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Speaker 1: Coming up better about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is how

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Speaker 1: do I keep her out of my clothes?

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Speaker 2: What we'll get.

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Speaker 1: Into it find out what that's all about in just

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Speaker 1: a few because right now the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank. Phone call what you got for his nept

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Speaker 1: and guess what this title is?

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Speaker 2: What? What is it? You said? The strawberry letter title with.

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Speaker 1: What how do I keep her out of my clothes?

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Speaker 3: And this one right here is you've been wearing my clothes?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that?

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Speaker 3: Look at that been wearing my clothes. I can assure

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Speaker 3: you mine more stupid than you. I can rest a shoe. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so don't try to put your letter up against my prank.

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Speaker 2: I promise you.

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Speaker 3: Minem more stupid than Next we go, let's go, cat dog,

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Speaker 3: you have been wearing my clothes?

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Speaker 2: All right? All minds clear, let's go.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to read. Yeah, this

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Speaker 5: is wiffle. Hey you you you you on the cleaners over.

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Speaker 4: On right, Yeah, that's me. I may help you.

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Speaker 5: I know y'all been over there? How many? How many years?

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Speaker 5: Y'all been over there on the man.

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Speaker 4: We've been here for We've been in about fifteen years.

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Speaker 4: Man's been in a long time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm help you. Uh now you you the

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Speaker 5: only my name is Donnie. Man, I'm sorry, my name

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Speaker 5: is don You you've always been the owner of the man.

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Speaker 4: I saw the saying what about fifteen years ago. Got

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Speaker 4: all my own equipment and everything. We do everything in house,

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Speaker 4: so you ain't got to where aby going nowhere. You

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Speaker 4: got the clothes off here. I made sure we take

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Speaker 5: Man, Okay, okay, listen, listen, man, dream why I call

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Speaker 5: see I've been uh, I've been. I actually been bringing

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Speaker 5: my clothes to you for about a year now. My

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Speaker 4: Oh you have Donnie. I don't I don't know. I

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Speaker 4: know I would becoming here. I know your face though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you you probably know me when you see me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah you probably you probably know when you

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Speaker 5: see But listen, uh, heren what I had a problem in.

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Speaker 5: I came in. Uh but last week sometimes I came in,

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Speaker 5: I think it was last Thursday. I came in to

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Speaker 5: get my clothes. I dropped off and uh now now

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Speaker 5: I had brought some clothes, probably about three weeks before that.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh.

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Speaker 5: And and when I got home three you know, like

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Speaker 5: I said, three weeksore, when I got on with that

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Speaker 5: And uh and I was like, I don't know, I

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Speaker 5: now just last week when I came back to pick

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to raise no no havoc in your

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Speaker 5: in your store or nothing, but what what I looked

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Speaker 5: when I looked at you, you was actually putting that

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Speaker 5: took my money and gave me, gave him a clothes.

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Speaker 5: But when I when I looked closer at you, I

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Speaker 5: realized you you you actually you actually had on my shirt?

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Speaker 5: What you had? I had to go on on and

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Speaker 5: I said, I'm not gonna wait and calm down. But

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Speaker 5: you was actually standing there give me my clothes, but

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Speaker 4: Now you bro, you get to get the twenty. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he ain't see me in your shirt? I mean, or

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Speaker 4: what what? What? What have your clothes? You have left

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Speaker 5: Okay, wait wait wait wait, wait, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 5: hold on. What are you saying if people leave their

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Speaker 4: No, now, hold on, hold on, I ain't want nobody's shirts.

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Speaker 5: No, hold on, bro hold on down line. But you

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Speaker 4: Listen, let me tell you something, man, I mean I

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Speaker 4: work every day, I work hard, and I ain't buy

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Speaker 4: I was just saying because you said that that you

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Speaker 5: But okay, when you got a minder coming there.

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Speaker 4: Him came, I'm missing is if it's getting here thirty day?

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Speaker 5: We don't.

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Speaker 4: I mean we ain't. We ain't taking nobody clothes.

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Speaker 5: But listen, I got a friend. He bring his stuff

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Speaker 4: Who is it?

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Speaker 5: He lied?

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Speaker 4: Let let me tell you. Hold on, I mean I

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Speaker 5: Man, I'll fit out that boy you got my shirt

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Speaker 5: on it his past. So this is ridiculous man, as

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Speaker 5: you as you creating your whole ward job with people stuff.

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Speaker 4: Look limitating something. Man, I don't tell you I don't

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Speaker 4: I don't want somebody that shirt. I don't have to

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Speaker 5: I don't know that hean that you've got man, that

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Speaker 5: you clean people stuff, but then you wear it around

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Speaker 4: I don't have to wear it thing or nobody around

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Speaker 4: no cleaners. I got my own youth.

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Speaker 5: Have you You must not.

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Speaker 4: Been up here yourself. Do you see the uniforms we

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Speaker 4: Saint Wilson.

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Speaker 5: I'm a uniform man. I know it's say Wilson on it.

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Speaker 5: But why we ain't leave me wearing other people's stuff,

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Speaker 5: Mister Wilson, look a man, look.

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Speaker 4: At I'm I'm a Christian.

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I'm trying to do the right thing. I don't

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Speaker 4: But don't call here saying that you've seen me wearing.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna let this shape go hill.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna let you.

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Speaker 4: I'm come home with you.

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Speaker 5: Nine nine nine, Miss Will. Then what I'm gonna do

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Speaker 5: with you? If I come in there, If I come

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Speaker 5: try it off for you. I'a beat you at your stove.

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Speaker 4: And tell you what you bring your back down here,

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Speaker 4: Come on down here, let me it ain't a dang

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Speaker 4: coming here trying to bother me about a shirt which

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Speaker 5: People stuff there?

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Speaker 4: Ain't you ain't wear no number case one.

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Speaker 5: That's what you're doing over there. You got on my

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Speaker 5: shirt and got my boy playing. I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you something before open this cleans. I'm

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Speaker 4: from the Penitetion. And when you talk, when you came

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Speaker 5: Better ready to back it up. Come up in there.

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Speaker 5: Just ain't what man keep wearing. Everybody cos in there.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. I'm telling you what God

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Speaker 4: love me. I'm telling the truth. If you come up

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Speaker 4: here with them, you need to call you mama. Let

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Speaker 4: know it's gonna be some flop slinging and flower brings,

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Speaker 4: because just like that shirt you say you missing, you're

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Speaker 4: donna get your butt beat if I can't find out

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Speaker 4: you wearing people stuff. Let you Wilson, don't don't get

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Speaker 5: Hear me, I tell you.

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Speaker 4: What you need to get off my phone. I but

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Speaker 4: if baby talk about and why I'm wearing his shirt.

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Speaker 5: You wear us wearing my shirt and you wearing my

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Speaker 4: Man, you look brother, look Donnie mcplucker. I don't done it.

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Speaker 4: Whoever you I don't know who Donny you are. But

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Speaker 4: don't come here no more. Man, I don't even want

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Speaker 4: your business man, you don't even have to. Don't bring

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Speaker 4: your shirt now. As matter of fact, what your lad

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna look your smile up an. It ain't the

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Speaker 4: I don't need your money either, man, I don't need this.

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Speaker 5: I got one more thing to say to you as

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Speaker 5: you listening to me?

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Speaker 4: What you ain't got a thing to say to me?

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Speaker 4: I do have.

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Speaker 5: Something I need to say to you. Your to thieve

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Speaker 5: and shape wearing. I do have something I need to

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Speaker 5: say to you. What no listing? What listens? Left you?

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Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning to Show. You just

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Speaker 5: got pranked by your boy? Ho Hey, missus Willison the

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Speaker 5: nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 5: boy got me to prank? Phone called you?

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Speaker 4: What say, bro? You can't ain't wear a reception? You

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Speaker 4: can't call nobody talking to it like that?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 4: Why y'all some food? Man, boy, I'm had to go

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Speaker 4: somewhere and sit down. Man, I'm had to drink me

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Speaker 4: some tea, food and vinego something. My fluffing shy. I know,

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Speaker 4: I knew you had to be some of my line

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Speaker 4: next day. Want nobody a shirt?

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Speaker 5: Man? Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, I gotta

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Speaker 5: tell me y'all got his own in the inside of

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Speaker 5: the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what he is?

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Speaker 5: What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: You already know the Steve Harley Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Baby, you've been wearing my clothes did I hit the

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Speaker 2: home run? Did I always? More stupid, more ignorance as

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 3: And the next stupid stop is Colleen, Texas October sixth, seventh,

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Speaker 3: and eighth. I will be up to twice. It's funny

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Speaker 3: comedy club. And for those of you all that don't

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Speaker 3: like being at the house too late in the evening

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Speaker 3: Sunday October eighth, I've designed that just for you. The

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Speaker 3: show starts at four, all right, starts at four that

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Speaker 3: where you can get in, and I had you home

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Speaker 3: by sixth something. You ought to feel real pretty good

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Speaker 3: about that. The matinees go pretty fast for the forty

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Speaker 3: and up crowd. Yes, it does, all right. That's October sixth, seven,

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Speaker 3: eight twice. As Funny Comedy Club, Klleen, Texas, we have

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Speaker 3: October fourteenth, Doc Bridge Goeorgia along with the beautiful Monique

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Speaker 3: a legend herself. October twentyth and twenty first, Eeric Crown

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Speaker 3: putting on a s as well. That would be Bill Bellamy,

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Speaker 3: that would be Gary Owen, that would be Benjrey Brown,

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Speaker 3: that would be Tony Roberts, that would be oh my god,

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Speaker 3: Melanie Camacho, Kevin Tate.

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Speaker 2: The list goes on and on hosted by Yours Truly,

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Speaker 2: Thank You Shaving.

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Speaker 5: Thank You.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject how do I Keep

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Speaker 1: her out of my clothes? We'll get back into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show,