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Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm moving point five. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for calm help you. Hello. My name is Max Wallace.

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Speaker 1: I have a large complaint against the Delhi section of

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Speaker 1: your grocery store. Okay, well, I'm all ears sorry to

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Speaker 1: hear that. Would you be the person that I should

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Speaker 1: talk to in this matter? Sure? What seems to be

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Speaker 1: the problem? Next? Well, first off, your Delhi has a

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Speaker 1: lot of discounts on things. Okay, is there a problem?

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Speaker 1: I have noticed that with my Keen discount I okay,

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Speaker 1: So the jig is up on that. I'm not following.

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Speaker 1: The jig is up on what. The jig is up

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Speaker 1: that you are discounting products left and right. But for

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Speaker 1: some reason, on God's Green Earth, I never see discounts

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Speaker 1: on Ham. I'm not quite sure that it is never

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Speaker 1: on sale. Three times three times this past month, you

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Speaker 1: have cut prices on Turkey three times, Max, if you

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Speaker 1: would like, I could transfer you to the store manager.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and apologize before I say this,

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry for my language, but who the fates turkey?

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Speaker 1: These days? It's about ham? Am? I right? Max? Please?

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Speaker 1: No vulgar language? Okay? Would you like me to transfer

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Speaker 1: you to the store managers? Well, I am sorry for

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Speaker 1: the language, but I have a strong sense that you

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Speaker 1: over there are hammists. Well I don't understand hammists. Well

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't understand hammists because you're probably are one that's

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Speaker 1: racist against hams. What. First of all, there's no such thing.

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Speaker 1: It's hamists racism Okay, I've never heard of that. No

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Speaker 1: one's ever heard of that. Well, if you aren't hammist,

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Speaker 1: then why don't you discounting them? And you know what, Secondly,

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Speaker 1: you're complaining because him is not I'm sale really, Well,

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Speaker 1: at least you caught that part correct. Yes, I'm complaining

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Speaker 1: because I shouldn't have to take a second job to

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Speaker 1: afford you, damn ham It's ridiculous. You know you're not

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Speaker 1: getting a second job just so you could afford deli Ham. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to. That's what I'm saying, I should

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Speaker 1: not have to, and that is why this whole thing

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Speaker 1: complaint is silly. Okay, Well, really come on over some

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Speaker 1: hams because it's not discounted. That is correct. You have

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Speaker 1: never discounted your ham and you should take it seriously

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Speaker 1: because I've already spoken to the Better Business Bureau about it.

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Speaker 1: You call a Better Business burea. You are right, I did.

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Speaker 1: They were outraged. As a matter of fact, they must

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Speaker 1: have been laughing like crazy. I mean, that's that's got

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Speaker 1: to be the most ridiculous complaint they've ever even had. Well,

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Speaker 1: you go on ahead with your cavalier attitude about you

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Speaker 1: not discounting hand. But there's a war on ham in

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Speaker 1: this country and you are ground zero and I am

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Speaker 1: finally doing something about it. Oh so you're gonna do

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Speaker 1: something about it? Yes, I am. I am action, Max,

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Speaker 1: I am a maction, a man of action, and I'm

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Speaker 1: about to take action on you. And you are never

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Speaker 1: gonna see it coming. Well, I guess you might see

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Speaker 1: it coming because I'm telling you about it. But you

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Speaker 1: will see it coming, and it will hearts all around

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Speaker 1: the country to every delly time I will complain about

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Speaker 1: for him. No I am not, No, I am not.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna make an example out of you. I'm

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Speaker 1: coming down there, set of my own hamstand in front

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Speaker 1: of your store, and I'm selling discounted ham to put

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Speaker 1: you nit what's out of business? Oh well, you can

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Speaker 1: be laughing now, but you're not gonna be laughing when

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Speaker 1: I when I put you out of business because I'm

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Speaker 1: discounting my ham and you have not discounted one slice

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Speaker 1: of ham, not never. Just everybody about this crack. And

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Speaker 1: I bet you'd like to know where I'm getting that

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Speaker 1: ham too, wouldn't you are? I am, I am gonna

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Speaker 1: come into your store. I'm gonna buy all of your ham,

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Speaker 1: and then i'm gonna set it outside of a discounted

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Speaker 1: rate that's gonna buy him from us. And then you're

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Speaker 1: gonna turn around and sell it for less. You're making

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Speaker 1: us money. Damn right. I'm gonna buy your ham at

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Speaker 1: whatever price you have it available for, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: sell it outside your store for at least fifty percent less.

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Speaker 1: You're such an idiot, Well, well I'll remember that when

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Speaker 1: you come crying for me for a job on the

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Speaker 1: ham train. That's nade my store. By the way, my

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Speaker 1: store's name is ham Train. Be ready for it to

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Speaker 1: hit you. Oh that's right. The ham train is about

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Speaker 1: to run you right over, leave you right in the tracks.

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Speaker 1: Right after this prank phone call, ham train is coming

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Speaker 1: for you. As soon as I am done. As soon

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Speaker 1: as I am done prank phone calling you, I'm opening

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Speaker 1: up with the ham train about I said, as soon

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Speaker 1: as I'm done with this prank phone call, gonna open

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Speaker 1: up the ham train on you. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: phone call? Oh, it's a joke. Your son Matthew set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, you're wasting time. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: Your son Matthew listens to a radio show and he

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Speaker 1: wanted to set you up because he said, it's funny

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Speaker 1: when you get flustered over complaints at the deli. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna chi. The ham train is coming.

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Speaker 1: You get on board, you get left on the tracks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. By the way, you guys have any

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Speaker 1: you guys have any good deals on him right now? Actually,

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Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. Nothing is on sale right now, is all? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: there we go again. Week up every morning with funk taps.

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