WEBVTT - You Been Wearing My Clothes

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up better about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is how

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<v Speaker 1>do I keep her out of my clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>What we'll get.

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<v Speaker 1>Into it find out what that's all about in just

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<v Speaker 1>a few because right now the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank. Phone call what you got for his nept

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<v Speaker 1>and guess what this title is?

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<v Speaker 2>What? What is it? You said? The strawberry letter title with.

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<v Speaker 1>What how do I keep her out of my clothes?

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<v Speaker 3>And this one right here is you've been wearing my clothes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, look at that?

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<v Speaker 3>Look at that been wearing my clothes. I can assure

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<v Speaker 3>you mine more stupid than you. I can rest a shoe. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so don't try to put your letter up against my prank.

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<v Speaker 2>I promise you.

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<v Speaker 3>Minem more stupid than Next we go, let's go, cat dog,

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<v Speaker 3>you have been wearing my clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? All minds clear, let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 5>is wiffle. Hey you you you you on the cleaners over.

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<v Speaker 4>On right, Yeah, that's me. I may help you.

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<v Speaker 5>I know y'all been over there? How many? How many years?

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<v Speaker 5>Y'all been over there on the man.

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<v Speaker 4>We've been here for We've been in about fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 4>Man's been in a long time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, I'm help you. Uh now you you the

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<v Speaker 5>only my name is Donnie. Man, I'm sorry, my name

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<v Speaker 5>is don You you've always been the owner of the man.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw the saying what about fifteen years ago. Got

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<v Speaker 4>all my own equipment and everything. We do everything in house,

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<v Speaker 4>so you ain't got to where aby going nowhere. You

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<v Speaker 4>got the clothes off here. I made sure we take

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<v Speaker 4>everything right here in house.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, Okay, okay, listen, listen, man, dream why I call

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<v Speaker 5>see I've been uh, I've been. I actually been bringing

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<v Speaker 5>my clothes to you for about a year now. My

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<v Speaker 5>name is Donnie.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you have Donnie. I don't I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 4>know I would becoming here. I know your face though.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah you you probably know me when you see me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, yeah you probably you probably know when you

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<v Speaker 5>see But listen, uh, heren what I had a problem in.

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<v Speaker 5>I came in. Uh but last week sometimes I came in,

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<v Speaker 5>I think it was last Thursday. I came in to

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<v Speaker 5>get my clothes. I dropped off and uh now now

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<v Speaker 5>I had brought some clothes, probably about three weeks before that.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 5>And and when I got home three you know, like

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<v Speaker 5>I said, three weeksore, when I got on with that

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<v Speaker 5>with them clothes, I realized I was missing a shape.

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<v Speaker 5>And uh and I was like, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know where my shirt that I couldn't find. So

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<v Speaker 5>now just last week when I came back to pick

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<v Speaker 5>up some clothes. Now and it's what what was you know?

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't want to raise no no havoc in your

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<v Speaker 5>in your store or nothing, but what what I looked

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<v Speaker 5>when I looked at you, you was actually putting that

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<v Speaker 5>took my money and gave me, gave him a clothes.

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<v Speaker 5>But when I when I looked closer at you, I

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<v Speaker 5>realized you you you actually you actually had on my shirt?

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<v Speaker 5>What you had? I had to go on on and

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<v Speaker 5>count of teen I went on out to my car.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, I'm not gonna wait and calm down. But

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<v Speaker 5>you was actually standing there give me my clothes, but

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<v Speaker 5>you had on my shirt too.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you bro, you get to get the twenty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he ain't see me in your shirt? I mean, or

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<v Speaker 4>what what? What? What have your clothes? You have left

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<v Speaker 4>your clothes up here longer than thirty day.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, wait wait wait wait, wait, hold on, hold on,

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<v Speaker 5>hold on. What are you saying if people leave their

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<v Speaker 5>stuff longer than thirty days, you start wearing it?

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<v Speaker 4>No, now, hold on, hold on, I ain't want nobody's shirts.

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<v Speaker 5>No, hold on, bro hold on down line. But you

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<v Speaker 5>ain't want nobody's shirt because you.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, let me tell you something, man, I mean I

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<v Speaker 4>work every day, I work hard, and I ain't buy

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<v Speaker 4>my own I buy my own shirt. I mean I

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<v Speaker 4>ain't got to wear nobody that shirt. As matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 4>I was just saying because you said that that you

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<v Speaker 4>felt like I have your shirt. I ain't want nobody's shirt.

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<v Speaker 5>But okay, when you got a minder coming there.

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<v Speaker 4>Him came, I'm missing is if it's getting here thirty day?

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<v Speaker 5>We don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we ain't. We ain't taking nobody clothes.

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<v Speaker 5>But listen, I got a friend. He bring his stuff

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<v Speaker 5>over there too, and he tells me he has some

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<v Speaker 5>parts missing. He and he coming there one day and

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<v Speaker 5>swear he thinks you had his plants on.

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<v Speaker 4>Who is it?

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<v Speaker 5>He lied?

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<v Speaker 4>Let let me tell you. Hold on, I mean I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know. I mean I don't know you don't know

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<v Speaker 4>who you are.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I'll fit out that boy you got my shirt

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<v Speaker 5>on it his past. So this is ridiculous man, as

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<v Speaker 5>you as you creating your whole ward job with people stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Look limitating something. Man, I don't tell you I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want nobody that shirt. Don't call me in something my integrity. Come,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want somebody that shirt. I don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>wear your shirt.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know that hean that you've got man, that

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<v Speaker 5>you clean people stuff, but then you wear it around

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<v Speaker 5>the cleaners.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have to wear it thing or nobody around

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<v Speaker 4>no cleaners. I got my own youth.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you You must not.

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<v Speaker 4>Been up here yourself. Do you see the uniforms we

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<v Speaker 4>wear up here? That's how you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>Saint Wilson.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a uniform man. I know it's say Wilson on it.

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<v Speaker 5>But why we ain't leave me wearing other people's stuff,

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<v Speaker 5>Mister Wilson, look a man, look.

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<v Speaker 4>At I'm I'm a Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, I'm trying to do the right thing. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>appreciate nobody calling me. And you can tell you, you can

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<v Speaker 4>inquire and we can get this fixed. You know figured out.

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<v Speaker 4>But don't call here saying that you've seen me wearing.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna let this shape go hill.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna let you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm come home with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Nine nine nine, Miss Will. Then what I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 5>with you? If I come in there, If I come

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<v Speaker 5>in there one more time and see you with one

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<v Speaker 5>of my shirts so on, then guess what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>try it off for you. I'a beat you at your stove.

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<v Speaker 4>And tell you what you bring your back down here,

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<v Speaker 4>Come on down here, let me it ain't a dang

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<v Speaker 4>in a drump Store't kill you quicken our will about

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<v Speaker 4>coming here trying to bother me about a shirt which

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<v Speaker 4>you wearing?

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<v Speaker 5>People stuff there?

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<v Speaker 4>Ain't you ain't wear no number case one.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what you're doing over there. You got on my

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<v Speaker 5>shirt and got my boy playing. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you something before open this cleans. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>from the Penitetion. And when you talk, when you came

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<v Speaker 4>on somebody alive, you.

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<v Speaker 5>Better ready to back it up. Come up in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Just ain't what man keep wearing. Everybody cos in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you something. I'm telling you what God

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<v Speaker 4>love me. I'm telling the truth. If you come up

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<v Speaker 4>here with them, you need to call you mama. Let

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<v Speaker 4>know it's gonna be some flop slinging and flower brings,

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<v Speaker 4>because just like that shirt you say you missing, you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be missing to your carp heal, Bob you you

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<v Speaker 4>donna get your butt beat if I can't find out

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<v Speaker 4>you wearing people stuff. Let you Wilson, don't don't get

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<v Speaker 4>your butt beat up on you.

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<v Speaker 5>Hear me, I tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>What you need to get off my phone. I but

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<v Speaker 4>if baby talk about and why I'm wearing his shirt.

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<v Speaker 5>You wear us wearing my shirt and you wearing my

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<v Speaker 5>friend's plants.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, you look brother, look Donnie mcplucker. I don't done it.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoever you I don't know who Donny you are. But

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<v Speaker 4>don't come here no more. Man, I don't even want

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<v Speaker 4>your business man, you don't even have to. Don't bring

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<v Speaker 4>your shirt now. As matter of fact, what your lad

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna look your smile up an. It ain't the

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<v Speaker 4>money you're said. I'm gonna get it back to here.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need your money either, man, I don't need this.

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<v Speaker 5>I got one more thing to say to you as

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<v Speaker 5>you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 4>What you ain't got a thing to say to me?

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<v Speaker 4>I do have.

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<v Speaker 5>Something I need to say to you. Your to thieve

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<v Speaker 5>and shape wearing. I do have something I need to

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<v Speaker 5>say to you. What no listing? What listens? Left you?

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<v Speaker 5>Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning to Show. You just

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<v Speaker 5>got pranked by your boy? Ho Hey, missus Willison the

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<v Speaker 5>nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

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<v Speaker 5>boy got me to prank? Phone called you?

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<v Speaker 4>What say, bro? You can't ain't wear a reception? You

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<v Speaker 4>can't call nobody talking to it like that?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Why y'all some food? Man, boy, I'm had to go

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<v Speaker 4>somewhere and sit down. Man, I'm had to drink me

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<v Speaker 4>some tea, food and vinego something. My fluffing shy. I know,

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<v Speaker 4>I knew you had to be some of my line

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<v Speaker 4>next day. Want nobody a shirt?

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<v Speaker 5>Man? Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, I gotta

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<v Speaker 5>tell me y'all got his own in the inside of

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<v Speaker 5>the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what he is?

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<v Speaker 5>What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 4>You already know the Steve Harley Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, you've been wearing my clothes did I hit the

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<v Speaker 2>home run? Did I always? More stupid, more ignorance as

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject how do I Keep

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<v Speaker 1>her out of my clothes? We'll get back into it

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show,