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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy, wait till you hear this one. You,

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Speaker 1: me and she? What are we going to do about this? Baby?

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Speaker 1: All right? That is the subject. Exact me right now,

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Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's praying phone call. Hello lord,

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Speaker 1: come on now, all right, that's right here. This is

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Speaker 1: exotic delivery. Exotic delivery. What do you think now? What

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Speaker 1: you're thinking? I'm thinking an animal like a cougar or jack. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's let's let's let's see what we got. Come on, hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I am trying to reach our Adrian. Adrian. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is this is he. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is? My name is was Shot.

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Speaker 1: I'm with GPT and we have a delivery for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be arriving probably in the next I guess

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Speaker 1: about the next ninety minutes. Are you Are you actually

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Speaker 1: at the house, sir? Um No, I'm I'm not at

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Speaker 1: home right now, but I mean you can just go

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Speaker 1: ahead and leave whatever it is. My my wife and

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Speaker 1: kids can probably get it when they're home from school,

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Speaker 1: you know. So let me make sure I got the

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Speaker 1: address right. Are you thirty eight North River Drive? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so is anyone there right now at all? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: nobody is home right now. I don't understand why you

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Speaker 1: can't just just leave the package there for again, Well,

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Speaker 1: this has to be this has to be signed, and

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Speaker 1: I have you on here as the handler for this delivery,

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Speaker 1: so I definitely gotta get quite a few signatures from you.

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Speaker 1: I got about five or six pieces of paper sheets

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Speaker 1: that you need to sign off on. Are you what

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Speaker 1: time did your wife get there so she'll be that lady?

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I'm a handler handling? What? What are you? What are

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Speaker 1: you delivering? This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport.

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Speaker 1: We have to peacocks. We have a steel and we

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Speaker 1: have a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's gotta be some kind of mistake, right, We have

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Speaker 1: a dog, that's it. We don't. We don't. We're not

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Speaker 1: an animal sanctuary here. I don't. I don't understand what

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. We didn't a kangaroo a field.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're you're your Adrian it's correct, that's name.

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Speaker 1: But okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive. Listen, listen, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is accurate. But again, I'm not a handler. I'm

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Speaker 1: not handling things. Okay, okay, let me let me if

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Speaker 1: there is some confusion. Your name is here, your address

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Speaker 1: is here. So I don't see where I have a problem.

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Speaker 1: Everything I'm asking you, you're saying it's correct, except now

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Speaker 1: you're saying you don't want your delivery. It's not my

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Speaker 1: delivery man, So is That's what I'm trying to tell you.

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Speaker 1: This is not I didn't order a kangaroo. I didn't

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Speaker 1: order these things. Okay, a kangaroo, a seal, and two

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Speaker 1: peacocks does make sense? Man, two peacocks? Whose order is this?

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Speaker 1: This is not my older man? You got my name? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so here, okay, So here's here's what we need to do.

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Speaker 1: Will your wife be here, be at the house within

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Speaker 1: the next ninety minutes? She she she might be. But

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Speaker 1: you know what are you saying? What I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: is leave them here, leave them at you at your place,

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Speaker 1: and you can call the company that shipped them and

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Speaker 1: you can figure out what went wrong or whatnot. But

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Speaker 1: it is my to leave these animals there? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What is your what's your name? Brothers? What's your name? Brothers?

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Speaker 1: My name is Roshan Rahan. Let me tell you something

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Speaker 1: right now. Okay, you not about to leave no animals

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Speaker 1: at my house. Okay, you're not leaving no peacocks. You're

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Speaker 1: not leaving no in kangaroos. You're not leaving no concealed Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're not having a pettant zoo at my house. When

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Speaker 1: I get to my house was shot. Ain't no animals

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Speaker 1: let's let me get my wife on the phone here right.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me call my wife. Hang on, sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't listen, sir. I don't have time for you

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Speaker 1: to figure out what you're gonna do about your kangaroo,

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Speaker 1: your peacocks, your seal. I gotta make this drop. I

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Speaker 1: gotta keep moving. I have other animals on the truck.

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Speaker 1: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay. I'm

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Speaker 1: didn't order all right, okay, and she's not gonna sir,

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Speaker 1: Listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure

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Speaker 1: about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animals. Can

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Speaker 1: do something, sir. If it's not yours, somebody will come

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow and pick them up. You mean somebody gonna

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Speaker 1: come back and pick them up tomorrow. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: have my house overnight. You think I am? Right? Mary

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Speaker 1: Popper's man. I now here doing nothing with these animals, Like,

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Speaker 1: do you get crazy? Please? It doesn't contain them at

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Speaker 1: my house when I arrived. So help me, guy, so

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Speaker 1: so so help you. Gouy what you're gonna have it?

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Speaker 1: The animal's gonna be there when you get there. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're not feeling you're slowing up my whole delivery route today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this. I ain't got term.

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Speaker 1: But why you ordered? Why you order of kangaroo if

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Speaker 1: you don't want it now? If I didn't order them Kangaroo,

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Speaker 1: that's why I don't want them to King Lu because

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Speaker 1: I didn't order them in Kangaroo be killing me? What's

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Speaker 1: out worded what's want? Okay, this is the worst customer

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Speaker 1: services of good world. I don't even a customer of yours.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to tell me that I gotta kangaroo a

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Speaker 1: peacocks and peacocks. You have to to peacocks. You have

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Speaker 1: two peacocks, sir. This doesn't even make any I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do with those animals. I don't know what you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do with it, but you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign

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Speaker 1: this paperwork though, that's what you're gonna do. Why if

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Speaker 1: you think I'm signing that pork. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: whoop yours at your house in front of your wife

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Speaker 1: and kids behind some damn animals. I don't, But you're

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Speaker 1: gonna sign my paperwork. I wish you would try to

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Speaker 1: be I'm about to show my kids what it looks

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Speaker 1: like to show up. It's talks real reckless o. Can

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Speaker 1: you showing up here with a damn caravan animals like?

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Speaker 1: I mean? The ridiculous? Okay, huh, no, man, is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It's only one thing. I really, just only one last

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Speaker 1: thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: that the only thing I can tell you now Adrian,

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Speaker 1: is that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morty Show. Your white bridget got me in the prank

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Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh man, you gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Wow, you don't want to delivery man? You

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Speaker 1: don't want I don't want the kangaroo? Man? What what

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Speaker 1: does those animals together? Man, you gotta be high up

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Speaker 1: your mind. One of those damn animals together? All right, baby,

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Speaker 1: give it? Tell me twenty what's the baddest and I

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Speaker 1: mean the baddest ray to your show in the land.

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Speaker 1: Let me hear, Adrian, it's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby.

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Speaker 1: Would have been nice to get a kangaroo, though, wouldn't

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Speaker 1: it a nice littlettle baby kangaroo. It's an exotic delivery car.

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Speaker 1: It is not. Now we can't handle. But what was

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Speaker 1: the seal? Some people like seal? We got two peak cocks,

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Speaker 1: We got a seal, and we got a baby kangaroo.

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Speaker 1: All right, now you ain't nobody here. I'm gonna leave

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Speaker 1: it in the front yard. Now you got to come on. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: it is what it is. Let's get it. What sound

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Speaker 1: does a kangaroo make? Though? I gotta look that up.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't make that sound. I

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Speaker 1: gotta add that to my animal sound arsenal kangaroo. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it. You have it. This weekend I am

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Speaker 1: in Montgomery, Alabama, on Saturday night at the Montgomery Performing

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Speaker 1: Arts Center and then laying in the cut. We're talking

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Speaker 1: about April Fools, which is Wednesday, April Fools, I will

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Speaker 1: be in all into the improv Dallas for Worth Texis.

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Speaker 1: Y'all get ready one night only think us almost go.

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Speaker 1: I love that. I just love that. I love it.

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Speaker 1: They love when they know the food coming down Lord him.

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Speaker 1: And in April three and fourth, I am in Dayton, Ohio.

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Speaker 1: That's right, they knowing how you've never been there to

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Speaker 1: perform stand up and I am on my way to

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Speaker 1: the Funny Bone. Tickets on sale right now, y'all come

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Speaker 1: see the nephew. Y'all ain't never seeing stupid like this.

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Speaker 1: This is different kind of stupid. Come get a little

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Speaker 1: bit of this right here you go in joy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is exotic funny. That's what this is. Kangaroo funny,

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Speaker 1: kangaroo funniest feel No, it's funny, it's that right, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Never coming up next it's the Strawberry Letter. You do

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Speaker 1: not want to miss. Its subject you, me and she.

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna do about this, babe ohead. We'll

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Speaker 1: get to do it right after this