didn't have sports in our high school. We didn't
Speaker 1: have real sports. But I always played baseball. I always
Speaker 1: played baseball and softball. I bowled. I was in bowling
Speaker 1: leagues most of my teen years. And uh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good. No, No, I know, I know you're good.
Speaker 1: You're a good bowler. No, you really are. And I
Speaker 1: am now a rising intermediate pick pick player. I play volleyball.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at badminton. I know my I know
Speaker 1: my way around a shuttle cock. If you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know I I don't really have any
Speaker 1: I I really you know. I played street basketball with
Speaker 1: my friends mm hmm, occasional softball. That was it. I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't join I didn't join the baseball leagues.
Speaker 1: I wasn't that kid because you were doing karate. I
Speaker 1: was doing karate, doing karate. I'm still gonna tell the
Speaker 1: story about dumb Girl, but I want to get your
Speaker 1: opinion on animals when we come back. That's okay, we're
Speaker 1: out of commercials. No, we're good, we're commercial free. Oh then,
Speaker 1: oh god, I want no. I should tell you about
Speaker 1: the stupid girl, and I'll do the animal conversation late.
Speaker 1: Let me tell about the now. I'm not saying, uh,
Speaker 1: everyone's like this or I expect more from everyone, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone has a kid like this or whatever.
Speaker 1: But let me tell you what happened to me. I
Speaker 1: was at Target, I guess a week and a half
Speaker 1: ago because before last week's episode, and I parked next
Speaker 1: to a white car and I noticed, so I was
Speaker 1: on the right side of this car. I noticed that
Speaker 1: the right rear tire was flat, not low flat as
Speaker 1: I was getting out of my car. So I got
Speaker 1: back in my car. I got some paper and I
Speaker 1: left a note on the windshield that said, hey, your
Speaker 1: right rear tire is flat, don't drive on it. And
Speaker 1: I put it on the windshield wiper under the driver's wiper. Well,
Speaker 1: I come back, the note still there, the car is
Speaker 1: still there. I must have finished shopping before they did,
Speaker 1: or they work there, I don't know. So I get
Speaker 1: in my car. I'm checking my phone, I'm killing time,
Speaker 1: and as I'm pulling out, I hear the woman getting
Speaker 1: in her car. So I rolled down the window and
Speaker 1: I blow the horn. I get it, roll down the
Speaker 1: window and I say, listen, I'm the guy who put
Speaker 1: the note on your wiper blade. A what note? Now?
Speaker 1: She had already started the cars is going to back up.
Speaker 1: I said, you don't see the note. It's a piece
Speaker 1: of paper and you win, you'll wiper Oh I didn't
Speaker 1: see it. I said, you need air and your tire
Speaker 1: isn't that right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: What do you think she should say? Scary when I
Speaker 1: tell her she needs air on a tire or tires flat?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for letting me know. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to a gas station and I'm gonna fix it, right,
Speaker 1: She says, Oh, no, that's just the light on my dashboard.
Speaker 1: So I said, the light. Yeah, Like about how would
Speaker 1: I know about the light on your dashboard? Well, my
Speaker 1: dad says, the light's broken and my tires are fine.
Speaker 1: I said, but how would you know? Right? How would
Speaker 1: I know, David Brody that your light is one? You're
Speaker 1: not inside the car? Yeah, you're looking, you're you're are
Speaker 1: you making an observation right? And I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: fact your tire is actually flat? She said, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: just no no, my dad said, the light will go off.
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, the light is telling you the
Speaker 1: tire is flat. You get out of the car. Your
Speaker 1: tires floy You can't try it on the tire. Do
Speaker 1: you live in moron Ville? What city are you in? Haha? No,
Speaker 1: not gonna say which target. Ah. She says, well, he
Speaker 1: put air in my tire last night, so it's fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're not listening to me. You have a bigger problem.
Speaker 1: The air is gone, your tire is flat, and I
Speaker 1: would have no way of knowing that your your dad
Speaker 1: put the the tire last night. I wasn't with you.
Speaker 1: I'm making an observation, right, So I said, how would
Speaker 1: I know about your dad putting air in the tire?
Speaker 1: I said, the tire's flat. She's oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I said, Look, I have the girl. The girl is
Speaker 1: a teenager. She had to be like nineteen twenty years old.
Speaker 1: Obviously twenties on a teenager, but she's around that age.
Speaker 1: I said, look, I have a portable air compressor that
Speaker 1: you know I got on Amazon. You in. It's battery
Speaker 1: operated or you can plug it into the cigaret ladder.
Speaker 1: So it's cordless because I charged the batter. I said, look,
Speaker 1: I have a portable air compressor joint to put air
Speaker 1: on your tire. She says sure. I said, okay, how
Speaker 1: many PSID does your tire hold? I don't know what's
Speaker 1: ps she says to me, Come on, Broye. At this point,
Speaker 1: you really think she knows your PSI. She doesn't know
Speaker 1: her ass from her elbow. Okay, So I said, it
Speaker 1: means pounds per square inch. So she says, I don't
Speaker 1: know what does thirty seven sound right? I said, I
Speaker 1: don't know what would sound right either. It's that's the
Speaker 1: right number, it's not. I don't know how much your
Speaker 1: tires take. I said, look, the number's on the tire.
Speaker 1: Can you can you bend down and look on the tire.
Speaker 1: Where on the tire? I said, you see the lettering
Speaker 1: going around the tire. That's where it's written on the
Speaker 1: outside of the tire. So she's looking down and see it.
Speaker 1: So I get down and I look. She got really
Speaker 1: cheap tire scare. I've never heard of this brand. I
Speaker 1: never heard of it. It didn't have the PSI on
Speaker 1: the tire. I said, you know what, I opened my
Speaker 1: car door. I didn't know my car. I said, check
Speaker 1: your door jam again. I think I was talking to
Speaker 1: an adult. Check your doorjam. And there's a sticker that
Speaker 1: tells you the PSI. What's a doorjam? So I opened
Speaker 1: my car door. I said, see that sticker, that's your doorjam.
Speaker 1: Go on your car and look and tell me the PSI.
Speaker 1: So she goes. She goes, it's his thirty nine PSI. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: come over here, I said you. I said, I'm going
Speaker 1: to set the compressor to thirty nine PSI. And I
Speaker 1: attached it to a tire and I said, your tire
Speaker 1: has fourteen PSI. That means it's basically flat. It's flat.
Speaker 1: I said, you really should get a portable air compressor
Speaker 1: for your car. She says, well, my dad has one
Speaker 1: at home. I said, what good is it doing at home.
Speaker 1: Your tire is flat. It should be in your trunk
Speaker 1: at all times. I said, I said, is this your car?
Speaker 1: She says, no, it's a lease. Well I said, no
Speaker 1: it is. I go, great, but is it your car?
Speaker 1: She can't be that stupid. I'm scary. This is the conversation.
Speaker 1: So it's just well, it's my it's not really my car,
Speaker 1: but I drive it. But we haven't paid off the
Speaker 1: lease yet. I go, honey, I didn't say, how I go.
Speaker 1: You realize when you pay off the lease, it's their
Speaker 1: car again, right, don't own the car. It's your car
Speaker 1: for now, right, it's hey, it's my Verizon router for now.
Speaker 1: You're right now fifteen. But I'm gonna give that shit
Speaker 1: back that twenty twenty technology. So I said, you should
Speaker 1: get one of these compressors. They're on Amazon at like
Speaker 1: thirty five dollars. She said, to keep in my car? No,
Speaker 1: to keep it? I said no, So I swear to
Speaker 1: God I said this. I said, no to keep in
Speaker 1: your shower. And she says, huh, why would I keep
Speaker 1: it in my shower? Exactly? Why wouldn't you keep it
Speaker 1: in your car? Oh, I guess that makes the most sense.
Speaker 1: So she's so, she's looking at the tire, and I said,
Speaker 1: don't worry, it'll shut off by itself. And so thirty
Speaker 1: seconds later she says to me, when will it turn off?
Speaker 1: I said, I just told you it shuts off by
Speaker 1: its side. I just told you that. So she says,
Speaker 1: I said, you had to check your tire pressure on
Speaker 1: your dashboard, like you youne had it probably comes up.
Speaker 1: If you set your menu, you'll tell you how many
Speaker 1: PSI are in your tire, and if it's not thirty nine,
Speaker 1: if it's thirty eight, you're fine, but if it's like twenty,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't drive on it. She says, Oh, my dad
Speaker 1: does that for me. I said, how can your dad
Speaker 1: do that for you? If you're here at Target, you
Speaker 1: should know, Oh, your car? How long has this been
Speaker 1: your car? A year and a half? Forget it? I said, Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, you should know how to check your gauges
Speaker 1: because you're in the car alone. She said, well, I
Speaker 1: just call them. I said, but you know, but this
Speaker 1: story mirrors so many people listening right now. It really does.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that don't look at me.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know shit about cars. I just
Speaker 1: pressed the freaking button and said, hey, but you don't
Speaker 1: row my father, right, Okay? So I said, you know,
Speaker 1: you can also look at the owner's manual for any
Speaker 1: of this information. Where is that it's all? Where is that?
Speaker 1: I go, It's in your glove compartment. I made it.
Speaker 1: I made her check okay, okay, okay, it was there
Speaker 1: right yeah? So I said, look, I said, she wasn't
Speaker 1: in her bedroom. She had to make a bonhead move
Speaker 1: take it out of the car. So I fill up
Speaker 1: the tire with air and she goes, all right, I said,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go get this fixture. Well, I got to
Speaker 1: do a little more shopping and then I'll drive home later.
Speaker 1: I said, you need to get this fixed by a
Speaker 1: flat fixed place. So she says, oh, like the place
Speaker 1: by the movie theater. I said, I don't know what
Speaker 1: movie theater you're talking about, so I really can't answer
Speaker 1: your question about if there's a place next to a
Speaker 1: movie theater that fixes flats. I don't know what movie
Speaker 1: theater you talk You get involved ocause I was trying
Speaker 1: to be helpful. She says, you know, just the movie
Speaker 1: theater in my town. I gotta go. I don't know
Speaker 1: what town you live in, So I said, look, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a. I said, look, it's a good thing
Speaker 1: I stopped you. If you had driven on that tire
Speaker 1: with the what you would with the tire flat like that,
Speaker 1: the rim would have cut into the tire and ruined it.
Speaker 1: She says, oh, then I would have had to get
Speaker 1: like a whole new tire. I said, no, exactly, like
Speaker 1: a whole new tire. That's what ruined means, it would
Speaker 1: have been ruined. She says, how much are new tires?
Speaker 1: I said, you need to know these things, they're all
Speaker 1: different prices. Well, my dad does it for me. I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I totally got that impression. I got that impression. You
Speaker 1: have a good day, I said, but you should probably
Speaker 1: get home because if your dad put air in the
Speaker 1: tire and it's flat today, you're losing it quickly. You
Speaker 1: can't tell you have more patience than I do. Man,
Speaker 1: I would never probably. It was only like five minutes
Speaker 1: of conversation. It wasn't like I was there for an hour.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's, oh, no, no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't have a flat tire. That's the light on my dashboard.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? How would I know that? The dumbest
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. You'll lose it over this. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're right there, Okay, I'm not no, I'm not okay,
Speaker 1: catch your breath. I'm not catch your breath, Brodie. It's
Speaker 1: feel like I've been playing pick a ball for two hours.
Speaker 1: All right, my dad does that for me. How do
Speaker 1: you you have gas in the car? I don't know.
Speaker 1: My dad puts gas in the car. Oh Boys, Boys,