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Speaker 1: Today, I afked up by destroying a sixteen one hundred

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Speaker 1: year of my life and possibly ruining my entire career. Okop,

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Speaker 1: this is Okayop, I'm Samuel Donner and we doll our

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Speaker 1: frontis starting our internet. John, what is the most expensive

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Speaker 1: thing you've ever broken? It didn't fully break, but one

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Speaker 1: time I was. I was in drumline in high school

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Speaker 1: and it was actually a terrible day because I had

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Speaker 1: already I thought we were like doing this like trip

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Speaker 1: away at a later date, but it was that day.

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Speaker 1: So I made us like an hour late. I was

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Speaker 1: the sole person on a bus of fifty people. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: Like it made us late.

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Speaker 2: And in addition to that, after we got there, after

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Speaker 2: I'm finally like okay, like I'm I'm over the anxiety

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Speaker 2: and like, you know, beating myself up for making us

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Speaker 2: all late. I was playing the fourth biggest bass drum

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Speaker 2: we had, which is about like almost three.

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Speaker 1: Plus feet tall. Oh my goodness, I hit it in

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Speaker 1: the in the stands and like bleachers, and it fell

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Speaker 1: over and smacked somebody, oh my god, on.

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Speaker 2: The head, and like it definitely got some dents in it,

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Speaker 2: but it didn't like the key was it for it

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Speaker 2: not to crack, and so luckily it didn't crack.

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Speaker 1: But how was the cracking of that that kid's head?

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Speaker 1: Luckily they were okay, I guess it didn't. Like. The

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Speaker 1: good news is it's actually not super heavy.

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Speaker 2: It's like most massive hollow but it's just it's just

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Speaker 2: so massive, so it's like terrifying to have this like giant,

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Speaker 2: like huge thing just falling you, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that definitely doesn't sound good, and I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: didn't fully break it for me, I think. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I scratched my roommate's car and that was rough.

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Speaker 2: But I felt bad because port like Sam doesn't usually drive,

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Speaker 2: and like I read that bike every they're just like

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Speaker 2: cosmetic scratches, so it wasn't a big deal. But poor

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Speaker 2: Sam was literally just like going going through it, and

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Speaker 2: you know, it was just a few scratches, like I've

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Speaker 2: actually ripped off my entire bumper. But the good news

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Speaker 2: is Honda Civics are literally built like a lego, so

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Speaker 2: I was able to snap it back in place and

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Speaker 2: I have done no fixing whatsoever, and you wouldn't even notice.

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Speaker 1: What yep, okay dude shout out to Honda absolute. I

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Speaker 1: have a story about things that actually did break for goodday.

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Speaker 1: If ffd up by destroying a sixteen one hundred dollars laptop,

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Speaker 1: which cost me sixty five thousand dollars a year of

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Speaker 1: my life and possibly ruining my entire career. So about

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Speaker 1: six months ago, I was in the library studying for

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Speaker 1: the hardest test of my first year of medical score

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Speaker 1: already off to a bad start, I had a cup

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Speaker 1: of water that I was drinking without a lid, of course,

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Speaker 1: and after a sip, I tried to set it back down,

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Speaker 1: but it slipped out of my hand and spilled all

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Speaker 1: over my laptop. I turned the laptop upside down and

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Speaker 1: got napkins to try to soak up the water, but

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Speaker 1: my battery is not removable without taking off the bottom laptop,

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Speaker 1: so I just shut it off and hope for the best.

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Speaker 1: I left it off for a few hours, hopefully let

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Speaker 1: all the water dry it, but alas the computer was fried. No.

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Speaker 1: I was pissed because I had splurged on an MSIGT

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Speaker 1: seventy two dominator, which was amazing and cost me way

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Speaker 1: too much money. I spent all day taking it apart

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Speaker 1: trying to dry it out, but I'm pretty sure the

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Speaker 1: motherboard has severe electric damage, so it was a complete

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Speaker 1: day wasted. I still had a test to study for

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Speaker 1: which was only a week away, so I had to

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Speaker 1: go to Walmart and buy a cheap eleven inch Chromebook

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Speaker 1: to hold me over until my replacement laptop came in

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Speaker 1: the mail, which eleven inches is small as heck. That

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Speaker 1: is super It's like it's like an iPad with a keyboard.

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Speaker 1: My school has a testing service that we install in

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Speaker 1: our laptops that allowed us to be able to take

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Speaker 1: tests on them, so I installed it on my IY

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Speaker 1: Chrome Book and thought I was ready for the test.

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Speaker 1: All right, you know this, the sixteen hundred dollars fried

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Speaker 1: laptop isn't going to stop me for taking the most

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Speaker 1: important test of my career. But here comes the major

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Speaker 1: f up. Oh no, this test was four hours long

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Speaker 1: and I barely finished in time. After we submit our tests,

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Speaker 1: we were able to instantly review and are shown our

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Speaker 1: right or wrong answers. I'm going through mine. It's looking okay,

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Speaker 1: not getting everything right, but I'm thinking, ah, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Then I get to a question that doesn't

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Speaker 1: seem to have the right answer provided, and I think,

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Speaker 1: what the f and start looking at it more closely,

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Speaker 1: at the answer options. It's then that I see the

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Speaker 1: answer option box. It's then I see the answer options

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Speaker 1: box has the ability to scroll down, and I see

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Speaker 1: that there are ten possible answers. We had never had

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Speaker 1: ten possible answers before on any exam, and since my

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Speaker 1: computer screen was O teeny tiny, I had only seen

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Speaker 1: five and assumed they were all there. No, so I

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Speaker 1: ended up getting half of those questions wrong because when

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Speaker 1: I answered them, I didn't even see the right answer

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Speaker 1: on my screen. And I emailed some people but got

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Speaker 1: no help and basically was told too bad, you suck.

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Speaker 1: Takes about a week for a final scores to be

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Speaker 1: calculated and released. I knew it was going to be

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Speaker 1: close when I finally got them back, but I saw

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Speaker 1: the worst news I could possibly see. No, I had

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Speaker 1: failed by half of one percent, half of one percent,

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Speaker 1: half of percent. Oh man, that is some terrible news.

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Speaker 1: give you the love that you deserve. I had a

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Speaker 1: meeting with a committee where they told me that because

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Speaker 1: the class was so long, that I wouldn't be able

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Speaker 1: to just retake the test during the summer, which is

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Speaker 1: the normal protocol for someone who fails a class, but

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Speaker 1: I'd have to repeat the entire first year. The entire

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Speaker 1: first year, or half a percent.

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Speaker 2: For half a percent, I am smacking someone with my

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Speaker 2: tiny ass laptop.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, pretty crappy. Since this will go on my transcript,

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Speaker 1: it makes me less competitive when applying to residencies, which

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Speaker 1: is where you go after you finish your pre med stuff.

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Speaker 1: So I basically can say goodbye to any of the

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Speaker 1: ultra competitive specialties like dermatology or plastic surgery. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know plastic surgery was so competitive. It is because those

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Speaker 1: people will make movie. Yeah, oh, I can imagine. Think

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Speaker 1: of all the movie stars. And just to be clear,

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Speaker 1: I am no way blaming the test or my computer

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Speaker 1: anyone but myself for this. I realized this is entirely

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Speaker 1: my fault, and I should have known that the answers

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Speaker 1: weren't there, and it's my fault that I'd spilled the

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Speaker 1: water on my computer. But what I am saying is

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Speaker 1: if I had just a bigger screen, I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: screwed up as much as I did. And I am sad.

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Speaker 1: That is beyond tragic. And for a test that means

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Speaker 1: so much to you, like so much, so much, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's rough. I honestly like that. I'm glad that I

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Speaker 1: feel like no longer do I feel like any one

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Speaker 1: project or deadline that I have in my life will

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Speaker 1: govern my life. But like I remember back in you know,

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Speaker 1: college and high school, it was like, this next test

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Speaker 1: will determine the whole career in life from going forward,

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Speaker 1: and it was a lot more scary. But it gets better.

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Speaker 1: Unless you're a doctor, ear lawyer. Yeah all you guys,

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Speaker 1: you're all screwed.

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Speaker 2: But everyone else, Like, it's also hilarious because like it

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Speaker 2: all matters like zero percent.

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Speaker 1: Now I would say you, like, yeah, unless you're a

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Speaker 1: doctor or lawyer. Yeah, again, you guys totally screwed by

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Speaker 1: everyone else. Yeah, but regardless, if you're a doctor, a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: or just a regular person, you know what you should

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