WEBVTT - "Doing the Chokey-Pokey!" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan! 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:11.400 No entering Stockholm. Hey America, bend over. You've been on, 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.440 You've been doing the new club Diet America. I haven't 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:18.480 had a carp since eight Were you accept this rose? 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:25.279 I'd like to finger you this rose into my hair. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:30.360 I'm time. The world's gone crazy, you guys, Well we're 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:35.479 in our safe place. Nothing is safeul lady Ganga jumping 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:40.479 off the super Bowl like a spider monkey. Whack of do? 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:44.600 Will you accept this rose? My name is Artemarine. Boy, 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:46.760 is it good to be here. I'm here with my 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:52.080 platonic lover, platonic lover Aaron Foley and my co host Aaron. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.520 How are you, queen? You've a rough one. Listen, let's 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.840 just be. Let's be straight up. All right. Well, we 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:01.640 elected an illiterate secretary of education. We can start with that. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:06.400 And my cat died so other than that, oh my god, yeah, 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:10.640 I'm so pianofully piano. Fully. You know what, when I 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.840 met you, I was not a cat person. And since 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.200 our platonic lady love your friendship, I now am. I 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:22.399 now own three cats, three I am fully unfalkable, and 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.400 now I host the Bachelor podcast. I'm covered in cat 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.959 hair and wearing bat sleeves in some kind of you 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.400 can pull a house in a comic, but strangely enough, 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.960 you can pull I'm wearing like I look like Mark 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:39.160 Mark from ORCS. Part of my French retarded sister who 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:43.880 was like, if you too could go to Flamenco's class, 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:46.800 and I'm gonna be six. Someday a human male will 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:51.240 touch my gigantic bosoms. So they grow every year, just 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.120 but right down to the earth. Aaron, how are you? 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:57.760 Do you have any gigs coming up? I comedy attict 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.960 in Bloomington, Indiana and doing fancy one. I just got 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:04.600 back from working with Billy Ray Cyrus so fun. He's 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.680 very handsome, He's got like a Burt Reynolds vibe. I 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:13.799 want to meet with me too. I'm a fan. I'm 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.080 trying my best to get him with the just work. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:20.480 Work that angle for Foley, your platonic non sex, same 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.560 sex lever, same sex now, speaking of that would be weird, 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.639 speaking of cats. A lot of people were wondering, and 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.000 we'll get there in a second. We'll get there in 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.920 a second. With us, we have we have actual lovers, 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:38.320 and they laid their legal lovers and they legally practice 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.360 the art of making love. One of them has the 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.800 largest diamond ring I've ever seen, and the other one 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.880 owns a Super Bowl ring. And it's not just Gizella 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.680 Tom Brady that I'm talking about, it's the much sexier, 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:56.480 so excited. No, they are not allowed into my hidy hole. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:01.840 We have with us my former Chelsie Lately castmate, best 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.120 selling New York Times author Kick Gass, stand up comedian 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:09.160 Sarah Kelowna, and her legal lover, the kicker for the 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:17.920 Seattle Seahawks, punter John Ryan. What the difference? What's the difference? 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.120 What's the one? I don't know? Sport? I was never 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.520 picked for a team. There's a bit of a difference, 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.480 is it too. Is there such a thing as a kicker? Yeah, 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.240 they get all the glory of the punters, just like 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.800 they're No, you're the glory, You're my only Do you 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:34.680 know how important the change of field position is in football? 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:40.920 I thought there was only one. Pictures are wildly underappreciated, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:44.000 Thank you. I was obsessed with Shawn Lindetta growing up 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.119 New York, one of the best punchers in the history 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:53.640 of the NFL. You guys, well, someone accept my roads now. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.960 John you had a concussion this year you okay, bo 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.320 I'm totally okay. Yeah. I recovered really really quickly. Did 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:04.960 Sarah throw a plate at your head? What happened? For 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.720 some reason? Around with the ball? Yeah, and then it 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:12.200 went really well until it didn't. When you were running 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:15.240 with the ball, were you thinking to yourself like like 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:17.960 like like the Rocky team playing where you have nailing it? 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:19.760 I was like running, I was like, oh, I feel 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:26.800 twenty two again. I feel like instantly boomty five. So 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:28.839 I feel all the time. And then then I'm like, 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.920 I'm sixty seven years old, but I've had a lot 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.960 of luck done, you guys a lot of work done. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.919 The best part is when he came to the first 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.720 thing he asked, was I didn't fumble it? Right? Know? 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.720 You actually had it when you went out like you 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.080 started and then you got it? And then how was 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:46.320 that for you? Watching your lover? I was in the stands. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.040 It was very dramatic. I speaking of Rocky. I ran 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:52.240 out of there like Adrian to Rocky. I went screaming 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.800 down the sidelines, like not sidelines. I couldn't get on 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.240 the sidelines, but I went to the locker room. But 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.280 I went there frantically thinking he was head passed. Are 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.280 you friends with the other girlfriends and wives? Are you fun? 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.960 Whether they are they like, definitely a fun one, but 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:11.560 I don't know if they know that. Okay, we just 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:15.600 answered the question. Yeah, I if you don't mind. My 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:19.960 mother is your fan and um she actually people we 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.640 my mother. My mother. Both of her dogs died within 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.280 a month of each other this fall. And so last 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.479 time I was doing a pipe, she called in and 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:31.040 she had just she was on high alert because some 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.120 cat hoarder had just brought eighty cats to a shelter 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.480 last week, so she was on Everybody was tweeting me 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.440 to wonder. I'm gonna call her right now, just for 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:43.880 one second. This is Jane Marine. She saw you with her. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.839 She saw you. He'll find out here is a blizzard 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:54.880 right now, that's right. But yeah, got it today. Hi mom, 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:59.240 Tom Brady. I'm good. I'm on the podcast right now 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.160 and everybody. I have two things I want to ask everybody, 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.120 and the everybody keeps tweeting me. They want to know 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:10.000 if you ended up getting a cat. Oh, I have 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:14.040 her on my lap as we speak. She has has 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.280 what's her name? I could call her. But she's she's 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:21.599 called Mittens. She's got a cat named Mittens. Recently, last 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.880 she had like two days ago. She was She called 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.440 during the podcast all excited that a hoarder had dropped 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.320 off eighty cats and she was on her way to 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.560 her house and they would bring into a shelter, shelter. 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:34.560 I'm here with Sarah Cloonan. Now you saw her at 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:38.680 Radio City Music calledn't You I sure did it. She 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:42.640 was the author for Chelsea and she was fabulous. Oh 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:47.239 thank you, I love you and your cat. The whole 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.040 thing was amazing because everybody was there for was from 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:56.200 New Jersey. Oh, yes, so much. Yes, she said you 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:59.760 killed it. She said, you killed it. I mean, And 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.799 I'm here with a guy. I'm here with her husband. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:06.560 He is the punter for the Seattle Seahawks. He has 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:11.360 a Super Bowl ring John Ryan. You love football, mom. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.200 Oh yes, well, it's been a very big weekend month 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.640 here she's in Rhode Island. She explained to me we 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:22.520 hang up, okay, But she didn't explain to me. She 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:24.600 didn't explain to me what happened in the Super Bowl. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.480 What did you say to me about Atlanta when they 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:28.400 were doing the first downs. What were you saying to 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.720 me about it? Well, they will get in the in 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.560 the final quarter when they had such a commanding lead. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:39.400 They have all these penalties and they'd be third down. Say, 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.480 somebody would hold somebody one of them defenseman did it twice. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.640 They got a flag, got automatic first down and sing 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.240 and shing. You don't give Tom Brady and and she'll 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.720 take a mile. And what did you say about Atlanta? 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.240 I felt badly for him because they were they they 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.680 got they were exhausted, they couldn't keep up the pace. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.080 You screamed into the phone the other day. You did 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.560 it to yourself, assholes, as you were doing like a dance, 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:08.440 exactly what I did. Say, she's trying to be nice 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:12.000 about like you did it to yourself assholes. Alright, I 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:15.480 felt family forms like watching a tennis match. We just 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:21.920 watched five sets of Nadal in Australian was amazing. Yeah, 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:28.520 that was amazing, And you felt self fad that somebody 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.840 had a load. Yeah, well that's why that's why we 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.760 Marines never get in the game. But we do adopt 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.400 a lot of cats, all right, mom, And overall, she 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:41.280 she she liked Lady Gaga, but you who do you prefer? More? 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.760 Who were going to see for your seventy fifth birthday? 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:51.360 Katy Perry and Bruno. We're gonna go see Bruno Mars 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:56.520 at Madison Square Garden on her birthday. There you go, 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.120 her birthday birthday. All right, mama, we'll talk to you later. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:05.920 By Okay, there, that explains so much. She's amazing. We're 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.320 going to she's awesome and she goes. You know who? 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:10.240 We have to go see Britney Spears in Vegas. Have 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.640 you ever seen Britney Spears? I still haven't. Now do 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.360 you want to go with my mom? And I kind of? 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:19.800 Actually you would love it. I love Britney right now? 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:23.400 Oh my god, Tony seventeen. It's like, you gotta just 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:24.800 do but the best that you can. This is a 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.960 ship show. World's gonna be around. I'm gonna guess about 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.560 three and a half months, let's go to Vegas. We're 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:33.520 let's talk about the Bachelor. We're gonna go to Vegas. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:37.720 We're gonna watch Brittany. That's it. Yeah. I mean, as 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.800 a gay woman in the Trump regime, I only have 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:43.480 about thirty to sixty days to be in public, so 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.720 I gotta get it. In. Yeah, as a woman who 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:49.560 dresses like a cast member of zoom in ninety eight, 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:52.280 I'm only gonna be allowed in public for four more hours. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.960 Hashtag dressed like a woman, hashtag dressed like a woman. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:10:03.120 You let's just really, first of all, Hi, Katie listeners 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:04.560 at emailing and they want to hear more from you. 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:08.199 So we're gonna have to have Katie's corner later a quarter. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.839 That's a great idea. And by the way, everybody, Anna 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.080 made it safely to Iran. Okay, Anna isn't fucking Iran 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:17.520 this we believe it. Okay, everything's going off roting. I 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.360 wanted to stay for the record. I don't know where 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:25.480 you stand. I think this season sucks. This season sucks, right, 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:28.760 he sucks. I was so excited. Yeah, this was a 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.880 weird episode, John, tell me, where are you on Nick? 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.000 Right now? I think Nick is a real snowice fest. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:38.080 But also it's like it's like the Karn and Nick show. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.520 Ye there was there was. There was ladies that came 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:42.960 out on the screen the other day and I was like, 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:48.560 who she? And we're down to the final six. Sometimes 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.280 you need to start. You're like, well, there's twenty. I 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.960 don't recognize that woman. But now it's like we're right 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.319 down to and I'm like, that girl hasn't been on yet. Yeah, 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.920 and she was kidding that with me. Yeah, she was 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.360 the one of the Concessus picks before the season. Yeah, 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.360 we thought she was so cute. We didn't hear one 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:10.880 thing from her. It's like because she had nothing to say. Yeah, 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.360 I couldn't believe he Like, yeah, I feel like he's 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.959 a little He was very emotional this season or this 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:19.560 last episode, crying the entire time. I was really excited 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.560 when they picked him to be the Bachelor, but then 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.959 I realized we're but like and I didn't think it 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.520 was possible to me more boring than Ben. But I 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.320 will say this, at least Ben felt like he was 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.880 looking for love. This is just like a guy, like 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:35.440 a celebrity looking to extend his run on television. I 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.280 don't hate it that much. I hated Ben. And then 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:44.400 in the scripture ribs, Uh Jojoe was so fired up 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.839 and I was like, We'm still I'm still in it, 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:51.199 but this past episode, Uh, part of me like that 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.680 he fired everybody too. I did like, and we're down 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.040 to six, which means we just it's gonna get a 0:11:56.080 --> 0:12:00.200 little it's gonna get dirtier before he just stick his 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:05.920 schwan in every hole, um, including probably you know and 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:12.720 all the producers. Yeah. But the crying, which we'll get 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.160 to at the end of the episode, I literally was like, oh, 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.480 get over. I was like, oh, you're stop it. And 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.080 I mean and his tears not to be I don't. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.160 I'm not going to trump Shumer this because I do 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.440 think the Chuck Schumer was upset the other day. Um, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:29.360 but Nick looked like the tears come right from the 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.480 middle and there's only one that goes right down. And 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.960 I don't never want to say someone's fake crying if 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:38.920 they're really upset. But I'm but he was fake, and 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.319 you know when you're crying. I want to see what 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.920 jam Marine said about Atlanta to Nick. Hey, you did 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.560 it to yourself, asshole. Yeah, Karen, you haven't paid any 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.800 attention to any of these other ladies. And I think 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:53.040 it was fake. I was. I was fascinated by watching 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.560 they only come from the middle and it goes one 0:12:55.800 --> 0:13:00.640 right straight down. Yeah, like a mental blower. I've been 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.000 because the cast is like in act, like I've had 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.439 to do shows or I've had to cry. I've never 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:11.160 had a real makes your eyes, like when when you're 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.680 cast out of your acting leg and you're like, oh shoot, 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.160 I got hired to cry and I can't execute that. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.480 The makeup department will come to him like this blow 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.360 or filled with mental crystals and the blow or I 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.800 right before the tape. No, but they didn't do that. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.040 His was Visine. They don't even have the mental blowers 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.160 on that set, apparently because his was too like I've 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:32.640 seen the like people go, they loose. You're right like, 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:36.280 you're bawling. This is just one role right out the middle. 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.520 Do you think it was in front of the women 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.920 that they put it in. Let's say it was Vizine. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.320 People can cry on cue though he might be one 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.600 of those Your tear ducks are in the corner of 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:51.880 your eyes. Okay, they're not in the middle. Just enough. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.520 I guess if he holds it long enough and then 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.680 he blinks, it comes out that way. Right here we go, Ready, 0:13:56.720 --> 0:14:00.560 it was you, guys, I'm sorry. So we started out, Okay, 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.280 So we started out with Taylor going to go talk 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.320 to him in the church. He's he's getting ready, he's 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.920 whining and dining Krin's boobs in the church, and then 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.600 they're the ladies are locked in the Marriott high up 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:15.520 in the tower, and then the suitcase p A in 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.400 the beginning of Female Suitcase p A goes to get 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.840 the suitcase and uh, Taylor is like, I'm not taking 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.280 this anymore. She lied to you. And Karin is there 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:33.080 with her Cabbala bracelet talking to Nick with and then 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.480 and then um, he says, this has everything to do 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.760 with where my heart was in this situation and my bonner, 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.400 and and then what Krince said is what I learned 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:46.120 tonight is cats have nine lives and bitches have to 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:52.560 don't ever call me a liar in front of my boyfriend. Yeah, listen, 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.960 I was team Karin. I think Taylor when she marched 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.280 back in, she's like, She's like, you know every right 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.120 to be here. I've got it right. And you're like, no, 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.680 you've already been voted off the island, like your shouldn't 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.520 roll out, so you have nothing to say as if 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.440 he could cheat, what was what was the possible? Like 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:10.920 Nick is going to be like, you know what, Taylor, 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.640 You've got an excellent point. Let me go back into 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.640 the bank. Fest and fire career. I think at that point, 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.120 you're just trying to extend your fifteen minutes. Yeah, you're like, 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.080 there's one more. You know, there's like a producer like go, 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.640 go go. That's just like her trying to extend because 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:27.920 I mean, for sure she might be trying to secure 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:32.000 place in Paradise too. True. Now, that's what I feel like. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.560 They all go on the show now to be like 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.760 I'm gonna get just far enough so I go to Paradise. 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.800 Paradise actually seems like more fun fun. Yeah, it's a 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:44.480 month in Mexico. Yeah, I've great. Yeah, and you don't 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.880 have to like wait even for the fantasy sweet have sex. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.040 You can do it and then whenever you want do 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.240 it like daytime. Yeah, I would never say it that resort. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:56.680 It's like marriage. Just do it whenever I thought it 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.720 like marriage, just do it whenever you want, all the time. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:05.560 You just to get at it. The bonze um. By 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.600 the way, I've had people like like tweeting me the 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.640 phrase the bones one, and it makes me so happy 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.960 that if nothing else, I've given America fingerbagging in the bones. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:18.480 You're welcome, America. They're so proud Jenniferan. Okay, so then 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:21.920 he calls off the cocktail party and Chris Harrison. But 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.400 it's also like, so if you don't get to know 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.880 these girls and you keep calling off the cocktail party, like, 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.440 how are you ever gonna? It's just I don't want 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:33.040 to bang those three? Yeah, you know, every episode to 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:40.280 get to can I get when? Am I going to 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:42.840 get to funk hers? Yeah? Like right before neil in comes, 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:48.200 but right before and then yeah, and then cut her. 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:54.400 That's exactly before Nanny shows up to bed and she's 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:57.000 only awake for like two like twenty minutes a day 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:01.640 window where she's alert, he's alert. Some weird drapey beige 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:06.200 outfit there's been tied onto her body. That's bikini. Okay, 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:10.040 But they cut the Dolphin girl. They cut Alexis Katie. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.159 What do you think? I was so sad because all 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:14.040 the little snippets of them in the end they had 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.280 like a real connection, so fun. But I think she'll 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:19.720 be in Paradise. Yeah. I ended with I want to 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:23.159 get her on the show. Can we get lady on 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.240 the show? We need to get you know what? I 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.200 think that my Canadian friend will be able to hook 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.119 me up Haley. Haley is friends with Dolphin. Maybe we 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.040 can get them both in here. Yes, and Haley. Haley 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:35.840 turned out to be a good one. We love Haley. 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.919 I'm deep in now, guy, I'm friends, I'm deep in. 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:43.480 I am deep in. Okay. So then they cut the 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:46.359 balls girl, the girl with the balls. I couldn't believe 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:52.040 that because so Jamie, but the one with the so 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:56.880 uh raging Lesbo. I've said this from day I can 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.560 say Lesbo America because I am one. She couldn't be 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:05.160 gay or every snippet, Uh, this is, by the way, fantastic. 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:07.840 This is not bad news. It's just every time she 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:11.280 would like people were like consoling everybody, Jamie was like, 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:14.800 you know, had her hand up everybody's shirt. And I 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:20.119 was like, but I thought we saw snippets weeks ago 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:25.439 of her getting pretty far. I was surprised. I thought, truly, 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:28.000 am I losing my minor? Was she in a conversation 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.400 in a bikini on an island? These feel like they've 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:33.359 just thrown in the towel. Even at the beginning of 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:35.719 the episode, they had stuff for this week that never 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:37.040 happened in the week. Like at the beginning of the 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:39.360 episode was like coming up tonight and they had like 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:42.879 Raven making out with him on some bed, which never happened. 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.960 And then later on they're like, well Raven got the 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:47.640 group and it was like did she am? I did? 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:51.560 I wed? Because I was like, wait a minute, we 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.320 didn't see that's right, we didn't see it happen. I 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.359 feel like they had thrown in the towel. The editors 0:18:56.359 --> 0:19:01.000 are like, I'm out, okay, so and they cut crazy Josephine, 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.959 who didn't even end up being that crazy. Well, I 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:10.200 think she was batship of that up. She was the 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:16.360 nurse blonde that tried to sing and rapper aspiring nurse, Yeah, 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:23.600 she's not aspiring dolphin trainer, alexis. Aspiring dolphin trainer is 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:28.639 really actually just means unemployed. Yeah, just put unemployed. Yeah, 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.119 which is great. You can be a dolphin like I 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:31.760 want you to be a dolphin trainer. We can say 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:44.520 to an inspiring asperist inspiring titles Airbnb rental operator, I 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.800 shoot low. So then he goes, guys, guess what we're 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.720 going to say Thomas, and he said the phrase I 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:54.600 loved the I love the island living. And then he 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.920 did a dance and said I hope I start falling 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:01.600 in love. I was just like, he doesn't know how 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:07.119 to love. He really doesn't. He goes from like to 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:11.280 like I love you right before like he has to 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:14.879 give a ring, like there's no like. I think he 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:17.879 really did love Caitlin. I felt that he was she 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:20.920 was at least fun. I mean, I think I think 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:22.879 he can say I love you, and I think he 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:25.399 thinks it. I think he likes to compete more than 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:27.720 to be competed for. Yeah, but I don't you think 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.840 this episode above, every single episode was the one where 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:34.680 you're like, he doesn't like any of these wodow, I 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:38.159 don't think he hasn't paid attention to anything. So then 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:40.320 he so then the girls they fly them all down 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:43.960 from the Marriott in New Orleans to the Marriott and St. 0:20:44.000 --> 0:20:46.600 Thomas with some weird reef name, and they have to 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:52.840 run around these shitty hotels going this is gorgeous and 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:56.280 they can't you know, They're like, do you do that 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.240 every time you guys tour and like when you're doing 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:02.880 stand up and check into marryat yes, my courtyard Marriott. Yeah, 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:09.480 another courtyard with breakfast starting at was a four point 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:13.840 chairing shared at four points and I'm just jumping around 0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:16.720 with those like those those bed spreads made of like 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:22.800 scratchy like bed spread. What is the I was in 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:24.960 some airport and I can't remember the chain, but I 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:27.520 was going up an escalator and on the handles of 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:31.040 the escalator pick pick a chain. I can't remember it 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:35.600 said blah blah blah. We washed the duvets. And I 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:41.399 was like, oh my god, that should be understood. I 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:43.919 mean I immediately go into a hotel like a c S. 0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:47.120 I I take that thing of come off the bed 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:51.560 and I put it com dried on a chair at 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:56.720 the Palms in Vegas, there was a silver chair with 0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.960 a dried come stick. How did you know for sure 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:02.879 it was because it was facing. I was in some 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:06.639 sweet and the chair, it was a solo chair, and 0:22:06.680 --> 0:22:09.720 it was facing. They had a they had a like 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:13.720 a pole in the bathroom like with a shower like 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:16.359 like a flashditch shower head above it. So it was 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:18.840 just a viewing chair for the pole in the bathroom. 0:22:19.080 --> 0:22:23.000 And then on the arm was dried white spot. Did 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:27.080 you ask for the tapes from the hotel? And I 0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:29.720 tried to get pregnant on that chair. The whole weekend, 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:33.800 and I am so proud note that I stayed in 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:38.199 such a I stayed this weekend at a homewood sweet 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:42.240 By that was like I felt like I was in 0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:46.000 It was like nineteen seven divorced Dad. You know what 0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:48.840 I made? Just like there's a they'd made the towel 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:52.359 into a swan on my bed and I thought, cruise ship. 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:56.119 I thought, has it come to this? This is my life? 0:22:57.119 --> 0:23:02.560 I lived in the Mochel sixth studio watching when I 0:23:02.600 --> 0:23:04.320 trying to make it the NFL. I lived in a 0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:07.480 motel six The major lea came once a week. Oh 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:09.760 my god, I had a O L dial up internet. 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:12.560 This is like twelve years ago. How long did you 0:23:12.640 --> 0:23:16.639 live there for a few months? Did you get bummed out? No? 0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:19.080 I didn't. I think I was just like so focused 0:23:19.119 --> 0:23:21.760 on trying to make the care Where did you grow up, John? 0:23:22.080 --> 0:23:25.320 In Canada? Saskatchewan? And where you Did you know anybody 0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:27.760