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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand, But it's another Jubil phone frame. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Holly. This is her? Hello Holly, Hi?

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Speaker 1: Who is that Hi? Yeah, No, you don't because you

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Speaker 1: don't know me. Well you do know me, but you

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Speaker 1: don't know me. Oh okay, I'm the person. I'm the

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Speaker 1: person who owns the rav four that you maliciously attacked

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Speaker 1: the other day in the parking lot. Maliciously attacked. Oh

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Speaker 1: are you gonna play dumb? You're gonna act like you

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Speaker 1: don't know what I'm talking about? No, I think, I

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Speaker 1: think I know what you're talking about. I release What

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Speaker 1: am I talking about? That? What am I talking? I understand? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like when I was in the parking lot, my cart

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Speaker 1: slid into someone's car. I guess yours, And from what

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Speaker 1: I saw, it was just like a tiny ding slid

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Speaker 1: into someone's car. Your cart slid. Whatever it is. To

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Speaker 1: take care of the damages, if you need to pay

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Speaker 1: for it, I got you. How did your car? How

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Speaker 1: did I have a question for you? How did your

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Speaker 1: cart slide into my car? Last time I checked, the

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Speaker 1: carts at the grocery store have wheels on them. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have rolled it? Rolled it rolled into my car. Your car,

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Speaker 1: the damage that was done, I wouldn't be surprised if

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Speaker 1: it's slid, if you chucked it across the parking lot

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Speaker 1: right at my car. Why did you do that? I

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Speaker 1: didn't Why would anyone mean to do that? Why do

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Speaker 1: you see these rob banks? Well? I guess to get money,

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Speaker 1: but oh okay, here's a better one. Why does Madonna

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Speaker 1: still do TikTok? I don't know why people do what

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Speaker 1: they do. But either way, I know that you destroyed

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Speaker 1: my car with a cart the other day at the

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Speaker 1: grocery store parking lot, and then you fled the scene

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Speaker 1: of the crime. It destroyed your car. Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: What are the damages? Well, you saw them, didn't you?

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Speaker 1: You tell me? Okay, just tell me how much I

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Speaker 1: owe you? And what's your address? I'll just send you

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Speaker 1: a check. Or do you have venmo or something? What

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Speaker 1: is it like? Fifty bucks? You need fifty bucks? Okay? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I do have a bill though, and I would like

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Speaker 1: to know if you want me to go through your

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Speaker 1: entrance company or go directly to you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you've got to be said in me. That's exactly what

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Speaker 1: I said when I walked out and I saw my

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Speaker 1: car was ding. I saw you. I actually saw you

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Speaker 1: pulling away after you dinged my car. I was walking.

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Speaker 1: I went in there to get some bagels and some

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Speaker 1: cream cheese, and I also got some natural peanut butter,

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Speaker 1: and I was walking out and then I saw it

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Speaker 1: ding right on the back of my rat flour. And

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Speaker 1: then I saw you get in your car and drive off,

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Speaker 1: and it looked like you were laughing at the time.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you stop me then, because what it sounds

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Speaker 1: like to me is I dinged your car and then

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Speaker 1: you went home and created more damage to make it

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Speaker 1: look like I did that. Are you just trying to

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, how did you know there was more damage?

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Speaker 1: How did you know there was more damage? You told

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Speaker 1: me that I destroyed your car? You did? That? Sounds

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Speaker 1: pretty apocalyptic, man, Like that sounds like you like your car. Say,

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Speaker 1: a criminal like you doesn't have insurance like to ride dirty.

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Speaker 1: So I have insurance and don't fight for me. Would

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Speaker 1: you like me to go through them? Then? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to deal with all that drama. Just tell

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Speaker 1: me how much I owe you. Okay, fine, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you how much money I will tell you how much

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Speaker 1: you owe me for destroying my vehicle in the parking

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Speaker 1: lot the other day with the grocery cart. Okay, what's

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Speaker 1: the damage? The damage? Okay, it's not that bad. It's

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Speaker 1: only four thousand, five hundred and seventy two dollars and

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Speaker 1: thirty Prove it. You are out of your mind. There

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Speaker 1: is no way that my cart just barely tapping your

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Speaker 1: vehicle if four thousand dollars worth of vah? Okay, all

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Speaker 1: it was. The passenger's side mirror was broken completely broken off,

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Speaker 1: the back window was broken, and there was feces in

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Speaker 1: my back seat. That sounds like a personal problem because

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Speaker 1: I didn't do any of that. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the hell you're talking about. So you're gonna tell me

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Speaker 1: that I broke my own side mirror off, broke the

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Speaker 1: back window, and then I took a massive steamer in

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Speaker 1: the back seat. You're gonna tell me I did that.

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Speaker 1: Somebody did and it wasn't me. I did it? Sure

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Speaker 1: it was not me? I did it? What? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: did it? Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

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Speaker 1: Darren set you up? Gotcha joke? My god. He said

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Speaker 1: that you ding somebody's car in the parking lot with

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Speaker 1: your grocery car the other day, and we're worried they're

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Speaker 1: gonna call you with a bow. Oh my god. That

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Speaker 1: is not funny, but it's also really it's pretty hilarious.

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