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Speaker 1: Time for comedy Roulette, now fastly becoming one of our

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Speaker 1: favorite games.

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Speaker 2: Quickly set it up.

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Speaker 3: What it is.

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Speaker 1: Every week, our comedy ability is tested on the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, what you do? Give us five subjects? Put

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Speaker 3: them on the wheel, spind the wheel. We we can

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 2: Are here the subjects?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Number one, I don't like your friends, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Okay, that's yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: Number two, she can't cook worth a darn.

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna say she can't cook, and that I.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate that one, and I hope it doesn't land on there.

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Speaker 3: Number three. People who don't have a car but talk

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Speaker 3: trash about.

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Speaker 2: Your life car at all?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have one? All right.

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Speaker 2: Four, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Wrestling is fake.

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Speaker 2: Five she thinks she cute.

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Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on, you thinks she's cute.

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Speaker 3: She thinks she's cute. Come on that.

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Speaker 2: Number two?

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Speaker 3: That's all I mean, all right, what you got? What

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Speaker 3: you got?

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Speaker 1: People who don't have a car but talk trash about yours.

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Speaker 3: I started around here.

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Speaker 1: Not only do they not have a car, they talk

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Speaker 1: trash about you and you the one with the car,

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Speaker 1: stuff like why you late?

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Speaker 3: Why you late picking me up?

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Speaker 1: I've been out here twenty minutes already waiting on you.

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Speaker 1: They get in your car, they hear sounds that normally

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Speaker 1: they wouldn't hear on the bus. Yeah yeah, but all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, do you hear that ticking? You hear

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Speaker 1: that clicking? Sounds like you need new tires? That what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Don't even have a car, don't even have a coat?

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Speaker 3: You got what I say?

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Speaker 2: We get on my nerveal.

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Speaker 4: People that don't have a car. When they get in

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Speaker 4: your car said, just as far to see, go back?

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Speaker 2: You not even set it down before? How the hell

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Speaker 2: did you begin?

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Speaker 4: You gotta any leg room if you talk about this

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Speaker 4: far back, just as far back as most cars.

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Speaker 2: Have a limit. Don't see if you ain't know that

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Speaker 2: you're walking?

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Speaker 6: How come when you asked me to pick you up

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Speaker 6: from the bus stop and then get in my car, nigga,

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Speaker 6: you ain't this just this is just a phone centing

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Speaker 6: that this home is here. You worried about the cylinders?

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Speaker 6: You get your hands back on the butt.

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Speaker 3: Get in my car and all these didn't happen to me?

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Speaker 5: While your radio don't work, breaking up pain, you've been

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Speaker 5: in all my money on gas?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they make him statement like, you know you passed

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Speaker 3: the gas.

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Speaker 1: They but they don't ever say I'm chipping in on gas.

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Speaker 3: Never any place close they need to go.

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Speaker 1: Never it's way cross down and they offer you could

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Speaker 1: you run me across down for two dollars gas?

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Speaker 6: There?

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Speaker 3: No, you know what?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 4: My dird man by people no cars, They fierously get

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Speaker 4: on get on my nerves.

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Speaker 2: Were people who don't have a car, told about why

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Speaker 2: your car at wash?

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Speaker 4: Why it's dirty? They taking their fingers straight outside. It'll

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Speaker 4: been about three weeks since you watched this, all right,

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Speaker 4: you know what? At least I got a vehicle to

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Speaker 4: pull in there?

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Speaker 3: You know why you Why are you walking?

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Speaker 2: That's the bad question.

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Speaker 3: How would you get in my car?

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Speaker 6: They're gonna tell me, I can't believe you spent this

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Speaker 6: much money on this car.

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Speaker 1: Yours?

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Speaker 2: Why would you do that?

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Speaker 5: Would?

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Speaker 2: But I would you?

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Speaker 3: How you go?

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Speaker 2: I said this, the holy go God, tell me, man up.

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Speaker 5: This was really happened to me. I had a car

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Speaker 5: man that smoked real bad. I pull up at a

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Speaker 5: bus stop. Two dudes at the bus stop, they say, hey.

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Speaker 2: Man, you're cooking ribs and.

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Speaker 3: How much you're some sandwich?

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Speaker 2: But you walking? Yeah, all right once again.

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Speaker 3: Great job, guys, is always you never let us down with.

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Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette and we'll be back with the Nephews Brank phone.

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