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Speaker 1: Right now. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got for us? We're going to go

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Speaker 2: to uh deep in the archives? Paper clips? Paper clips

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Speaker 2: sound pretty simple? Watch me work though, Watch me work now,

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Speaker 2: cat dog, give you would paper clips.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach for vernic. Good? Is I have Ironica?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Philip. I'm from CORP.

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Speaker 1: How you doing?

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Speaker 3: Im good? Thank you? How can I help you today?

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Speaker 1: You were with the company here? See you just left

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Speaker 1: about what six months ago?

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Speaker 3: That's correct?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And you left with a severance? Am I right?

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Speaker 3: That's right?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 4: Who'm I speaking with?

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Speaker 1: Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm actually calling on

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Speaker 1: some security questions and wanted to reach out to you.

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Speaker 1: Now you you own your own travel agency, now that's correct, okay.

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Speaker 1: Now you actually left with the severance when you when

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Speaker 1: you left the company? Is that right?

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Speaker 4: That's right?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And how long were you actually with?

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Speaker 3: I was there for eight years?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Who again? My name is Philip. I'm with

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Speaker 1: security And what can I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: we got we have you. You started this business? Now?

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Speaker 1: Did you started before you left, Philip.

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Speaker 3: I started this business after I left there.

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Speaker 1: You started it after you left there, that's correct, one month,

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Speaker 1: one month after you left there. Okay. So the reason

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Speaker 1: why I'm giving you a call, and I've been you know,

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Speaker 1: we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.

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Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands

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Speaker 1: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and

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Speaker 1: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting

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Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of

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Speaker 1: this this office. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Let me let me get this right, phil You are

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Speaker 3: calling my place of business after me if I use

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Speaker 3: paper clips and paper, I have customers in my establishment

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Speaker 3: right now. I can't talk to you about this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry for calling

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Speaker 1: your place to business, but I want to say this.

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Speaker 1: We're we're at the of the point of actually picking

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Speaker 1: you up behind items that have been taken from the company.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to call and see if we could

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Speaker 1: get it taken care of over the phone. Now you

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Speaker 1: gotta go, then I'm gonna have to actually come out

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Speaker 1: to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not

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Speaker 1: to do you know what?

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Speaker 3: Hold on one second, you hold that on?

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Speaker 4: Who is this on my phone talking about through damn

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Speaker 4: paper clips? I have been going from there for six

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Speaker 4: months and you calling me now by some paper and.

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Speaker 1: Some what paper clips? Man? We're missing at least five

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Speaker 1: thousand paper clips.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you what you can do.

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Speaker 1: Miss.

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Speaker 4: I have been out of that company for six months.

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Speaker 4: I worked for y'all for eight years, and you all

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Speaker 4: let me go. I didn't take anything from you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever used any paper or any paper

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Speaker 1: clips outside of have you done that?

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Speaker 4: Of course I use paper every day I run a business.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but you're using I paper for your own personal business.

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Speaker 1: You're travel agent or whatever it is that you have.

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Speaker 1: You're using office supplies that right there is against the laws.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damned

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Speaker 4: paper clips.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've

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Speaker 1: given you a severanth play and from my understanding, it's

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Speaker 1: been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: filing charges and taking you to court over these paper

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Speaker 1: clips and paper.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what you can do. The five

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Speaker 4: thousand paper clips I want paper clip them together and

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Speaker 4: hang you off for by your I ain't steal.

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Speaker 3: No damn paper clips.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna call me six months late to talk about

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Speaker 4: some paper and paper clips?

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Speaker 1: Ma'am. I don't want to go back fill up. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is some fill up. So are you wanting to

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Speaker 1: return all the merchandise because it looks like I didn't

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Speaker 1: take no merchandise.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I work

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Speaker 4: for you for eight years, talking about it.

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Speaker 1: For eight years. You stole paper, paper clips, you stole

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Speaker 1: off of supplies, scissors, masking tape, you have taken markers, pens.

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Speaker 1: We got it down for No what.

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Speaker 4: Video taps you got?

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Speaker 1: Philip?

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Speaker 4: I ain't steel nothing from y'all. I was employee of

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Speaker 4: the year. You all gave me a seven packes. How

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Speaker 4: dare you call me six months later? You can take

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Speaker 4: ten paper clips and shove them up your behind?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me?

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Speaker 4: Are we done here?

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Speaker 1: No? We're not done here.

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Speaker 4: So take your video tape and your paper clips and

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Speaker 4: your scissors, and you know what to do with them.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I don't. Man. Now listen, what we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to do is you're gonna get served right there

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Speaker 1: at your travel agency. Where are you locating? Juse me?

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you my address because you come over here.

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Speaker 4: I got some scissors for your fillup.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for this.

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Speaker 4: You want my address, you can come on over here.

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Speaker 4: Look it up Google.

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Speaker 1: Men, we want our paper clips back.

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Speaker 4: You holte me come get them then, matter of fact,

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Speaker 4: give me your address, Philip.

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Speaker 3: I'll bring them to you.

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Speaker 4: Steal thow damn paper clips. I'm a Christian woman, and

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Speaker 4: you got me on this phone cussing and fighting with you.

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Speaker 4: I'm not faking to a little paper clips. What's your address, Silk.

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Speaker 1: We're lissing over five thousand paper clips and we need those.

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Speaker 4: Now, what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper

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Speaker 4: and paper clips to you.

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Speaker 1: How about that? So you are you are guilty of

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Speaker 1: using the paper aren't you?

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Speaker 4: We all used paper Fillip.

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Speaker 1: I don't kill, which means guess what. It's against the law,

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Speaker 1: which means you have something. If you have taken one

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Speaker 1: paper clip, it's against the law. And we all.

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Speaker 4: You got pins in your car? Feeling Better Corporation, I

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Speaker 4: bet you do.

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Speaker 1: I work for the company.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to run a business, So you feeling too

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Speaker 4: give me your voice as number. You're calling my damn

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Speaker 4: phone talking about some pens and paper clips. You lots

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Speaker 4: your line. Give me your address. I'll bring the pens

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Speaker 4: and paper clips.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to you taking so many pins and

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Speaker 1: so many paper clips thousands of runs.

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Speaker 4: Run a business. Don't call my phone with it.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about some.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this to you now. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: ahead and order come over. I'm ordering the police to

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Speaker 1: come and pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get the problem taking care of about the phone.

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Speaker 4: The police and you come with him. Come get it.

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Speaker 4: I got something for your when you get here and

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Speaker 4: bring them. You're calling me about some paper and paper cliffs.

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Speaker 4: I've been going from there for six months.

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Speaker 1: You clean samn. You have stolen paper clips from the company,

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Speaker 1: and we want our paper clips back.

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Speaker 4: Bring yo over here. You want to get some damn

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Speaker 4: paper cliffs, And I'm gonna call my ben so he

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Speaker 4: can kick yo over here if you want to. You

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Speaker 4: want to address, you want to address up. Come on,

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Speaker 4: I'm a professional, I'm trying to run a business. I

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Speaker 4: gotta walk away from my customers and give with some

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Speaker 4: buy some pens and paper.

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Speaker 1: And paper clips, because you stole over five thousand paper

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Speaker 1: your feet. And you also you better be ready because

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Speaker 1: you stole some stuff for Tommy and he's been over

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Speaker 1: here about it too.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, wait something.

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Speaker 1: Tommy says, you're stolen a bunch of here stuff.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I don't know nobody made dad.

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Speaker 1: You don't know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You don't know him. What's your name? I say, do

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Speaker 1: you know nephew? Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you know him?

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Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Dorothea got me the brank. Paul called you.

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Speaker 4: Oo, I'm gonna kick cut. I'm going to get her

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Speaker 4: right now. I'm gonna kickut.

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Speaker 1: Come down.

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Speaker 4: You made me step in the back room on you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, let me ask you something, baby, what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the last.

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Speaker 4: Steve Irby Morning Show is on?

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Speaker 1: That's it right there?

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Speaker 2: That that that that that that's it right there. That's stupiditive.

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Speaker 1: That is greatest right there? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Paper clips, paper clips?

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: December twenty eighth, The Nephew is coming to Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: It is called the New Year's Comedy Jam, even though

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Speaker 2: it is December twenty eight. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: We got Lance Woods, Red Grant, Tony Roberts, Bruce Bruce,

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Speaker 2: lou Neell, hosted by Yours truly Nephew time and tickets

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Speaker 2: on sale at all Ticketmaster out. That's the Dog Constitution Hall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right now, thank you,