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Speaker 1: Do you know why aliens still haven't made contact with us? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewel show, did well, like not officially officially? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I mean they haven't come down and been like, hey, everybody,

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Speaker 1: were aliens to the whole world. It's not because they

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Speaker 1: know that humans are still just glorified apes with Instagram accounts,

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Speaker 1: and we will kill anything that we don't know or understand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's also not that aliens realize that they make contact

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Speaker 1: with us. We won't ask what planet they're from. We'll

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Speaker 1: just ask what political party they support and shame them

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Speaker 1: for it. It's mostly because they've been watching us and

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Speaker 1: they see what we're doing with our hands when nobody's looking,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, no, thank you, I am not chacking

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Speaker 1: hands with that guy or that girl. Earthlings are disgusting.

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Speaker 1: That's actual quote from an alien. It's the Jewel Show. Well,

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Speaker 1: what types of disgusting things will you admit to? Okay,

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Speaker 1: someone pulled over one hundred thousand people online, and that's

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Speaker 1: about different things a lot of us do. But ever

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Speaker 1: talk about how many of the bad habits would you

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Speaker 1: admit to? Okay, Okay, in the bathroom, do you ever

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Speaker 1: skip the whole hand washing thing because you're just too lazy.

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Speaker 1: I bet Alex does that. At home, I do, but

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Speaker 1: not when I'm like a in public, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: wash my hands every time. Yeah, I at home, I

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Speaker 1: never do well, I mean I do. It depends on

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Speaker 1: what activity I'm doing in there. You know, there's a

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Speaker 1: there's two activities that if I'm doing in there, I'll

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Speaker 1: wash my hands. What about the food? So he won't

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Speaker 1: He won't wash his hands if he goes, yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: But when I'm out in public, it depends. If I'm

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Speaker 1: at a place where they don't have a door, like

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Speaker 1: an airport bathroom, where you go in and you don't

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Speaker 1: have to touch anything at all. I actually feel like

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's cleaner to not. I agree with you, because

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Speaker 1: I'm only touching my I know where my stuff is, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for the most part, mine's pretty clean. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: don't have to touch anything, So I feel like I

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Speaker 1: don't even touch a door. It's probably it's probably more

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Speaker 1: clean not to touch. Yeah, I'll wash it every time

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Speaker 1: no matter what. In public, it depends there if there's

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Speaker 1: another person in there with me, they pressure me to

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Speaker 1: wash because I'm just like a they're going to see

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Speaker 1: me and then to go. I would never wash because

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Speaker 1: you don't actually like touch your thing, do you? So

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Speaker 1: you touch a lot of other things though, like the door,

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Speaker 1: the lock. Right. Yeah. We're going over a survey that

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Speaker 1: someone did of the top things that people admit to

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Speaker 1: doing that are kind of disgusting because humans are disgusting creatures.

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Speaker 1: This one is have you ever soiled yourself besides when

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Speaker 1: you were a baby? Yep? Thirty six percent of people

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Speaker 1: have done it as an adult or a teenager. I

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Speaker 1: haven't do it last year. Oh yeah, wait, so you

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Speaker 1: pood your pants? I mean I didn't mean to. I

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Speaker 1: would let out a fought. Oh yes, okay, it just

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Speaker 1: went too far. I've done it my adult life after

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Speaker 1: nights of long drinking. I used to get really hammered, embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I know. Another one on the survey of

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Speaker 1: the top disgusting things that people do that they'll admit to.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever popped someone else's ZiT? Thirty eight percent

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Speaker 1: of us have. I'm trying to think if you have

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Speaker 1: a pop jewels zits have I? Um no, no, I

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Speaker 1: don't think I have. I think that is so disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I have helped Alex with like a before happening. It's

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Speaker 1: not even like it's like something else. It's like a

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Speaker 1: blackhead like on my back at the top and I

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Speaker 1: can't see it. And then like over months it like

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Speaker 1: gets like a really tiny blackhead and I t I'm

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Speaker 1: like to help the blackhead out. But Alex is the

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Speaker 1: only person I would ever ever ever do that for.

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Speaker 1: I used to work at a restaurant. I used to

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Speaker 1: work at a restaurant once and there was this couple

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Speaker 1: that came in, both of them a really bad act

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Speaker 1: and it was huh, yeah, I was working at the

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Speaker 1: restaurant and they were leaning over the table to each other.

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Speaker 1: That's popping each other a restaurant, Like so wrong on

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Speaker 1: so much. No, it was just the people around them.

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Speaker 1: You could see them looking at him, and I had

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Speaker 1: to serve them and walk up to their table and

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Speaker 1: try to pretend to be nice, like, hey, hey, can

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Speaker 1: you welcome islands fine burgers and drinks. My name is Jebil.

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Speaker 1: You guys are disgusting. Get the f out. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: here's another one the top things that people have admitted

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Speaker 1: to that humans do that are disgusting. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: passed gas and denied it was you. Yes, I think everybody.

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Speaker 1: Everybody has of course. Yeah, when I was a lot younger,

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Speaker 1: I used to do that. Also, you've done it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've grown up, you know, I'll just take take responsibility

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Speaker 1: to do it on airplanes. Yeah, I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: really actually get up and go it was that guy

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Speaker 1: over there, But I do it. And then if it

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Speaker 1: has an odor to it, that isn't good, because normally

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Speaker 1: mine are great, you know, right, yeah, if it if

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Speaker 1: it has a bad odor, I just look around at

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Speaker 1: the people next to me. Whoever it isn't like who

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Speaker 1: as a jerk? Or it must be the guy behind us,

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Speaker 1: that guy. I've actually looked at you, like several times, like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, who keeps farting? Like it's all so bad?

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Speaker 1: I'm getting really mad throughout the flight for you, It wasn't.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't mean those times. At one time, Alex and

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Speaker 1: I were on a flight and there was some dude

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Speaker 1: farting either in front, I think it was behind us.

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Speaker 1: She was so mad because it wouldn't stop. It was

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Speaker 1: really bad, freaking rancid, and I'm like, go to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom or hold that s sorry. It was hilarious though,

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Speaker 1: because he kept doing it. It was disgusting. And at

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Speaker 1: one point she just throws her head back and she's like,

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Speaker 1: who's farting loud? It was amazing. I mean, after like

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Speaker 1: seven times, it was like, did you stop farting on

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Speaker 1: the plane? Really, it's going to drive the point home. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it did it? Did I think you stopped? Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 1: All right? And lastly, the top things that people admit

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Speaker 1: to that are disgusting according to this survey. Do you

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Speaker 1: ever stick your fingers somewhere gross and then sniff them

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Speaker 1: just because you're curious? Yes? Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely a time.

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Speaker 1: All right, hit us up on social media. You can

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Speaker 1: follow us after the Jewel Show, all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that, I'm at Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio, and go stick your fingers somewhere and

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Speaker 1: sniff it. It's a jewel show.