Speaker 1: What's that a bed? It's spooky and joky. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I'm ghosted, I gas nandas Pllease hey boo, it's me
Speaker 1: Ros and welcome to Ghosted by Ros Hernandez, the podcast
Speaker 1: where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal.
Speaker 1: Holy how Moe Collins is on the show, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but this is one of the best episodes we have
Speaker 1: had in the history of this show. I mean, just incredible.
Speaker 1: First of all, Mocollins is an idol of mine. I
Speaker 1: grew up watching her on Mad TV. She is just
Speaker 1: such a spectacular comedy actor, just comedian in general, so funny,
Speaker 1: so fun And turns out she lived in a haunted house. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: actually she lives in a house that was haunted and
Speaker 1: is no longer haunted. Okay, so that means we're gonna
Speaker 1: get the full story. It's a good one. It's a
Speaker 1: good one. I'm excited for you to hear it. Also,
Speaker 1: I want you to come see me live. I'm touring
Speaker 1: all over this country that I live in called America.
Speaker 1: Go to Rozhernandez tour dot com to get your tickets
Speaker 1: to see me doing stand up comedy in primarily gay
Speaker 1: established Schmientz and uh, We're going to have a good
Speaker 1: time and I would love to see you there. Okay,
Speaker 1: here is my conversation with Mo Collins on with the
Speaker 1: show Mo Collins High.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, I've already told you this bike
Speaker 1: at very starstruck around you mad TV people. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: you people raised me.
Speaker 2: You all say that my first were supposed to be
Speaker 2: in bed, weren't you.
Speaker 1: It was on the weekends.
Speaker 2: Still a lot of you stayed up, you know, late.
Speaker 1: And it stayed with us. And I really do think
Speaker 1: that people in comedy that are millennial age, it's like
Speaker 1: so much comes like we learned so much from you?
Speaker 2: What did you? What could you possibly have learned from us?
Speaker 1: So much?
Speaker 2: I think about it, I'm like, what did what did
Speaker 2: we actually teach you?
Speaker 1: You taught us. I mean there's a lot of characters
Speaker 1: from that people have done over the years that we
Speaker 1: were just like, oh, I don't even remember. There's so
Speaker 1: many that each of you did that were original characters
Speaker 1: agreed that are so memorable. Yeah, yeah, my first guest
Speaker 1: that I've ever so I've done this Peca since twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: and Deborah Wilson was my first guest ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, and wow, she.
Speaker 1: Is one of these people that's just got the best stories.
Speaker 1: She has so many ghost stories and just she was
Speaker 1: such an incredible guest. And then I'm talking to you
Speaker 1: and You're like, I have so many ghost stories. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if we'd have time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 1: The best thing I can hear to make my childhood
Speaker 1: idols even better. They come with ghost stories.
Speaker 2: Let's pull out my trauma.
Speaker 1: Is the traumatic ghost stories? Fun ghost stories. Wait, listen,
Speaker 1: it can be that's all part of it. You never know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talk about it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got stories. Okay I do.
Speaker 1: Did you grow up believing in ghosts or no?
Speaker 2: Okay, not particularly No. I mean I was an easily
Speaker 2: scared child, and honestly I'm still an easily scared person,
Speaker 2: you know, But ghosts, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: that I actually believed in them beyond you know, beyond
Speaker 2: just sort of like ooh, it's a ghost. You know,
Speaker 2: like kids just are like, what was that? Oh it's
Speaker 2: a ghost? Is a ghost?
Speaker 1: It's like, but also, no, did you ever do ouiji
Speaker 1: boards or anything like that or Bloody Mary.
Speaker 2: Probably, yeah, And I know I was terrified, like anytime
Speaker 2: any of that stuff, I did get scared. Look, I
Speaker 2: was raised, you know, Catholic. Yeah, so there's just that
Speaker 2: whole the mystery of life itself is terrifying, could be terrifying,
Speaker 2: and just there's just sort of yeah, the mystique of
Speaker 2: things would scare me, even within Catholicism, you know, and
Speaker 2: how violent like Jesus on across and through town like
Speaker 2: that stuff. Really, you know it really it was appalling
Speaker 2: to me and terrifying to me.
Speaker 1: That's a horror story. It's a horror that we were
Speaker 1: just taught because I grew up Catholic too, and it
Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, this is just like a story
Speaker 1: and it's like a great thing. It's wonderful.
Speaker 2: We talk about the nails through his hands and feet,
Speaker 2: it's so more we're just gonna gloss over that and
Speaker 2: put our hands together and pray for him like that
Speaker 2: was that's horrific. Yeah, And as children were seeing these things,
Speaker 2: and it's just you know, it's our first foray into horror.
Speaker 1: Because I was always into the fucked up stuff, Like
Speaker 1: I've just liked that and and I'm realizing now that
Speaker 1: my parents. I'm very grateful for it because I watched
Speaker 1: mad TV and stuff as a kid, but like, they
Speaker 1: probably could have paid attention a little bit more to
Speaker 1: the stuff I was watching, because I would watch like
Speaker 1: like the Exorcist and like.
Speaker 2: Oh this movie, God, I couldn't. We had The Exorcist
Speaker 2: in a bookshelf, on our bookshelf at home.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you just the cover alone. Do you
Speaker 2: remember the cover of it?
Speaker 1: Yah, It's just like a face or something.
Speaker 2: It's not even anything. Yeah, it's the suggestion of something
Speaker 2: that in the Amityville Horror. We had that in the
Speaker 2: bookshelf too, just those little glimpses of things. I didn't
Speaker 2: have to read the book. I wouldn't read the book.
Speaker 2: It my imagination. I was so easily terrorized.
Speaker 1: When I was a k the movie stick Mada came out.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that movie?
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't watch any of anything scary.
Speaker 1: This was Patricia our Cat Oh, I love her. Probably
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands or something, and that movie
Speaker 1: was about do you know about the stigmata? It's like
Speaker 1: this Catholic thing. Yeah, okay, yes, the holes in your
Speaker 1: hands start appearing like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just yeah, I've got a stigmata.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got the holes in my hands.
Speaker 2: I accidentally put a screwdriver through my hands one night,
Speaker 2: one time, carving wood in my backyard as a kid,
Speaker 2: I had a stigma.
Speaker 1: So you were the stigma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, had it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I hid it from my mother because she did.
Speaker 2: I passed out in the backyard and she was on
Speaker 2: the telephone and she could see me. But when I
Speaker 2: came to im like, don't let her know anything happened.
Speaker 2: But I had literally just I still have the scar.
Speaker 2: I stabbed myself.
Speaker 1: And you never got it fixed.
Speaker 2: No. I wasn't going to tell my mom because I
Speaker 2: would have gotten in trouble for playing with the shoe driver.
Speaker 1: That could have been really sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, oh I got off a leg, but
Speaker 2: can't let mom know, you know, get in trouble.
Speaker 1: Just bleed out.
Speaker 2: Just so much fear surrounding my life.
Speaker 1: Well that's catholic, really, yeah, absolutely, So when did you
Speaker 1: first encounter something that was like ghosty or unexplainable.
Speaker 2: So I've been in this house for twenty five years,
Speaker 2: the one you're in now. I am okay, I am
Speaker 2: still there. This happened a while ago. Well, actually there
Speaker 2: were there were events things that were happening in the
Speaker 2: house prior to the big event, which I'll get to.
Speaker 1: I love that foreshadowy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like there are things that I kind
Speaker 2: of I could pass off as just weird nothing's you know,
Speaker 2: things like my cat going after a certain spot up
Speaker 2: above my bed all the time. There were numerous events
Speaker 2: of you know, lights just light bulbs just going out
Speaker 2: even though they're like a new light bulb. Pass it
Speaker 2: off as electric. All these things my son talked about
Speaker 2: somebody in his closet, you know, he was little. I
Speaker 2: passed it off, and until there was a point, a
Speaker 2: couple of years into living there, that a woman showed
Speaker 2: up at the door and she was crying, and she says,
Speaker 2: I used to live here. I lived here with my
Speaker 2: grandma and grandpa. She was raised by them. And she
Speaker 2: points over to this corner in the living room and goes,
Speaker 2: he died right over there. And I was like, oh, interesting.
Speaker 2: You know, but what was implied in this visit from
Speaker 2: her her bedroom was where my son's bedroom was. Then
Speaker 2: she implied that there was bad things that happened. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know, and she described him and it was the
Speaker 2: same description as what my son had said, which I
Speaker 2: you know, I didn't like it, but again I just didn't.
Speaker 2: I passed it off as nothing really, Yeah, just weird, right,
Speaker 2: just something weird cut to Oh, and there's other things
Speaker 2: like the TV just going berserk. Like one time I
Speaker 2: thought the TV was going to electrocute me as I
Speaker 2: tried to turn it off because it was like doing
Speaker 2: this weird sparking thing and I'm like, this is just crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna unplug it. And I had it was
Speaker 2: so sparking so bad. I told my little son get
Speaker 2: out of the room because I didn't want him to
Speaker 2: see me get like electrocuting.
Speaker 1: Oh god.
Speaker 2: But uh, then got to two thousand and seven when
Speaker 2: I was court ordered to sell the house in a divorce,
Speaker 2: and it's a very emotional time obviously for somebody. So
Speaker 2: my emotions are crazy, and I you know, some would
Speaker 2: say that the house was feeling that too, And so
Speaker 2: there was a It was the day before the house
Speaker 2: was going to go on the market, and prior to
Speaker 2: that going on the market, there were a bunch of
Speaker 2: updates that needed to be done on the house.
Speaker 1: That's how you wake up ghosts. That's what people said.
Speaker 1: You start renovating, the ghosts come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So even like, there's a friend who was
Speaker 2: doing some work in a bathroom and this light bulb
Speaker 2: just kept He had to leave it because it just
Speaker 2: kept sparking and doing crazy stuff, again passing it off
Speaker 2: as electric. Another person said they saw some people in
Speaker 2: a mirror. I just took it out as he had
Speaker 2: a history of cocaine.
Speaker 1: This was somebody.
Speaker 2: When somebody that was helping me get the house ready,
Speaker 2: Oh wow, a friend. And so it's the day before.
Speaker 2: My emotions are running high because I did not want
Speaker 2: to sell the house. I wanted to stay in the
Speaker 2: house with my son.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it was the night before and we had finished
Speaker 2: all of the work that needed to be done. It
Speaker 2: was going to go on the market open house the
Speaker 2: next day. And I'm out in the backyard and another
Speaker 2: goddamn bulb, an external bulb, just flashed and went out.
Speaker 2: And I was pissed because I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: started yelling at it. Whatever it was. I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: real big big whoop ooh another light bulb. You you
Speaker 2: got me the old light bulb and Then I walked
Speaker 2: back into the back door into the kitchen, and another
Speaker 2: light bulb goes out. I keep walking another one and
Speaker 2: the other end of the kitchen goes out poof into
Speaker 2: the dining room. That bulb goes out poof into the
Speaker 2: living room, and that fucking bull went out. Oh, and
Speaker 2: I was terrified. I was terrified, but still passed it off. No,
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is weird and fuck you whatever. If
Speaker 2: this is not these are just light bulbs. I'll replace
Speaker 2: these light bulbs. Then a friend was over a little
Speaker 2: bit later, showing them the house, how it looks great
Speaker 2: for the open house, and I'd walk them out the
Speaker 2: front door out into the yard where lad it's a
Speaker 2: good friend. We're laughing our butts off, having a good time,
Speaker 2: and it's dark and I walk back into the living room. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't even like to think about it. I walk
Speaker 2: back into the living room and two feet in comes
Speaker 2: a sound that literally turned my world inside out. It was,
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna try and describe the sound, it was
Speaker 2: as if somebody opened up like and oar ship the
Speaker 2: big steel doors. It flipped me inside and out, and
Speaker 2: not like I was in a good mood on the phone,
Speaker 2: laughing with another friend, having a good time, and that happened,
Speaker 2: and I went running out of the house because it
Speaker 2: scared me so bad, and it also made my cat
Speaker 2: run and it was right next to me, this sound.
Speaker 2: And so then I'm out in the yard, completely shook
Speaker 2: and trying to explain to my friend what I had
Speaker 2: just heard and what just happened. And he on my
Speaker 2: behalf called a person who clears homes, and I went
Speaker 2: to the Starbucks and just waited for that person because
Speaker 2: there was no way I was going back into that house.
Speaker 2: That's good, Like, that's the extreme of it is. There's
Speaker 2: no way I'm going back in that house. I'm done
Speaker 2: being in that house. Whatever that was does not want
Speaker 2: me there. It is not friendly. It like just I
Speaker 2: was inside out out. I should also say that for
Speaker 2: ten months, my son, after his father had left the house,
Speaker 2: stayed in my bed with me. He was, you know, young,
Speaker 2: he was ten, and because he was too scared in
Speaker 2: his room, so he was at his dad's that weekend
Speaker 2: and I'd go into the house. Now with this medium
Speaker 2: or whatever, I don't even know what their title would be.
Speaker 2: She was going to use bear medicine. Bear spiritual, whatever's to.
Speaker 1: Rid, whatever works.
Speaker 2: Whatever works, man, whatever works. But I did not want
Speaker 2: to go it. So she starts, she goes into you know,
Speaker 2: my son's bedroom and starts talking about the old man,
Speaker 2: the person that used to live here, that died in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So she starts talking about she clears the room with
Speaker 2: whatever she does, and then she goes and she starts
Speaker 2: pointing out all these places that over the years there
Speaker 2: had been these things. Behind the TV. She goes into
Speaker 2: the bathroom where my friend couldn't get the light bulb.
Speaker 2: She goes, that's the portal. She she you know, just
Speaker 2: I had not given her any information. This is her
Speaker 2: walking and cold to my house. She goes to all
Speaker 2: these places where all of these things had happened, and
Speaker 2: she's pointed out this there and she's like, this is
Speaker 2: not a happy entity and there's more than one and
Speaker 2: we're gonna get rid of I'm like, great, because I
Speaker 2: got an open house tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That's not a good look if you're trying to sell
Speaker 1: the house. There's a portal exactly.
Speaker 2: So she she did all these clearing things, and she
Speaker 2: she also says to me, she's like, if you hear
Speaker 2: a KerPlunk in the pool. Don't worry about it, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because that's where she was sending them.
Speaker 1: Into the pool. Yeah, she was drowning.
Speaker 2: I'm so crazy. Yes, it all just sounds crazy on
Speaker 2: this podcast even care you know. I just but I
Speaker 2: didn't want to go back in. But I also did
Speaker 2: not stay there.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 2: I stayed at a friend's house then that weekend. But
Speaker 2: the real estate agent, I was like, do I have
Speaker 2: to be there for the open house? I mean, can
Speaker 2: you are you able to just sort of like go
Speaker 2: in and do all that? And they're like, yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2: So I went to a movie in the afternoon with
Speaker 2: a friend of mine, and I came out of the
Speaker 2: movie and there's all these voice messages from the real
Speaker 2: estate agent. Yeah yeah, couldn't couldn't stop the water from
Speaker 2: running out of the faucets, including after she turned the
Speaker 2: water power, the whole water thing off, the water main,
Speaker 2: just the water. Yeah, so she had to cancel the
Speaker 2: open house. I know, I know, I know, this is
Speaker 2: so good. Yeah. And then I'm on the phone with
Speaker 2: them kind of explaining, well, okay, so I had this
Speaker 2: person over last night that cleared the house because there's
Speaker 2: been some stuff uh huh. And he's like, okay, well,
Speaker 2: let me go try some because some lights we're doing
Speaker 2: some stuff too. And he goes, let me just go
Speaker 2: shut off the lights and we'll just shut it down.
Speaker 2: No open house. And I'm like okay, and I'm still
Speaker 2: on the phone with them, and he shuts off the
Speaker 2: lights and then he's going out and the light just
Speaker 2: popped back on and he started screaming. He's like, that
Speaker 2: just turned it off. That's just came back on. I
Speaker 2: am out of here. I am out here. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: according to the medicine woman, it could take a couple
Speaker 2: of days for them to dunk themselves in the goddamn pool.
Speaker 2: How absurd is all of this. It's just absurd. And
Speaker 2: I then gathered from some other people. I got holy water,
Speaker 2: I got crystals. Yes, because here's the thing. My son
Speaker 2: had been staying at his dad's all weekend, but he
Speaker 2: was going to be coming home after school on Monday.
Speaker 2: So I have to act normal, right, I have to
Speaker 2: be back in that house God. So I stayed there
Speaker 2: Sunday night alone, and I did all the holy water stuff.
Speaker 2: I did the crystals. I called on the holy spirit. Oh,
Speaker 2: my old friends, you bet I did, you bet your
Speaker 2: goddamn bottom dollar. I'm calling on the Holy Spirit to
Speaker 2: protect me in this house.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 2: And I woke up and everything felt great. I pick
Speaker 2: up my son from school and he goes into his
Speaker 2: room and he says, I, like my room, I'm going
Speaker 2: to staying in here now? What what? He had no
Speaker 2: idea what had just happened. His spirit works, but the dude,
Speaker 2: his room was okay to him all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: after all of this, after the clearing, everything felt okay,
Speaker 2: and he slept in there from that night on.
Speaker 1: Did you hear a plunk?
Speaker 2: He wasn't around here, goddamn kurpplunk. I wasn't going to
Speaker 2: go swimming with the ghosts. I wasn't gonna like, can
Speaker 2: I get anybody a towel?
Speaker 1: You know, I would have never gone in that pool.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Sorry, thanks for staying at the You know, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't but my house after that, especially because everything
Speaker 2: was like cleaned up for the open house, it was
Speaker 2: absolutely people would come into like the energy in here
Speaker 2: is really good. Wow. People that had no idea.
Speaker 1: I and that was it never came back. No, and
Speaker 1: so you you said you still are there now I'm
Speaker 1: still there.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, yeah, like we cleared it. Like if that
Speaker 2: was you know, Bernie was his name, if that was
Speaker 2: Bernie sticking around after he died in the front window,
Speaker 2: and whoever else he invited into party, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: they were gone. Whoa. I mean, I don't I don't
Speaker 2: have any other recourse here but to believe what happened
Speaker 2: because I was there and what was happening was truly inexplicable,
Speaker 2: you know. But I was definitely a skeptic prior, like
Speaker 2: just I could say, oh, that's an electrical issue, or
Speaker 2: you know, just that's the cats just kind of likes
Speaker 2: that spot on the wall. But that was also one
Speaker 2: of the spots that the medium said, oh right here.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, Like for years the cat
Speaker 2: had been going at that spot.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a few questions, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you.
Speaker 1: Do you think that it ramps up because of like
Speaker 1: the renovation or do you think that you were leaving
Speaker 1: and he he didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that. I think it was probably a
Speaker 2: combination of things, you know, in looking back, like my
Speaker 2: energy was off the charts, chaos, heartbreak, you know, just
Speaker 2: so many things. My attachment to that house, I mean,
Speaker 2: as look, I've been there twenty five years now. I
Speaker 2: was very attached to that house. Then I didn't want
Speaker 2: to leave. The courts were making me leave. I ended
Speaker 2: up refinancing a horrible way, and I'm you know, I'll
Speaker 2: be paying off that house forever. But I'm divorced from him.
Speaker 2: So that worked. But my emotions were crazy, and I
Speaker 2: don't know if that was a poltergeist scenario.
Speaker 1: Is that what those are you know saying like you
Speaker 1: were the one?
Speaker 2: Could I have been some conduit of I mean, I
Speaker 2: do believe in energy, right, yeah, Like I absolutely believe
Speaker 2: in energy. Energy is science, and so I don't know
Speaker 2: was my energy doing something that was mixing with whatever
Speaker 2: energies were there?
Speaker 1: Very well could be, you know, And so you never
Speaker 1: had to have a tune up from the lady. It
Speaker 1: was just in all these years, there's never even been like.
Speaker 2: A little no, there's been nothing that's incredible.
Speaker 1: So, now that your son is older, does he do
Speaker 1: you talk about this moment.
Speaker 2: We have we have as you know, in the years
Speaker 2: that followed, you know, he was made aware of what happened,
Speaker 2: you know, and it's pretty wild to him.
Speaker 1: But he's like, yeah, there was a man in my bedroom.
Speaker 2: And I feel terrible that I didn't totally, I don't know,
Speaker 2: help him out with that. I probably could have done
Speaker 2: better there. Do you know where a.
Speaker 1: Kids say that there is a ghost? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So I think I was doing what most just sort
Speaker 2: of normal parents will do. It's like, oh, it's okay,
Speaker 2: come here, let's read a book. You know, let's look,
Speaker 2: there's nothing in there. Right, you do all the stuff
Speaker 2: that a parent does. But you know, there was a
Speaker 2: man in a suit sitting there, you know, so fuck
Speaker 2: me for missing that.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Now, I reach out to all kinds of people that
Speaker 1: I like to come on here, and most of the
Speaker 1: time these people it's like pulling teeth trying to get
Speaker 1: anything out of that. This is good, I know, Collin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's a weird thing to tell.
Speaker 2: And you know, I have that thing that people worry
Speaker 2: that people will think you're crazy. Of course when I
Speaker 2: do say it, I'm not crazy. These things happened. Take
Speaker 2: from it what you will. But everything was great after that.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: Like the house totally changed its energy. I'm not even kidding. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it really did. I believe I was no longer afraid
Speaker 2: in there for one thing, like after that's like.
Speaker 1: A type of cleaning. It's a cleansing thing, you know,
Speaker 1: and if you clean a place real nice and clean,
Speaker 1: it's gonna feel better in a lot of different way.
Speaker 1: There's multiple ways to do that.
Speaker 2: I think, well, I've I've since then, you know, because
Speaker 2: there was something to it that I just can't say
Speaker 2: didn't work. So periodically, you know, I will clean the
Speaker 2: house with sage. I'll do that. You know, I'll go
Speaker 2: through with sort of trying to remove bad energy that
Speaker 2: we created just through you know, bitch and a moan
Speaker 2: and whatever. It is just life, and you're like, let's
Speaker 2: clear the air here a little bit. Let's just see
Speaker 2: if that helps. So I will go through and I
Speaker 2: will clear the house. And I've had friends who had
Speaker 2: issues at their home that they're wondering if it was
Speaker 2: a ghost or some situation, and I said, you want help,
Speaker 2: and I've gone I know one friend, it worked. We
Speaker 2: just saged it. We just did you know, clear intentions.
Speaker 2: Wow for the home.
Speaker 1: Because now you're like a person that's been through it
Speaker 1: and you I mean, you got out on the other
Speaker 1: side and now you can I mean, this is a
Speaker 1: success story because you're still living there and you, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're the one paying for the house. You should be
Speaker 1: able to stay there, not some dead creep.
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, what I kind of delight
Speaker 2: in is that I'm going to be the ghost. I
Speaker 2: really do. Yeah, I really do. That kind of excites me.
Speaker 1: You earned your place.
Speaker 2: I'm so embedded in that homely, I am so embedded
Speaker 2: in every every square foot of it. Yes, my, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm an emotional person. My energy is.
Speaker 4: Thick in that house, just thick. And I'm like, man,
Speaker 4: when I am gone, someday, it's gonna be me. Yes,
Speaker 4: even if I don't die there.
Speaker 1: When you moved in, was there any mention of anything
Speaker 1: of this sort?
Speaker 2: Now, No, interesting No, But that granddaughter showing up she
Speaker 2: really enlightened. And she even said that there was an
Speaker 2: event that they had when she was there with the grandma,
Speaker 2: who is also the wife of the dead guy. They
Speaker 2: ended up calling the police one night because their deceased husband, Grandpa,
Speaker 2: was knocking on the They were hiding in the master
Speaker 2: bedroom and he was knocking and wouldn't leave him alone
Speaker 2: to the point where they called the police. So she
Speaker 2: had said that Bernie was active when they were there.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she had shown up at the house to
Speaker 2: kind of exercise her demon's like, you know, just this
Speaker 2: random woman showing up and needed to kind of clear
Speaker 2: some shit in her brain. So she came back to
Speaker 2: the source of trauma.
Speaker 1: Was she like, oh my god, are you oh Collins?
Speaker 2: No, So I put on my Doreen wig and got
Speaker 2: right to it. Let me show you around the house.
Speaker 2: What would you like to see? First of room where
Speaker 2: you were traumatized.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. Okay, do you have other stories? Trust me,
Speaker 1: you gave me enough, but I'm just curious if there's
Speaker 1: anything else while I have you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean there was a years ago in my twenties,
Speaker 2: there was I called it the love ghost. When I
Speaker 2: first got with my ex husband. There were these two
Speaker 2: coats that were hung together in the closet and we
Speaker 2: came back one night in the arm of his coat
Speaker 2: was around my coat somewhere. I still have a picture
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cute.
Speaker 2: And no matter how much we tried to re reenact
Speaker 2: that to make it do that, it wouldn't. So we
Speaker 2: just kind of we just kind of liked that, you know.
Speaker 2: We were like new loves and it was just sort
Speaker 2: of like, oh, our energy has is affecting the space
Speaker 2: and there's a love ghost here. How sweet? Right, Like
Speaker 2: just kind of just kind of fun. But I still
Speaker 2: have a picture of it somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's something I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might have been. Who knows, hadn't.
Speaker 1: It been to like a psychic like other than that cleansing.
Speaker 2: No, I really have Well, I mean there was one
Speaker 2: at a party once, but yeah, yeah, but I didn't
Speaker 2: hear anything or think anything that flipped my wig.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: What do you think about haunted dolls? This idea that.
Speaker 2: There's that they can be Yeah, well, I think it
Speaker 2: goes beyond I think it can go beyond dolls. What
Speaker 2: do you mean items?
Speaker 1: Oh, just anything, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just because of that energy. Sure, I feel like and
Speaker 2: you know you've seen stories.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, oh yeah, that's my liberatit. Doll. He's not haunted, Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, I feel like there could be. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say that it can't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, dolls, of course.
Speaker 2: You know, because they're creepy to begin with, you know,
Speaker 2: the face and everything. It puts a face on a ghost.
Speaker 1: Right, And that's the question. It's like, is that why
Speaker 1: you hear about these haunted dolls? You know? There's is
Speaker 1: it because they look like humans a little bit?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Would you come back as a doll? Or what do
Speaker 2: you think you choose?
Speaker 1: Oh? I wouldn't come back as a doll.
Speaker 2: What would you what would you put yourself into?
Speaker 1: I mean I would want to be in like a
Speaker 1: dressing room, Like I love a dressing room, like a
Speaker 1: backstage like a theater or something, so just be like.
Speaker 2: A curtain in there or something.
Speaker 1: Well, I would like to just be me. But see,
Speaker 1: and that's the question. It's like, do you go inside
Speaker 1: of the doll and then you live like toy story
Speaker 1: all the time?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or are you just like around it and you just
Speaker 1: move it, or like you're just kind of outside of
Speaker 1: it and you're just like touching it And.
Speaker 2: Well that'd be cool?
Speaker 1: Like is that what it is?
Speaker 2: I would I kind of prefer I would like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And that see that's that energy thing that I can't
Speaker 2: deny that it couldn't happen, you know, because I also
Speaker 2: do believe that when we leave here, we go somewhere,
Speaker 2: and that is the soul and the soul returns to
Speaker 2: something greater. That's my belief. Anyway, I astral projected one time.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, let's hear that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before I knew the term, before I had any idea,
Speaker 2: it was a thing.
Speaker 1: I want to try that so bad.
Speaker 2: And here's the story. And it's kind of fun. Okay.
Speaker 2: I was, let's see twenty one at the time, and
Speaker 2: I was I was dating somebody who was thirty five,
Speaker 2: and we're we're making love. Okay, okay, all right, I'm salacious.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, I'm up in the corner
Speaker 2: of the room like a spec like I'm looking down
Speaker 2: at him on top of me.
Speaker 1: He must have been good.
Speaker 2: I thought I died. I panicked. I'm up in the corner,
Speaker 2: and I mean I full on felt panic that I
Speaker 2: was dead. Yeah, and this is too soon.
Speaker 1: And could you look at you? I could see me, oh,
Speaker 1: like my god.
Speaker 2: Picture you know, literally the corner of a room, as
Speaker 2: if your you know, a little lipstick camera up in
Speaker 2: the corner of the room looking down at your body.
Speaker 2: But it was boom, just like boom, I just hit
Speaker 2: that and I'm staring down at my body. Yeah, and panic, panic,
Speaker 2: and then boom, I'm back in my body, but I
Speaker 2: cannot move, and I'm internally screaming, but nothing is being heard,
Speaker 2: until all of a sudden I was. And then my
Speaker 2: boyfriend was just grabbing and calming me, and I'm trying
Speaker 2: to explain I died.
Speaker 1: I died.
Speaker 2: I died. Oh my god, I died.
Speaker 1: I died.
Speaker 2: I died.
Speaker 1: I'm so scared.
Speaker 2: I died. And it got talking about it and he
Speaker 2: explained something called astral projection to me, and it floored me.
Speaker 2: My soul left my body.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: And he said there was a few seconds where I
Speaker 2: wasn't there, that my body was not participating. I'm quite
Speaker 2: a lover, hell of the lover.
Speaker 1: But don't you think that that is like something that
Speaker 1: he could brag about for a long time? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know, I can make you leave your body.
Speaker 2: People. Do people try to astro project and have been
Speaker 2: successful by altering their breathing? Oh, I've learned all this afterwards. Yes,
Speaker 2: But so I thought, Okay, so my breathing must have
Speaker 2: been so relaxed that I went to I literally went
Speaker 2: to an out of body place, so physically, so physically,
Speaker 2: so went to an out of body place. But it
Speaker 2: had an eye, right, Like it had an eye it
Speaker 2: could see and that was that was my soul. That
Speaker 2: it all. It sounded, just everything felt the same as
Speaker 2: what we kind of feel and here inside of ourselves. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it didn't become like heavenly or something. It
Speaker 2: was me.
Speaker 1: But it's like, is that what a ghost is? You know,
Speaker 1: like it's like the exact same thing. It's like the
Speaker 1: ghost of someone that's still living. But or that dad,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's why you know. That experience too has
Speaker 2: me going, well, I know that we can exist in
Speaker 2: our soul outside of the body, right, so.
Speaker 1: You could have had a three way with yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, missed opportunity. I could have been just
Speaker 2: like tickling his ass from above.
Speaker 1: What the hell wasted time?
Speaker 2: Time spent in panic? Damn it? Oh I've got so
Speaker 2: much to learn.
Speaker 1: Can I show you a haunted doll?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, look at I immediately like my vagina just
Speaker 2: climbed up. I'm not even I'm serious. Like all my
Speaker 2: fear goes straight there first, like everything does joy fear.
Speaker 2: It all starts with the clenching and uh, it feels
Speaker 2: like a kegle.
Speaker 1: Well don't worry. This one's not gonna harm you. It's
Speaker 1: just on the internet. Oh okay, it's time for the
Speaker 1: dolls are living. This is a haunted doll on eBay.
Speaker 1: She's currently for sale and she's a she's a big
Speaker 1: ticket item. She's currently going for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And her name is Lorraine.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'll have a look.
Speaker 1: See can you show us Lorraine please? Jiha you got it?
Speaker 2: Roz. Oh my gosh, that's Lorraine.
Speaker 1: So she's a classic old ghost looking doll. Like she's
Speaker 1: exactly what.
Speaker 2: She want, Like, how is she haunted? Who she?
Speaker 1: Course? She comes with a story here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she's got that cracked face a.
Speaker 2: Little bitbody needs to do her brows.
Speaker 1: She needs her brows done. She could definitely use some
Speaker 1: type of like facial I don't know, some some deep
Speaker 1: chemical peel something like that. But it says. Lorraine has
Speaker 1: a gentle and playful presence, often making herself known through
Speaker 1: subtle yet captivating activities. She has a particular fondness for
Speaker 1: motion sensor light balls.
Speaker 2: See the lights, man, they love the lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's She activates in rhythmic patterns on these lights.
Speaker 1: That's how they communicate with her. One of Lorraine's most
Speaker 1: fascinating traits is her ability to appear in reflections. Those
Speaker 1: who interact with her have reported glimpsing her figure in
Speaker 1: mirrors or windows.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, exactly, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Or fleeting yet unmistakable apparition of a young girl with
Speaker 1: an innocent and curious demeanor. Tapping and knocking sounds are frequent,
Speaker 1: often occurring when she wishes to draw attention or respond
Speaker 1: to interactions. Yeah, so she's in there. Mediums describe her
Speaker 1: as a kind and curious spirit who enjoys connecting with
Speaker 1: people and observing the world around her.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that sweet?
Speaker 1: So for four hundred dollars, sure she could be yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you happen to be a very lonely person that
Speaker 1: wants that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you're lonely, then Lorae's We're a shot.
Speaker 2: Loraine is your doll rich, lonely person. I don't even
Speaker 2: like to look at it because I'm so afraid that
Speaker 2: I am afraid that she'll come into me and attach
Speaker 2: to me or something. I fear those things.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can understand why you after what you've
Speaker 1: been through why you would believe in stuff like the
Speaker 1: possibility of anything really after what you went through.
Speaker 2: And maybe I just feel like a target. I don't know,
Speaker 2: because it's like, because I am a I get scared easily.
Speaker 2: I don't know. So maybe I'm kind of a target.
Speaker 1: If I was a ghost, I would want to haunt you.
Speaker 2: And at the same time, I'm also brave and strong
Speaker 2: as fuck, right, like I will confront anything. I really do,
Speaker 2: like I'm so not afraid at the same time, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I try to avoid situations where something will try and
Speaker 2: fuck me because on some level I do feel like
Speaker 2: an easy target or something, or like, oh, she'd be
Speaker 2: fun to fuck with. Yeah, you know I do.
Speaker 1: I like, no, it's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the fact that you you literally like closed a portal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't, but that woman, she she did.
Speaker 2: She closed a goddamn portal.
Speaker 1: I mean it took some at you two. I think
Speaker 1: you should be you should be like any fucking portal
Speaker 1: wants to I do, like ill, I have a lady
Speaker 1: with bear medicine and I got some.
Speaker 2: Well I got the bear medicine in me now, so yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: like it is it's about confronting things, and isn't that
Speaker 2: just life anyway?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's how I feel about ghosts. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're not even like attached to a body, like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna have They're like Internet trolls to me, Like
Speaker 1: they're just like you're not so real.
Speaker 2: So perfect? Yes, exactly that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I please some ghost voices? Okay, it's time.
Speaker 2: For ev.
Speaker 1: Or ev plicse Okay, So EVP stands for Electronic voice Phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I go to the Internet and I find these alleged
Speaker 1: EVPs and I'll play two of them for you, and
Speaker 1: I'll give you an ABCD, and we're gonna guess what
Speaker 1: these people believe their ghost is saying.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: This first one was on TikTok. It was posted by
Speaker 1: someone named the Supernatural Sleuth, and it says that a
Speaker 1: man and his wife were at their new house, their
Speaker 1: first night in this house and this is an Alabama
Speaker 1: and their cat started acting weird. There's like a lot
Speaker 1: of parallels to you today. I'm sorry this is weird,
Speaker 1: but there was a cat in the house that was
Speaker 1: acting weird, and then they captured this voice. What is
Speaker 1: it saying? Mo Collins?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yeah, it's scary. Come here.
Speaker 1: It does sound like it says, come here, come here.
Speaker 2: That's come here. Oh my god, look at the chills. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh god, wow, you come here.
Speaker 1: I don't want to scare you scared.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. He's still strong.
Speaker 1: You're still strong. Not forget, you know, but human.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, that's creepy, that's you know. And there's hair
Speaker 2: on my arm. It's going to go up.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: What to do. I'm still alive. That's what it shows me.
Speaker 2: My ship's still working.
Speaker 1: There you go. And whoever this is, they're not okay.
Speaker 1: So did they believe it said a la maire you
Speaker 1: know the fancy face cream?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, b come here? Yeah, c love me,
Speaker 2: come here?
Speaker 1: Or d light beer?
Speaker 2: It's a kid? Was a kid rocks house?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Open, I think it said come here.
Speaker 1: That is exactly what they believe it said. Oh creepy whisper. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here's one more. This was also on TikTok. This was
Speaker 1: posted by someone named m J. Pack And it's at
Speaker 1: a place that I have actually been called the Lamp Mansion,
Speaker 1: which is in Saint Louis, Missouri, and it's a very
Speaker 1: haunted creepy house that you can stay in. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is this ghost saying? Okay, this one's harder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is hard.
Speaker 1: This was a little it's like from a distance, let
Speaker 1: me buy it again.
Speaker 2: I don't know what dinner I thought I heard dinner.
Speaker 2: I'm going to sard dinner in an hour.
Speaker 1: Yes, very well, could be that. Well, here's some options.
Speaker 1: Did they think it was a girl, you got a
Speaker 1: big mouth, I don't hear it. B you don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm here. C we need to get out of
Speaker 1: this house. Or D I need to make a return.
Speaker 2: Say number two again, something about.
Speaker 1: You don't know why I'm here.
Speaker 2: I think it's that one. And part of that is
Speaker 2: because of what you can get out of it, which
Speaker 2: is the inflection. Yeah, you don't even know why I'm here?
Speaker 2: Right like, I think you have to listen to inflection
Speaker 2: and any intent that you kind of hear behind it,
Speaker 2: And that's that you don't even know I'm here.
Speaker 1: They think it's saying we need you to get out
Speaker 1: of this house.
Speaker 2: That's too specific, and you would hear more.
Speaker 1: We need wait, no, it's we need to get out
Speaker 1: of this house. Let me hear it again.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, maybe maybebe we need to get out of this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what happened when I went to this house.
Speaker 1: I go in there and I'm like, I don't like
Speaker 1: this place at all.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: It was week eight or nine in a row of
Speaker 1: staying in haunted places.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, because I was doing a TV show, okay.
Speaker 1: And this was the final one, and you didn't like it.
Speaker 2: I hate after all of those other places, you did
Speaker 2: not feel what you felt in this one.
Speaker 1: No. I well, I was just I think it was
Speaker 1: a mixture of just being like, I'm so sick of
Speaker 1: stuffing donuts in my face because I was so terrified
Speaker 1: for so many weeks, and that was how I was coping.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: So I go up into this house and we go
Speaker 1: up into this upstairs and they're like, this is the
Speaker 1: room you're going to stay. And this was such a
Speaker 1: journey to it. Upt you know, it's an old you
Speaker 1: gotta walk up the tiny little staircase and then another floor.
Speaker 1: It's like the third floor in the house or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like I'm gonna sleep up here all night.
Speaker 1: No way. I get up there and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: do not like it in here. I do not like
Speaker 1: it in here and I started I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was a ghost or I don't an energy. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it was, or if I was just
Speaker 1: so scared and so many whatever I start vomiting. It
Speaker 1: was really wild.
Speaker 2: That's a big reaction, I know. I mean that's beyond
Speaker 2: just having a lot of donuts. That's it is, Like,
Speaker 2: that's a very deep reaction.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was so like, there's no and I think
Speaker 1: a lot of it had to do with the terrifying
Speaker 1: fear of like if I had to sleep in this
Speaker 1: room tonight and I'm supposed to for the next two nights,
Speaker 1: where am I gonna run if it's it's dark and
Speaker 1: this is like a creaky old house, third floor. H
Speaker 1: So I was like what who? I ended up not
Speaker 1: sleeping in it? Yeah, I got. I puked my way
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 2: Good. Good for you to remember that next time I
Speaker 2: don't want to do something, I'm gonna puke my way
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, works like a charm. Let me just do
Speaker 1: something real quick. Let's do like, uh, I'll throw some
Speaker 1: stuff at gin in we'll kind of rapid fire. See
Speaker 1: if anything comes up for you. All right, curses do
Speaker 1: you believe in curses, Umm.
Speaker 2: Not particularly mm hmm. Beyond like I think you can
Speaker 2: send bad energy to somebody, but I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: know about that tossing such very specific curses. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: What about horoscopes, Uh.
Speaker 2: Not not particularly into them. I think they're fun. I
Speaker 2: think you can find what you're looking for in them,
Speaker 2: and you can find what you're not looking for. You
Speaker 2: can find whatever you go to look there for.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: It it doesn't necessarily I haven't seen any. Let's just
Speaker 2: say that are just so super specific that you're like,
Speaker 2: that is sony, but it's you know, you see something
Speaker 2: that's like you're gonna you're gonna have clarity in the
Speaker 2: next week, you know, and it's like, oh god, you
Speaker 2: know I'm already feeling it. I already feel that clar
Speaker 2: This is so spot on right, it's too Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's fun. It's a it's a party favorite fun thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel pretty similarly.
Speaker 2: Yah.
Speaker 1: But then people will always say, well, you gotta do
Speaker 1: the birth chart, you gotta find out what time you
Speaker 1: were born.
Speaker 2: Well how about you do my birth chart for me?
Speaker 2: And you figure all that shit out and you get
Speaker 2: me a readout of whatever comes and we'll see Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I don't I don't have time for that. I
Speaker 2: get you, but it's on the same token. Nothing more
Speaker 2: fun than going, oh you're a cancer, I'm a cancer too. Hey. Hey,
Speaker 2: you know, because we as human being as it's like,
Speaker 2: we like to find common ground, no matter what it
Speaker 2: looks like. Oh I I pooped a donut size poop.
Speaker 2: Oh me too, yay, Like just whatever makes us connect. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and horoscopes I think do that totally and and we'll
Speaker 2: buy into it and that's all right, that's fun.
Speaker 1: They give us a reason to talk to each other.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a conversation piece.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What about demons? Do you believe in such a thing?
Speaker 1: I grown up Catholic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I believe that people can house evil themselves
Speaker 3: if you want to say, you know, that's a demon,
Speaker 3: however you want to say it.
Speaker 2: But I do believe that people house evil. Yeah, born
Speaker 2: with it, figured it out somewhere along their path, experiences
Speaker 2: upbringing whatever something they're hanging onto that can also turn
Speaker 2: itself into psychologically in your brain can turn it into
Speaker 2: a form of a monster. Almost, Yeah, a psychic break
Speaker 2: of sorts. That happens within you, that's based on whatever
Speaker 2: your experiences are. And I think that we can form
Speaker 2: evil in our brains.
Speaker 1: And that's what I wonder sometimes, Like I'm very open
Speaker 1: about a lot of this stuff, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I wonder sometimes if it's like there's these energies that, yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes they're floating inside of someone and then sometimes they're
Speaker 1: in a doll and then like they just kind of
Speaker 1: go from thing to host stuff.
Speaker 2: I think, for instance, you know, the one of the
Speaker 2: entities that was in my home back then was apparently
Speaker 2: not a friendly she said, but she also said it's
Speaker 2: not big enough to be harmful physically in the world,
Speaker 2: you know, but was definitely evil intent, like bad evil
Speaker 2: intended no goodness, you know, nothing good. And that was
Speaker 2: that energy. But I don't know that that's any different
Speaker 2: than say a human being that can also be so
Speaker 2: intrinsically fucking evil, and god knows we're loaded with it
Speaker 2: these days, you know. So it's like, I just think
Speaker 2: that that energy, if you pass, then could possibly remain
Speaker 2: that energy in that little lipstick soul up there in
Speaker 2: the corner. Yeah, Like it's energy to me.
Speaker 1: But anytime I hear about like an evil demon like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I could change him. It's never met me. Oh,
Speaker 1: like he just doesn't know any different. Yeah, he seems
Speaker 1: like a bad guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mixed with my good energy and oh we're
Speaker 2: going to have Yeah, just a real yin yang.
Speaker 1: Did you ever when you were at mad TV? I
Speaker 1: remember Deborah. I asked Deborah about if the studio was haunted,
Speaker 1: and I feel like she said there was like one
Speaker 1: area where she felt some vibes, but not really. I
Speaker 1: just always want to talk about Mad TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, it's a great thing to talk about.
Speaker 1: Here's this other thing I love to ask people about, like,
Speaker 1: was there any like deja vu or or coincidences or
Speaker 1: stuff like that that led to you having that big
Speaker 1: life change and being on mad TV? And was there
Speaker 1: any like signs at point, like did you did you
Speaker 1: look into it like that, because you know, some people
Speaker 1: very easily could you could go Oh I was supposed
Speaker 1: to be at this place on that day and then
Speaker 1: I ended up auditioning and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, actually kind of. Yeah. I was
Speaker 2: still up in Minneapolis. My son was you know, I
Speaker 2: had a baby at the time that Mad TV started,
Speaker 2: and I remember being in the dining room with my
Speaker 2: child and mad TV came on and I said, I'm late.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be in LA. But I was just
Speaker 2: a mom in Minneapolis.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So when my son was two is when I moved
Speaker 2: out to LA and I was doing an original show
Speaker 2: with a bunch of my my gal pals. And casting
Speaker 2: person saw it and she started hooking me up with
Speaker 2: casting directors and such. And within the first year Mad
Speaker 2: TV audition came up, and it's just the right audition,
Speaker 2: you know, to happen. I couldn't have gotten into something else.
Speaker 2: I didn't have the resume for that, you know, to
Speaker 2: be a mom on a sitcom or something. But my
Speaker 2: entire background was pretty much sketch sketch, improv character work.
Speaker 2: So you know, I was assassin ready when that audition
Speaker 2: showed up, right, It's like, okay, three characters, three impressions,
Speaker 2: let's fucking go. And I got it. But I remember
Speaker 2: on the there was six auditions total. On the fifth one,
Speaker 2: I got let go and I went home and I
Speaker 2: was like, they made a horrible mistake. I was just bawling,
Speaker 2: they made a mistake. I'm still supposed to be there,
Speaker 2: Like I just so so believed that I was supposed
Speaker 2: to be on that show since since it came on,
Speaker 2: you know, especially because the women on that show were
Speaker 2: just really funny. They got to be funny. They were
Speaker 2: given the space and and I really noted that, you know,
Speaker 2: even over SNL, I knew the politics were different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was like, oh god, they love it.
Speaker 2: And then I got the call for the next you know,
Speaker 2: for the network test, which was like, thank god, I
Speaker 2: thought I thought they fucked up. Yeah, and they you know,
Speaker 2: we're leaving me in the dust. And it's like, m mmmm,
Speaker 2: that's my show.
Speaker 1: It was meant to be.
Speaker 2: Oh totally totally.
Speaker 1: That's so cool that you're a young mom in Minneapolis
Speaker 1: and then you came out. Yeah, that's so cool.
Speaker 2: Those are such good days. Like just the dream factory
Speaker 2: in my brain was so up and running. Hell yeah right,
Speaker 2: Like the energy was all there, just so forward motion.
Speaker 2: Everything was just so great. It really was just so great.
Speaker 2: I loved that time. I was I think thirty two
Speaker 2: when I got mad, which was older for that, you know,
Speaker 2: which is crazy, but that was that was older. Like
Speaker 2: Michael McDonald and I were same agent. It was like
Speaker 2: we were on the upper end of things.
Speaker 1: This has been truly incredible. These mat TV ladies, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, they come in here with their stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there were so many more details I didn't
Speaker 2: even get into. But yeah, oh my god, it's too long.
Speaker 2: It's too long. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: There were one of these days. Please come back on
Speaker 1: the show if you ever have anything else finding cool,
Speaker 1: spooky or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is fun. It was I haven't told that
Speaker 2: in a while, and it was good and great talking
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell people to follow you or
Speaker 1: watch anything or.
Speaker 2: Follow me if you feel like it. I don't you know.
Speaker 2: Attendance is not mandatory, as they say. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: follow me, come on around, come say I you here?
Speaker 1: Awesome. Well, thank you so much, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: so much to Vo Collins. Wow wow, Wow. That one
Speaker 1: is going to stick with me. We'll be back next week.
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Speaker 1: love you all, both living and dead. But if I
Speaker 1: didn't ask you to haunt me, don't haunt me. Came back.
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Speaker 1: producer is the startling Jiha Lee. Associate producer is the
Speaker 1: alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and sound designed
Speaker 1: by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker is the
Speaker 1: petrifying Patrick Kuttner. My theme music is by the spine
Speaker 1: chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky Vanessa Lilac,
Speaker 1: Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced by the
Speaker 1: chilling Karen Kilgariff, the spooky Georgia hart Stark, and the
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