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Speaker 1: Yeah, they tell me these are the radio blocks on

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Speaker 1: the Fred Show. The honest one. Kiln is a Gracy

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Speaker 1: Award winner period. Yeah yeah, and that little rant and

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Speaker 1: Kiki just went on, that's why she's a Gracy Award winner.

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Speaker 1: You got to get Paulina one. Paulina, come on, you

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Speaker 1: know what I think? You know?

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Speaker 2: Greatness is? Is it just you know, if it's in you,

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Speaker 2: it's in you. If it's not, it's not, Well, nobody

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Speaker 2: is in you, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Some days I don't know greatness is

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Speaker 1: in you? And we're about to you know what, this

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Speaker 1: story that you're about to tell this blog to win

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Speaker 1: you not only a Gracie but one of those Best

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Speaker 1: Dome Awards from uh whatever? What is the award that

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Speaker 1: we didn't submit for? Really the silver one?

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Speaker 2: What about the Macaroni Award?

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Speaker 1: No, we'll never win anything like that. Hall of Fame?

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Speaker 1: What never let me.

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Speaker 2: Do your submission please, because you're.

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Speaker 1: Getting lots in the parking lot should have won us

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Speaker 1: that award.

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Speaker 2: The fact that I want to put your car, I

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Speaker 2: almost love taps the crap out of your car.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't win that week. Honestly, I commanded to

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Speaker 1: recap the whole thing me too, I keep calling it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's insane. I don't know. Maybe you would win that anyway.

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Speaker 2: Ahead please, oh thank you so much, dear blog. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: they're calling right now. So there's the thing, guys. I

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Speaker 2: have an eight month old daughter. She's a baby. She

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Speaker 2: doesn't walk, she doesn't talk, she doesn't nowhere noses. But

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Speaker 2: my friend Jonathan, my bestie, he's already planning for her

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Speaker 2: to be a part of taekwondo school.

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Speaker 1: I guess is that school? Yeah, I should take taekwondo seriously. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he wants to try and enroll your eight month old

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Speaker 1: in taekwond Jiu jitsu is what we want to be

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Speaker 1: in jiu jitsu? Yeah, jiu jitsu that one.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh. Yeah, So I guess that's school. It's in

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Speaker 2: my neighborhood, and I guess they do both.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, well, John, then you know, she

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Speaker 2: can't really do that yet. But I don't know what

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Speaker 2: AJ start, maybe three, I don't know. We got a

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Speaker 2: couple of years ago. But I was like, why the

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Speaker 2: interest in you know, such activities, and he said that

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Speaker 2: there's a really really hot instructor.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how he knows this where he's seen him,

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Speaker 1: but he goes.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'll take Gig, I'll take the baby, and

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Speaker 2: we'll go and i'll take her pick her from class

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Speaker 2: and I'll stay during class.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to know.

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Speaker 2: Like, if you guys ever done that where it's like,

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Speaker 2: you know, you pretend to be somewhere or you want

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Speaker 2: to go somewhere to see the hot bartender, right or

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Speaker 2: the hot teacher or whatever, because I don't think I

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Speaker 2: would do that. I love my kid, but I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to stay there for an hour to watch her,

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Speaker 2: you know, hit a wooden panel. They're going to do.

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Speaker 1: I mean righting.

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Speaker 2: She's eight months old, So first of all, they're gonna

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Speaker 2: turn me away. But number two, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've definitely frequented restaurants or stores more than someone probably

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Speaker 1: should because somebody hot works there. Yeah, you know that

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Speaker 1: I'm interested in. We're going to that restaurant with that

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Speaker 1: uh which one server? I forgot there was one that right?

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Speaker 1: Was that the place? It's somewhere closer your name where

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Speaker 1: you live, Fred? You were you were going all the

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Speaker 1: time because there was a waitress, hot waitress. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and which one. Yeah, I know, No, I mean it

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Speaker 1: sounds like me. That sounds like me to become fixated

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Speaker 1: on something and then not give it up until I'm

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Speaker 1: until the restraining order is issued. Yeah, that's a bit

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Speaker 1: a nice.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: For the record, there are no restraining orders that I uh,

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Speaker 1: nor have I been well. No, I was just saying

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Speaker 1: I was almost banned from one place, but no, remember

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Speaker 1: that that was because I was talking smack about the waitresses.

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Speaker 1: Then boyfriends, Yeah, you should really get yourself into it,

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Speaker 1: don't you. I talk too much, too many words, too

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Speaker 1: much external dialogue. You're like real life Larry.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling your friend now that you've seen Curb you

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Speaker 2: you are Larry David.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever done this? Have you ever enrolled

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Speaker 1: in something? Done anything? Because there was a hot person

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Speaker 1: there that you were hoping to interact with.

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Speaker 2: My ex enrolled in the club so he can see

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Speaker 2: the hot bottle girl at that time, I was like

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Speaker 2: twenty two though, miss nicky baby, yeah's pretty.

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Speaker 1: Much enrolled in. Yeah, he enrolled. LL think. I think

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Speaker 1: it happens all the time. I think people do it

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Speaker 1: all the time, go to the gym at certain times,

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Speaker 1: hoping to see the gym crush or the train or

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Speaker 1: the todd or whatever. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, really.

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Speaker 1: I would say that that is is. I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: any issue with it. If she could move her arms,

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Speaker 1: yeah that was like, yeah, in a coordinated way, I

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Speaker 1: would yeah. Or I suppose we could start with walking.

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Speaker 1: Walking is cool.

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Speaker 2: I think Walka is a great star right now. She's

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Speaker 2: discovering her hands. Sometimes when she's like laying out for

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Speaker 2: a diaper change, she stares at her hands like, this

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Speaker 2: is the coolest think I've ever seen brand new, never

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Speaker 2: seen them.

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Speaker 1: She's looking at her fingers.

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Speaker 2: So you know what, after we kind of get past

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Speaker 2: that fascination, we can do jujitsu. They may feel like

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Speaker 2: they must feel like they're high, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: Like all this, all these things that are discovering, like

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Speaker 2: holy spit, I have hand, I have a hand cats

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, anything and everything. Sometimes I still

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Speaker 1: have that thought. Well on a Friday night, I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this sounds like a normal evening. I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's so worried about it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why you have to be to be a baby

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Speaker 1: Waiting by the phone is next in two minutes it's

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Speaker 1: the French