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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?

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Speaker 1: All right, I feel like a little red riding hood

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Speaker 1: things are different and that's fine. That's how is the

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Speaker 1: little red riding Goldilocks. It's all right. I fell asleep

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Speaker 1: during grammar school when I when I read that, I feel,

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Speaker 1: you know how people say, I feel like Bambi. That's

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Speaker 1: where I'm at, right, I feel like Neo. Al Right,

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Speaker 1: So my name is Garrett. I told you along with

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Speaker 1: Dave Brody, we have Jake, we have your Ritza, and

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Speaker 1: of course Sammy. No, no, no, that's right hand now

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Speaker 1: that no, that's true. I have not been addressed. If

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Speaker 1: someone calls me Sammy, it's because I met them in

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Speaker 1: two thousand and If you confusing everybody Sammy Rosalie for

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Speaker 1: a long time Instagram, on Instagram and Twitter, Sam, I'm confused. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it was only for good friends, so we're not not

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Speaker 1: for you. Guys are coworker friends, which is different. It

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Speaker 1: starts Instagram followers are good friends, but we're not. No.

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Speaker 1: No one on Instagram call school wants to just from

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Speaker 1: high school jas high school. Sam's going to complain that

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Speaker 1: I want to complain about my intro because I'm David Brody,

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Speaker 1: not day, You're allowed to complain about that. I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: Actually I'm what is Phoebe's name? She got nothing? That's

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Speaker 1: what I am but my name Jack. But your other user, yam, yam.

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Speaker 1: That was never That's not a thing. You just made

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Speaker 1: that off right now? Why you buyers trying to pick

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Speaker 1: game off? And you already know I'm in a bad mood,

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Speaker 1: so you just know it's safe. Because I had a

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Speaker 1: driving car experience yesterday, then I'm fine. I almost wasn't fine. No,

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Speaker 1: I was in a car service. Oh you said I

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Speaker 1: had a driving car? Was a self driving car problem?

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Speaker 1: Working on it? Okay, So here's so. Here's what I

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Speaker 1: know is that I had a problem with Uber and

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Speaker 1: I ranted about on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It was epic,

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Speaker 1: and uh so people heard that, and then you must

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Speaker 1: have said something about Uber because I got like fifteen

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Speaker 1: tweets saying, oh, tell Brodie he hates Uber right now too.

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Speaker 1: Let him fight with that. Okay. I thought people were

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Speaker 1: telling you that just because you love complaining, Oh I do,

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Speaker 1: I've never known that about you. This is no information.

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Speaker 1: I'm upset that you don't know, I complain. Sam tweeted yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I swear yesterday you tweeted anyone know a phone number

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Speaker 1: for at uber Customer Service at Uber Underscore support. Boy,

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Speaker 1: do I have a story for you? Hashtag hell note?

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Speaker 1: But then you never wrote anything else, and I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: there like what you wasn't to tell the story. I

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Speaker 1: really just wanted a phone number. I didn't find it.

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Speaker 1: So do you want me to answer that question and

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Speaker 1: then you can tell your story? Yes? Is there a number? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So listen to Brooklyn Boys podcast episode twice because I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to what No, No, I'm not gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna rehash what happened to me. But I will

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Speaker 1: tell you that in talking to at uber and at

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Speaker 1: uber Underscore support, they said to me, oh, what's your

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Speaker 1: email and phone number? So I said, oh, here's my

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Speaker 1: email and phone number. Call me. At these times, I

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Speaker 1: was all excited by the way uber um social media

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Speaker 1: Hands made. They say, oh, d M s your information.

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Speaker 1: They aren't following you. You can't DM them. You're running

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Speaker 1: a social media account. You're either stupid or a garage

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Speaker 1: just pointed out you're brilliant because you Oh yeah, d

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Speaker 1: it's smart. So so they didn't want to call me,

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Speaker 1: So I said, they didn't call him? What are you

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Speaker 1: calling me? Oh no, we don't have phone support. We

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Speaker 1: wanted your number just to look up your account. I said,

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Speaker 1: you need to call me. Oh no, you need to

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Speaker 1: handle the problem through the in app, sup one, well

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Speaker 1: en up support. This is what they do when you

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Speaker 1: when you complain. Yeah, yeah, oh we're terribly sorry. We'll

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like they have too many competitors

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Speaker 1: because here's the abridge version A six to ten minute trip.

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Speaker 1: go for the cheaper uber obviously, for for for great reasons.

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Speaker 1: So it happens, though, that's what you get. You get

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Speaker 1: the service that you know you asked, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: The app canceled my ride while I was driving, apparently,

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Speaker 1: I said, not for nothing. I said, not for nothing.

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Speaker 1: But even if it is a system's error, an apology

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Speaker 1: they'll give you one star. No. No, my account was

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Speaker 1: because you're you're actually man something now, okay, Jewish, I

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Speaker 1: feel the same way for seven minutes. It's crazy. But

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Speaker 1: like Uber is just their support. I don't know their

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Speaker 1: team and I are not best friends. I've given plenty

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Speaker 1: me five dollar credits and it wasn't quote unquote credited

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Speaker 1: my wife for the track of the stee that they

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Speaker 1: not even that's not even ride. So they're making you

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Speaker 1: get another ride with that credit, do you yeah? Basically

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Speaker 1: the evil doing real money. Do you know? Do you

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Speaker 1: know who has the best customer service? There's two companies.

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Speaker 1: Go Daddy, one time they sent me a job. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure Pickles and Daddy. So, uh, what's the website you're

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Speaker 1: building at Pickles dot com? What's the website you' building, Jake?

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Speaker 1: That doesn't matter, No it does. Why are you go

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Speaker 1: I bought dot com. It doesn't matter. Did you buy

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Speaker 1: so fun. I'll give you five dollar credit if you

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Speaker 1: sell me Jake tough dot Com. You're not you're not

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Speaker 1: I just don't have a name for new podcast. You

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Speaker 1: should get a website the Yamyam and Sammy Show. God, seriously,

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Speaker 1: come on, what website are you building? All right? So

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Speaker 1: the other company that does amazing customer service dot Com?

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Speaker 1: No Amazon, Okay, Amazons Baza phone number first of all,

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Speaker 1: and they answer the phone within like a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: this slightly on the Brooken Boys podcast When a Company

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Speaker 1: If that's your problem. If I can Amazon prim A

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Speaker 1: take care of it. Yeah, are you making a website

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Speaker 1: about avocados? What are the other two website Tough Avocados

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Speaker 1: my god, it's definitely porn. I would love. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you could do so much things with tough, rough and tough.

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Speaker 1: You don't think I can look it out? Because you

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Speaker 1: said you're building three websites. You told us one. I

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Speaker 1: like to fourth game? What are the other domain name?

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Speaker 1: What are the other three? Dot com? Jake him? So,

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Speaker 1: what's what's what's the deal? Are you trying to sell them? Like?

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Speaker 1: Were you buying domain names you think someone would want

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Speaker 1: have world domination? I replaced Elvis duran dot com scary

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Speaker 1: very true. Go daddy dot com slash to Garrett and

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Speaker 1: Hammy Garrett, I have your Christmas car I can't do

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Speaker 1: I get a Christmas card in the mail from Garrett

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Speaker 1: you what did you know want it? You didn't know,

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Speaker 1: do you know what's on my fridge right now? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Stupid ship nothing. You have a magnet that says I

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Speaker 1: sounds about writing me dot com I love That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do. If you won't give me your password,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lock you out. Hold On, Do you send

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Speaker 1: like you have to? Yes? Yeah, really you don't want to.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to send us those cars I do.

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Speaker 1: I just want to go on the record and say

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Speaker 1: that Elvis has a little more money than you do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he sends me holiday cards card from him. I debated,

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Speaker 1: and I outweighed the number of people who are of

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Speaker 1: the Jewish faith versus right now in this room, you're outnumbered. Yeah, boys,

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Speaker 1: actually actually we're half and half. It's two and a half.

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Speaker 1: I split down the middle. Sammy fam know because Sammy's

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Speaker 1: Sammy's mother. No, I don't there. I am so constipated

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Speaker 1: happy and Sammy, what do you guys do with them?

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Speaker 1: But what do you do with the Christmas cards that

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Speaker 1: ever got. Such bullshit. No, it's true. You left out

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Speaker 1: the important part. The first part is when the car arrives.

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Speaker 1: You judge them. Oh yes, you judge how cute the

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Speaker 1: kid looks, not Garret because his kids, you know his kids.

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Speaker 1: Judge how the quality of the paper that it's printed on,

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Speaker 1: and you judge the faces if it's a cute picture

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Speaker 1: They didn't do like a professional shoot. They just took

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Speaker 1: Um let me tell you, I've never gotten Christmas cards

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Speaker 1: until I got Garrett's Christmas cards. So people don't really

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Speaker 1: normally send out in my world things like that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a friend who is very wealthy. He's in

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Speaker 1: it's absolutely and it's not. And he sends a car

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Speaker 1: he's a friend, but that's money. But in the like,

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Speaker 1: me every year. Why because because I I go to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, a website like plenty of Fish or whatever

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Speaker 1: the skip and I print that every year. It's one

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Speaker 1: of the fish fish that everyone send our friend Sammy

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Speaker 1: a tweet today and say hello to Sam Garret Garrett,

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Speaker 1: Garrett Arrett Garrett. That's what his website is. Yeah, everyone,

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Speaker 1: fifteen minute warning show. I'm sweating. My pits are sweating

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