WEBVTT - #302: Pickleball Patty & The Playground Problem 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.200 Start up, dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.280 Brooklyn Boy, start up, dot up, dot up. They making 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:15.040 noise dot up, start up, dot up up, dot up, 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:20.400 dot up, Episode three oh two. It's the Brooklyn Boys 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.080 Podcast three oh two. You know, scary is a famous 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:28.520 engine for the Ford Mustang, the three oh two three two. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:33.000 I believe three hundred and two horsepower no cubic inches. 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.800 Oh okay, why do you know these things? I don't know. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.320 The three oh five is a Chevy engine. Three eighteen 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.120 is Chrysler three forty is Chrysler three fifty is right? 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.440 General Motors. Three oh two is also an area code. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.760 I'm sure it is Harry code three o two. I'm 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:50.680 sure it is. Anyone listening from the three oh two. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:51.840 Is that California? 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:52.839 No? 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:56.800 I think it's East Coast, do you? Yeah? Anyway? Is 0:00:56.800 --> 0:01:00.840 that Delaware? I don't know anyway. So yeah, we're here. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.240 We're back. This is cool if we made it. If 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:07.000 I remember correctly, it is Delaware. It is Delaware, right, yeah, 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:11.000 I believe. So. I didn't have to look that up either, No, no, 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:15.840 you didn't. It was very impressive. So, uh, here we are. 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.400 We got started a little late. Whose fault. Is that 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.039 my fault, and I'll just fault. I'll come to the 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.600 table right now before you do that. We were supposed 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.480 to do it early today because again I don't know 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.120 when you're listening to this, but as we're recording this, Uh, Scar, 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.160 can you read my shirt? See what my shirt says. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:38.360 It says you should just be a Wolverine, Wolverine Wolverine 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.120 right because I'm going to see Dead Pull and Wolverine today. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.800 You are. Yeah. I will not spoil anything with my 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.240 reviews online, but I am very excited. But it doesn't 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.720 come out till tomorrow. All movies, most big movies that 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.920 open on Friday actually open on Thursday. So you got 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:56.960 you got your tickets and you're ready. Yeah, I'm ax. Yeah, 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.480 I'm not into the Marvel world. You know what else? 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:04.040 Turned into? Any world? Anything, any movies or any TV shows. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:08.240 I just any collectibles, any hobbies. You're not into anything 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.720 the comic strips, the comics from back in the day, 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:16.079 comic books, no hero action films. To watch The Bear 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.280 yet season three? No? I just finished Presumed Innocent on 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.680 Apple TV and you see that. Nope, No, you are 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.600 you watching Game of Throne? The answer is gonna be 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.720 no across the board, and you're right right, So for 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.920 you to go not really into Marvel films, you're not 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.480 really into anything except rooftop bars and DJs and bottle 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:36.480 service and that's fine, and pools and barbecues and filming 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:40.680 your food. Yes, but let's be real, you're not into 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:45.280 any like, you're not into cultural things. You're into culture, 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:47.480 not into like you know, so I'm not really to 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:51.440 Disney movies movies. I get that, not trying to. I 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.960 just I was never that guy. You know, there's a 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.400 there's a certain kind of person. You aren't even ever 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.040 a Star Wars guy like when you watch Yeah, I 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.519 did see the films. I just have them. That doesn't matter. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:06.000 I I was never the dude who would be sitting 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.080 there like, yeah, I can't wait for the latest Spider 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:09.880 Man movie to come out. Yeah, I can't wait for 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.200 Batman like I never got right and drank. Oh, I 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.760 can't wait for that new rooftop bar opens. I got 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.680 tickets still opening night. But as far as being entrenched 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:22.440 into the culture of of anything, these no, but especially 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:27.840 these action movies. I mean I can't wait to watch Actually, Okay, 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:29.679 here's something I'm interested in, and I think it got 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.880 Wick watch John Wick Moore. I think it's release tonight now, 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:37.760 Dirty Pop the lou Pearlman story on Netflix or whateverever 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.720 it's gonna be. It's excited to watch the show about 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.600 a pedophile. No, because it's real life and this guy 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:47.400 was a real, filthy, fucking Wolverine's real. Yeah. Okay, see 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.720 what I'm saying. You're into the fantasy. You're into fantasy world. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:54.520 I'm into real life biopics, lid. Why so so there's 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.400 Loup Pearlman thing. Obviously, you know it's when he you know, 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.760 the Backstreet Boys and sink and he found it all 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.800 those and then we have him on the show many 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:06.360 years ago. No, I remember, dude, all the things that 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:10.160 went on behind the scenes and all the tawdry, awful, 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:14.480 disgusting acts, it's all gonna be revealed in Dirty Pop. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.080 And I want to be real but it's accurate. But 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.520 that's the stuff I'm interested in because it's interesting. But 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.000 you could be you could be interested in that and 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.880 other things. I'm interested in reality and loosely based reality. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.119 I like comedy. I like things that make me laugh. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.880 But but when was the less comedy movie you went to. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.320 I don't even know. I don't like to go to 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.440 the movies because there's bed bugs in these movie theaters. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.840 I know, beg bugs in the movie theaters, some of them. 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:39.680 Oh my god, I'm just saying, get out, go. Do 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:44.360 are bedbugs in movie theaters? Okay? And there's no okay, right, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.080 there's bed there's no beds in the movie theaters. Doesn't matter. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.080 People bring them in. People are filth okay, people are 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.280 America is dirty. Not the listeners who are listening to this. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.840 But overall, right, that's why I go to movie theaters 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:01.560 with leather couch recliner seats. No bed bugs. Oh who's bougie? Now? 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.480 Bed bugs don't like leather couches. Oh yeah, my my 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:08.839 my dollar more for a ticket, dude. No, you can't 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.680 go to jankinny movie theaters with fabric seats that don't recline. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.840 That's so nineteen nineties. You gotta go with the I went. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.960 You know what I did. I went to see Twisters. 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:25.760 It's a Twister, which, yeah, so Twisters is basically an updated, modernized, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:29.560 very much the same movie as Twisterwister. It's a twist 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.080 you've seen one, you see them all. But I had 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.720 I had some time to kill, so I went and 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:38.520 I was sitting in the leather recliner chair, and I 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.120 don't know, do you sit with your legs straight when 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.560 you sit in a recliner or do you sort of 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.560 like spread your knees out, spread my knees out. Yeah, 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.680 I need to spread knies out, So I'm spread minisa out. Man, 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.120 I spread a sudden I'm getting like, I'm getting hot 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.320 and sweaty, Like why am I hot and sweating a 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:54.120 movie theater? This is terrible? And I realized my knee 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.320 had hit the heat button. The seats have heaters and coolers, 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.800 and I hit the heat button and I'm burning my 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.719 ass watching Twisters. Although I did see two movies in 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:08.159 the past two weeks. I saw the movie Kill not 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.279 a comedy. Not a comedy. But but if you like 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.520 John Wick or Nobody, if you haven't seen the movie 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.400 Nobody with Bob Odenkirk, oh my god, it's one of 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:17.520 the best films I've seen in years. If you like 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.480 shoot him up, kill a thousand people and survive somehow 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.920 kind of movies like John Wick or Nobody, then go 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:29.320 see kill. It's an Indian film with subtitles. Every in 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:35.480 the movie is Indian. But the action, the choreography, the fighting, 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.440 the killing, the murdering, the slashing on a on a 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:43.280 train ride, fantastic like that kind of thing. See yeah again, 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.279 going back to for a second. Yes, it's just I 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.360 know that so many people that are like, oh, ge't Wade, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.360 and they're jumping on it. They're chopping at the bit, 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.520 they're talking, they're online on the threads that it is, 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.760 discussing what is it? Which one is this? Wolverine versus 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:03.840 who or Deadpool and Wolverine, Deadpool, Wolverine, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:09.000 Ryan Reynolds Deadpool and a cast of hundreds of famous 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.360 people that are going to show up in the movie. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.280 I get it. I get it. I suppose I don't know. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.800 Just you have to understand the world of Marvel, the 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.120 DCE universe, I mean, sorry, the Marvel Universe, the MCU. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.880 You have to have watched the low key TV series 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:26.200 to understand what's going on in previous Deadpool movies. But 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.080 it's worth it. It's it's this is a there's so 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:32.040 much importance on this movie. If you're into the Marvel movies. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:37.240 It's not just a movie. It's I can't even I 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:38.640 gottat want to get into it. If you're not into Maorrrow, 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.040 you're gonna be like, O don't know, this is this podcast. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.400 I just don't about Marvel stuff. All right, we're gonna 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:46.400 move on. We are we Why was the podcast late? 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.640 So the podcast was late because I was on the 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:54.320 phone with Verizon FiOS. Now, yeah, you texted me. You 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.840 were on the phone with food. No, I'm on the 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.239 phone with I wrote FiOS f I. Oh you said food. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.360 You're exactly mean. I'll read you what you texted me. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:07.600 Hold on, let me get you book. You said, yo, 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:11.040 on with food, need fifteen more minutes. Oh, then you 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.680 starkly wrote back tomorrow. Yeah, because I'm like, I know 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.640 you with food either you're eating or you're having a 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:19.360 problem with your food delivery. Oh no, because you food 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.760 deliver everything, and it's always a problem. The auto corrected 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:25.920 on with food. It auto incorrected no, on with FiOS. 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.720 Oh you wrote it food. You're a dick. No, you're 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.640 a dick. You wrote food. I didn't know that I 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.880 was on the phone, so I just like blindly wrote 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.440 the text and sent it anyway. Okay, so I got 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:40.880 home and the uh, the cable box in my bedroom. 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.320 The FiOS box wasn't working, so she was walking me 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.800 through it, and then before long find out we need 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.280 to replace the box. And then I started asking about 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.920 because I'm a tech guy, I want the fastest speech possible. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.640 They're gonna replace both of my cable boxes and I'm 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:59.680 going to get a new router. Now here's the router. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.840 Is the problem? Yeah, here's the reveal. Here's the reveal. 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.439 And this is for anyone who has FiOS that's listening 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:09.320 to the sound of my voice right now, do the math. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:16.360 You are being ripped off. Here's why. In the olden days, 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.719 I'm assuming a few years ago, a couple about a 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:23.240 year ago, and before that, there was no option. If 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.440 you used the Verizon's router, which is what I did. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:32.840 You paid. You're paying fifteen dollars a month for that router. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:38.000 You're rating it. You're renting the router. You're renting it. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.959 And by the way, it's an eternal rental no matter 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.319 how old the technology gets. On April seventh of twenty twenty, 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.480 during the pandemic, when I had nothing to do. I went 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.000 into a new deal with with Verizon and I bought 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.440 and I excuse me, I started renting that router. It 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:58.559 was the latest one at the time. Brody, I've been 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:03.880 paying fifteen dollars a month for that to rent that router. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:06.160 And guess what a lot of you listening to me 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:10.160 are doing that right now not even realizing it. It 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.720 is now twenty twenty four July of twenty twenty four. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:18.120 I have paid seven hundred and fifty dollars into this 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:22.920 router that's sitting in my closet. That's it's an eternal rental, 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:24.760 and if I don't say anything or do anything or 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:28.640 change anything, it's going to continue to fifteen fifteen fifteen 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.360 fifteen every month. So you have a solution. You could 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:35.600 have done so for a couple of thousand Hold on, wait, now, 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:38.360 a couple of thousand dollars in you could be like 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:42.280 eight years in on a router that that's probably irrelevant 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:45.679 and slower and probably pales in comparison to what they 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.720 have out there on the market. It is not worth 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.600 it to pay seven hundred twenty dollars seven fifty into 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.400 a router that's four years old. So there is a 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.480 there is a router that's on the market that she's 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.920 got the new Verizon one. It's a one time fee 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.080 of four hundred dollars as came out. Instead of having 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.959 two bands, it has three bands. So you get the 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.800 two point. You go, it's better, it's a better, it's 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.400 a better, it's it's higher, it's it's it's it's better, 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.280 it's fast, faster, it's better, just better. Its fine. So 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:15.679 for four hundred dollars, and of course it's over installments, 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.800 I'm gonna pay and I'm going to own the router 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.600 and guess what if I get a couple of years 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:26.559 out of it, it's paid itself off done. I'm telling 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.960 you it is absolutely an atrocity that this is going 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:34.600 on in the background. People you your slices, Yes, you've 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:38.320 got scambonied. Before you go further, before you tell you 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:42.160 go ahead, I slice if you got your shit set 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.360 up and a lot of people do the default like me, 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.640 And you've got your stuff set up by by bios 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:51.040 and it was a year ago maybe or even less 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:56.439 and more you're ninety nine chance you're you're renting the 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.320 router from them, paying fifteen dollars and you're paying into 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.440 it every month for no reason. You told them that, 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.480 You told them that. Okay, so now I'm gonna buy 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:08.240 the router out a brand new, one one time deal 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:10.960 and that's it. And now, and do you know how 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.600 many months you just paid four of your router? If 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.920 you were paying fifteen a month two and a half years, yeah, 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.200 well twenty six months roughly. Yeah, two years. So in 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.800 two years when your router is obsolete, it's not gonna 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.840 be absolute right. You'll have to keep it more than 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.440 two years for it to pay for itself. But in 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:29.840 two years when they have a new router, you're gonna 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:31.360 kill yourself that you can't. You can't get rid of 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.719 your router. You have to sell it. You have to 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.800 ask me to sell it for you. Because what you 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.760 should have done was going on Facebook Marketplace and bought 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.600 somebody else's brand new router and gotten it for one 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:46.440 hundred bucks. Because that's what I did. There's no way 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:50.800 you have the latest in technology, the brand new Horizon router. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.080 Of course I do, of course, yes I do. Because 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.920 people quit, they quit either they got it from somebody 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.880 or they they quit their Hoverrizon sings and they have 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.559 a tech coming over it all everything. So they're not 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.199 going to install a router that I bought off a 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:06.319 Facebook marketplace, No shot. If it's a Verizon router, they will. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:08.960 They don't know. They see the Verizon rold, You're like, oh, 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.360 I moved? Can you put it? There's nothing to install? Scary. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:14.400 You plug it into the jack. You take the Ethernet cable, 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.000 you plug it in. What kind of installation you think 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:17.920 they do? You think they have a soldering iron and 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.640 a well, a blowtorch and and a big metal mask 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:23.360 over their face. They come over and they go, where's 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:27.280 your Ethernet port? Okay, yellow cable in back of the 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.280 think in all right, log on? Create a password? Is 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.920 the is the website changed? Password? Bye? Bye, thanks to 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.760 have a nice day. What do you mean by install 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.920 the router? No? But are you your own grandma? No, 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:43.800 they're they're giving me a new router and new equipment 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:47.240 and new and new uh new box cable boxes right 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.720 which they just plug in? No this, yeah, they plug 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:52.800 them in. No, because I think that the bedroom has 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.600 a bigger problem. I think there's a I think there's 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.640 a coaxial issue there. I do, I do. Are you 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:00.600 still using co axile cables? What else am I to use? 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.000 Nobody uses coax cables anymore. What am I supposed to 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:08.000 plug it into? Well, my my Verizon FiOS boxes are 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:11.320 are wireless. They run off the Wi Fi. Wait, the 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:14.839 cable boxes are wireless. Yeah, my files Mini is wireless. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.840 All right? Where does it get its wall from the Internet, 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:23.480 from the router? From the router? Right? But wait, but 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.120 you need something going into the TV. Well, you need 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.800 coax coming out of the wall. Do you know I 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:33.280 have an Ethernet cable? Okay, an Ethernet cable, so you 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.760 can use the Ethernet m yep? Is that a better 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.640 quality than that coax? I don't know. It seems fine, 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:45.120 And I'm not renting my router. All right, I'm gonna 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.200 figure something out here. I'll tell you one better. I 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.520 don't know if I told this story yet. So when 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:54.880 we moved into the townhouse, the Wi Fi route, the 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:58.280 Wi Fi box wasn't getting the signal because they put 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:01.560 the the router in the garage, which is two levels 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.440 down real quick. So you have to get a repeater 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:07.440 so it repeats the signal and strengthens the signal. So 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.600 I called for Ese and they go, it's ninety dollars. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.320 What you it's ninety dollars. You could rent it for 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.480 fifteen a month whatever, whatever the scam is. Whatever it was. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.600 So I said, well, but it's not working. Your system 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:20.320 doesn't work here without the repeater. Well, we'll send a 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.080 tech out. I said, all right, So tech Coms goes, yeah, 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.520 you need a repeater here. You go, okay, thanks. Yeah, 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.280 so I'd have to pay the fee because the tech 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.880 was like, yeah, it's not working or is your repeater? Okay, 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.440 but if you have them on the phone for the repeater, 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:36.400 they want to charge you. It was maybe it's one 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.440 hundred ninety something like that. You gotta be smart, scary, 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:44.480 you gotta be smart. No one well know that you 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.080 have not. They're gonna get new cable boxes. We've already 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.280 established you don't watch any television of movies. So what's 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.120 the point of it just to watch Luke Pelman rape 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:58.720 them and sink kids? Oh god, it's the podcast. I 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.080 hate it when you put things into perspective that way. Well, 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.480 that's what you want to see, right, You want to 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.160 see J. C. Chase earning his spot and in sync 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.080 lance bass I don't even know what, I would just 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.920 calling these names out. We don't know. All this stuff 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.400 is alleged. We don't know what's going on. I was 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.680 alleged alleged, but watch the movie. Yeah, I mean it's alleged, 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:24.160 like you know, Lion's Main mushrooms allegedly allegedly. So, speaking 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:28.120 of which, our friend t White, the guy who bought 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:31.320 your thirty three million dollar sound system, Yeah, what about it? 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.360 He sent us both a picture of sixteen dollars and 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.400 ninety nine cent Lions main mushroom pills that he found 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.800 in the drug store. Oh nice, is he gonna take you? 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.920 Whuch did you pay for yours? I got mine from 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.000 from London, from overseas. Oh you had to get the 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:48.760 imported mushrooms? No, yeah, but no, but mine. I did 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:50.880 a Google search on them and I did, you know, 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:54.680 did vetted them through several I went to Reddit, I 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:56.880 spoke to you know a lot of people, and they 0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:01.360 recommended this specific version, this specific used these London memory pills. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:02.680 Are you driving on the wrong side of the road? 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.560 What are you doing? Yeah? How is it? Has it 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:08.000 affected you now? These four or five episodes later? How 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:11.120 you feeling? I feel great? How many days a week. 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:14.600 Do you remember to take them every day? I take them 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.879 every day. Yes. In fact, well you just reminded me 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:18.480 to take them for today. I haven't taken them yet, 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:20.680 but I know we got wall Wait wait, whoa, whoa, whoa? 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:23.800 Hold on a second, Hold on a second. You need 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:28.119 someone to remind you to take memory pills. They're not working? 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:32.440 But no, no, no, no, you misunderstanding where I'm coming from. 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:35.800 If you're forgetting to take your memory pills, they're not 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:41.560 working by definition. I put a reminder in my phone, 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:45.800 and my phone reminds me there what any memory pills 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:50.680 for your phone has does more than just memory? Yeah, 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:57.240 it cognitive repair. It prevents dementia and Alzheimer's maybe allegedly 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:01.320 it may or may not, we don't know. Hey, listen, 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.040 you're gonna go from laughing to crying in another second 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.160 because I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you something 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.960 right now. Okay, this is what happens. This is disgusting, 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.480 and we're gonna shout it out because we're we always 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:15.280 come back to pizza, don't we on this podcast. So 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.879 my boy Jetski Brian is hanging out with his girl 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:23.480 and they're on their way up Jukie, Susie. They're on there. 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:28.720 They're on their way up to Newport, Rhode Island. Oh 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:33.080 love Newport Road. So where would you, David Brody, logically 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:37.040 stop for lunch on your way driving up ninety five 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:40.800 to Newport, Rhode Island. I might stop in New Haven 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.240 for some second best pizza. Ding ding ding ding ding, 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:47.760 you would, right. So So they they left this morning 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:50.720 and they here. They aren't lunchtime. This was just sent 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:54.439 to me about a half hour ago. They ended up 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:56.480 at I told him to go to one of the 0:18:56.560 --> 0:19:01.800 three big ones, either Sally's Modern or Pie. So here 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:06.280 they are sitting in Modern Pizza Modern in New Haven, 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.399 which we know is some of this country's best pizza. 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:16.000 Chicken French fries. No, no, he's a purist. She's a vegetarian. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:22.680 Look what she did to this fucking pizza. I'm showing 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:25.920 the picture, the picture of she got three quarters of 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:28.760 the pizza. Well, he said half. They fucked them, So 0:19:28.880 --> 0:19:32.560 they fucked him. They gave him two slices. He's so 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:35.600 angry right now. He goes sky he goes, you send 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:38.240 me to Modern Pizza, he goes. It's like a pack 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:40.520 man of vegetables. He goes my side of the little 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:43.200 triangle because my side of my side of the pizza 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:48.359 is banging her side. And guys, you know, it's it's garden. 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.320 It's it's Brodie's worst nightmare, throwing up, threw up on 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:56.000 a pizza. It's got look, I'm zooming in. It's got broccoli, 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:00.440 it's got mushrooms, it's got olives, it's got onions, it's 0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:03.159 got peppers, it's got hold on. I may even have 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:06.359 some dill on there too. But the best part is 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:11.120 he orners half half and somehow somebody's not even close 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:15.000 to half. Dude, it's like three three quarters. It's a 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.560 showing that eighty five percent of people eat vegetables and 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:23.879 fifteen percent don't. Dude, Wow, you're a vegetarian. What the 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:25.680 fuck you have to add vegetables to it? You U 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:29.000 still eat cheese and sauce and dough. What the hell 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:33.000 you don't do that? You don't ruin a masterpiece. I 0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:35.840 said you need a do over, buddy. You can't sit 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:40.440 there at modern pizza eating stuff with a garden on it. Now, listen, 0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:43.480 I'm a vegetable. He got two slices at best, right there. 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:46.840 I'm a vegetable guy. I love vegeta going back, you know, 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:48.480 if that's me, it's going back, of course it is. 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.520 But I'm a you know, I would love I love vegetables, 0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:53.560 but I like vegetables by themselves. I don't want to 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:58.000 awe my fucking pizza. Vegetables have no place on pizza. Well, 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:01.280 my wife will sometimes order a mushroom peezza or half mushroom, 0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:03.639 but then I have to like make sure that the 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:06.600 mushrooms stay on her half. Maybe our pizza if I 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:09.520 were no never, but if our pizza came back three 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:12.600 quarters mushroom and two slices like that, it's going back. 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:15.719 Or they're bringing me a plane one well probably with sausage. 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:19.600 They're bringing me a pizza for me. And by the way, 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:25.560 I had a free pizza last night. How'd you get that? Well? So, uh, 0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:30.719 I moved from one town to another town. Right when 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:35.440 we sold our house, we moved. So the town in 0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:39.359 between my old town and my new town has a 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:42.880 pizza place and we get a packet back in May. 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:46.840 That says, so, welcome to the neighborhood. Packet. So, like, 0:21:47.200 --> 0:21:49.760 here's some coupons for your new dry cleaner. Here's some 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.400 coupons for your new dentist. In other words, in case 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:55.560 you moved from another state or really far away, welcome 0:21:55.640 --> 0:21:59.160 to the area. Here's you know, a discount on Indian food. 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:00.959 Like they want you to. They want to become their 0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:04.879