WEBVTT - Cereal SURVIVOR 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.160 Great, so we'll share this another millennial with the phone. 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:07.920 She's working because she works from home. Scott, she's not 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:09.080 at home, Andrew. 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:12.640 Yeah, oh yeah, we're recording. So welcome to Serial Killers. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:14.040 This is episode eighty two. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.200 It's not live, so you don't have to worry. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.880 No, we edit all that out. Don't worry. Don't worry 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.480 about it. Scotty be here along with Andrew as a 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:25.840 special guest. Survivor winner. Michelle is here. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:27.520 Hi, happy to be here. 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:29.920 So since you're the guest, I'm gonna let you pick 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.440 our opener today. So you know, we have the Madonna 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:35.479 one and Michael Jackson one and the alternative Alison Chains one. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:36.080 What do you prefer? 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:38.880 Let's do the alternative Alison Chains. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:40.959 Oh actually it's not Alison Change, it's what the hell 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.879 is it? Spoon man? Who sings spoon Man? Oh? Mike, 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.040 I can't believe I'm so blanking on it. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.720 Okay, but I want it, Okay, you can have it. 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:47.280 I want it? 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:55.080 How do I not remember? Seriously? Because I'm old, going 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.640 for real with the young thing. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:09.640 When you hand a jam. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:14.000 Cereal, shut up and it's sound guarded. I'm sorry, it's 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.000 sound garden. So Anyway, welcome to Serial Killers. I can't 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.120 believe that we're eighty two episodes in at this point. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.000 Eighty two episodes. I did not even think that we'd 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.200 get past like five episodes, but here we are. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.520 And again with the write up that we just had 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.679 in podcast magazine, I mean, I. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.560 Can't even leave my house without the paparazzi chasing me. 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:30.520 It's just too crazy. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:32.679 Seriously, did you see that they gave us four and 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:33.920 a half microphones out of five? 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.240 Yeah, truly an amazing achievement. 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.760 Okay, Well, anyway, this is the Serial podcast where we 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:43.240 talk about cereal. Yes, and we think inside the box Michelle, Yes, 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.240 you didn't know we think inside the boxing. Yeah. And 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.560 since you're our special guest today, we do one new cereal, 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:52.320 one Classic Cereal. So we're gonna let you choose what 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:53.160 you want to start with. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.240 Okay, let's start Classic. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.800 Okay, So I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:01.320 for the Classic Cereal. This cereal came out probably in 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:04.040 the late eighties, and it's perfect for you because it's 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:08.720 a very like Deserted Island Cereal. Oh you know, it's 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:11.320 the kind of crafty eat in the woods Okay, maybe, 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:12.360 so hold on, let me go. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.440 This doesn't sound really appealing to me. I already want out. 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.720 Well, what's your favorite like kind of you were a 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:19.720 sugary sweet. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.480 Type of gal Oh then this is perfect cool? 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.400 Okay, So it's a kellogg cereal. There's a couple of 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.640 different companies that make it, and I never quite know 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.200 how to pronounce it because this is like accent symbols 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.080 on top of letters, so it's some foreign whatever. Anyway, 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:35.280 it's musliksh Okay, what what do you mean? 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.840 Oh no, just look at it has accents over the EU. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.320 This does not look great. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.560 Raisins, dates, almonds, clicks. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:46.800 I travel a lot and they serve mussoli, which I 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.440 assume is what this is. Everywhere that you go, it's 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.320 like granola and musli. So I have had it in 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:53.880 multiple countries. 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:56.639 We have it somewhere. We've done MUSELI I think right 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.480 usly we've done it. There's a couple of different companies 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:02.799 that make it. But this is Kellogg's and our friend 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:06.280 Rebel suggested that we do this. So Rebel gets a 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:10.200 T shirt. Great, Wait, question how to buy it? Silent muslicks? 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.920 Wait? But what's that's that's different. So Musli is different 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:14.600 than Muslicks. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:17.240 That's correct. Muslicks is the Kellogg's brand name of it. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.200 Just the name of it kind of sounds like it 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:23.880 should be like a medication of sorts, like, oh, what 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.880 do you want? Oh, I'm on Musli for my cough? 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:27.079 What are the side effects? 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:31.760 Side effects may included not great, yes, death, All. 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:33.040 Right, we let's bust it open. This one needs a 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.200 Scotty shake because there's all kinds of stuff in there. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:36.960 We did get a new Scotty shake jingle though, but 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:37.680 I can't find it. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.520 Okay, yeah, swait? Do you shake your cereal before you 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:41.280 eat it? Michelle? 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.080 No, I don't, I really don't. I've never heard this before. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.280 I didn't know that the shake. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.120 Was yeah, because she looked like the almonds are heavy, 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.080 so they sink to the bottom. So if you don't 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.520 shake it up, okay, you're going to get a mouthful 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.600 of now I know, not almonds. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.040 What would you say is like if you had to, 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.720 like we actually have asked this question to people before, 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.240 what is your deserted island cereal? Like if you could 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.160 actually bring a box of cereal to an island, what 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:07.240 cereal would be? 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.120 We talk a lot about food when you're deserted on 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:13.520 the island, and cereal comes up very often because sweet 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.640 is what we crave, and usually you're pretty thirsty, and 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:19.479 I don't know, there's something about cereal that's like really 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:22.279 appealing when you're you're hot, and I don't know, but 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:27.480 I usually gravitate towards I love cashi berry crunch, and 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:30.440 so I dream of that. I know that's really random, 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.920 but you never know what you're gonna crave. Honestly, when 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:33.800 you're out there, I. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.880 Got to ask you. You're not like vegan or anything, 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:36.240 are you? 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:36.360 No? 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:42.240 I come across like you might be some kind of vegetarian. No, 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:43.200 how about milks? 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.080 I am an almond milk gal Okay, well. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:47.520 You're gonna have to have regular milk today. I hope 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:47.920 you don't mind. 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:48.240 That's fine. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:49.719 Does it give you explosive diarrhea? 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.599 No, it doesn't. But this museelex thing does look like 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.560 it might e okay moose muselex. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.960 It kind of reminds me of meta musehole. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.960 that's the or mucinex. Those are two different things. Mental 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.080 muscle is the one that makes you go, I mean, it. 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.559 Looks like it's going to keep you very regular this serial. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.480 There's lots of great stuff in there. I see barley 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.880 flakes and regular flakes, and almonds and dates and raisins 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.840 and all kinds of good stuff. I'll give you a choice. 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.479 Two percent one percent milk. What do you like better? 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.760 Percent special? That's Scott for you? 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.960 Why am I special? You know you just are so 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.080 into the cereal and we appreciate it. It's a fresh 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.200 container of Tuscan dairy pure milk. We still have no 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:23.919 milk sponsor. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.080 We have no sponsors, period. We don't make money on 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:31.680 this podcast sponsoring this podcast. CBS should be sponsoring this podcast. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:38.640 C BS Wait, c BS, CVS no, CBS. Okay, yeah, 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.359 I mean we'll run ads for anything at this point, 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.919 you name it, we'll sponsor it. Car companies, pills that 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.520 probably will knock you out. I'll take it. At this point, 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:47.000 I don't care. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:51.200 All right, Kellogg's musliks, all right, ready, it's our classic. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.360 It looks pretty good. I'm not a fan of dates, 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:54.440 but whatever, what is. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:58.200 The giant cluster? I'm so confused. What there? 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:01.640 It's not sweet enough for me. The little pieces of 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.280 barley or rolled oats they're like little oats. It's almost 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:05.160 like raw oatmeal. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:05.960 Not great. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:09.200 This is a very Michelle cereal on into it, but 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:12.799 it does feel like it's stale even before it's really 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:16.000 even hit air. So that's concerning to me because things 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:17.880 only get staler in my cabinets. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.800 So I think it's just missing a touch of sweetness 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.440 I think it needs. And again, those the oats, it's 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.320 almost like eating just oatmeal out of the packet. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.760 Not great, one hundred percent. Like it's like light and airy, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.159 but then you hit like an oat that's weirdly stale 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:31.920 and crunch heat. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.000 And the flakes are not your typical flake consistency. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.080 Yeah, I'm going to give this one two bowls. Do 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:37.160 you know our rating scale? 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:37.360 No? 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.680 Okay, so out of five potential bowls, Like a bowl 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.640 is a full star. You could do one to five bowls, 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:45.440 or you could do a spoon, and a spoon is 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.680 like a half a star. So like two bowls in 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.080 a spoon is like two and a half stars. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:51.240 Which is what I will give this, two bowls in 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:51.599 a spoon. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.520 I'm giving this two balls. It's it's there. That's my 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.960 review for it. It's there. If I saw it on 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.800 a shelf, probably not picking it up, but. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.880 If you were stranded on an island. 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:04.160 I've eaten now my whole cup. I'm happy, I feel satisfied. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:06.480 I feel that this is a good, like I want 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.440 to start the day off right type of bowl of cereal. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:13.360 It's it's a good, stable, reliable bowl. And I'm in. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.400 I'm three. I think I'm three bowls. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.280 Three balls. Okay, it's a little better than the middle 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:18.360 of the road. I'll take that. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.160 I like that. The review for it is that it's 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:21.360 a stable cereal. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.800 Yeah, sometimes you need a stable cereal so I get 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.280 you through the day. You're like, oh man, this might 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.360 be a tough one. I need something of substance that's 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.400 really going to carry me through the morning. And I 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:32.560 feel that this is that for me. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.320 That's Mucilex for Michelle. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:35.200 I like that. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.840 I'm Michelle for mucilex. Do you want a stable way 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:38.720 to start you in morning? 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.200 You guys are looking for sponsors. I could be the 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:42.400 new spokesperson for this. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.360 I love that. Now, are you a millennial like Andrew 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:46.000 how Well? 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.040 Yeah, I'm twenty nine, twenty nine, Okay. 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:49.600 So I was gonna, well, you know what, we'll take 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.600 a trip anyway. Hold on. 0:07:52.680 --> 0:08:01.000 Serial killers visits cereal great, which is not a thing. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.880 He's convinced that the serial graveyard is a thing. It 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.120 is not a thing. It's we're not going anywhere. There 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.880 is no graveyard. This is all audio. 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.840 But the people love hearing about old dead cereals. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.040 Okay, Michelle, do you like hearing about old dead cereals? 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.400 I mean maybe it'll take her back to her childhood. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.280 Which, Yeah, there are some who that maybe you don't 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:23.280 think of that have come back, like Count Chocola, Like, 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.200 haven't thought about that in a while? Is that an 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:25.800 old cereal? 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.800 It is, but it's not dead. It comes back every Halloween. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.600 Oh okay, that is still made. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.440 Okay, but there are ones that you don't haven't thought 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.360 of in a while. It's you know, it's a little 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:34.640 bit nostalgia. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.360 That's right, that's right, Andrew. There's an entire graveyard full 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.760 of dead cereals that we need to revisit every once 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.600 in a while. It's so rude to not visit people 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:42.199 in graveyards. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.839 Michelle, can I talk to you for a second. You're 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:47.080 my friend. We can't have him win. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.640 Anyway, so you may not have ever even heard of this? 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:52.520 Because you were born in like nineteen ninety, oh ninety. 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:56.240 This cereal came out in nineteen ninety. Yeah, now you 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.959 know this cereal in cookie form because it still exists. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:00.199 Hoky grist crunch. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.160 No, what the hell's cookie crunch? 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:05.800 Cookie crust? And I love that cereal? 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:07.840 So do you know they need to chips away one too? 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:08.680 Wasn't that good? 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.400 There's lots of cookie cereals and this was one of them. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.240 It was made by Nabisco. Now Nabisco was not a 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:17.120 very big cereal company. They had a handful, maybe twenty 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.400 thirty cereals. Ever before they just said like, we're not 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.959 making cereals anymore. So this one was from nineteen ninety. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:25.400 It came in three flavors, chocolate, honey, and cinnamon. And 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:27.880 I guess I'll just play it. It's some creepy bears. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:34.600 Wake up, everybody, wake up. Now the kids were sound asleep. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:38.440 Here's breakfast Bears to each the dreams a room over 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.440 at seven o'clock. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:43.160 Oh yes, they beIN on their feet introducing Teddy Graham's 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:44.000 breakfast Bears. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:48.000 Then, yeah, cereal behind. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.959 Them, and every scrumptuous one has far less sugar than 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.360 the leading kids cereals wake. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:57.520 Up to breakfast bears no business. There was a Teddy 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.160 grim I loved Teddy Grams. Yes, teddy Grams. It was 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.640 one of my is like still one of my favorite snacks. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.880 Ever, that cereal was not around very long, so that's 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.680 why you probably didn't know what it ever existed. I 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.880 wasn't born in nineteen ninety okay, but you know what, 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.280 it was still out in nineteen ninety one. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:13.079 How do you know then, teddy Grams? Because Teddygrams, you 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.120 could just put in a bowl of cereal and that's basics. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:16.800 You put in a bowl with milk. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.679 You could they say that it's less sweet, so revolutionary, 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.640 and I think I might try that when I get home. 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.600 You could do that with any cookie. That's what Cooper does. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.040 She comes home from school and she takes the little 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.440 mini Tates cookies and she puts them in milk. She 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.480 dumps them into milk, and that's how she eats them. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.400 Absolutely delicious. They love taste. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.960 Cookies and they get soft and it's delicious. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.680 The kids are so creative she is. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:36.760 That's the way she sneaks them because she's like, well 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.920 you can't see the cookies because I'm drinking milk. You know, 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.520 she thinks I'm a lunatic. Anyway, right, so great, that 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.319 was our visit to the graveyard. We're gonna go down 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.840 and get that. Well, what else do you want to 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:46.320 know about it? 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.920 So we took time out of the show to say, oh, hey, 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.319 Teddy Gram cereal existed. Now on to the next one. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.160 That's right. Haven't you seen the reviews where people like 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.120 to hear about old cereals that they may not have 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.440 heard about since they were a child. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.400 I guess I'm wrong. How long did Teddy Grams last? 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:00.720 No he doesn't have it? 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:01.520 Well, no, I can't have it. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.760 This has been what I've said was the fatal flaw 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.679 of Cereal Graveyard. You bring up the cereal and then 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.440 you're like, h yeah, that was the thing. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:09.600 It's just for memories. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.880 I feel absolutely deprived. I was so ready. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:14.599 I'm sorry. Did you think that I was going to 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:16.920 resurrect a dead Teddygram One hundred percent. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.800 I thought that maybe you hit eBay and you found 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.400 like an old box of Teddygram cereal, and I was 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:22.960 ready for it. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.120 You know, there's a dude on YouTube he does a 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.760 cereal thing called cereal time, and he gets these old 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.000 boxes and he eats them from like the nineties and 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.880 eighties and stuff. He gets sick, but he gets sick 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:37.120 and like he gets diarrhea. Yeah, because you can't eat cereal. 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:38.520 It's expired for twenty years. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.840 This is the second time you mentioned diarrhe on the podcast, 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:41.480 just saying. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:42.800 I don't think I mentioned it on the podcast. I 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.120 mentioned it before we started. Oh that's right, explosive diaryhe 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.160 from milk yep. Anyway, fair time, listen, let's go to 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.320 the new cereal. Okay, you're gonna Andrew will like this. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:50.600 You might not because it's sweet. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.320 Okay, Well, I did fall asleep with a box of 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.640 Eggos cereal, which is very sweet, in my bed last night, 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.800 so I don't really have biases. I'm all in on 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.080 all cereal now. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.680 This cereal is a bag because it's from our friends 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:05.400 at Maltomeal. 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:06.880 Oh okay, Maultimeal is great though. 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.120 Oh don't roll your eyes just yet. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.960 You'll see Maultimeal has has some good ones. There's Scooters, 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.160 which is their knockoff Cheerios, that's right, and then there's 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.400 Blueberry Muffin Toasters, which is a long name, but a 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:15.959 great cereal. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.560 All right, I'm gonna go down and grab the new Cereal. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.679 Now it came out in twenty eighteen, all right, So 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:23.200 but we're still allowed to say new. Look at you 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.319 trying to peak both of you. We're still allowed to 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.800 say new because we give us like five years. After 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.200 five years, then it can be a classic, because if 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.280 it's still around, then it becomes a classic. So this one, 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:36.120 I believe is trying to be cocoa puffs with marshmallows, 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.840 I think in Okay, yeah, I like this double chocolate 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.680 brownie Crunch, all right, I really love that. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:45.400 Maltimeal just goes all in on the super long names. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.000 Double chocolate brownie Crunch, whose deft doesn't roll off the tongue, 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:49.120 but they make it work. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.320 Naturally and artificially flavored. The thing that makes it double 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.840 chocolate is it appears that the marshmallows are actually chocolate. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.560 In in cocoa puffs with marshmallows, the marshmallows is just 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:01.400 regular white marshmallows. So let's what's going on here, all right? 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:03.360 And this has one of those zip strips that if 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.440 I tear it wrong, I'm gonna get angry. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:09.360 I do like the bag concept. I feel all cereals 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.559 should be in bags. I'm not saying no. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.440 This is my first experience with the bag concept, and 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.760 I at first was very averse to it. But I 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:20.880 feel that I'm now coming around. But storing the box 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.640 does look like kind of nice. Like storing the bag. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:25.199 I don't know. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:28.160 There's a lot of marshmallows in it. It smells like 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.280 hot cocoa mix chocolates. Shut up? 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:33.880 Are you German chocolate? 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:36.960 I hate you so much. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:45.120 I love brownies. Sorry, it's aggressive? Is it not aggressive? 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.000 Well? I need the sound of it. Going into a 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.120 bowl sounds much better than going it really does. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.000 Why are you? 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:57.560 I don't know. He makes good points, Andrew, as do you. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.560 You both make really good points. He just made a 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:00.920 better point there than you did. 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.960 So you liked him aggressively taking the bowl to pour 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:04.800 cereal into it. 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.840 I personally felt that it added the sound aesthetic that 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:09.760 set the tone for what's about to go. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.880 Andrew, this is an audio podcast. You need sound. 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:14.160 Wow wow wow wowow. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.240 You know what You're. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.800 In waiting my whole life for this moment. I'm ready. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.560 This is going to make wonderful cereal milk after this, 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.480 I'm telling you right now, there's going to be delicious 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.160 chocolate milk. Agreed, when we're done here. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.240 What if, Oh my god, I just almost explained what 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.040 oatmeal was. That would have been really embarrassing. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.200 Please say what you were about to say. I'm begging you, 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:33.000 it's gonna say. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:34.560 What if there was like a cereal that like you 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.040 heat up? And then I realized that's oatmeal? 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.600 What is the cereal that I'm thinking of? 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:38.720 That? 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.960 Or the balls? They're already really famous. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.400 Coco puffs, Coca puffs. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:42.800 That's what this is. 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.000 Yeah, but it's maltomeal. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:48.400 Smells exactly like cocoa puffs. Oh yeah, because I this 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:49.920 is all you eat in my youth. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:53.920 It really it smells like Swiss miss Hot cocoa mix. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:55.880 I mean, I'm into it. Milk is gonna be good. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.280 Are you ready? I need my cereal soggy? Oh this 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.280 is a soggy cereal for sure? 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:02.240 All right, so we'll wait. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.360 I heard that you like shoggy cereal. I'm not into that. 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.800 Oh this is some good ship. Oh my god. Sorry, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:10.560 five balls, there's delicious. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:11.440 I love it. 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:12.800 Yep, this is right up there with. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.600 Count Chocula, Like, even without it getting soggy, I still 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.040 love it. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.640 Holy hell, this is delicious. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.200 Big fan, actually, giant fan. I'm gonna give this actually, 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.360 I think four bowls and a spoon. I can't give 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.160 it five bulls because it just doesn't feel right in 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:26.560 my heart. 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:28.520 Why because it's Maltomeal. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.000 No, you don't even bring I love the blueberry muffin. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.680 Tost You know that Maultimeal is made by post right. 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.880 Yes, and Scooters. I love scooters. You know this? It 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:39.080 just would this be my like one of my favorite cereals, 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.320 which I res there for five bulls. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.960 No, I don't know. It's really good, Like it takes 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.960 the best cereal ever, which is Cocoa Puffs, and mixes 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:49.520 it with the best part of Lucky Charms, so everybody 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.960 is fantastic, Like every single bite has been wonderful, a 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:56.600 wonderful emotional experience for me. So I might have to 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.840 go five. I love it, wow, like I really might. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.040 I don't know. I haven't met a cereal in a 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.440 long time. I've liked this much. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:06.000