Speaker 1: Are you leave in I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay a. We want to
Speaker 2: send you off InStyle. We want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Ride?
Speaker 5: Do you with Karen and Chris?
Speaker 6: It's Christmas time in the city ringing.
Speaker 3: You're listening listening to I'm singing, I'm be need to ride?
Speaker 1: I Chris Fairings s ringle ling a ling.
Speaker 5: And next to me twinkle time, Magic hour.
Speaker 3: Jesus comes an he hides eggs under your pillow.
Speaker 5: He takes a chickens eggs.
Speaker 7: Oh, I guess I'm thinking of Easter. That's a different holiday.
Speaker 7: Ye yes, well wait, this is he's born or he died.
Speaker 7: But then when he Ris Christmas is born Easter. What
Speaker 7: has risen means is rising because he died Chris.
Speaker 4: But then they put him in the tomb and three
Speaker 4: days later they rolled the large stone away from the
Speaker 4: front of the tomb.
Speaker 1: He was not there. He had risen to the right
Speaker 1: hand of the Lord.
Speaker 3: That is I mean, we're talking about ghosts here. Why
Speaker 3: isn't that what Halloween is about?
Speaker 1: It's you know what I it is.
Speaker 4: Halloween is almost like a remix of Easter mm hmm,
Speaker 4: but it's more generalized.
Speaker 3: Now, why is there a rabbit? Whysei dealing in chickens eggs?
Speaker 3: And why are we what do you know anything about
Speaker 3: that backstory and why it applies to this risen business.
Speaker 4: I believe it is symbolism, and it's from a rebirth,
Speaker 4: new life, chickens, bunnies, new things that are born in spring.
Speaker 4: Sometimes a baby lamb will get thrown onto a card,
Speaker 4: but it's all about new life, which is what the
Speaker 4: resurrection of Christ promises.
Speaker 1: To those who eat of his body and drink of
Speaker 1: his bulls.
Speaker 5: Certainly, certainly skin.
Speaker 1: It's just in my subconscious I could do this for hours, I.
Speaker 5: Know, and that's why I'm just asking. I know I'll
Speaker 5: get the answers.
Speaker 1: It's horrifying.
Speaker 3: So why don't we talk about this skin eating and
Speaker 3: blood drinking during Christmas?
Speaker 4: Because Christmas is about the rewards of eating the blood
Speaker 4: and drinking the skin and that's usually sweaters and hit
Speaker 4: grief arms sausages.
Speaker 3: Well, what a better time and summer sausage. I should
Speaker 3: may be eating it in the winter off season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you save it, you put it up, let
Speaker 1: it cure.
Speaker 3: I just think his birthday is a good time to
Speaker 3: talk about that ghost business.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, you're right, it's just broble too many things.
Speaker 3: No, no, yes, Christmas, I am Can you tell that
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed that even though we were improvising, and.
Speaker 5: I really will, I was not. I'm going to say
Speaker 5: I was not.
Speaker 1: You were suggesting I was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was now ending your song.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, I did it so
Speaker 3: much that I start singing Eastern lyrics and sure, and
Speaker 3: that can only be there's no excuse for that.
Speaker 4: Chris, I feel like Muss CHRISTI Chris Muss is here.
Speaker 4: I feel like you've had so many traumatic experiences with
Speaker 4: Christianity that you probably really see them all as the
Speaker 4: same horrifying slew of events.
Speaker 3: It was really just a scary week at a Bible camp.
Speaker 3: But there was a lot of events.
Speaker 4: Did they have any Easter services or was it summertime?
Speaker 5: Oh? It was summertime. Yeah, it was a summertime.
Speaker 3: I was invited there because my sister kissed boys and
Speaker 3: she said I'd enjoy that that I would.
Speaker 5: Like maybe meet a girl.
Speaker 3: And there's archery and ynewing, and I was like, this
Speaker 3: is going to be great.
Speaker 5: I like the out of doors.
Speaker 3: And they just lock you in a chapel and made
Speaker 3: you speed read quiz you first Corinthians never went through,
Speaker 3: and they all raised their hand at once and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I am not from the year with this book whatsoever.
Speaker 3: And they were they were judging, and then at night
Speaker 3: they were both a giant bonfire and everyone was encouraged
Speaker 3: to put a log down and improvise some I now
Speaker 3: accept you speech.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I had nightmares every night. I was hearing voices. They
Speaker 3: basically told me my parents were going to hell. So
Speaker 3: I thought I was possessed. There's a very grim Rick Ahead,
Speaker 3: Wreck Ahead, Rick Ahead.
Speaker 1: It's Rick, my old neighbor. I thought you were fun.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they call you that.
Speaker 4: He crashes his car because he is fun in a
Speaker 4: grim way.
Speaker 5: Rick. He's my favorite new person anyway.
Speaker 3: I guess I've had some other I've also had good
Speaker 3: experiences with you. Yes, adults that meant well, that had
Speaker 3: no you know, I'm like, these are good people. I'm
Speaker 3: being surrounded by bottom line, yes, where are they now?
Speaker 1: Where are they now? This Christmas?
Speaker 5: So you don't have my back like they did when
Speaker 5: I was sixteen?
Speaker 4: Hold on, no, I think you because we improvised that
Speaker 4: amazing musical interlude for the beginning, you haven't done the
Speaker 4: actual intro and introduced the show.
Speaker 5: Oh, I was starting to sing it. I kind of say,
Speaker 5: I think I interrupted.
Speaker 3: You've been listening to do your even riding alling okay,
Speaker 3: which was a terrible attempt. And then I said my name,
Speaker 3: and then but your name's Karen Kilgarriff in case.
Speaker 1: So so you introduced yourself right, and then everything's fine.
Speaker 5: Usually you do introduce yourself.
Speaker 3: It would be unorthodox for me for the very first time,
Speaker 3: and I left quiet. To my left is Karen Kilgarriff.
Speaker 3: I will speak for it.
Speaker 5: She'll be having the chicken, she.
Speaker 6: Lays, the clubs and colleges all over the country, and
Speaker 6: one glass of wine and that's it.
Speaker 5: Really this time, I would never speak for you.
Speaker 1: You absolutely can.
Speaker 4: I just want to make sure you know for myself
Speaker 4: what I look to in podcasts is consistency right right,
Speaker 4: especially this podcast.
Speaker 3: There's no consistency whatsoever except in the beginning we say
Speaker 3: our names and somehow I fuck that up.
Speaker 5: Now, this is Karen Kilgarriff. I'm Chris Fairbas. You're listening.
Speaker 5: Do you need a ride?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: I know where I am. Here's what's consistent about us.
Speaker 4: We absolutely will tell you the same story twenty times.
Speaker 1: That's what the consistency is. Redundancy for this show.
Speaker 3: Consistency really is redundancy on how you look at it.
Speaker 1: Say it again, underline it one more time.
Speaker 3: I think it's really I will I'll reably see it
Speaker 3: again in a minute.
Speaker 5: That's the repetition that we promise, that.
Speaker 1: We guarantee that will make you feel comfortable.
Speaker 3: I think I'm a bit of a bully, a little
Speaker 3: bit because whenever someone's on like a tiny little scooter,
Speaker 3: or that guy had a modified tiny motor cycle kit
Speaker 3: and with little wheels, but he had a grown up,
Speaker 3: big boyd motorcycle helmet, it makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: Look at him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why am I I'm a bully? I'm ah, it's
Speaker 5: a perfectly fine little bike.
Speaker 1: It's little.
Speaker 3: It gets him to point a point B it's low mileage.
Speaker 3: He cares about the guy probably adopts animals.
Speaker 4: Who but this is Los Angeles, where it might as
Speaker 4: well be mad Max, Like, you just don't want to
Speaker 4: be on a scooter in this town.
Speaker 1: You be eaten alive.
Speaker 5: I forget. Sometimes we're in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: And the other night I had maybe a couple drinks,
Speaker 3: but it was a party.
Speaker 5: It was a holiday party.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, there's a reason. And then nice hang out
Speaker 3: with Brian Cook and we were the greatest. We were
Speaker 3: just wandering around the Virgil where the party was, and
Speaker 3: we got beef jerkey sticks at seven to eleven and
Speaker 3: we were saying goodbye to each other. My car was
Speaker 3: the other direction, so we were sort of in the
Speaker 3: middle of the street in the crosswalk, and a car,
Speaker 3: I guess it quit saying walk and we were just
Speaker 3: talking and a car like swerved at us to make
Speaker 3: a point that we were in the way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we were like, come on, and.
Speaker 3: Brian put his arms in the air, and then the
Speaker 3: guy just whipped a U turn and came yeah at
Speaker 3: us and started saying fight things, and we both like
Speaker 3: laughed at him, and then I just started walking towards
Speaker 3: the car, like, now, let's fight this guy. I'm I
Speaker 3: didn't realize it's one hundred percent wrong in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night. So the guy rolled down his window
Speaker 3: and then I he started shifting around and looking at
Speaker 3: the console and I'm like, this is scary. What if
Speaker 3: this guy has a gun. I'm not a tough guy.
Speaker 3: I'm five eight, five nine going on five eight. I'm
Speaker 3: not I'd never been tough. I'm gonna just admit that
Speaker 3: I'm just and I got scared and I'm like.
Speaker 5: Let's not.
Speaker 3: Brian tried to get he tried to opened his door, no, yeah,
Speaker 3: to get in the car, and the guy drove off,
Speaker 3: and then we kept talking and the guy came back
Speaker 3: with his brother and he introduced him as his brother.
Speaker 3: And the guy had his hand in the back of
Speaker 3: his pants and I was like, why is your handback there?
Speaker 3: Do you have like a gun? He said yeah, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, that's terrible. We don't Earlier we
Speaker 3: were just I want to open by saying I apologize,
Speaker 3: and Brian's like, I don't. He would not apologize to
Speaker 3: the guy, and he wanted to fight, and he brother's brother,
Speaker 3: who seemed like he was playing video games at home
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 5: So obviously these.
Speaker 3: Guys weren't super scary because I'm talking about it, but.
Speaker 5: He showed me something.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was holding his wallet, but it definitely he
Speaker 3: was pretending it was a gun, which is enough for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't it be? And I'm very easy to get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, what, I'm just admitting I made
Speaker 3: that mistake.
Speaker 5: And that Brian that doesn't care if he lives or
Speaker 5: dies out there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do, though you do on the on the
Speaker 4: B side though, but at the A side you'll be like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah street, Yeah, yeah, it's the other side. It's not
Speaker 3: my greatest hits. My B side is very I'm just, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a little embarrassed. I'm just admitting this that.
Speaker 3: But it's nice because it means I care about life.
Speaker 5: And that's right.
Speaker 1: You had a discovery in that life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to get shot by a guy
Speaker 5: with a gun.
Speaker 1: How was that party?
Speaker 4: Was the music super loud and you couldn't hear anybody?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: When I walked in, I was like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to be here. I got claustrophobic. Why day I leave
Speaker 3: the house? And then reminded later when I'm almost in
Speaker 3: a gunfight.
Speaker 5: That's scary. That is not good Christmas tailgating.
Speaker 4: Well, and who's at the front, Your little friend on
Speaker 4: a scooter.
Speaker 3: Mustang's going after Yes, that that guy is like hugging
Speaker 3: the bumper, Yes, of the other car. He's so mad
Speaker 3: that they're going slow that he's ready, Yeah, to get
Speaker 3: in a carved fender bender, or just tip.
Speaker 1: That scooter over, which would be the easiest thing in
Speaker 1: the world to what.
Speaker 3: If After I made fun of the guy's helmet and
Speaker 3: his little bike, we've watched him get manslaughter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we have to witness at his trial.
Speaker 5: I the next day.
Speaker 3: After this, this this gun possible gun situation. It could
Speaker 3: have been a wallet. Like I said, I was so depressed.
Speaker 3: I was like, that was what a dumb night. I
Speaker 3: shouldn't ever go to parties or ever have drinks, or
Speaker 3: ever walk in the street, and ever leave my apartment.
Speaker 5: And so I've been a bit of a homebody.
Speaker 1: So you really solved the problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I'm going to get a Christmas street and
Speaker 3: start decorating and not leave the house.
Speaker 1: Stay indoors. Look, you can do every single thing.
Speaker 4: It's cold outside, baby, listen, just don't stand in the street.
Speaker 4: And if you do and someone gets mad at you
Speaker 4: for it, then you go, we're just an.
Speaker 3: I think normally I would go like, yeah, you're right, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I.
Speaker 1: You know, well you got you got up in that, Brian.
Speaker 5: Cook, I'm talking two or three. Oh man, he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: He's and then later he was like, I've never even
Speaker 3: been in a fight in my life. I just know
Speaker 3: how to be confident. And the guy was like yelling
Speaker 3: at his face and he was just smirking at him.
Speaker 3: He's like, so what are you going to do now?
Speaker 3: You know what You're going to do? Nothing, And the
Speaker 3: guy was like he just was mumbling and getting mad.
Speaker 3: And then they drove off and I never got shot.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, how'd you do that, Brian, because but
Speaker 3: he did demand I apologize, and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: actually do apologize.
Speaker 5: I actually am sorry.
Speaker 1: That is not a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, guns told make me really back up, Enrich. I
Speaker 3: don't think the guy had been you know, but he
Speaker 3: just had his hand back there. And I was the
Speaker 3: one that brought up the gun and they said yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I totally do yes.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, we have guns.
Speaker 5: I'm realizing now it was my idea.
Speaker 1: Anyway you introduced it into the situation.
Speaker 5: Short storyline is what just happened.
Speaker 4: So nothing else to tell me about that party, like
Speaker 4: what did I miss? Anybody good, et cetera.
Speaker 5: I did have a good time.
Speaker 3: I just kind of talked to new strangers.
Speaker 4: Weird and some old friends. The new strangers threatening you
Speaker 4: with a gun in the street no.
Speaker 5: Before when we were in the building safe, you.
Speaker 1: Know, and you walked around say Hi, I'm Chris. I
Speaker 1: do comedy.
Speaker 5: I just was like, I like your jacket, what's your name?
Speaker 3: And had normal jacket conversations and I like to yeah, it's.
Speaker 5: Important for me to just be in those organic socials.
Speaker 3: I was on the other side, like the party was
Speaker 3: on the right side, and I was like, I mean,
Speaker 3: I just talked to these normal civilian people because I
Speaker 3: relax a little and not and I did. It got
Speaker 3: me out of my head and then I went back
Speaker 3: over to the comedy party and then everyone had left
Speaker 3: pretty much. But I did have an anxiety that washed
Speaker 3: over me when I first got there, and it was
Speaker 3: it's was based in loud music, in small space and
Speaker 3: a lot of bodies, a lot of heat me wearing
Speaker 3: a thick sweater.
Speaker 4: You know, I've gotten into so many fights with Joel
Speaker 4: about that party and how they have to turn the
Speaker 4: music down, and he argues me every time, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's comics.
Speaker 1: They want to riff and talk to each other.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense that you have a DJ play
Speaker 4: music so loud that within fifteen minutes everyone is screaming
Speaker 4: and they can't like they get horse because they're yelling.
Speaker 5: So I had I was good. I had no voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, of course not. And that's like within fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: It was either from yelling or from begging for my
Speaker 5: life something. It made me horsey.
Speaker 1: It made a little horsey horse.
Speaker 3: I didn't get a little horsey in the and so
Speaker 3: and then Thanksgiving, I didn't really do it.
Speaker 5: I went bowling.
Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah, very good if you stayed in town.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I shouldn't bowling is there's professionals that do it.
Speaker 3: Why am I able to suddenly almost have a perfect game?
Speaker 3: That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 5: I never do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just bowled good, well, good and well. And
Speaker 3: I don't it's just funny to me because I don't.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't be.
Speaker 3: And I realized every time I eat bad food and
Speaker 3: I'm sticking my fingers in these municipal holes that are
Speaker 3: so extinct dirty.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then with the same hand, I learned this time.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I bowled better. I start eating with
Speaker 3: the left hand.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 5: And then you need a.
Speaker 3: System, yeah yeah. And I didn't get sick because it builds.
Speaker 5: Up the immune system. Yeah. Yeah. So and then enough
Speaker 5: of my boring stuff.
Speaker 1: You went on a europe I went on a European tour.
Speaker 5: You went to Ireland, England. Where'd you go?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, Scotland as well as let's see doo dooo?
Speaker 4: Do you all through UK? And then and Ireland? And
Speaker 4: then we went over to I don't know where I
Speaker 4: am right now. We went over to Barcelona. We called
Speaker 4: it the company retreat.
Speaker 5: You went to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went over to Buffalona for the last couple
Speaker 4: of days.
Speaker 5: That is for did you have a show there?
Speaker 1: It was after our last show.
Speaker 4: We hung out for a couple of days in London,
Speaker 4: which was awesome. We went to a real soccer match
Speaker 4: really yeah. Chelsea was playing west Ham and we watched
Speaker 4: their game. We sat in the Chelsea area and it
Speaker 4: was amazing and so fine.
Speaker 5: Oh is Chelsea lately?
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I just was there and it's
Speaker 3: like might as well, so dumb. It's a soccer joke,
Speaker 3: first of all. First of all, it's a football joke, football,
Speaker 3: American soccer.
Speaker 4: American football. But everyone, this was my favorite moment. So
Speaker 4: we you can't bring food or drink up into the
Speaker 4: actual stands, and the stands are tiny, so you're sitting
Speaker 4: right next to like you're just jammed in and stranger. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so it was like me, Georgia and Vince. But then
Speaker 4: I was just nick next to some little kid who
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 1: Just screaming the entire time. It was really funny.
Speaker 4: And then every like I think it was half hour,
Speaker 4: there's fifteen minute breaks where you can run down and
Speaker 4: drink a beer and eat something really fast, and I
Speaker 4: think it's either ten or fifteen minutes and then you
Speaker 4: go back in.
Speaker 5: Everyone everyone does it, oh yeow.
Speaker 4: And it's kind of like almost like seventh inning stretched
Speaker 4: style thing, but it happens more often. And this one
Speaker 4: time we went down and there's two of those in
Speaker 4: a game, so they are your two chances to.
Speaker 1: Get something to eat or drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we were down there and it's like so crowded,
Speaker 4: and it's I would say ninety five percent men, of course.
Speaker 4: And so we're standing there and Vinces like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: going to go over there. I'm going to use the bathroom,
Speaker 4: and then I'm going to go get his beer over there.
Speaker 1: He leaves.
Speaker 4: Me and George are standing there and realize we're kind
Speaker 4: of standing in a spot. They could be the back
Speaker 4: of the line, the last people in line, or not
Speaker 4: in line or not sure. And we're just standing there
Speaker 4: talking to each other and then this guy behind us goes, wait,
Speaker 4: are you in line?
Speaker 1: And we go, oh, no, like that, and he got
Speaker 1: he was like mad.
Speaker 4: He was a little bit like, you know, kind of
Speaker 4: working classy, kind of tough guy ish.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, every soccer game is those guys getting in riots.
Speaker 1: It's those guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But so he started to look irritated, like, motherfuckers, I've
Speaker 4: been standing behind people who aren't in line.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And right as he started getting mad, I grabbed his
Speaker 4: arm and I go, don't be mad.
Speaker 1: At us were American And then he burst out laughing
Speaker 1: and he was our friend after that.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, oh what that is a bold that could
Speaker 5: have backfired.
Speaker 4: It really hate Americans, you just added to everyone hates Americans.
Speaker 4: You have to go in knowing that that's probably the
Speaker 4: vibe is if they can hear your accent, you sound
Speaker 4: like a valley girl like we do, they're not that
Speaker 4: stoked that you're there at all. So you really have
Speaker 4: to like if you're going to say sorry, you know,
Speaker 4: like you go, yeah, no, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: I like that you his arm, Yeah, I'm like, we
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: It's it was very intimidating and it was very like
Speaker 4: close quarters and kind of like you couldn't stand in
Speaker 4: the right spot.
Speaker 1: It was. It was crazy, but it was such a cool,
Speaker 1: cool experience.
Speaker 4: It was there's so much chanting and singing and like
Speaker 4: people chant, they have all these chants for their team
Speaker 4: that everyone but you knows.
Speaker 1: It's just like very powerful. And where that was in
Speaker 1: the Chelsea neighborhood.
Speaker 4: The Chelsea area of London, Okay, which is apparently fancy,
Speaker 4: and then West Ham is like working class.
Speaker 5: So was you know, I just liked I It.
Speaker 3: Was mostly older men, old like at the age a
Speaker 3: lot of Americans would retire that were working in the
Speaker 3: Union and working on this movie or this commercial I
Speaker 3: was in in England, and I liked that they were
Speaker 3: all there was like a grumpiness.
Speaker 5: There was like a resting grumpy face.
Speaker 3: Yep, they're old, they're like eh, and they didn't and
Speaker 3: then once you engage them and looked them in the
Speaker 3: eye and start talking to him, they're the best. It
Speaker 3: happened every time. They're the best people ever. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I love this old guy. He just started He was
Speaker 3: so grumpy, he was so quiet for two days. Then
Speaker 3: I started talking to him, this driver, and he just
Speaker 3: started telling me about his son, about how his wife died.
Speaker 3: I was like starting to tear up. I'm like, this
Speaker 3: guy that I thought was grumpy is like the best.
Speaker 5: And then we hugged every single day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're they're you know, they're tired. They literally
Speaker 4: like are the people that lift shit for a living.
Speaker 5: Look, I have a Starbucks card? Oh nice too? The
Speaker 5: one for me?
Speaker 1: Nice? Where'd you get him?
Speaker 5: As gays are from Russ Russ?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Signed simply, We're signed Russ Russ.
Speaker 3: You rule maybe in Austin, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yes, tell me now. I don't love the shouting.
Speaker 3: I would like a regular Grande coffee with almond milk.
Speaker 1: There's your lucky cricket regular. Where have you been, Jimmy Stephen.
Speaker 5: I'll have I'm trying something new. It's this salted caramelw.
Speaker 4: Yes, please, could we get assaulted caramel cold brew?
Speaker 1: What size?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: A grande of that?
Speaker 4: And then a grande coffee with almond milk in it?
Speaker 4: And then can I get a double tall, one pump mocha.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be it? That's right, thank you?
Speaker 3: I got I had grumpy old englishman my mind. And
Speaker 3: so I ordered a Grandpa coffee.
Speaker 1: Black coffee with almond milk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all I need. I've been driving this. I'm
Speaker 5: not doing an accent.
Speaker 3: And then so you went to the soccer game. There
Speaker 3: was no riot, no riot.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 3: I'm always worried about riots that you hear about people
Speaker 3: getting speed up or killed.
Speaker 1: Or like the entire thing collapsing.
Speaker 3: They've had some terrible it's emotional. It's an emotional sport
Speaker 3: with bad structures.
Speaker 4: Well, and you know what they did, and they guess
Speaker 4: they this is how they prepare it. Now. There's only
Speaker 4: if the stadium was a big pie, only say two
Speaker 4: out of the ten pieces of pie were the west
Speaker 4: Ham fans.
Speaker 1: Everyone else was Chelsea.
Speaker 4: They keep them in one area and they have security guards.
Speaker 1: Lined the entire area they're at.
Speaker 4: I have video I can show you so that there
Speaker 4: can't no one can cross over and go fight and
Speaker 4: nothing like that that can happen. And as the game
Speaker 4: started to end and the west Ham team was winning,
Speaker 4: the security guards come all the way onto the field
Speaker 4: and sit down.
Speaker 1: So there's no hi.
Speaker 3: Oh, terrific. We got a serving tray that seems okay.
Speaker 3: Here's a little guy.
Speaker 1: He is a that would be mine.
Speaker 5: Okay smalls, okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Here's your cold drink on a cold winner's day.
Speaker 1: Was it supposed to be cold Stephen? Yes, oh thank god.
Speaker 5: It's the delicious. The foam is salted caramel's.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But then straight to the to the lightning juice down
Speaker 4: at the bottom, lightning juice. Fucking cold brew coffee makes
Speaker 4: me lose my mind.
Speaker 1: It makes me crazy.
Speaker 3: I just had a nitro cold brew and I thought
Speaker 3: it was gonna really it had the word nitro in it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I'm going to be loosey, goosey. I
Speaker 5: took a nap.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, how big was it?
Speaker 5: It was grande. I mean I could have done beggar.
Speaker 1: I'm not challenging what I am.
Speaker 5: I don't think I could have a vent or larger.
Speaker 5: I'll get a Trenty.
Speaker 1: I'll get the drink that everyone's too embarrassed to order
Speaker 1: so big.
Speaker 5: I'll get an extra shot. You'd think you do you guys?
Speaker 5: When you park on on busy street? Do you leap
Speaker 5: out of your car? Do you do that? Never? That
Speaker 5: person does?
Speaker 1: That person? Okay, here's what drives me crazy.
Speaker 4: One time I was in the Ralphs parking lot and
Speaker 4: I opened my car door. I was it was when
Speaker 4: I had it was basically this car, but the SUV version.
Speaker 4: And I opened my car door because there was I
Speaker 4: looked and there was nobody obviously in the parking spot
Speaker 4: next to me. I opened my car door right as
Speaker 4: a Porsche whips around the corner to park in this
Speaker 4: empty spot. But he was easily going twenty miles an
Speaker 4: hour and he runs into my open door.
Speaker 5: When did this?
Speaker 3: And then when did you have an suv version of
Speaker 3: this car? When did you almost get manslaughtered?
Speaker 4: It was four cars ago vehicular It was in early
Speaker 4: two thousand's.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we maybe weren't friends yet.
Speaker 4: I think we I think it was that early. It
Speaker 4: may have been like two thousand and three.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just moving here. It's just a bushy tailed,
Speaker 5: fresh faced yeah, little virgin.
Speaker 4: It was the part of my life I don't like
Speaker 4: to think about. Wow, that is part when Chris didn't
Speaker 4: live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: Did you're Yeah, let's let's go ahead and say what
Speaker 3: it is BC before Chris.
Speaker 5: That's really graspy.
Speaker 3: I wish me me me improv Christmas songs were as successful.
Speaker 5: Actually, don't be right. I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3: Out of respect to whatever soccer team you like, and
Speaker 3: whatever your heritage, I'll spey. I do different white person voices.
Speaker 3: You did the door rip off? Is it one of
Speaker 3: a situation where the car bent your door the wrong way?
Speaker 4: It pushed the door into the doorframe, so I couldn't
Speaker 4: shut my door, but it didn't bend it off, and
Speaker 4: so it was right. I think I had been dating
Speaker 4: the guy I was dating at the time. I'd gone
Speaker 4: out with them like twice, and I knew that the
Speaker 4: night that night. The reason he and I weren't hanging
Speaker 4: out is because it was his night to watch twenty
Speaker 4: four with his friend, and I was like, didn't know
Speaker 4: what else to do, so I just called him and
Speaker 4: was like, I'm really sorry because I know it's your
Speaker 4: night to watch twenty four with your friend, but I'm
Speaker 4: not sure what to do because I can't shut.
Speaker 3: My car door.
Speaker 1: And he's like, be there in a minute.
Speaker 4: Oh well, and then came and fixed it with his like,
Speaker 4: with his hands, pulled the door.
Speaker 1: Back out of the doorframe.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, I'm in this relationship
Speaker 1: now when this is all I need? Yeah, And it
Speaker 1: taught me the very valuable lesson ladies that it's you.
Speaker 4: It's good to call upon men like that and be
Speaker 4: like I'm fucked and I need you to come and
Speaker 4: help me, because that's when men know what to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, there are times where you just need someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't know a door bending. Actually
Speaker 3: I'm that if that ever happens. I know my way
Speaker 3: around a vehicle. I know how to bend a doorback, do.
Speaker 1: You think so? Yeah, you can pull it right back back.
Speaker 3: And if this is only if this was only two
Speaker 3: thousand posts two thousand and three, I could have been
Speaker 3: that doorbnder.
Speaker 1: You could have bet that door.
Speaker 3: I know that I've told you this, but that same
Speaker 3: I know I told this, but hey, consistency is our problem,
Speaker 3: is our redundancy. Oh, we were skating in that street
Speaker 3: after a football game, just because the.
Speaker 5: Cars weren't moving.
Speaker 4: American football because you have yes, yes, now that you're
Speaker 4: a global traveler.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was American college double a football uh Grizzly
Speaker 3: Montana Grizzlies good and and a guy started screaming at
Speaker 3: us opened his door. That's when we realized he was
Speaker 3: in a regular car, but he was in a cop uniform, so.
Speaker 5: He was leaving.
Speaker 3: I don't know why he was in his own car,
Speaker 3: but right then a TV truck ripped his door off
Speaker 3: and he was holding onto the handle, so it put
Speaker 3: him onto the ground. And then he was embarrassed, he
Speaker 3: was maybe hurt, and we laughed because it was hilarious, hilarious,
Speaker 3: and he handcuffed us and he was so angry, and
Speaker 3: he took off his sunglasses and threw him on the
Speaker 3: dash of his car and the sunglasses broke.
Speaker 5: Insult injury.
Speaker 3: I knew not to laugh, but I think my friend
Speaker 3: Josh laughed, and so he's the first to get handcuffed.
Speaker 3: But Montana is, of course one of the whitest places ever.
Speaker 3: It's just that way. I was always kind of embarrassed
Speaker 3: about it. But my friend Josh was black. His last
Speaker 3: name is Harris. There happened to be another cop who's
Speaker 3: black and his last name was Harris. So the guy
Speaker 3: racistly assumed they were related, and he let us go.
Speaker 5: It was the best, the.
Speaker 1: Only pro racism you've seen so far.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yet the only time. It's not always bad. It
Speaker 8: gets you off the hook. He just assumed, what's your
Speaker 8: name again, Harris? Well, I'll give your.
Speaker 5: Eyes a warning. I mean, my car's ruined, my glasses.
Speaker 4: And even though I did all this to myself, I
Speaker 4: did it all to himself.
Speaker 3: And I think I said something smart assy to that effect,
Speaker 3: like we really the thing. The reasons you're mad right
Speaker 3: now don't have to do with us skateboarding.
Speaker 1: And I didn't.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't know. I didn't.
Speaker 1: They don't. They're not looking for help in those situations oftentimes.
Speaker 3: Well, anytime the police got mad at me, my mom,
Speaker 3: we'rek in city Hall on the same floor as them.
Speaker 3: If I got a ticket or anything, my mom. That's
Speaker 3: what I loved about her is. She would go and
Speaker 3: she's like which officer and she'd go to their desk
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh god, what is it now, Lynn.
Speaker 3: They were like she would yell at him some with
Speaker 3: skateboarding and you were rude to him. And this was
Speaker 3: on Wednesday at four pia.
Speaker 1: He's like, ah, sorry, sorry, I'm on all these pills.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was cool.
Speaker 3: My mom would stick up for me and she had
Speaker 3: a skateboarding is not a crime bumper stick nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she supported the Yep, yep she did.
Speaker 5: She did.
Speaker 4: You know what that reminds me of is we were in
Speaker 4: New York one time and we were this cab wouldn't
Speaker 4: drop us at the corner. Like the cab driver was like,
Speaker 4: we were in traffic, but he was like, just get
Speaker 4: out here. And my friend goes, we shouldn't get out here,
Speaker 4: and he was like, just get out here. So my
Speaker 4: friend opens her door and the car next to us
Speaker 4: go pulls forward and start and somehow part of that
Speaker 4: it was like a van, it's a rear view mirror
Speaker 4: caught the door and then started smashing the cab door.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it like and then it just
Speaker 1: drove away.
Speaker 4: And so then the cab pulls over and we get
Speaker 4: out and we're like, holy shit, and the cab diver
Speaker 4: starts going, you stay right there, you're the ones that
Speaker 4: did this. And this lady stepped out from the group
Speaker 4: of people who are about to cross the street.
Speaker 1: She stepped out and looked at both of us.
Speaker 4: And goes, get out of here, run right now, get out,
Speaker 4: and we just ran up the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was going to try to make it
Speaker 1: like it somehow was our fault.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great when.
Speaker 4: He's the one that wouldn't pull over to the she
Speaker 4: was fucking wonder woman, still dressed as a journalist. It
Speaker 4: was just some business lady who was like, get out
Speaker 4: of here, both of you right now, Like don't don't
Speaker 4: stand around because this guy's.
Speaker 1: Telling you to stand I love it.
Speaker 3: And you were young wed some you needed Linda Carter
Speaker 3: to be there, yes.
Speaker 4: Because we were like, holy shit, this is like this
Speaker 4: weird car accident that we had something to do with.
Speaker 1: But it actually technically wasn't our fault.
Speaker 3: You're right, because you can't as I don't know, I
Speaker 3: think it was technically with my situation, we were guys
Speaker 3: on skateboards in the streets, so but we didn't make
Speaker 3: him swing open his door.
Speaker 5: It's no, but.
Speaker 3: The cop is going to be able to wear it. It
Speaker 3: on a ticket to where it is your fault.
Speaker 5: But that's the.
Speaker 4: Other problem with people, And it's not just like it's
Speaker 4: not always men, but I think it might be a
Speaker 4: little bit of the male thing.
Speaker 5: Not offending me.
Speaker 4: When you have to be the leader, then it's that
Speaker 4: much harder when you fuck up to be like, oh
Speaker 4: I fucked up, because then it's like, oh, no one
Speaker 4: will respect me. And I think cops are in that
Speaker 4: precarious position where they think that they're going to like
Speaker 4: dominate an alpha every situation instead of just be like,
Speaker 4: what's what's actually happening? How am I actually needed? Everything
Speaker 4: turns into this I'm in charge, and it's like they
Speaker 4: can't they can't be in the wrong in any way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just described scenes from every cop movie. Yeah right,
Speaker 5: you're rich in your jurisdiction.
Speaker 4: I retire on Friday, and god damn it, I'm too
Speaker 4: old for this shit.
Speaker 1: Everything's that.
Speaker 5: Oh why have I seen all those movies?
Speaker 1: They're the best.
Speaker 5: So then you went to the soccer game, Oh you
Speaker 5: met it? You And then where you made.
Speaker 4: Forced a friend in the bar line and next night
Speaker 4: we went to see Liam Gallagher play the O two Colisseum.
Speaker 1: It was so good. It was so good.
Speaker 5: Does he still hate his brother?
Speaker 1: Yes, they can't stop fighting.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the funnest part of oas But I really do.
Speaker 3: I'm a brit pop man. I don't even think I've
Speaker 3: told you that. It's one of my most visited stations.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know.
Speaker 5: I love it and it is.
Speaker 1: I love their personalities.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love the fighting. Great, good for you you
Speaker 5: went there, Liam.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's this was my favorite part. We we the
Speaker 4: promoter for our show in London. Vince told him we
Speaker 4: were going to go to Liam Gallagher and he goes,
Speaker 4: I'll get you guys box seats, and Vince is like,
Speaker 4: I think we already have pretty nice seats, but let's
Speaker 4: take whatever he's offering us and then just go to
Speaker 4: the one we like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably more. What you had was more comfortable than
Speaker 5: a bomb.
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool, but I'm not It was a.
Speaker 3: Dumb joke and so I'm grabbing your arm and telling
Speaker 3: you I'm American.
Speaker 4: Oh he made us get into a weird a goat.
Speaker 1: So it's actually one of those fancy like a skybox.
Speaker 4: Jesus yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus, Jesus yeah, no wrong, And.
Speaker 1: So we were in there.
Speaker 4: So these kids come in, this older dude and then
Speaker 4: three like teens come in and they're all fucked up
Speaker 4: and vince. Our theory was they had snuck in, right,
Speaker 4: but they basically were they went down to like the
Speaker 4: row seats that were so you're actually in the coliseum.
Speaker 4: It's the box back here, but then they had like
Speaker 4: four rows of seats where you were actually in the audience.
Speaker 1: It was really cool.
Speaker 4: And then they went down right to the front and
Speaker 4: they were fucking smoking on a vape and like drinking
Speaker 4: beer and like they looked like little baby Oasis children.
Speaker 4: Oh like they looked like they were relatives of the
Speaker 4: Gallagher family in somewhere, yes, and kind of like the attitude,
Speaker 4: and they were throwing shit off the box balcony and
Speaker 4: they were doing all this stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, then people start throwing shit on them because they
Speaker 1: were like, fucking yeah, we were like three rows behind
Speaker 1: them in the same box.
Speaker 4: And then they're like they're trying to start fights with
Speaker 4: the box above us because the box above us basically
Speaker 4: watched them throw shit on people, and they're like, fine,
Speaker 4: we'll throw shit on you.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, come down here, come down here. Whatever.
Speaker 4: Then they started they got so fucked up. They were
Speaker 4: like hanging off the side of the box. Like one
Speaker 4: kid at one point was just sitting with his butt
Speaker 4: balanced on the glass and his legs dangling over for
Speaker 4: what was from the show, No, no, facing the show,
Speaker 4: but essentially like hanging off the side of the box,
Speaker 4: you know, fifty feet above the ground.
Speaker 5: Vomit. No.
Speaker 4: No. He was like he was super fucked up. So
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, I'm I'm in Vincent King of
Speaker 4: the World.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, oh King of the World lane. Okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: It was insanity.
Speaker 4: And and we watched the beginning.
Speaker 1: Of the concert.
Speaker 4: Right as the first song starts, you see a plastic
Speaker 4: cup go straight up in the air and this beer
Speaker 4: go everywhere, and it happens like all over the floor,
Speaker 4: you know. And the women we were with.
Speaker 1: We met these girls who also have a podcast over there.
Speaker 1: They came to our show.
Speaker 4: They were super nice, so they were at that too,
Speaker 4: and they said, it's not beer, that's people who piss
Speaker 4: in cups while they're waiting for the show to start,
Speaker 4: and then when the first song plays, they throw their
Speaker 4: cup up in the air. That's horrifying, isn't that disgusting?
Speaker 4: And like, literally I saw five different ones do it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god the show started.
Speaker 5: Yeah, where that sounds like.
Speaker 3: Something you'd be at some banjo show and the Ozarks
Speaker 3: no friends. Yeah, I don't know why the Ozarks is
Speaker 3: how can I offend anyone?
Speaker 1: Also, they're very polite at banjo ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: You know, it depends on if they're plucking or picking.
Speaker 3: I'd like, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I can't. That's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1: It was pretty shock.
Speaker 5: There's nothing worse than p well.
Speaker 1: Because the girl. The girl goes, do you really.
Speaker 4: Think they're going to spend all that money on a
Speaker 4: beer like twelve fifty and then just throw it in
Speaker 4: the air. They're like, no one's throwing their beer anywhere.
Speaker 4: And then we're like, oh my god, you're right like that,
Speaker 4: there's no way that's what's happening.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Well I did think of something worse.
Speaker 3: I saw a news story a woman, oh yeah, the man, Yeah,
Speaker 3: my diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's been like that was a chain of those
Speaker 4: happening a few interviews with her, though, and in one
Speaker 4: of the interviews, she said that that experience gave her diarrhea,
Speaker 4: and she.
Speaker 5: Wasn't joking, She just was saying, did you get sick?
Speaker 3: And she said I had, so the diarrhea gave her diarrhea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that made me laugh.
Speaker 1: And at least there's a bright spot in this story.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, thank you. That's the reason I told it.
Speaker 5: Let it be known. Diarrhea gives you diarrhea.
Speaker 1: But said that while crying, it was she crying.
Speaker 5: She was very upset. It was traumaddic.
Speaker 4: It's disgusting. It's the most disgusting thing you could do.
Speaker 5: I know, it really is the worst. I feel bad
Speaker 5: for her.
Speaker 3: Did so at Liam Gallagher show? Did he do Oasis songs?
Speaker 1: Or yeah?
Speaker 3: He did?
Speaker 5: They both have They aren't that much.
Speaker 3: They aren't enemies so much to where or is it
Speaker 3: like you get these songs?
Speaker 5: I get these songs?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Vince would know actually, because he's a huge fan and
Speaker 4: he's like followed all of their stuffy but I think
Speaker 4: those he has songwriting like.
Speaker 1: I think they co own a bunch of the songs
Speaker 1: so he can do what he wants and that's why.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's on this tour and it's like it's UK
Speaker 4: and then he was in Australia.
Speaker 1: But his he's this. We were talking about this because I.
Speaker 5: Was like, he's the nice one. I think he's the
Speaker 5: less of an asshole one.
Speaker 4: Well, over the years he's been, he's played every part
Speaker 4: because he used to be the guy that like wouldn't
Speaker 4: perform and then stood on the side heckling his brother
Speaker 4: as a brother day No.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking to him, he wants the asshole.
Speaker 4: Yeah okay, but then come it might not be so
Speaker 4: like then, Like as the years progress, it's kind of
Speaker 4: maybe the that he's the misunderstood rebel. But what I
Speaker 4: was saying to Vince is it must because the other brother, Noel,
Speaker 4: is the one who writes all those songs.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter because Liam singing them is the song.
Speaker 4: So the brother that writes them is probably especially bitter
Speaker 4: because even though they're his inventions, it wasn't until his
Speaker 4: brother sang the song that.
Speaker 1: They became the hits.
Speaker 5: Wow yeah, and.
Speaker 4: So like you can't he can't just sit there and go,
Speaker 4: these are my songs because it's like they're just as
Speaker 4: much Liam songs and his voice makes them the song. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just fascinating. It's like it makes so much sense
Speaker 4: why they are in the position that they're in right
Speaker 4: now and they can't kind of can't. They can't get
Speaker 4: along basically, It's pretty fascinating.
Speaker 3: I really yeah, I would love to see them. Maybe
Speaker 3: I will someday.
Speaker 1: Well, one or the other. You won't be able to
Speaker 1: see both at the same time. I must something crazy happened,
Speaker 1: like the forty year reunion or something.
Speaker 5: I'll just go see Peter Gallagher and a plate or something.
Speaker 1: The older, more reasonable brother Peter.
Speaker 5: The same eyebrows.
Speaker 3: And then you went to Barcelona. I've been to to
Speaker 3: Plaia Majorca. Hmmm, which is like an island that's supposed
Speaker 3: to be Barcelona light.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, or like.
Speaker 3: Or esque thank you, but same that same architecture. Did
Speaker 3: you see a lot of like buildings that look like
Speaker 3: they're melting portions like that Goya or Goudy gaudy gaudy Ye,
Speaker 3: Goya's an artist. Goudy is a style of melty tilework.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's the guy who did it, Okay,
Speaker 4: the architect who designed that way, who is like at
Speaker 4: the time he's like the Picasso of architect If I'm right.
Speaker 5: Right, I think you are right, and I think that
Speaker 5: he was.
Speaker 3: There's a lot so because of everything having those kind
Speaker 3: of melted transitions that a lot of people go and
Speaker 3: skateboard on them.
Speaker 5: And he said, that's okay. I like that.
Speaker 3: That's how they're using my artwork really, and so it's
Speaker 3: not a bust when you skate there and they don't
Speaker 3: kick you out.
Speaker 5: They're like, well, or that's what I've heard. Who Yes,
Speaker 5: it would.
Speaker 4: Make sense because he was he was all about breaking
Speaker 4: up tradition, the traditional sense of things. If i'm if
Speaker 4: I have it right, if I'm thinking of the right person, right.
Speaker 3: And the guy I'm thinking of, we could look at
Speaker 3: he probably died before skateboarding was around.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I on Twitter?
Speaker 4: On Twitter, I recently saw they named skateboarding magazine named
Speaker 4: the Skateboarder of the Year, and I was like, is
Speaker 4: that the guy we saw skating because he skated down
Speaker 4: off of the he skated right down off of the
Speaker 4: Jiffy loube that crazy Jiffy lube things.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was that the guy we saw though, No, no, no,
Speaker 3: on that his God, I'm not remembering his name, but
Speaker 3: he has the best right. No, he the guy we
Speaker 3: saw Kyle Walker, I think, okay, yeah, who the guy
Speaker 3: that won Skater of the Year is or I don't
Speaker 3: even know if he won yet. He's just everyone saying
Speaker 3: he should win.
Speaker 4: Oh I think this was the officials.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, and then he did win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that would explain why everyone's putting hashtag Skater
Speaker 3: of the Year next to his.
Speaker 1: Clips, which with the huge eyebrows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah he is. Yeah, and that what he did.
Speaker 3: I remember years ago when Mark Gonzalez simply early grabbed
Speaker 3: the board and rolled in on that car washing bankment.
Speaker 3: I've gone and looked at it. I ran up there
Speaker 3: and stood on it. I would not even roll down it,
Speaker 3: much less do a kickflip off the roof.
Speaker 5: It's it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've watched his video part over and over. It's crazy,
Speaker 3: and his name is escaping me anyone. No, I'm probably
Speaker 3: not disappointing anyone, but I can't. They've had time, but
Speaker 3: no week just as easily see him somewhere in town.
Speaker 3: They're all a lot of them are in this neighborhood.
Speaker 4: I'm just it just was exciting to happened by the
Speaker 4: Twitter announcement of Skateboarder the Year for Skateboarder magazine, and
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 1: What if I know? What if it's someone I've seen?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, wild No, that that's what I always do.
Speaker 1: I'm part of it.
Speaker 3: It's like when I'm if I went to a town
Speaker 3: once when I was in my twenties, and then I'm
Speaker 3: there again. I'm looking around thinking, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 3: know somebody. I spent a month here, I'm going to
Speaker 3: know somebody.
Speaker 5: Hey, what's good have you been?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, so good to see you again.
Speaker 5: It's funny.
Speaker 3: If it's something that doesn't matter, like a skateboarder's name,
Speaker 3: it is going to bother me the whole time by
Speaker 3: it bothering me that I came out.
Speaker 4: I feel like his last name is Hispanic, like Ramos
Speaker 4: or something with a Z or an s.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he's from he's from another land.
Speaker 4: Gosh, Like he could be like Chilean or Cuban, yes,
Speaker 4: or it would be Cuban.
Speaker 1: He would be.
Speaker 5: I'll think of it.
Speaker 4: South American some way.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's gonna bother me. I just watched Brazilian.
Speaker 1: Maybe he has a very beautiful face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's I mean, there's all kinds of
Speaker 5: uh I'm.
Speaker 1: When I'm scared.
Speaker 5: Well, there's gorgeous ones.
Speaker 3: There's real ugga mugs, and they all spend you know,
Speaker 3: the gorgeous ones. Of course, they could be out kissing
Speaker 3: girls all damn day, but they're not.
Speaker 5: You know, I always think about that.
Speaker 3: It seems dumb to talk about, but I spent my
Speaker 3: best boner years just riding a skateboard. I didn't talk
Speaker 3: to girls until I was in college. I was just like,
Speaker 3: all I was caring about was skateboarding.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 5: And I'm it's funny when I just figured the option.
Speaker 3: Of doing other things that handsome people do weren't there.
Speaker 1: That was just your assumption. But what you didn't realize
Speaker 1: is you were doing the handsome thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I look at old photos and I look
Speaker 3: at me and all my friends, and we were all
Speaker 3: hot news.
Speaker 5: It's like, what the hell was I thinking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, stop doing pranks with cartons of milk and get
Speaker 4: out there and chat.
Speaker 1: With the ladies like you do now at the Christmas parties.
Speaker 4: Where'd you get your jacket, ma'am? I'm interested in your
Speaker 4: clothing I talked.
Speaker 3: To everyone was the jacket situation. Was an older man
Speaker 3: a janet or man.
Speaker 1: A great jacket.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Oh, I'll talk coats all day. I used
Speaker 5: to who you are.
Speaker 4: I used to be very embittered by the fact that
Speaker 4: that's that seemed to be the way. And I think
Speaker 4: it also has to do with girls maturing faster than boys.
Speaker 4: But it felt like girls were much more concerned with
Speaker 4: what boys were doing, and boys were just.
Speaker 1: Out doing things.
Speaker 4: And that's what used to drive me crazy, is like
Speaker 4: we should all be doing something and not wondering what
Speaker 4: boys are doing, but instead like it's the cultural set
Speaker 4: point around junior high freshman year is you start just
Speaker 4: getting obsessed with boys and not being like what's but
Speaker 4: what's my thing I'm gonna do after school? It's just like, no,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say that I write my name over.
Speaker 5: I noticed that too.
Speaker 3: I noticed that girls were and it intimidated me and
Speaker 3: scared me because me and my friends really didn't care
Speaker 3: until after everyone else and so we just skateboarded right,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, are we like a sexual? And then
Speaker 3: one day it hit me and my skateboarding really went
Speaker 3: down the drains.
Speaker 1: When it finally came together.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was right right right when I was peaking.
Speaker 5: I'm looking up this guy's name.
Speaker 4: I can't Alex Ramos, Alex Milanos. I liked Tim Tim Rembindos.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's a lot like that. It's okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm just andy and I'm just gonna find it.
Speaker 5: No, that's not him.
Speaker 6: Skateboard of the Year, is it is? It's about to
Speaker 6: be announced Thrasher Magazine. Milton Martinez there. I told him,
Speaker 6: let him go.
Speaker 5: To this guy? What ow I know? And they just
Speaker 5: gets up. Yeah is that blood? I'm sure there is blood.
Speaker 5: There will be.
Speaker 1: He doesn't give a fuck. He's going on. I know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's the best, Milton Martinez.
Speaker 5: And it's all different types. I mean, look at that.
Speaker 5: Where is that into the La River?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For real?
Speaker 3: They kick flips into a wall ride and it's down Boma.
Speaker 5: Well that I could do.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 3: It's very fun. It's it's funny. There's like when skateboarding
Speaker 3: is that intense. I get excited because I'm like, I
Speaker 3: could even show that to my dad and.
Speaker 5: He'd be like, holy crap. Yes, he'd make like I'm
Speaker 5: watching football noises.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I ever wanted from my sport is
Speaker 3: for dads to appreciate it.
Speaker 4: There was you know who appreciates it is Jim Kilgariff
Speaker 4: because when he worked at the fire department. One day
Speaker 4: they blocked off a street near his firehouse for the
Speaker 4: X Games and so they all had to go down
Speaker 4: and do something like my you know, they would get
Speaker 4: pulled into stuff that was like city sure, you know,
Speaker 4: if the city was there, and they had to shut
Speaker 4: some stuff down their fire department. So my dad went
Speaker 4: down and goes, let me tell you, they have a
Speaker 4: ramp down there. And I'm like that, I know, I'm
Speaker 4: the one that's been paying attention to this, but he was.
Speaker 4: He was obsessed with it, like once he saw it
Speaker 4: in real life. Yeah, and he goes, you know, wouldn't
Speaker 4: believe what these guys are doing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Dad, this is what I've been trying tell you.
Speaker 3: It's funny though, because usually when you come across skateboarding,
Speaker 3: you're watching someone practicing it in a parking lot, and
Speaker 3: it's hard to do those tricks. Whether it's off a big, giant, scary,
Speaker 3: death defying thing or on flat ground, it's just the
Speaker 3: consistency isn't there because it's hard. So most people are
Speaker 3: seeing just kids make loud clackety clack.
Speaker 5: Noises and not rolling away from their tricks. So it
Speaker 5: makes you think skateboarding is dumb.
Speaker 1: Damn it is there.
Speaker 4: She had the voice of Poe's belcher just crossed in
Speaker 4: front of our car.
Speaker 1: That was a good one.
Speaker 5: He used to do stand up and he had a
Speaker 5: funny joke and it went like this.
Speaker 3: I bet it would be confusing if you were a
Speaker 3: doctor giving an abortion and someone burged in and said abort, abort.
Speaker 1: I mean it would be it would be it would
Speaker 1: be confusing.
Speaker 5: But you're yet you're yelling.
Speaker 3: The thing kind of was edgy because it's talking about
Speaker 3: that guy is breaking into a car or peeing against it.
Speaker 5: Did you notice that?
Speaker 4: I was thinking maybe he was talking to somebody, But look,
Speaker 4: that's not our We're not the citizen police, not on
Speaker 4: this show.
Speaker 5: Anyway. That's where you have it wrong. Okay, set back there,
Speaker 5: get me back there.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, because what were you saying when I interrupted
Speaker 4: you to introduce standments to the show. Oh oh, it
Speaker 4: was Dad's in skateboarding and appreciation.
Speaker 5: No, I was my point was made.
Speaker 3: It was just usually when you see skateboarding, it's someone
Speaker 3: it's not at that level where it's a Next Games
Speaker 3: competition with ramps or what you see in a video
Speaker 3: where they're like it's scary and they're working up to it,
Speaker 3: And like I watch a lot of videos now where
Speaker 3: it shows the process, like them having friends hoist them
Speaker 3: up on their skateboard mid handrail just to see what
Speaker 3: it feels like to be grinding down it, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then working up to getting to the top and actually
Speaker 3: all laying onto it. Like I didn't realize all skateboarders
Speaker 3: did that, Like had to overcome fear. They're not just
Speaker 3: all crazy. This guy is, though he just showed you
Speaker 3: it's like scared. Milton Milton Martine.
Speaker 1: Milton Martinez.
Speaker 4: If if we ever see Milton Martinez in real life
Speaker 4: in this car on this podcast, we will.
Speaker 1: Have to pull over and talk.
Speaker 3: I'm if I'm so excited that you're as excited as
Speaker 3: I would be, because I would I would want to
Speaker 3: talk to him.
Speaker 5: I would I would say, you're so good. I turn
Speaker 5: I know who you are, and you're really good, and you.
Speaker 3: Know what, most skateboarders would just be like you and
Speaker 3: I are. When someone says I like your podcast, they'd
Speaker 3: be like thank you, because god, yeah, not everyone knows
Speaker 3: who they are. They're not Seinfeld or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we got to get Milton Martinez out to
Speaker 4: the general public because he's doing things that need he
Speaker 4: deserves recognition before he gets.
Speaker 1: Hit by a fucking bus.
Speaker 4: Oh God, there's that one jump he does and he
Speaker 4: goes straight into the street. I think it's the jiffylube
Speaker 4: thing where he goes off of it and then straight
Speaker 4: into the street on sunset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy you're supposed to have, especially if there's
Speaker 3: someone filming.
Speaker 5: There's usually that's what's happening with skateboarding now.
Speaker 3: It's like other guys that escape for that same company
Speaker 3: or team will be in the street sharing you on
Speaker 3: getting you to do a thing, and it's part of
Speaker 3: the videos. Now, landing a trick, all the friends come
Speaker 3: over and say, yeah, you did it, and they all hug.
Speaker 5: It's like, I don't know if it's on purpose, but.
Speaker 3: I think it's trying to give skateboarding some sort of
Speaker 3: a team sport. I'm sure it's like, look at all
Speaker 3: of his friends celebrating and it works. It makes me
Speaker 3: get more excited when a bunch of people are celebrating
Speaker 3: rather than just the guy riding away with a look
Speaker 3: on his.
Speaker 5: Face like, yeah, I knew I could do that. That's
Speaker 5: not exciting. But their job also is to look for cars.
Speaker 3: So if you're about to jump in the street and
Speaker 3: someone gets hit by a car, the guy looking out
Speaker 3: there should be someone posted looking for cars.
Speaker 5: Okay, and that's on them, that guy.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but a lot of pressure. You know, it's you
Speaker 5: got it.
Speaker 4: It's whoever does look out for Milton Martinez. Please protect
Speaker 4: him with all your heart.
Speaker 3: He's clearly leaping into the street more than a lot
Speaker 3: of these guys.
Speaker 1: He's he's the leader of street leaps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, and they haven't. There's a lot of in
Speaker 3: San Francisco. There's a guy died last.
Speaker 5: Year and it was really sad. But yeah, people do
Speaker 5: get hit by cars. It happens well.
Speaker 4: Also San Francisco, there's a video I think maybe you
Speaker 4: and I watch. I can't remember, but there's those streets
Speaker 4: are so nuts, and I'm sure they're so tempting to
Speaker 4: daredevils and those pipe type of people.
Speaker 1: But once you get going, you're on.
Speaker 4: A forty five degree angled going down like you can't stop,
Speaker 4: Like you better know how to get off that fucking
Speaker 4: thing or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they power there's little. The only speed checking you
Speaker 3: can do is a little power slide. It's where you
Speaker 3: slide sideways. Yeah, and that can only I mean, first
Speaker 3: of all, it's going to make you go through your
Speaker 3: wheels pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: You're going to have to replace some of those. Yes,
Speaker 1: struts and stats, what do they call it? Your You
Speaker 1: get your wheel rucks in your struts.
Speaker 5: Your drugs and wheel trucks. That's right. Struts are like shocks.
Speaker 5: That's card. That's ridicular shit.
Speaker 1: Milton, Milton.
Speaker 4: We're sorry, Milton, Please Milton, she said struts.
Speaker 1: Milton, my god, shut up. Can you hear it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: What if he was all of a sudden there just
Speaker 5: putting gifts under that tree? Milton Martinez, why don't you
Speaker 5: get me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we can see right into your front window.
Speaker 4: Milton, I got you struts, thank you, I got you trucks.
Speaker 1: This is sl that I've ever had.
Speaker 5: That's great. I'm gonna watch his video part again and
Speaker 5: you should too.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, the reason it my eyes because they had
Speaker 4: it was clear now that I'm thinking of it. Obviously
Speaker 4: it was Thrasher Magazine because they're like the twenty nineteenth
Speaker 4: skater of the Year is. And then they kept having
Speaker 4: different people say it, so it was like Tony Hawk
Speaker 4: said it, and then that one guy from the the
Speaker 4: say the Toy Dogs, the Neighborhood Dog Team, Oh, dog
Speaker 4: Town Dogtown Boys.
Speaker 1: There was the guy from that documentary I recognize.
Speaker 5: Oh sure.
Speaker 4: It was almost like all the greats. I'm sure it
Speaker 4: was the guys who have Benett before.
Speaker 3: I think it's because this guy it's such a standout
Speaker 3: video part that suddenly just won him the approval of everyone.
Speaker 5: It's never that cut and dry. Usually people are like.
Speaker 3: Well this guy did this, this and this, and it
Speaker 3: becomes boring and then the name is like who.
Speaker 5: Okay, they're all good, but this guy is the best.
Speaker 1: I mean it.
Speaker 4: Also, the competition for that is so crazy because it's like,
Speaker 4: oh so, I guess you just have to jump off
Speaker 4: the getty. Especially like every it just is about being
Speaker 4: kind of like fearless.
Speaker 3: It is getting That's the one thing I can't My
Speaker 3: friend made a skate video for Red Bull and I
Speaker 3: went to the premiere of it, and it was all big,
Speaker 3: scary leaping off giant things and going and grinding down
Speaker 3: handrails and there was no like doing flip tricks in
Speaker 3: a parking lot that that's always been my So it
Speaker 3: was almost unrelatable, Like it has turned into such a
Speaker 3: stuntman death defying thing that I almost don't relate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I guess I can kind of imagine what
Speaker 3: it would be like to do that going really slow
Speaker 3: on a curb, but yeah, it's just so fast and
Speaker 3: scary and they're falling and hitting their heads and getting
Speaker 3: knocked out and blood like it is getting so dangerous. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and yet there's such a gap between these kids that
Speaker 3: make a lot of money because they have a Nike
Speaker 3: shoe and then there's other pro skaters out there that
Speaker 3: that still are.
Speaker 5: Delivering food or whatever. They have to do other jobs.
Speaker 3: And they're a professional athlete really and yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 3: like a big gap, but it takes. But so there's
Speaker 3: Milton Martinez guy because he's won this title.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's made it.
Speaker 1: I love him. Wait are you saying he's not from uh?
Speaker 5: I bet from Spain?
Speaker 1: Do you think so?
Speaker 5: He might be from Spain, let's find out.
Speaker 4: Also, Okay, the people there were all beautiful. It would
Speaker 4: make sense if Milton Martinez was from Spain. But also
Speaker 4: the food in Spain, no matter what we ate or
Speaker 4: where we were, including on the airplane or just like breakfast.
Speaker 5: You know, he's from Argentina.
Speaker 1: Argentina.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you find there was a lot of animal
Speaker 3: legs in displayed in a window?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: And then you go in and they thinly shaved off
Speaker 3: that leg with you and it's in a metal vice
Speaker 3: of some kind.
Speaker 1: Oh, they want they put ham in every fucking thing.
Speaker 5: Jam on.
Speaker 1: They love the yama so much, they love it. But
Speaker 1: there was a thing.
Speaker 4: It was essentially just bread with fresh tomatoes and.
Speaker 1: Olive oil on top.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we got and maybe a little bit of cheese,
Speaker 4: I can't remember. We got it at this place that
Speaker 4: was just the closest place to where we were shopping.
Speaker 1: And we were.
Speaker 4: It was like better than any five star restaurant in
Speaker 4: Los Angeles, right, Yeah, And it was just standard standard stuff.
Speaker 5: I like great food.
Speaker 3: And I play a my Orca and play my Orca
Speaker 3: and and like you said, yeah, everyone was beautiful. Also, naively,
Speaker 3: I thought I was going because of Spanish. I thought
Speaker 3: it would just everyone looked like they were. There was
Speaker 3: a lot of Germans there. It was like people were
Speaker 3: from all over the place. It seems like a real
Speaker 3: melting pot of a country.
Speaker 4: Did you get that, yes, because it's so easy for
Speaker 4: European people to travel.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like us going to Baker.
Speaker 3: Say sure, sure, distance wise, no big deal, but still
Speaker 3: it seems like it's It always surprises me, just like
Speaker 3: how those as small as the area is, it's like
Speaker 3: those borders are still honored to the point where they're
Speaker 3: like there's different accents in different parts of England, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, why would there still be one hundred miles
Speaker 3: away this guy that sounds kind of Irish and then
Speaker 3: you go the other way and it sounds like he's
Speaker 3: in the Beatles. Yeah, so I never But you go
Speaker 3: to Spain and it's just you're gonna see a guy,
Speaker 3: a Christoph Waltz, blue eyed guy speaking Portuguese and it's
Speaker 3: and it's sounds like it's first language.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It really made me want to just go there, brush
Speaker 3: up on Spanish and hide from.
Speaker 5: My life here. Yeah, there's well went downhill.
Speaker 1: Fast, there's a. It's very exciting over there because it's
Speaker 1: like you are. It's exciting to be foreign. It's exciting.
Speaker 4: It was actually very interesting to me because they clearly
Speaker 4: don't like Americans, because I think Americans just show up
Speaker 4: and start speaking English and don't make an effort.
Speaker 5: What I made an effort. But I still, yeah, I
Speaker 5: have a plan and be with languages.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't I know Grassius and Los Sianto
Speaker 4: and like kind of that's it.
Speaker 1: But my cousin, Sophie.
Speaker 4: Is she goes to college over here, but she's over
Speaker 4: in Spain for a semester.
Speaker 1: So I said, give me some phrases that are.
Speaker 4: Like useful, and she sent me a sentence that translated
Speaker 4: please don't put me in jail just because I'm American.
Speaker 4: And I almost said it to a lady once because
Speaker 4: she was so like, But but as long as you
Speaker 4: say grossius and a poor for war and like, just
Speaker 4: do the little tiny efforts just to say, I understand,
Speaker 4: you're doing me the favor of speaking English beautifully and fluently.
Speaker 3: I think I would now that things have changed since
Speaker 3: last time I was in Spain. I because so quickly
Speaker 3: you can just have a translation app on my phone,
Speaker 3: but I wouldn't read it in front of so I
Speaker 3: do a lot of like before I talk to someone
Speaker 3: studying my phone and then say it over and over
Speaker 3: and then put it in my pocket and go say
Speaker 3: it and then convince everyone like it takes him a minute,
Speaker 3: but he does know Spanish.
Speaker 5: No, I'm cheating, but I do. I got to brush up.
Speaker 3: I'm excited to go to Spain now, even though I
Speaker 3: don't have plans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, are you really going?
Speaker 5: I want to?
Speaker 1: I wanted to eventually go.
Speaker 5: I went.
Speaker 3: I was in a comer. It was back to back,
Speaker 3: like the same two months. I went to England and
Speaker 3: then Spain. And it's been four years now. But when
Speaker 3: I was there was one day of shooting a commercial
Speaker 3: and then there was three days. I think everyone that
Speaker 3: made this commercial, uh was just like, let's also have
Speaker 3: a vacation.
Speaker 5: Let the actors stay there an extra few days.
Speaker 3: Because I had a hotel and everything and literally nothing
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 5: They were like, okay, I have fun where that's a wrap.
Speaker 5: Enjoy the next couple of days. It was the best.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: So me and these other actors, some of them French actors.
Speaker 3: Because there was a French Canadian. It was like for
Speaker 3: Expedia English and then in French. And some of the
Speaker 3: actors they must have just been from Montreal or something,
Speaker 3: but they were speaking French. And one of them dressed
Speaker 3: like me and his commercial and stepped in and he'd
Speaker 3: shoot the French version. And then I just hung out
Speaker 3: with these guys for days, and we went and had
Speaker 3: leg shavings.
Speaker 5: It was wonderful.
Speaker 1: You got that ham and everything.
Speaker 3: And going to the cathedrals just you could just walk
Speaker 3: around and look at buildings and that's enough.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's all I did. I just looked at buildings
Speaker 5: and didn't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, same with us, and we basically Georgia had the
Speaker 4: cab driver. We went and looked at the Goudy Cathedral
Speaker 4: that's called the it's basically called like the Cathedral of
Speaker 4: the Families, I think or something that we were like,
Speaker 4: it's going to be such a long wait to actually
Speaker 4: go inside, so we just stood outside, going, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is like you can't even look at it enough.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy and amazing looking.
Speaker 4: And then we just went to the old fashioned part
Speaker 4: of town and George and I started finding all these
Speaker 4: thrift shops that were just filled with amazing, perfect thrift
Speaker 4: store clothes.
Speaker 5: And were you walking down narrow, zigzagging streets.
Speaker 1: Cobblestone really tall to go back, so beautiful.
Speaker 5: I was so I love it.
Speaker 4: I want And I actually found a dress and this
Speaker 4: never happens in thrift stores for me. Ever, I found
Speaker 4: a dress that fits me as if it was tailor
Speaker 4: made for me.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect dress.
Speaker 4: And I can't when I tried it on in my
Speaker 4: dress in my my dressing room, in my hotel room afterwards,
Speaker 4: I could not believe it fit me.
Speaker 1: It was like the best It's the best dress I've
Speaker 1: ever bought.
Speaker 3: You can get caught up though, in because I think
Speaker 3: when I was there, I almost bought like a Fedora hat.
Speaker 3: Then I definitely would have brought that home and never
Speaker 3: worn it. Yeah, because you start, you there's a sense
Speaker 3: of like, I'm not who I really, I'm someone else.
Speaker 4: While I'm here, I'm a fat guy, I'm Spanish, Chris
Speaker 4: from Spain.
Speaker 5: I'll be a feather in it. Yeah, I really want
Speaker 5: to go. That's so exciting that you got there.
Speaker 4: Was one night it was really nice, it was very relaxing,
Speaker 4: and then one night I just stayed in like I
Speaker 4: don't know Georgia and Vince went out or whatever, but
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm just going to watch some weird TV
Speaker 4: series I would normally never watch and stay here. And
Speaker 4: at one point I ordered a grilled chy sandwich. It
Speaker 4: came it had ham in it, but the guys that
Speaker 4: were dropping it off, they were like setting it up
Speaker 4: for me, and so we're like, oh, niceties back and forth,
Speaker 4: thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Da da da, And it all goes quiet and.
Speaker 4: A sex scene starts on the TV show that I'm
Speaker 4: watching that's like a cop show that I wasn't even
Speaker 4: thinking about leaving it.
Speaker 1: On in the background.
Speaker 3: It's a Spanish show that's like, no, no, it was
Speaker 3: some American Oh okay, because I can't speak Spanish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So I had to like on iTunes, get
Speaker 4: myself a show. And then a scene starts and it's
Speaker 4: basically the three of us standing there while sex noises.
Speaker 5: You're trying to find tip money, yeah, and.
Speaker 4: I'm filling out the bill and I look at the
Speaker 4: guy and I go, I swear to God that that's
Speaker 4: a cop show. I'm not because it sounded like I
Speaker 4: was sitting there watching porn by myself and get waiting
Speaker 4: for my girl cheese sandwich to sew up.
Speaker 3: That happened so many times with my mom where I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is a movie, She'll like, it's got this person,
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, it just there's a
Speaker 3: porno scene in Yes, or you know, you just select
Speaker 3: something on TV and then you're sitting next to your
Speaker 3: mom watching sex.
Speaker 5: There's nothing that's more that's more uneasy than that. But
Speaker 5: I guess straight. I like that you said something to
Speaker 5: the men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to. I don't even think he knew
Speaker 1: what I was talking about.
Speaker 5: I don't watch sex on TV. I never have walked.
Speaker 4: I've never watched sex on TV. I'm certainly not going
Speaker 4: to start with you, sir.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you guys know we all can agree on
Speaker 3: cop shows, right, oh.
Speaker 5: Something. It's so hard to.
Speaker 3: Conjure the word you're moving or curb or bus like stop.
Speaker 3: I just always make it ooh, like I make it
Speaker 3: a weird exclamation that does not help explain what's happening
Speaker 3: for the.
Speaker 1: People at home.
Speaker 4: What just happened is we've pulled into the exactly right
Speaker 4: studios parking lot, and I figured if I turned my
Speaker 4: lights off, that meant I was in park for some reason,
Speaker 4: so I took then I took my foot off the
Speaker 4: break and we just very slowly rolled almost into a
Speaker 4: cement wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been and I would have been silent.
Speaker 5: I just would have made noises, like.
Speaker 1: My mind hot gossip in this wall.
Speaker 5: Well that was fun.
Speaker 1: We've done.
Speaker 5: We're talking so much about skateboarding with.
Speaker 1: Me, my pleasure. I genuinely enjoy it.
Speaker 5: I did not realize that. I've gradually learned to realize it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, and I'm and I'm glad. I want to go
Speaker 3: to Spain now. No, I think I'm gonna go to Cuba. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's like there's a lot of old cars there. Yes,
Speaker 3: and I just want to go there.
Speaker 5: I go to I want to go to the communist Cuba.
Speaker 1: Okay, enjoy I will, I will.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go. I'm just gonna hitchhike. Fine, see you guys,
Speaker 5: I'm going right now. You've been listening to Do you
Speaker 5: need a ride? D y n?
Speaker 1: There are Belton Martinez? Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.
Speaker 1: Give us time and they turning.
Speaker 5: On and gage.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome
Speaker 2: you back home. Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine?
Speaker 4: Melbourn the.
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen
Speaker 5: and Chriss