Speaker 1: Coming up better about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is how
Speaker 1: do I keep her out of my clothes?
Speaker 2: What we'll get.
Speaker 1: Into it find out what that's all about in just
Speaker 1: a few because right now the nephew is here with
Speaker 1: today's prank. Phone call what you got for his nept
Speaker 1: and guess what this title is?
Speaker 2: What? What is it? You said? The strawberry letter title with.
Speaker 1: What how do I keep her out of my clothes?
Speaker 3: And this one right here is you've been wearing my clothes?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that?
Speaker 3: Look at that been wearing my clothes. I can assure
Speaker 3: you mine more stupid than you. I can rest a shoe. Okay,
Speaker 3: so don't try to put your letter up against my prank.
Speaker 2: I promise you.
Speaker 3: Minem more stupid than Next we go, let's go, cat dog,
Speaker 3: you have been wearing my clothes?
Speaker 2: All right? All minds clear, let's go.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read. Yeah, this
Speaker 5: is wiffle. Hey you you you you on the cleaners over.
Speaker 4: On right, Yeah, that's me. I may help you.
Speaker 5: I know y'all been over there? How many? How many years?
Speaker 5: Y'all been over there on the man.
Speaker 4: We've been here for We've been in about fifteen years.
Speaker 4: Man's been in a long time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm help you. Uh now you you the
Speaker 5: only my name is Donnie. Man, I'm sorry, my name
Speaker 5: is don You you've always been the owner of the man.
Speaker 4: I saw the saying what about fifteen years ago. Got
Speaker 4: all my own equipment and everything. We do everything in house,
Speaker 4: so you ain't got to where aby going nowhere. You
Speaker 4: got the clothes off here. I made sure we take
Speaker 4: everything right here in house.
Speaker 5: Man, Okay, okay, listen, listen, man, dream why I call
Speaker 5: see I've been uh, I've been. I actually been bringing
Speaker 5: my clothes to you for about a year now. My
Speaker 5: name is Donnie.
Speaker 4: Oh you have Donnie. I don't I don't know. I
Speaker 4: know I would becoming here. I know your face though.
Speaker 5: Yeah you you probably know me when you see me.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah you probably you probably know when you
Speaker 5: see But listen, uh, heren what I had a problem in.
Speaker 5: I came in. Uh but last week sometimes I came in,
Speaker 5: I think it was last Thursday. I came in to
Speaker 5: get my clothes. I dropped off and uh now now
Speaker 5: I had brought some clothes, probably about three weeks before that.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 5: And and when I got home three you know, like
Speaker 5: I said, three weeksore, when I got on with that
Speaker 5: with them clothes, I realized I was missing a shape.
Speaker 5: And uh and I was like, I don't know, I
Speaker 5: don't know where my shirt that I couldn't find. So
Speaker 5: now just last week when I came back to pick
Speaker 5: up some clothes. Now and it's what what was you know?
Speaker 5: I didn't want to raise no no havoc in your
Speaker 5: in your store or nothing, but what what I looked
Speaker 5: when I looked at you, you was actually putting that
Speaker 5: took my money and gave me, gave him a clothes.
Speaker 5: But when I when I looked closer at you, I
Speaker 5: realized you you you actually you actually had on my shirt?
Speaker 5: What you had? I had to go on on and
Speaker 5: count of teen I went on out to my car.
Speaker 5: I said, I'm not gonna wait and calm down. But
Speaker 5: you was actually standing there give me my clothes, but
Speaker 5: you had on my shirt too.
Speaker 4: Now you bro, you get to get the twenty. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he ain't see me in your shirt? I mean, or
Speaker 4: what what? What? What have your clothes? You have left
Speaker 4: your clothes up here longer than thirty day.
Speaker 5: Okay, wait wait wait wait, wait, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on. What are you saying if people leave their
Speaker 5: stuff longer than thirty days, you start wearing it?
Speaker 4: No, now, hold on, hold on, I ain't want nobody's shirts.
Speaker 5: No, hold on, bro hold on down line. But you
Speaker 5: ain't want nobody's shirt because you.
Speaker 4: Listen, let me tell you something, man, I mean I
Speaker 4: work every day, I work hard, and I ain't buy
Speaker 4: my own I buy my own shirt. I mean I
Speaker 4: ain't got to wear nobody that shirt. As matter of fact,
Speaker 4: I was just saying because you said that that you
Speaker 4: felt like I have your shirt. I ain't want nobody's shirt.
Speaker 5: But okay, when you got a minder coming there.
Speaker 4: Him came, I'm missing is if it's getting here thirty day?
Speaker 5: We don't.
Speaker 4: I mean we ain't. We ain't taking nobody clothes.
Speaker 5: But listen, I got a friend. He bring his stuff
Speaker 5: over there too, and he tells me he has some
Speaker 5: parts missing. He and he coming there one day and
Speaker 5: swear he thinks you had his plants on.
Speaker 4: Who is it?
Speaker 5: He lied?
Speaker 4: Let let me tell you. Hold on, I mean I
Speaker 4: don't know. I mean I don't know you don't know
Speaker 4: who you are.
Speaker 5: Man, I'll fit out that boy you got my shirt
Speaker 5: on it his past. So this is ridiculous man, as
Speaker 5: you as you creating your whole ward job with people stuff.
Speaker 4: Look limitating something. Man, I don't tell you I don't
Speaker 4: want nobody that shirt. Don't call me in something my integrity. Come,
Speaker 4: I don't want somebody that shirt. I don't have to
Speaker 4: wear your shirt.
Speaker 5: I don't know that hean that you've got man, that
Speaker 5: you clean people stuff, but then you wear it around
Speaker 5: the cleaners.
Speaker 4: I don't have to wear it thing or nobody around
Speaker 4: no cleaners. I got my own youth.
Speaker 5: Have you You must not.
Speaker 4: Been up here yourself. Do you see the uniforms we
Speaker 4: wear up here? That's how you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Saint Wilson.
Speaker 5: I'm a uniform man. I know it's say Wilson on it.
Speaker 5: But why we ain't leave me wearing other people's stuff,
Speaker 5: Mister Wilson, look a man, look.
Speaker 4: At I'm I'm a Christian.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 4: Listen, I'm trying to do the right thing. I don't
Speaker 4: appreciate nobody calling me. And you can tell you, you can
Speaker 4: inquire and we can get this fixed. You know figured out.
Speaker 4: But don't call here saying that you've seen me wearing.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna let this shape go hill.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna let you.
Speaker 4: I'm come home with you.
Speaker 5: Nine nine nine, Miss Will. Then what I'm gonna do
Speaker 5: with you? If I come in there, If I come
Speaker 5: in there one more time and see you with one
Speaker 5: of my shirts so on, then guess what I'm gonna
Speaker 5: try it off for you. I'a beat you at your stove.
Speaker 4: And tell you what you bring your back down here,
Speaker 4: Come on down here, let me it ain't a dang
Speaker 4: in a drump Store't kill you quicken our will about
Speaker 4: coming here trying to bother me about a shirt which
Speaker 4: you wearing?
Speaker 5: People stuff there?
Speaker 4: Ain't you ain't wear no number case one.
Speaker 5: That's what you're doing over there. You got on my
Speaker 5: shirt and got my boy playing. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something before open this cleans. I'm
Speaker 4: from the Penitetion. And when you talk, when you came
Speaker 4: on somebody alive, you.
Speaker 5: Better ready to back it up. Come up in there.
Speaker 5: Just ain't what man keep wearing. Everybody cos in there.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. I'm telling you what God
Speaker 4: love me. I'm telling the truth. If you come up
Speaker 4: here with them, you need to call you mama. Let
Speaker 4: know it's gonna be some flop slinging and flower brings,
Speaker 4: because just like that shirt you say you missing, you're
Speaker 4: gonna be missing to your carp heal, Bob you you
Speaker 4: donna get your butt beat if I can't find out
Speaker 4: you wearing people stuff. Let you Wilson, don't don't get
Speaker 4: your butt beat up on you.
Speaker 5: Hear me, I tell you.
Speaker 4: What you need to get off my phone. I but
Speaker 4: if baby talk about and why I'm wearing his shirt.
Speaker 5: You wear us wearing my shirt and you wearing my
Speaker 5: friend's plants.
Speaker 4: Man, you look brother, look Donnie mcplucker. I don't done it.
Speaker 4: Whoever you I don't know who Donny you are. But
Speaker 4: don't come here no more. Man, I don't even want
Speaker 4: your business man, you don't even have to. Don't bring
Speaker 4: your shirt now. As matter of fact, what your lad
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look your smile up an. It ain't the
Speaker 4: money you're said. I'm gonna get it back to here.
Speaker 4: I don't need your money either, man, I don't need this.
Speaker 5: I got one more thing to say to you as
Speaker 5: you listening to me?
Speaker 4: What you ain't got a thing to say to me?
Speaker 4: I do have.
Speaker 5: Something I need to say to you. Your to thieve
Speaker 5: and shape wearing. I do have something I need to
Speaker 5: say to you. What no listing? What listens? Left you?
Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning to Show. You just
Speaker 5: got pranked by your boy? Ho Hey, missus Willison the
Speaker 5: nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
Speaker 5: boy got me to prank? Phone called you?
Speaker 4: What say, bro? You can't ain't wear a reception? You
Speaker 4: can't call nobody talking to it like that?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 4: Why y'all some food? Man, boy, I'm had to go
Speaker 4: somewhere and sit down. Man, I'm had to drink me
Speaker 4: some tea, food and vinego something. My fluffing shy. I know,
Speaker 4: I knew you had to be some of my line
Speaker 4: next day. Want nobody a shirt?
Speaker 5: Man? Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, I gotta
Speaker 5: tell me y'all got his own in the inside of
Speaker 5: the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what he is?
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