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Speaker 1: Here everyone. I'm mis Shelby Toe.

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Speaker 2: And I'm Jordan Carlos, and we're super excited to welcome

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Speaker 2: you to Adulting from wn WeSC Studios, the podcast where

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Speaker 2: we learn how to be adults together.

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Speaker 3: Jordan and I have been friends for a long time

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Speaker 3: and we've been through a lot. I mean, we own property, respectively,

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Speaker 3: we have kids, we have nappy hair.

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Speaker 1: We have to get it done.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We recorded this show at Union Hall in Brooklyn and

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Speaker 2: it was so much fun.

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Speaker 5: Naomi Perigan was there.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love her so much. He has

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Speaker 3: bangs of brown titties and full of stories.

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Speaker 6: Your words, why sinek.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Also brown titties, great beard?

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Speaker 5: Am I right again?

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Speaker 6: Your words?

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Speaker 1: Who else did we have?

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Speaker 7: Jordan's Phoebe Robinson?

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Speaker 3: Yes, we just saw Phoebe and she had a turbinon

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Speaker 3: and a kimono on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: On a Wednesday, and she pulled it off.

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Speaker 3: Plus we get maybe the most adult adulting question ever.

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Speaker 8: So stay tuned and let's all grow the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: To Geather, I felt a bit pitchy.

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Speaker 1: The young bitches up in here. Make some noise. If

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Speaker 1: you are under thirty, makes.

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Speaker 6: A noise if you could pass for under thirty.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 3: That's Yeah, make some noise if you like me, you

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Speaker 3: in your forties and you doing it, motherfucking.

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Speaker 9: If you're standing, make some noise if you're kind of

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Speaker 9: worried about your knees right now?

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Speaker 10: Are you worried about your.

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Speaker 3: Knees like something, I'm gonna be forty two in July.

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Speaker 3: Knees and good edges is what it's about.

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Speaker 11: I know.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, welcome to adulting. I'm mis Shelby told. This is

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Speaker 3: Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 1: Give it up thirty.

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Speaker 7: Make some noise.

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Speaker 1: If you've been to the show before.

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Speaker 6: We got first timers in the crowd, makes.

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Speaker 7: Of your first timers.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, basically, Georgia and I came up with the

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Speaker 3: show like what a little over a year ago and

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Speaker 3: we were like, fuck, he's got kids to take care of.

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Speaker 3: I have you know back that a husband bills? You

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Speaker 3: get it, dogs, I got more than two toilets. I

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Speaker 3: got ship to do.

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Speaker 1: And we're like, adulting is hard, but we can't afford therapy.

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Speaker 1: So now we have group therapy.

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Speaker 5: You guys have all you guys.

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Speaker 6: We have, We're like getting through it. What do you

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Speaker 6: think y'all. Huh who shower today?

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Speaker 5: Everybody that.

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Speaker 9: I know, some of you are lying like another true,

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Speaker 9: like we live in.

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Speaker 1: A country with as good water you need to shower.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and New York has the best water. We have

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Speaker 6: the best water.

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Speaker 5: What are you trump?

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Speaker 1: Right now? We got the best.

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Speaker 6: One, the best water, the best water.

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Speaker 3: It's the best, second to none other waters, loser water.

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Speaker 5: I thought we have really good water.

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Speaker 6: I think it came from like a crater lake upstate

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Speaker 6: or something like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's thank you so much.

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Speaker 6: Did anybody come here with like a friend group at all?

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Speaker 6: See what I'm fucking talking about. That's right, we're coordinating.

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Speaker 5: We're adults.

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Speaker 6: We're doing this. You know.

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Speaker 3: The thing about the friend group is because I was

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Speaker 3: I don't know who is the organizer and the friend group,

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Speaker 3: but I was always the organizer, as you can tell

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Speaker 3: being friends with me, I'm like, this is what we

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Speaker 3: should wear if we're gonna go out, just as like

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Speaker 3: like a color palette, just pick her colors.

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Speaker 6: She made me wear this color.

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Speaker 5: No I didn't.

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Speaker 3: But you actually look good today?

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Speaker 5: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 6: No, you don't understand a lot of your first times.

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Speaker 9: She's always like just dunking on me and going.

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Speaker 3: He's a very attractive guy, right, and he's smart. He

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Speaker 3: like reads whatever you read. But he's you know, he

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Speaker 3: looks like a guy that works at uniclo where the

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Speaker 3: pants are like too tight, Like he's still holding on

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Speaker 3: like Friday night lights.

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Speaker 1: Like he peaked in high school and you got hold

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Speaker 1: on the.

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Speaker 10: Look o.

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Speaker 1: Ya, look that's adulting one on one, bitch.

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Speaker 9: Don't like to I did not peak in high school.

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Speaker 6: I peaked sophomore summer of college.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's I'm sorry, I get it right, Oh, for

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Speaker 1: fo sake.

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Speaker 3: But getting back to the friend group, yeah, I was

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Speaker 3: that person that would organize the ship. And you know what,

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Speaker 3: the person that organizes the ship always ends up paying

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Speaker 3: for stuff. People are like, I'll pay you back, and

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Speaker 3: they fucking don't.

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Speaker 1: Who said who paid for the tickets tonight?

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Speaker 3: One person paid for the ticket.

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Speaker 10: You look like the.

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Speaker 3: Organized I already put him out there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to put you out there. I was like,

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Speaker 1: you got organized written all.

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Speaker 5: The minute.

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Speaker 1: You sit on a dick or whatever the fuck that

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Speaker 1: you like a fucking done. You don't know what to

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Speaker 1: do with yourself.

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Speaker 12: She's gonna be busy, is that too much.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes people tell me I'm too much?

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Speaker 7: Is that too much?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 9: No, like whatever, how are you? It feels like you've

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Speaker 9: wandered into this place. She's like, I was trying to

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Speaker 9: find the bathroom.

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Speaker 6: But this is sad. This is good. You got lost.

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Speaker 1: You got lost. Now you sound girl?

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Speaker 6: I love your accent. Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: Yes, twenty two hours to come to the show.

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Speaker 12: Twenty two hours. Fuck, we're gonna disappoint bitch. You gotta

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Speaker 12: go back to Australia. Hang out with that kangaroo. Honey,

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Speaker 12: this is not that, but thank you. Do you want

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Speaker 12: to see?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 7: No, I'm fine?

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Speaker 6: Are you sure? Okay?

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Speaker 10: I know.

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Speaker 1: Look, we're like very polite people on the subway.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, what's your what's your code of ethics on the subway?

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Speaker 3: I mean, oh, you know what I'm not. I'm that person.

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Speaker 3: You're probably that person too. If I see somebody with

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Speaker 3: a kid, I'm like, you want to see. But if

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Speaker 3: it's someone with like more than two kids, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: that's your bet.

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Speaker 5: More than one?

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Speaker 3: My body sty little, Oh my god, I'm the guy

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Speaker 3: get uber.

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Speaker 6: I'm terrible.

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Speaker 9: I do that thing where I give up the seat,

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Speaker 9: but I make like a big show of it. Do

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Speaker 9: you want to see? Do you want?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: You got to show people grain you know.

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Speaker 5: That's yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't feel like old men should get up.

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Speaker 9: Old men shouldn't get and uh, you know what, Actually

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Speaker 9: I had an old man on a really hot day

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Speaker 9: on the L train.

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Speaker 5: You where is the story?

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Speaker 6: That's it?

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Speaker 9: And that's between me and that old man. And you know,

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Speaker 9: he was give me his hands. No, he was like,

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Speaker 9: so all right, I don't think this is getting weird,

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Speaker 9: but he was so tired, and he actually just leaned

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Speaker 9: then this person was like made a weird face, like

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Speaker 9: what the fuck?

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Speaker 6: And so it was just a weird day.

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Speaker 9: So I thought i'd out weird that person and I

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Speaker 9: was like yeah.

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Speaker 6: The person then moved out of New York.

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Speaker 11: I can't.

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Speaker 6: I can't deal with this.

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Speaker 1: I could not do you know what?

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Speaker 14: I mean?

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Speaker 3: Who's who's in a very serious committed relationship in here?

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Speaker 1: You guys are not sure about that.

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Speaker 9: At all?

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Speaker 1: Either that or you're like fucking around.

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Speaker 6: Who People are? People are committed, but people are people

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Speaker 6: are people. This is ka. People are open, you know,

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Speaker 6: like people are like open to what.

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Speaker 1: Run open to.

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Speaker 6: Why to new sex parts and toilet parts? You know

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Speaker 6: people live?

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Speaker 1: Are you talking?

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Speaker 5: I'm not.

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Speaker 7: I was just I was.

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Speaker 9: I was. I was at this gathering of mothers and

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Speaker 9: this is gonna sound weird. It's gathering of mothers Rose.

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Speaker 9: It was like Rose and kids.

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Speaker 6: And were you there?

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Speaker 1: They were sounds like dream.

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Speaker 9: And they were they were talking about like they were

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Speaker 9: talking about like being open and like.

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Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean like open relationships.

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Speaker 9: I'm talking about swamping, I'm talking about fucking, I'm talking

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Speaker 9: about you know.

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Speaker 1: You know what's funny I have.

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Speaker 3: I've never met so many people in an open relationships

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Speaker 3: since I've been married. And I'm just like, it's so

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Speaker 3: gross that no one's invited me.

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Speaker 7: I'm just.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go.

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Speaker 3: Because you know, I'm very ocy. I'm like, I have

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Speaker 3: to concentrate on one thing. But and I'm also like

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Speaker 3: very jealous. I'm like a five year old, like with

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Speaker 3: a temp of chain. I'm like, don't look at my

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Speaker 3: husband's did like that would be me. But I feel

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Speaker 3: like I'm also such a good host. I would be like,

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Speaker 3: how are you feeling?

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Speaker 7: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like I would I would bring chilled Rose.

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Speaker 3: I cannot stand it when people show up with a

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Speaker 3: warm bottle of fucking wine, like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, especially especially.

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Speaker 15: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, I don't know, I kind of want

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Speaker 3: to like go see sex party because I feel like

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Speaker 3: it'd be like a buffet, like really amazing from Afar,

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Speaker 3: but just like fruit flies up close.

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Speaker 5: And make some noise.

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Speaker 3: If you've ever been in a threesome, make some noise.

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Speaker 3: If you liked one person more than the other in

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Speaker 3: the threesome, make some noise.

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Speaker 1: If you've been to a sex party.

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Speaker 6: This is my crowd.

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Speaker 9: I love you who are scared of life?

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Speaker 5: I love you. I love you. You're so risk averse.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, you're just if you could wear a

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Speaker 9: condom around, you would just.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you don't have health insurance, don't go to

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Speaker 3: a sex party. Yeah that's all I'm saying, do a

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Speaker 3: sex party in Canada. So anyway, very excited to bring

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Speaker 3: her first guest to the fucking show.

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Speaker 1: She's fucking amazing.

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Speaker 3: She's been on a lot of ship and you know her,

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Speaker 1: My favorite pair of brown titties, please give it up.

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Speaker 6: For Naomi again?

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Speaker 9: Yes huh And I'm tired doing that.

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Speaker 1: Cardio bitches, cardio.

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Speaker 14: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for coming, Yeah, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: I just learned a lot about your lifestyle.

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Speaker 5: Crazy.

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Speaker 6: It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's not all uniglow fucking khaki pants.

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Speaker 10: This is not we live.

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Speaker 6: We live.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's right. Have you ever been invited to a

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 5: I have not. You know, I'm a germ of folk,

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Speaker 6: I don't want the invite.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, don't even give me the invite.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can make it clear.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you a very personal question? How old

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Speaker 5: I was nineteen year?

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Speaker 7: Everybody is picking sophomore year.

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Speaker 10: What happened?

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Speaker 3: Yes, you got to handle on the classes and you're like,

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Speaker 4: To lose it to again germophobe. So after not let's

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Speaker 7: This is awesome.

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Speaker 5: There is confusion. How did I get here? Are we showering?

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Speaker 7: And so and then like one day but I definitely

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Speaker 4: And then it was the most painful thing I had

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Speaker 1: No, did you watch porn? You were like, this is

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Speaker 7: No I had.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I was, I know where it goes,

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Speaker 7: I'm not giving you a choreography.

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Speaker 5: I don't have a move. I haven't thought about it.

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Speaker 6: I just did you. Was it important that you sleep together?

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Speaker 6: I remember a.

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Speaker 1: Most definitely What do you mean sleep together?

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Speaker 7: Mean you like spend the night and have like yeah,

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Speaker 11: Daddy issues a walking out that no, good night, you.

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Speaker 5: Stay over and make me omelet.

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Speaker 3: You do need a protein snack after you've just given

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Speaker 7: Can we just talk about the daddy.

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Speaker 11: Then sure they're already nervous.

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Speaker 4: Let's make sure none of my are any of my

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Speaker 3: I've been to a show where someone is just like,

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Speaker 3: I'm your cousin. She's like, never met, Sit down, we'll

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Speaker 3: talk after the show. Can you tell me about your

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Speaker 5: Well, pretty much because I don't know him.

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't have a lot of details.

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Speaker 6: Wow, that was like playing mind sweet, we just.

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Speaker 10: Talk about that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know a little bit, like literally, I mean,

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Speaker 4: he's he's alive, he's not far, he's in Westchester.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, but I don't know her, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, Okay, do you want to know her?

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Speaker 7: Honestly, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Right now, I'll tell you the truth because I realized,

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Speaker 4: like I'm not someone who has who's not petty. I'm petty,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Petty Lavelle Pendergraw.

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Speaker 5: Petty Maynaise.

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Speaker 10: I have one.

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Speaker 6: Actually I don't, but.

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Speaker 1: No, you're Patty.

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Speaker 7: Look or just rather like I haven't.

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Speaker 4: I think you know, if you're gonna let somebody in

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Speaker 7: The past mistakes. And that is not I'm still mad,

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Speaker 4: My thing is I think he's like, because we've tried

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Speaker 4: and he goes he's like, he's like, oh, it's it's

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Speaker 4: gotta admit. It's cool to see my name in a magazine.

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Speaker 4: And that was like how I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: have you.

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Speaker 1: Ever thought about changing your name?

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Speaker 4: Well, if I do ever come to make my betrothal

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Speaker 5: If I ever get.

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Speaker 4: Married, I ever get married, yeah, like, if we find

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Speaker 4: I mean, there is someone there. But I'm saying, if

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Speaker 4: we pull the trigger, you know what I mean, if

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Speaker 4: we get that fucking rustic barn, give everybody chicken breast.

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Speaker 1: Get those apple pies, play white candle, white boat, white

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 4: I'll put a hydrangea in a Mason dry, I'm busting.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you on.

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Speaker 6: Wow the whole You forgot the twinkling lights though lights.

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Speaker 1: Look, I don't have a lot of time with you.

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Speaker 1: How long have you been engaged?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna call me?

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Speaker 7: You made me say it in front of these people.

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Speaker 11: Six years. This is a real communal this is now

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Speaker 11: black church. Everybody though, why I don't think?

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Speaker 4: I don't And I think part of why I put

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Speaker 5: Make the relationship better.

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Speaker 3: But a wedding, a marriage is a lifetime. It's not

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Speaker 5: That's all.

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Speaker 4: I just like, and I know I want to do

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Speaker 4: that thing, so I have so part of me is

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Speaker 4: like I don't need to just like go to city

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Speaker 4: Hall just to somethings like more like, when we have

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Speaker 4: the thing. It will be a nice time and we'll

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Speaker 4: have some pretty pictures.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 3: I love doing it, you know on your own accord?

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Speaker 3: Is that what the kids say?

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Speaker 6: That's right?

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Speaker 9: I don't think children say we're doing this on a quarter.

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Speaker 1: What by wedding? My parents pay for it.

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Speaker 3: And I just really wanted the money, right, and I

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Speaker 4: Well, see that's saying if you pay, you get a

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Speaker 4: say I'm Jesse Jackson.

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Speaker 5: But like if you pay, you can say And it's

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Speaker 5: like I don't want you. I don't want you to.

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Speaker 7: I don't want your to ss in it, you know

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Speaker 4: I feel like you know, Jubu's family, they want to

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Speaker 5: It's gotta be a whole thing.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 7: And I'm like, nah, I can't do.

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Speaker 3: That whole Okay, So well, exwain being who you are right,

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Speaker 3: being who you are, the German phobus and that the

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Speaker 3: somebody you love, you do it on your own term.

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Speaker 3: What have you learned? Like, what is your biggest lesson

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Speaker 3: happened to you?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 4: What I have now in twenty seconds, what I have

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Speaker 5: Wow what undeble?

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Speaker 13: Okay, welcome back to adulting, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Some question for us about adulton. We've been to answer them.

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Speaker 6: Shorty, Okay, let me dig in here, Okay, call her?

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Speaker 7: What's your name?

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Speaker 1: Or are you calling from mom?

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Speaker 3: How do you maintain a friendship with two of your

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Speaker 6: You gotta choose one, you lose one. You gotta choose one,

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Speaker 6: or you lose them both.

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Speaker 1: I'm confused.

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Speaker 9: Okay, so she was friends or he was friends with

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Speaker 9: two people that were in a relationship, right, and they

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Speaker 9: broke up? And so who are you gonna which side

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Speaker 9: you're gonna which team?

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Speaker 6: Are you gonna know? Allegiances?

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Speaker 9: Are you?

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Speaker 6: Are you in the house get off? Are you in

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Speaker 6: the house? Are you in the house of star? What

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Speaker 6: the fuck are you gonna do? Nor remembers?

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Speaker 10: You can't ride two horses with one ass.

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: You have to make a motherfucking I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you need to make a choice. You know,

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Speaker 3: it's like divorce kids. You have two Christmases. But I

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I like this good?

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Speaker 6: How does one control one's drug use?

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Speaker 9: Fucking nineteenth century, Lewis Carroll, motherfucker and hare, how.

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Speaker 10: Come true?

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Speaker 5: The amount of lawn them? One shall take him.

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Speaker 9: Buckle cho, motherfucker fucking three point hands.

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Speaker 5: And your name is him? Beniza puts your hands out?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Tam put your hands out?

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Speaker 5: How dip funny?

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Speaker 3: That was amazing, amazing, very exciting to bring our next

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Speaker 3: guest out.

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Speaker 7: He's done a lot of stuff, done a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 3: He's got a show on HBO, He's been on The

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Speaker 3: Daily Show, been on the Daily Show.

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Speaker 1: He's doing a lot of other ship.

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Speaker 6: Got a great beard, got a great beard.

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Speaker 10: Beer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, used to work with him.

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Speaker 5: Yep, that's right, man on night trained back in the day.

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Speaker 6: I think y'all know who we're talking about. Please for what.

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Speaker 5: Look at the bear thing than you?

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Speaker 9: Why?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 3: When was the first time you felt like a real adult?

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Speaker 10: I don't know. Do you ever feel like a real adult?

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Speaker 3: That's what we're trying to find out, all right.

462
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Speaker 14: I definitely think there are moments where I think like, Okay,

463
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Speaker 14: I remember like the first time I went and bought

464
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Speaker 14: a car, and I thought like, oh, this feels like

465
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Speaker 14: a very adult thing. And then I remember when I

466
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 14: decided to go upside down on that car and trade

467
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Speaker 14: it in. I was still paying it off for another car,

468
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 14: and I was like, this doesn't feel.

469
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Speaker 10: Very adult at all. And then I remember when.

470
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Speaker 14: I had to voluntarily turn that car in for a repo,

471
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 14: and I was like, yeah, this really doesn't feel adult.

472
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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I start.

473
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Speaker 1: Off being through it.

474
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

475
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Speaker 1: Have you ever had a roommate that was cheerable?

476
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Speaker 2: Uh?

477
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Speaker 14: Not really, because I didn't really have that many roommates.

478
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Speaker 14: Like when I got to LA, I had a roommate,

479
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 14: and then I got King of the Hill, and so

480
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 14: then I started making money where I was like, oh,

481
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Speaker 14: I don't have to live with another person, like this

482
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Speaker 14: is a choice now, and so then I moved out

483
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Speaker 14: and then was like on my own. And I was

484
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Speaker 14: probably like twenty five twenty six at that point, and

485
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Speaker 14: so once I then got like a taste of that,

486
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Speaker 14: even after I left King of the Hill, like I

487
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 14: was still like, now I'm gonna still figure out how

488
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Speaker 14: to do this shit on my own, and then with

489
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 14: just downsides to like smaller and cheaper apartments so I

490
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Speaker 14: could keep it going. And then when the car got

491
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,919
Speaker 14: repold the apartment, I also got evicted, so then I

492
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Speaker 14: got a roommate.

493
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Speaker 10: Well because once I left.

494
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Speaker 14: So I've worked at King of the Hill for like

495
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Speaker 14: four and a half five seasons, and then once I left,

496
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 14: I didn't really like people were like, you'll be fine,

497
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 14: Like you'll they'll be like people will want to like

498
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Speaker 14: hire you for everything, like you're a young black guy

499
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Speaker 14: in his twenties who rode on a Fox animated show,

500
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 14: you should be great. And then for like five six

501
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 14: years it was just like I'm just living off my

502
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 14: savings and my credit cards.

503
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Speaker 6: Wow.

504
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Speaker 14: So yeah, So by the time, like by the time

505
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Speaker 14: I got the Daily Show, my car had been repossessed,

506
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 14: I had lost my apartment. I'd moved in with a

507
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Speaker 14: friend of mine.

508
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Speaker 1: Who did your wife leave you? This is so crazy.

509
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: Did the dog just like be like you gotta go?

510
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 10: The dog was, yeah, dog was like I'm out.

511
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 6: The dog was the first three.

512
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Speaker 10: Yeah, the dog.

513
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Speaker 14: The dog smelled it, you know, you know, I say,

514
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 14: like dogs can smell like cancer. Like the dog was like,

515
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 14: you don't, you don't smell like good credit.

516
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Speaker 9: Were there moments when you just wanted to like totally

517
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 9: just throw in the towel and.

518
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Speaker 14: Oh fuck yeah, Like at that point it was like, yeah,

519
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 14: I'd lost my apartment, lost my car, I didn't have

520
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 14: anywhere to go, and so I was just like, I

521
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,719
Speaker 14: don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. Like it

522
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 14: wasn't like going home was not an option for me.

523
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 14: It was just like, oh, okay, I like sink.

524
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: Or swim, Yeah, sink or swim.

525
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 14: And so I was so my friend took me in

526
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 14: and I was just like, I don't know what the

527
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 14: fuck I'm gonna do. I don't like have a car,

528
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 14: I don't have like she was floating me for a

529
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 14: little while, and then I think I was living with

530
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 14: her for about three months. I got an audition for

531
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Speaker 14: the Daily Show, which I'd auditioned for like five times,

532
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 14: like every year they would have auditions.

533
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Speaker 4: You know.

534
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Speaker 1: I auditioned a and then my knees hurt from all

535
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: the tap dancing.

536
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 10: You got me with that shit? Well no, but so

537
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 10: here's the thing with the auditions.

538
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 14: I remember they would have the auditions, and before the

539
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 14: time I got it, the auditions would be these things

540
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 14: where it would be at some spot and every hour

541
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 14: would be a different ethnic group that would come in

542
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 14: to read. And then like the black people would come

543
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 14: in and it was just like all a bunch of

544
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 14: black dudes doing Steven impressions. And so the year that

545
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 14: I got it was the first year that they said, like,

546
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 14: write your own audition, and so then my audition, it

547
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 14: was the first thing I ever did on the show,

548
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 14: and it was just me basically being like I don't

549
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 14: give a shit about like the Democratic primaries.

550
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Speaker 10: I'd rather watch Lost. But I remember I took the.

551
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 14: Bus to my audition and I went in, I did it,

552
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 14: and I had no idea.

553
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 10: I was like, this shit isn't gonna work out.

554
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 3: See happens when people let you find your own voice

555
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 3: and do your own thing and they're not trying to

556
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 3: put a circle on the fucking square.

557
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: That's what happens.

558
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 3: Like we flourish, we do things, we have a voice,

559
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 3: we bookshit, we make money. It's like I done that

560
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: cardio like in three weeks.

561
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: So when I have feelings at.

562
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 3: When it comes to dating, what do you think is

563
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 3: an adult way to approach a date with a woman?

564
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 10: Go on?

565
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 14: Like when I was like when I was in high school,

566
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 14: it was Okay, you're gonna go on a date, and

567
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 14: then it was almost like a date had to be

568
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 14: like this present like she had to be like, surprise me.

569
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 14: I don't know what fuck we're doing, but it better

570
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 14: be good. And it was like all this pressure where

571
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 14: it's like I just have to figure out what you're thinking,

572
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 14: Like what clues have you dropped that I got a

573
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 14: piece of shit together?

574
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: You don't like that?

575
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 14: No, Like to me, I feel like I feel like

576
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 14: you could do that with this, Like in a relationship,

577
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 14: you could, like that's what like surprises for. But like

578
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 14: if y'all are just trying to get to know each other,

579
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 14: it's like just be straight up with one another, like don't.

580
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 14: I feel like don't. Then all of a sudden find

581
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 14: yourself sitting in front of a giant plate of Unie

582
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 14: and you're like, I don't eat Nie, and like you

583
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 14: should have known that about me.

584
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 10: It's like, I.

585
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 14: Don't even know your last name. I don't like Unie either.

586
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 14: I just thought you wanted to be impressed.

587
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: You know, fair enough? When you said oonie, it kind

588
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: of triggered like a bowel movement for me.

589
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 5: So that's why I don't like it either.

590
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 14: Oonie looks like what earning from Sesame Street with shiit.

591
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 6: I just vividly in my head all right, so.

592
00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 5: He don't go in there. We canna go in there?

593
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 15: Why why I say that one more time?

594
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: Welcome black to a don't everyone.

595
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 7: You should know it.

596
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: I am beyond excited to bring our next guest to

597
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 3: the stage.

598
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: I love her. She's amazing. I've known her for a

599
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: long time and she is just so.

600
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 3: Big and bright and she you doing all the things

601
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 3: and I'm so glad she came here.

602
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: To do this thing. Please give it up for opera, Bhabe.

603
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 5: Robinson, Thanks, thanks, motherfucking thinks. Wow wow wow.

604
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: First of all, I feel like nobody does adulting more

605
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 3: than you.

606
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm like an old lady. I love it.

607
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, but you your old lady like work

608
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 3: ethic is like this is the first lady that did.

609
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: This in like nineteen fifty two, you know what I mean? Yeah,

610
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: Like you don't say were you like that when you

611
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: were little too?

612
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was kind of a slacker, a little lazy,

613
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 3: And I think I sort of turn it around when

614
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 3: I went to college and I got to stay the

615
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 3: classes I want to study, and then I was just

616
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Speaker 3: like all in, yeah.

617
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Speaker 5: Yeah that's it.

618
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's specific.

619
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Speaker 9: Was there that was there like a watershed moment when

620
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 9: you're like I got to like leveled off and when

621
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 9: you got to college, that's when you you you felt

622
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 9: the competition and were like I'm.

623
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Speaker 10: Gonna do it.

624
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 3: It's just more like I wanted to study writing and

625
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 3: that's like that's what I got to do.

626
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: And I did.

627
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 3: You write little poems about boys and like flowers and

628
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: bush I wrote.

629
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 7: Like really just really shit.

630
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know.

631
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 3: You're like nineteen, like you don't really have like life experience,

632
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: so you like write about being like sitting alone in

633
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: a diner because you just did that last week. You're

634
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: like that's fully not interesting to anyone.

635
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: You're just like the coffee and the mug and you're like,

636
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: I'm out. But like that's like what you just describe.

637
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: All of Lilith's there come in diners were like the

638
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 3: I mean four teenagers and old people.

639
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: You're a diner in your forties, Like something's wrong. No,

640
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: I love it.

641
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 8: I love it.

642
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 3: Like the service is always not right, it's fast, it's

643
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 3: what they have an attitude. They're like why the fuck

644
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 3: are you here? And I'm like, don't you need this money?

645
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: Like what's happening?

646
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 11: Yeah?

647
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: But they're they're they're sick of it. They're like, we're

648
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: fucking sick of you being here. You're like, but I'm

649
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: coming back, and I'm like great.

650
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 9: So yeah.

651
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 5: It's just so.

652
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 9: Abusive of any restaurant where they ask you if you've

653
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 9: eaten there before?

654
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 6: You know, Like, I Lovelyn. I love that Brooklyn instience,

655
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 6: like have you eaten here?

656
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 5: Have you been?

657
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 10: No?

658
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 8: This is my first time when we do things a

659
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 8: little different. Oh my god, what's gonna happen? Am I

660
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 8: gonna cook? Do I get to cook?

661
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 6: Like you have to pick one productein and one?

662
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 10: I mean as all right, our men, you our menu

663
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 10: is different.

664
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Speaker 7: You guys are together.

665
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: I love this industry.

666
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 5: It's great.

667
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 7: It's great.

668
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 13: I like it.

669
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't like a lot of people.

670
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 10: Just kidding.

671
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: I love everybody, you do. You love too many people.

672
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're not flying out of here right now.

673
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: You're going to editate people.

674
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not.

675
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 3: I'm just like I want to fix their broken wing.

676
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 3: I actually have a lot of questions.

677
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: Oh great, your mom feels like a very respect the

678
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: bold woman.

679
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, Octavia is like no joke, She's no yah. Tavia

680
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 3: Balina Robinson, Honey, did was did her name come from?

681
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 6: Like a Shonda Rugs generator?

682
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 5: Her name?

683
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: What did your mom? What's it?

684
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 3: Octavia Lora Spencer? I just like, what did dragon me?

685
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: What did Sharon Needles tell you about? But what were

686
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Speaker 3: some of the lessons your mom told you to hold

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Speaker 3: dear for adulting as a woman in life?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean my mom is like a grinder, you know,

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Speaker 3: She's like nothing's ever like easy for her, like handed

691
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Speaker 3: to her, which I think is like a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: So she's just kind of like, don't be a dick.

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Speaker 3: Be grateful, Yeah, be grateful, work hard, you know, just

694
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Speaker 3: sort of like you really have to believe in yourself

695
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Speaker 3: because like so many people are just going to count you.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you a questions?

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Speaker 3: Yes, because we were talking about this before, like being

698
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Speaker 3: in your twenties, you sort of play at the idea

699
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Speaker 3: of being an adult. Like I definitely had way too

700
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Speaker 3: many blazers for a twenty three year old that did

701
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Speaker 3: not work out a bank, you know what I mean,

702
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 3: Like I wasn't a bank teller.

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Speaker 7: Why to have so many new referent company?

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Speaker 3: They limited a dish plus size fucking blazers, Like any

705
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 3: size fourteen. I was buying them up, and so I

706
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 3: thought that was me being an adult, like straightening my

707
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: hair and putting on the mustard fucking blazer, and like,

708
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Speaker 3: what was your idea of an adults I wore? I

709
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 3: wore a lot of vests, wore a lot of like

710
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Speaker 3: nine West pumps because it's like what my mom wore.

711
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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's how you know you

712
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 3: like have a day job if you're wearing like nine

713
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Speaker 3: West shoes. Yeah, but that was like kind of my thing.

714
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Speaker 3: And then that was just like you guys know me,

715
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Speaker 3: I like, I don't go out unless it's like a

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Speaker 3: YouTube concert or I'm gonna see like Anita Baker.

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Speaker 1: Next week we started with the fucking YouTube.

718
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Speaker 3: Constant bits and the youto already, I'm just like, you know,

719
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Speaker 3: when like the one friend likes tweety bird, you're like.

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Speaker 5: Many towels and ship.

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Speaker 3: But no, she was like, I got tickets to see

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Speaker 3: you two, do you want to go? I was like sure,

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Speaker 3: she's likes a Jersey. I'm like, what, Yeah, took us

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Speaker 3: four hours to get there. It took us five hours?

725
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Speaker 6: Where was it?

726
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Speaker 1: It took us five hours? Life?

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Speaker 9: Right?

728
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Speaker 1: Whatever?

729
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Speaker 3: We're like, well, like get like because I was like,

730
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Speaker 3: what the That's where I met my future boyfriend, British Bakoff.

731
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Speaker 1: So I was worth it.

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Speaker 3: And all of it was fucking crazy because we had

733
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Speaker 3: to go through the Lincoln Tunnel from Brooklyn and I

734
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 3: was and we were just like in Year ten twelve

735
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Speaker 3: years of Slave opened the car.

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Speaker 1: It was a jerky dang. I was like, when is

737
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Speaker 1: Brad Pitt gonna come and save us?

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Speaker 7: Honey?

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Speaker 8: This is.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to prom And then we go into

741
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Speaker 3: the Lincoln Tunnel.

742
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: And we see two white people walking through the little

743
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: I was like, what is you too? And then no,

744
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Speaker 1: listen like an exodus and I was like, is this

745
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: the boffing dead?

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Speaker 3: And so then I said, yeah, well I pet you're

747
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 3: they're here to go. They want to go to the

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Speaker 3: YouTube concert going through the Lincoln Tunnel. Yes, of course yes,

749
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Speaker 3: and they joined us.

750
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Speaker 1: And we all drove.

751
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

752
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,479
Speaker 1: I was like, get in the car.

753
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Speaker 3: And then we were talking about our first concerts and

754
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 3: I was like Prince and the guy was like Jimmy

755
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 3: Buff and I was like, we're not going to die.

756
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Speaker 3: And and then I remember when we saw British break off.

757
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Speaker 1: I was like.

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00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 3: I could tell he liked Phoebe and she was like,

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00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 3: why is this guy texting me? And I was like, oh,

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00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 3: a guy needs to have his dig in his hands

761
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 3: for you to be like, I think he likes me.

762
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 3: I'm so oblivious. I was like, why is he contacting me?

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Speaker 3: Like we saw the concert like it's done, and she

764
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Speaker 3: was for you, Yeah, okay, give me your water.

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Speaker 1: So I want you to answer questions.

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Speaker 3: What is a great question, what's the best etiquette for

767
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 3: poopy with your significant other home? Okay, that is amazing question.

768
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 3: Bake off and I poop all the time. So the

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Speaker 3: first thing you want to do, you want to set

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Speaker 3: up a candle in the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: You got not some.

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Speaker 1: Cheap ship.

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Speaker 3: Tig high dip teak in the bathroom, change your life.

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Speaker 5: It's both.

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Speaker 3: It's like it's like you are pretending you have money,

776
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Speaker 3: so you get dip tek.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I'm like rich, but you're not. Yes,

778
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: you pre light it and then you just you gotta

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00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: let them know, like, hey, I asked my husband to

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Speaker 1: put music on because I don't know what kind of

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Speaker 1: day I have.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: I think another thing that's important is like you want

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Speaker 3: to be like, hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom

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00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 3: eternal and TV ternal music. Sometimes I like to terrorize

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00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: my boyfriend and I won't turn it on and I'll

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00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: be like I heard that. I her like, we terrorize

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00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: each other. It's fine, yeah, and then you know we

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00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,919
Speaker 3: like deal with that fucking shrapnel later.

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Speaker 6: You've gotta have the brush.

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00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, but sometimes it's like a yet bust in your bathroom.

792
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Olivia Pope when she was like abducted

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00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 3: and she had to like use that bathroom.

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Speaker 1: But I also one and a half black people get that.

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Speaker 9: I feel like you also there's also other things. Well,

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00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 9: when you like people do a candle, but I just

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Speaker 9: want to say what I went, like.

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Speaker 6: One point for everybody.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, which is a candle is one thing, but a

800
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 9: match is very effective because the phosphorus, it's you. The

801
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 9: phosphorus actually eats the snow gets turn of it right away.

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00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 6: And that is hashtag adulting. When did you did you read?

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Speaker 1: Why are you ready?

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00:38:51,200 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: She's like, you will don one, So that's okay.

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00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 6: You're our guest in our house.

806
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 3: Oh I'm such a fucking asking when did you reach

807
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 3: peak adulte?

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00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: I had so I had like a girl's night.

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00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 3: Last night with some friends and it was great. But

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00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 3: when I knew where I was like, oh, we are adults.

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Speaker 3: It's like each of us brought like a gas pill

812
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 3: like someone brought with gas X, someone brought lactate, like

813
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 3: we each brought the materials.

814
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna have high bred in half an hour.

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00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 5: I got you.

816
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 7: Like that is why I know.

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00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 3: It's not about like I know, I talk about nigga

818
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 3: and afraid a lot, but that's sort of like nigga

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00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: in a bread Like you've got to survive in the

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Speaker 3: fucking jungle. Yes, and you know, like they bring a

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00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 3: machete in a fucking pots of boiled water, bring the gass.

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00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 10: Yes.

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00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: So kind of amazing is dating?

824
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 3: You're a wee dealer who is in an OPRA relationship

825
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 3: hashtag adulting. That sounds like an hitard ass. It's like

826
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 3: an episode of High Maiden. No, it sounds like a

827
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: fucking Wes Anderson movie.

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00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: I'm out, I'm out out.

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Speaker 9: Very specific, Yeah, general.

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00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 3: Danger weed deal or come high, don't get high on

831
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 3: the supply.

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00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 5: Don't get high the supply?

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Speaker 9: Well, what is an acceptable amount of money to spend

834
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Speaker 9: on pillows?

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Speaker 6: You gotta.

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00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 9: Give them asked question, don't be afraid?

837
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 10: Yeah that is.

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00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 6: Let's talk about this. Are you talking about that cast

839
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Speaker 6: for ship?

840
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 7: I will say.

841
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 3: Fully, yes, spend as much as you want on pillows.

842
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: It is so important to your life.

843
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 9: Yes, it is.

844
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 6: Under value pillows, under value billows for so long.

845
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 5: We have a lot of pillows. Yes, good pillows.

846
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a good knife. Upgrade your life exactly.

847
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: Get on Brooklynen and figure it out. I love Brooklynen.

848
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: I know this podcast is not sponsored.

849
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: Okay, I will say this, So I went ham on

850
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 3: bath towels on Brooklynen and my boyfriend was like, we

851
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 3: don't shower this much.

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00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: But okay, but it's.

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00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 3: Those little things like having nice towels and like't that

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00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 3: makes you feel a dunt?

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00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 6: We have another question, which.

857
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: Is question everybody, this is insane.

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00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 6: How do you find time to masturbate?

859
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 9: And they put their name on it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, hey Ryan, let's talk about it. If you can

861
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 3: find time to watch a Netflix show, you can find

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00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 3: time to master yew.

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00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: And now, on that note, thank you so much, baby,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: We answered all the questions, solve all the problems. So great,

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Speaker 5: Give it up, Give it up one more time.

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Speaker 13: Yes Up, I'm out.

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Speaker 9: This is Gordon, that's Donne.

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Speaker 1: You guys have been suffering, Maze.

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Speaker 3: This was such an amazing show. You just heard from

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Speaker 3: Naomi ek Paragan Wyat's Nak and Phoebe Robinson.

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Speaker 2: And who knew quality pillows were the key to adulting.

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Speaker 3: Adulting is produced by Blakeney Shake and Odelia Rubin. The

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Speaker 3: Adulting team includes join A Solitara, Paula Schumann, Joe Ploord,

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Speaker 3: ed Haber and Irene Trudell. The Love Show is produced

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Speaker 3: by Christian BANDA Band a Boy.

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Speaker 8: Our theme music is by Isaac Jones, with additional music

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Speaker 8: by Don Will.

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Speaker 3: a review.

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Speaker 1: I mean I love you. Do you love us?

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Speaker 3: I mean I love you with like no boundaries, you know,

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Speaker 3: and no judgment.

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Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that you love us the same.

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Speaker 6: They'll like us.

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